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NEET General #692 - Cenno got paid Edition NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No. 705887
What is the first thing you NEETs buy when those cenno bux hit the bank account?

Old Thread: >>704889

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.705907 del

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.705908 del
Nothing in particular

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.705909 del
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NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.705910 del
Imagine getting raped by a dinosaur

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.705911 del
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NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.705912 del
>tfw gay

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.705913 del
russian caravan is where it's at

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.705914 del
There is no shame. The stigma is gone. Have a cuppa.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.705915 del
I spent $556 on protein powder.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.705916 del
Irish breakfast tea

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.705917 del
should have spent it on steak

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.705918 del
Big muscles?

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.705919 del
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.705920 del
captain baldy wank

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.705921 del

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.705922 del
Would only have been one tray.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.705923 del
what flavours?

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.705924 del

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.705925 del
what brand?

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.705926 del
That was shit.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.705927 del
who is he even talking to

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.705928 del
He's talking to all of us

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.705929 del

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.705930 del
sleep tight

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.705931 del
I knew you would say that. You would not let yourself enjoy it. That macho attitude and toxic masculinity.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.705932 del
Musashi 100% whey.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.705933 del
Last goon cup making me a bit woed
Got some decent kills in counter strike which is lifting the mood
Might try the nags again

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.705934 del
Going to do some cooking and make a plan for the next month or so.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.705935 del
Have you had it before?

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.705936 del

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.705937 del
>make a plan
Smart move NEET. Have some goals to work towards.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.705938 del
Does it taste nice or just do the job?

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.705939 del
It is very pleasant to drink. I just mix with water from the tap.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.705940 del
Cheers noot. My plan is all done. Going to do the cooking now.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.705941 del
I might buy some once I'm done with my current stuff.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.705942 del
i need to move away from this town but i doubt i can for at least another 6 months

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.705943 del
Six months is not that far off. Work on improving yourself while you wait.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.705944 del
I need to lose the last 10 kg before then

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.705945 del
You can do it NEET. Slow and steady wins the race.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.705946 del
How the c is pronounced? Liek k or ts or something else?

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.705947 del
Nevermind I found the answer.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.705948 del
Wonder if FIFOs on the darts

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.705949 del
The sen is like in "sense", the oh is like in "oh my god"

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.705950 del
What the fuck is it gonna take for this country to stand up for itself? Are we completely pacified?

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.705951 del
stand up for what? the country of my childhood doesn't exist anymore

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.705952 del
morning neetbros, I remember the good old days when I'd go out and buy a macca's breakfast the morning cennobux hit my account.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.705953 del
Doing a 💩

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.705954 del
just remembered i have some pixxa in the fridge

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.705956 del
Tan me hide when I'm dead, fred, tan me hide when I'm dead

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.705957 del
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NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.705958 del

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.705959 del
rolf actually died on the 10th or 11th and the state conspired with the family to cover it up so nobody could picket his funeral

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.705960 del
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Let me Abos go loose, Lou
Let me Abos go loose:
They're of no further use, Lou
So let me Abos go loose.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.705961 del
>I guess that while American teenagers are imitating blacks by sagging their pants, Australian teenagers are imitating Abos by huffing gas.
features the 'don't sniff petrol from a can' video

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.705962 del

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.705965 del
Morning NEET

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.705966 del
Supposed to be at the stinkersons in 10 minutes. Haven’t left home. Probably won’t

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.705967 del
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Cenno cut me off

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.705968 del
Birdseed and goldfish food mostly, their health is always the priority.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.705969 del
Goldfish could be food.

NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.705970 del
>tfw not boong'd

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.705971 del
Carp in general are bad eating; far too earthy and usually writhing with parasites, not to mention cyprinid herpes.

Besides, I paid a hell of a lot for these fancy Ryukins, and I love them like my children.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.705972 del
There's only one thing left to do neet and that is get a job

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.705973 del
Wearing brown face and whizzing my desk up and down

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.705974 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.705975 del
Spicy nuggers are back

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.705976 del
Good morning NEETs.
When I wake up my back is so sore I can barely lift my legs to put my pants on.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.705977 del
Been outside burning some old reciepts and stuff, I can see why firebugs start fires as it was rather enjoyable.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.705978 del
Backyard fires are very common in this bad home area I live in. The more shopping trolleys they have in the front yard the bigger the fire they will build in the backyard.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.705979 del
I do have a casual job thats why they cut me off.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.705980 del
You are a wagie m8.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.705981 del
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>you are a wagie
How is it then, that I bury men.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.705982 del
the base of my penis is itchy

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.705983 del
Woke up at noon. Already feel tired.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.705984 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.705985 del
My VPN says Sydney. Maybe Endchan knows something we don't about that place.
Time to do the needful.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.705986 del
bloody fuck you bastard bitch!

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.705987 del
Cooking a chicken thigh.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.705988 del
Got a feeling that the spicy nuggo NEET is FIFO.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.705989 del
it's all ogre...

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.705990 del
Sciatica is a cunt.
My dad used to do a 20-30 min stretch routine before and after going to bed.
It's the only thing that helps, even more so than cortisone.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.705991 del
is there a movie tonight?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.705992 del
i gave 20 cents to a boong named malcolm when i was in high school

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.705993 del
not domesticating boongs to be a race of circus entertainment tier people was a missed opportunity

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.705994 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.705995 del
that neet speaks the truth

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.705996 del
He spoke a wrong

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.705997 del
I'm going to tickle you until you vomit.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.705998 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.705999 del
The bacteria from Possum's farts make the best yogurt.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.706000 del
I hope he didn't waste it on goon.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.706001 del
He bought a can of coke.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.706002 del
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We'll be watching Zodiac (2007) tonight at 7pm AEDT. I haven't seen it myself but it's about a serial killer and directed by David Fincher, so I suspect it's gonna be dark and scary.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.706003 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.706004 del
No NEET has promised to watch it with me yet.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.706005 del
I can and will blame Jews for all of my problems.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.706006 del
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addendum...tomorrow is Towel Day, and we'll be watching the first episode of Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy to mark it. Then on Saturday we'll be watching The Mauritian(2021) and on Sunday The Social Network(2010).

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.706007 del
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NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.706008 del
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And I suppose we'll have to finish the second half of John Wick 4, that'll have to be Friday.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.706009 del
Watching a movie broken up over several days is giving me high school flashbacks.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.706010 del
My new executive mixing bowl was delivered. I also bought a granite mortar and pestle and a folding steak knife.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.706011 del
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I already seen that one this sarurday with Jason Bourne and hes stuck on Mars. Spoiler:
the mother ship comes back for him and he escapes but he's heaps skinny.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.706012 del
That's my Pepe NFT!

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.706013 del
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NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.706014 del
Would you eat your leg if you had to have it amputated for some reason?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.706015 del
Don't be disgusting.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.706016 del
> granite mortar and pestle
I have one as well, they come in handy.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.706017 del
No, it would be full of fat and gristle.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.706018 del
It's a genuine question, get off your high horse.
That's true, especially for some NEETs here.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.706019 del
I must confess that I do more buying of fancy kitchen equipment than actually using it.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.706020 del
My fanciest bit of kitchen equipment is an electric grater.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.706021 del
Why is it always in your bedroom?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.706022 del
Cleans my heels up real nice. That's how I make my parmesan.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.706023 del
I'm starting my warlock apprenticeship in July.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.706024 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.706025 del
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My mini scale turned up.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.706026 del
You will make a good warlock neet.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.706027 del
What are you going to weigh first?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.706028 del
Very nice.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.706029 del
There's so many things he can weigh with that bad boy.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.706030 del
They need to weigh me on the scale they use for car parts.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.706031 del
Big unit.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.706032 del
We should start a pirate crew and ride Chinese fentanyl ships.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.706033 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.706034 del
Does camomile soothe bums?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.706035 del
They created society.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.706036 del
>final episode
Who comes up with these ideas?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.706038 del
Mixy is a dirty whore.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.706039 del
What is this plan?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.706040 del
How would it be cooked?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.706041 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.706042 del
I leave that up for the NEETs to decide, it's their leg after all.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.706043 del
Your picture didn't load.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.706044 del
Then it's a no.
I'll only have it if Mongaro sears it with tallow over apple wood, then slow cooks it in a red wine jus with sweet potato and purple carrots, then put in pies.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.706045 del
I got drunk. Now I don't need to get drunk and pleasanter. Now the time goes by where I do nothing before needing to get drunk again. Should eat something.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.706046 del
Have another drink or three with whatever you end up eating.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.706047 del
There is no plan.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.706048 del
I might watch a non-English language movie.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.706049 del
That's a good plan.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.706050 del
Hit with a strong feeling of sadness.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.706051 del
Had some pasta with a skull
That pasta cost
Half an onion ( I'll waste the other half)
A quarter of the sliced mushrooms (planned on making stroganoff, even got the sauce but butcher didn't have strips - half the mushrooms were meant for that.)
A can of tomatoes (should've used the heirloom looking tomatoes but couldn't be fucked boiling and cutting skin off)
300gm mince from the butcher (was watery and oily- also got two Angus beef patties (big ones) and two rosemary and garlic lamb chops.
Cooking spaghetti bog cost like 50 bucks. Cheaper and easier to get a pub meal.
Put the leftovers in packs in the fridge, which is what I just ate. Pasta has gone a bit hard.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.706052 del
shut up idiots

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.706053 del
What did you get it for?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.706054 del
Food is gay. I'm going to have another goon.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.706055 del
That's a good plan.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.706056 del
To complete my inventory.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.706057 del
An astounding post.
I'm going to post even louder now.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.706058 del
An astounding post

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.706059 del
30kg rice.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.706060 del
One plateful please.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.706061 del
I'm going to roll you into the piss ditch.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.706062 del
Going to sleep.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.706063 del
Purchased a device for testing something. Helpful Pajeet posted me a PCB and a bag of components and some instructions written in sanskrit. Nowhere was it stated it was a kit.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.706064 del
19 acquired. Snuck into the neet lair in a green coles bag via the garage.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.706065 del
>Snuck in
just tell them to fuck off

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.706066 del
Wish I was a bondi lifeguard who could pick up hot european chicks

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.706067 del
fags and trannies probably pretend to drown every day just to have the life guards touch them

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.706068 del
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Can any other NEETs relate to this meme? Are you secretive for no reason?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.706069 del
Yeah. It wasn't because of punishment or abuse though, it was more through feeling embarrassed or shamed over stupid shit.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.706070 del
Funny Pooman.

It's what you need!

Good luck NEET.

>Might try the nags again
I keep thinking these are that sniff laughing gas.

Your post reminds me of this article
>ASIO warns neo-nazi groups are seeking to recruit more members
>>Right-wing terror threats make up roughly 30 per cent of ASIO's current counter-terror caseload, as the head of the agency warns they are growing in prominence to try and recruit more members.

The interesting part was near the end:
>>"And the reason we are where we are is those (listed) groups have actually pushed and advocated for acts of terrorism, where other groups are sadly smarter and don't do that publicly.
>>"Because that's what the law, as it currently stands, requires them to do."

One of his songs about a girl was very creepy.


Good home behaviour.

Stan Grant?

> The more shopping trolleys they have in the front yard the bigger the fire they will build in the backyard.
Kind of like Tetras for mongs.

>My VPN says Sydney
Did you see the Indian Prime Minster yesterday?

I have not seen it either.

Good. I have been thinking a little bit about it today.


Mint it!

Neat set.

He did the needful.

You need set up a goon budget tracker.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.706071 del
and now it gets brought up whenever I do mention something I had already done. Like getting the other car. "You've always been secretive".

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.706072 del
Good catch-up.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.706073 del
Mummybot got very angry with me once because at the shops she bumped into one of my teachers from school and they told her she must be very proud of me for winning an award and she didn't know what they were talking about since I hadn't told her about it.
She was angry about being embarrassed but she never considered why I didn't like to tell her anything going on in my life. She just tried to abuse me into being more open with her (it didn't work).

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.706074 del

Can you please put The Simpsons S11 E22 Behind the laughter on rotation sometime ?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.706075 del
Isn't there an older version?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.706076 del
Well tower posted.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.706077 del
Yeah, have to download it first.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.706078 del
No idea, the copy on the server is the director's cut.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.706079 del
Thank you.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.706080 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.706081 del
Something is wrong with my vision. Like theres a hair on my eyeball or something but I can't feel anything unusual

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.706082 del
You get tunnel vision?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.706083 del
First thing you should do is don't rub it just incase there is something in your eye.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.706084 del
maybe you should go see a doctor/optometrist

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.706085 del
Yeah, I guess that would explain it.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.706086 del
Yeah but I'm also in a dark room infront of a screen

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.706087 del
Putting off something I need to do.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.706088 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.706089 del
Gonna be harder to diagnose it then.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.706090 del
I saw a nugget on the train yesterday and was disgusted.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.706091 del
Any flashes of light or floaters?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.706092 del
A gold one?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.706093 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.706094 del
I am searching for that special girl to be the half-empty opened packet of hunny mussy dipping sauce to my room-temperature discarded nugget.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.706095 del
I'm concerned that this neets vision problems are related to his alcoholism

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.706096 del
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we will show the incredible hulk, iron man and donnie darko in Zodiac (2007). Half an hour before that, in 30 minutes time, we will watch some reviews on Indiana Jones and The Dial Of Destiny and Rings Of Power by an angry scottish youtuber so we don't have to actually watch the movies/tv shows aforementioned. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.706097 del
>so we don't have to actually watch the movies/tv shows aforementioned.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.706098 del
I think I've seen it. It scared me. There was a scene in a basement in particular. I am not brave enough to watch it again.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.706099 del
stupid heckin bitch put pease and carrots in my schnitzel pack

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.706100 del
>angry scottish youtuber
Critical drinker? I like his reviews.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.706101 del
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two of those moofies are jew propaganda for adolescent goyim and as such I wont attend if you are planning to play them as a matinee. I doubt you have time because they are over an hour each. I really dont understand your plan here.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.706102 del
they're good for you.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.706103 del
ate around them and chucked it in the bin

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.706104 del
reading comprehension racist

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.706105 del
NEET he means the actors who played the title characters in those movies will be in the movie we are watching tonight.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.706106 del
I'm going to tell my Swedish Jehovah's Witness friend that I'm converting to Islam.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.706107 del
My vision has cleared up.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.706108 del
What do you see?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.706109 del
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Are they jewish?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.706110 del
This post represents the average intelligence of this board. I'm below that

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.706111 del
Everyone in Hollywood is Jewish.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.706112 del
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NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.706113 del
Well image bantered. Well Dan'd.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.706114 del
Going to drop a massive shit.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.706115 del
It's a standard, low effort post.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.706116 del

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NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.706119 del
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NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.706120 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.706121 del
bussy blast

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.706122 del
Playing Empire: Total War as the Pajeets. Surprisingly good.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.706123 del
he should have done a rape on her or at least got her boobies out

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.706124 del
Can neets recommend a good relaxation exercise video on youtube?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.706125 del
Try the late night group therapy video by NK.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.706126 del
Weber and I played correspondence chess once.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.706127 del
I keep feeling sick. I suspect my red kidney beans were a bit undercooked.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.706128 del
Anti-nutrients. They are poison.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.706129 del
Could a cup of goon neutralise it for him?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.706130 del
Possum dumped some cigarette ash out of a coffee mug and then used it to drink goon once.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.706131 del
I would think so yes.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.706132 del
Did the goon neutralise the cigarette ash?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.706133 del
Haven't even started on the goon. Feels like I've been up for ages but I didn't get up until 1pm. Woe.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.706134 del
Missed the start of the movie.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.706135 del
> even started on the goon.
Might as well keep it for tomorrow, go to bed and listen to the radio.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.706136 del
Cum so hard

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.706137 del
Just one to make sure its okay.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.706138 del
Pretty sure its the beans. I feel all bloated.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.706139 del
On the border security youtubes

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.706140 del
Bean gas.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.706141 del
Might try reading some books about esotericism again.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.706142 del
What can I do to fix it? I still have several days of slop in the fridge.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.706144 del
wish i had a cute chinese customs officer gf

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.706145 del
With enough mental illness I'm sure you could create one in your mind.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.706146 del
I've considered going to a psych again. I'm hesitant to be open about things, in case I get committed or they don't take me seriously. I'm not going to take antidepressants, either, they were a contributing factor to my lost years. Although I do fully admit I was the biggest factor to those lost years in the first place.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.706147 del
Do it NEET. Just don't tell them you are suicidal and they will not commit you.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.706148 del
I went in the past and holding back kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing in my opinion. The suicidal thoughts aren't the only thing I'm worried will get me committed, I'm not a harm to others though. I think a stiff upper lip will do just fine. I need to stop posting this shit on here and bothering you lot.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.706149 del
There was barely any.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.706150 del
> need to stop posting this shit on here and bothering you lot.
keep posting neet, it's better to post here than have no one.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.706151 del
I think I will throw out the slop tomorrow. I will have to go shopping again tomorrow to make more. Woe.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.706152 del
Get meat.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.706153 del
I'm going to cook a bunch of chicken thighs tomorrow.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.706154 del
Have a good day Neets!
From a US Neet.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.706155 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.706156 del
Yeah, going to season them, fry them up and have them with steamed veggies.
Have a good day.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.706157 del
I just keep farting. Woe, these beans.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.706158 del
Farting is a good thing, it's purifying your soul.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.706159 del
couchbed time
have to get up at 4

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.706160 del
Good night.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.706161 del
Ate a lot, would feel uncomfortable laying in bed.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.706162 del
i feel uncomfortable laying down because of the breast cancer but i need to sleep

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.706163 del
>breast cancer
Are you talking shit or did I miss something? Can you elaborate?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.706164 del
It might be hypochondriac NEET again. He thinks he's got everything.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.706166 del
Out of goon but I have a six pack of replacement 50 lashes in the car that I got from Dans to put in the linen press.

Mummybot has been asking me to contact the local hospital to get put on some kind of mental health plan again. I didn't say anything because, naturally, mental health issues aren't real and divulging that kind of information to a government agency is problematic at best.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.706167 del
You need to do something King. How are you going to get out of this mess?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.706168 del
I will come to a realisation of my own dignity and get a job as, and when, its best suited to me xx

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.706169 del
>mental health issues aren't real
Based retard.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.706170 del
t. pill muncher

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.706171 del
Have a wank

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.706172 del
Who does this slut think he is?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.706173 del
Send me one of your jungle bunnies

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.706174 del
Nice deflection.
Thinks he's not mentally unwell.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.706175 del
His plug fell out in Dan's. Everyone saw.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.706176 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.706177 del
Go to church

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.706178 del
Spey river whisky is not good.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.706179 del
Tip it down the sink.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.706180 del
Finish it off.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.706181 del
Feel really sick. Done next to nothing today. Think I might vomit. The beans are destroying me.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.706182 del
i am a sentient biomass

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.706183 del
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.706184 del
Have a purge.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.706185 del
NEET purge!

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.706186 del
Last time I got like this I started vomiting and felt better straight away. I don't feel that bad this time so I don't reckon I'll get to that stage. Having some goon. Hopefully it doesn't fuck me up too much.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.706187 del
Once again I am looking at defence jobs

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.706188 del
Three choofs and a standard

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.706189 del
A good vomit now and then is nice

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.706190 del

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NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.706192 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.706193 del
No options left

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.706194 del
I'm sure there's better options than joining the military, don't fight for bankers.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.706195 del
It takes ages to get in and they try to avoid people who are desperate.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.706196 del
beers acquired, lets go shitlords

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.706197 del
High speed monk killed an old gook lady and had WomboSec remotely delete the video evidence once.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.706198 del
Linen Press Monk. End stage.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.706199 del
Maybe monk will marry the tranny?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.706200 del

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.706201 del
big gay

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.706202 del
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NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.706203 del
Cruisey will have a deaf child

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.706204 del
Why would that be the case?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.706205 del
Going to bed now. Need to use tomorrow to make up for my laziness today.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.706206 del
me and cruisey joining the french foreign legion

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.706207 del
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You need to be able to do at least 4 pullups.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.706208 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.706209 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.706210 del
>I will come to a realisation of my own dignity
>and get a job as, and when, its best suited to me xx
Extremely do-able.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.706211 del
morning neetbros

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.706212 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.706213 del
Chad Monk >> Shed Monk >> Fat Elvis Monk >> End Stage Monk >> High Speed Monk Holy Monk

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.706214 del
Good morning kittens

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.706215 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.706216 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.706217 del
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Good morning, nice brisk -6 here this morning, pipes don't freeze until -8 so still got to have a shower.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.706218 del
Nice Kot.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.706219 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.706220 del
Are you in Tasmania?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:52 [Preview] No.706221 del
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Morning NEETs,
I'm going to start today by visiting every Salvos near me to look for a very nice set of drawers to rip apart and turn into a big-ass bird cage for my doves, because they are adorable and nice and they deserve it.
Wish me luck lol.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:52 [Preview] No.706222 del
tina turner and taser granny dieded

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.706223 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.706224 del
Turned over.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.706225 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.706226 del
Cool. Although I think any frame with some chicken wire would do.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.706227 del
Barnaby land.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.706228 del
Good luck.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:02 [Preview] No.706229 del
Need to be at wage in thurdy min.
No coffee or poo yet.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.706230 del
>No coffee or poo yet.
Do it on route.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.706231 del
Stale klingons
Might pluck my bumhole

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.706232 del
Oh, no, it absolutely would.
I just want it to look nice and to fit in with my desk and bookshelf.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.706233 del
Are the doves pets or do they serve another purpose?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.706234 del
>Might pluck my bumhole
Plucked bussy.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.706235 del
They're my pets.
Personally I don't like the idea of eating any other type of bird besides chicken, duck, turkey or pheasant.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.706236 del
Exactly how I pictured them.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.706237 del
>besides chicken,
RIP Helen.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.706238 del
He should put some paper towel down first.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.706239 del
Peanut butter and cinnamon porridge, two mandarins and a cup of black coffee for breakfast.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.706240 del
Are you going to keep them inside with you?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.706241 del
It's a bit too cold for them outside at the moment, and besides, who would give them cuddles and millet everyday if they were?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.706242 del
Be better to put it outside, they're not very clean animals

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.706243 del
How many would be enough?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.706244 del
Bird Flu: Strong NEET strain.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.706245 del

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They're a lot cleaner than both dogs and cats, and I don't have an outside aviary.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.706247 del
*cough cough*

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.706248 del

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.706249 del
Fact. Very true.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:35 [Preview] No.706250 del
How many doves do you have neet?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.706251 del
I got two, a bonded pair, named Uncle B and Abigail respectively.
Uncle B likes sitting on my bookshelf and Abi likes chilling out with my canary, Serin.
They're both pure-white barbary doves, and I love them both very much.

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Fresh Olive. She was on vacation.

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.706253 del
You will if you put it outside.
Why are your animals dirty?

NEET 05/24/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.706254 del
Dence gurnzo. Like dry clay.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.706255 del
No post neets

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.706256 del
Anxiety continues to plague me, and I suspect I have high blood pressure.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.706257 del
Not hungry but could eat.
Zinga burga i think

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.706258 del
Garn slurp those wings dry.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.706259 del
Not going to even concern myself with the grease and spillage until after the ingestion.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.706260 del
That sounds nice NEET.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.706261 del
You need to get some leeches.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.706262 del
And some chips.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 02:13 [Preview] No.706263 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.706264 del
Get an executive bip. Problem solved.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.706265 del
got a large double quarter pounder meal and 10 spicy nuggers for lunch

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.706266 del
/webby/ approved meal?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.706267 del
I suspect my racing heartbeat and head pressure may be diet related. It vanished after a coke and chocolate bar.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.706268 del
The body got what it needed!

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.706269 del
the spicy nuggers were spicy, but not particularly interesting or worth getting again

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.706270 del
You should be given a medical degree and allowed to practice as a doctor.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.706271 del
energy drinks and chocolate bars should be on the PBS

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.706272 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.706273 del
Possum after he has bullied Weber within an inch of his life on line

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.706274 del
dumb bitch

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.706275 del
She's my favourite alcoholic after Monk

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.706276 del
I am going to miss him.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.706277 del
God, look at the womb mound.
I love the office worker look. Probably some Freudian shit due to my mummybot but all the same.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.706278 del
Washing on. Had a shave. Going to cut my hair. Working away on stuff.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.706279 del
No, office attire can be hot as hell. Probably because they don't have all their bits on display.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.706280 del
Thinking we might play The Hebrew Hammer sometime to satisfy cruisey's craving for jewish humour.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.706281 del
Complex stuff?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.706282 del
>womb mound.
Its a dad bod.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.706283 del
fuck off

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.706284 del
Got a family potato and gravy. Needed 6 serviettes.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.706285 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.706286 del
Four more and you could have one for each finger.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.706287 del
Chunky chortler

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.706288 del
Thumbs arent fingers.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.706289 del
>Needed 6 serviettes.
You'll need 6 chux later.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.706290 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.706291 del
It was only a family feast.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.706292 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.706293 del
Looking good NEET.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.706294 del
Goon and maccas acquired. Robbing peter to pay paul

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.706295 del
End stage lifestyle.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.706296 del
need to go get some wine and then put the car away and then take my pants off and do a poo

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.706297 del
My protein powder arrived. Three boxes. 20kg.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.706298 del
I have started reading Rendezvous with Rama by Arthur C. Clarke.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.706299 del
Please make sure you do this in the correct order.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.706300 del
I enjoyed the series.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.706301 del
protein NEET

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.706302 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zt6LYXj4skM [Embed]

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.706303 del
listening to mf doom and having a bit of a sob

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.706304 del
Bad start to the day. Was looking at my body in the mirror this morning. I was thinking I have very nice shoulders but my physique is sort of ruined by my wide hips.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.706305 del
Christ, the flags on this site are fucked.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.706306 del
>having a bit of a sob
Let it all out NEET.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.706307 del
I think I did it right

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.706308 del
Poo is bigger than expected

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.706309 del
Livin' off borrowed time, the clock tick faster

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.706310 del
Wide hips will be good for child birth.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.706311 del
OP rum has been opened. Time for daddy's medicine.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.706312 del
Old pajeet proverb?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.706313 del
No, but I haven't had breakfast or lunch for the previous three days. Today was the first day for a lunch.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.706314 del
cold, wet, and gloomy in radelaide

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.706315 del
>A Coonawarra cabernet sauvignon named for the founder of the famed wine region - John Riddoch - has been declared the best in the world at the prestigious International Wine Challenge.
>Paragon Wine Estates’ Riddoch The Pastoralist from the 2021 vintage topped wines from 20 other countries to take out the highest honour for that varietal
>Australia had a strong showing overall at the IWC with 62 gold medals, 250 silvers and 199 bronzes, placing second only to France, which picked up 70 gold medals.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.706316 del
Get a fire going in the front yard and stay warm.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.706317 del
My anger at Big Fella's wine comments keep me warm

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.706318 del
Don't be so harsh towards him, remember all they drink over there is fermented onions and potatoes.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.706319 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cs4RG9u8IVU [Embed]

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.706320 del
>my wide hips

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.706321 del
We need something like this for some NEETs

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.706322 del
I look forward to hearing about your journey.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.706323 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.706324 del
Six chuxs?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.706325 del
>We have referred your application to the Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission (ACIC)

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.706326 del
Snooping job?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.706327 del
no, somehow my ndis worker check has gone that way

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.706328 del
You must have whizzed the desks too much.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.706329 del
Could it have been that early morning visit a few years back?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.706330 del
I already had to get a national police clearance certificate for the cheese grater cunts, so I don't know why they're getting this lot involved. I thought they dealt with organised crime and drug syndicates and shit.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.706331 del
Can't be too careful.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.706332 del
Do you think the ideal of the Australian home with a big backyard is inherently detrimental to the socialisation of kids, in comparison to the kind of medium to high density apartment style urban development of say, Athens? Would children benefit more from high density housing because it practically forces them out onto the street to meet and play with other kids? Disregard their addiction to tiktok and computer games, imagine its 2003.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.706333 del
the late night visit, yeah, could be
although it didn't rate a mention with the other clearance

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.706334 del
No. Kids in housing estates and high rise turn into little criminal pieces of shit.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.706335 del
>Disregard their addiction to tiktok and computer games,
Sounds do-able.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.706336 del
Wrong post >>706332

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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.706338 del
Technically you have a right to request the information about the reasons if you chose to make a Freedom of Information Request. You would get the black lines and pages, but something would have to listed at the reason.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.706339 del
Only because the high rises exist largely in low-density areas with nothing to do. Not the case in Asia for example

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.706340 del
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Wonderful Sirs.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.706341 del
I'm sure they'd probably state a reason in general terms if you were rejected, but I'm sure the 4 letter agencies are immune to FOI requests.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.706343 del
Looking at Dolphins vs. Illawarra

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.706344 del
True, but the employer who made the request would not be unless they have outsourced it and you have agreed to it.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.706345 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.706346 del
Monk's Monstrous, Magnificent Multi

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.706347 del
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Garn acquire new shoes.
I slipped at last weeks meeting.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.706348 del
tfw no cousins

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.706349 del
The employer just gets a Yes/No from the state government department that organises the check.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.706350 del
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Looking good, we'll be right behind you.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.706351 del
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Don't forget NEETs

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.706352 del
wish i knew how to fish and ride a motorbike and had cousins i could hang out with and get to know their girlfriends and go out to family dinners or whatever things normal people do
wish i wasn't a weird mentally ill internet person

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.706353 del
would be good, hey
not cousins specifically, but people to be social with who aren't 20 or 30 years older than me

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.706354 del
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Ok neets, today is May 25th, aka Towel Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day and to mark the occasion we're going to be showing the first episode of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, which follows the misadventures of the last surviving man, Arthur Dent, following the demolition of the Earth by a Vogon constructor fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Dent is rescued from Earth's destruction by Ford Prefect—a human-like alien writer for the eccentric, electronic travel guide The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Starts in 1 hour. 10 minutes before that we'll be playing some music. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.706355 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.706356 del
Lots of heavy rain here up north of Adelaide.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.706357 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.706358 del
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Get in here neets, and don't forget your towel: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.706359 del
not watching that gay reddit shit

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.706360 del
Awful British humour.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.706361 del
Nice cock bro.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.706362 del
carn dolphins

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.706363 del
I will when tomorrow rolls around.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.706364 del
Big investment?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.706365 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.706366 del
Feel awful today. I've felt awful for the last week or so. I don't know why. I just keep feeling tired, needing massive amounts of sleep. I can't think properly, I'm anxious, no motivation.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.706367 del
I've been going on lots of late night walks. All the thinking makes me sadder in some ways but makes me feel better in others. Sadder but more content I guess.
I am wondering if there is some mineral deficiency or something.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.706368 del
Hang in there NEET. It will pass.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.706369 del
15,854 steps today.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.706370 del
Good job NEET.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.706371 del
you have achieved neetvarna

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.706372 del
Two weeks until I'm a NEET again.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.706373 del
Big payout?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.706374 del
Might need to get on the defencejobs.gov mate


NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.706375 del
You'll never be accepted by the defence force.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.706376 del
Internet running poorly.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.706377 del
well done

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.706378 del
Smack Pajeet up the side of the head.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.706379 del
If only we could.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.706380 del
Ok lardass

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.706381 del
I don't reckon he will either.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.706382 del
Seethe and cope, LARPer.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.706383 del
ProjectionistNEET does a good job multiple times a week and more of you shitcunts should show up instead of moping about on the board.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.706384 del
NEETs playing army men together.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.706385 del
maybe he should play good movies for once

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.706386 del
Calm down.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.706387 del
The mental issues will be what keeps you out mate. They want turbo-normies for the most part. I did really well on the aptitude test, the health evaluation, the PFA, and the formal interview (as I had memorised the names of heaps of ships and bases in the RAN). It was the psych evaluation that fucked it all up for me. I was fucking gutted. Especially because my grannybot was so proud of me for applying and then I had to disappoint her by telling her.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.706388 del
I doubt he could pass any of the tests.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.706389 del
Neets sometimes have other things to do mate.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.706390 del
He could join the special forces.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.706391 del
He'd make a good commando. The gook ladies say he can slip in and out undetected in under 20 seconds.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.706392 del
How's the footy been this season?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.706393 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.706394 del
Yeah I know. They will see my history of mongery and incompetence, but I do wonder what it takes, if they take women and boongs into the force but not me. I wonder if they have catalogued my /ausneets/ posts, that would be awkward to discuss in a recruitment session

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.706395 del
I might watch a movie.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.706396 del
Why the fuck would you even want to serve in the modern ADF?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.706397 del
They also don't want 30 year olds.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.706398 del
I was looking at army intelligence analyst. You need to be autistic about maps and countries and they offer a language program

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.706399 del
I don't know how to break it to you.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.706400 del
Why any white man would want to serve in any Western defence force now is beyond me.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.706401 del
Considering a run.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.706402 del
Shabbos goy.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.706403 del
I prefer to fight my wars on a different plane of existence.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.706404 del
I'm not at all. Why would I want to serve a country that has actively worked against my best interests for the last 50 years?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.706405 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.706406 del
I'm calling the ones that actually want to serve the Shabbos goys.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.706407 del
Ah fair enough.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.706408 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.706409 del
I'd give one of you my desktop if I could. Going to cut down my belongings so it's just my bed, laptop bedtop, clothes, toiletries and bag to put everything in.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.706410 del
What purpose does that serve, NEET?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.706411 del
I don't need the useless crap I still have.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.706412 del
Going to eventually move to one of the crapital cities and get established there.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.706413 del
Skill set. Seen those articles that say ADF guys are all right-wing nazis? How will you join the resistance with no martial ability?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.706414 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.706415 del
I can probably outshoot your average infantry joe. In fact I know I can, based on the ones that visit the club occasionally talking about their service and then mysteriously can't hit shit.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.706416 del
Not doubting that but lets not pretend civilians who read the anarchist cookbook are equally as capable as ex-infantry mongs

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.706417 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.706418 del
That sucks neet.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.706419 del
Then what do you use when the laptop shits itself.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.706420 del
My phone until I get my laptop replaced. The desktop was a waste of money and is now a waste of space.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.706421 del
I might get a thinkpad and stop revolving my lifestyle around sitting at a desk

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.706422 del
Out of goon at 9:30pm

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.706423 del
Buy some more.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.706424 del
Everything is shut

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.706425 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.706426 del
Break in.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.706427 del
is gordon freeman jewish?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.706428 del
I won my bet

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.706429 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.706430 del
Jesus Christ, this sounds just like me.
>Significant improvement in the symptoms of personality disorders is possible, with the help of treatment and individual effort.[35]
How can I go see a psychologist? Do I just go see a GP and have them book it? I have a health care card thing.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.706431 del
I'm familiar with this, but I think schizoid describes me better.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.706432 del
Yes you literally describe some symptoms to your local indian and he refers (prescribes) one of his mates on the books
Everyone gets rich and you get some goy pills to numb your emotional state

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.706433 del
>Significant improvement in the symptoms of personality disorders is possible
This is a lie they tell so you don't despair.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.706434 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:54 [Preview] No.706435 del
Disorders aren't real. The human condition was once dealt with by the family and community

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.706436 del
Trying to figure out which neet is avoidant. Most neets aren't caring enough about other people to qualify as avoidant.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.706437 del
Most mongs here are too stupid for empathy.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.706438 del
Not you though, you're normal I'm sure

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.706439 del
I never claimed to be.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.706440 del
ArmyNEET should volunteer for the Russian army.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.706441 del
Have a blessed day, Neets!
From US Neet.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.706442 del
Have a good day.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.706443 del
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Anyone else doing the Monopoloy prize thing? Lol. I just scanned 3 receipts I'd been saving.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.706444 del
>the family
They're the cause of the disorders.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.706445 del
Reddit is saying the prizes are shit and most prizes now are just discounts or offers, not free stuff.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.706446 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.706447 del
Glass of milk before bed.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.706448 del
That stuff comes from cows.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.706450 del
couchbed time

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.706451 del
You are not using old.reddit. I have lost some respect for you.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.706452 del
You're a sharp one, you should join army intelligence.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.706453 del
Good night.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.706454 del
I want to see how these fags understand the web

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.706455 del
couchbed photo time?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.706456 del
thanks good night to you too

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.706457 del
erotic couchbed photo shoot.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.706458 del
The couchbed was a dream once

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.706459 del
Stop talking dirty about couchbed

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.706460 del
They aren't taking volunteers and I don't think the hohols want you unless you have prior training. He should enlist in the AboWaffen instead and take the fight to the white dog cunts instead.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.706461 del
I thought avoidants got hooked up on other people?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.706462 del
I actually prefer the new reddit.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.706463 del
I read that imgur is going to delete most of the images they are currently hosting. Only images posted from accounts will be kept.
Most reddit image links will become dead. All the porn, gone.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.706464 del
Image you are

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.706465 del
Bad home idiots out in the rain on their dirt bikes

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.706466 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.706467 del
They seem more active right after rain. I think the mud must add something to the dirtbiking experience for them.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.706468 del
dirt bike chads revving and tearing up the hood while beta male neets seethe online

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.706469 del
Its true.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.706470 del
Maybe the rain dampens the sound of the two strokes enough that it is easier to get away. Reduced visibility as well. Could also just be that cops are less likely to pursue in these conditions due to safety concerns.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.706471 del
I don't think they care about the cops at all.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.706472 del
Probably the mud then.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.706473 del
I think these dirt bike riders are also involved in stealing other peoples dirt bikes. Complex rings of stealing and reselling. Bad homes to the core.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.706474 del
Only a good home pussy would whinge so much about a bloke going for a ride

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.706475 del
You have good home envy.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.706476 del
Cruisey used a homemade firearm to assassinate a former Japanese prime minster once

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.706477 del
He is too lazy to do something like that.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.706478 del
Where I lived in NSW years ago, the local kids would steal fuel just to go out riding. They'd break into peoples' sheds (they always had fuel for chainsaws for firewood) and nick it. A local scotsman got fed up with them and mixed up some sabotaged fuel that he then left out for them. I don't remember what it was, it wasn't as simple as sugar in the engine. He was a mechanic by trade and knew all about the bikes they were on. Whatever he did worked pretty well.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.706479 del
Sorted them right out. Based.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.706480 del
Hungry but there is no feed available.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.706481 del
Steal your neighbours food

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.706482 del
Come over, I have protein powder.
BYO shaker.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.706483 del
I don't like the other neet that shills bulk nutrients. They stuff tastes pretty bad and is all Chinese. It is cheap though, tbf.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.706484 del
I put you onto Bulk Nutrients. I told you to get the salted caramel flavour. It is good.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.706485 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.706486 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.706487 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.706488 del
Might cook up some onion and beef mince and have it with tomato paste.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.706489 del
Have a wank.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.706490 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.706491 del
I have had that before. NEET cuisine.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.706492 del
We should write a NEET cookbook one of these days to train the younger neets.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.706493 del
It shall include peregrinations on betting on the nags and contain extensive advice on goon pairings.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.706494 del
DMCA'd your face

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.706495 del
awake again, woe

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.706496 del
Don't want to lie on the internet anymore.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.706497 del
Found a new YouTube called the why files.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.706498 del
Had to turn the one about violent shadow people off because it scared me

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.706499 del
Last time you said last.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.706500 del

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.706501 del
What did your letter say?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.706502 del
Grannybot bit got me.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.706503 del
Wish I could barrel roll out of a chopper on a rope with an m16 with monk into the Viet jungle with in memory of Elizabeth reed playing and throwing grenades down gook rat tunnels and take over a French whorehouse in dalat to use as our base of operations to move pure opium to the packing house in ho chi minh and hide it in antique furniture we'll sell back to the free world hoo rah

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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.706505 del
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I'm sorry to hear. I also slept little and will sleep little again.

For all the fellas: we're gonna watch Solaris in 3 hours, at 8am AEST. About or so. And couple of Towel Day/Douglas Adams related videos, so the actual movie starts a bit later.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.706506 del
morning neetbros

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.706507 del
Evening fella.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.706508 del
Putting a nice wooden cabinet outside in the cold and damp is not a good idea as it is, let alone with things living inside it.
Also, they're not. The most mess I get from them is the occasional poop on my chair-mat (which hardly matters since they're tiny), unless you count bird dust as 'mess', but I don't lol.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.706509 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.706510 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.706511 del


NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.706512 del
It was a spiritual experience

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.706513 del
That site is good to bypass the account restrictions.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.706514 del
Two weeks
>Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes sentenced to 18 years for seditious conspiracy in Jan. 6 attack

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.706515 del
Starting with Towel Day related videos from youtube.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.706516 del
my dunny's having problems draining, possibly because I fell for the 'if it's yellow let it mellow' meme. What can be done to unblock it before it's too late?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.706517 del
What's a dunny?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.706518 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.706519 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.706520 del
MY psychologist described me as having extreme avoidant personality, all they can really do is cbt and drugs, if you're not too far gone it should help but it is something that is lifelong. See your gp and go on a mental health care plan and that gets you the free or subsidised visits.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.706521 del
A street?

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.706522 del
> with monk i
neither of you would do any of that because you both would get stuck in the
>French whorehouse
and not leave.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.706523 del
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I hope you whoite fellas are sorry

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.706524 del
I did forget until you posted that fella.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.706525 del
Come watch Solaris with us:

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.706526 del
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4 minute old Olive.
jiggle jiggle jiggle

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 22:40 [Preview] No.706527 del
sorry not sorry

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.706528 del
Good morning my kittens.

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.706529 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.706530 del
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NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.706531 del
I want to be sedated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.706532 del
I want to be inflated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.706533 del
I want to be berated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.706534 del
I want to be dilated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.706535 del
I want to be donated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.706536 del
I want to be ligated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.706537 del
I want to be fixated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.706538 del
I want to be curated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.706539 del
I want to be rotated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.706540 del
I want to be adulated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.706541 del
I want to be curated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.706542 del
emulated, violated, ventilated, oxidated, chelated

already done >>706538

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.706543 del
I want to be titillated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.706544 del
I want to be inebriated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.706545 del
You will be flatulated

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.706546 del
I don't want to be corrected

NEET 05/25/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.706547 del
>The female sergeant with Sen Const White allegedly said “I can take it (the knife) off her”
>it’s alleged he then said “No, bugger it,” and fired the Taser

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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.706550 del
I think the policy would be interesting to see on how the situation is handled. The woman police officer could be at fault even if she harm herself in the incident if she didn't follow a particular procedure or step.

There was a lunatic running at police yesterday with two chefs knives. The police commission was also questioned on whether she thought shooting him was the right strategy.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.706551 del
Yeah, I don't think anybody sane would dispute shooting a male in his prime if he was about to charge with a knife.
The 95 year old woman could have been incapacitated with a bear hug.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.706553 del
That's not how the law works. Having different standards for different people is unjust.
Shoot all people regardless of their creed.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.706554 del
>That's not how the law works.
It is precisely how 'reasonable proportionality' works.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.706555 del
>incapacitated with a bear hug.
Physical or even chemical restraint might be also be seen as too restrictive and harmful on an individual. Probably why the police were called as the employees were not trained and are paid peanuts which doesn't attract anyone decent. It's a significant failure of many systems.

If you need to put a family member in a home, do a lot of research and ensure they have made their wishes on the matter clear before they get too old.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.706556 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.706558 del
kek, I liked how the Mong was trying to gun it while being swept away.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.706559 del
Handsome fella.

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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.706561 del
There was a fresh Olive today, why are you posting old ones?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.706562 del
Well done Monk.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.706563 del
Washing is out, been to Dans, said sorry to the boongs, my day is done.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.706564 del
The tea of the discerning neet.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.706565 del
need to finish this second can of mondster and write a report and keep an ear out for the postie

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.706566 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ekl98QzhxXw [Embed]
wish I had a Bella instead of a Bill

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.706567 del
I wonder where he ended up.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.706568 del
endcorner or magrathea

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.706569 del
> for the postie
Ask them where have they been.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.706570 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.706571 del
>those hairy arms

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.706572 del
>Poker Champ Monk
The stage that tragically never happened.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.706573 del
I went through my favourites before and grabbed a few of them.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.706574 del
bloody bastard bitch i am rape you mother bechmod bitch

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.706575 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.706576 del
I am surprised he was autistic enough to send that text but then not too autistic that he couldn't recognise the mistake.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.706577 del
It is fake m8.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.706578 del
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Feed time.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.706579 del
Gonna go buy a cup of chamomille tea and drink it outside of hospital, in case I have an allergic reaction
--hypochondriac neet

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.706580 del
I need NDIS to get me a qualified nurse who can take my blood pressure and monitor my heart and so on every few hours so I don't have anxiety about everything.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.706581 del
still haven't started that report

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.706582 del
Bill is economical rate wise but not when you factor in incidents.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.706583 del
Good feed choice. I am having sushi.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.706584 del
Get a quote from UMM PTY LTD.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.706585 del
you should subcontract the report writing out to a pajeet or woman or something

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.706586 del
I bet he turns up tomorrow (first time this month) without half his gear.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.706587 del
Get to it neet.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.706588 del
I'm a lazy cunt, but I do try and do a good job of these things.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.706589 del
That wouldn't work if you did have bad anxiety as you would then worry about the nurse coming around.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.706590 del
You should spoil him again and see what meal he orders this time.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.706591 del
That's a nanna feed. Except nanna would cut the cheese off the block of Kraft, not use a cheese slice.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.706592 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.706593 del
You need someone who will give you a good slap and regularly tell you to toughen up.
An NDIS or social worker will just reinforce your delusions and you will never grow out of it.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.706594 del
The next door neighbour is shameless about admitting that him and the elderly wife watch everything I do out of their front windows.
Every time I bump into him out the front when I'm coming or going he mentions something they watched me doing.
I feel under surveillance every time I set foot out the front door.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.706595 del
Got arse cramps.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.706596 del
Have a poo.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.706597 del
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Fashion NEETs, in case you haven't heard, skinny jeans are out and WIDE PANTS are in.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.706598 del
If you want a bum massage you should just say so.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.706599 del
People pay good money for that level of snooping.
You could use the opportunity to make them go crazy through a grand plan.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.706600 del
I had one pair of skinny jeans back in the day and I was always uncomfortable about my bulge. Things had to be positioned just right.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.706601 del
That sounds really horrible.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.706602 del
Went to hang out my washing but it was all covered in dog hair. On the verge of screaming at FRM.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.706603 del
Right after I moved in they brought up things they'd seen being carried in from the removal truck.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.706604 del
Calm down, that big beautiful doggo is worth a bit of hair on the clothes.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.706605 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.706606 del
>a bit

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.706607 del
>it was all covered in dog hair
Think of the potential
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xNm9VAVgdpw [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.706608 del
ayo mang wash yo' ass

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.706609 del
There's this magic sheet thing you put in the dryer that becomes static and hair sticks to it.
After that your options are a sticky roller or a damp cloth.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.706610 del
I have observed this, but I'm not changing my pants because of normies. I've had the same pants for 6 years and there's nothing wrong with them

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.706611 del
Typical normie behaviour, they pick their nose inside cars as well. Glass gives them a sense of social security, neets know how fragile glass is.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.706612 del
>the dryer
Some of these fancy NEETs have a dryer.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.706613 del
Grow a spine and tell them to fuck off.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.706614 del
Hang it out and sticky roller it when it's dry.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.706615 del
All the normies I know are getting sick, I'm not sure if it's all in their heads or if it's because they work in the cage.
On hearing a normie was sick I reacted with surprise, which caused the normie to become angry.

It's like watching a cat scare itself with a mirror, the cat tries to look more threatening and only scares itself further. Normies go to chemists warehouse to buy junk pills and only get sicker.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.706616 del
>>706612 Or if your washer had

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.706617 del
I have made progress with my report.
Going to make a cup of 2 minute noodles and get back into it.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.706618 del
what flavour?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.706619 del
Or if your washer has a dry cycle it's the same. Bad home neets can use the sticky roller.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.706620 del
>Normies go to chemists warehouse to buy junk pills and only get sicker.
One use to buy them online from overseas. RIP.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.706621 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.706622 del
I'll have a cup please.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.706623 del
suimin hot & spicy

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.706624 del
>>706621 This is the lint roller, you can also roll things before you wash them, or roll cat directly. Cat doesn't mind being rolled, that's what their spiky tongues do normally

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.706625 del
89c at woolies this week

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.706626 del
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This is the lint roller, you can also roll things before you wash them, or roll cat directly.
Cat doesn't mind being rolled, nor does cat mind being patted with a rubber glove to much the same effect.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.706627 del
picture of the cat. now.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.706628 del
It's spelled supplements

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.706629 del
Informative post. Thank you.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.706630 del
Someone is going to have to supplement him the (you) now.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.706631 del
T. Illiterate neet

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.706632 del
i can see the future

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.706633 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.706634 del
Angry and sad. Also cold.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.706635 del
Have a warming wank.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.706636 del
Good outlook?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.706637 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.706638 del
Having another coffee. I'm a mixture of sad and angry right now.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.706639 del
postie has been

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.706640 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.706641 del
Large parcel?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.706642 del
fairly small

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.706644 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.706645 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.706646 del
Shaved my nape in the shower this morning.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.706647 del
No motivation to do anything.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.706648 del
That's a good price. I bet when I go the shelves will be bare. Cleared out.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.706649 del
I remember back in the late 2000s, Possum challenged weber to a rap battle. Possum was pretty fast but yielded as soon as Weber started raping.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.706650 del
Very nice.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.706651 del
>Angry and sad
What is happening NEET?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.706652 del
The usual existential woes.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.706653 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.706654 del
You look good NEET.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.706655 del
I didn't say weber stopped.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.706656 del
Wondering if NEET ever ate his mushies.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.706657 del
Why is /polru/ so active in the logs right now? What has been going on over there?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.706658 del
Possibly an exodus somewhere on the Russian internet. Do they just have higher pph or more users also?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.706659 del
Oh, the logs. Never mind, I can't read.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.706660 del
thanks neet. I bought a small cup of chamomile tea from a store, asked for it to be weak. Drank about a third of it over 30 minutes while pacing outside the hospital. No fatal reaction. Drove home and started feeling sleepy. It's powerful stuff.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.706661 del
I was having about 10 cups of it a day and it didn't seem to work. I wonder if it was defective.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.706662 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.706663 del
I haven't taken any sort of sleeping meds in years, so I may not be used to them anymore.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.706664 del
It's PPH so probably bots trying to populate a shill farm.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.706665 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.706666 del
Perhaps your hypochondria makes you more vulnerable to a strong placebo effect.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.706667 del
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Have neets achieved anything today?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.706668 del
Walked the dog ✔️
Lifted weights ✔️
Posted on /ausneets/ ✔️

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.706669 del
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Ok neets, we'll be watching the second half of John Wick 4 tonight on womboflix at 7pm AEDT. I'm tempted to start a bit before halfway so we can watch Killa Harkan again, Scott Adkins is so fucking great.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.706670 del
I won't be able to make it but I was looking forward to it. I will download it tomorrow to finish it. Have fun.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.706671 del
Didn't Putin also start moving tactical nukes into Belarus overnight?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.706672 del
We should grab a few for the commune.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.706673 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.706674 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UyW8IJdl8w8 [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.706676 del
Carlton 1-39 full time
Carlton 1-12 half time
Second half highest scoring half
Carlton quarter time leader

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.706677 del
Attacks of self loathing again.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.706678 del
garn get on the chinky - you neets want anything?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.706679 del
$30 lost to the chinaman please.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.706680 del
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Going to try to be better with my life from now on.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.706681 del
Deep Fried Duck with peking sauce with a small special fried rice and 6 dim sims (fried) thanks.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.706682 del
You can do it.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.706683 del
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Having a laugh

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.706684 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.706685 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.706686 del
Does anyone have a saved photo a NEET posted to the old /ausneets/ of a penis above a flatbread wrap so it looked like the aioli on the wrap was semen?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.706687 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.706688 del
Liberal hoohah, shoot em all.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.706689 del
me too. What specifically are you going to do?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.706690 del
Got my report submitted at 16:50. Went and got some goon and HJs and as I pulled into my driveway my fucken neighbour wanted me to come and look at his new car and fucken talked and talked and talked

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.706691 del
Is it a nice car?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.706692 del
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Ok neets, we'll be screening the second half of John Wick 4 in 1 hour. 15 minutes before that we'll show some gun videos from youtube. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.706693 del
It's a 2004 Nissan 350Z convertible. It's alright I guess. If he enjoys it than good for him.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.706694 del
did you challenge him to a street race against your corvette?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.706695 del
I reckon the Swannies are going to win tonight Monk.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.706696 del
No. Something would happen to one or both of us.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.706697 del
gonna be cold tonight
feels like 9.3 already

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.706698 del
Time to put some clothes on.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.706699 del
I put my comfy trackies on and the hoodie with red wine and mayo stains on it

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.706700 del
having a wine
forgot to have a rum today as I was too busy

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.706701 del
Mummybot and her friend are viciously bitching about other friends in the kitchen

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.706702 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.706703 del
Go and join them and be one of the girls for the night.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.706704 del
I went in to fill up my water bottle and got grilled about taking cigarettes to/from Bali because one of their daughters is there. Clueless women

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.706705 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching John Wick 4 https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.706707 del
>got grilled
They were just chatting with you. You are acting like a NEETcave incel.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.706708 del
Tempted to get blitzed out of my mind.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.706709 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.706710 del
My feet are cold :(

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.706711 del
Put some socks on.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.706712 del
Might start playing runescape again

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.706713 del
up the mighty blues

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.706714 del
Carn Swannies

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.706715 del
Old school.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.706716 del
The Carlton abo guernsey looks terrible.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.706717 del
Agreed. I also don't recall boong round covering 2 weeks

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.706718 del
Post it!

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.706719 del
it's every week for ever now

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.706720 del
Fuck sake carlton, seriously? One fucking bet I could bank on and youve gone and one this

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.706721 del
How's da footy?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.706722 del
i am smoking marijuana

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.706723 del
im eating noodles

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.706724 del
im drinkin wine

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.706725 del
and looking for a soldering iron i managed to lose

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.706726 del
where did you last have it?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.706727 del
heirloom carrots

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.706728 del
In my house.
It's probably under a pile of shit on one of the beds I can't sleep on

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.706729 del
how many beds do you have?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.706730 del
you need a little workshop

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.706731 del
two normal beds
a couchbed
a fold up trundle bed thing

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.706732 del
I have two sheds
they're full of shit too

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.706733 del
a neet is full of shit

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.706734 del
why do you sleep on the couchbed if you have other beds?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.706735 del
So John Wick 4 was immensely stylish, full of well directed violence, and a bit boring to watch.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.706736 del
i just ate

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.706737 del
Oh crap. I forgot to join.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.706738 del
I've eaten too much. I was looking at myself before in the mirror. I am getting quite pudgy.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.706739 del
Thanks for putting it on.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.706740 del
the beds have stuff on them

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.706741 del
it was good watching it with you

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.706742 del
how much do you weigh?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.706743 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.706744 del
Only 85kg, not quite exec status but I am getting there. I want to reverse it before I end up nuro-tier obese.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.706745 del
>not quite exec status
Nowhere near it. The audacity to even think you're remotely close.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.706746 del
There is something I try to avoid thinking about and when I do I get really sad for the rest of the day. Woe.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.706747 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.706748 del
The heart foundation says I have a BMI of 24.8 which is on the verge of being overweight.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.706749 del
>he thinks simply being overweight is executive

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.706750 del
I suddenly don't have the urge to rape. I wonder why.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.706751 del
I keep touching my nape and feeling how smooth it is since I shaved it.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.706752 del
I'm going to gape you.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.706753 del
Olive is for cuddles and love-making, not rape.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.706754 del
Olive is for working in a taco van.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.706755 del
Olive's smelly fish taco.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.706756 del
Even the largest of execs started as mere skellies.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.706757 del
Taco vans, hot tin sheds, it is all the same to me.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.706758 del
I bought 10 mandarins today.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.706759 del
Just leave them in the fruit bowl, thanks.
Please get some apples next time too.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.706760 del
You get nothing.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.706761 del
Listening to piano music wishing I never stopped learning.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.706762 del

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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.706764 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VmsSvsvkDGE [Embed]
The song Place de la Republique has tempted me to start learning.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.706765 del
I hate women.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.706766 del
Is that why you keep insisting Olive is a man?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.706767 del
Wish I could play Death and the Maiden.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.706768 del
>second half

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.706769 del
Wrong NEET.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.706770 del
Lemon chicken and plum pork.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.706771 del
I figured that was the case but didn't want to miss the opportunity.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.706772 del
Wondering how the monk/tranny saga will turn out.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.706773 del
Not sure this ever existed

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.706774 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.706775 del
It has yet to exist.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.706776 del
I want to learn how to type more 19th century-ish.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.706777 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.706778 del
Tell him it's a datsun.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.706779 del
that is a very tinny sounding piano
cheap and nasty like the skank playing it

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.706780 del
He's such a mong that he can't manage to put a few boxes somewhere that isn't a bed. Has plenty of space for the couch mind you. These so called renovations have been going on for over 6 months now. Theres literally no where else on the property to put these things that so he's forced to sleep on the couch. The intelligent and competent hacker who loves to act tough for ausneets.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.706781 del
All tattooed women deserve to be thrown in the bin.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.706782 del
Purple or white?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.706783 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.706785 del
what the hell is this shit

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.706786 del
> [United States of 'Murica]
From this moment forward I refuse to acknowledge you exist.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.706789 del
He should slap you upside the noggin.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.706790 del
(you) love her!

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.706791 del
I wish I could become a hermit.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.706792 del
I wish I could become a helmet.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.706793 del
Tattoos are for trash.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.706794 del
This but he should rape him instead.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.706795 del
ProjectionistNEET can you please add Sisu (2022) to the moofies list.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.706796 del
>anti Nazi propaganda

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.706797 del
Not until >>706549 has aired

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.706798 del
It looks awful.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.706799 del
Have a blessed day Neets!

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.706800 del
thanks faggort

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.706801 del
I hope you have a good day as well.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.706802 del
A bad home post.

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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.706807 del
The beds are all filled up with pirie sluts m8.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.706808 del
I bet none of you are listening to music.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.706809 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d4nB03wVOII [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.706810 del
I don't watch TV because I don't want them to talk to me.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.706811 del
I'm making my own music with these farts.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.706812 del
Have a talk to your GP about it NEET.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.706813 del