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I went to the secret underground nameneet nude wrestling tournament once

*enters thread*
please watch the attached gif while listening to this https://youtube.com/watch?v=i-kymymy-3g [Embed] to enjoy my post to its full effect

oh ffs it posted the wrong embed. was meant to be this https://youtube.com/watch?v=i-kymymy-3g [Embed]

Still need that sixth fact.

Fact number six (6) was going to be:
>6. He wants everybody to know the new thread is here: >>1006896
Somebody ruined that.

>>1006913
The last post in a thread needs to link to the new one. No exceptions.

It couldn't be risked.

I'm sorry.

>>1006914
Did you hover over the link? No you didn't.

I ruined it.

7. Possum has worms.

embed function is not working properly if anyone cares

>>1006920
none of us are working properly either

>>1006919
then so has everyone else who has had intimate contact with his intimate parts

>>1006919
Good worms?

>>1006923
Yes. Wholesome ones. Not vile ones.

I made brownies with macadamias in them. I baked them a tad too long and they came out a little dry. Icecream will fix this.

nice day outside, not gonna waste it sitting inside all day staring at my screen

I got my finger stuck in me bum

>>1006927
That's not my finger stuck in there.

>>1006927
Very careless of you.

>>1006929
I got a big boxing match this afternoon and I won't win if I got me finger stuck in me bum.

>>1006925
Ice cream may work. If not you can soak them in fresh cream or even milk (full fat).

>>1006926
Up and atom NEET.

>>1006932
Beat em and eat em

>>1006925
Crush them up and use them as a base for a cheesecake.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O0Lr5Ch61T8 [Embed] eggy stream lads

Yay, disabled hot corners, has been driving me mad.

who this be? i am guessing a pron hooah but dunno

>>1006937
>disabled hot corners
Cruisey signed them up.

Doing a poo.
In the toilet.

>>1006938
there are no bra straps 😳

>>1006940
That is the appropiate place to do it.

>>1006941
yeah lol

Big logs.
Cruisey.

>>1006944
that's his rap name

always liked this picture. i believe it is orthodox syrians back in the assad days

>>1006945
kek

>>1006948
Cruisey I wanna pat

might compile a list of anal rape scenes in mainstream holywood movies

>>1006951
can you tally the ones where the recipient orgasms please

>>1006951
disgusting what they did to joker

>>1006953
that was punishment for everybody taking the wrong meaning from the first film

I'm kinda a big deal.

>>1006910
What the hell.

>>1006902
Long gif.

>>1006903
We all make mistakes.

>>1006912
I have three reasons why I have not became policeman:
1. It would be a thankless job to fine myself all the time for prohibited parking.
2. I'm way too weak in math.

>>1006919
Worms Apocalypse?

>>1006957
>I have three reasons why I have not became policeman:
There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those who understand binary.
Those who don't.
And those who didn't expect this to be a base 3 joke.

>>1006958
kek

>>1006957
i wanted to make the board laugh by watching gif attached and listening to "bad to the bone" by zz top at the same time. i think the board would've enjoyed this

Movie in 2 hours fellas!

>>1006960
You should join Nurgo's discord boomer.

What's the required number of posts?
More than this.

>>1006879
Heard the sames about Italy.

Added some american hobo. He talks about fishes having sex and worms.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Is this real? I hope it is real.

ii think it's fake because how would you get 2kg of protein in 1.5kg of liquid

>>1006966
Imagine that exploding out of you.

>>1006968
I might suggest it to the fine folks at Dare

>>1006969
Get 'em to confirm that the labels do represent different products.

>>1006967
pop a few possums in a blender, they're basically 100% protein, the pink little nose is full of vitamins

>>1006968
Imagine the splatter.

Finding that white rice helps me sleep, would suggest it to other neets with sleep problems

>>1006971
This NEET makes the vilest posts.

45 mins till movie!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>1006950
USians can take a banter. Probably for they'd get a heart attack from the slightest exertion.

>>1006974
Why thank you.

Watching Geowizard now btw.

Well, streaming at least.

27 mins till movie!

10 mins! Do your pee or poo and whatnot!
Then join us!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Could not resist the three hour afternoon nap.

>>1006983
Will be good to stay up during the night.

>>1006983
I had one at 4pm, think it was only 20 min, but very restorative.

Also just in time for the movie.
5 mins!

>>1006986
What are we waTCHING?

HP is on soon.

>>1006987
Harry Potter Attempt at Exit 8

Exit 8 (2026), a japanese liminal space horror movie now on neets: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>1006987
It's in the previous thread.
Doesn't matter you won't watch it anyway.

>>1006990
I don't think its a laminated space movie.

Coles and Woolies don't make store brand sars???!?!?

liminal space woolies

moofie seemed a bit good but only saw a few minutes of it

server arrived and back home from my cult journey. i'll do a server setup log if it pleases the NEETs

Was thinking the other day that I should look more into mystery and psychological horror/thriller genre for I enjoy them.

>>1006994
Torrent it.

>>1006995
Yes please. Thank you.

>>1006996
I don't like the jump scare ones but that one was put together well with the appropriate elements of scare. Thanks.

Good movie. Tiny budget, cast, and set. Made for $1.5 million, based on a computer game, and yet does well. A real underdog.

Good night.

>>1006995
>cult journey
Tell us about it please NEET.

>>1007000
Good night Pidge. xx
Of all the sicko pigeon ladies you have introduced us to, this one with the claw nails may be the sickest of them all.

>>1006998
Jump scare is a cheap way to do it, I don't like it either.

>>1007000
Night fella.
She has witchy claws.

>>1006995
Hope you got us some treats.

>>1006995
>my cult
I hoped you joined the same cult that julian assange was in, the same one that kidnapped children and durgged them and dyed all their hair bleach blonde. I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with you if it's some other cult.

>>1007001
Sure. If I tell you the secrets it will ruin it for men who want to do it themselves so I will avoid that for now.
I knew what was coming and I had so much fear. I knew that I would have to face my greatest fear in there. My time came and against all my fear holding me back I went in and faced it all at once.
I had to fight so hard against it. I wiped my self out emotionally and physically. The next day I was a zombie but tried to remain in the sessions but had back aches and deleted mind.
On the way home I started recovering and felt everything that I didn't feel in the present moments. I was overwhelmed with love and compassion for myself, and all of humanity.
I finally recovered my sense of feeling.
I cried tears of joy and grief.
All was immediately met with true understanding
My whole life was suddenly all worth it at once.
It became clear the future is what I choose it to be.
Finally free of the prison.

>>1007004
Metaphorical treats, yes. Also expect more jokes to come.

>>1007006
>Finally free of the prison.
I am happy for you NEET. You'd been in there a long time.

>>1007005
>I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with you if it's some other cult.
I will never be embarrassed again in my life NEET.

>>1007007
Yes, thankyou NEET. I have been seen.

Red rash outbreak on face. Origins unknown.

It's 2.7 degrees atm. I'm freezing my neeticles off. I'm inside a sleeping bag while sitting at the desk.

>>1007010
Inside?

>>1007011
Yup. I'm about 1200 metres ASL.
There's no fireplace here, and I can't afford to electric heater with the aspiebux.

>>1007012
Could be warmer outside. Open a window.

>>1007009
We all know where the red rash comes from.

>>1007010
Think warm thoughts.

>>1007010
Stay strong NEET. Do you have a good beanie on?

I think this is more of that Shrek cartoon. Origins unknown.

>>1007016
That''s a good idea. Mine even has a light on it.

>>1007018
But now I have to wee and get out of my sleeping bag.

>>1007018
A good beanie and some fingerless gloves make all the difference.

>>1007019
Sounds like a plan.

>>1007017
I knew the name of this comic at one point.

>>1007017
looks good

I'm eating nuggies in bed

I feel warmer after doing a wee, but my pants are dry. weird.

>>1007024
Dipping sauce status?

>>1007026
I was doing kewpie now onto Rosella tomato sauce

I think I should try making Nuggie Sushi rolls sometime.

>>1007027
>Rosella tomato sauce
Patrician choice.

Why does Trump

Why doesn't trump?

Life is full of mysteries.

>>1007032
Shiban will you honour us and be our gypsy man?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t7CCj2hGMNE [Embed]

doomclicking

it's that time again, time to go to bed, but not really tired enough

>>1007036
Good night NEET. I might stay up awhile

I have finished watching The Spy Who Loved Me (1977).
It was a good one. The underwater car, the Union flag parachute. Jaws. Another attractive bird. Good theme song. Nobody does it better.
A good blend of the playful and serious. Good performance from Moore.
Moonraker next.

>>1007038
How many movies they made?

>>1007040
There are 27 so far.

I owe reading Ian Fleming's Bond novels for putting me onto the Nero Wolfe detective novels. M mentions them to Bond once and Bond says he likes them. So that made me start reading them.

>>1007041
Hesus.

>>1007042
I thought Nero Wolfe was an executive meme. Reading this makes me think they're actually good.

>>1007044
They are incredible.

I have the heater on. Trying to beat back the chill.

It's falling out of me.

Another powerful blast.

>>1007049
>>1007050
This is not healthy. Every morning.

>>1007051
You can set your watch to him.

>>1007038
glad you're coming round to roger moore lad, i should really watch the timothy dalton ones at some point, only james bonds i haven't seen (except all the daniel craig ones obviously)

>>1007038
>Another attractive bird
She is married to Ringo Starr

morning bros

good morning brothers.

>>1007055
gm

Hope sleeping bag NEET didn't freeze to death during the night.