How does he do it?

Need a hayfever tablet.

Just put a coles order in and noticed Herbert Adams pies are half price ($5) so if you like them get them before the special ends on Wednesday.

>>999395
Already got blue waffle

me mum died in the holly

>>999397
Get over it, mate. Christmas was 5 months ago.

This thread sucks.

three (3) piece of original recipe, ten (10) nuggers, large chibs (extra salt), bread roll, coldslore, large solo

Good morning NEETs.

>>999400
Yes please. Keep the bread roll.

>>999402
already eated it

>>999400
Original recipe best recipe.

>>999404
Yes.

>>999401
morning

Made too much bacon and leek potatoes

>>999407
Add extra bacon to mine please.

>>999407
what is the main course?

>>999407
>too much
I don't see how that is possible. Freeze the excess.

>>999395
That is a good deal

>>999404
>>999405
Fools

>>999412
The leek is so you dont overfill

>>999414
Choke on your wicked wings

>>999411
Potato doesn't freeze well, it becomes like glue when you reheat it

I still have a mostly full jar of jalapenos I have to use up in 5 days, what can I cook with them neets?

>>999418
Fill them with anything and bake

highly stressed, want chocolate, want ice cream ,too fat, eaten junk food today already, woe

>>999418
I used to eat the pickled ones whole when I had a few beers.

mask cucks have re-appeared these last few days

>>999418
slice them and put them on pixxa and tacos

AFTERNOON GOONHEADS

Lord N+ is available for consultation. Weather is Squally. Staying in shop. Just not doing it.

>>999401
Fantastic, i am going to get this properly upscaled and printed and hag it in the shop !

>>999424
My BMX exploded

>>999424
Hi nuro. My mate reckons the earth is flat, can I get a QRD on the zog psyops on this? Is flat earth the psyop or is it a counter psyop?
Whether it's real or not it really challenges the mainstream globohomo narrative.
Imagine we've been lied to so hard that it's actually true.
At this point I can't even believe the news or the goverment speeches. It looks like a parody of 1984

>>999420
as was said in the last thread, prescription pills are honestly better for you at this point. Unfortunately you will just likely neck the pills and keep eating as well.

Kinda what happened with me and valium. Was meant to pop a val instead of having a drink. Now its both.

Serious question to the neets and maybe nuro too - I'm thinking of starting a small (no employees other than me), legal, internet based business which may or may not ever make money. I'm also on welfare. Can I stay on cenno while running it? Will there be legal costs?

>>999428
Can I work for you?

>>999428
You can run a business that makes money with a TFN or ABN as long as it doesn't make much money it's classified as a hobby. The rules on this are a bit blurry but basically if it only makes irregular and small amounts of money it doesn't have to have taxes filed for it.

>>999429
You will mop the floor and clean the toilets.

>>999430
Its not grey, theres a tax free threshold.

>>999428
If you are acting a sole trader you could probably get away with it, but for whatever reason if you need to need create a legal corporate entity and get an abn / acn to get business tier pricing or show other companies you are legit cenno will flip the fuck out over that. You Not meant to have an active ABN or a be a director of a company while recieving benefits. I went through all this shit when i was out of action for a few months when i needed my elbow surgeries and wanted a to get a healthcare card to dem cheap dergs. Had to notify ASIC i was pausing trading and fill out another mountain of paper werk.

I am still wondering what in fuck your business plan might be and why you would want to tell cenno about it.

The correct way to this is you need to ask you Employment provider to get you on the NEIS. The New Enterprise Investment Scheme. If you have a legit business idea you can apply through the NEIS (its just not box ticking you need to get busineess insurance and everything ) they will evaluate your proposal and costings. If all go well you basically get a year of dole money with no reporting and bullshit obligations to give your business idea a go.

https://apm.net.au/job-seekers/self-employment-assistance/neis

This is also how fuckwit constantly craps on about my roughting the NDIS. Nope Never had anything to do with that shit. It was the NEIS that got me off the government teet and back on the road to financial independance.

horrendous posts. Christ.

Poor quality posts.
Use the chillies for a salsa if they're fresh, if pickled don't worry about the use by, just add a bit of salt and lime juice to the jar.

>>999437
he needs serious help, all his posts paint an incredibly dark picture of a deranged psycho deviant lashing out after years of sexual abuse and constant mockery online .

Ebay is dead. Killed by jeets

I was talking to the 85 y.o lady next door and her son in the front yard earlier and she forgot a name and he said to her "That's your dementia" and then told me that she has vascular dementia.

He told me that right in front of her. How rude. I don't even know them well. Then she started explaining about how the blood doesn't get to her brain properly or whatever it was the doctors told her.

These people will gossip about anything. No concern for privacy. No concern for dignity.

If you get diagnosed with medical conditions NEETs don't tell anyone.

>>999442
Improve your posting.

>lol
No.

>>999441
She wont remember

>>999444
Well bantered.

Is being mentally exhausted all the time just laziness?

>>999446
It is a symptom of mental health unwellness. Brain fog and exhaustion are not your fault NEET. It is not just "laziness".

>>999446
Could be brain worms.

>>999449
I bet Saar tried to save money by doing some dodgy DIY to the engine.

>>999440
eBay let itself be killed. They never tried to do anything to stop all the shitty stuff.

>>999450
It's just the new Peugeot Infeuneot

>>999451
nor did they even try to compete with Amaxon Prime

>>999448
*wyrms

The Project Hail Mary torrent came out yesterday.

>>999455
Motherbat wants to see The Sheep Detectives

>>999456
I bet she enjoyed Babe.

>>999457
Yes

That'll do NEET, that'll do.

>>999459
LA LA LAAAA

>>999460
That is my exact body type.
I was in a very similar position when the cold touch of the kitchen counter let me know my gunt was hanging below the level of my shirt.

Satan's icy grip on my apron.

>>999454
Did you have sunny side up eggsies for breaksies?

>>999463
better than on your appendage

>>999462
Sounds like you have been promoted to the next XL

>>999462
we are body doubles neet

Does anyone know the name of the smooth polished gray plastic like material they used to make the floor out of in my high school?

>>999468
linoleum?

NEETs to me when I heard this person talk I immediately thought "intellectual disability".

Do you think that is the case, or is it just the way some people in Australia talk now?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F9apniVJSJM [Embed]

>>999470
Sounds like he was fat even as a child and his bollocks never developed

Spooky, pouring rain but nothing is showing on any of the radars.

>>999472
must be stealth rain

This fella 2 Aussie stands on a hidden stool to do his kitchen YouTube videos.

>>999474
what about the snosages?

>>999474
That is how you avoid the apron hitting the counter.

>>999475
Still no comment. 16 of them just disappeared.

Sour rice with eggs and tuna,soya and ginger tofu, miso soup with zucchini and noodles.

>>999477
Very nice.

>>999477
Lovely.

>>999477
Excellent.

>>999464
Yes. Fried in szalonna fat. For fried some yesterday and a lot melted out.

My clothes didn't get dry out on the line today. There was no rain but also no wind. Too still. Damp undies.

>>999481
Have you tried Belzona?

>>999478
Still about $5 a serve, $3 being just the fish and egg. One of those meals you make to cover all the awkward nutrients.

Cruisey I wanna go here

>>999483
No. I don't have enough stomach acid for that.

>>999487
They shamed him by having him wear his mong headset.

>>999479
>>999480
Still only took 20 minutes, the rice cooker first, then the soup, then the noodle water. Asian neets just steam everything together then make instant miso.

Have any NEETs tried this brand of energy drink?

>>999489
I love my mong headset (headphones)

>>999490
Many good, good ingines

Pork spare ribs used to be cheap as chips now they are $20+ a kilo.
We are living in cursed times NEETs.

>>999368
Are you the Neet who would type "buxxy bees" instead of "buzzy bees" because youre too lazy to type z with your little finger and type x with your ring finger instead?

Because thats pretty lazy even for a Neet.

>>999418
If its the use by date that is your deadline then dont worry about it. If you are losing access to your kitchen in 5 days then you have bigger problems to worry about then not eating your jalapenos.

>>999492
Nope. Make sure it actually has caffeine in it though. I bought something similar looking once from a servo and it turned out it just had BCAAs and vitamins and shit in it for post workout numpties.

>>999422
Rolling for the end of days virus to be real this time.

>>999496
Tiffo is the OG X over Z poster. He is not lazy.

>>999496
no

Do any of you NEETs remember when Maggi turned all the 2 minute noodles healthy and they tasted like absolute shit and they had to change them straight back?

>>999424
What do you think of bike riders who have high intensity white strobe lights on when they ride in dayligh?

>>999427
Rock and Roll, NEET. Bon Scott went outside and may be some time with that combination.

>>999502
or when Arnotts changed the BBQ Shapes recipe for a week and people were ready to kill

I can't eat the basic Four and Twenty frozen pies any more. I need the luxury angus range. $12.50 for the 4 pack if not on special.
Expensive pie habit.

>>999503
Not Lord Nuro, but I took every reflector and safety piece of crap off my bike (they're legally required for importation and sale) and just resolved to never ride outside of sunrise and sunset.
Flashing lights on a bike during the day is ridiculous. We already know where you are because of the massive fucking hold up you're causing on the road.

Prolapsed 😔

>>999506
They're dogshit now. We got a box of their party pies and snosage rolls a few weeks back and agreed the pies were vile. I didn't even comment initially, she brought it up.

>>999505
I tried the new barbecue ones they were awful.

>>999509
They reduce quality to cut costs but it bites them because people will stop buying them.
Even the plebs will notice.

>>999510
yes
people were ready to do a luigi mangione on the arnotts ceo

>>999512
And rightly so.

>>999476
if they were bunnings snosages then thats the equvalent of 4 normal snosages

>>999492
The added peptides give it a astringent taste. Would not reccomend.

>>999506
I did buy 2 packets today only because they were also on special for $6.25 for a pack.

>>999492
It's 2026, get off the energy drink jew and start buying 100 pill jars of no-doz instead.

>>999516
They lure you in with the cheap price but you always regret it.

I keep telling Motherbat that I'm happy to have pie and chips or whatever for dindins, but if she wants to do that we should just get a couple of pies (or a family pie) from the bakery that day and gently reheat it for dinner. Frozen pies cannot compete.

>>999496
I love a good buxxy bee

>>999508
You need a stapler gun

>>999519
Yeah that's the best way.

>>999519
>Frozen pies cannot compete
They're all the same once you cover them in tomato sauce.

>>999523
👆💯

Vili's used to do a classier type of pie - and they have the family sized ones also - but I don't know if they are as good as they used to be.

I had been pronouncing the Tyrell chip brand the same as the company in Blade Runner but apparently the chips are meant more like tirrel than ty-relle.

>>999525
>and they have the family sized ones also
Please go on...

>>999526
potato potardo really

>>999527
I found you could get more pie by putting four regular ones on a plate rather than one family one. So I didn't get them.

The vili's chicken pie was a favourite of mine at one time. I haven't had one in years.

Family of one

>>999526
The normies who run the marketing dont understand synergy, if they did then they would latch on to those william gibson aesthetics to sell more chips.

>>999532
They fumbled it.

>>999531
One for me and one for my waifu

>>999534
Me?!

this one

>>999535
Looking good neet.

Going to bed. Tomorrow is my turn to eat a pie.

>>999539
Good night NEET.

NEETs do I need to worry about this henta virus or is it another zog psyop?

Grease my monghole and treat me like Possum

>>999542
>treat me like Possum
I'll bend you over and slander you mercilessly.

>>999539
Goodnight, may your dreams be filled with pies of all sizes.

>>999541
Hentai virus isn’t real

>>999546
Looks comfy.

>>999547
The IKEA lamp works well.

>>999549
Well bantered.

I ran out of money. I blame the jews. I only have noodles and baked beans and two steaks now

>>999551
Collect nettle and dandelions. Both are edible.

>>999552
I'll collect you in a minute you fucking gypsey

>>999553
Wow, rude.

>>999554
Sorry, i was hangry

>>999552
If that stuff even grows on their side of the planet, it would probably be poisonous.

>>999556
Heh. That sounds likely.

awake again

>>999558
It’s bullcrap aye

Got out of bed to shid. Police helicopter is doing laps. Unrelated.

>>999560
Are you sure?

>>999472
fascinating, could it have been a small rain shower that was below the size of one pixel radar resolution? any thunder and lightning?

>>999561
They flew off while I was still at it. Back in bed now.

>>999567
Why do these fat fucking retards all look the same?

Good morning fellow chuds. Remember, we are the resistance

>>999569
GM
We need a LoRa mesh network

>>999562
No, just the rain, for some reason the radars just didn't pick it up.

>>999572
I like using this for rain now. It will actually let you go forward a little in time and try and predict rain patterns:
https://www.ventusky.com/radar-map#p=-34.79;138.99;7

Good morning NEETs.

>>999575
GM

Cruisey who does the cheapest pub lunch in metro Adelaide and surrounds?

>>999581
That looks good.

So far it looks like Angle Vale Tavern with $16 lunch.

>>999581
corr nothing like some good schnitzel with some of that curry sauce ketchup

>>999580
>>999583
You deserve better than some grim northern suburbs pub meal.
Cook yourself something nice at home.

Do you NEETs use your cruise control?
I don 't know how it works and don't dare try pressing any of the buttons.

>>999587
I don't use it. I wouldn't know what to do with my accelerator foot without needing to use the pedal. Also slows reaction times I suspect.

These were okay for a snack at 2 for $7.00:
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/6034083/corn-harvest-corn-chips-salsa-jalapeno

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/6034076/corn-harvest-corn-chips-salsa-piri-piri

Haven't had the red box yet.

>>999590
I will keep an eye out for them.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NQBlZIXu3Yg [Embed] this is officially the first "20 years ago" youtube video i've come across. also weird how ricky gervais looks worse then than he does now. kind of gives hope that middle age can be not that bad

>>999592
Don't like that screaming laugh thing Gervaise dooes.

>>999593
For every negative thing you say about someone you should try to say one positive thing as well to balance out.

I reckon Ricky is less into political correctness than most of those types. I enjoyed his speeches at those award shows back in the day roasting those Hollywood clowns.

>>999546
what Desktop windows manager is that arch distro using?

>>999577
me on the drums

cruisey!

>>999602
Cruisey would never post such a threatening picture.

Yo-yo biscuits and stdout for lonch

might draw a mustache and eyeliner and a dick on my face with a permanent marker and go down the shops and be all oblivious like I'm a victim of a cruel practical joke and then wait until some QT points it out and go to pieces in front of her so she give me some sympathy

>>999605
If you're lucky she might even give you a hug.

>>999605
will also make it look like you have friends. smart neet

>>999607
or a tug

lol house down the street had The Grout Guy there all morning
SA Water just rocked up
I'd say The Grout Guy took out more than their old grout or put in more than just their new grout, like maybe a big fuckin hole

>>999602
Good Pepe.

>>999611
I like this one too.

https://www.nine.com.au/sport/athletics/news-2026-gout-gout-vegemite-partnership-sponsorship-buys-house-family-20260213-p5o264.html
Vegemite sponsoring this ebon gentleman with the unhealthy sounding name seems like a target rich environment for racists.

>>999614
Time to stop eating Vegemite.

>>999615
I am boycotting Cadburys too because of that bizzarre ad with the random middle aged neger being comforted over the phone by his father who hid a block of chocolate in the negers glovebox.
Negers are not products to be sold to us.

>>999616
Yeah Motherbat hates that advert with ol' banjo lips. Cadbury went to shit when they adopted halal certification.

I don't think I've seen a tv advertisement in 20+ years.

>>999451
They just sent me an email announcing they have abolished seller fees.

Might leave my current lifestyle and adopt a life dedicated to getting fit and chasing girls.

>>999620
all the best

gone bed

feel a bit thinky. gonna do some writey

>>999625
Night.

>>999571
She's bitteur than me.

>>999566
They censored "don't" in the Epsteeen files.

>>999629
He probably pointed at it and they glued a black tile over it.

>>999630
It's because their shitty most advanced Anthropic ML tool censored every Don. T.

Wish I smoked, so I could give up smoking and substitute binge eating junk food instead and feel I'd improved my life.

>>999632
Easy fix, start smoking and and give up by eating junk food.

>>999634
You are the smartest of neets. How do you do it?

Went out. Got eggs. Good for me.

>tfw just imagined giving up binge eating that i've never done
it's enlightenment

>>999621
I stockpile tins of the cheapest sardines. I go through them too.

>>999638
Which brands are ok?

>>999639
I like Sea Whore sardines in tomato sauce and oil.

>>999543
Riddle me with your guilt rod

>>999580
Parafield Gardens has a salad bar that is better than any of their meals
Cross keys will be 20 odd but is very good. Especially any fish.
The one at sefton plaza is cheap. So is the one near yatala. Great north or something.

>>999583
They are good. Go with a senior and get 10% off.

>>999587
Yeah, on thr freeway when I need more leg room

>>999610
Heh

>>999636
I went to costco. Made eye contact with everyone.

>>999638
How long do they really last? Not the date, I know they last longer than that.

Neets

Goon EvilNEETs

Had an interesting day, half good, half bad, dont want to get into it. Trying to forget about it aleady.

Unwinding. Its pouring rain and i feel relaxed with the cool pitter patter. Got some thai for din dins, popped some champas, sneaking in a valium and going to try stay away from any news or twatter drama and stick to some you toob vids.

end communicato

I farted

>>999653
my exact high school grade

>>999628
Can you upload a vocaroo where you say “burger” and “cucumber” please?

I naturally eat a fartmaxxing diet

>>999652
Thought I could smell something sweet.

>>999657
It ain't sweet

Mix it with the relish.

I tried to get them to call me Goose but they called me mong instead.

Any of youse keeping up with the D4vd case?

>>999661
>the D4vd case?
I don't know what that is.

>>999662
Then you haven't been keeping up with it

Give this new flavour a try for us Boardo.
Get it into ya.

>>999664
>NZ chocolate
Absolutely vile

>>999651
Hey Nuro.
I'm just waiting out some potential badness and camping my in-box. The weather in NEET land is always doledrums but at least there is plenty of food and all the thrills you can make for yourself. Went out on my bike to get some plastic from the tip shop. Absolute waste of time and the junk jews charge more than facebook marketplace for absolute shit. Funny how the thriving markets can get jewish after a while and start selling used spark plugs and the shit that people used before cordless tools. Gumtree is unusable now, Ebay is only good for niche finds. Havent tried slurping silver cutlery to be re-melted yet. Probably all gone now too. Bottom feeder crab people squabbling over the detritus from Atlantis, getting pounded by the rising brown tide.

Gonna go shopping.

>>999664
I been looking for an alternative to cadbury since im boycotting it.

>>999666
>Bottom feeder crab people squabbling over the detritus from Atlantis, getting pounded by the rising brown tide.
Very well put NEET. True literary flair.

>>999667
Whiattaker's is well regarded for taste but is quite expensive.
Their blocks are much bigger than cadbury though. They are still the size cadbury used to be thirty years ago.

>>999667
>boycotting it
I am too but for taste reasons rather than politics.

>>999655
Börgör. Kjukámbör.

>>999671
I just sound like Arnie reading that out loud

Windows should let you sort the folders in a directory one way, and the files another.
I want the folders in my downloads directory sorted alphabetically, and the files by date.
But no you can't do it. You can't do anything.

>>999673
>the folders in a directory
the fuck is this terminology?

>>999674
Its crab person talk. Atlantean data systems.

I finished reading Ringworld and The Ringworld Engineers by Larry Niven.
The second book was another case of the mystery being better than the solution to the mystery. I did not like what he came up with.
There are two more books in the series but they were written many years later and do not have good ratings. I may come back to them later but for now I have switched to reading The Mote in God's Eye.

might get out of bed for a while

>>999677
Good move NEET it will stop you from getting bedsores.

>>999655
Also all neets will be required to upload a vocaroo of them farting, for flatulence verification purposes.

>>999664
I rarely buy whittakers because it's expensive and never on special, I'm poor and fat. I need to invest my neetbux carefully in massive amounts of cadbury

>>999665
They put sheep's milk in it.

>>999676
The second book was written a decade after the first, it's not like hyperion where a single integrated story was split across two novels published a year after one another. Niven was definitely post peak by the time he wrote engineers. If you want more peak niven, try his other early novel, protector.

>>999669
No. Theyre just more expensive so you think they taste better.

>>999672
Lol

Authors don't truly need to provide solutions to their mysteries to be successful - george rr martin has been stacking mystery after mystery onto his game of thrones series for the past 30 years, it's very unlikely we'll ever get answers to most of them before he dies, but he's hugely successful as a writer.

>>999685
He's deliberately not going to finish GoT after the backlash to the ending of the TV version, which actually was his vision for the book finale.

>>999686
Plug it.

>>999687
He could change it for the books. Do it right this time.
No spoilers please. I did not watch the show. I am waiting for the last books.

>>999689
Snape kills Dumbledore

>>999690
Typical negro behaviour.

>>999690
It will be more realistic in the TV series because Snape is a nigger

holds his wand sideways and everything

>>999693
Noone should hold their wand sideways.

Hot Shots! is on tele later. Might record it. Remember seeing it in the cinema when I was about 11.

>>999695
I enjoyed it and part deux as well. Many years ago now.

>>999685
>for the past 30 years
He didn't write any in the last 20 of it.

>>999680
Have you tried the cadbury biscoff block?

The last two books in the ASOIAF series were shit. Only the first three are good.

Which one has Daeneris getting diarrhea on the prairie?

My rotten gut

I remember in Primary School the first time we encountered a girl named Fatima. How we laughed and made of fun of her.

>>999700
That is book 5.

>>999631
kek

>>999702
I told the story about Yana in year 3

>>999635
We have the best here.

>>999654
You have continued to thrive NEET.

>>999687
this neet gets it

>>999661
Hopefully he ends up in a trunk too

Goon Night Neetizens

>>999666
Cherry Ripe please Wizzy.

>>999680
You make wise investment decisions.

>>999690
Reeeeee.

>>999710
GN.

Bookslop. How the [self insert] saved the world with [ex machina] and had sex with a [father figure]

>>999687
This is the ultimate blackpill that got-tards can't deal with. Hollywood jews didn't make the ending retarded, the ending was always going to be retarded. Martin planned the whole thing out back in 1990, he was always an architect, the gardener thing was bullshit.

And the invasion of Khark island sat atop the table like a bay of pigs.

Saw google search errors today, for the first time in 25 years of using it.

>>999682
>try his other early novel, protector
I have added it to my reading list along with Neutron Star.

I really recommend the Takeshi Kovacs trilogy.

>>999710
Good night.

>>999718
What did it say?

>>999676
Imagine not reading the synopsis on wiki so you dont need to actually read the book lol.

>>999720
>Takeshi Kovacs trilogy.
I have added Altered Carbon to my reading list. Thank you.

>>999726
Is your reading list longer than a novel?

>>999727
It is extensive and I don't get to everything on it. But I try my best.

Everything on my book shelf is a prop to confuse women, the tv is to confuse men and the mattress is to confuse vertebrates

>>999729
>the mattress is to confuse vertebrates
I was certainly confused when I felt you lie down on it next to me.

Remember that advert video I posted a couple of weeks back and said he was going to go the way of SMERF Electrical? It has started.

>>999722
Chortled.

>>999723
Good to see the boomers reee

>>999731
He's getting shut down.

The checkout girl with the high white forehead could tell I was a paranoid from the complete lack of unpackaged foodstuffs in my trolley. Rapidly repacking my groceries into my crate and swiftly handing over money without a word, I depart into the empty streets with empty feels. My body craves calories, boiled eggs and salt for supper. Good Night NEETs.

>>999735
GNN. I enjoyed reading this post.

>>999731
Literally going to jail for that, what a self own.

>>999735
Good night.

extremely fucked up, should've been in bed an hour ago

>>999739
Cruisey should tuck you in.

>>999686
You need to use a stapler or add more Viva.

>>999743
That's a good Pepe.

>>999745
Been a few good ones today

This twitter post made me think of that overweight NEET who always says he wants to become a ninja.

>>999748
>on pills that don't exist anymore
He took 'em all.

>>999749
kek

>>999750
kek

Looking forward to black market dolans and kfc

It's falling out of me.

I am going to do an early morning Woolies run. Get some NEET treats.

>>999755
a 200g salt and vinegar chips for me please, plus french onion dip, 2l of coke and whatever large blocks of chocolate are on special

>>999756
I won't be seen buying dip, it doesn't suit the image I'm going for.

>>999757
I'll have a dip too please.

Happy Birthday!

Good morning to the NEETs that struggle with eye contact only

I miss the times when I'd start the day with a 1.5 litre bottle of coke and a 200g chocolate block for breakfast. Now I have to make do with a 1.25 l bottle and a 180g bar

>>999755
Get me some dip please.

>>999759
Thankyou, but it's not my birthday.

>>999763
Everyday with you NEET is special.

>>999763
>>999764
and should be celebrated.

Happy Birthday Weber.

>>999768
I see that smile

>>999768
Cheer up m8. We are here for you.

>>999768
reached the big five oh yet?

>>999769
Well Pepe'd.

Might write some sketches for the two ronnies.

>>999773
Go for it NEET. Get AI to produce the video.

Happy Birthday Webby

We should celebrate best NEET webbys birthday with something

Happy 46th Mr webby!

>>999776
I'll have a few beers for him later.

Is it webbys birthday?

Happy Birthday Wombo.
I got you some cans of evaporated milk.

Had a look at those cans of condensed milk that NEET meme'd me into buying. Its just milk, potassium sorbate and thickener. It doesnt even have a long shelf life. Gonna open a can later and have a taste.

gonna need a QRD on this meme

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XZpWTHtwceE [Embed]
Nuro can you mod my ebike so it can fly please?

My suicide is just the beginning .

t. The IGA

>>999781
Boil it and make a caramel slice out of it.

>>999787
I got lots of custard powder. Gonna give that a go.

I want to do an astrology birth chart on webby but need to know birth time and place but it might dox :(

whats the best fast food for helping a neet sleep?

>>999791
Maybe something with MSG because you can eat heaps and food coma yourself into a comfy sleep

>>999791
Big food. In amounts you can most consume.

Webeeeeeeeer

>>999767
You have a very good memory

HAPPY BDAY WEBBY

>>999794
The floor looks vile in there but you brighten it up 😉

>>999790
23:55PM in the night time
Lyell McEwin (Elizabeth Vale)

have a wank for webby

Do any neets eat cultured butter?

>>999799
Its yuck. Tastes like wet straw.

Paperclip

>>999623
I had the lasagna, chips, and salad, with the garlic bread and house wine add-ons. I also ate two additional slices of bread and butter.

>>999804
I trust you had the entire tray.