HOW IS IT?

When, Wombo?

old thread >>732025

Are (You) here to improve the place or keep it down?

>>733030
By improve do you mean fagging it up with bullshit and talking down to people?

>>733010
I like cats too

>>733032
1488 BEST 88

>>733027
For you, never.

And now the shit eater has joined in with meme boy.
See you later NEETs.

>>733027
When it actually gets released on bit torrent. We're going to screen the following movies the day they're released: Mission Impossible; The Sound of Freedom; and Oppenheimer. If any neets can alert me as soon as they see a good torrent for those, I'd appreciate it.

>>733036
>good torrent
Whats wrong with a cam version with ads in hindi for gaming websites?

IGA, Nuro and Tiffin. The trifecta of /ausneets/ faggotry.

Severely woed today.

feel severely JUSTed today

>>733039
>>733040
What's up?

Need to get back into daily walks before feet rot off.

>>733027
lol teh correct spelling is right in front of you

>>733042
Probably a good idea.

Severely woed. Suicidal thoughts again. Not sure if I should get some goon or attempt to suffer through it.

Are any of the real NEETs here or is it just the shit eater still?

>Shit eater
Who is this?

>>733046
I'm here.

>>733048
Hey NEET, how's your day going?

>>733049
Not good, feeling pretty justed but I've felt like this for more than a fortnight at this point.
You?

Ate a packet full of almond biscuit things from aldi, regretting it now

Might sign up for tiffos natsoc cbt session.

>>733050
That's no good, I hope you pull through it soon, >tfw is not much fun.
Trying to find things to occupy myself tbh, it gets difficult especially when the weathers like this.

>>733052
Its gone purple. I'm sure thats normal.

$103.75 to have the mechanic repair the problem they created two weeks ago.

>>733049
>replying to the shit eater
With a client who just told me a story about how when he was a kid, him and his brother used to share baths. His brother did a shit in it and got scared that the parents would find out, so client convinced him to hide it, in his belly.

>>733054
It is not.

>>733055
Fark that's evil.
>>733056
Is the brother on your books as well?

>>733057
yeah it should be yellow.

>>733055
why did you do that?

jellypeno

this is all obama's fault for causing the gfc

what is weber's favourite chili sauce?

>>733062
Do what? Get the car fixed? Because it is critical I can drive Motherbat to the hospital and back the week after next.

>>733066
go to same one

>>733056
I peed in the sink once.

>>733065
Is the NEET asking questions about the foodstuffs the one making the bad posts lately?

molly is a whore name

molly ringworm

>>733069
I'm not IGA, Nuro or Tiffin.

>>733073
In that case, I don't really have one. I cook with Frank's Red Hot sauce occasionally, but that's not the same as the asian style chilli sauces you are probably talking about.

>>733074
Thanks.

>>733075
How about you?

>>733076
I'm fond of sriracha sauce, but also depends on the level of spiciness I want at the time and what I'm having it with.

Strange Encounters With Frog People

A 4 slice toaster would be too much power for me to handle.

>>733080
In my experience they do a worse job than a 2 banger

he wiggled it at me

>>733081
I use the grill but I do ham and cheese toast most of the time.

>>733083
no tomato?

>>733084
Nah.

>>733085
sad but understandable

>>733087
yeah

>>733086
>sad but understandable
We can't all enjoy steamers for breakfast like you.

>>733089
what's wrong? you seem antagonistic for no reason

>>733077
I opted out of the video before it started because its too controversial.

>>733090
You seem like someone with no friends who annoys people just to get a response because nobody will talk to him otherwise.
And you have shit on your chin.

>>733069
Imagine being a big baby.

>>733092
how did that comment of mine piss you off?

So deseperate for someone to notice him.

tom cruise told me psychology isn't real

>>733097
Did he tell you that in an auditorium full of people dressed the same way?

You retards should learn to internalise.

>>733098
yes, they were all really lovely

>>733098
Scientology would actually be a step up for him.

I rock slammed an e-meter once

neets mistaking other neets again

>>733102
I dont like your tone. Tom is a really friendly and genuine guy when you get to know him.

>>733105
he seems to have been in a bad mood all day

>>733104
YOU SHTUP CRUISEY I RUE THE DAY MY ROMANIAN ASSASSINS FAILED

And now he's doing the thing where he talks to himself and pretends he has a friend here.
Kek

>>733094
He was making similar replies to me yesterday.

>>733110
i guess some neets are really passionate about tomatoes

>>733110
Hi persona A that uses capital letters, can I introduce you to persona B>>733111 that does not use capital letters?
I think you will get along really well.

Still feel awful. Started crying over some really minor and silly. Going to just try to relax a bit and do some reading. I'll go to the gym later. Hopefully I will feel better after that.

>>733109
Some schizos never change

>>733097
I can tell you were shocked

>>733112
I'm glad to see you've found the shift key and managed to stop putting spaces before punctuation marks.

>>733115
I didn't like that film. Jamie Fox was a major weakness of it, he can't compete as an actor with Tom.

I hope the other NEET that I am is nice to me, I tend to be mean to be so I hope the other me isn't.

This was a really good filim. I'm into the alaska crime moofies now. Might also look for other robin williams flix that arent silly.

>>733117
It's not his fault he's a nigger. He'd have chosen to be tom cruise too if he could.

>>733109
LOOL you gotta wonder which posts he trolls himself.

>>733113
Hope you start feeling better soon, it sucks when emotions get the better of us like that. Have you drunk enough water and other basic stuff like that?

>>733119
Isn't the next season of True Detective set there or something?

Remember neets, womboflix is relying on YOU to alert us when torrents of mission impossible are available. And don't post little mermaid links and claim it's mission impossible, we'll notice. Probably.

>>733123
Yeah, cheers neet.
This just comes and goes. I haven't been lifting lately and I've found that to be very good at helping me with my emotions. I just need to get back into the swing of it and I'll be right.

>>733125
I miss rarbg.

>>733126
It's been a week since I went as well, gonna be a painful workout when I get back.

>>733129
Two weeks for me, and another two weeks for the one before that.

>>733129
>>733126
It is harder to get motivated in winter.

>>733125
Blue ray gets released on october 10

Are we watching Zelig tonight?

I've noticed that over the past few years that my skin gets dry in winter.

>>733133
The jew moofie?
Vetoed

>>733134
I'm just surprised it isn't India or Pakistan.

>>733136
It got the most votes.

Tiffin is the worst neet on the board.

>>733139
(You) all love me.

Who is the neet that has been really nasty the last few days?

>>733141
To you? All of us.

>>733142
Oh, it's you.
You still don't know who I am, do you?

>>733143
you don't know who he is

>>733144
According to tiffo I don't know who I am. I'm meant to be some other neet.

>>733146
you're who you're told you are

>>733146
It's hilarious how all three of our lolcows do that.

my penis smells

why does he post anime shit here?

To get a reaction from the neets that don't like it.

>>733148
In Dune, Lady Jessica says: "In politics, the tripod is the most unstable of all structures."
Maybe we need to conscript one of the other neets into also being a lolcow. Imagine the tantrums then.

>>733153
not an answer

>>733154
It was answered for me.

>>733155
I look foward to them both.

>>733152
When we had three they did tend to form alliances and turn on each other.
I think you may beonto something there.

>>733138
Yet again we see that democracy benefits only jews

>>733160
Cruisey actually voted twice. Zelig got one nomination vote and one vote to screen it, same as all the other movies.

>>733161
I have to admit, my vote was out of spite.

>>733162
I hope you suffer through the movie.

>>733164
Meh, If I can watch explosion and car chase films I can watch anything.

>>733163
That is an extremely bad home.

>>733166
Fuck me, too sad to even edit my posts properly. I keep rewriting the same sentence again and again to better express the same thought but I don't make any progress on it and just make a mess of the whole fucking thing.

>>733166
If this is how bad you feel now imagine how bad it'll be after you've watched zellig

>>733169
JUST

>>733162
WOMBO CHANGE THE FILIM TONIGHT NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH IT


I suggest JCVD 2008 as a suitable replacement

the first rule of alcoholism is to have fun

>>733173
no one wants that

>>733173
Van damme taught Kylie Minogue how to shove walnuts up his arse.

>>733169
And yet here we are, no one was really banned in the end.
Thanks for your service BO [s]

>>733141
The neets have habits.

Where is the link to the previous thread?

>>733173
Fuck off you parasite.

>>733182
Why is he a parasite?

>>733181
Well bantered.

Why do my hands smell like smoke?

>>733175
>votes twice for jew culture moofie he has no interest in really
You're a marxist pushing jew degeneracy on retard cattle for your perverse amusement, cruisey.

>>733181
that would be pretty comfy with my current sports injury NGL

>>733185
I don't know but because of you asking I discovered that there is now 3rd hand smoke these days.

>>733188
Cruisey was hospitalised after trying to hold a choof with his neetstick once.

>>733186
There is a reason your gay little board died.

>>733187
Can't you just run around in a dressing gown?

>>733191
The jews did it.

>>733181
He does look really happy with that jug, if it's goon he's a real NEET.

>>733193
Literally accurate

>>733194
I thought it was a piss jug.

>>733196
He could be admiring a good piss I guess.

Morning
Wagon today

>>733162
This one? >>731770

>>733198
Afternoon.

>Wagon today
Sounds do-able?

>>733199
No it was >>731766

>>733198
Afternoon, how's your nose?

I don't know what film you're discussing but I'd like to vote contrary to tiffin.

>>733203
Welcome to team zelig NEET.

>>733201
That's fine then. We do need a happy merchant emote for it when it airs.

>>733205
I did say that I will kick Cruisey in the nuts if he doesn't show up.

It really grinds my gears when I purchase something online and select express postage and the cunts don't put it in the mail that day or the next morning.

>>733207
A comic I read recently had a gay nazi political party called Aryan Thrust in it.

>>733212
Is it Cruisey taking the photo?

>>733207
>>733209
Hot!

>>733208
Unless its absolutely urgent, I go for the cheapest post. I will also try to find somewhere nearby with the item to pick it up.

>>733211
Oh not the old folks home!

>>733216
Iirc the president is a brain in a jar in that one.

what can a lonely neet do on friday night?

>>733218
have a binge
have a wank
have a goon
rent a skank

>>733218
Ask a NEET to take you to Barbie 2023.

>>733218
i had my kfc and put my jamies on
opened a bottle of wine
might watch some tv shows or youtubes

>>733218
shuck a little corn

Do they still have amusement parks?

Ok I've thought of something - museums. I just don't want any holocaust or celebrate diversity museums.

>>733203
(You) gaslighting

...jewish museum, chinese museum, hellenic museum, italiano museum...is there a single fucking museum dedicated to celebrating the achievements of anglo-saxons?

>>733226
Bri'ish Museum is dedicated to the greatest Anglo-Saxon achievement: stealing from just about every folk of the world.

>>733226
...immigration museum....aboriginal museum (shouldn't they be renaming it to first nations museum?)

Is there any other Anglo-Saxon achievement tho?

>>733227
Did they ever invade Hungary?

>>733230
We got bombed by USAF pretty thoroughly.

>>733231
We got bombed by the japs a little bit

Japsliterally dropped a hand granade from a double-decker.

>>733234
Yes, that one.

Hey, that's tomorrow. Some celebration is in order.

>>733237
Coconut Day!

>>733236
It was a strategically important coconut plantation.

>>733235
They did fuck Darwin up pretty badly but it was mainly american troops got blown up.

I bet Anglos stole something even from Romania. That's pretty big achievement.

>>733238
Sounds good. Needs coconut milk.

>>733240
And nothing of value was lost.

>>733241
Needs coconut milk and rum.

>>733242
>That's pretty big achievement.
Chortled.

>>733242
Anglos are superior.

>>733244
To Scots.

>>733245
We're superior to everyone.

mushroom'd

>>733227
>stealing from just about every folk of the world
wouldn't have happened if anybody put up any sort of a fight

>>733248
It's not even theft, it's preservation considering what the barbarian hordes are like.

The scottish are oddly split. They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen, but most the place seems to be filled with low iq drunks and druggies. Even in the 18th and 19th century people noted how impoverished it was compared to england.

Imagine not being English.

>>733250
>They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen
They're just Anglos that happen to be in Scotland, just like any and all productive Irish are also just Anglos.

>>733252
I've often suspected the bad scots were all celts from the highlands while the good scots were actually ethnic anglos with funny accents.

>>733250
They were where the English would go to bash people for centuries.

>>733251
The picture these days would have the english girl tied up and a bunch of pajeets and negroes standing around.

next time i pet a stray cat i might pick it up

>>733251
Somewhat normal looking set of teeth?

>>733257
You might pick up some fleas.

>>733259
not many hungarians around here thankfully

>>733257
And probably pick up a few diseases too. You don't know where that pussy's been.

weak immune systems

>>733259
Our banned arsehole is back in case you were wondering.

no movie

>>733264
woe

>>733263
>arsehole
you better pluralise that, both are here

>>733264
I can put on the second episode of Northern Exposure if you want.

>>733267
I'd be into that

Shiddin'

Ok neets, we'll be playing the second episode of Northern Exposure in a few minutes on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>733270
Cool.

>>733267
Yeah

eating liver

Bet placed

>>733274
good luck

>>733251
I love being ethnically English.

Going to the gym for the first time in a fortnight. Hopefully a big lift session.

There is no security guard on the Gawler central train right now. They really ought to have one. Some menacing cunt keeps pacing the length of it and threatening people. Bad home.
There were wet wipes covered in shit at the Broadmeadows railway station. Fucking horrible area.

wankless weekend has begun

Ran out of goon so I had some blue blocks I found in the train dunny. Feeling pretty good RN NGL. Looks like I'm the top dog on this ride tonight kek. Going to find some ladies to talk to or failing that, some wimp to roll for cigarette money and his bussy.

>>733278
>There were wet wipes covered in shit at the Broadmeadows railway station.
Chux

sperg?

>>733281
I was going ask that question, thanks.

>>733280
>and his bussy.
Hot!

real nuro would've posted a picture of his bike outside of some club

>>733285
real nuro never existed

>>733280
Monk no!

keeping it real nuro

>>733285
>>733287
>>733289
RIP.

>>733290
Why do only the good die young?
God is cruel.

rubbing the head

>>733121
the lyrics are nice, but the song is so monotonous that after listening 30 seconds you listened to the whole song

>>733293
you're literally romanian

>>733291
He was in his late 40s. That is a good innings for an exec at that weight.

>>733297
He was a handsome devil.

i am sleepy, taker of naps

>>733299
I Am Nigger

>>733300
no you're not

>>733277
Good job. I'm contemplating how to get the rest of the vodka out of the car discreetly

>>733285
kek

Reminiscing about the time he shaved his balls for his date that he abruptly stopped talking about.

>>733297
was it the forte or the blue blocks that killed him?

>>733303
She couldn't support a man of his calibre.

>>733306
neither could a bed frame

>>733305
Helicopter crash, suspected maintenance issue.

>>733298
I once made a spech where I compared him to a dead Julius Caesar.

>>733250
>filled with low iq drunks and druggies
/ausneets/

>>733166
when I was a kid all I wanted was to be a tractorist
>>733168
happens now and then
nothing makes any sense no matter how many times you re arrange the words of how many times you reformulate

>>733302
>how to get the rest of the vodka out of the car discreetly
Backseat buttchug

Monk needs to start drinking in public like a boong.

>>733313
I used to drink in my uni library when it was open after midnight around exam times

>>733313
Gooncaves are an old NEET tradition.

>>733314
Having a bottle of wine and a cigar and a read in the library sounds very civilised.

Can neets recommend a good youtube channel for talmudic studies?

Getting worried about age related cognitive decline.

not very found of the recent self righteous posts

>>733320
There's a couple of banned NEETs who have returned and nothing is being done about it for some reason.

>>733322
Charon no!

>>733242
kek
I'm pretty sure that slowly but surely their culture is going to ruin every goddamn shithole on earth

Pretty sure this is the shit eater doing a romanian flag.

>>733320
Just ignore.

>>733325
We are ruined already.

>>733250
>They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen, but most the place seems to be filled with low iq drunks and druggies.
with higher heights you get deeper depths; nothing new under the sun

>>733328
You gotta give him a coin though.

QUINTS AN ITS ALL GONNA BE GOOD FOR THA NEETS
AN THA BO'LL FUGGIN COME BACK AN DO IS JOB

>>733294
sorry
>>733295
it's better
>>733296
not my kind of music

>>733330
A man's gotta eat!

>>733333
Thanks Wizzy

>>733321
rip
>>733326
nah, it was me
>>733327
been doing that already
when you argue with fools you are no better

>>733333
Thanks Wizzy

>>733333
Thanks Wizzy.

Come on collingwood fucken ell

>>733333
Nice one Wizzy.

Carn whatever the other team is!

>>733311
>tractorist
is that some kind of special tourist?

It's time we got rid of the boongs on this board

>>733346
We'll stick ya cuz

>>733338
Exactly.

>>733346
A boong board.

>>733334
I love the violin towards the end. It works well with her voice.

Okay?

Didn't know the dominoes or cards were in the case. There's also two leather cups. $15 from the specials board.
The dominoes have metal studs in the middle.

>>733351
Saves the time it takes to have a cuppa in the morning

>>733353
All we need now is toast on a rope.

>>733352
That's a nice deal, is it a decent case?

There was a Hungarian on Krautchan who sometimes impersonated other Hungarians. It was fun, made everyone confused, and actually muddied the water, was harder to tell who is who.
So I'm not sure if I should point out this >>733348 post was not done by me.

>>733344
Carn the Carlton Steamers!!!

>>733356
He always makes posts intended to cause trouble and often samefags.

On the cheap vodka again, listening to Acid Bath again

>>733345
ironically yes
unironically it's just driving one of these fuckers

So are all three of nuro, iga and tiffin back?

>>733358
Just ignore.

>>733356
kek we are in danger

>>733357
Just don't add too much char.

>>733345
>>733361
There was a Pidorussian on Krautchan whose dream was having sex with Hungarian tractorist.

>>733366
The tractor or the operator?

>>733367
Tractorist
So the operator.

>>733368
Cheers I wan't sure if it was a word variation

One heineken has turned into nine. The standard disease is a terrible affliction. No matter how long you abstain once you feel the tiniest buzz you are the same deadshit again.

When I was in year 11 a guy told a group of us he'd had a wet dream where he fucked a side of beef.
He seemed quite suprised that he got mocked for it, he was a strange but nice bloke.

>>733370
>>733181
No!

>>733369
Well liek
>detector
>detectorist
Like the telly show projectionistNEET should stream sometimes.

>>733373
Detective? Like an investigator of crimes

>>733375
Kek, there's me completely wrong.

>>733370
That is a good shirt NEET.

Chicken jerky >>> pork jerky.

>>733377
It would suit your slender physique and handsome face neet.

Webby >>> Cruisey

I would like to suggest American Gothic (95) for future tv night consideration.
It's about a small American town where the local sheriff has devil powers and runs everything through conning people into bad deals and betrayls.
It's a weird combination of really dark and wholesome, the evil characters are much more likeable and competent than the good characters.
It's also produced by Sam Raimi and a lot of the horror bits are similar to evil dead 2.

Is BO gonna do anything about IGA? I've been mostly absent waiting for it to go away, makes the board almost unusable

TGIF! Have a Blessed day Neets!

>>733379
☺️

>>733383
Thanks.

Is it IGA or nuro?
Tiffo may well be setting something up with him on the discord server they run.

>>733383
Cheers.

>>733386
>Is it IGA or nuro?
Both died in a helicopter crash. RIP.

>Tiffo
Spar almost took him out.

Having a really good lift. I feel so much better about everything. I shouldn't have gone this long without lifting.

>>733388
It's been a bad year for NEETs, worst one since the gassings of '18.

Pies falling apart

>>733389
Wll done NEET, glad you feel better.

>>733383
You too fren.

Done my deadlifts and overhead press. Onto the lat pull down. Too fat atm to do pull ups properly lol

Atmosphere at the G is off the charts, like a grand final

>>733394
> deadlifts and overhead press
what numbers big sexy monk?

>>733396
Not mong.

The atmosphere at crown melbourne was electric when monk got on the green tables. The seasoned chinks called him 伟大的年轻人.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/niger-troops-announce-coup-on-live-tv/news-story/301498ba5150d0b174380acdb034482a
I Am Niger

>>733396
I havent been in over a week. Cowardly gooner

>>733398
They probably called me a gweilo pig

>>733394
Good job.

>>733400
>Cowardly gooner
whats your standard consumption been like?

>>733399
*King Niger

>>733402
Based

>>733401
>>733401
Cheers mate. All done now. On the train home.
Picked up a copy of Horowitz and Hill for free, second edition but still better than what I've got.

>>733406
cashed up neet

>>733408
fucking lol

What's the plan for tomorrow, boys?

>>733410
Big day planned. Going to try to be productive.

>>733410
sleep in. Wake up feeling terrible. Go wage for four hours in the arvo. Hopefully resist the standards call.
what about yourself, handsome neet?

>>733410
It's Coconut Day.

Wish I had another bottle of vodka, its still so early... woe

>>733408
kek

feel like monk after the bottle of vodka ran out

>>733371
not that weird of a dream, but you're better off keeping that kind of thing to yourself

>>733415
sounds good