SA BEST A

How does he do it?

To BO and staff.
Check IPs, UAs, FPs. Issue block on appropriate. The spam consistently coming in on specific.
Deleted 5 kiddie threads. I have not deleted the thread that was intended to be the new one. Deleted bunch of flood which intended to reach the gateway limit.

>>1008078
shiban irc please

What I don't get why he made the vilest thread possible? And it's confusing that the UA changed.
I have no direct evidence that this poster >>1008061 is tied to this >>1008062

Commandeered the board to check settings. Changed nothing, gave back the board to zestykittenneet. (Logs don't show when I give boards to users, just when I take one.)

✅

Cruisey when he forgets to put my plug in

Wanted to talk more about an idea. Oh well.

>>1008090
I can come back. Soon.

>>1008089
She grabbed Olaf by the crotch.

>>1008093
Want to go down aisle 12

>>1008095
It's where the real bargains hide.

Gotta clean up my place tomorrow, it's getting a bit vile.

Cruisey I have found another cash cow for you.

>>1008097
How's the stew?

>>1008099
Probably not enough paprika.

>>1008097
Looks fine to me.

>>1008094
Speaker factory Warsaw.

Cruisey I only wanna go there once.

>>1008098
That better not be Monk.

>>1008104
He sounds emotional.

>>1008104
Two spring rolls please.

>>1008100
She's looking very professional today.

>>1008107
>>1008108
Cruisey demand is growing. We can stop here next for 2nd lunch.

>>1008106
Monk is working hard on MonkAI

>>1008111
Thanks Wizzy.

Good night.

>>1008113
Night fella.
That's a ominous looking pidge.

>>1008113
Goodnight.

>>1008109
She does.

testing for something. meow

>>1008113
Good night Pidge. xx

What the fuck is going on here

>>1008119
I think Shiban had another mental health crisis.

>>1008120
anyone would, having to put up with us

>>1008120
>mental health crisis
My entire adult life has been one

Depressed. Going to bed. Goodnight neets.

>>1008123
Dude knocks on a door, a man opens it.
- I'm very sorry but my cat killed your dog.
- How? My dog is a pitbull!
- My CAT is a Caterpillar.

Night fella.

>>1008123
good night NEET. sweet dreams

not tired enough to go to sleep, even though I know I'm going to be fucked tomorrow due to lack of sleep.
Why do i behave like a retarded 4 year old all the time?

I need to stop going to bed at 18:30pm in the evening and waking up at 00:00am in the morning

>>1008097
I'd love to walk barefoot through that kitchen and rub my body along all the surfaces.

Rollmop sando!!

>>1008131
Wow, that sounds.

>>1008131
You are getting all my youtube recommendations.

>>1008119
The show must go on.

>>1008124
kek

>>1008122
The stigma is gone.

>>1008131
🤢

>>1008131
based, eat more pickled herring. God's food

>>1008139
Gook morning

It's blasting out of me.

>>1008140
gmn to you too lad
>banned from posting pictures for a few posts

>>1008142
GMN

A man's gotta rape

>>1008146
You should never sit that close to the water with your back turned, creatures could emerge from the water and drag you into the lake so they can violate you.

>>1008147
>so they can violate you.
I don't have the NK meme where he is described as a beast to post, but you're correct.

Need to get moving

>>1008149
Is she nothing but a sperm garage?

>>1008149
this guy is still at it? he just bangs Euro 10/10s on camera as a disgusting auld man. next level demoralising, but i guess the porn is good for the coomers

>>1008151
He made some classics
https://efukt.com/21803_SPERM_GARAGE.html

Is HP on tonight?

A powerful blast.

>>1008153
No. National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Back to the Future II, and Gone in 60 Seconds is on the electric jew tonight.

>>1008155
Thank you.

>>1008156
You're very welcome.

>>1008158
Whizzed by his window

Crows pulled rubbish out of my bin and thew it everywhere. It's not a racial slur if it's a bird.

big el nino coming for your summer next year, hopefully australia doesn't catch fire like it traditionally does

>>1008180
we don't need no water let the [rude word] burn

having a boiled lolly

>>1008182
Good?

>>1008180
I hope Cruisey is back around to keep us safe.

>>1008179
Put some water bottled filled with water strapped on top and put it out as late as possible in evening. That works for me.

>>1008185
The crows won't touch my bin because I use it as a toilet, sometimes the garbage man won't even take it.

>>1008186
>sometimes the garbage man won't even take it.
Tell him to stop looking in it if he doesn't like surprises.

>>1008185
Shoot them with an air rifle.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4M8UpZYz4ss [Embed] fascinating video this. i love plate tectonics

Morning neets, big night last night. Bussy status: bashed

>>1008190
>Bussy status: bashed
Poor bussy.

https://kick.com/2eggwhite fresh eggy stream lads

>>1008190
Tell us about it NEET. What went on?

Drinking a DAB beer.

>>1008194
Good beer?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ckein6lrYog [Embed] this evening's listening

>>1008151
>Euro 10/10s
Not so much. His reputation combined with onlyfans/fansly means he isn't generally getting the top talent.

>>1008195
Surprisingly so. It is cheap and they emphasise so much that it is German, so I expected it to be mediocre.

I'M FUCKING GAY, NIGGER
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n6c1OFLUmKM [Embed]

I'm going shoot thick ropes in weber's mushy white arse

I'm so fucking HORNY
I'm going to go gay just for the novelty

Going to find a nice chink twink on grindr

Looks like the next wave of spam is coming soon.

>>1008205
I'd unironically fuck a feminine looking chinese man before a fat chick. I am probably bisexual though

All it needs is to be attached to a kitchen

need

>>1008207
Cruisey I wanna this all in one solution.

>>1008208
Handsome fella.

>>1008210
I miss her.

I'd fuck lil nas x.

Real homo hours on the board tonight.

I want to lick Rain Paris's armpits.

>>1008207
I'd be sitting there doing a clogger and there'd be a brown snake coming up out of the sink

>>1008208
She's gone NEET.

>>1008217
Might send her a hand written letter to her apartment in Texas

>>1008219
Worms?

>>1008218
Leave her alone.

>>1008220
it was worms 2 for me

>>1008221
You just want her to yourself...

>>1008223
He's a greedy neet.

>>1008224
I'm gonna tell Cruisey and he'll bash the fuck out of him

>>1008216
You can use it as soap later for washing your hands

>>1008227
I hate it when the brown smelly soap gets on everything I touch

>>1008146
Wisdom.

>>1008147
Platypuses (platypi?) must be dangerous creatures.

>>1008153
No. Perhaps tomorrow.

platypus rape

gape my arse and shit in it

I am HUNGRY and HORNY.

>>1008155
Wacky Nick Cage movie.

neets getting their bussies blasted, basted, and busted.

>>1008194
I have an joke with untranstalable wordplay for that.

>>1008228
Brown soap is the healthiest soap just like brown bread.
I'm about to drink me some brown milk right now.

>>1008234
I don't mind it. Also the sheila is alright. The who played White Helen of Troy in that Brad Pit film.

>>1008238
With the housing supply crisis here, there have been pictures of people who have done similar or cemented a toilet into the shower cubicle.

>>1008239
All of his movies are wacky. Recently saw one where he was a murderous parent. Can't recall the title, relatively recent. All parents started to murder their kids.

>>1008233
Resolve both!

>>1008241
you just remindeed me about that spider noir series of his I downloaded

>>1008243
You reminded me to copy the moofies from one PC to another PC. Thank you.

>>1008243
I really like Con Air and Lord of War.
Gone in 60 seconds is trash.

>>1008246
I like the one where he just decides to drink himself to death. That's what I'm doing but evidently not fast enough.

>>1008247
What about the moofie with the bees?

>>1008248
I'm not sticking my head in a beehive.

I had a tin of chickpeas, a 180g tin of tuna in olive oil, some frozen peas, and some cheddar cheese for lunch. All just thrown in a bowl and microwaved.

>>1008251
I'm having chigen schnitzel and chibs and gravy

I watched my first breen film last night and it blew me away.

>>1008255
>breen
sounds jewish

kinda want to go to hungry jack's or some place, just to be around people

A hard day fixing the neetmobile with 6-gauge electrical wiring so that the radios and gear in the front don't get a hueg voltage drop with the LFP battery in the back. I managed to loom the wiring through the walls, which ended up not being difficult, however crimping the lugs onto the 6G was a PITA.

Ran out of grog. Too embarrassed to go back.

>>1008255
What did they find?

>>1008255
>Fateful Findings is a 2012 American independent science fiction thriller film directed, written, produced, edited by, and starring Neil Breen,[1] who was also in charge of production design, set decoration, makeup, sound editing, catering, and casting.
kek

>>1008261
Are any more details about the catering available?

>>1008263
No, but it says his camera and audio gear was "prosumer" level, so catering was probably just Dolans

>>1008260
Corruption, national and international corruption.

>>1008259
They will be happy to see you again neet.

>>1008264
That wouldn't be too bad if it was fresh.

>>1008261
I'm going to guess that Breen and all of the cast are from a desktop RPG group. When I was stuck in Sydney, housemate was in one, and often hosted games, and I'd hear of them talking big about publishing Novels, Indie Films, and etc.
Gave me the shits bigtime.

Flossed. Had to get the tuna out from my teefs.

https://kick.com/2eggwhite he needs your help australia

sleepy

So in theory tomorrow we can watch HP and The Bullet Train Explosion.

>>1008272
she didn't assplode?

>>1008271
Goodnight.

might add webby to wikifeet

>>1008274
garn cobbee

>>1008268
I was in an rpg group for years, those nerds provided the only real life friends I've really had as an adult. I don't really want to do it again, but it was probably one of the better times in my life.

>>1008273
That's just one mystery we can witness unfolding on the ride to Hogwarts.

going to shit my guts out and then make a coffee before it is six pm.

My farts reek. Sorry.

I used to wedge possum between my sweaty arse cheeks to filter out the worst of the stench.

>>1008277
Thanks Wizzy.

might also have a piss when I shit. I'm sick of taking a shit and then needing to piss right after I've flushed and washed my hands.

>>1008284
lol

Got a coffee. I love a forbidden coffee at night.

>>1008284
my youtube recommendations again.

>>1008277
Didn't mean to worry you.. It's just one of many hobbys.

The groups I knew were basically the 'upper echelons of the convention' types, and members were known to only show up if certain grrrrl with big tiddy was also playing. Of course, they were very proudy Woke on social websights.

>>1008287
Captain Janeway loved them.

>>1008287
The NEETs do everything to get their 4am wake.

>>1008291
some neets don't sleep

>>1008292
Are they wicked?

>>1008292
It's what makes the service so reliable.

>>1008285
I always piss when I shit. Don't know why.

>>1008272
When? Non-Boong time please.

wanked catastrophe

>>1008291
night
see you in five hours

>>1008296
5am EDT, 9 UTC, 11 CEST, 12 MSK

>>1008295
I shit for so long I do a second wee

>>1008299
What is that in 00:00 am/pm in the morning/afternoon/evening/night time format?

On the Jim Beam double serves again. 3 left after this one

>>1008295
i do a shit or piss, clean up, stand up, pull up pants, walk about a metre.. and then have to piss again

>>1008303
I figured out I have to be patient with my shitting and pissing. I have to gently wank my weiner to get the piss out and wait for my shit to come out without forcing or else it doesn't feel finished.

>>1008295
I often find myself wanting to piss within a minute of bowel movement, I think it's some nervous system thing - I alway have irritable bowel syndrome.

>>1008304
I wonder if my bladder has a reserve tank.

>>1008299
Thank you.

>>1008307
Sure.

>>1008302
Drink em slow.

>>1008308
>belly fat has doubled
iktf

>(When someone insults him)His options are to set a boundary or hold space
Where does this come from?

Why the fuck can't I download books of archive.org when I did it like a week ago?

>>1008311
exponential growth here

>>1008313
Use https://annas-archive.pk

>>1008312
Just who are you quoting?

>>1008315
oh sweet, AA had a copy of a book as pdf that'd been searching years for, hoping one day it'd appear on the regular Computer Book archiving sites.
(Thomas Dwyer's 'BASIC and the Personal Computer', the first book I learned programming from.)

Wonder how many neets are in neet midnight club. I thought it was just me an sometimes another neet but it looks like there's a bunch of us.

>>1008320
As the Jaycar tranny follows you around the store

About to shame myself with another visit down to the shops for chocolate. Can I pick up something for you neets while there?

>>1008320
High NEET fashion.

>>1008322
Packet of burger rings please.

>>1008316
One of the voices in my head. Not a joke, it's really happening. I can't quite grasp if it's my right hemisphere pushing a thought into my frontal lobe so I don't know I made it. It's always made from words I know. But I know I didn't manually 'think' it. The thought thing just appears into the workbench of my mind.
Tried reading about schizophrenia and how it works and nobody knows. They just think more dopamine= more voices but it just isn't. I take heaps of dopamine drugs all the time and it makes it better, not worse.

???? oh well. it's got me fucked

>>1008322
Cherry ripe please.

>>1008319
I'll be in it tonight.

>>1008325
NEET it sounds like your goon level is dangerously low. Come in-store soon!

Worked a lot yesterday and today to make better moderation tools. Hopefully get something finished tomorrow

>>1008325
ChatGPT says

>So, the safest reading is: the author may be experiencing intrusive/alien-feeling inner speech or auditory-verbal hallucination-like symptoms, has partial insight, is self-researching schizophrenia, and may be using dopaminergic/stimulant substances in a risky way. It does not tell us they definitely have schizophrenia.

>If this is someone you know, the practical concern is whether the voices are distressing, getting worse, linked to drug binges or sleep loss, or telling them to harm themselves/others. NHS recommends urgent help for hallucinations, and emergency help if voices command harm, the person is very agitated, confused, not making sense, or symptoms are quickly worsening.

>>1008329
Was MonkAI assisting you?

>>1008329
Well done neet.

Most of the time I wake up after only about 5 hours sleep. It's been that way for over a decade. I think. This year I've learnt how to get back to sleep eventually, but it's still not great.

The TV show Murderbot is okay. Apart from cringe in the first episode it is overall okay so far.

Naked woman on tv right now

>>1008331
of course
>>1008332
thank you NEET

>>1008330
I don't know if this is an invitation to continue. It feels like someone else randomly interjects with a solution I didn't realise I asked for. It concusses me. If it's my brain or my mind, why can I not see it do it?

I'm not asking for help I just thought it was interesting that my brain is dual core somehow and maybe others would be interested.

Weber: how are teh Strongbow Lower Carb Apple Cider Cans?

>>1008325
I think schizophrenics it's more like a real auditory experience, like they think they actually hear someone talking.
Having a verbal narration in your head is normal. Knowing the voices in your head are just the products of your brain kinda tells that you aren't a schizo.
Mad people don't know they are mad.

Chocolate hit the spot, feeling much perkier now. It's fine in moderation.

>>1008337
My apologies. I should have pre-faced by post by saying that I wanted to provide it to you as information that may or may not assist you. I am a little worried about you NEET.

>>1008340
Then diet wagon tomorrow?

>>1008339
This was my understanding too - schizophrenics don't hear voices in their heads, they hear voices in their ears.

>>1008340
They look bouncy and well-shaped.

I hear farts in my arse.

>>1008338
I picked up a 10-pack of those for $20 a few weeks ago. A bit 'harder' than Somersby.
- not weber

>>1008345
NEET with the size of your arse everyone hears them.

>>1008339
Yes. I think the psychiatric definition of schizophrenic means one is consumed by it and becomes it and has no grip over the experience that is happening.
It doesn't necessarily explain why or how, just that the diagnosis means they haven't got control or a grip or a handle over that experience they labelled not-normal.

>>1008341
I've done research about the theories and found that mainstream science and medicine is severely limited basically across all sectors.

If it was to be a realistic theoretical model it is most likely that the two hemispheres of the brain (not literally) have cross chatter and a voice arises from the subconscious and into the awareness of the mind.

Some people, smart people even, have made them selves psychotic by delving too deep into their own mind or difficult concepts. Carl Jung and Nieztche both did that I believe.

>>1008346
>not weber
What if webby is some sort of world spanning obese neet hive mind like the weirwood trees in game of thrones and we're all connected and we're all webby?

>>1008346
>not weber
Only one NEET is destined to Live the Dream

sex with Lorenza Izzo

SEXO

Good night.

>>1008354
gn flying rat :)

probably gonna stay up late

1. You Are Your Own Problem and Solution

The book emphasizes that whatever is wrong with you, you assumed it in an effort to help others or fit in with society. You can give it up with similar effort. No one can heal you - only you can heal yourself. A professional auditor can help guide the process, but the work is yours.

2. Past Experiences Aren't as Valuable as You Think

Despite society's emphasis on "experience," recent, bright, curious minds accomplish more than people stuck in old experience. Your past is useful only for avoiding mistakes - not for determining your future.

3. Sympathy is a Trap

Seeking sympathy for your problems keeps them in place. Once you get sympathy, you unconsciously keep the problem active to maintain that sympathy. Breaking the sympathy cycle is essential to recovery.

4. The Ideal State Requires Cause, Not Effect

You're healthy to the degree you're cause (creating your life) and not effect (controlled by circumstances). Low-tone people are entirely effects of their environment. High-tone people control their environment.

5. Communication Lines Must Stay Open

Like organizations, individual minds stay healthy when communication is clear and open. Secrets, hidden thoughts, and unexpressed emotions clog the system and create problems.

>>1008356
probably gonna wake up in a few hours

I miss the good old days when I was a teenage high school dropout and stayed up all night using the internet and eating pizza and thinking it was all awesome.

garn shit my guts out again

>>1008359
Same except I also smoked weed, listened to music and read all sorts of books about magic and occultism and conspiracy theories and whatnot.

ripper a fantastic fart

>>1008362
You are the master farter.

>>1008334
I enjoyed the books.
I think I watched the TV series but I can't remember now.

>>1008354
Good night Pidge. xx

>>1008364
The tv show got better as the series progressed, will be interesting where they take season 2.

Shiban on ?? !

Finally actually reading a real physical book for what seems like the first time in years and actually enjoying it

might go on the george rr martin diet, he's made it to nearly 80

>>1008369
I hate that fat cunt.

>>1008369
There was a website called The Weight for Winter that used to post hilarious fictional stories about him and what he would eat.

12am soon

>>1008372
Thats rape time

>>1008372
just past midnight here now
I have some quiet sanding to do

awak

>>1008354
Night fella.
This is a more wholesome video than some others.

>>1008376
My theory is the Trump administration fucked up the pool on purpose so the public has something to chew on instead of the Iranian fiasco.

Any NEETs still up?

>>1008379
bum bum

>>1008345
>>1008379
Bum

>>1008381
Bum bum bum!!

>>1008383
You stole my mug

>>1008378
nice
i like it

Got up for a few swigs of coke and a glass of red cordial

>>1008380
>>1008381
>>1008382
Such deterioration of manners.

>>1008385
The free market fixed it.

>>1008389
Also his missus probably shids a lot and takes really long showers

>>1008338
Dunno. I only drink the hard ones.

>>1008390
That ain't the problem in Africa. The poo flows free, no flushing, and only handful of bathrooms on the whole continent.
As the Wakaliwood director said:
>this is Uganda, shit is everywhere

awake again, my fridge was making a noise, gonna get back to sleep

the panel filler is calling to me

>>1008364
If you haven't seen it is worth a watch.

>>1008371
kek

>>1008383
This Pepe is thriving

>>1008392
lol

He's right

This fella wasn't

Cruisey another earth quake notification in Japan

>>1008335
what was the context NEET?

It's falling out of me.

slept but it might not be eneough

>>1008404
It’s never enough

>>1008078
No. I needed to put on a singlet to keep warm this morning.

>>1008405
It's a sleep gape.

>>1008399
Is this a tranny? I can’t tell half the time now.

>>1008400
This one is

>>1008408
I am going to go with yes without reviewing further, sorry.

>>1008406
you just need a good blubber layer to keep you warm during winter

>>1008411
That was a beautiful moofie

This will also affect our gooners.

Strawby quik pint for breakfast

>>1008414
Anything for second breakfast?

>>1008415
considering a toastd sammiich somehwere

>>1008418
with his gps cant you read

Cruisey I wanna this playing on our road trip today
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pP-WlBEDdzo [Embed]

>>1008408
Tallulah Rose
PO Box 312 Willoughby NSW 2068

>>1008421
That's a man!

>>1008422
The surname is Ball lol

Time to get moving!

Good morning NEETs.

>>1008425
gm

>>1008425
GMN.

>>1008426
GMN.

>>1008425
gmn

>>1008425
my exact bedroom type

BoardNEET's hands are registered as lethal weapons.

>>1008376
funny stuff

want cruisey to give me a drive through an orange grove on a ride-on lawnmower while this plays
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5jyytimk3ZA [Embed]

>>1008374
You were very quiet neet I didn't hear a thing.

>>1008393
Hit it with a stick.

>>1008457
I was there for that. Sitting on the hill in my nappy sinking a tinny with Dad.

>>1008414
A good start to the day.

>>1008458
I thought that was you.

neets is there any comfort food you find helps you nap?

>>1008465
roast turkey will do it due to tryptofans
you might be able to research which foods contain them

Tryptophan even

>>1008465
Anything high in carbs does the trick.

I had the cheese sweats overnight.
Back of my neck all sweaty when I woke up even though it was about 6 degrees in my room.

Meowy test agayne