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NEET General #970 - Skateboarding Slang Edition NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No. 993035
What sort of skateboarder slang do you NEETs use in everyday life?

Old Thread: >>991909


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993037 del
SA BEST A


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.993040 del
>>993038
The best kind. Keep them covered!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.993041 del
Want to give Olive a dinky after impressing her with a perfectly executed 540 chocolate Paddington


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.993042 del
Skateboarder slang?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.993043 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.993044 del
BUM RASH
Oh, woops sorry


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.993045 del
Cruisey I wanna this
>Pic's Crunchy Peanut Butter 1kg $11.79 @ ALDI
https://www.oxbargain.com.au/node/955297


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.993046 del
>>993042
Cowabunga dude


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.993047 del
>>993042
You sound rinsed m8.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.993048 del
Let me tell you NEETs, that so-called "healthy" peanut butter is vile. It needs the sugar and vegetable oil to make it taste good.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.993049 del
>>993042
Have you noticed when Orban speaks English he sounds like Gru from that minions thing?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.993050 del
I did an ollie off Motherbats porch once and Weber waved his fist and yelled at me.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.993051 del
Orban only lost because he let himself become too fat. The normies will not vote for an executive. They are poisonously prejudiced.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.993052 del
>>993050
I did devil horns and told you to hang 10 dude.


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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.993055 del
Those lentils were amaxing. Having a cup of tea before bedtime.


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Slow drying paint


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.993057 del
>>993055
>Those lentils were amaxing
Thanks Neil


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.993058 del
>>993050
I kind of want to ask a kid with a skateboard to let me show him a trick and then just stand on the board and hear it crack under my bulk.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.993059 del
>>993058
You are why the executive community has such a bad name. Why they boo and hiss when they see us coming. Why they make all their nasty remarks.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.993060 del
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>>993049
No. I think I have seen that animation, I just don't remember.

>>993053
I think that's an AI "corrected" and/or edited video. He has similar accent but that one sounds too slow and choppy, he speaks more fluent.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.993061 del
Think the neighbours (the girl who had her kid taken by social services) are moving out under the cover of darkness. Loading stuff into a trailer.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.993062 del
>>993051
He couldn't help himself. He was too hungary.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.993063 del
>>993059
It’s not all my fault


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.993064 del
>>993061
Go out and wish them well.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.993065 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.993066 del
>>993064
I don’t think I shall.
Weird they did nothing on the weekend and then move on a Monday night when it’s dark.
Can hardly wait to see what moves in next.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.993067 del
>>993062
The new guy is literally called Peter Hungary from Hungary


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.993068 del
>>993066
Hopefully next you get an executive NEET of quiet habits, refined tastes, and well-controlled mental illness.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.993069 del
>>993067
Is he hungry?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.993070 del
Shibs should move to Australia before things get uncomfy in Hungary.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.993071 del
>>993069
Hungry for bum rape is what I heard


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.993072 del
>>993070
Cruisey should sponsor him


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.993073 del
>>993071
Did the arse rapist win?
Shibs said he just did cocaine not bumsex


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.993074 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.993075 del
>>993073
You mean the unhinged /pol/tards just made it up?!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.993076 del
>>993073
He did.
I don't know the details of his activities.

>>993075
Well, he is a Fidesxnik, so likely.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.993077 del
Tell me about Vern Hughes.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.993078 del
>>993075
Tbf in my experience people who take coke are likely to do bumsex.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.993079 del
>>993078
You snort some lines of coke off a hooker's bum, a bit falls into the crack, you dive in there to retrieve it, one thing leads to another and pretty soon you're a convicted sodomist.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.993080 del
10k send some the boys?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.993081 del
>>993080
I don't do the cocaine sorry


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.993082 del
wait which neet was doing meth?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.993083 del
>>993077
Isn’t he just a state level would-be politician? Not a household name.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.993084 del
Cruisey forced me to do meth.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.993085 del
Possum’s gf is named Methany


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.993086 del
>>993082
I took some a few times about 5-6 years ago.
I think Monk was into it for a while.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.993087 del
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Going to sleep now


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.993088 del
Good Night NEETs.
>>993087
Good Night NEET


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.993089 del
>>993087
>>993088
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.993090 del
>>993087
Good night NEET.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.993091 del
>>993087
>>993088
>>993089
>>993090
Good night neets.
Watched hail mary. Loved it


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.993092 del
zogbot


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.993093 del
>>993092
*zogbot


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.993094 del
Xenophon played the xylophone in Xanadu


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.993095 del
Dr zogbot


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.993096 del
YouTube was dogshit. Looked at a few alt-tubes which were also dogshit


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.993097 del
>>993091
The goose is the goods.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.993098 del
>>993096
Your negativity is coming from within.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.993099 del
When you find yourself having feelings along the lines of "everything is shit" you need to realise that this is not an objective assessment of the world.

It is better to view it more as a sort of mood which you personally are experiencing. This mood colours your opinion of everything around you, whether it be other people or the videos on Youtube and alt-tubes.

Once we accept that we are in the grip of this mood (often it is called "depression") we can set about trying to bring the change we need within ourself. Once our own mood is improved, the videos will seem better, the very colours will seem brighter. Other people will not irritate us so much.

Too often depressed individuals do not understand the negativity is coming from within themselves, and set out to change the rest of the world instead (involvement in extremist politics or social or artistic movements). This is an error, there is no external solution to an internal problem.

We must work on ourselves NEETs.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.993100 del
>>993099
I worked on myself for a while earlier.
Then I had a nap.


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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.993102 del
Watching 2 Aussie on Youtube. His comments section keeps getting spicier and spicier. He is transitioning to lolcow status.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tjJFHrVdpw8 [Embed]


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.993103 del
>>993099
Thanks Gaslight neet


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.993104 del
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.993105 del
>>993104
That's not a Pepe.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.993106 del
>>993105
It could be. It’s green.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.993107 del
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.993110 del
Bloody neighbourhood dogs won’t stop barking.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.993111 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.993112 del
>>993102
Are they dragging him in the comments for being a knob or something? Can’t easily see them on my phone.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.993113 del
Got up for a glass of green cordial


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.993114 del
>>993112
They just don't like him. Find him annoying and cringe. It is bullying really.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.993115 del
>>993113
Green is best flavour.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.993116 del
>>993114
But weird subscribing to a channel if they don’t like him. Probably is cyber bullying


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.993117 del
>>993116
Bit not but


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.993118 del
>>993116
I follow several lolcows. It is a legitimate pastime.

They keep asking him where the other 16 sausages are. He cooked 20 in one of his videos but pretended he was only going to eat four.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.993119 del
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I am off to bed. Good night.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.993120 del
>woke up at 2 in the morning
>look at youtube, it shows a video "why you wake up at 2 in the morning"


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.993121 del
Just woke up from a dream pissing myself laughing
I was working on the perfume counter at Myer and an Indian woman came up asking to try some and I sprayed her with fart spray.
I am fucked in the head.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.993122 del
Going back to sleep. Hopefully back to the perfume counter


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.993123 del
times like this i wish i smoked so i could go outside and have a ciggie at 2am


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.993124 del
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Trump is going to to liberate Shibs


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.993125 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.993126 del
(4.03 MB 1280x720 insallah-donald.mp4)


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.993127 del
>>993124
They have the spell book.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.993128 del
>>993127
He will blockade the country from the sea until Petya gives back the govt to Orbán.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.993129 del
>>993128
A miracle worker


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.993130 del


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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.993132 del
If only we knew how bad things really were


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.993133 del
Those Candyland sheets make me dream like a fuckwit.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.993134 del
>>993133
Good dreams? Candyland dreams?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.993135 del
>>993134
Perfume counter insanity


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.993136 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.993137 del
>>993121
classic


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.993138 del
is there a medicine that fixes smokers cough?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.993139 del
>>993124
Fucking based as. We need to bust BRS out of jail so he can help


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.993140 del
>>993138
Cruisey should make an ointment or loxenge for it. Choof's Choice brand.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.993141 del
>>993133
they say when you dream, your counscious returns to the place you live between lives


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.993143 del
>>993141
>suddenly a new neet from netherlands


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.993144 del
>>993142
jesus christ look at this outfit


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.993145 del
>>993142
>>993144
Davo isn't real


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.993146 del
>>993144
Marnie told him not to hem them that short but he's the trend setter.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.993147 del
>>993145
Don't gaslight me.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.993148 del
>>993147
No one real would wear that outfit. Davo is AI generated.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.993149 del
>>993146
Everything is wrong with that outfit. When did men forget how to dress themselves properly? Probably the fault of their slag single mothers.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.993150 del
Joslin might message him for a troll.


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>>993149
>tfw almost 40 and still wear hoodies and skate shoes


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.993152 del
>>993150
Aye you lil white ninny, you garn make mah guuri wetter than arnhem in december. Come taste real stralia ya dog cunt. Bring the yarndi, and none of that 10k kiff. That mutt tried to pay wiv stem last time unna.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.993153 del
>>993151
for casual, sure
you wouldn't show up to a wedding or similar occasion dressed like that idiot


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.993154 del
>>993151
I'd call you son and rub your head while you wait at the lollyshop.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.993155 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.993157 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.993158 del
>>993151
You are thriving neet.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.993166 del
Might drag my bloated form down to the supermarket for some neet treats so my fat carcass can become even more engorged. Would you like anything down there neets?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.993168 del
>>993166
No thank you. I remain confident Tiffin is still going to come past with the billy tea and damper I asked for last night.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.993170 del
>>993099
Only a Naxi's efforts to change the rest of the world is sane. Every other politc or social or art paradigm is an aberration that leads to mental illness. Furry hands wrote this.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.993171 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Got up late, felt shit but I put on some Nick Cave and now I feel like a bad ass goth NEET.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.993172 del
want to drive and get a snosage roll or something for morning tea, but feel guilty about using petrol


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.993177 del
I just loooove playing retard bingo with igay!


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.993178 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.993179 del
>>993177
I blame that bank for giving him cordial


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.993180 del
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You need a goth qt gf neet.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.993181 del
>>993180
>tfw no eyebrows


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.993182 del
Good morning NEETs.

>>993181
Evolution has left them behind.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.993183 del
Going to try to plastic weld my headset today. I monged it just before and pulled the structure apart trying to clean off the old glue


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.993184 del
>>993183
don't breathe in the fumes neet


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.993185 del
>>993172
Walk to the bakery neet, save petrol and get some exercise.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.993186 del
>>993185
there are no good ones in walking distance


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.993187 del
>>993186
As we all know, an executives maximum walking distance is inversely proportional to his engorgement


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.993188 del
>>993186
You need to increase your waddling distance neet. Move beyond the 60 metre barrier.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.993189 del
I am declaring the cold season upon us. The beanie and fingerless gloves are in operation.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.993190 del
Soggy rice crackers are now rice flops 😔


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.993191 del
>>993189
We were minus 2 this morning.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.993194 del
>>993191
Chilly.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.993195 del
>>993188
I stayed home and made a ham sandwich instead.
Had a couple of slices of madeira cake with lemon icing afterward.
Fighting the urge to start drinking.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.993197 del
>>993195
>madeira cake with lemon icing
Yes please.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.993198 del
>>993189
28 degrees today


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.993199 del
Might get really stoned and come up with an extremely convoluted scheme to break Cruisey out of prison.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.993202 del
The fried herring has an annoying tendency to break into pieces, a problem that pickled herring does not have


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.993203 del
>>993202
how does it taste though?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.993204 del
>>993199
He is thriving with the routine and spare time. The Prison naxis have promoted him from soldier to enforcer.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.993206 del
>>993204
I am waiting for the pooing in prison pic.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.993207 del
>>993203
it's quite nice, helped by the marinade, but I don't like seeing all the fish internal parts


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.993208 del
>>993199
Step 1 - hide a file inside a rollmop jar


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.993209 del
Postie chud delivered my cruiser axe


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.993211 del
>>993207
> all the fish internal parts
wut


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.993212 del
>>993209
post pics


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.993214 del
>>993212
I have to peel off the retarded stickers and the wax on the head as well as lash on some overstrike protection. I also gotta make a sheath for the head and sharpen the edges. Its a lot of work but at least I have the thing before the supply chain collapses, when global shipping ends after the US carrier gets sunk in the indian ocean soon. probably the Nimit5 by a false flag "Iraninan" hypersonic missile


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.993215 del
>>993214
Post pic anyway.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.993216 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.993219 del
>>993216
she threw it in a wok full of boiling oil after that


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.993220 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.993221 del
xero obligations, on the dsp, not required to do anything, yet somehow can't get my life in order or achieve anything


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.993222 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.993223 del
>>993220
is it always dark and spooky in your house?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.993224 del
>>993222
might make a gun rack for my axes to go on the wall like what a total woodsman chud would have


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.993225 del
>>993223
I think it goes well with the axe


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.993226 del
>>993220
A vibe.

>>993223
He caught a vibe.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.993227 del
>>993216
monke he like the ride


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.993228 del
>>993226
its giving retarted


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.993229 del
All these food products declaring they are "protein" now. It came out of nowhere. The protein craxe was years ago - the Atkins days. I don't understand why it suddenly came back and with a vengeance.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.993230 del
Hey Weber do you think you could hack into a prison computer system?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.993231 del
>>993230
Cruisey hasn't been in there long enough yet.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.993232 del
>>993231
He must be Punished


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.993233 del
Cruisey has had the prison blueprints tattooed on his body.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.993234 del
Kim Dotcom has offered $20m to anybody who drags Netandyoohoo into the ICC.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.993236 del
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Smiling


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.993237 del
>>993229
Its natural that a health conscious NEET is worried about nutrition and getting enough to maintain his weight but often internet and media sources of advice can fall short of the rigorous medical science that I, your Doctor will provide. Why not book a consultation on my clinic's app and we can discuss the best way to keep you in peak health. We can also review your vaccination status and give you all the boosters and new products you qualify for as well as optimixing your mental health medication prescriptions and schedule you in for your government funded colonoscopy and full body CT scans. As a bonus for unemployed patients we can get you on a lucrative medical experiment where you can help science and get paid. See you soon, because I care.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.993238 del
>>993234
Kim is gonna get suicided by the xOG when they get him in prison for being politically inconvenient.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.993239 del
This board is the only place I ever hear or see news about kimdotcom.
He hasn't been relevant anywhere else in many years.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.993240 del
>>993239
he did a couple podcasts about covid, they were against the lockdowns but not very based because he assumed that covid was real.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.993241 del
>>993237
Thanks Dr zogbot.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.993242 del
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>>993239
He will always be a hero to us.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.993243 del
>>993242
Is he still an executive or has he got on the osempic?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.993244 del
>>993242
Like most 2000's entrepreneurs, he made fast money off shit that is illegal now. He could have pivoted to some later stage internet 2.0 thing like aggregating games or vidya or music but he stuck with cloud servers and name recognition and sold megaupload or mega.nx to the chinx. Dunno what he does now other than getting raped by New xealand's CIA field office.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.993245 del
>>993243
Dr zogbot would prescribe oxempic


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.993246 del
Tiffo's not welcome.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.993247 del
ozogbotempic


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.993248 del
how come zogbot avoids the filter by oxempic doesn't?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.993249 del
>>993248
Dr zogbot trademarked his name and sent a cease and desist DMCA to the BO who cucked and hacked the word filter.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.993250 del
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Lixard :)


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.993251 del
>>993250
give him some strawberry or bananana


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.993252 del
>>993251
accidentally ran him over with the car already :(
brains looked like smooshed banana


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.993253 del
>>993242
give him some strawberry or bananana


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.993254 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.993255 del
>>993250
Lovely fat one.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.993256 del
>>993252
You did not.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.993257 del
>>993255
I gave it scritches and then it hissed and ran away should have given it pizza


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.993258 del
>>993252
He'll be fine, just scrape them up and squeeze them back inside his head, it's like putting toothpaste back in the tube.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.993259 del
>>993250
What a beautiful specimen


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.993260 del
>>993249
Dr Clogbot


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.993261 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.993262 del
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>>993250
yu gunna eat all that big wun yourselves whitey? We's goin hungry down ere. Yous gotta reparate it and givvus a good bit.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.993263 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.993264 del
might chuck it in


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.993265 del
>>993264
Chux it well NEET.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.993266 del
chainsaw runs at 121 000 RPM at max throttle and 2700 at idle. Cant say what that means but the little meter works at whatever calibration.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.993267 del
>>993266
121k is like twice an angle grinder
you sure it's not double counting or worse?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.993268 del
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Might become the first sword of braavos


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.993269 del
>>993268
Cereal for one.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.993270 del
>>993267
yeah there's no way, that's 2000 revolutions per second


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.993271 del
>>993270
probably need to put a distinct white paint or liquid paper timing mark on the cog


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.993272 del
Maybe some misunderstanding about rpm, load, resistance


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.993273 del
>>993272
needs to scope his chainsaw


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.993274 del
>>993250
Fat boy. He's been bingeing on snails.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.993275 del
Might learn how to use sillytavern


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.993276 del
Might invent a machine that destroys communism. Call it Engels grinder.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.993277 del
>>993276
Engels BUM BUM


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.993278 del
>>993233
I heard it's a great show. Never watched an episode.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.993279 del
>>993278
Blues Jew s?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.993280 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.993281 del
>>993280
Don't what me


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.993282 del
>>993270
>2000 revolutions per second
Laser disc


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.993283 del
>>993282
or the ethnic on cruisey's dong


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.993284 del
I toasted some bread with olive oil on the stovetop and now the whole house is filled with smoke. I didn't even burn it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.993285 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.993286 del
>>993284
olive has a really low smoke point
she smokes after I root her


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.993287 del
>>993286
Crass remarks.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.993288 del
>>993285
They need UMM Pty Ltd too


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.993289 del
>>993267
>>993270
>>993271
>>993272
For the purposes of tuning it, I just need to get a relative reading, what settings make it go fastest. But it does sound off now that you mention it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.993290 del
>>993285
It might sound funny but in my eyes makes them more appealing. That person has something to work for and work on, and isn't a career politician who has no skill only ambition and who scratches her poon all day pretending to be important and sleeps in the legislation.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.993291 del
>>993290
I agree. The professional political class are the worst option.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.993292 del
>>993290
>>993291
There is certainly something appealing about a salon worker, as opposed to the usual politician who has either an arts degree or an economics degree and practiced neither.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.993293 del
>>993292
>arts
*arts/law


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.993294 del
I was probably out by an order of magnitude. It was probably 12 100 RPM, not 121 000 RPM. I should check the specs to see if thats normal.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.993295 del
but they should still know the basics of the system by they reach voting age, let alone middle age


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.993296 del
Toxic olive oil smoke everywhere. I must smell like a Sardinian peasant woman.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.993297 del
>>993291
Indeed.
Plus she is an owner. It is very important. Makes her invested in the success of Australia, in policies that help small businesses, we can know her priorities and not guessing whom pays her along what interest.
In ancient Athens too, citizens had to be owners in the state: they had to own a property in town, inland and on the shores. Outsiders could not become owners.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.993298 del
>>993295
Only nerds know that sort of thing.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.993299 del
I am getting further into the Aussie Youtube food review ecosystem. There is third player I have just learned about. You have Grego, 2 Aussie, and this guy Frank McKay. He goes shopping with his wife and videos it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xKBM-rbGQ [Embed]


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.993300 del
Did this website break my link?
Anyway, here is his channel: https://www.youtube.com/@frankmckay8766/videos


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.993301 del
>>993299
>>993300
Link breaking bug should have been fixed. Perhaps another wordfiler.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.993302 del
>>993300
BO's now tedious ex zed substitution probably broke it


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.993303 del
>>993301
My investigations indicate a double underscore was converted into a </u>


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.993304 del
>>993297
Don't know about Athens specifically, but usually you couldn't just buy land, you had to earn it through military service or something equally important.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.993305 del
Never met a salon worker who wasn't racist and right wing. No uni, no gibs, service industry workers all know who treats people like crap. Seems like they have to deal with a lot of stalkers, men coming in just to harass them.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.993306 del
>>993303
My half-hearted apologies to BO


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.993307 del
>>993305
Miss the old wog who used to own Three Nations barber shop in Salisbury. Had no qualms about shouting nigger at the passing niggers.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.993308 del
>>993303
Yes, it's a known thing and what I referred to as fixed. Haven't seen this occurring for years.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.993309 del
Also said he got off the boat with two pairs of pants, a shirt, and a knife, fork, and spoon. No gibs back then and most of the roads in Salisury were still unsealed.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.993310 del
>>993308
Ovaltine messed up his github pulls and pushes. You need to hit him with the stick.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.993311 del
>>993307
not even surprised


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.993312 del
>>993309
He sounds like an okay sort but they should have put him back on the boat.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.993313 del
>>993309
He brought cutlery and got a Salisbury steak?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.993314 del
This fella Frank McKay is a gross and messy eater but I think he might be the most sophisticated and intelligent of the three of them. Seems to have a bit of class. Doesn't hit the bongs like Grego.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.993315 del
>>993309
>two pairs of pants
I don't even have that many now.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.993316 del
>>993312
Yeah, I'm on the fence with him. That generation of eye ties built Salisbury, and made their kids actually fucking integrate. Motherbat boarded with some when she first moved to Adelaide. They made her go to church on Sunday lol.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.993317 del
>>993309
Does he still have the spoon?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.993318 del
>>993315
back then you'd have had monday through saturday pants and some good church pants for sunday


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.993319 del
>>993317
probably gave it to his eldest when they moved out


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.993320 del
old mate also had tittie mags on the bench where customers lined up waiting for a cut
fatherbot started taking me there about age 11


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.993321 del
pixxa disaster


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.993322 del
>>993319
Beautiful. I hope it's still being cherished.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.993323 del
>>993320
Why would you want to get the clients horny? Seems a bit odd.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.993324 del
>>993323
it wasn't hardcore porn, just people or picture or whatever that blokes mag was
basically a bunch of shitpost articles with some norks thrown in


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.993325 del
also some mostly closed muff


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.993326 del
>>993325
The muff was always closed on Sundays and public holidays.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.993327 del
>>993314
he still needs to explain the snosages though


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.993328 del
>>993327
That is 2 Aussie.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.993329 del
>>993313
>a Salisbury steak
is that a thing anywhere besides seppo land?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.993330 del
>>993328
oh right sorry
trying to engage with your posts but don't want to actually watch the videos


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.993331 del
>>993330
I'll engage with your arse.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.993332 del
>>993329
Do you eat hamburger?

>>993331
Rude. Engaging with posts is a must to keep the conversation rolling, he is doing you a favor.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.993333 del
>>993332
>Do you eat hamburger?
Are you referring to mince meat shaped into a patty, or a whole hamburger (bun, patty of some kind, condiments)?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.993334 del
The endchan algorithm is all about post engagement now.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.993335 del
>>993333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.993336 del
>>993333
Thanks Tizzy


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.993337 del
>>993332
>Do you eat hamburger?
Salisbury steak as described by google is probably closest to what we/Engerland would call rissoles, except we leave tthem as balls and don't try and fudge it into a steak shape
also bread crumbs, egg, and seasonings so it's not completely tasteless shit requiring a litre of gravy


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.993338 del
>>993334
might give this post an updoot


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.993339 del
>>993337
I think they call them faggots in the UK.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.993340 del
These bad home dogs are raiding my front yard rose bushes again. Shameless.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.993341 del
>>993339
'ello 'ello 'ello
is this hate speech crime, son?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.993342 del
>>993340
Go out and confront them, NOOT.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.993343 del
>>993333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.993344 del
>>993338
God I miss Joslin...


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.993345 del
Who knew Wizzy was into haute cuisine?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.993346 del
>>993333
>>993337
Ground meat shaped into patty and fried. All the same.

>>993334
>never head of (you)s
Hello newfella.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.993347 del
>>993342
If they'll steal your flowers they will not hesitate to stab you for speaking to them in a way which makes them feel accused of something they have actually done.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.993348 del
Sounds like some kind of cursed urzatz food. Some kind of anti steak, full of anti nutrients.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.993349 del
>>993347
Wish I was your neighbour, NOOT. I'd help you bring these scum to heel.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.993350 del
>>993345
He loves a bit of hawt cousin


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.993351 del
>>993348
Seppo food is genuinely awful, even by our goyslop standards. Even something as simple as bread tastes like something in the lolly aisle.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.993352 del
>>993309
Sounds like he came to feed


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.993353 del
>>993349
Have you been hitting it hard today?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.993354 del
>>993353
not particularly
just finishing the second bottle of white wine now


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that reeminds me, i had fish and chips and chiggen salt and lemon juice for dindins


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.993356 del
>tfw you want to help a noot and he accuses you of being an insane drunk


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.993357 del
>>993355
Very good. Needed a green salad to go with it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.993358 del
>>993356
Was there any substance to the accusations?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.993359 del
>>993357
i bought a punnet of cherry tomatoes and a brown onion and a garlic bulbs but forgot to get a lettuce and a red onion and maybe a capsicunt and a carrot


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.993360 del
>>993358
roses take a shitload of effort to cultivate
why is it crazy to want to shotgun a rose thief??


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.993361 del
>>993356
You are an insane drunk though.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.993362 del
loyalty counts for nought around here
going to watch BSG
harrumphy
see if i share a candyland dream tonight


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.993363 del
>>993362
I didn't mean it in a bad way.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.993364 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.993365 del
>>993356
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.993366 del
>>993362
>going to watch BSG
It is a good show. I have a body like Captain Apollo.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.993367 del
>>993360
>roses take a shitload of effort to cultivate
I don't even water them.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.993368 del
Thought a hot shower would fix smokers cough. Instead it restricted my breath to 20% and i was panicking until i had a cold shower and came outside.
>bro i am straight up, not having a good time


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.993369 del
>>993364
>Vanary Meth
Wtf? Lol


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.993370 del
>>993368
Go and see a doctor, you stupid cunt. What you are calling "smoker's cough" is probably a chest infection or pneumonia. Get some antibiotics or prednisolone as appropriate. Fuck.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.993371 del
>>993368
You need to see your GP NEET. Don't muck around. Don't self-diagnose.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.993372 del
>>993369
I know Van Meth and he is a good bloke who would give you the shirt off his back. He always smelling of speed sweat tho, you wouldnt want it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.993373 del
>>993368
Just have few bongs to help you cough that muck up.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.993374 del
>>993372
Does he have a meth van?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.993375 del
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>>993368
You might need urgent medical attention NEET, just use my app and refresh the bookings page every 5 minutes to get any cancellations before some other client does.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.993376 del
>>993369
went to school with a girl called vuttanery
she was built like a fridge
in year 8 home ec in the sewing semester, the teacher mentioned women's figure types (apple, pear) and I yelled out vutt had a watermelon figure and got kicked out and a big detention etc
dont regret it


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.993377 del
>>993376
Kek, well done


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.993378 del
>>993376
Kek I remember that, fukn legend. She slit her wrists after that tho.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.993379 del
I used to go to the doctors a few times a year, but now I haven’t been in like 5 years


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.993380 del
>>993376
That was unkind of you.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.993381 del
>>993379
I've been more in the last year than the rest of my life combined.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.993382 del
>>993380
don't give a fuck
jacqui asser was the teacher
her dad was len bedell
big best a name only cruisey would recogise, except he in prison


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.993383 del
>>993376
We had a fat girl called Columba and I got in trouble for calling her space shuttle columba.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.993384 del


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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.993386 del
>>993383
That is quite witty but also unkind.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.993387 del
>>993385
Sometimes I wish I did something with my life


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.993388 del
>>993385
Year 8 speech night he was the guest speaker and fuck it took forever. If you listen to recordings of him now, he was interesting and a bit of a funny cunt, but when you're 13 you're like stfu gramps.
Motherbat worked with him for a bit at WRE.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.993389 del
>During a break from construction of the Gunbarrel Highway in June 1957, Beadell convinced a visiting dental surgeon at Woomera, Dr Bruce Dunstan, to give him a crash course on tooth extraction.[2] Beadell had prior experience of the trouble that teeth could cause himself and his crew when days or weeks away from city facilities. This instruction and further assistance from an Alice Springs dentist, Ray Meldrum, equipped him with dental supplies and local anaesthetics sufficient for bush work. Beadell carried out his first extraction in March 1958 on Cyril Koch, a cook, during construction of the Gunbarrel Highway. By the time road building was completed in 1963, Len had pulled 29 teeth, joking that he had 29 notches on his forceps.[2]


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.993390 del
Respect women


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.993391 del
>>993368
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.993392 del
Farted and prolapsed


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.993393 del
>>993375
Thanks Dr Zogbot.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.993394 del
>>993388
School children are not a good audience for serious speeches. They would have been better off getting the guy who played Agro on Cartoon connection.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.993396 del
>>993382
>except he in prison
😭


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.993397 del
>>993388
How is bat going?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.993398 del
>>993396
I heard he broke a tooth on a file in a cake someone sent him.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.993399 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.993400 del
>>993398
Did he file down the rest of the tooth?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.993401 del
I might become an incel vlogger


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.993402 del
At the hospital. Waiting for doctor


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.993403 del
>>993402
Get out, they'll harvest your organs


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.993404 del
>>993401
I miss cheesecake neet


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.993405 del
>>993402
Dr who?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.993406 del
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>>993138
Have you tried not smoking?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.993407 del
sounded like somebody just detonated a bomb on the reserve or train station platform


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.993408 del
>>993397
she's alright I guess? bit achy and crotchety lately. probably just the change in season and age


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.993409 del
>>993402
what's wrong, cruisey?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.993410 del
>>993407
I farted


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.993411 del
>>993404
he was a whiney cunt
also got to fuck tabitha who was well fit


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.993412 del
Cabbage curry doing its job


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.993413 del
>>993407
Probably did, revolution is coming, and with it a wave of anarchistic shit.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.993414 del
>>993411
Did he actually fuck her? I thought they just held hands.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.993415 del
>>993403
>>993405
>>993409
These jokes make me laugh and then my lungs feel like they just gave up a little more ghost. Not cruisey


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.993416 del
>>993410
you have nowhere near the sphincter control for that kind of blast


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.993417 del
>>993405
Dr pajeet sukdeek most likely


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.993418 del
>>993415
>Not cruisey
The stigma is gone.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.993419 del
>>993416
More of a shotgun than a laser


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.993420 del
>>993414
I hope he did the needful and became a normie.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.993421 del
>>993415
Hope they sort your lungs out NEET


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.993422 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.993423 del
>>993422
Then by the powers vested in me by the Book of Posso I pronounce you NEET and arse.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.993424 del
>>993402
Good move NEET. Well done. Keep us posted.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.993425 del
(332.78 KB 320x480 love-i-love-you.mp4)


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.993426 del
Which other neets are smokers? 10k, monk, and I think another


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.993427 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.993428 del
>>993426
Weber and Cruisey both smoke the white ox.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.993429 del
>george floyd.jpeg
>ossifer i cant bethe


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.993430 del
>>993428
Cruisey took it up in prison.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.993431 del
Celebrity chef called in about the BEAN project. Woe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GKgHIl-3HsM&list=PL6C7104E559675362&index=1&pp=iAQB


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.993432 del
>>993430
>Cruisey took it up in prison.
*the arse


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.993433 del
Feel like a drink tonight but I only have a couple of joints ready to go with it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.993434 del
>>993432
No, Cruisey is the one who knocks on the backdoor


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.993435 del
Thinking about poor Vuttany that NEET made her cry.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.993436 del
They gave me a pill and told me to wait for a nurse


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.993437 del
>>993436
Good pill?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.993438 del
>>993436
Keep waiting NEET. You need to get this sorted out.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.993440 del
>>993436
ask for some sandwiches


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.993441 del
>>993440
👆💯


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.993442 del
>>993426
I have the occasional cigar.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.993443 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.993444 del
>>993436
Have you got a book with you NEET? Hospital is often a long wait.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.993445 del
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>>993442
They're good for you neet, help lower estrogen levels and build muscles. Basically health food and steroids combined into a smoke.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.993446 del
>>993440
The roast beef.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.993448 del
Might start keeping a pet possum for home defence.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.993449 del
>>993447
Monks at it again


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.993450 del
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TACO Tuesday again


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.993451 del
>>993444
Those urgent care places would've been better if he just needs some antibiotics


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.993452 del
>>993451
Do not discourage him while he is waiting.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.993453 del
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Might join the yakuza


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.993454 del
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Vuttanery you were just a little girl
The Pride of your mum
And a Princess to your dad
The sting of the blade on your wrist
Is nothing to the sting of those words
Your life bled away
And snuffed out the candle of hope
That your loving parents kept for you
Vuttanery you left us far, far too soon


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.993455 del
>>993440
>>993438
>>993437
I meant doctor. At home. Doctor listened to my breathing and said not asthma because that has a sound. He said i can take my lemsip and antihistamine and panadols. Got an xray booked in for tomorrow


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.993456 del
>>993455
Sounds like good news NEET. Make sure you get the X-ray.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.993457 del
>>993455
Dan's is still open


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.993458 del
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>>993456
Not sure if this means i can smoke again


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.993459 del
>>993457
Being hungover might ruin the xray


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.993460 del
>>993459
It might make it an awesome xray


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.993461 del
Going to get fush&chups&whusky.
Which reminds me, the kiwi gets back tonight.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.993462 del
>>993461
She needs a night to wash her bum


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.993463 del
>>993461
Get me some calamari rings please.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.993464 del
>>993458
It is time to quit NEET.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.993465 del
>>993462
Give it a good scrubbing


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.993466 del
>>993460
>doctor looks at xray
>dan murphie smiles back
>>993464
Yes


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.993467 del
Cunting fish and chip shop won't answer the phone
Been tryibg more than 15 minutes now


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.993468 del
>>993459
Nonsense, alcohol is a contrast agent, heightens the sensitivity of the image, being drunk during an xray has saved many lives. Ask your radiologist, they'll tell you.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.993469 del
Got through


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.993470 del
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Vuttany's still Alive! tautalogically, even


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.993471 del
>>993470
That is a cylon. She was replaced.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.993472 del
>>993468
Thanks dr dan
kek


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.993473 del
Amisul pride is great neets. It tricks yu ‘roe and brain into releasing a steady supply of dopamine. Before it i couldn’t look snyone in the eyes. Now i can do that and hit on bitches easily. I feel like i had no balls before and noe i need a wheel barrow for each nut now. No fear or anxeity at all


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.993474 del
>>993473
Doctor Zogbot didnt prescribe that, NEET. That was Professor Psychiatrist


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.993475 del
>>993473
That is good news NEET. Keep taking it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.993476 del
Up to the 2nd last episode of Vikings
One of Ragnars sons just discovered America and another is having a big fight with the English


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.993477 del
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Not finished with today but I have to go to bed. Good Night NEETs


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.993478 del
>>993477
Good night.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.993479 del
We should do a web comic where each of the neets is portrayed by a cute nazi apu incorporating his distinguishing physical and personality traits.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.993480 del
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It is bedtime for this overweight NEET. Good night NEETs.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.993481 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EP2MLAnza_k [Embed] did you lads see this? i know none of you live out there but it's pretty interesting that a magnitude 5 interplate earthquake can cause a metre of uplift like this. i find it very interesting


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.993482 del
>>993474
Dr Zogbot did recommend it once.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.993483 del
GM


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.993484 del
>>993483
gm neet


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.993485 del
>>993484
gm 2 u 2



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