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Its more than a sport
Thank you good NEET

highly unorthodox thread

its one of those boring games where they just copy each other point for point

I was banned from playing football because I wouldn't let the players go when I tackled them to the ground and I would tackle them regardless if they had the ball or not.

>>1034222
Was this on yhe field

>>1034222
>I would tackle them regardless if they had the ball or not.
I used to do that. Would just push them over or punch them sometimes too.

Wtf my dog can dance ???

>>1034220
Catholic > Orthodox

>>1034223
On and off the field, I would follow them home and attack them again.

Westminster complained to Trinity after one match where I was on the bench eating a sausage roll and ran onto the field to punch an asian kid.

>>1034227
>attack them again
Rectally?

The coach was already salty about Motherbat buying me sausage rolls and killer pythons whenever I was benched

One parent tried getting me banned from soccer when I was 7 because I was taller than the other kids

>>1034230
Why would that matter to him?

>>1034232
I think he knew I didn't actually care for the sport, just liked hitting and kicking cunts and eating snosage rolls.

he was also one of those ooh rah esprit de corps you should be cheering on your team mates type cockhead

>>1034231
pretty gay for soccer
could understand it in some situations like that under 12's rugby team interstate that had the 5'10 280lbs samoan kid that was just destroying every other kid in sight

>>1034229
Its the easiest option, the mouth guard gets in the way when I go for the top hole.

>>1034233
He sounds like a poofter cunt

>>1034226
The modern yank pope is a bad arc

>>1034237
yeah
he also expected you to shake hands with the faggots on the other team at the end of the game no matter what was said or done

>>1034238
only good modern pope was the hitler youth one and he quit once he realised the vatican was top heavy with faggots and child molesters and unfixable

>>1034233
Hehe

Saw a bunch of roast chooks in the hot box of the takeaway store. And they were glistening.

>>1034230
God bless her

Hmm

Pope John Paul II: The head of the Catholic Church from 1978 to 2005. He was actually known as the "Pope of Youth" because he started World Youth Day and loved connecting with young people.
John Paul Young: The Australian disco pop star famous for singing "Love Is in the Air".
Paul Young: The English singer who sang "Love of the Common People" in 1983.

I want to root that blonde in a pant suit.

This is the only time I see tv ads.

>>1034223
kek

>>1034242
like my buttocks

>>1034225
You don't have a dog.

>>1034242
Packed stuffin, just asking for it.

Dealer dropped a half off in the letterbox.

>>1034250
By the time I'm hungry they'll have none left.

>>1034252
You need a murse insulator bag, with shoulder strap.

>>1034253
Exec fashion. Weber down the runway showing it off.

I went into a footy club room mid match once. The deep heat burnt my eyes and I could feel the humidity from their sweat.

>>1034254
It could have secondary sausage roll holders on the strap

>>1034256
kek. And sauce pouches.

>>1034205
I don't watch normie ball but what the fuck is this?

>>1034222
definitely bad home behaviour

it's all over for brisbane

DUDLEY

>>1034260
Maybe not
Baxk to 4 points

>>1034262
they need to get in the lead this quarter because next quarter the team in the lead will just start kicking the ball out of bounds every time they get it

>>1034260
silly post neet

>>1034263
And now they are

Oh. Now theyre not

>>1034264
u r

remember that year there was a draw and they had to come back next week

>>1034269
I think I was a few goonbags deep that day

>>1034268
it seems you may be right after all

>>1034271
I usually am right in all matters, but don't lose hope, noot

Need a big Brissy comeback. Stunt on these purple fools.

>>1034273
You want to hope they didn't smuggle NK across the border and unleash him on everybody in the MCG.

is there anything worse than a female commentator/interviewer

What youse garn have for dinner?

>>1034275
Watching footy in general

>>1034276
giraffe

>>1034277
touch-aye (it's french for well bantered)

>>1034239
That's white man behaviour, to do otherwise is to act like a brownoid

>>1034279
Please refrain from such language

>>1034280
so why did we have war crimes trials and keep POWs after hostilities ended?

>>1034282
Unrelated

>>1034275
Waking every morning chundering because your organs are failing.

>>1034283
contact sport is a kind of peace time war practice

>>1034285
No it's not

>>1034284
I chunder rectally

>>1034284
never experienced it despite drinking significant quantities most days
it's probably a sign of good european genetics to be able to handle your booze