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NEET General # 719 -Stupid Wallaby Edition NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No. 733025
Let them eat hay. Let the neets eat goon. They are both creatures of instinct, Let the live in peace and plenty.

OLD: >>732025
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/30/2023 (Sun) 05:35.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.733026 del
HOW IS IT?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.733027 del
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When, Wombo?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.733029 del
old thread >>732025


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.733030 del
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Are (You) here to improve the place or keep it down?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.733031 del
>>733030
By improve do you mean fagging it up with bullshit and talking down to people?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.733032 del
>>733010
I like cats too


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.733033 del
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>>733032
1488 BEST 88


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.733034 del
>>733027
For you, never.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.733035 del
And now the shit eater has joined in with meme boy.
See you later NEETs.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.733036 del
>>733027
When it actually gets released on bit torrent. We're going to screen the following movies the day they're released: Mission Impossible; The Sound of Freedom; and Oppenheimer. If any neets can alert me as soon as they see a good torrent for those, I'd appreciate it.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.733037 del
>>733036
>good torrent
Whats wrong with a cam version with ads in hindi for gaming websites?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.733038 del
IGA, Nuro and Tiffin. The trifecta of /ausneets/ faggotry.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.733039 del
Severely woed today.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.733040 del
feel severely JUSTed today


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.733041 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.733042 del
Need to get back into daily walks before feet rot off.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.733043 del
>>733027
lol teh correct spelling is right in front of you


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.733044 del
>>733042
Probably a good idea.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.733045 del
Severely woed. Suicidal thoughts again. Not sure if I should get some goon or attempt to suffer through it.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.733046 del
Are any of the real NEETs here or is it just the shit eater still?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.733047 del
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>Shit eater
Who is this?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.733048 del
>>733046
I'm here.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.733049 del
>>733048
Hey NEET, how's your day going?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.733050 del
>>733049
Not good, feeling pretty justed but I've felt like this for more than a fortnight at this point.
You?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.733051 del
Ate a packet full of almond biscuit things from aldi, regretting it now


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.733052 del
Might sign up for tiffos natsoc cbt session.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.733053 del
>>733050
That's no good, I hope you pull through it soon, >tfw is not much fun.
Trying to find things to occupy myself tbh, it gets difficult especially when the weathers like this.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.733054 del
>>733052
Its gone purple. I'm sure thats normal.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.733055 del
$103.75 to have the mechanic repair the problem they created two weeks ago.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.733056 del
>>733049
>replying to the shit eater
With a client who just told me a story about how when he was a kid, him and his brother used to share baths. His brother did a shit in it and got scared that the parents would find out, so client convinced him to hide it, in his belly.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.733057 del
>>733054
It is not.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.733058 del
>>733055
Fark that's evil.
>>733056
Is the brother on your books as well?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.733059 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.733060 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.733061 del
>>733057
yeah it should be yellow.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.733062 del
>>733055
why did you do that?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.733063 del
jellypeno


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.733064 del
this is all obama's fault for causing the gfc


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.733065 del
what is weber's favourite chili sauce?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.733066 del
>>733062
Do what? Get the car fixed? Because it is critical I can drive Motherbat to the hospital and back the week after next.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.733067 del
>>733066
go to same one


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.733068 del
>>733056
I peed in the sink once.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.733069 del
>>733065
Is the NEET asking questions about the foodstuffs the one making the bad posts lately?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.733070 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.733071 del
molly is a whore name


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.733072 del
molly ringworm


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.733073 del
>>733069
I'm not IGA, Nuro or Tiffin.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.733074 del
>>733073
In that case, I don't really have one. I cook with Frank's Red Hot sauce occasionally, but that's not the same as the asian style chilli sauces you are probably talking about.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.733075 del
>>733074
Thanks.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.733076 del
>>733075
How about you?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.733077 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jegKi6_ARQ0 [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.733078 del
>>733076
I'm fond of sriracha sauce, but also depends on the level of spiciness I want at the time and what I'm having it with.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.733079 del
Strange Encounters With Frog People


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.733080 del
A 4 slice toaster would be too much power for me to handle.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.733081 del
>>733080
In my experience they do a worse job than a 2 banger


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.733082 del
he wiggled it at me


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.733083 del
>>733081
I use the grill but I do ham and cheese toast most of the time.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.733084 del
>>733083
no tomato?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.733085 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.733086 del
>>733085
sad but understandable


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.733087 del
>>733079
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hl0UNq3nHMk [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.733088 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.733089 del
>>733086
>sad but understandable
We can't all enjoy steamers for breakfast like you.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.733090 del
>>733089
what's wrong? you seem antagonistic for no reason


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.733091 del
>>733077
I opted out of the video before it started because its too controversial.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.733092 del
>>733090
You seem like someone with no friends who annoys people just to get a response because nobody will talk to him otherwise.
And you have shit on your chin.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.733093 del
>>733069
Imagine being a big baby.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.733094 del
>>733092
how did that comment of mine piss you off?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.733095 del
So deseperate for someone to notice him.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.733096 del
>Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a mental health condition marked by intense, unstable emotions and a distorted self-image. The word “histrionic” means “dramatic or theatrical.”
>For people with histrionic personality disorder, their self-esteem depends on the approval of others and doesn’t come from a true feeling of self-worth. They have an overwhelming desire to be noticed and often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.733097 del
tom cruise told me psychology isn't real


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.733098 del
>>733097
Did he tell you that in an auditorium full of people dressed the same way?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.733099 del
WEBER WOBBLY


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.733100 del
You retards should learn to internalise.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.733101 del
>>733098
yes, they were all really lovely


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.733102 del
>>733098
Scientology would actually be a step up for him.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.733103 del
I rock slammed an e-meter once


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.733104 del
neets mistaking other neets again


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.733105 del
>>733102
I dont like your tone. Tom is a really friendly and genuine guy when you get to know him.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.733106 del
>>733105
he seems to have been in a bad mood all day


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.733107 del
>>733104
YOU SHTUP CRUISEY I RUE THE DAY MY ROMANIAN ASSASSINS FAILED


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.733109 del
And now he's doing the thing where he talks to himself and pretends he has a friend here.
Kek


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.733110 del
>>733094
He was making similar replies to me yesterday.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.733111 del
>>733110
i guess some neets are really passionate about tomatoes


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.733112 del
>>733110
Hi persona A that uses capital letters, can I introduce you to persona B>>733111 that does not use capital letters?
I think you will get along really well.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.733113 del
Still feel awful. Started crying over some really minor and silly. Going to just try to relax a bit and do some reading. I'll go to the gym later. Hopefully I will feel better after that.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.733114 del
>>733109
Some schizos never change


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.733115 del
>>733097
I can tell you were shocked


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.733116 del
>>733112
I'm glad to see you've found the shift key and managed to stop putting spaces before punctuation marks.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.733117 del
>>733115
I didn't like that film. Jamie Fox was a major weakness of it, he can't compete as an actor with Tom.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.733118 del
I hope the other NEET that I am is nice to me, I tend to be mean to be so I hope the other me isn't.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.733119 del
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This was a really good filim. I'm into the alaska crime moofies now. Might also look for other robin williams flix that arent silly.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.733120 del
>>733117
It's not his fault he's a nigger. He'd have chosen to be tom cruise too if he could.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.733121 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.733122 del
>>733109
LOOL you gotta wonder which posts he trolls himself.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.733123 del
>>733113
Hope you start feeling better soon, it sucks when emotions get the better of us like that. Have you drunk enough water and other basic stuff like that?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.733124 del
>>733119
Isn't the next season of True Detective set there or something?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.733125 del
Remember neets, womboflix is relying on YOU to alert us when torrents of mission impossible are available. And don't post little mermaid links and claim it's mission impossible, we'll notice. Probably.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.733126 del
>>733123
Yeah, cheers neet.
This just comes and goes. I haven't been lifting lately and I've found that to be very good at helping me with my emotions. I just need to get back into the swing of it and I'll be right.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.733127 del
>>733125
I miss rarbg.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.733128 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.733129 del
>>733126
It's been a week since I went as well, gonna be a painful workout when I get back.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.733130 del
>>733129
Two weeks for me, and another two weeks for the one before that.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.733131 del
>>733129
>>733126
It is harder to get motivated in winter.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.733132 del
>>733125
Blue ray gets released on october 10


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.733133 del
Are we watching Zelig tonight?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.733134 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.733135 del
I've noticed that over the past few years that my skin gets dry in winter.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.733136 del
>>733133
The jew moofie?
Vetoed


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.733137 del
>>733134
I'm just surprised it isn't India or Pakistan.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.733138 del
>>733136
It got the most votes.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.733139 del
Tiffin is the worst neet on the board.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.733140 del
>>733139
(You) all love me.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.733141 del
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Who is the neet that has been really nasty the last few days?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.733142 del
>>733141
To you? All of us.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.733143 del
>>733142
Oh, it's you.
You still don't know who I am, do you?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.733144 del
>>733143
you don't know who he is


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.733145 del
>he thinks we care who he is


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.733146 del
>>733144
According to tiffo I don't know who I am. I'm meant to be some other neet.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.733147 del
>>733146
you're who you're told you are


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.733148 del
>>733146
It's hilarious how all three of our lolcows do that.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.733149 del
my penis smells


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.733150 del
why does he post anime shit here?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.733151 del
To get a reaction from the neets that don't like it.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.733152 del
>>733148
In Dune, Lady Jessica says: "In politics, the tripod is the most unstable of all structures."
Maybe we need to conscript one of the other neets into also being a lolcow. Imagine the tantrums then.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.733154 del
>>733153
not an answer


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.733155 del
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We'll be watching Vice (2018) tomorrow and Ferris Buller's Day Off (1987) on Sunday.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.733156 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.733157 del
>>733154
It was answered for me.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.733158 del
>>733155
I look foward to them both.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.733159 del
>>733152
When we had three they did tend to form alliances and turn on each other.
I think you may beonto something there.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.733160 del
>>733138
Yet again we see that democracy benefits only jews


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.733161 del
>>733160
Cruisey actually voted twice. Zelig got one nomination vote and one vote to screen it, same as all the other movies.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.733162 del
>>733161
I have to admit, my vote was out of spite.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.733163 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12344483/Indiana-boy-shooting-toddler-brother-parents-charged-Deonta-Johnson-Shatia-Welch.html
>Boy, 5, high on COCAINE fatally shoots his 16-month-old brother who was high on marijuana inside Indiana home: Parents are charged with neglect


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.733164 del
>>733162
I hope you suffer through the movie.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.733165 del
>>733164
Meh, If I can watch explosion and car chase films I can watch anything.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.733166 del
I can't see this is the life I expected to live when I was young.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.733167 del
>>733163
That is an extremely bad home.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.733168 del
>>733166
Fuck me, too sad to even edit my posts properly. I keep rewriting the same sentence again and again to better express the same thought but I don't make any progress on it and just make a mess of the whole fucking thing.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.733169 del
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>AND I FELT SADDEST OF ALL READING THE POSTS THAT WERE ONLY LONG COMPLAINTS ABOUT BAN EVASION, AS I KNEW THE BANNED NEET WAS ONLY TRYING TO SAVE US FROM HIS OWN SAD STORY


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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.733171 del
>>733166
If this is how bad you feel now imagine how bad it'll be after you've watched zellig


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.733172 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.733173 del
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>>733162
WOMBO CHANGE THE FILIM TONIGHT NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH IT


I suggest JCVD 2008 as a suitable replacement


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.733174 del
the first rule of alcoholism is to have fun


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.733175 del
>>733173
no one wants that


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.733176 del
>>733173
Van damme taught Kylie Minogue how to shove walnuts up his arse.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.733177 del
>>733169
And yet here we are, no one was really banned in the end.
Thanks for your service BO [s]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.733178 del
>>733141
The neets have habits.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.733179 del
Where is the link to the previous thread?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.733180 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.733182 del
>>733173
Fuck off you parasite.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.733183 del
>>733182
Why is he a parasite?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.733184 del
>>733181
Well bantered.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.733185 del
Why do my hands smell like smoke?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.733186 del
>>733175
>votes twice for jew culture moofie he has no interest in really
You're a marxist pushing jew degeneracy on retard cattle for your perverse amusement, cruisey.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.733187 del
>>733181
that would be pretty comfy with my current sports injury NGL


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.733188 del
>>733185
I don't know but because of you asking I discovered that there is now 3rd hand smoke these days.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.733190 del
>>733188
Cruisey was hospitalised after trying to hold a choof with his neetstick once.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.733191 del
>>733186
There is a reason your gay little board died.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.733192 del
>>733187
Can't you just run around in a dressing gown?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.733193 del
>>733191
The jews did it.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.733194 del
>>733181
He does look really happy with that jug, if it's goon he's a real NEET.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.733195 del
>>733193
Literally accurate


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.733196 del
>>733194
I thought it was a piss jug.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.733197 del
>>733196
He could be admiring a good piss I guess.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.733198 del
Morning
Wagon today


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.733199 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.733200 del
>>733198
Afternoon.

>Wagon today
Sounds do-able?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.733201 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.733202 del
>>733198
Afternoon, how's your nose?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.733203 del
I don't know what film you're discussing but I'd like to vote contrary to tiffin.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.733204 del
>>733203
Welcome to team zelig NEET.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.733205 del
>>733201
That's fine then. We do need a happy merchant emote for it when it airs.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.733206 del
>>733205
I did say that I will kick Cruisey in the nuts if he doesn't show up.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.733207 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.733208 del
It really grinds my gears when I purchase something online and select express postage and the cunts don't put it in the mail that day or the next morning.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.733209 del
>>733207
A comic I read recently had a gay nazi political party called Aryan Thrust in it.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.733211 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.733213 del
>>733212
Is it Cruisey taking the photo?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.733214 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.733215 del
>>733208
Unless its absolutely urgent, I go for the cheapest post. I will also try to find somewhere nearby with the item to pick it up.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.733216 del
>>733211
Oh not the old folks home!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.733217 del
>>733216
Iirc the president is a brain in a jar in that one.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.733218 del
what can a lonely neet do on friday night?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.733219 del
>>733218
have a binge
have a wank
have a goon
rent a skank


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.733220 del
>>733218
Ask a NEET to take you to Barbie 2023.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.733221 del
>>733218
i had my kfc and put my jamies on
opened a bottle of wine
might watch some tv shows or youtubes


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.733222 del
>>733218
shuck a little corn


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.733223 del
Do they still have amusement parks?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.733224 del
Ok I've thought of something - museums. I just don't want any holocaust or celebrate diversity museums.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.733225 del
>>733203
(You) gaslighting


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.733226 del
...jewish museum, chinese museum, hellenic museum, italiano museum...is there a single fucking museum dedicated to celebrating the achievements of anglo-saxons?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.733227 del
>>733226
Bri'ish Museum is dedicated to the greatest Anglo-Saxon achievement: stealing from just about every folk of the world.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.733228 del
>>733226
...immigration museum....aboriginal museum (shouldn't they be renaming it to first nations museum?)


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.733229 del
Is there any other Anglo-Saxon achievement tho?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.733230 del
>>733227
Did they ever invade Hungary?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.733231 del
>>733230
We got bombed by USAF pretty thoroughly.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.733232 del
>>733231
We got bombed by the japs a little bit


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.733233 del
Japsliterally dropped a hand granade from a double-decker.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.733234 del
>The third raid on Townsville occurred in the early hours of 29 July when a single flying boat again attacked the city, dropping seven bombs into the sea and an eighth which fell on an agricultural research station at Oonoonba, damaging a coconut plantation


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.733235 del
>>733234
Yes, that one.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.733236 del
>>733234
>damaging a coconut plantation
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.733237 del
Hey, that's tomorrow. Some celebration is in order.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.733238 del
>>733237
Coconut Day!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.733239 del
>>733236
It was a strategically important coconut plantation.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.733240 del
>>733235
They did fuck Darwin up pretty badly but it was mainly american troops got blown up.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.733241 del
>>733237
>Some celebration is in order.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.733242 del
I bet Anglos stole something even from Romania. That's pretty big achievement.

>>733238
Sounds good. Needs coconut milk.

>>733240
And nothing of value was lost.

>>733241
Needs coconut milk and rum.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.733243 del
>>733242
>That's pretty big achievement.
Chortled.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.733244 del
>>733242
Anglos are superior.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.733245 del
>>733244
To Scots.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.733246 del
>>733245
We're superior to everyone.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.733247 del
mushroom'd


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.733248 del
>>733227
>stealing from just about every folk of the world
wouldn't have happened if anybody put up any sort of a fight


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.733249 del
>>733248
It's not even theft, it's preservation considering what the barbarian hordes are like.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.733250 del
The scottish are oddly split. They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen, but most the place seems to be filled with low iq drunks and druggies. Even in the 18th and 19th century people noted how impoverished it was compared to england.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.733251 del
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Imagine not being English.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.733252 del
>>733250
>They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen
They're just Anglos that happen to be in Scotland, just like any and all productive Irish are also just Anglos.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.733253 del
>>733252
I've often suspected the bad scots were all celts from the highlands while the good scots were actually ethnic anglos with funny accents.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.733254 del
>>733250
They were where the English would go to bash people for centuries.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.733255 del
>>733251
The picture these days would have the english girl tied up and a bunch of pajeets and negroes standing around.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.733256 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.733257 del
next time i pet a stray cat i might pick it up


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.733258 del
>>733251
Somewhat normal looking set of teeth?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.733259 del
>>733257
You might pick up some fleas.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.733260 del
>>733259
not many hungarians around here thankfully


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.733261 del
>>733257
And probably pick up a few diseases too. You don't know where that pussy's been.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.733262 del
weak immune systems


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.733263 del
>>733259
Our banned arsehole is back in case you were wondering.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.733264 del
no movie


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.733265 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.733266 del
>>733263
>arsehole
you better pluralise that, both are here


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.733267 del
>>733264
I can put on the second episode of Northern Exposure if you want.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.733268 del
>>733267
I'd be into that


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.733269 del
Shiddin'


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.733270 del
Ok neets, we'll be playing the second episode of Northern Exposure in a few minutes on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.733271 del
>>733270
Cool.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.733272 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.733273 del
eating liver


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.733274 del
Bet placed


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.733275 del
>>733274
good luck


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.733276 del
>>733251
I love being ethnically English.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.733277 del
Going to the gym for the first time in a fortnight. Hopefully a big lift session.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.733278 del
There is no security guard on the Gawler central train right now. They really ought to have one. Some menacing cunt keeps pacing the length of it and threatening people. Bad home.
There were wet wipes covered in shit at the Broadmeadows railway station. Fucking horrible area.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.733279 del
wankless weekend has begun


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.733280 del
Ran out of goon so I had some blue blocks I found in the train dunny. Feeling pretty good RN NGL. Looks like I'm the top dog on this ride tonight kek. Going to find some ladies to talk to or failing that, some wimp to roll for cigarette money and his bussy.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.733281 del
>>733278
>There were wet wipes covered in shit at the Broadmeadows railway station.
Chux


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.733282 del
sperg?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.733283 del
>>733281
I was going ask that question, thanks.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.733284 del
>>733280
>and his bussy.
Hot!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.733285 del
real nuro would've posted a picture of his bike outside of some club


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.733286 del
>>733282
>tfw not knowing the temperature in shitbourne


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.733287 del
>>733285
real nuro never existed


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.733288 del
>>733280
Monk no!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.733289 del
keeping it real nuro


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.733290 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.733291 del
>>733290
Why do only the good die young?
God is cruel.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.733292 del
rubbing the head


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.733293 del
>>733121
the lyrics are nice, but the song is so monotonous that after listening 30 seconds you listened to the whole song


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.733294 del
>>733293
you're literally romanian


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.733296 del
>>733293
https://youtube.com/watch?v=scmvAg_S97k [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.733297 del
>>733291
He was in his late 40s. That is a good innings for an exec at that weight.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.733298 del
>>733297
He was a handsome devil.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.733299 del
i am sleepy, taker of naps


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.733300 del
>>733299
I Am Nigger


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.733301 del
>>733300
no you're not


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.733302 del
>>733277
Good job. I'm contemplating how to get the rest of the vodka out of the car discreetly

>>733285
kek


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.733303 del
Reminiscing about the time he shaved his balls for his date that he abruptly stopped talking about.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.733304 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=27rKrR424cA [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.733305 del
>>733297
was it the forte or the blue blocks that killed him?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.733306 del
>>733303
She couldn't support a man of his calibre.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.733307 del
>>733306
neither could a bed frame


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.733308 del
>>733305
Helicopter crash, suspected maintenance issue.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.733309 del
>>733298
I once made a spech where I compared him to a dead Julius Caesar.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.733310 del
>>733250
>filled with low iq drunks and druggies
/ausneets/


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.733311 del
>>733166
when I was a kid all I wanted was to be a tractorist
>>733168
happens now and then
nothing makes any sense no matter how many times you re arrange the words of how many times you reformulate


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.733312 del
>>733302
>how to get the rest of the vodka out of the car discreetly
Backseat buttchug


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.733313 del
Monk needs to start drinking in public like a boong.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.733314 del
>>733313
I used to drink in my uni library when it was open after midnight around exam times


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.733315 del
>>733313
Gooncaves are an old NEET tradition.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.733316 del
>>733313
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LNMir6nI5Oc [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.733317 del
>>733314
Having a bottle of wine and a cigar and a read in the library sounds very civilised.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.733318 del
Can neets recommend a good youtube channel for talmudic studies?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.733319 del
Getting worried about age related cognitive decline.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.733320 del
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not very found of the recent self righteous posts


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.733321 del
>>733320
There's a couple of banned NEETs who have returned and nothing is being done about it for some reason.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.733322 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.733323 del
>>733322
Charon no!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.733324 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PAJguCJeflI [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.733325 del
>>733242
kek
I'm pretty sure that slowly but surely their culture is going to ruin every goddamn shithole on earth


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.733326 del
Pretty sure this is the shit eater doing a romanian flag.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.733327 del
>>733320
Just ignore.

>>733325
We are ruined already.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.733328 del
>In Greek mythology, Charon or Kharon is a psychopomp, the ferryman of Hades, the Greek underworld. He carries the souls of those who have been given funeral rites across the rivers Acheron and Styx, which separate the worlds of the living and the dead.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.733329 del
>>733250
>They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen, but most the place seems to be filled with low iq drunks and druggies.
with higher heights you get deeper depths; nothing new under the sun


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.733330 del
>>733328
You gotta give him a coin though.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.733332 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.733333 del
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QUINTS AN ITS ALL GONNA BE GOOD FOR THA NEETS
AN THA BO'LL FUGGIN COME BACK AN DO IS JOB


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.733334 del
>>733294
sorry
>>733295
it's better
>>733296
not my kind of music


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.733335 del
>>733330
A man's gotta eat!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.733336 del
>>733333
Thanks Wizzy


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.733337 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LhOjN4t0YsY [Embed]


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.733338 del
>>733321
rip
>>733326
nah, it was me
>>733327
been doing that already
when you argue with fools you are no better


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.733339 del
>>733333
Thanks Wizzy


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.733340 del
>>733333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.733341 del
Come on collingwood fucken ell


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.733342 del
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>>733333
Nice one Wizzy.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.733343 del
Carn whatever the other team is!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.733344 del
(4.30 MB 280x280 S T E A M E D.gif)


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.733345 del
>>733311
>tractorist
is that some kind of special tourist?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.733346 del
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It's time we got rid of the boongs on this board


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.733347 del
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>>733346
We'll stick ya cuz


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.733348 del
>>733338
Exactly.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.733349 del
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>>733346
A boong board.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.733350 del
>>733334
I love the violin towards the end. It works well with her voice.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.733351 del
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Okay?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.733352 del
Didn't know the dominoes or cards were in the case. There's also two leather cups. $15 from the specials board.
The dominoes have metal studs in the middle.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.733353 del
>>733351
Saves the time it takes to have a cuppa in the morning


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.733354 del
>>733353
All we need now is toast on a rope.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.733355 del
>>733352
That's a nice deal, is it a decent case?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.733356 del
There was a Hungarian on Krautchan who sometimes impersonated other Hungarians. It was fun, made everyone confused, and actually muddied the water, was harder to tell who is who.
So I'm not sure if I should point out this >>733348 post was not done by me.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.733357 del
>>733344
Carn the Carlton Steamers!!!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.733358 del
>>733356
He always makes posts intended to cause trouble and often samefags.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.733359 del
On the cheap vodka again, listening to Acid Bath again


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.733360 del
>>733351
Straight to the roots!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.733361 del
>>733345
ironically yes
unironically it's just driving one of these fuckers


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.733362 del
So are all three of nuro, iga and tiffin back?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.733363 del
>>733358
Just ignore.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.733364 del
>>733356
kek we are in danger


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.733365 del
>>733357
Just don't add too much char.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.733366 del
>>733345
>>733361
There was a Pidorussian on Krautchan whose dream was having sex with Hungarian tractorist.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.733367 del
>>733366
The tractor or the operator?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.733368 del
>>733367
Tractorist
So the operator.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.733369 del
>>733368
Cheers I wan't sure if it was a word variation


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.733370 del
One heineken has turned into nine. The standard disease is a terrible affliction. No matter how long you abstain once you feel the tiniest buzz you are the same deadshit again.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.733371 del
When I was in year 11 a guy told a group of us he'd had a wet dream where he fucked a side of beef.
He seemed quite suprised that he got mocked for it, he was a strange but nice bloke.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.733372 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.733373 del
>>733369
Well liek
>detector
>detectorist
Like the telly show projectionistNEET should stream sometimes.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.733374 del
>>733373
Detective? Like an investigator of crimes


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.733375 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.733376 del
>>733375
Kek, there's me completely wrong.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.733377 del
>>733370
That is a good shirt NEET.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.733378 del
Chicken jerky >>> pork jerky.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.733379 del
>>733377
It would suit your slender physique and handsome face neet.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.733380 del
Webby >>> Cruisey


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.733381 del
I would like to suggest American Gothic (95) for future tv night consideration.
It's about a small American town where the local sheriff has devil powers and runs everything through conning people into bad deals and betrayls.
It's a weird combination of really dark and wholesome, the evil characters are much more likeable and competent than the good characters.
It's also produced by Sam Raimi and a lot of the horror bits are similar to evil dead 2.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.733382 del
Is BO gonna do anything about IGA? I've been mostly absent waiting for it to go away, makes the board almost unusable


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.733383 del
TGIF! Have a Blessed day Neets!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.733384 del
>>733379
☺️


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.733385 del
>>733383
Thanks.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.733386 del
Is it IGA or nuro?
Tiffo may well be setting something up with him on the discord server they run.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.733387 del
>>733383
Cheers.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.733388 del
>>733386
>Is it IGA or nuro?
Both died in a helicopter crash. RIP.

>Tiffo
Spar almost took him out.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.733389 del
Having a really good lift. I feel so much better about everything. I shouldn't have gone this long without lifting.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.733390 del
>>733388
It's been a bad year for NEETs, worst one since the gassings of '18.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.733391 del
Pies falling apart


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.733392 del
>>733389
Wll done NEET, glad you feel better.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.733393 del
>>733383
You too fren.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.733394 del
Done my deadlifts and overhead press. Onto the lat pull down. Too fat atm to do pull ups properly lol


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.733395 del
Atmosphere at the G is off the charts, like a grand final


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.733396 del
>>733394
> deadlifts and overhead press
what numbers big sexy monk?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.733397 del
>>733396
Not mong.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.733398 del
The atmosphere at crown melbourne was electric when monk got on the green tables. The seasoned chinks called him 伟大的年轻人.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.733400 del
>>733396
I havent been in over a week. Cowardly gooner

>>733398
They probably called me a gweilo pig


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.733401 del
>>733394
Good job.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.733403 del
>>733400
>Cowardly gooner
whats your standard consumption been like?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.733404 del
>>733399
*King Niger


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.733405 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.733406 del
>>733401
>>733401
Cheers mate. All done now. On the train home.
Picked up a copy of Horowitz and Hill for free, second edition but still better than what I've got.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.733407 del
>>733406
cashed up neet


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.733409 del
>>733408
fucking lol


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.733410 del
What's the plan for tomorrow, boys?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.733411 del
>>733410
Big day planned. Going to try to be productive.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.733412 del
>>733410
sleep in. Wake up feeling terrible. Go wage for four hours in the arvo. Hopefully resist the standards call.
what about yourself, handsome neet?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.733413 del
>>733410
It's Coconut Day.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.733414 del
Wish I had another bottle of vodka, its still so early... woe

>>733408
kek


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.733416 del
feel like monk after the bottle of vodka ran out


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.733417 del
>>733371
not that weird of a dream, but you're better off keeping that kind of thing to yourself


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.733418 del
>>733408
>aussie single handedly propels earth out of the usual orbit by 3 degrees after having an extra can of beans


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.733419 del
>>733415
sounds good


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.733420 del
>>733416
same

t. vodkaless


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.733421 del
Can feel the end of bender withdrawal starting, muscle twitches, heart palpatations


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.733422 del
>>733256
For sexual?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.733423 del
>>733318
Henry Abramson is a good place to start.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.733424 del
>>733355
A little warn but still good


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.733425 del
>>733381
Sounds alright


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.733426 del
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wake up in the morning and I ask myself. Is life worth living, or should I JUST myself


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.733427 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.733428 del


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.733429 del
>>733391
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.733430 del
JUST


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.733431 del
4 morning espressos, still haven't pooed. What is the secret of poo neets? Please, I need to know.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.733432 del
>>733431
Good morning NEET.

Metamucil.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.733433 del
Metamucil


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.733435 del
>>733413
What's that?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.733436 del
mording


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.733437 del
>>733436
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.733438 del
>>733437
mording 2 u 2
mondster time


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.733439 del
>Today I'm gonna get on the sugar free diet wagon, I mean it this time!


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.733440 del
>>733439
Sounds do-able.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.733441 del
>>733439
Good luck, NEET.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.733442 del
Wet bum


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.733443 del
>>733439
You can do it.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.733444 del
Training to kill God


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.733445 del
>>733382
BO is not equipped to deal with trolls on this board and he never will be. The old BO had the chance to expel this pest but instead backed the wrong horse. Blame him


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.733446 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.733447 del
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Ball is not swollen and not painful with underpants. Purple color is fading around the edges. Might have to face the music and go in to teh wage soon. :/

coffee day, look out.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.733448 del
>>733447
>I like my coffee like I like my women
>Ground up and in the freexer


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.733449 del
>>733426
IF you are IGAY, yes by all means off yourself.
If you are anyone else, dont be retarded.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.733450 del
is youtube forcing people to watch ads now? My ad blocker still seems to work


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.733451 del
>>733450
I watched a few without ads this morning and ublock seemed to be working.
Can you update the plugin?


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.733452 del
(557.95 KB 576x1024 QagcGocJ.mp4)


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.733453 del
>>733452
Handsome fella.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.733454 del
need to go see a bloke about a thing


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.733455 del
>>733445
The three of you need to go


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.733456 del
>>733402
aw hell thats some reactionary propo right there.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.733457 del
>>733455
yeah but me and nuro are popular, IGAY is a turd suck troll and the BO is a NPC.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.733458 del
>>733455
Agreed.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.733459 del
I'm really big on ausneets


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.733460 del
>>733459
Looking good NEET.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.733461 del
>>733459
Execs are the best NEETs.


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.733462 del
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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.733463 del
>>733462
tell us how big


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.733464 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.733465 del
>>733439
I'm going to start dry July


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.733466 del
>>733463
the biggest


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.733467 del
>>733454
back from seeing a bloke about a thing
little side hustle initiated


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.733468 del
>>733465
might do arid august


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.733469 del
>>733467
Good thing?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.733470 del
>>733469
After I helped that guy bypass the security system on a Corvette on Thursday mording, I spent yesterday afternoon making a little plug-in module to do the same thing. Showed it to him. Basically I'll make them for $20, sell them to him for $40, and he'll sell them to customers for $50.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.733471 del
>>733468
I'm gonna do sloshed out september.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.733472 del
>>733470
That sounds like a good deal, nice one.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.733473 del
>>733472
Yeah, it won't make a ton of money but the margins are good in terms of time and parts.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.733475 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.733476 del
>>733470
Cool, that's a good little racket


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.733477 del
>>733474
I died in an exploding helicopter once.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.733478 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.733479 del
Racquet*
I'm sorry


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.733480 del
>>733479
*rackwet


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.733481 del
Webby: no way am i ever gunna open that trapdoor
WEBBY AFTER A BOTTLE OF PLONK:


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:29 [Preview] No.733482 del
>>733473
pics of soldering iron


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.733483 del
>>733478
Why does no one make vegemite garlic bread? Forever I am wanting this.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.733484 del
>>733481
Is that NEET still living down there?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.733485 del
>>733483
I have never tried that but I am going to now next time I get garlic bread.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.733486 del
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>>733482
It's in the bathroom because mess. Blaming Bill.
I also have some others around the place.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.733487 del
>>733484
Yes, this was him while I was trying to watch LOTR: >>733408


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.733488 del
>>733486
>australian made
No shonky chinky junky 4 u


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.733489 del
>>733486
Is that in the bathroom.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.733490 del
>>733486
I have one of those clip stands with a magnifying glass attached, very useful thing.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.733491 del
Soldering while shidding


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.733492 del
>>733489
Yes. I'm running out of flat surfaces that aren't covered in junk


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.733493 del
>>733486
are you good at fixing computers and shit?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.733494 del
>>733486
did you ever use lead solder when you were younger?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.733495 del
>>733491
Heated poo knife.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.733496 del
>>733494
Still do. The roll I am using at the moment is the same roll Fatherbot taught me to solder with in the early 90s.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.733497 del
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>>733494
all solder has lead in it. I use disposable gloves when I solder and try not to breathe the smoke.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.733498 del
>>733491
We don't have our shitters in the same room as the shower.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.733499 del
>>733497
It's all tin and bullshit these days. Requires you to run the iron a shitload hotter than it needs to be just to melt the crap.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.733500 del
>>733498
A real issue with lizbefian houses.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.733501 del
>>733493
I wouldn't attempt eletronic repairs on motherboards or GPUs and the like, no.
I just know enough to be dangerous.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.733502 del
>>733501
Can you fix my computer? it doesnt work when I switch it on


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.733503 del
>>733500
The idea of combining the two is disgusting in a multi-person household. Nobody wants to shower or do their makeup or whatever while somebody else is taking a banging shit a foot away from them.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.733504 del
I noticed a lot of electronics teachers were really bad tempered, and wondered if they had neurological damage from a lifetime of inhaling lead smoke.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.733505 del
>>733504
more likely they were just on the spectrum and hated idiot children


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.733506 del
>>733502
Have you tried hitting it with a stick?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.733507 del
>>733504
The electronics teacher at my school was very vague like a hardcore choofhead.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.733508 del
Shiddin'


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.733509 del
>>733507
could be that, or one of those teachers who only knows what's on the page of the text book they are reading from at any point in time


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.733510 del
>>733506
street shitter


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.733511 del
>>733509
He used to zone out, he'd sit there staring at nothing like he was daydreaming and you'd have to scream his name to get his attention.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.733512 del
Old people are just younger people, but older.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.733514 del
>>733513
>Wish I was Lang Hancock.
dead and buried?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.733515 del
>>733503
If you shit down your leg or toilet paper isn't doing the job, you can waddle to the shower without getting caught.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.733516 del
>>733508
Power up the soldering iron.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.733517 del
>>733514
Well..


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.733518 del
I'm up. Still not out if bed.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.733519 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.733520 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-PXAOZwvv04 [Embed]


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.733521 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.733522 del
(1.01 MB 720x1088 cat waifu.mp4)


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.733523 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.733524 del
Wish I was still in bed. Wish I was dead.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.733525 del
>>733524
Have a shower and go for a walk, NOOT.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.733526 del
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>>733522
I once tried to get a picture of my cat looking at a picture of another cat looking at a picture of my cat but he wouldn't do it.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.733527 del
>>733524
Get up slowly and get yourself some more medicine.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.733528 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Go0hX5Pt7yM [Embed]


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.733529 del
>>733526
cheeky bugger knew what you were trying to do


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.733530 del
might go find a pepper pie or somethink


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.733531 del
>>733530
>or somethink
One Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.733532 del
>>733531
I don't think bakeries sell cherry ripeses


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.733533 del
>>733530
May I have a garlic bread and a jar of vegemite please.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.733534 del
Going sugar free was a mistake neets. Don't do as I have done.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.733535 del
>>733532
some sell cherry ripe slices


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.733536 del
>>733449
What if he is nuro?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.733537 del
>>733452
She is so pretty, I miss her.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.733538 del
>>733501
My soldering station. Thats my test bench PC that I run oscilloscopes and shit on. You will notice there is no toilet in sight, this is the hallmark of a superior solderer.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.733539 del
I invented vegemite garlic bread once


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.733540 del
>>733538
>oscilloscopes
'scopes


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.733541 del
i pee after cum


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.733542 del
Noone noticed I changed Aus NEETs to AusNEETs a month or so ago.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.733543 del
>>733542
yes did


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.733544 del
>>733525
The outside world is the issue.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.733545 del
>>733543
You did not.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.733546 del
>>733540
Your 'scopes have a water saving dual flush feature.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.733547 del
>>733546
360 no scope.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.733548 del
The heavy minerals in a NEETs turd conduct like wire, even underwater.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.733549 del
>>733538
Post your oscilloscopes plural please.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.733550 del
>>733538
>and shit on
Vile.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.733551 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.733552 del
>>733545
did so


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.733553 del
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>>733549
A neet lied about the number of 'scopes he had once.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.733554 del
>>733553
would touch her bobbies


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.733555 del
>>733542
Good. Now start banning the bad ones.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.733556 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.733557 del
>>733555
He was a fucking mong for thinking he could get of nuro without banning tiffin. As long as tiffin remains, so does nuro, and hence IGA.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.733558 del
>>733557
All three of them are dead, RIP.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.733559 del
>going to take a shit
>piblic toilet door ajar, not locked
>knock just to be sure
>Nah nobody there
>open door
>NEET on toilet holding his dick
>NEET cries out in alarm, moans and shits himself at the same time
>I turn 360 degrees and walk out of there
Goddamn it neets


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.733560 del
>>733559
If you turned 360 you would walk into the toilet.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.733561 del
>going to take a shit
>piblic toilet door ajar, not locked
>knock just to be sure
>Nah nobody there
>open door
>NEET on toilet holding a soldering iron


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.733562 del
>>733561
>walk in and join him
>he solders my nuts
Goddamn it neets


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.733563 del
>going to take a shit
>piblic toilet door ajar, not locked
>knock just to be sure
>Nah nobody there
>open door
>NEET on toilet shitting in a frying pan


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.733564 del
speaking of... time to empty my caboose


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.733565 del
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>going to take a shit
>piblic toilet door ajar, not locked
>knock just to be sure
>Nah nobody there
>open door


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.733567 del
>>733557
IGA, Tiffin and Nuro are the /ausneets/ trinity.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.733568 del
You just know its stanners that does all the literal shitposting here.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.733569 del
>>733555
User was banned for this post


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.733570 del
>>733568
Hey Keеgаn, how is life in the toilet? It must be cold in there without any sort of sheets or blankets.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.733571 del
JCVD is such a good moofie. I encourage all neets who love the medium to watch it.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.733572 del
tearing up here neets, its pretty emotional and complex emotionally


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.733574 del
tearing up here neets, it's a big shid


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.733575 del
>>733572
>tearing up
Spit on it!


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.733576 del
>>733573
That will give some NEETs the shids.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.733577 del
>>733410
Is it too late to attempt Dry July?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.733578 del
>>733577
You only have to stop drinking for 3 days, Smart NEET.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.733579 del
>>733577
3 days is better than 0 days


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.733580 del
JUST


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.733581 del
>>733452
Aren't women supposed to look better with makeup?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.733582 del
>>733577
Three days, might be do-able.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.733583 del
>>733581
>women
I fail to see the relevance of your remark.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.733584 del
>>733583
well bantered


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.733585 del
Got drunk and high for a bit


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.733586 del
>>733570
If you keep being a cunt I'll need to log in and ban you and I'm very lazy so please stop.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.733587 del
>>733583
>women
it's time chickendinner wordfiltered this


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.733588 del
Why is there no unicode for a third reich swassie?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.733589 del
>>733588
It's not a representation of a demonic sigil.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.733590 del
>>733588
Because you touch yourself.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.733591 del
Wearing one of my new t-shirts.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.733592 del
I used to think it was about the big dipper revolving around the north star, but due to procession, that's only how the sky looks like when its rotating through the year, for the past few thousand years.
So the swastika is older than how long the north star has been central to where north is perceived to be, so it can't be a representation of that.
Dunno what it is now.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.733593 del
>>733592
Excellent, thanks for that.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.733594 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.733595 del
>>733594
XL, I am a vile worthless skellie.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.733596 del
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Because these individual stars are in motion across space, this formation of the stars, as the big dipper looks today, is slowly moving.
It's only done this for a few thousand years, and the image of the swastika is older.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.733597 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.733598 del
>>733597
Giving yourself you's is slutty.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.733599 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.733600 del
>>733599
We may need an exorcist at some stage though.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.733601 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.733602 del
WhereisMovie you should probably close your womboflix tab.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.733603 del
>>733602
He's probably waiting for HP 28.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.733604 del
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Tonight on womboflix we present Vice(2018), and American biographical political satire black comedy-drama film. The film follows Cheney on his path to becoming the most powerful vice president in American history. 7pm AEST.

Tomorrow night is Ferris Buller's Day Off (1987), with that kid from Wargames skipping class for the day.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.733605 del
>>733603
He's just sitting in there doing vile farts.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.733606 del
>>733605
Not even bottling them...


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.733607 del
>>733605
garlic or kfc scented?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.733608 del
>>733604
Not sure if I'll be along tonight but I'll definitely be there for Ferris Bueller.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.733609 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.733610 del
having a rum
making dagwood dogs for dindins


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.733611 del
>he wont teach me how to play backgammon


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.733612 del
I kept farting during the concentric of my deadlifts last night which resulted in me huffing my farts in between reps.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.733613 del
>>733610
I just had lunch and only had two slices of bread left.
Going to be hungry by dindins.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.733614 del
>>733611
You can't handle taking it in the back, let alone the gammon


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.733615 del
>>733613
what did you put in the breada?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.733616 del
>>733615
Ham, cheese and pickle with double ham because only one sammitch.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.733617 del
Might reset the router.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.733618 del
might reset my life


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.733619 del
>>733617
Did it.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.733620 del
>>733619
Did it feel good?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.733621 del
>>733616
sounds tasty


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.733622 del
Afternoon poo fiends.
Wagon starts today, feeling ok after last nights 15.

Town is packed this weekend. Went to the vape shop and the girl complained about the previous customer trying to get a cheap price for chop chop. Referred to the customer as a 'terrorist' because she was some kind of pooskin. Love to see it.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.733623 del
might have another rum
that reminds me, the bws seems to have fired all the girls and has just had the same two blokes on for the last couple of weeks near as I can tell


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.733624 del
Not sure if I should have a nap, a wank, or do something productive.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.733625 del
>>733621
It was but I wish I had another one now.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.733626 del
>>733623
At my bws the staff all look like they are still in high school.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.733627 del
>tfw no longer get wished a lovely evening when buying my booze


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.733628 del
Emptied the crumbs out of the air fryer and wiped out the oil/grease.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.733629 del
Working at a bottle-o would be quite the experience for young folks
Imagine seeing a NEET like me walk in at 9am wearing grotty trackies and thongs and buying goon in 50c pieces


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.733630 del
>>733629
You should tell them that you're a boong and that it's racist to disapprove of your behaviour.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.733631 del
>>733629
I used to live near a pub that had a 9am happy hour there was always 5 or 6 old blokes waiting for it to open.
It was a very bad home area.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.733632 del
>>733628
Well clean'd.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.733633 del
I also got a $7 discount on my alcohol today.
I got a $15 bottle of wine and two $8 cans of rum, which should have totaled $31. I think the guy scanned one of the cans 3 times and didn't do the wine, so it cost $24. Not sure if generous or idiot.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.733634 del
>>733631
Some old blokes will sit in a pub all day but only drink one beer every hour and a half or so. Think they're just lonely or something.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.733635 del
garn woolies to get some neet treats, any executives want anything?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.733636 del
>>733634
I think those guys are pre-internet NEETs.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.733637 del
>>733635
Kilo pack of maltesers thanks.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.733638 del
>>733633
That's a good win either way.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.733639 del
>>733637
You watching your figure?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.733640 del
>>733602
Where is 🎥


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.733641 del
>>733639
I thought asking for two of the 880gram buckets would have been a bit much.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.733642 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.733643 del
>>733627
Send them an email. Mine still has a girl.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.733644 del
>>733628
A pointless task.
It operates best when there's a light crust.
Just tip and continue.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.733645 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.733646 del
>>733631
That sounds cool.
3 pints at 9am with breaky.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.733647 del
>>733642
a whimsical chortler
a haughty harrumpher


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.733648 del
>>733646
If they did egg and bacon and sausages and hash brown I would do this every day


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.733649 del
>>733633
They sacked everyone except the two doofuses


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.733650 del
>>733648
>>733646
This place was an old pub/music venue, I think toasted sandwiches and sausage rolls were about all they offered.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.733651 del
>>733650
Toasted Kraft slice and sweet mustard pickles please.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.733652 del
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Why would he want their protection, given they're 0 for 2 (or 2-0, depending on your point of view)? Also why didn't he wait until day 89 to make this tweet?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.733653 del
>>733652
0-3/3-0 if you count Reagan getting shot


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.733654 del
>>733651
Iirc I think you got two ham&cheese toasties for $2, just order at the bar and he'd walk off and make them.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.733655 del
>>733652
>0 for 2
You're only counting the guys who have been killed. You have to count the guys who are still alive.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.733656 del
>>733655
>>733653
apart from lincoln (who created ss), jfk, and reagan, did another president get shot?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.733657 del
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>>733652
the missing zapruder frames


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.733658 del
>>733656
McKinnley and Garfield. But there have been many, many attempts including on recent presidents, and the secret service hasn't lost anyone since RFK in 1968. They should get some credit for their successes.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.733660 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.733661 del
I think all seppo politicians should be shot.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.733662 del
>>733659
These were all non-events or even made up shit


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.733663 del
*knock knock*


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.733664 del
>>733663
who's there?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.733665 del
must have been the wind


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.733666 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.733667 del
pork chop


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.733668 del
>>733604
But I dont feel like watching Vice. I want to watch a sci-fi moofie. Theres lots of star trek moofies, maybe we can check them out dunno just saying


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.733669 del
>>733645
shopped


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.733670 del
(2.47 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1702.jpg)


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.733671 del
>>733610
>dagwood
boomer cartoon strip
>>733670
Fine looking 'dogs there
are they bought ones?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.733672 del
>>733670
Yummo.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.733673 del
>>733668
>But I dont feel like watching Vice.
Then don't.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.733674 del
>>733670
I feel like the batter on that could be more golden and lumpy.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.733675 del
>>733671
>are they bought ones?
just freezer section ones from woolies
put them in the mike for 30 seconds and then in the air fryer for 6 minutes or so


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.733676 del
>>733673
How about this one. I havent seen it for a while. We can give it a go. You'll like it.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.733677 del
>>733674
yeah
they're a bit disappoint


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.733678 del
>>733675
you could have nuked them a bit longer. Did you turn them in the turbo?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.733679 del
>>733676
Vote at the appropriate junctures and stfu the rest of the time


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.733680 del
>>733676
I'm not a fan of Soy Trek.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.733681 del
>>733679
But you don't understand, he needs to whine about what "moofies" people watch and also refuse to vote for one.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.733682 del
>>733678
The box said nuke for 30 seconds, and I have a 1200 watt microwave which is usually more powerful than the box had in mind. I didn't turn or rattle them in the air fryer.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.733683 del
>>733682
from froxen? I would have nuked them for four times that long on med-low.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.733684 del
>>733683
Is your z key broken?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.733685 del
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little lemon cheesecake for pudding now


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.733686 del
>>733681
why do we have to vote? theres like four of us max and cruisey spite votes multiple times for his marxist fetish. We just need to watch what I pick, as the board moofies expert.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.733687 del
>>733676
>Star Trek Beyond
Condemned by the critical drinker. I will play the beastie boys scene from it though.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.733688 del
>>733685
I think your supposed to pop it out on a nice saucer and dribble some red flavored shit over it.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.733689 del
I Am Nigger never complains about moofies.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.733690 del
>>733686
You could just hold your own streams, and see if anyone turns up.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.733691 del
>>733688
It's not a panna cotta or creme caramel


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.733692 del
>>733689
Is he a neger?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.733693 del
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Ok neets, Vice (2018) will be on in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.733694 del
>>733684
xionist


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.733695 del
>>733686
I am the spite voter and I am not a Cruisey.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.733696 del
>>733695
Possum you boong!


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.733697 del
>>733686
You cry about Marxism then suggest Star Trek.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.733698 del
>>733691
>creme caramel
or lan aux oeufs au caramel as the french call it


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.733699 del
>>733697
star fleet command is basically space jews with their loving the alien niggers and stuff


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.733700 del
the borg are palastine


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.733701 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.733702 del
>>733698
>lan
Does he make a good one?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.733703 del
>>733702
it's LAN
you slop it into your network port


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.733704 del
i ate food


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.733705 del
>>733690
Moofiesflix is waiting to enter the project pipeline.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.733706 del
possum slopped into my network port with no consent once


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.733707 del
>>733704
good food?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.733708 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.733709 del
Was pretending to show Zelig just a trick to winkle out the NEETs with jewish inclinations?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.733710 del
William Shatner is no communist you faggot


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.733711 del
>>733689
He's a good NEET.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.733712 del
>>733709
>suggesting it was an ironic or prank showing.
More jew tricks from board marxist


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.733714 del
>>733712
We didn't watch it though.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.733715 del
>>733714
only because I called out your jewish tricks.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.733716 del
>>733715
Still not Cruisey.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.733717 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.733718 del
>>733716
(You) gaslighting


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.733719 del
Might become Cruisey actually all the cool NEETs are doing it.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.733720 del
I'm worried that I may be Crusiey as well.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.733721 del
>>733720
/auscruiseys/


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.733722 del
Don't wanna play black gammon, I wanna play white gammon!


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.733723 del
>>733719
We have Local Cruisey, International Cruisey, and Tom Cruisey. Which Cruisey will you be?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.733724 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.733725 del
>>733723
I wanna be The Dread Pirate Cruisey.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.733726 del
I Am Nigger Cruisey


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.733727 del
>>733726
Mrs Cruisey


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.733728 del
>>733724
Technically I'm Tom Cruisey, somehow that comment last night contributed to a spazz attack.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.733729 del
The ghost of Cruisey past


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.733730 del
Too many cruiseys


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.733731 del
>Suddenly Tiffin realised he was completely surrounded by Cruiseys


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.733732 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.733733 del
Happy Coconut Day!


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.733734 del
>>733733
What are you drinking during the moofie?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.733735 del
>>733733
Happy Coconut Day to you too.
I completely forgot


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.733736 del
>>733734
5,8% coconut milk, 3,8% rice, rest is water and additives
1L cost about 3 USD, woe.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.733737 del
Do Hungarians eat pork?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.733738 del
>>733733
What is this? Google had nothing for today when I googled it this mording.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.733739 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.733740 del
>>733738
Japs did a really bad bombing attempt on us in WW2 on this day


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.733741 del
The box says "plant based". What plant? Nuclear power plant?
If it was 100% coconut milk I'd guess it's not made of animals.

>>733738
July 29 bombing of strategically important coconut plantation in Australia.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.733742 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.733743 del
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>>733739
See you there.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.733744 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.733745 del
>>733737
Yes.
I think it was already discussed.
I also posted bunch of pics of various types of szalonna, which are made of pigs.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.733746 del
>>733743
Looking good.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.733747 del
>>733560
don't know if you're a newfag or advanced troll


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.733748 del
>>733478
>The slices also use margarine instead of butter


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.733749 del
>>733747
Could be home sweet home for him.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.733750 del
>>733748
>margarine
vile


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.733751 del
>>733556
>tfw no Eva to SNIFF


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.733752 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.733753 del
Wasted the day again. Fuck.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.733754 del
>>733753
me too man, me too. Pretty soon I'll have wasted most my life.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.733755 del
>>733753
Plan to do something tomorrow.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.733756 del
>>733755
Sounds like a recipe for failure.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.733757 del
>>733753
I jogged a few laps of a soccer field an hour ago. That and grocery shopping are today's 'achievements'.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.733758 del
this pie is positively bussin', fr fr no cap ong


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.733759 del
I miss nuro's use of ebonics.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.733760 del
imagine missing someone that never existed


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.733761 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.733762 del
>>733760
It's the thought that counts.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.733763 del
>>733762
I thought something once.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.733764 del
>>733762
>thinking
ishygddt


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.733765 del
Vice seems to be mainly about how some fat guy from wyoming is responsible for everything that went wrong with america in the 2000s rather than the jews.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.733766 del
>>733765
you are a jew


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.733767 del
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being a bit cheeky and cooking 2 more pies


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.733768 del
>>733767
Well pie'd.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.733769 del
>>733767
what's your current body weight champ?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.733770 del
>>733769
Get fucked tiffin.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.733771 del
>>733770
Didn't he die?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.733772 del
>>733767
I like the Charlotte's Bakery Slow Cooked Steak & Pepper Pies especially when you add extra pepper.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.733774 del
Got something I need to do and I am too lazy to do it. Fuck.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.733775 del
>>733774
Too lazy to fuck?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.733776 del
To drunk to fuck


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.733777 del
To fuck the drunk.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.733778 del
drunk fuck toto


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.733779 del
some neets are organising a boycott against next week's movie zelig


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.733780 del
>>733779
There just needs to be a Le Happy Merchant emote.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.733781 del
>>733779
If that vile movie Zelig is shown I shall rise up and watch it with the NEETs.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.733782 del
>>733779
Its not even one of his jew movies.
For secular audiences


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.733783 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.733784 del
>>733777
I had a spoken word album of Jellos once.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.733785 del
>>733783
No, that is low effort


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.733786 del
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Even the right one for an emote.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.733787 del
brain feels broken after bendering


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.733788 del
>>733785
We'll use one of these instead 🤑 💸 💰


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.733789 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.733790 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.733791 del
>>733790
Harry Potter and the Old Pedo


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.733792 del
>>733789
Much better
Shylock is a happy merchant.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.733793 del
>>733792
He is the classic.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.733794 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.733795 del
>>733791
kek, well bantered


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.733796 del
>>733794
His pants have arse protectors


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.733797 del
>>733796
Banned at the commune


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.733798 del
>>733797
A dishonourable garment.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.733799 del
>>733787
The brain damage slowly sneaks in.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.733800 del
Real NEETs don't need brains


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.733801 del
>>733800
Because they're pickling?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.733802 del
my penis smells


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.733803 del
>>733767
>cooking
heating*


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.733804 del
>>733801
I prefer to say preserved.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.733805 del
>>733803
*cooking


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.733806 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.733807 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.733808 del
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>>733802
No img. Wtf.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.733809 del
>>733670
>ketchup
>made in new zealand


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.733810 del
>>733808
haha, get no image'd, kid


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.733811 del
Good morning, have a


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.733812 del
Good morning, have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.733813 del
>>733811
>>733812
Good afternoon.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.733814 del
>>733811
Dude...really...ffs, smh...


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.733815 del
>>733812
Did you sneeze?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.733816 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.733817 del
>>733815
No, someone being a smart ace...


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.733818 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.733819 del
>>733816 Realtime buggs out sometimes, it's also how people can see and copy other


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.733820 del
>>733816
Realtime buggs out sometimes, it's also how people can see and copy other's posts, before they post them.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.733821 del
>>733820
ban evasion


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.733822 del
All that effort kek


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.733823 del
>>733821
Who? Idk wtf you're on about.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.733824 del
>>733823
dw, the bo doesn't do anything about that anymore


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.733825 del
>>733822
No, just a non neet being an ass. No respect.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.733826 del
>he's breaking character


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.733827 del
>>733816
>>733820
Looks ok now.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.733828 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.733829 del
>>733828
fuck off cunt faggot


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.733830 del
🖕


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.733831 del
>>733580
got a link to the audiobook?
asking for a friend >;_))$


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.733833 del
>>733530
think less, eat pepper pie more ;)


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.733834 del
>>733513
Just be thankful your name isn't Hung Longcock.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.733835 del
Where should I get breakfast tomorrow, Real Cruisey?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.733836 del
>>733832
Heh.
Also for me it only works on .net, not on .gg or .org.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.733838 del
Regular expressions frustration.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.733839 del
>>733838
glob my knob


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.733840 del
>>733836
Kwality


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.733841 del
going to bed
real cruisey had better have answered my question when I arise at 6am


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.733842 del
>>733823
>Idk wtf you're on about
>o7
You're more transparent than an invisible condom.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.733843 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.733844 del
Suffering stress


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.733845 del
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>>733765
>some fat guy from wyoming


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.733846 del
>>733844
Ever had professional massage? And I don't mean a chink rub&tug.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.733847 del
>>733845
based darf


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.733848 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.733849 del
Big choofs and Islam documentaries and inflamed eczema in the dark at 2am.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.733850 del
Want to start using stones and cubits as units of measurements.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.733851 del
>>733841
Revival Cafe in Blakeview.
Get the Biggies Breakfast $22.
Have a turmeric latte $5 and a salted date smoothy $9
Baristas Breakfast $13 sounds like the shit yourself special. Only go for that if you have the Chilli Scramble $18.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.733852 del
>>733845
I feel uncomfortable. I literally look like the person in the image.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.733853 del
>>733852
Well, at least not like this >>733848 guy


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.733854 del
Waldemar Januszczak might be the best troll


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.733855 del
Should be asleep.
Rosemary and garlic powder o chips and tendies.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.733856 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.733857 del
morning neetbros


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.733858 del
My coffee machine's fucked. Smoke is coming out of the switch


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.733859 del
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it made one last cup of coffee and now my kitchen smells of electrical smoke


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.733860 del
>>733859
Will that be enough?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.733861 del
>>733857
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.733862 del
>>733841
That's Local Cruisey.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.733863 del
>>733837
Good article I wonder what took so long for them to do it. There were serious quality concerns about the cars last year around the world. I wonder if this campaign influenced it which is a really good ad
https://insideevs.com/news/677226/watch-oil-giant-exxonmobil-thinly-veiled-anti-ev-commercial/


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.733864 del
>>733851
I went there a couple of weeks ago, remember?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.733865 del
>>733857
mording
>>733861
mording


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.733866 del
Noticed some pink bits in the hamburgers I cooked for breakfast. Why does everything go wrong for me?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.733867 del
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facebook has gone too far this time


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.733868 del
>>733866
You'll survive.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.733869 del
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>https://twitter.com/DanielAndrewsMP/status/1684454013297885184
>'This is the newly elected First People's Assembly of Victoria.'
The age of white man is over. The time of boong rulership is at hand.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.733870 del
>>733869
Praise Be to the Boongs.
I for one welcome our new Boong Ovelords.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.733871 del
>>733869
lol they're almost all quadroons or octoroons


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.733872 del
BOONG KINGS!


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.733873 del
>>733865
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.733874 del


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.733875 del
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>>733871
A couple of the guys over the right might be quadroons, but most of our boong kings are at least 95% white


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.733876 del
>>733869
Cheap fuel for all?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.733877 del
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NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.733878 del
>>733877
Based.
C H I C K E N
B U R G A H


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.733879 del
>>733878
It's sad they don't let him drink beer when they go out.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.733880 del
>>733879
Needs better herders, we should direct him to UMMpty.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.733881 del
>>733879
He's still a Chad.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.733882 del
>>733881
That's nice. Must be good to completely lack self awareness like that.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.733884 del
>>733883
Some days you mong the mong and other days the mong mongs you.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.733885 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.733886 del
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Less than two months ago it was still May, and there seemed lots of time left. Now it's nearly August and 2/3rds of the year is over. Woe. Woe. Woe.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.733887 del
>>733886
Time is falling away from you.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.733888 del
>>733886
If it causes you that much woe then change your life.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.733889 del
might get some garlic bread to eat away my sorrows


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.733890 del
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>>733889
I'll have some too.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.733891 del
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Ball is still swollen but mostly comfy. Got an early night after the moofie and had amazing dreams. Might have a go on the oscilloscope today.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.733892 del
Went to a place called Badgers with Boners or something in Salisbury. Waiting on “Frank’s Big Breakfast”, which is bacon, eggs, hash browns, homemade sausage patty, chorizo, tomardo, mushroom, toasts, and homemade relish.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.733893 del
>>733892
sounds pricey, do you really believe the relish is home made?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.733894 del
>>733892
Is there any badgers?


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.733895 del
>>733893
It might be. The hash brown and sausage patty certainly were. It was $23, which I feel is reasonable for what was provided.

>>733894
Not that I have seen. Staff all appear to be lesbians or former prisoners. Friendly though.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.733896 del
>>733895
Demand they show you a badger or give you a free meal.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.733897 del
>>733895
Watch your valuables closely


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.733898 del
>>733895
That sounds like a good feed for $23.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.733899 del
>>733896
great idea retard, just piss off the murderers on day release


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.733900 del
>>733899
Lol, try harder


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.733901 del
>>733898
It was. Considering my usual KFC slop costs $25.xx, it was good value and probably healthier.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.733902 del
>>733900
I'm not the retard eating at a place where the staff hate men or hate normal people.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.733903 del
>>733902
You're crying.


NEET 07/29/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.733904 del
>>733901
Excellent, glad it was good.