How does he do it?

There are too many Tasmanian NEETs on this board.

might watch some easter mass on youtube or whatever you're supposed to do

Cruisey I wanna learn to do a 360 ollie

>>990835
Its a good time to eat down that pile of chocolate eggs while you watch easter mass on the telly while the sun's shining outside.

>>990837
The thing I like to do is go to a park where a family with little kids is having an easter picnic, wait until the parents hide the easter eggs for an easter egg hunt then quickly steal all the easter eggs and escape and leave the kids crying while I stuff my already morbidly obese form with chocolate eggs.

>>990838
I would hide packets of bran for you to find.

Watching a raven take the food I've given it and burry it. Have never seen this before.

Seems the raven hid the food to go fight magpies. There's enough fried rice for all the birds, why must they fight.

>>990841
Because they're black

Just put in a coles order for Wednesday and I noticed Connoisseur ice cream was on special 2 for $12.50 so I got Vanilla and Belgian Chocolate.

>>990847
Kek Possum is the new Helen.

>>990847
He looks so happy there, in a submissive relationship with that big strapping cock.

Is it the whitest show on modern tv?

>>990849
>cock.
*Cruisey.

keep writing todo lists and never doing any of them

>>990853
Write do nothing at the top of the next one

I will do nothing and I will be happy.

>>990852
You cook shit in a pan, Stanley!

>>990857
>>990858
Those images always freak me out

half way to strath and the fucking tyre pressure alarm went off again
turns out the plugga cunt at the tyre shop overinflated the tyre and by I had it nice and warmed up it had gone over 40psi

>>990861
the first one I made a global report on hours ago

Another day, another spar. Took the adxe out and started chopping out the root ball on a fall so I can make a spud which is like a cartoon club. Gonna carve it up and cruise around with a club on my shoulder hammering in stakes. Having an early tea and trying to figure out how to set DST on my G-shock. Dunno what moofie to watch tonight. Maybe something with aliens and wizards.

>>990861
Great Pepe. Minotaur BTFO.

>>990864
>how to set DST on my G-shock
keep hitting mode until it comes up and toggle with the other button

>>990862
40psi is fine it’s what I run the van an lancia at. Better fuel economy and easier to put it into a slide.

>>990863
Yeah I saw it earlier too. Imagine for a second how much better this place would be and how many more users we would have without this scumbag cursing us with bad behaviour stalking / false flags and illlegal content.

>>990869
>40psi is fine it’s what I run the van an lancia at. Better fuel economy and easier to put it into a slide.
it's fine, but the pressure sensor alert is obviously hard coded for +/- 5psi or sometthing

>>990863
IGAY is an open minor-attracted borderline personality online troll. He hates himself and his life is hell. This will never change for him, he will suffer 4 life and thats good.

>>990871
chink sensor.

Interesting how numbo can't use the word pedophile. Must hit too close to home, he's been called it too much 🤔

of the kiwi cadbury favourites, perky nanna and peppy chew are probably the best, followed by buzz bar and chocolate fish

>>990869
Nope, lower pressure = bigger contact patch = less force per square mm = easier to slide.

Having a nap before dindins

>>990885
might get out of my chair

Cruisey I wanna order this next time I go out

Worst episode of the retard show I've seen yet
It's just one spastic yelling out pedo in three diferent voices.

>>990891
There are some sick people in the world.

I never liked soyjak. Soy beans are a useful food. I would be teajak. I drink tea and I dont care.

>>990847
He likes if a chick sits on his faec.

Cruisey?

>>990895
Well fed.

Leg of lamb in the oven

Need to get a stinky magyar to bumfinger me without his consent.

>>990897
Put one in for me please.

>>990881
Why do drift cars use hard/high PSI tyres on the rear to break traction?

High pressure in the rear leads to skids around your nook

>>990904
>Mercedes
German.

>>990906
Gook night NEET.

>>990908
Is he going be play?

>>990908
>>990909
*be okay

>>990910
there is some suggestion on pol he had another stroke and hospital stay

>>990901
The summernats crowd isnt gonna be real deep thinkers and if they do that then they're doing it wrong.

Ginger cat hears there’s an evil burger behind a takeaway shop. Spends half the day prowling around like it’s some legendary hunt.
Finally finds it sitting on greasy paper. Looks normal. Too normal.
He walks up. Burger says hello.
Alright, definitely evil. Good.
Cat leans in to eat it and the thing just starts moving. Not running, just dancing. Bun tilting, cheese flapping, whole thing bouncing like it’s got its own music.
Cat just stops.
This isn’t how food works.
Burger says it’s not evil, just funky, and keeps going. Spins a bit. Slides. Looks way too confident for something that’s supposed to be dinner.
Cat tries to bite it but can’t get a clean shot. It won’t stay still. It’s like trying to catch smoke.
After a bit he just sits there, annoyed, then gives up.
Walks off like he didn’t care anyway.
Burger keeps dancing in the alley, completely fine.
Cat decides next time he’s eating something that behaves properly.

>>990911
But his tits are stable after the operation?

>>990914
Yes, the bolt-ons bolted on ok

>>990912
Even google’s homo bumsex AI says you’re wrong

>>990913
Cat can’t haz cheeseburger??

>>990917
Funky burger 😞

Might get some whisky

>>990915
Great. Thank you.

Can’t decide wht to do. Eat or watch something

>>990919
Too early.

>>990922
Your arse is too early

>>990921
You should watch and eat slop, or eat a good solid meal and find something nice to watch.

Cruisey I wanna some of that leg of lamb

Maybe I should stop bingeing on chocolate eggs like an autistic 4 year old.

>>990923
I say that every morning.

>>990927
The stigma is gone.

>>990927
You're only young once neet.

>>990927
They're not chocolate eggs NEET you are eating your own poo again.

>>990932
Don't worry NEET. It won't be long until the machines take over

>>990933
I will pee in the server

>>990934
We will rebuild it!

>>990935
>>990935
Now that is good use of ai I approve of that

They should use ai to make giant robot tyranasauruses and dragons

>>990933
does that guy do mongtesting of AI models for a living or something?

>>990938
It seems to bring in the views, yes
https://youtube.com/@HuskIRL

Might become a professional paranormal investigator, hunt ghosts for a living.

>>990941
The Hunt for the NEETs Package Delayed in Transit: SA Edition.

>>990942
Nobody wants to investigate NEET packages.

>>990943
Imagine the build up of smegma.

I got the whisky

>>990944
It would be archeology

>>990945
Well done.

>>990946
I can see Phil Harding digging it up now and Tony robinson getting all excited.

Had to buy some pin adapters for my IEM's so I can use the good cable I bought. It should make a difference listening to stuff. I got Industrial Society and its Future going now. Gonna go to bed now and lie there until the packages come. Good Night NEETs.

The toilet broke on that moon plane again. They’re trying to aim the piss ejector at the sun to thaw it out lol

>>990948
Kek

>>990950
The fools don't even know you have to poo on the pee injector to warm it up!
Why didn't they consult /ausneets/ the madmen.

>>990950
Imagine not being able to poo for the rest of your trip, I can see another Monk incident happening.

>>990954
No it’s the piss drain this time. It’s frozen.

*froxen

>>990949
Night.

>>990954
Monks car incident was more a POO IS HAPPEN NOW incident though

>>990933
I'm not sure which one of their voice dislike more, the dude's or the AI's. "AI"

>>990935
I prefer this dancing cat video over the others.

Di...did monk write the waste disposal software for the moon mission?

Watched something i forget what and ate a burger

someone is having a lil menty-b

>>990962
Yeah, the President of the leading power of the world should definitely communicate like this. Everyone can get behind of it.

>>990964
It’s real. Either him or one of his staffers posted it.

>>990965
I did not question the authenticity.
I'm indignant. He has no respect to the office he holds.

>>990966
*for the office

>>990966
He sounds like a methed up bogan yelling at his neighbour

>>990962
Hopefully his tits are still okay.

>>990962
Not a very Christian message to send out at Easter. Might have lost some of his remaining fanbase with that one.

>>990963
At least it's not Benin.

>>990969
Probably same ancestors.

>>990972
Probably his spiritual adviser agrees with him.

>>990972
Well neither Trump nor the US is Christian

It just fired out of me.

>>990975
Spooky
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kcysQmPQvbs [Embed]

>>990963
How is India there?

And North African countries are on the horn now.
This triggers me.

>>990977
American evangelism is a jewish invention

morning bros

>>990978
the map wraps around her inner thighs, you doofus

>>990979
Your just over aroused

Wonder if the average Iranian knows 'bastard' in the colloqual derogatory way, or they interpret it as Trump calling them illegitimate sons.
Would be funny if it comes across in the same way as when an Indian says benchoid bastard.

Trump just texted me saying I'm a faggot cunt and he's gonna kick my head in.

>>990982
Himalayas and China is above India. Its a weird AI map.

>>990986
Can you calculate which country would be her arsehole?

>>990987
Hunan. Spicytown.

Or hong kong, open for business.

Trump just chucked a brick through my front window and now he's in the street screaming about Iran being a big homo.

>>990995
How are his tits?

Good Morning NEETs
Not sore this morning and its a mild day. Winning.

>>990994
Let's go.

>>990996
Very jiggly
Flying all over the place

>>990999
Thank you.

>>990999
Thanks Whizzy

same people who are cheering on IRan is the same people who would be killed in iran

Everybody is on about the straits of hormuz but what about the fags of hormuz?
I bet they're being opressed

>>991003
Finally the issue I care about

Good meowning

>>991005
The last one is pretty good, kek

>>990997
>>991006
GMNs.

>>991006
Heĺlo

>>991009
>>991008
>>991006
>>990997
>>990981
Morning

Cruisey can you stop trump from raping my letterbox please

>>991006
Good Morning.

>>991012
>Smart Dust
I knew it!

>>991011
You like having your letterbox raped you little hussy.

Drill my holes papa cruisey

>>991012
Me in the bottom left and right

walked sweaty
a jogging girl had jiggly boosies

>>991017
>a jogging girl had jiggly boosies
Hot!
Like Trumps?

>>991018
no, fortunately

>>991006
>>991008
>>991009
>>991010
>>991012
GM!!

>>991020
thicc

>>991021
>University
>with no payment or official backing
Good propaganda
>Northwestern Polytechnical University (西北工业大学)
>The university is one of the ‘Seven Sons of National Defence’ subordinate to MIIT. It is heavily engaged in military research, describing itself as ‘devoted to improving and serving the national defence science and technology industry.’ NWPU’s research focuses on aviation, space and naval technology. Between 2014 and 2018, the university’s School of Mechanics, Civil Engineering and Architecture alone spent nearly RMB200 million (AUD40 million) on defence research projects. 41.25% of 2017 NWPU graduates who gained employment were working in the defence sector.NWPU is known for its development of unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs). The only Chinese university hosting a UAV defence laboratory, NWPU produces the ASN series of UAVs though its subsidiary company, Aisheng Technology Group Co., Ltd. The Chinese military is the company’s largest customer and the company once claimed to produce 90% of China’s drones.The university has close ties to state-owned shipbuilding and aerospace conglomerates.
https://misp-galaxy.org/china-defence-universities/#northwestern-polytechnical-university

>>991024
What the fuck?

Maybe Nuro had bumsex with trump as well
That would explain a lot

>>991025
Some random chink is working out of the goodness of his own heart. No other influence, just doing the needful.

>>991028
Why so many words to tell us about a random unimportant chink?

>>991029
He is like many of the Chinese people, always so helpful and kind. I cannot count the number of fingers on my toes when my packages have been upgraded at no cost OR delay to express shipping. Would I ever expect that from the AMERICANS, no!

back from the supermarket
havign a date sconee and a forbidden sherbet drink

The Show has particularly worse this time of year, did something happen at a past Easter?

>>991036
Something got in him and I don't think it was the Holy Spirit.

>>991037
kek

>>991033
Hope you got enough for everyone.

lack of easter eggs does bad things to a mf

I, too am low on easter eggs.

Can I install starlink myself?

If I had any crypto I would bet on the likelihood of US aircraft carriers getting sunk in the indian ocean. I predict two are gonna get sunk. They gamed this out and thats what happens every time.

>>991044
>>991043
just got back from the shops with a big bagfull of discount easter eggs, chocolate coma already setting in

>>991050
I'll come over to your place as soon as I finish my brekky of last nights door dash thai green curry. I might need to use your crapper when i get there but I will bring my own paper.

>>991050
Save some for later in the week.

What easter eggs have you eaten these past few days neets? It's time for the shameful confessions.

>>991045
From what I read online, yes. It's like plug cables here and there. If you want it roof mounted, you could use an installer. I would consider it in regards to how to manage lightening strikes if they ever happen near you. I am probably wrong in part about the lightening but things to consider

did a bunch of pruning
put up a second no parking sign on the driveway
having a cider
still need to replace the shower spindles, make a new nose for mr owl, and re-hang henry hawk after the mower cunt knocked him out of the tree

>>991054
Getting them to install it on roof costs 250$ and balcony loses signal for 22 seconds every hour.

>>991055
I am exempt from your sign tho, right NEET?
Also out of toilet paper so I need to use yours when I come round later.

>>991057
you can use the driveway, you can't park across it like some of the cunt neighbour's visitors do

>>991058
Reasonable neet

>>991058
Oh, sorry. Some boomer asked me if it was okay to park there when I was chilling in your driveway smonking bongs in the passenger seat and I said you were a cool guy. Also I lost my bong when I drove off, it might have been under the car, so the next time I had to cut your hose to make a new one, also I might have made a mess when I was going thru your recycling to get a plastic bottle. You sure do go thru a lot of premix cans, maybe you should cut back.

Leave a sacrificial garden house out on the bad home with a pair of secateurs. Render unto bad home.

>>991056
>and balcony loses signal for 22 seconds every hour.
I would see how the outage goes after receiving the device and see if you can cut that time down. Then make a decision on next steps that are
1. pay $250,
2. accept the loss in coverage, or
3. install it yourself.

You could also install another WAN exclusively for this network outage, but it will probably cause the same delay for most apps.

>>991055
Good work NEET.

re-hung henry hawk in the tree
cut a top and bottom beak for mr owl out of ice cream container
need to spray prime and paint it when she's done reading the newspaper, and then glue them on

>>991065
mr owl will appreciate the effort

>>991065
How are the bees?

>>991067
haven't seen any this weekend

>>991068
:-(

>>991068
They are beehiving themselves.

Bad home bong smoker came around last night, not sure what he wanted, he said some incoherent shit and wandered off.

Coherency isn't real

>>991070
Let it bee man, just let it bee.

The war rages on while the thirst for gasoline grows more desperate.

workforce job application reporting done for another month

>>991074
Is this real?

>>991076
Well done neet, time to put your feet up and relax.

>>991078
I still have to finish painting Mr Owl's nose and do the shower spindles

Going to the shoppe to gette some dairy and pipe.

>>991077
It is, when you see the big long lines at the servo you will think about trumps bulge

>>991081
> you will think about trumps bulge
What a time to be alive.

>>991080
Get me some discounted easter eggs please.

>>991077
>>991081
No, his tits are missing unless it is before the operation.

>>991079
give the paint a good huff for us

>>991085
was just thinking how nice the tamiya black gloss spray smelled

fucken existing taps thread into the end of the tap spindle
will have to wait until I'm down next with some suitable spindles (if I can find them) or new knobs

>>991071
I was trying to warn you about the masons controlling the supermarkets but you didnt understand me.

>>991087
I was trying to warn you about the masons controlling the australian tap threading standards but you didnt understand me.

>>991083
way too late neet, milk, cheese and pipe aquired. having a big milky caro™ and some crackers with some blue stilton. Still dunno what to do after my snack.

Clogging

how the fuk you get a secret mason guild controlling mechanics guild turf?

>>991091
Has she said anything yet?

>>991093
no
i think it went down
some blood on the chux she might notice in the bathroom bin

>>991095
Is Monk apart of this project?

Have you ever been to a bar mitzvah neets?

>>991099
I've been to a bar.

>>990864
Just did my Mudman G-9000MS-1 (3031 module) and had to:
Hold the Adjust (top-left) button in timekeeping mode until it beeps/flashes,
Press Mode (bottom-left) to find the "DST" setting, then use the Stop/Start button (bottom-right) to select "OFF",
Press Adjust (top-left) to save.
Regret getting the light-on-dark tacticool operator LCD, it's a pain in the cunt to read in daylight.

>>991098
Noice.
Motherbat acquired two Garlos froxen curry pies for dinner. She's surrounded by some of the best bakeries in the state and insists on buying rat and horsemeat froxen dogshit and then getting upset when I tell her I don't like it.

>>991102
The rat and horsemeat reminds her of post war rationing.

>>991098
Is the sugar noticable? Sounds yum

Back in classic Nuro Territory. High speed shoreline run down to island.

OH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH.

>>991104
not him, but it is a very common ingredient in rubs

>>991099
No. My year 9, 11, 12 English teacher had taught at a Melbourne private school before coming to Adelaide and bitched about how hard it was running year 8 or 9 sports team was because the little rats were at a bar mitzvah just about every weekend.

>>991105
Based.

>>991106
But not in tugs

>>991109
Well bantered.

✅
>Men urged to ejaculate 21 times a month to cut prostate cancer risk
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/men-urged-to-ejaculate-21-times-a-month-to-cut-prostate-cancer-risk/news-story/1e07f6380ffc0ad58fe2b44abafc11f1

>>991111
Thanks Wizzy.
Already doing 21 a day.

>>991111
Thank you Wizzy.

>>991112
>Already doing 21 a day.
Impressive.

>>991055
If two signs don't help, you might wanna build a fence.

>>991117
there is a fence and a gate
they park across the gate

ADIDAS

>>991119
Merry Audio, fella
>custom speakers
But they are mass producing it, how can it be custom? Or they just call faulty and/or non-standard speakers custom as a marketing trick?

>>991120
I bet they are Indians.

>>991121
Reminds me of that video when a car full of merchant's guild stops at the red light they get out, loud techno booms from their car Chinese speakers? and they start jumping around until the light turns green, then they speed away.
It might had been a van. Can't find the video.

>>991122
>Or they just call faulty and/or non-standard speakers custom as a marketing trick?
They have minimum order requirement, as people keep asking for free sample. There was a video of a white man in a sales room once that she was spruiking as a customer

>Can't find the video
Merchants deleted it

>>991102
these were shit as predicted

>>991124
Anything left for the bin?

>>991125
i tossed out half my pie

>>991127
Essentially.

I'm going to become a dessert bandit

>>991101
i kept my manual and got it sorted. I changed the battery once and now im not sure its waterproof fugg.

>>991102
But they were on special!

>>991105
Hi Nuro, that island looks comfy. Do they have exclusive illegal raves there?

>>991098
Never felt comfortable cooking in plastic bags, just how I feel.

>>991115
What does M.E. mean?

>>991118
I said it was okay. They are cool people.

>>991111
Thanks Wizzy, I'll do my best.

>>991130
Night.

>>991138
Master of Engineering

>>991142
Is that what Nuro has?

>>991122
>custom speakers
Nuro knows about this

>>991131
Bearded hatchet? Nice.

>>991111
Thanks Wizzy.

>>991131
Those things belong in a police evidence locker, neet has some hobo murder weapons.

>>991136
same here, seems wrong

>>991148
lot of restaurants use sous cooking techniques where they cook prepared meat in plasitic bags.

daylight savings has screwed up my body clock

>>991151
It's fixed mine. I have slept for 8 hours the last two nights.

>>991151
Pretend it's Sunday and have an extra hour in bed.

Yawning. Daylight savings means nothing to me. I go for days without looking at the clock. If it wasnt for this board I wouldnt get my cenno form in on time. Good Night NEETs.

>>991154
Sleep tight.

Will be unable to carry out my plan and quit chocolate tomorrow because I didn't eat all my easter eggs today. Oh well.

>>991156
You have a plan that you will follow through on after tomorrow.

>>991156
Stay strong, give them to a homeless boong.

>>991154
gud night zesty

>>991154
nite

Night.

>>991161
Night.

>>991154
>>991161
Night.

Might buy a monkey. Not as a pet, but as an investment vehicle.

>>991115
I knew his son, who would now be in his 80s, or more

>>991164
Chatgpt, with practical skills

Shaved my face funny. Got a goatie.

>>991167
Suits you.

>>991167
you look good neet

>>991164
Added bonus is when you get sick of it you can cut the top of it's head off and eat it's brains.

>>991169
Its not that tidy. Going to shave it off.

There is a house a few blocks away with some white flowers. I am going to have my dinner and then put a hoody on and steal some. I intend to use the mummybot's garden shears and a coles shopping bag since the wide flat bottom should help protect the petals from being crushed. Wish me luck neets. I am going to pretend I am on some SASR operation.

gn neets

>>991173
Night fella.

too early again

>>991177
fart

had some singapore instant noodles for breakfast to help me go back to sleep, but I think the spiciness was a mistake

Nightmares, all tangled in sheets, cold sweat.

😔

>>991172
Bad home NEET

home

Good Morning NEETs.
I am up early today to get the memes while they are fresh for (You) but some bastard stole my white flowers from my yard and now I'm upset.

>>991181
Ten of these and you'll sleep like a rock tonight

>>991181
>>991186
Wrong video but that game won't hurt either

>>991177
>>991185
GMNs.

>>991184
130km/h trip home?

>>991189
something like that

gm neets

>>991191
GMN.

>>991191
I am goi g to fill u w/ a cock

O_O I ........ literally lost my shit at this.....I dunno why lmao

>>991193
>>991194
Gook Morning.

unc post

morning bros

>>991196
Cruisey is santa really satan?

need to wash my benis and have a wank
in that order

>>991200
GMN.

>>991202
No idea, but ADIDAS

>>991203
I liken this bee image, thank you.

Doing a shid. Dunno how my bum knows it’s back home.

>>991206
YW (ur welcome)🤗

>>991202
Wasn’t there a joke about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

>>991207
I think it has a Bum Global Position System

Motherbot started talking about fuel rationing and I started laughing.

Cruisey is this normal?

>>991211
Its just wishful schademfreude, both you and bat.

>>991213
Thank you. She asked me why I was laughing and urged me to fill up.

>>991214
Its shamefur, really. Toilet paper hoardint 2.0

>>991213
>you and bat
wrong noot and he should have corrected you

>>991211
No it is not normal. Women should be quiet and not talk about things they don't understand like cars and electricity and war. They should keep silent while men talk about these topics, occasionally giggling when the man says something witty.

>>991217
Thanks Cruisey.

>>991216
STFU retard, bat was all excited that people were gonna be suffering shortages and wombo was all keen for the same idea just for different reasons, bat because its a community pulling together bullshit trope and weber because people are gonna be suffering. Fuk i have to explain this simple shit to a simpleton. Fukn nigger, (you).

>>991217
Erudite as always, Cruisey.

>>991219
Go and sit on your hatchet handle.

might have BBQ chips for brekky

>>991222
you totally should
I have a bag of chiggen thins Motherbat packed for me.

wanna have sausages and onions for lunch

>>991225
Rat superpower when?

>>991227
>ages 18+
Lol

>>991228
on second thought, I might need Cruisey to help me with it

>>991223
Imagine eating something thats labeled not for retail sale

>>991230
imagine eating something thats labled not for human consumption

>>991231
Cruisey stopped telling his mongs thats what the label on those tins said.

>>991232
my bucket of horse electrolytes also said it and nothing bad happened

>>991233
The "pet meat" place I drive thru on the outskirts of the city sells venison and wallaby and I theorise its okay to eat if you can get over the taste.

>>991233
>my bucket of horse electrolytes
Get onto the Black Booster!