>>756049
>>756052
These ones all you know what with you know what.

>>756112
Just woeful.

SA VOTE NO A

A thread in the hand is worth two locked threads in the bush.

>>756117
I wonder how our little camper is getting on

I do like that other thread though.

>>756119
The possums are making him forage for them.

>>756120
He was a bit rude.

>>756122
I meant the toilet paper fort one.

We need a better beau.

If I was the BO I would beat the NEETs with a stick and yell at them.

>>756124
book him in with beaurepairs

>>756126
Well bantered.

>>756125
At least you would be present.

>>756127
Agreed.

sleepy already

>>756126
I'd rather we booked him in with buro.

Seventh coffee and it isn't even noon. Still feel tired. Can't think straight. Woe.

Kogan still haven't posted my two adjustable dumbbells and adjustable bench.

>>756133
When did you order them?

>>756114
>>756102
do all aussie talk like that?

>>756134

Sunday night

>>756136
Sometimes websites will falsely claim to have things in stock.

>>756137
They might also be waiting for his payment to clear.
They could also just be slack cunts.

>>756135
of course

>>756138
>>756137
I just got the shipping confirmation email. I hope I make good use of the weights.

>>756140
You can do it

Back from coles.

>>756142
Tiff is looking well.

>>756142
I hope that's not an electric chainsaw.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-11/neo-nazis-likely-behind-lidia-thorpe-video/102952670
lol imagine getting pwned by the ABC's IT department and letting somebody called 'Stefanos Eracleous' into your white nationalist club

>>756145
Pneumatic. Requires a pretty guttsy compressor on deck to do anything more than a couple of feet below the surface.

>>756145
One of the NEETs wanted to hunt deer with a chainsaw once.

>>756133
you're only going to use them once or twice before you leave them lying in a corner anyway

>>756151
dont be a bitch

>>756150
guarantee you that however this plays out we're going to end up with millions of muslim refugees

>>756152
don't call me a bitch, you poofter

>>756151
That is exactly what I do. I manage maybe a set a month at best.

>>756154
Don't call him a poofter you bloody mong.

>>756145
it's cool, it's double insulated, I recognise the symbol on the side

>>756144
If Tiffin found someone who shared his interest in innawoods chainsawing activities he would have a sparring partner.

Found this meme in the skip bin behind a salvo's store, looked very old

>>756158
Somewhat well bantered. The lead-up was a little long considering the quality.

>>756161
I thought his joke was pretty funny.

>>756160
I'll give you a long lead up.

>>756162
I don't know who is joking any more.

Annoyingly taxed. Wagon today.

>>756165
you should wait until tomorrow, have one last big binge today, get it out of your system

Nine coffees. Going to have some water instead. Shaking pretty badly.

>>756168
How much did you drink last night?

I bet SA votes YES on saturday, and the victorious margin will be exactly the same number of mongs in cruisey's mong herd

>>756169
Very little, only a couple of standards. I'm not the neet that is taxed.

>>756173
Ah. I am dumb.

I am also dumb.

>>756174
>>756175
How many dumb dumbs we got on this board anyway?

>>756159
Chortled.

>>756176
All of us except Weber till he's had his 4th drink.

>>756171
I miss her.

>>756165
Sounds do-able.

>>756175
Me dum to

wish I was on dexies again, have no energy

We're all a bit dum round these parts

>>756183
Me top left.

>>756178
I'm dumb as shit regardless of how many I've had.

>>756183
Nuro doesn't like wearing his helmet.

>>756185
You make the thing go beep boop though.

>>756185
You wouldn't be able to do what you do for a living if you were dumb.

>>756187
>>756188
That's just that one particular area I might have some skills in. And it's not respected. No employer has ever promoted me or rewarded me with anything. No workplace has ever cared when I've gone.
Every other aspect of my life is in complete disarray or nonexistent or never even happened.

>>756189
We think your a good NEET.

Don't even know what bin day it is tomorrow.

>>756191
That's some outrageous ingratitude right there.

>>756193
Yeah, it's absolutely insane. And to do it in front of others and on video.

>>756194
They would complain about the dust on a handful of gold coins.

>>756196
If the animal enjoys it why should it be illegal?

Webby is it possible to get the womboflix server moved to a different linode server/location? I keep having problems streaming from it.

>>756198
It is, but I think it happens on their timing not mine and requires about an hour to complete.
It's currently in Dallas, Texas. I can move it to picrel, as well as Sydney. South America is Brazil and no.

>>756199
is there some reason we didn't have it in sydney?

>>756200
It fucked up for Shibs repeatedly so we moved it to Texas.

>>756189
My ❤️ would be empty without (You)!

Where's my afternoon beach pic tubby!

I bet nuro has met some qt gooner chick and they're sitting on the beach together, swapping stories about drug use enemas

>>756203
Maybe he's stopping at dog shit beach or that caravan park again. Who knows what that silver fox is up to.

Being based weighs him down heavily.

My 🍑 would be empty without (You)!

>>756207
💕

>>756204
A new slampig saga in the making.

>>756205
>stopping at dog shit beach
Collecting 'ingredients' for tonight's flavourtown!

>>756206
>based
fat*

>>756209
Take her to the pad and show her the deluxe bathroom/bedroom.

>>756209
There will be a beautiful moment when the music plays and they use syringes to inject codeine and coffee into each others anuses

>>756212
Like toilet scene in that moofie?

>>756212
Perfect, I can see it now.

That blade steak was delicious, much better than rump. Cheaper too.

The dunnybedroom would have good acoustics for a rave party.

>>756210
>tonight's flavourtown!
If his current partner or slam pig don't beat him to it.

Lots of rear-ending

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wg7b0ZAnnog [Embed]

>>756219
>Lots of rear-ending
it's thursday night council meeting all over again

>>756220
Something we all look forward to.

>>756198
When do you want me to do this?

>>756222
maybe tomorrow - we know the current location works for some people at least, I'll just download the movie and play it locally if it doesn't stream for me tonight

>>756223
OK. I'll schedule it when I get up in the morning. I'll have to update DNS records and stuff when it gets moved and assigned a new IP.

>>756224
thanks

want some choc chip ice cream but there aren't any places which sell cones of it nearby

Ok neets, we'll be watching Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning (2023) in 1 hour. It's a long movie so some neets have asked me to split it up across two nights.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>756226
Cruisey can help you get some cones

>>756227
Given Tom's propensity for doing his own stunts, the person with their hand out had the perfect opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

>>756229
You snooze you lose Cruise.

Mission Improbable - Mong Reckoning with Tom Cruisedog.

>>756228
Well bantered.

Cruisey gets to be all the film stars its not fair.

>>756233
Time to start your mong herding empire.

>>756234
I always spook them and they run away.

>>756235
You need to chain them down.

>>756237
Hot!

Ready.

Ok neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

Reconsidering that commitment to wagon

>>756241
Wagon tomorrow?

>>756241
Have a few drinks and call it a chariot.

Came on my own face and vomited plus additional details.
Big day.

>>756244
$150?

>>756244
this sounds like quite the rub and tug - I hope you leave a good google review

>>756159
lol
That was when I found out this board existed before 8 went down.
Still so many questions.

>>756172
I berated one who postal voted a yes. He thought it meant he would get money for being a boong.

>>756192
I just look at the rest of the street.
A few weeks ago everyone had the yellow one out and it was green.
They must have the same system.

>>756249
Trust the system.

I’ve been making a song. Do you guys want to hear it?

>>756251
Yes

>>756252
Okay here is a finger picked version. Sorry I can’t find the proper version for some reason.
https://voca.ro/1jP3Vv7IlU8T

Will be having my first swagman era gym shower tonight

>>756249
Yeah but there's always cunts that leave bins out all week.

>>756247
Same. What is 'pricilla posting'? And who travelled a thousand kms to meet another neet?

>>756253
Shire?

>>756253
Very nice.

>>756257
Nah I’m the other cunt (not that shires a cunt)

>>756254
Don't forget to wash behind your ears.

>>756253
Sounds peaceful.

>>756258
>>756261
Thankyou. Peaceful is what I was going for.

>>756263
Check for mold.

I enjoyed the first bit of mission impossible, I will say that

>>756266
Good miss?

wtf i love eshays now

>>756266
yeah it's been quite alright so far

>>756266
Yes it keeps moving at a steady pace.

>>756267
possibly

>>756268
he hits like a girl

My undies are really loose. Got my balls hanging out. Giving them the occasional cheeky little stroke.

After the first 6 films turned out to be possible they really should come up with a new name.

Strange threads

>>756275
lol beau deleted his intended thread which was locked when we needed it, and left the thread badmouthing him

>>756277
way to ruin what would be an elegant dress with that stupid belt

>>756278
your a stupid belt

>>756273
Same often happens to me
Good for boners, bad for comfort

>>756280
When will society evolve to the level that we can just let our balls flop out freely?

threw up in my mouth a bit
has been happening a lot lately
can still taste the chicken

>>756282
yor

>>756285
*yore

>>756287
She looks best slutty.

Weber tried to dine-n-dash at the RSL but had his balls get caught under the door once.

>>756288
She is 28, unmarried, childless, no boyfriend at all. She will be going ramping it up big time.

>>756284
Open wide neet, we're going in to check out your gizzards.

Olive's rising slutiness seems to have tapered off.

>>756293
I would like to see her in a princess Leia slave girl outfit.

>>756291
>going ramping
camping* with tiffin

Where is she going?!

>>756272
i like a bit of femdom

>>756293
maybe
she lipsynced the word fuck the other day
probably depends on the costume

>>756296
to kill Charlie

>>756293
she's hitting menopause

>>756295
I just reread my post and realised how little sense it made.
I need to stop editing posts without rereading them first.

>>756300
make a road trip out of it, like I did with Motherbat a few years back

>>756300
Monaro was going to fly to the gold coast to meet cruisey who was impersonating a neet called priscilla but nobody showed up.

>>756302
Hot! flush

>>756287
Take this trash to /rapport/

>>756306
kek

>>756301
imagine this blonde giant valkyrie striding above the jungle, tiny gookmen fleeing from her in terror

>>756302
She is only 27.

>>756309
They would drop to their haethen knees and worship her as a Goddess.

>>756312
I already do that.

>>756311
And we only know that because of one NEET's resourcefulness. She only tells lies.

>>756312
>They would drop to their haethen knees
I do that with a bad bowel movement.

>>756311
If that's whore years then she's 32.

>>756314
Olive used to have her age listed on her tiktok bio but she took it down past 25 or so. Being on tiktok past your mid 20s used to be a bit weird but it is way more accepted now.

>>756295
>with tiffin
lol, she's at least 18 years too old for that nonce.

>>756316
Olive is innocent and married.

almost completely tapered off the chamomile tea. But I still like it.

>>756309
Has she ever worn a valkyrie costume?
he asked with no sexual interest whatsoever

>>756318
I also don't think a rockspider would want a woman that is 191cm.

I should take ambien like elon does. Maybe get into the choof too

>>756321
Lots of precum?

>>756322
He could stand on a wooden box.

>>756322
WhTs a rockspider anway? A pedo?

>>756322
Some girls are tall af before they hit puberty. Again right up Tiffo's depraved alley.

>>756323
He is no role model, NEET.

Detergent stared at the gap between the two building, a look of consternation on his face.
Tiffo'd Depraved Alley was a place all men feared to tread.
But tread he must.

>>756326
Yes, because they are always trying to get into little holes.

>>756328
Maybe a neet can seduce him, get gay pregnant, and use the child support to fund the commune?

>>756323
Choof is good for helping to pass the time

>>756326
Sound of Freedom is out, but I don't think we'll show it on womboflix this week because there's too much else going on. Also it looks pretty dark.

An abnormally tall 10 year old girl is still a child. Lets hope tiffo is mauled to death by the last remaining Tasmanian Tiger on this camping trip.

>>756331
Good idea.

>>756329
Should have got Collared Green to accompany him.

>>756331
Which NEET is the most fertile?

>>756337
Nuro has succulent thick thighs and big silky breasts.

>>756339
Yeah, he could become rebecca again and take one for the tem.

>>756341
stop touching yourself

Silky milkies, only $20 and you can have them all night long.

You're at dogshit beach when he gives you this look, how do you open?

Didn't realise how badly compressed the reddit webps get.

Lip biting makes me wild.
It makes even the most uninteresting chick very interesting.

>>756348
It would be funny to hit them under the chin when they're doing it so they bite through their lip

>>756345
KEK, nuro is an onlyfans simp.

Unhappy with how my sweaty balls are sitting.

>>756352
Based retard.

>>756353
Dangle them out the sides

He got to spend his wagie bucks on something I guess, and it ain't irl women.

>>756356
I'm the one that posted the ethot and I got that one from reddit. I usually get her stuff from simpcity.su though.
You can also get lots of it from coomer.party .

>>756356
You wait till they paywall the tennis.

Which one of you cunts is posting about the cave troll, jana, and nadia on halfchan?

>>756357
She has nice boobs.

>>756360
And a nice face.
She only goes topless unfortunately. She won't show her growler which is odd because she does 'simulated sex' scenes which are close ups of her face and breasts in a POV missionary type thing where she rocks herself on the bed.

2 sixpacks acquired from gooklady
Haven't showered since Sunday. Got electric wizard playing in the hovel
Proper deadshit living, gotta love the vibe

>>756362
>Sunday
Now this is actually something vile!

>>756362
henlo fellow stinky neet

>>756361
That adds the alure that she might go further.

>>756365
Hopefully, on simpcity she has heaps of topless content that is all more or less the same but simps keep paying for it even PPV.

>>756362
Go the full week unwashed

>>756362
Thought you were fulltibe swagman now

Monk should just move into weber's bedroom without saying anything, it is not like weber goes in there.

Only thing more pathetic than the Olive/Debikkie simping is when Weber fan-boyed nuro, giving that slime a hundred bucks to do a menial task a monkey could complete, And lets not forget the 'NFT' printout that was green-binned quicker than Helen's carcass.

>>756370
Weber will hear him wanking one night and riddle him with bren gun fire.

Justice for Helen

Back on the negress music.

>>756371
Didn't buro fuck it up?

I paid Nuro $100 to do a wicked wheelie once but he never did it.

Weber is looking for a son. Nuro, flutenoot and monk have all been his surrogate son at one point or another. I think nuro has been given up on as the failed junkie son.

>>756379
He tried and gimped it before rolling down a grassy knoll

I paid cruisey $100 for a bumwipe once but he never did it.

>>756381
Second shooter?

I paid Possum $100 for some garlic bread once and he just laughed and punched me in the face

>>756330
Ohhhhhh

I gave cruisey $100 to double it at the slaps and split the winnings but he spent it on a rub and didn't respond to my texts for a week

>>756386
I'm more into the Diana Ross and Alex Who.

>>756387
He gave them double the slaps

I think rub&tugs that have a discreet entrance would get more business.
The times I've seen guys leaving as I've walked past they look very embaressed.

>>756390
They have increased in popularity I reckon. Didn't remember this many in the area 1+ year ago.
Reddit was saying they're legal recently too

>>756391
People are poorer so they are probably getting gook wanks instead of whores.

The issues mostly come out at night ... mostly.

>>756394
Monk keeps kicking it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12618071/The-Great-Australian-Bake-host-cries-Cal-Wilsons-death.html
natalie tran got more niggerer somehow

Have a Blessed day Neets, o7

>>756380
Weber is looking for an irl friend. It's sad to witness but many such cases exist around these parts.

>>756402
You've been here all of five minutes. Don't presume to know anything about me.

I would meet up with weber irl but I feel like he'd look down on me after all these years of boong like behaviour

>>756402
And just how would you know? We've been here 40,000 years.

>>756404
Weber is 145cm 'tall', he'd be looking up to you!.

>>756406
Shut the fuck up you subhuman gypsy. Who the fuck do you think you are coming here and talking shit about weber.

This is an impersonator right? This isn't international cruisey?

>>756409
It is brown and hisses I think.

>>756410
>>756410
>brown
Hmmmm, could be him then.

Fucking moth landed in my goon.

>>756412
Show him who’s boss and eat him

>>756413
He left lots of weird powdery shit in it. Gay moth dust.
I used a spoon to skim it out.

Cruisey gave me a blowie and sucked on my balls to get me to vote yes once.

>>756414
Quit procrastinating and eat the cunt

>>756415
Is cruisey gay now?!

>>756417
Come on now neet, you're all gay for me. I have a very feminine and twinkish body.

>>756418
Am I gay now?!

>>756419
How badly do you need $20?

>>756416
It is in the sink and would probably be unpleasant anyway. You can have him since you are such an alpha male.

What's olive's tiktok?

Chris P Bacon

=SMOKE THE MOTH METH==

Thinking about that crystal pistol
Bit of meff and industrial techno never hurt anyone..

>>756253
Very clean, nice.

>>756428
Thankyou

>>756256
The Frenchman.
Web.

>>756278
And bad posture, she needs to lift her chin.

>>756432
Emma has always had tall girl posture despite not actually being all that tall. I suspect her ballet upbringing is involved.

>>756284
I have that sometimes. I think it's from oily food

Back on the chamomile tea.

>>756434
Ahhh, I've been using lots of olive oil lately which might be involved. The timing would fit.

>>756287
I prefer this whore to Olive or Debiscuit.

>>756438
I'm behind all three.

>>756293
It seems like she does one day of filming a month and then slowly gives out vids.
Those slut ones might be old.

>>756439
Bringer of good whores to the Gen.

>>756305
Positive NEETlore.

>>756311
You can't trust her bio.

>>756440
She is probably busy with work or something. I think Mocha's death really upset her.
Hopefully she gets back into it a bit, I hope she doesn't just outgrow it or something.

>>756445
Is that Tiffin in the red robe?

>>756334
I got told a couple of days ago that one was captured alive.
I'm not looking it up, so I'll just trust that it's real.
Hope they clone it, if they can't find a mate.

>>756447
If it's male and they clone it all the tasmanaian tigers will be gay.

>>756364
Heh. Needy pajeet.

>>756377
https://youtu.be/kz506sFHeJY?si=K59DQnNjnXhdtQAV

This is a good one.

Midnight already, fuck.

>>756386
Never heard of this one.

>>756452
on my 7th can

>>756390
Most have a back entrance.

>>756455
That costs extra

>>756392
Hookers are ridiculous with prices, for anything actually decent you're looking at $3-400 ph. And then a hotel and another $100 for their uber.
No pussy is worth that.

>>756457
Gook whores are half to 2/3 the price of white ones which is why they don't like them.

>>756401
Pretty disappointed in Noel Pearson.
I know he's an ABC sbs black fella but I've listened to him a bit and I can't see how this is in line with him.
A few years ago he said that any Aussie more than 5 (I think) generations should be seen as a native Australian as that's as long as any aboriginal oral history.

>>756457
Because your worst A whores are illegal.
Brothels here are $130 for half an hour. If you're a 300 into a bag of coke on a night out or 500 deep at the cas its not a huge deal
https://www.15angels.com.au/

>>756403
I don't think that's the real gypsy.
I've seen some suspect posts with that flag

Time to get with the pogrom

>>756436
Addict lyfe

>>756444
Does she have a real job?
I think she should stop, about a decade ago.

>>756455
Freaky.
>>756390
I've wondered that about sex shops. I can't imagine going to one, even with a girl.
>>756392
How often are they not gooks?
>>756457
May as well just buy some cocaine to get a nice drugged up club slut or two.

>>756448
Tasmanians can breed that way.

>>756465
>How often are they not gooks?
I couldn't get a rub and tug from a white girl. Too embarrassing. I can only enjoy something like that with a sprinkling of racism

>>756454
>>756452
Good morning.
I had a very nasty migraine since about lunch time, just woke up.

>>756456
Lol
Surprisingly not, I think most have a one price for all, but some say no anal, or no whatever.

>>756467
What about a big maori woman?

>>756460
There's several whorehouses listed on Google.
I've had a look on realbabes website, none are anything special.

>>756464
Yes, we established this quite some time ago. She spent two years working at cafes after uni and now has a proper job (in so far as women do) as an email job in an office.

>>756472
I'd email her office.

>>756467
They know it too. I love saying outrageous shit to them and making eye contact, reminding them that they said no English good.
They know what I'm saying.

>>756474
They call you white devil customer bad man after you leave.

There was a story a long time ago I never got around to posting. Six years ago I met a woman at a family event, she was a friend of a relative. She had recently gotten out of prison but wasn't skanky or anything. She didn't say what she went away for but said it was a white collar crime. She was studying at Flinders with the intention of becoming an advocate or something for women in prisons.
I was fucking around on prozzie websites in Adelaide (just out of curiosity) and came across a listing that I am fairly sure was her. The photos had the face blurred but the body was the same and I could see she had the same short blonde hair. The age was correct and it said she was "new in town" which would make sense. I briefly considered acting on it some way like blackmailing her or something but thought better of it.

>>756474
What do you say?

>>756475
Good

Imagine the fucking feral cunts you'd come across working at a rub and tug.

>>756476
There is a lot of stealing photos from instagram to make fake profiles these days.

>>756476
She might get the yatala dyke patrol to rape you

>>756479
Homeless guys paying for their wank with 20c pieces

>>756480
Nah, she was naked.
>>756481
I haven't seen her since.

>>756477
I was saying about fucking her throat and stretching her arse or something and she broke character to tell me 'this is real life, not TV'.

>>756479
You'd be surprised.
Most are timid NEET types, and probably horny poos.

>>756484
Kek, what the fuck neet. I would've thought they'd be use to porn talk type shit, I wonder if she thought you were serious and actually wanted to do whatever? They'd probably have pushy cunts pretty often, especially teh gooks.

>>756479
Imagine all the normal seeming decent girls who also whored their way through uni
My biggest fear with potentially dating asians. I honestly wouldn't put my asian ex above it. Anything to keep a visa

>>756486
I was asking about face fucking some what seriously.
I had to mimic the act so she understood.

Maybe she thought I wanted to get face fucked.

>>756488
that mimicing would make a good webm

>>756489
If she comes in wearing a strap on next time then run for it

>>756491
Lol
I kept pointing at my collarbone. Maybe she did think that.

First time I was with a lady of the night I licked her weber hole. I still remember the taste. Had that kind of strawberry shampoo fragrance with the metallic reality of cold flesh

>>756493
Haha jeez man

I hate that name brand stuff actually tastes better. Mrs Macs pies have better pastry than the ones I normally get, even better than the 4and20 ones. The filling seems similar but the better pastry is very noticeable.

Thinking about bashing ticket inspectors again

>>756358
Nothing to stick to then.

>>756400
Thanks.

Good morning NEETs.

Morning neets
>>756500
Good morning neet

I don't feel human this morning

Decided on the one thing I'm going to do today to try and change my life. I'll spend 1 hour away from the computer. No phone, no audiobooks, nothing like that. I might just do stuff around the house or something. I'm an internet addict and it's giving me brain damage.

>>756504
I support you in your endeavor. There are many things to do away from the screen, and they can be quite entertaining.

Morning

>>756504
You can do it neet.

>>756500
>>756501
>>756505
>>756506
Morning.

Needed a proper night's sleep badly, locked out cat.
Cat howled at the door for 5 hours. This is why I never took that aged care job

>>756504
Good on you NEET I believe in you.