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NEET General #974 - Deleted Thread Edition NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No. 997306
The last thread got deleted with no warning. RIP to any of the NEETs who did not make it out in time and went down with it. Lost forever.

Old Thread: >>996129


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.997307 del
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I don't know what this was about. We are innocent NEETs.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.997308 del
Good game of footy tonight.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.997309 del
Sorry fellas. Site is getting attacked and I acted too hastily.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.997310 del
>>997309
We forgive you. You may have to pay compensation to the families of any lost NEETs.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.997311 del
>>997307
Why did you wipe off 2 threads off of my board?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.997312 del
Rangeban me if you must, but apologize to my board. They dindu nuffin


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.997313 del
Too fat to function.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.997314 del
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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.997315 del
>>997314
No energy. Batteries drained. Tired all the time.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.997316 del
I learned my gunt was hanging out the bottom of my shirt today. I felt the cold touch of it bumping into something.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.997317 del
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>>997315
You should smile more


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.997318 del
>>997317
I don't even know how. I look like a terminator trying to infiltrate a resistance camp.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.997319 del
>>997318
Turn on the phone camera and do the option to flip it around to see you on the screen camera. Make sure you are smiling.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.997320 del
>>997319
I will need filters.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.997321 del
>>997320
Get a good one for your smile.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.997322 del
>>997321
I will put the dog ears and mouth on.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.997323 del
>>997322
Add a wink to complete the look


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.997324 del
>>997309
You should add some MonkAI in the back end the prevent these errors.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.997325 del
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One year unemployed today.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.997326 del
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>>997325
Happy anniversary NEET.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.997327 del
>>997325
I see that smile.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.997328 del
need to get back to sleep


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.997329 del
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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.997330 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.997331 del
Went to sleep after telling that NEET he lived in La La Land. Never got to see his response because of the itchy trigger finger nigga jannies.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.997332 del
>>997331
MonkAI would've protected the thread


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.997333 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Might fill in my dole form from two days ago.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.997334 del
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Friday and loving it


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.997335 del
>>997333
You deserve better treatment neet, have cruisey get you an ndis worker who will come to your house and fill out the forms and make fake job applications for you. Filling out a dole form for money is too much like work, and it is beneath a gentleman's dignity to work.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.997336 del
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>>997335
Cruisey will contract Monk to write slopcode to fill it in automatically when its due, just waiting for him to get it done.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.997337 del
Clipped the loose hairs out of my eyebrows. Feel much better.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.997338 del
Was doing rancid farts all around Woolies and my undies were damp and sticking up my crack. Raced home and am currently turning myself inside out while Motherbat puts the groceries away.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.997339 del
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NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.997340 del
>>997338
Has the smell reached her?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.997341 del
>https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/most-swiss-back-initiative-cap-population-10-million-poll-shows-2026-04-29/
The swiss voters are going to limit the country's population to 10 million, effectively banning immigration.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.997342 del
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Well this was timely


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.997343 del
>>997341
since when did democracy set ZOG policy?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.997344 del
>>997342
Have fun when the ZOG implants microchips up there


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.997345 del
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>>997342
Goodle AI knows your secrets and wants to sell you shit


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.997346 del
back on the grok, talking to it now more than i do humans


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.997347 del
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What games are now free?


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.997348 del
>>997344
Ask for ones with built in vibrators pressed against your prostate, they're very enjoyable I find.


NEET 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.997349 del
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need to go out an buy some more junk food to continue my binge, but too fat to leave my chair


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.997350 del
harrumphing


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.997351 del
>>997311
You all deserve banning


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.997352 del
>>997346
Chatgpt and claude are better than all the Dave's I could fit in a green bin.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.997353 del
Weberrrrr


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.997354 del
mon chirurgien est en prison à l’étranger pour tentative de coup d’état ??????


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.997355 del
>>997353
I think he is busy >>997350


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.997356 del
>>997344
>microchips
They won't be microchips, they will be old style valve transmitters.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.997357 del
>>997347
some shit nobody has ever heard of


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.997359 del
how the fuk the world run a trade deficit with itself?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.997360 del
>>997350
What has happened?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.997361 del
>>997360
The fuckhead postie "safely" "delivered" something, despite me clearly being away and the gate being locked. The something is part of Motherbat's Mother's Day present. It is apparently no longer possible to redirect a parcel that doesn't require a signature. They will "deliver if it is safe to do so".
Motherbat kept showing me this Liquorland coupon for Cooper's Larger for $14. The implication being she didn't want me to get a bottle of rum. Got the cans. They're only mid strength (1.2) and very dry as beer goes.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.997362 del
>>997361
Where will the postie have left the parcel?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.997363 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_eLq0v2TOSI [Embed]

Hooting


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.997364 del
>>997362
Probably in a basket on the gate, or just dropped it over the fence. Told Bill to go find it when time permits, but a bad home sort will probably beat him to it.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.997365 del
>>997361
It is not Motherbat's fault you made a poor liquor selection. Be kind to her please.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.997366 del
>>997365
It is her fault. She wanted to spend $14 instead of $50 plus coke-a-cola.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.997367 del
>>997361
>part of mothers day present
WTF did you get her? I hope it doesnt her to assemble it herself.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.997368 del
>>997367
I put together a set of Victorinox kitchen knives for her, with pink fibrox handles to match the little paring knife of theirs she got from Wohlers a few weeks back.
Today was a little serrated vegetable knife.
Got her a chef knife, a santoku knife, and a bread knife.
I'll buy or make a magnetic knife block after I consult her about it.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.997369 del
>>997368
If I tried to get mumsie something she would protest. Maybe I should get her something tho.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.997370 del
Noticed how dirty and vile my regular laundromat is. If they can't be bothered cleaning their floors I doubt they ever clean their machines. Might look around for other places to wash my bedding.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.997371 del
>>997359
It fell off that back of a truck


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.997372 del
>>997369
Dont ask.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.997373 del
>>997371
reddit says its because of traditional accounting discrepancies that they somehow cant factor into the accounts and not to worry.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.997374 del
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>>997359
We all know where that money's going neet.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.997375 del
>>997369
Yeah, Motherbat will carry on and also try and stop me paying for lonch.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.997376 del
wanna sleep


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.997377 del
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NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.997378 del
>>997373
>traditional accounting discrepancies
Lol


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.997379 del
might start listening to the Insane Clown Posse's entire ovure


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.997380 del
>>997379
>ovure
got me flummoxed


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.997381 del
Stopped out the front of Ridley Rd, even got out. Left my wallet in the car. They have a new indo thai, that needs a lesson in the hardships of manual labour, but some guy in a fancy bmw opened the rollerdoor and left.
Got some Weberboig. Now scoping out the house, worried its not a makeshift asian lizbef whorehouse and Ive been getting hard looking at some boomer retirees letterbox.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.997382 del
>>997381
>whorehouse
a hand's a hand mate, doesn't matter whether it's some asian uni student qt or elderly boomer grandmother - go in there and wave $50 around, see if she accepts


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.997383 del
>>997381
All you can do is knock on the door and ask.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.997384 del
He doesn't have time to collect Weber's mail, or deliver him a boig, but he has time to stake out an illegal brothel...


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.997385 del
tolt her to make me a warm milo


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.997387 del
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/SA/Elizabeth-South/Independent/Candy_T/

This one (Not Jasmine, shes like the madam) is there too.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.997388 del
couldn't perform in a house brothel
the other customers would hear me doing my internet catchphrases and grunting


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.997389 del
also me giggling and saying "cruisey come and have a look at this!"


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.997390 del
>>997389
Seeing your ovure would get me too flummoxed


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.997391 del
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Ate half a pizza. Was supposed to stop at a quarter.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.997392 del
>>997386
Phone the number. This loitering around for months on end is silly. Just do it.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.997393 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.997394 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ic7qpuJtHK4 [Embed]
199MPH (318KMPH) and 2.0-2.5Gs on some corners.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.997395 del
>>997394
nuro on his lunchbreak


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.997396 del
Might call cruisey's brothel and ask them if they do femdom.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.997397 del
calamari and garfish finishing banned on teh fleurorieueiu


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.997398 del
>>997397
Because of the algae?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.997399 del
>>997398
the mismanagement of, yes


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.997400 del
haven't done a single productive thing today, except pig out on pizza


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.997401 del
>>997400
You don't need to do anything more than enjoy a nice pixxa and browse the internets. That is okay.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.997402 del
cheexy garlic bread, lasagna, and tiramisu for dindins apparently


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.997403 del
>>997402
Sounds good. Green salad with that I hope.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.997404 del
>>997403
she asked if I wanted salad, but I said no
she got the next size up lasagna from last time, so salad would be too much anyway


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.997405 del
>>997404
She shouldn't of asked. She should have made you eat a bowl full before you got the lasagne.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.997406 del
They only offered me $10 a month off for 6 months if I don't cancel my NBN. Dogs.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.997407 del
>>997405
i throw on floor


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.997408 del
>>997352
MonkAI powered NDIS.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.997409 del
>>997353
I hope you pushed!


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.997410 del
>>997404
the cow the beef came from ate green grass or something vegetable, that should be enough


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.997411 del
>>997409
imagine the confused look on the ethnic's face everytime cruisey orgasms while crying "weeeebby!". She'll be like "Who's webby you cheater! Is she prettier than me!?"


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.997412 del
>>997411
I think they parted ways yesterday, which is why he posted about getting beam cans and having a cry


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.997413 del
>>997412
And now we know why.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.997414 del
cheexy garlic breada consoomed


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.997415 del
>>997412
Only boongs and fat wogs drink premix.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.997416 del
>>997415
mamma mia unna


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.997417 del
>>997329
Noticed.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.997418 del
Was someone deleting threads or something?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.997419 del
>>997418
itchy trigger finger niggas
water under the bridge now


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NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.997421 del
>>997363
I hear the fat in their voices.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.997422 del
>>997306
God I miss them


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.997423 del
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>>997363
I enjoyed this video earlier this afternoon. I did not think I would enjoy it that much


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.997424 del
>>997381
How is the Etho?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.997425 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.997426 del
>>997385
Good Milo?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.997427 del
>>997386
>>997387
There are some vile creatures on that site


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.997428 del
>>997391
Your body needed that extra bit


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.997429 del
>>997404
Wise decision


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.997430 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.997431 del
>>997423
Me too. I think I enjoyed it more because of the bear animations other than humans.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.997432 del
>>997426
She used too big a mug for the quantity of powder she put in. Provided feedback.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.997433 del
Lasagna has been consumed. Very good.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.997434 del
Going to pursue centrelink unlimited portability and a passport and see if i can go to thailand and check it out. not sure where i want to live


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.997435 del
>>997434
Government should strip citizenship from anybody who willingly stays in an asian country for more than 28 days.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.997436 del
>>997424
Fine, I think. Nothing new.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.997437 del
>>997435
Like hell I'm just going to get knelt on by the kikes. I am making a backup plan and I don't care what you think


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.997438 del
>>997432
Its to flavour the milk, not to scoop off the top.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.997439 del
>>997438
it was weak


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.997440 del
>>997437
The rest of the planet is much worse than here. A bit of freedom lost is worth the security and safety we have. Only moralfag libertarians with pie in the sky fantasies of the land of hushaby, where we all make daisy chains and home schopl all children, and barter grains for protein and infrastructure projects aren't real think otherwise.
There is nothing to compare it to other than fantasy. If you compare it to the real world, we are arguably the most qualified, successful, safe.. and free nation in the history of the planet
>inb4 norway gibs, singaporean free market or US gun rights
Even so, I prefer it here.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.997441 del
>>997433
How many portions was the tray?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.997442 del
>>997434
many lovely thai ladyboys in your future


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.997443 del
Cruisey it's a bargain!


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.997444 del
>>997440
At the moment for people who are doing well it seems like a high tier and preferable country but my gut tells me our country is the test bed for the NWO shit unless something drastically changes.

Government ID will soon be required to use the internet on almost every site. Supermarkets are surveilled by AI cameras and track everything we buy. NSA / ASIO & Five(13?) eyes track every microphone and camera ever and make 99% accurate cases on our minds and can predict most of our lives. Cost of living keeps rising. Government does not even reduce red tape for allowing new houses to be built let alone actually building them.
We are also heading toward social credit score system and zero privacy.
Kikes just made it illegal to say the word kike or any form of implied hatred in public
ASIO just got the power to arrest anyone with no reason and that person can't be silent in the interrogation and must not tell anyone that they were interrogated.
We still pay income tax that was only supposed to be for the war.


I would not call this a best case scenario. Most of these aren't implemented in Thailand and other countries. I do not want to be trapped. I am making an escape plan. I don't care if others judge me as non patriotic


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.997445 del
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went up the bush to carve a maul from this bole i took up there yesterday but after dimensioning it a bit with the adxe i decided it was too small to be useful so i put it aside and had a look at this bole next to the stump i work on and its about the right sixe and i dont need to carry anything in which would be a problem because the other boles I have from the stumpussy work are way far away and they are too heavy to move to the work sites i have already which take a lot of hassle to make and im gonna have to do something down the other site but i need the maul to hammer in stakes so its a chicken and egg situation unlike my pixxa which is sardines and jalapenos mostly


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.997446 del
Cruisey this is a good meme >>>/operate/30183


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.997447 del
>>997445
You need a closer stumussy.

Good pixxa.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.997448 del
>>997445
>sardines and jalapenos mostly
Sound good.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.997449 del
Had Thai food today for the first time and it was quite nice. Something shit happened and I had to play a game with friends to distract myself. I am drinking again which I promised myself I would never do


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.997450 del
>>997406
You should have used a more threatening tone. Passive agressive never works with goverment types.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.997451 del
>>997449
Full story now please


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.997453 del
>>997451
On Thai food experience or the Justing?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.997454 del
>>997453
Everything


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.997455 del
>>997454
Herder was getting Thai food for himself and I thought fuck it i'll try it. Got pad cre pai - chicken chilli basil because a mate swears it's his favourite meal. Just naturally got along with the youngish Thai woman and made small talk. She asked about my weaboo hoody and said she likes japan too. I said I have mates who go to thailand. She was happy to talk and a bit friendly.
Went to Dan's after to get my jim beams and thought maybe the woman who is always sweet to me is in there and i'll give her a compliment. Got my drinks and she closed her register before I got to it, then straight after I got through she opened her register again. I became certain she wanted to avoid talking to me even though she was sweet to me a dozen times before. I felt like she saw me as a violent guilty criminal or some sort of animal. It felt like the entire woman race had decided I was genetically unfit and unworthy to breathe air. I left in worse shape than brendan frasier after the alimony payments were secured.
Started drinking on the way home and just played a game to distract myself.
JUST


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.997456 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.997457 del
>>997455
Its time you left society and became a reclusive billionare crime fighter with a cave full of amazing military hardware and surveillance technology. You could start with stalking this checkout chick and plotting revenge.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.997458 del
(2.42 MB 678x480 happy-fathers-day.mp4)


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.997459 del
>>997455
>Started drinking on the way home and just played a game to distract myself.
You were wetting the whistle


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.997460 del
>>997458
Good shot.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.997461 del
>>997441
One tray = one portion.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.997462 del
>>997445
Nice pizza.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.997463 del
It's falls out of him like it does for that NEET.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.997464 del
>>997463
>that NEET


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.997465 del
>>997464
I can't imagine who it is


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.997466 del
>>997463
It looks like he has accepted his fate instead of fighting it.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.997467 del
>>997465
How does he do it?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.997468 del
>>997466
He is on the treadmill every day.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.997469 del
Cruisey I wanna portable wank cave


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.997470 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.997471 del
>>997468
It's those little seats doing things to his bowls.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.997472 del
>>997468
>>997471
He's a cheeky chortler


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.997473 del
>>997472
Cruisey could sign the whole lot of them up.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.997474 del
>>997472
>hello dave!
<hello!
kek


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.997475 del
>>997473
MonkAI could assist with pre-filling the forms, maximising NDIS payments each participant and schedule herders for them


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.997476 del
Do you think ChatGPT was gnomed?
>OpenAI tells ChatGPT models to stop talking about goblins
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y9wen5z8ro


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.997477 del
>>997473
Round the clock care.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.997478 del
>>997444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.997479 del
Was hungover at teh wage this morn, it was absolutely falling out of me only half an hour into the shift; big breakfast meal from maccas, flat white, and 8mg of nicabates all hit at once. And I was watching hardcore milf anal porn on my phone too. Bit of a moment. Stay in school kids.
Having two goon bottles now. Work Sunday.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.997480 del
>>997479
You are doing well King (👑)


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.997481 del
>>997479
>hardcore milf anal porn on my phone too. Bit of a moment. Stay in school kids.
😹


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.997482 del
>>997479
I enjoyed the details. Thank you.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.997483 del
Waiting patiently for Qwen3.6-9B


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.997484 del
>>997479
Exemplary work, the new neets have much to learn


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.997485 del
>>997483
Is that some sex thing?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.997486 del
>>997479
How much school do I need to have your life, Monk?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.997487 del
>>997486
A diploma of computing will do you well


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.997488 del
>>997487
That sounds like Monk lite course. How do we get the full experience?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.997489 del
Cruisey I wanna see this cat again live


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.997490 del
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Going to bed. Probably go up the bush with the chainsaw tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.997491 del
What can you cook with a measly quantity of pork?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.997492 del
>>997491
pig burgah


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.997493 del
>>997491
Render it, then put butter in the juice/oil and beat off heat to emulsify. Put something acidic in like lemon juice at the end.
On pasta.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.997494 del
>>997491
stirfry with plenty of veges etc.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.997495 del
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Healthy living from tomorrow onwards neets. I'm climbing out of this pit of failure.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.997496 del
>>997495
Better get up early tomorrow and go shopping for plenty of fruit and veges.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.997497 del
>>997495
There is no pit and there is no failure. They are just constructs in your mind.
You only need to change the way you think about your circumstances. There is nothing wrong with how you are living.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.997498 del
>tfw not in the face book group chat and miss out on all the best memes


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.997499 del
>>997497
It is not a pit, it is a pool, made for gravy. Manifest the nuggoes.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.997500 del
I have done the big fruit and veggie buy many times before. They just rot in the fridge.
I will never waste my money on them again. If they were good for you they would taste better. Your body knows.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.997501 del
>>997499
Exactly right.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.997502 del
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NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.997503 del
>>997500
I listen to the intuition of my body and follow exactly this logic. That's why I smoke meth and only eat macdonalds


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.997504 del
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Downloaded a dozen books on ninja. Tomorrow begins my journey towards my lifelong ambition of becoming a ninja grandmaster.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.997505 del
>>997504
I studied actual ninjutsu. A big part of it is meditation to clear your mind and always have the mentality of water, so your mentality always relaxes to a new high ground so to speak. i didn't get far enough to use smoke bombs or weapons :(


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.997506 del
>>997500
You need to become a daily shopper. Only buy what you will eat today.
And a box of weetbix, so you know you wont starve.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.997507 del
No captcha posting is great.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.997508 del
Enjoying the use of frog memes. Its a dying art.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.997509 del
>>997507
Remember to thank glorious BO
Because he can revoke it at any time...


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.997510 del
What a game of footy. I'm sweating from watching.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.997511 del
(49.64 MB 1904x1080 showdown finish.mp4)
The finish to the game. 50mb file.
Well done Brayden. Good boy.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.997512 del
>>997511
I AM COOKING TONIGHT


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.997513 del
Barely a high though, just a tap on the shoulder.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.997514 del
That is good footy.
I'm tingling.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.997515 del
>>997513
Raked him across the face. Lucky he didn't blind him.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.997516 del
>>997511
Serious lack of mullets. There's only a couple.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.997517 del
There was a couple of girls creeping around my garden with torches. I don't know what they were doing. There is nothing there to steal. They were focussed on the bushes, not points of entry to the house.
One had parked a scooter on the footpath, the other a BMX.
Maybe they were after flowers, but I didn't see them take any.
I chose not to confront them. They left on their own.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.997518 del
>>997516
The undercut is in now. A short shaved strip all around the outside.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.997519 del
trying to buy magic mushrooms


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.997520 del
>Bogan Intelligentsia


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.997521 del
>>997520
go smoke some paprika stinky gypsy


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.997523 del
>>997522
looks based. my monero purchase seems to have worked. just waiting for it and then put it into darkmatter market and actual purchase


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.997524 del
>>997517
Rare sighting of a girl poo.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.997525 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.997526 del
>>997514
>I'm tingling.
Hot!


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.997527 del
awake too early, going back to sleep


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.997528 del
>>997507
One day I will be added back onto the list.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.997529 del
I'M THE FARTS ON TOAST MAN


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.997530 del
>>997529
Do you still butter it?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.997531 del
>>997530
yes and a sprinkle of castor sugar


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.997532 del


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.997534 del
gave sweetie some of my chiggen pattie when motherbat wasn't looknig


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.997535 del
>>997534
Give me some or I'll dob


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.997536 del
Strange weather out there


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.997537 del
>>997505
Thats a coincidence, I too am a ninja. How many other NEETs are ninjas?


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.997538 del
>>997517
They chucked durgs into your yard to avoid getting done for them when the cops stopped them.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.997539 del
>>997523
Tell me how you did this. I too want to buy durgs on the darkweb.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.997540 del
>>997539
He just told you though.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.997541 del
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>>997539
Bad NEETs discussing durg deals again


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.997542 del
Took Sweetie for a walk. Needed the brolly several times.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.997543 del
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>>997537
There's a whole clan of us mentally disabled ndis ninjas


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.997544 del
>>997517
You should have brained them.
People might also be using your garden as a durg drop.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.997545 del
Cruisey I wanna go to the durg drop stop


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.997546 del
having a lemon tart for second breakfast


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.997547 del
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NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.997548 del
gonna have one good diet day today, then a sensible binge tomorrow. One step at a time.


NEET 05/01/2026 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.997549 del
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love this new slop meme


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.997558 del
?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.997560 del
.NET works but not .ORG for posting for me.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.997561 del
test


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.997564 del
Went for a drive to Port Elliot. Got a coffee at a coffee shop. There were five dogs by the front door who all wanted a pat. Got a mug of hot chocolate. Pretty gril smiled at me.
Went to Coles and Liquorland on the way back. Got a bottle of rum.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.997565 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.997567 del
Are the blank posts the spammer?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.997569 del
still struggling to drink coffee and get going


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.997571 del
>>997560
is this thing on?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.997575 del
(1.46 MB 480x852 1777639203878733.webm)


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.997577 del
>>997575
fake and gay


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.997579 del
Testing


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.997580 del
>>997564
A nice morning out.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.997584 del
>>997580
Quite. The hit from the first pint of rum and coke was nice.
Going to have ham sammich for lonch.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.997585 del
Having a poo


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.997587 del
Those jalapenos last night were yummy but fuggen hurt today.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.997588 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.997589 del
Bush time


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.997590 del
>>997585
Too early.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.997591 del
>>997589
Pack some lonch


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.997595 del
somebody fix thesee blank posts


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.997600 del
We need MonkAI


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.997601 del
>>997600
Can we hit him with a stick?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.997603 del
>>997564
Good outing for essential supplies.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.997604 del
>>997601
Monk can add that feature.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.997608 del
having a bag of snakes alive for being such a good boy


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.997611 del
trying to work out how to buy off dark matter. I got monero on a eigenwallet but the purchase button opens a DM with no instructions what to write to the seller


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.997612 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.997613 del
>>997611
aren't durgs just going to make you more of a dumb dumb?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.997614 del
>>997613
stoned ape theory


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.997615 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.997616 del
afternoon, still haven't done a single thing


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.997617 del
Wish I had a cat to be my friend
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jDZX7T-zq_k [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.997618 del
sgarnon neetoes
Big tax for me. Big blew with the misso last night, full blown domestic. Gar'd the 24h thirsty camel. Got Qwen3.6-35B-A3B in an IQ2_M quant running on my RTX1060 (6GB RAM). Really impressed it works. Only 15tk/s but I'll take it. Having a frozen pixxa


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.997619 del
>>997536
what was it? love fruity weather me


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.997620 del
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Goonday NEETiepoos.

The Bureau of wrong forecasts is performing nominally. No showers,
Simply Marvelous. How we all doing ? Killing air at the shop lately. Lots of good work because of Middle East fuel woes. Big windy. Bigger swell. Everyone loving it. Garn burrito max in short while then smash the vinyls later. Kino weekend. Earned this MF.

HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEREREREAAAAAAHHHHHHW

ENDO COMMINIKINO


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.997621 del
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look at this honey. she's perfect
4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.997622 del
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>>997618
>Qwen3.6-35B-A3B
Ask what it thinks of niggers.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.997623 del
at the NEET commune, monk will setup our own intranet on 10gb fiber with direct access to monkAI and we can use it to order KFC


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.997624 del
>>997622
Is that the 1930 thing or whatever? I will try an uncensored version at some point.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.997625 del
>>997620
Based.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.997626 del
>>997623
>monkAI
It will answer once then call in sick and never be seen again.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.997627 del
>>997623
Beautiful 😢


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.997628 del
>>997624
Yeah it's here:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/multimodalart/talkie-1930

I don't know if that's going to run on a 6gb gpu, but monk will figure it out.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.997629 del
>>997626
<Task assessed as complete
I am not seeing a problem here.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.997630 del
>>997628
Cool model.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.997632 del
The taco tastes like ink


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.997633 del
>>997632
Squid taco?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.997636 del
>>997621
Handsome fella.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.997638 del
>>997631
>>997634
I see no images, curious


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.997639 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.997640 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.997641 del
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Trev test


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.997642 del
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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.997643 del
I'm going to have gravy and rice for dinner tonight 😋


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.997644 del
>>997643
Motherbat wanted to make some of that hunny mussy Chiggen Tonight for dindins. Not looking forward to it.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.997645 del
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Streaming LA Confidential at 7pm AEST.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.997646 del
Here.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Gonna try to stream some american hobo, unless yt fails like last time.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.997647 del
It wörks! American hobo is on!


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.997648 del
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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.997649 del
>>997644
I'm out of potatoes and can't afford any for a bit, not even going to think about buying meat. You're truly blessed to be able to eat some


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.997650 del
>>997648
Source?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.997651 del
>>997650
He took it on the jetty this morning


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.997652 del
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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.997653 del
>>997647
I will be there around 18:00 PM in the evening.


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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.997656 del
Proud to be an Australian


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NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.997658 del
>>997656
I just wish Australia wasn't effectively dead before I was born


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.997659 del
Decent, but not perfect. GLM-4.7-Flash uncensored does better but I need a server for that.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.997667 del
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>>997655
someone should remake aliens except instead of xenomorph have cockatoos


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.997669 del


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.997670 del
>>997659
How much power do you need to run it?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.997671 del
why would someone be trying to tell you they're way straighter than you and are willing to rape you to prove it?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.997672 del
>>997644
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5caGpN3mNOg [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.997673 del
>>997671
A dominance rape is not gay. It only makes the victim gay.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.997674 del
>>997670
>will my computer run this gay rape story generating llm
...are you asking for a mate?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.997675 del
Sickie chucked, 6 pack aquazzied


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.997676 del
>>997675
oh you dumb cunt


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.997677 del
>>997676
Sunday shift, no biggie. Got rental inspections tomorrow bud


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.997678 del
>>997677
>no biggie
>third sickie in 2 weeks


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.997679 del
>no biggie
>third sickie in 2 DAYS
A true born neet.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.997680 del
>>997673
It's only gay if you enjoy it.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.997681 del
>>997678
>>997679
Please be patient with me at this time. I'm experiencing serious mental anguish at the possibility of going to work.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.997682 del
>>997675
Monk? No!


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.997683 del
It's not failure if you're fulfilling your destiny. Some of us were born to get DSP.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.997684 del
I just wanna smoke heroin with Cruisey and listen to Dusty Springfield. The cost of living prevents this kind of whimsical life event


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.997685 del
>>997591
went up the bush right up the top and chainsawed for two and a half hours and made 30 meters through this thicket before i hit my cutoff time and came back via the lolly cache and got my rubarb and custard sweets almost the last of the lollies so im gonna have to get some more somewhere so while i think about it i got a big plate of dinner and im gonna watch a moofie


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.997686 del
Why aren't there any good movies anymore?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.997687 del
>>997620
Leave the air alone, Nuro.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.997688 del
>>997686
That NEET ruined that hail mary moofie for me.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.997689 del
>>997686
They actually have to compete with attention from viewers turning to their phones when they get bored. This is why theres so many sex and action scenes


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.997690 del
>>997620
Beach looks windy.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.997691 del
>>997644
hows the honey chicken?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.997692 del
>>997675
Only a 6 pack? are you actually sick?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.997693 del
>>997686
Nuro stopped directing them


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.997694 del
>>997692
I bought 2xgoon bottles earlier. Might go back and get more. Hopefully the boys have changed shifts


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.997695 del
Movie is starting, GET IN HERE NEETS!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.997696 del
>>997694
Just tell 'em it's for your mate coming over.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.997697 del
>>997691
It was shit


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.997698 del
>>997685
What kind of sweets are you going to get next? 😋


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.997699 del
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Thinking about clussy again


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.997700 del
>>997699
Handsome fella.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.997701 del
>>997697
Prolly just needs some salt.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.997702 del
>>997701
It had very little taste. I don’t remember it being that flavourless in the early 90s.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.997703 del
>>997702
Exact same thing I found with the beef stroganoff in a jar, used to be really nice but the last time I got it, it was horrible, no doubt they put in cheaper ingredients and totally changed the flavour.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.997704 del
>>997702
You killed your taste with all that chilli you ate since the 90's


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.997705 del
Is the dopamine detox thing real neets and how the fuck do I do it?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.997706 del
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>Renault 5 has a baguette holder


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.997707 del
>>997705
It's not real. You're here forever. Every single person is terminally online.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.997708 del
>>997704
No, even Motherbat commented on how bland it was and she doesn’t even put salt on her plate


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.997709 del
>>997705
You need Dr Zog.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.997710 del
>>997709
We had a good doctor thread until some cunt called Marvin deleted it


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.997711 del
>>997707
❤️


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.997712 del
>>997709
Dr Zogbot is very busy these days.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.997713 del
Finally focused enough to start doing some coding, only to realise it's almost bed time


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.997714 del
>>997713
Do a few lines then go to bed.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.997715 del
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Something to look forward to tomorrow


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.997716 del
>>997715
I hope it puts a smile on your dial. It will for me.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.997717 del
>>997714
That’s not how the durgs work


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.997718 del
Misso is gone. How do I get meff delivered


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.997719 del
>>997718
Monk? No!


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.997720 del
Thanks for coming, fellas!


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.997721 del
>>997718
>Misso is gone
good, now you won't have to waste any sharing with her


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.997722 del
>>997718
Whores will deliver it but you gotta cashapp them the money for the meth and uber and then sex.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.997723 del
>>997720
Good Moofie. Love LA noir


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.997724 del
This beer is a waste of time. 5L, still nothing


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.997725 del
>>997720
Your moofie picks taste is improving shiban. Thankyou


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.997726 del
>>997724
You bought six long necks didnt you?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.997727 del
Found durgsman totally tangled in the soccer net, trying to dig a hole. Seems bad home neets had scared him into the net and stolen his skateboard. Poor durgsman, not his week. Found him on Monday with a broken trolley in the middle of nowhere. Durgswoman was rolling around on the ground half naked in the park, assume there's some connection there.

Don't do durgs neets.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.997728 del
>>997722
How do I line this up? I have no connections and I just wanna smoke shit, fark should I hit up the local pokie lounge smokers, thats where I got it years ago when I won


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.997729 del
>>997728
Meth is a really bad idea monk. You'll lose everything to those rocks. Your teeth, your mind. After a while it even deletes happiness and makes it impossible. Smoke weed instead


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.997730 del
>>997729
Honestly thats a lie. You can smoke meth and have a good time and then just go to work on Monday, no one ever tells you that. Smoking meth can be a normal part of your weekend. You can smoke ice and just be a normal working class person, plenty of people do it every week. The whole "do it once and you're addicted forever" is clearly bullshit, you obviously have to do any given durg multiple times to get addicted. Fuck normgroids and just puff shard cunt, who even cares? Whats the point of being a broke award wage loser if I'm not taking durgs? Just waking up and going to the warehouse day in day out? Line me up against the wall please I'd deserve it


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.997731 del
Don't do durgs you mongs.
>you can do this or that
Load of bollocks. All the human waste said the same.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.997732 del
>>997730
I'm not going to kink shame you about it. I just don't want to see you end up looking like the crackheads we see with no teeth. You can probably get it on darkmatter.market


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.997733 del
>>997718
>>997718
Real NEET hours?


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.997734 del
>>997721
Thia is how he could save the relationship
Meff her up and eat her out


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.997735 del
>>997722
He should ask if they accept afterpay


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.997736 del
>>997730
If the crystals are yellow, youre dumb and fat


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.997737 del
>>997731
He should ask th a t other NEET that knows all about buying durgs on the internet how to get pure amp h etamines


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.997738 del
>>997732
Get some dmt and crush it up over your shard, then let it smoulder and whisp the toxic fumes. Do a few molly so you cant move when the gnomes try to eat your nipples and belly button.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.997739 del
No post neets


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.997740 del
Got givven a sandwich bag of choof. Probably half oz, but big and light. Bit stemmy but theyre big and easy to avoid, buds are killer. Nice outdoor with no chemicals, from breed seeds. Had too many, its a creeper. Think I had 4. Wage in 6 hrs.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.997741 del
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Grego being funny with his shopping list in his latest video.
He gave the green chicken curry nom box 9.8/10


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.997742 del
>>997740
>Got givven a sandwich bag
That had been on someone's knob for a bj.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.997743 del
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Those wrinkles are unreal.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.997744 del
>>997743
We are not used to seeing normal people on TV. We become accustomed to actors with botox treatments and make-up on.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.997745 del
>>997744
But we used to see normal people around us. And those wrinkles look like as if from Start Trek or Buffy. With his smooth heda above.


NEET 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.997746 del
Might ask matey down the road if he’ll share some weed with me



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