/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs

Posting mode: Reply

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Drawing x size canvas

Board Rules

Max file size: 300.00 MB

Max files: 3

Max message length: 4096

Manage Board | Moderate Thread

Return | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.

Expand All Images

(22.62 KB 386x391 microphone.jpg)
NEET General #743 - The Voice Edition Edition NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No. 757075
Tomorrow will be a chance to atone for our past and an epochal moment in our nation's march towards reconciliation between whites and boongs. I know you won't let us down at the voting box, will you neet?

OLD: >>756113

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.757110 del
(50.02 KB 1024x576 R(22).jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.757113 del
(43.51 KB 650x366 R(19).jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.757114 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.757122 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.757123 del
I'm gonna vote for Nuro.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.757124 del
(2.48 MB 1391x2000 1673555643192884.jpg)
(640.22 KB 2000x1333 1673622403247919.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.757125 del
(368.73 KB 1280x960 Ponderosa Pine.jpg)
I might have called the haggard bitch out for cop-out cope when she is saying "let kids be kids" and the toothless bogan male calls me a gay cunt so I condemn him and his for being trash and gesture at the rubbish everywhere. I might told him to come take it when hes sayig givvus back me axe.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.757126 del
Does the report queue even get viewed? Are only global reports actually seen?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.757127 del
I'm not gonna bother to vote because the no vote will win without me.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.757128 del
tiffo would've done a better job of felling trees if he was doing it.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.757129 del
(934.06 KB 568x664 Untitled.png)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.757130 del
Isn't it mandatory?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.757131 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.757132 del
I told the census I was a boong. They can't fine me for not voting now, that would be racist.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.757133 del
I think only the BO does that stuff.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.757134 del
Wild animal anal sex

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.757135 del
C'mon baby lets do it like marsupials

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.757136 del
Cum filled bum

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.757137 del
Ok neets, in 1 hour womboflix will be playing this Friday the 13th's feature film Talk To Me (2022) - a horror movie set in Adelaide about a bunch of guys at a party who use a mummified hand to talk to the dead, or something. We'll find out. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.757138 del
If this movie doesn't work I shall be very upset.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.757139 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.757140 del
Sounds awful.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.757141 del
fucking rock hard neetstick
Can't get rid of it, tempted to have a wank just to make it stop already. Very annoying.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.757142 del
weber dropped his neetstick and it scampered away under the couchbed never to be seen again once

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.757143 del
I need a wife.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.757144 del
Six (6) 500ml cans of VB acquired

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.757145 del
(29.65 KB 920x569 pepe.png)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.757146 del
I bet the NEET that lives under his floor has got it.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.757147 del
(68.95 KB 650x366 hm.jpg)

onya cuz

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.757148 del
(240.35 KB 1579x1095 BeefSatay.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.757149 del
Are you the NEET that leaves his food over the toilet?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.757150 del
That is nuro. He also washes his dishes in the toilet bowl.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.757151 del
His partners can cook up a mean Steamer too.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.757152 del
That saves water and is good for the environment.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.757153 del
Quite prolific wasn't he? I think he was making a shelter to sleep in because I found it later. Pathetic and all his bedding soaked by the rain. Really monk could do better. It must be hard to raise such a damaged sprog but it probably doesnt help to give him a tall can of red bull and leave him unsupervised in the park with an axe. He got all excited and was acting out after the encounter, i heard him as I was packing up. I got the falcon hell out of there in rapid time. This is why you point your vehicle at the exit and dont set up camp in front of it.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.757154 del
>This is why you point your vehicle at the exit and dont set up camp in front of it.
Whizzed away!

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.757155 del
The Power of Whizz has passed along to a new NEET.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.757156 del
The first one will always be in my heart. RIP.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.757157 del
I gotta cut back on the jalapeno peppers bring my tolerance down a bit

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.757158 del
He was too good for this vile world. RIP.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.757159 del
That is a good looking pixxa.
Make a vocaroo of your Boer accent please.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.757160 del
Put em straight.
Vocaroo us this accent
Big spar.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.757161 del
Violent wank

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.757162 del
looks like that bbq baby israel is trying to fool the media with

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.757163 del
What a fucking story.
Tiffin is a champ.
I can just imagine the bogan tatted chick snarky howling and the kid with the rat tail crying about losing the axe. The step dad with a missing tooth coughing in the smoke as he skids away, rocks flicking into his Woodstock can. Fuck them.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.757164 del
I'm just not sure when he took the photos.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.757165 del
I still don't understand what the fuck the picture is even meant to prove. They claimed 40 headless bebby but post two or three charred bebby with heads still attached.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.757166 del
Keep farting.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.757167 del
Is that an order?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.757168 del
and the photo I saw had an AI hand with a munted pinky finger in latex gloves unwrapping the turdbaby

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.757169 del
(130.99 KB 700x1034 talktome.jpg)
Get in here neets, time for the ausneets seance!https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.757170 del
Looks good.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.757171 del
(82.29 KB 1024x1024 1697181503433449.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.757173 del
I actually wish I would get swing time more than I wish to get mein neetstick wet
life sucks

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.757175 del
I'm contemplating becoming a hobo after I have a solid repertoire, and winter passes
wouldn't be much different from my living situation rn desu
I would exchange showers and going to the bathroom whenever I want for extra practice time
sounds like a good deal to me

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.757176 del
You should move into a shed.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.757177 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.757178 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.757179 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.757180 del
Become a hovel dweller

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.757181 del
You need a swag

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.757182 del
(83.08 KB 877x243 monsters.png)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.757183 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=85hLoGDzwz0 [Embed]

Lol this is fuckin funny

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.757184 del
(172.08 KB 1200x1200 234063.jpg)
These are quite alright.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.757185 del
Are they pure deliciousness?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.757186 del
They're more-ish.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.757187 del
I don't think that's a good idea.
Maybe a hobo in California, but in Eastern Europe...

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.757188 del
He wants the gypsy lifestyle.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.757189 del
Remember when Webby handed his Corvette over for 10 months KEK

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.757190 del
Did that NEET ever fix his engine?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.757191 del
gypsy gonna gyp

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.757192 del
>for 10 months
long enough for an apprentice mechanic to pick up a girl, impregnate her, have a baby, and dump her in it

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.757193 del
listening to Negative XP again

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.757194 del

at least it helped someone get pussy

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.757195 del
Cruisey got a gook whore to wank him off in the backseat once.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.757196 del
Can you go to a rub and tug and just ask them to do out calls?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.757197 del
>get pussy

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.757198 del
>in the backseat

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.757199 del
cruisey have you ever had a blowjob while driving?
also can you roll a dart while driving?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.757200 del
Get the whore to roll the ciggie

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.757201 del
the people I knew who smoked rollies or joints always had them pre-made for the day

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.757202 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.757203 del
I preroll when I'm cutting down

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.757204 del
im stinky again

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.757205 del
(34.95 KB 645x174 DO NOT.png)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.757206 del
Dilation snags.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.757207 del
You should have already voted at least 11 or 12 times at a minimum.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.757208 del
That's a lot of tranny sausage.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.757209 del
(17.06 KB 400x400 LKTyGj8C_400x400.jpg)
We should do a voodoo ceremony and commune with the dead NEETs.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.757210 del
Do you have to vote in your own electorate tomorrow?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.757211 del
they don't provide food at pre-polling

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.757212 del
From KFC I got 10 Wicked Wings and 2 popcorn chicken go buckets. Good servings of chicken in the go buckets.
The Wings were average. Flappers better than the drumettes. 5/10.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.757213 del
no, but it is easier

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.757214 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.757215 del
Even a rub and tug puts on a rice cooker and cabbage table.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.757216 del
Pretty silly meme.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.757217 del
Vote again tomorrow.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.757219 del
Can I speak to Helen one last time?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.757220 del
I could never handle scary movies as a child. Even Steven King was too much for me.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.757221 del
I'll try and find an online ouija board for halloween

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.757222 del
the horror of looking upon her distended cloaca would destroy you

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.757223 del
It might arouse him. There are some sickos out there.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.757224 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.757225 del
(268.29 KB 498x498 dancing-clown.gif)
Did anything bad happen to you on Friday the 13th neets?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.757226 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.757227 del
10K have you read the Major Bummer comics? Someone mentioned them to me and I thought they would be up your alley.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.757228 del
Bad neet.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.757229 del
love the smell of chamomile

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.757230 del
Smells like victory.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.757231 del
Are you still tapering off?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.757232 del
Your (you are)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.757233 del
May he rest in tomatoe heaven.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.757234 del
I have not but it looks interesting, downloading it now, cheers.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.757235 del
What was for breakfast?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.757236 del
They didn't have the cookies I wanted at the shops.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.757237 del
Oh no debickies

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.757238 del
>Tyrannosaurus Reich is a supervillain who was featured in Major Bummer #5. T. Reich was pulled to earth through a dimensional portal from a dimension inhabited by Nazi dinosaurs

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.757239 del
Absolute rot.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.757240 del
(149.90 KB 511x800 TReich1.webp)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.757241 del
(1.25 MB 676x838 Untitled.png)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.757242 del
10k have you read Heart of Darkness?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.757243 del
No but I saw the movie.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.757244 del
(690.05 KB 656x461 lol.png)
Nazi Tyrannosaurus gets taken out by a giant cat

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.757246 del
That hovel would smell like death tomorrow.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.757247 del
$155 per person. Not on this NEET's budget.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.757248 del
(18.67 KB 417x260 gang sign.jpg)
Do we have an /ausneets/ gang sign?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.757249 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.757250 del
It crossed his path.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.757252 del
You know you are in a bad home area when you go to the shops for a few things at 7pm and there are security guards posted everywhere.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.757253 del
Very well done. Banner-worthy.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.757254 del
It never used to be like that
The shops here have homeless people outside the methodone clinic, always some bogans with big dogs, bins are overflowing, angry cunts in high vis, asians everywhere, rubbish, huge lines for woolies self checkout.
It's like the cbd with none of the pros

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.757255 del
Tiffo was flashing this at those bogans once he'd put the hatchet down the front of his operational camo pants.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.757256 del
You should see his crip walk

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.757257 del
Yeah thats bad.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.757258 del
(238.98 KB 1200x711 pepehands.png)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.757259 del
well punned

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.757260 del
In my area the boongs ate the security guards.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.757261 del
yeah I guess - I'm leaving the tea bag in for 30 seconds rather than 5 minutes

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.757262 del
what sort of cookies?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.757263 del
Light and refreshing.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.757264 del
The coles choc chip cookies with chocolate on the back.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.757265 del
Frying off some snags. I hope there's a livestream from one of the major polling stations, there's going to be fisticuffs tomorrow for sure!

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.757266 del
That exclamation mark at the end of your post has me going hmmmmmm.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.757267 del
Having snags, pattie, bacon, eggs and toast for breakfast tomorrow

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.757268 del
he is enthused!

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.757269 del
Needs beans.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.757270 del
I don’t like beans

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.757271 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.757272 del
have baked beans with ham sauce then, it's a good compromise. Also go for hash browns rather than toast, much tastier

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.757273 del
Ok I’ll just get my wand out and make hash browns appear

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.757274 del
What was on it? What sort of bread?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.757275 del
Possum turned me into a hash brown once.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.757276 del
May your wand be straight, hard and strong.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.757277 del
you were delicious

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.757278 del
(84.62 KB 1280x720 good_knight.jpg)
getting sleepy neets, bedtime for me

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.757279 del
Quick robin, to the batbed!

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.757280 del
Butter, chili bologna (we call it parizer, "parisian"), cheese.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.757281 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.757282 del
Sounds alright

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.757283 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.757284 del
Mushy and still frozen in the middle.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.757285 del
(131.09 KB 800x600 1697154002274188.png)
What you see taking photos of your daughter at a Noosa beach.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.757286 del
A stylish executive.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.757287 del
Watching Gilmore Girls (S05E20).

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.757288 del
Lorelai was a horrible person.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.757289 del
And Rory, though to a lesser extent.
Kirk and Luke are my favourite characters.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.757290 del
Don't freexe chillies unless you plan to use them whole in soups/stocks.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.757291 del
God I love kicking dogs

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.757292 del
You should watch Dawson's Creek next.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.757293 del
Monk, I will rape you up the arse with tiffo's hatchet.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.757294 del
Have you seen both?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.757295 del
You won't do shit champ, I'll kill your dog

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.757296 del
You wouldn't get through the door m8.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.757297 del
Some of both. Many years ago.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.757298 del
Still waiting on those photos Monk.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.757299 del
Chick at the bottle-o has a weird accent. Think she might be spanish or portugese. She had a strange smile as she was scanning my nuro goon. I honestly couldn't tell if she was attracted to me or just in a good mood. It was an unusual sort of smile.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.757300 del
Going to take a piss and dance around in the kitchen whilst listening to music.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.757301 del
She was picturing her future life with you.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.757302 del
The rivers are dry across the land and the farmers fields have turned to sand

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.757303 del
She was smiling at you. Your current state.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.757304 del
Do not piss in my sink again. My soup mug was in there.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.757305 del
Climate change.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.757306 del
Got a fucking bad case of the feels thinking about the girl from a few weeks ago. I thought about pouring my heart out over some text messages but knew I'd die when I came to my senses. Decided to get gooned instead. Might hunt for a gf next week.
There are quite a few things I see around uni and rundle mall that make me recall little remarks of hers that hit me right in the feels. She was so smart, why did it have to be this way?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.757307 del
I'm going to piss in monk's mouth and drown the cunt if he kicks the dog again.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.757308 del
'Cause the rain hasn't come for two years going on three

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.757309 del
El Nino.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.757310 del
>why did it have to be this way?
You were born with autism NEET.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.757311 del
Wish I went to one of those posh private boys schools that chant sexist shit on trams and get a bad wrap by the ABC for being toxic and beligerant at interschool footy
Woulda been sick

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.757312 del
They're a bunch of poofs.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.757313 del
Better than the gay cunts at my school throwing each other under the bus to impress chicks

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.757314 del
You couldn't handle the banter.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.757315 del
I am the one who banters

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.757316 del
Good morning & TGIF! Have a great weekend Neets Bros!

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.757317 del
(265.07 KB 2048x2048 tydlt98k4gtb1.webp)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.757318 del
me in the hovel

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.757319 del
Might watch Breaking Bad again.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.757320 del
Katie Holmes was so cute back then.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.757321 del
> attracted to me
How many times we gotta go over this, they smile because it's their fucking job to do so. They don't want to date and/or fuck you...

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.757322 del
I've had girls that weren't paid to be do so be attracted to me though. Not everyone here is a fuck up.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.757323 del
If a faggot is able to throw you under any vehicle then you deserve no chicks.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.757324 del
It seems a common mistake for our NEETs to make. A bit embarrassing that it keeps happening.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.757325 del
I'm half way through s3.
Walter should have killed all his family and enjoyed the gangster life.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.757326 del
>to be do so be

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.757327 del
Who dis?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.757328 del
I've still got another glass to go before I can go to bed too. What I mean is, I've had chicks attracted to me before, hence I do not find it inconceivable that a girl significantly less attractive than me is attracted to me.
some ai chick you mong.
Not every neet is in your postion, neet.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.757329 del
Try brushing melted butter on the cheap crusts for more flavour. Some dried herbs could be good too.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.757330 del
If you were wearing those baggy chinos then there is no way she found you attractive.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.757331 del
First time for me I simply put my peen into her vagoo like a normal man. You are fucked cunt!

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.757332 del
They aren't baggy - FRM is out of her mind saying that. And I wasn't wearing them.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.757333 del
Not enough arse to fill out the seat. Flat as a board.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.757334 del
(97.34 KB 1024x732 1682203129552245.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.757335 del
(235.19 KB 1334x2000 1673567791905181.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.757336 del
(221.27 KB 1080x1350 1674603161225048.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.757337 del
Yes and no. I stopped smoking when I got my license.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.757338 del
You judge them too harshly.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.757339 del
How many mongs do you have ready for the vote tomorrow?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.757340 del
On episode 5 of arse soaker.
Just terrible.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.757341 del
How many mongs could a mong herd herd if a mong herd could herd mongs?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.757342 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.757343 del
> ai
Thought the hands looks a bit funny.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.757344 del
Good Pepe

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.757345 del
Is it worth watching if you've never cared for star wars?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.757346 del
AI or trannies; look at the hands.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.757347 del
It'll swing the vote.
I'm teaching them how to spell.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.757348 del
You should have them vote no as it is only two letters rather than three.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.757349 del
The best one is episode 1, 4 and 5 are okay too.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.757350 del
A tick is even easier

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.757351 del
(39.31 KB 409x387 1697197345936487.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.757352 del
(93.48 KB 820x848 1695807803953744.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.757353 del
I'm up to 3. Got the next two downloaded but couldn't watch because of some retarded codec. All of the women so far are very average in terms of looks.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.757354 del
(3.24 MB 2560x1919 hi_neet.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.757355 del
Do you not use VLC? I've never had any codec issues with it.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.757356 del
Lmao that's her sister?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.757357 del
Yes it's VLC, the codec is h.265 and many have reported playback issues.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.757358 del
>teaches cash cow mongs how to write "No"
>they start writing it on the dodgy contracts they are asked to sign

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.757359 del
The craptop can't handle it. No issues with .264 though.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.757360 del
Download this, including media player classic (MPC).


NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.757361 del
I am off to bed NEETs, good night.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.757362 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.757363 del
watching a 4 corners doco on unis selling out to shitskins and gooks
its from 4 years ago, but still happening in record numbers
these people need to go to prison

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.757364 del
The country is lost. Its gone. Just accept it and enjoy the memes while we still can. Its over.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.757365 del
(173.79 KB 197x394 Untitled.png)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.757366 del
She was leering at you.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.757367 del
tfw no buro

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.757370 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.757371 del
Any neets awake?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.757372 del
(77.71 KB 728x971 1697073812216830.jpg)
yes bro

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.757373 del
Damnit now I want a forbidden planet poster. What are you doing anyways?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.757374 del
poo hard!

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.757375 del
(238.65 KB 862x575 1673681106709621.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.757376 del
c'mon guys, nobody called diogenes a gypsy for being homeless

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.757377 del
laying in bed severely depressed

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.757378 del
at least you don't get shot around here
but I agree, it's a bad idea
maybe I got too drunk last night

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.757379 del
I’m laying in bed severely obsessed (with thinking)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.757380 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.757381 del
Good morning neetbro

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.757382 del
morning neets. Remember to vote today. Only you can stop cruisey's army of mongs and their evil plan to take over the country.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.757383 del
What is the voting about?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.757384 del
I bet he was called all kinds of vile things back in the day.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.757385 del
They want to change the constitution to recognise abbos and create a group of boongs who can basically make all sorts of demands of (and veto) federal government

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.757386 del
also what did you have for dinner

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.757387 del
(49.48 KB 750x1000 mong-icecream.jpg)
Tried cooking two sausages for breakfast. Burned them. Tried two more sausages. Burned them again. I have no more sausages.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.757388 del
Sounds good to me.

Bread with roast lard, red paprika, onion, tomato.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.757389 del
Motherbat puts mine in an electric skillet on medium heat and turns them every 5 minutes for 20 minutes.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.757390 del
>Sounds good to me.
Our constitution doesn't guarantee us anything except the right to vote, and now they want to use it to elevate one group above everybody else.
Whenever people have suggested having a referendum to put a basic bill of rights into the constitution (ie free speech, freedom of religion) both sides of politics shut it down, but now they want to elevate a subhuman minority above all else and grant them extraordinary powers.
None of the real details have been released either, with voters being told to just vote yes now and then the details will be worked out later.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.757391 del
>elevate one group above everybody else
Well, just make sure you control that group, and everything is dandy.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.757392 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iqImnIAZwjg [Embed]

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.757393 del
>just make sure you control that group

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.757394 del
Huey puts his in a pot of simmering (not boiling) water until they are cooked through and then just finishes them on the direct heat for a bit of colour.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.757395 del
How are her and Sweetie going? I hope they are well.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.757396 del
fair, but in return he got to insult alexander the great

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.757397 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.757399 del
You can insult Alexander the Great without being a hobo.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.757400 del
I have to drive her to Yankalilla this morning to see a gastric specialist. Legs are still fucked and the three different doctors involved are fucking her about.
Sweetie didn't eat her breakfast.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.757401 del
>Sweetie didn't eat her breakfast.
She is sensitive to the stress in the air.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.757402 del
nah she's just a boong

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.757403 del
Doktor Zogbot he no work on the weekend.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.757404 del
(62.29 KB 945x424 6pm.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.757405 del
This one does. He probably has a mansion at Carrickalinga.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.757406 del
>a mansion at Carrickalinga.
Would be nice.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.757407 del
look for a prius in the car park, thats his second ride.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.757408 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4 [Embed]

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.757409 del
Hopefully he can work out why Motherbat is losing so much weight and gone off eating.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.757410 del
Mumsies cat has a overactive thyroid and had those symptoms. You want me to ask her what meds she was giving it?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.757411 del
I ticked the box

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.757412 del
You did not.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.757413 del
I wish all the best for her. You are both in my thoughts.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.757414 del
Posso drinks shandies coz he'll be driving home

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.757415 del
I fell asleep twice and had to rewind. This is the second time I've tried to watch it.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.757416 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.757417 del
Shut your mouth you white dog cunt

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.757418 del
aphantasia is a normie disease.

NEETs are constantly bombarded with visual flashbacks, auditory hallucinations and can navigate blindfolded based on their nightmarish mental rendering of their environment

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.757419 del
Huey's a fat mong but that probably gets rid of a fair bit of the excess oil

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.757420 del
Lol at the third one

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.757421 del
I bet they hate the 4th from right

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.757422 del
Ah. Hope so. That's not good news.
Has there been a big change in her eating habits?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.757423 del
took sweaty for a walk after convincing her to eat her breakfast

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.757424 del
(161.18 KB 3387x3465 iwstdsqj53tb1.webp)
>Huey's a fat mong

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.757425 del
>Has there been a big change in her eating habits?
She eats fuck all now. Haven't had a pub meal in a couple of months with her as a result.
Even if she makes something she thinks she will like she has a few bites and bins it.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.757426 del
Well done.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.757427 del
Jeez mate. Just since the knee op?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.757428 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.757430 del
(55.37 KB 499x1080 1697219083134586.jpg)
lol wtf
do NOT click Possum

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.757431 del
Might be to do with all the fluid retention in her feet, hope they actually do something and maybe change her meds.
These cunts are quick to put people on worfarin like its a fix all.
I'm sorry you're both going through this.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.757432 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.757433 del
Used and abused. No amount of chux could clog that.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.757434 del
Just threw my back out by yawning. In incredible pain now.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.757435 del
The knee specialist told her to get her GP to prescribe prednisone to help with the legs.
GP says she wont prescribe it without knowing why, says she'll contact specialist and then get back to Mum. Doesn't.
Knee specialist sends notes to some rheumatoid specialist for review. Supposed to contact Mum. Doesn't.
Meanwhile she is paying about $3000 per quarter for top tier private health insurance.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.757436 del
I told you not to click.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.757437 del
even I don't have whatever that.. that thing.. is on her arsehole. Giant skin tag? Deflated hemmi?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.757438 del
I'll box your ears
Prescribing steroids for a mystery illness is like kicking the ball in the direction of the goals on the full time siren.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.757439 del
(5.33 KB 250x206 idk.jpg)
Going to war dressed like that?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.757440 del
The steroid is for the joint inflamation

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.757441 del
the magpies have brought their babbies to the door

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.757442 del
I think my foot is broken. Dunno how. Can’t afford to go to the gp. Would say woe but I don’t really care since I’m mostly sitting around anyway

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.757443 del
You should feed them something and take pictures for us

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.757444 del
theres less dangerous stuff for that as well as injections.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.757445 del
(2.63 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1849.jpg)
(2.39 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1850.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.757446 del
Having an early morning choof.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.757447 del
(222.63 KB 1440x1800 pixxa pepe.jpg)
I maka da pixxas today.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.757448 del
Too early.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.757449 del
Don't you get tired of pixxas and popcorn every day?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.757450 del
That's a cat.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.757451 del
Please do not take medical advice from random NEETs.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.757452 del
Not if I plan to do nothing all day.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.757453 del
NK told me I should get a dog to lick it once.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.757454 del
Make me a veggie pizza please. Lots of cheese.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.757455 del
Has the foot swelled up? Hopefully it is not broken and will go back to normal soon.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.757456 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.757457 del
it's not worth it

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.757458 del
I ate microwave popcorn yesterday and it sliced my tongue up. Those bits of brown skin from the kernels.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.757459 del
She really should get on aged care, there are some decent private ones around.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.757460 del
And he told me I should lick a dog once

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.757461 del
the brown skin ones are always trouble

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.757462 del
To be fair that dog did need a good licking.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:27 [Preview] No.757463 del
The injections are steroids. Cortisone is, which is probably what they'll need to use if the pain isn't going anywhere.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.757464 del
All idf personal have one, worn like a badge.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.757465 del
How much does your gp cost?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.757466 del
Cheeky bugger

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.757467 del
The yes people are everywhere, very annoying

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.757468 del
NEET needs to get a dog to lick his foot.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.757469 del
24k overdue.
I just paid 16.
Tax is theft.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.757470 del
The possum is still in the roof. It hasnt left its lair except to drink from the gutter just outside. I think they kind of hibernate and only go out to forage when its nice weather. I tightened up every point of access and left a one way exit for him to find. Thinking of going up there and poking it with a stick or something. the little cunt is pissing above my bed space i just know it.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.757471 del
Possum : 1
Tiffin : 0

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.757472 del
> I think they kind of hibernate and only go out to forage when its nice weather
m8, it's ordering kfc and dominos on your ubereats account, that's why it doesn't need to go out

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.757473 del
wagon tomorrow?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.757474 del
The roof is just a garlic bread warehouse at this stage.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.757475 del
how do you know its not an infected implant? how are steroids gonna help with that? Is steroid injections good medicine anyway?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.757476 del
She had an injection into the knee about a month ago and it was good for 24 hours and that was it. Apparently they can only do that about 4 times before they cause permanent damage to the joint.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:43 [Preview] No.757477 del
yeah maybe I need to adjust my tactics an make a one way exit on the hole or some shit. I had another look and I can just about reach in and block the eaves instead of the hole.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:43 [Preview] No.757478 del
just saying that doctor zogbot is a retard and hasnt learned any "medicine" since his first year in med school in mumbai.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.757479 del
Have you met him or is this your imagination?

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.757480 del
(2.90 MB 576x1024 Zu2cz-SY.mp4)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.757481 del
>male shoulders
>male hobbies
>male voice doing very bad female impersonation
Ryan is a man.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.757482 del

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.757483 del
You'd still do him.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.757484 del
(2.35 KB 125x108 triforce.jpg)
Somebody give me a QRD on this.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:34 [Preview] No.757485 del
if he worked thru covid then he got teh Vaxx and is therefore a Zogbot.

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.757486 del
>2.35 KB 125x108

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.757487 del
(32.05 KB 512x446 triforce.jpg)

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.757488 del
that's how to make the symbols with the alt key and the numpad

NEET 10/13/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.757489 del

▲ ▲

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.757492 del

▲ ▲

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.757493 del
(6.45 KB 300x100 gangbanner.jpg)
I made that banner.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.757494 del
I had to buy 4chan gold to get triforce to work back in the day.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.757495 del
(72.72 KB 941x655 hans.jpg)
The one on the right looks just like my father.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.757496 del
Will boongs riot if they lose the referendum today?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.757497 del
Put on a brand new pair of New Balance shoes I'd had in a box in the cupboard for a few years. Feels good.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.757498 del
I bet it was Costa cut down those trees.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.757499 del
Not actual boongs, just octoroons and commie lefties

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.757500 del
Do you feel newly balanced?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.757501 del
For the moment.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.757502 del
A well balanced NEET is a good start to a healthy breakfast.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.757503 del
They look good NEET.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.757505 del
(367.61 KB 845x925 u1x71kfcove81.png)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.757506 del
I finished reading Major Bummer, very entertaining, many thanks to that NEET.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.757507 del
(635.19 KB 1500x834 7f9.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.757508 del
*Visit Dan

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.757509 del
(119.91 KB 1125x852 fall.jpg)
yankalilla better have pepper pies

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.757510 del
No, most of them don't even know it is on and the radical boongs oppose the voice anyway because it is not radical enough for them.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.757511 del
They look okay. Do they make them for men too?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.757512 del
I am glad you enjoyed it.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.757513 del
That is a good Pepe. The yankalilla bakery has a good reputation.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.757514 del
Grab me one as well please.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.757515 del
might have some spagheti, meatballs and sausages for lunch

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.757516 del
I did the dishes. Water spilled over the benchtop and down the cupboards onto the floor. Socks wet.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.757517 del
If I was a radical boong I would get a job and be nice to the lady boongs.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.757518 del
You cleaned your feet and dishes at the same time.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.757519 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.757520 del
Is pelican point Boong only now?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.757521 del
Nah they just don't let poofters in.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.757522 del
I don’t think it’s swelled up. Thanks for asking

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.757523 del
Like 80$ each time.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.757524 del
You can get a gook wank for that.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.757525 del
Almost got one in cairns. Didn’t pan out.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.757526 del
I prescribe a visit to one of my many fine stores instead.

Caravan_neet NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.757527 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.757528 del
(8.41 KB 241x209 images.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.757529 del
If I had the money I would. Last time I went to dans they didn’t have the drinks I wanted. Not sure if they sold out or didn’t restock

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.757530 del
The website often lies.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.757531 del
I thought Dan never lied to us

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.757532 del
Are they claimable on medicare?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.757533 del
Maybe the massage part.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.757534 del
Pixxa station.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.757535 del
Executive stress release.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.757536 del
i fried the stale bread in the mushroom juice and its good.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.757537 del
Looking good.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.757538 del
Good spread.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.757539 del
Wish webby would shout me a woolies mudcake and a tub of vanilla connoisseur

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.757540 del
Wanked so hard I’ve got a hand cramp. Could this be considered a victory?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.757541 del
Wank again and see if it has resolved.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.757542 del
(84.42 KB 968x928 1544140126215.jpg)
I think cramps in your glutes from pounding some pussy would be a victory.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.757543 del
I don’t think my nuts could take another hit. I’m not as young as I used to be. Ah to be 13 again and to wank 7+ times a day.
Only way I’m doing that is if I pay for it. And I don’t have the cash

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.757544 del
Very stressed. Need to go vote. Many things to do. Feel bad.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.757545 del
Just do it.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.757546 del
Cruisey must be stopped, no matter the cost

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.757547 del
Going to do a poo, vote, go shopping. In that order.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.757548 del
>7+ times a day
I don't know how you'd manage. My record is five times. I've hit that twice, never exceeded it.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.757549 del
Do the poo while voting to save time.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.757550 del
For or against? I’m guessing everyone here will vote no.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.757551 del
Cruisey says he loves aboriginals but has anyone ever seen him have sex with one?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.757552 del
> I don't know how you'd manage.
Eating a lot the day before and also with great difficulty. Sore balls and cock

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.757553 del
Is sooner fuck a possum than one of those.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.757554 del
(202.47 KB 1080x843 r8qi25vb6tdz.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.757555 del
That can be arranged.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.757556 del
Why not have a thresome with Possum and a boong?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.757557 del
At a major facility getting a battalion worth.
Round 2 of the mongs about to say yes to anything I ask.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.757558 del
I got raped by nk once.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.757559 del
You begged him to do it.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.757560 del
Its why he only did it once.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.757561 del
Womens international cricket.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.757562 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.757563 del
Standing in line. Big line. Long wait. Lots of mongs.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.757564 del
I'm going to vote no but tell tiffo I voted yes.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.757565 del
>Lots of mongs.
Those are Australians.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.757566 del
Can't be, I'm one of the only whites.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.757567 del
(481.46 KB 1080x1425 image.jpg)
Cook some beans on toast

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.757568 del
Now that's what I call real hovel dwelling.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.757569 del
I even farm my own maggots for cleaning my bumhole after a shit.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.757570 del
(75.40 KB 1026x980 boongawawb.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.757571 del
vooting will be stressful

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.757572 del
You cleaned up. Expecting guests?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.757573 del
>tfw can only afford generic-branded sneakers from BigW

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.757574 del
13 pixxas in the freexer. Just gotta clean up the mess and might settle back for the rest of the arvo. I had some leftover slami from the crowd pleaser pies. Was going to give it to the neighbour for her dog but if it get coincidentally sick then I'll get the blame. Into the bin it goes.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.757575 del
Voted. Pretty straight forward.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.757576 del
Wagon today?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.757577 del
I bet he shaved his balls in anticipation.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.757578 del
(90.05 KB 814x997 Clipboard07.jpg)
You need to pay more attention to your astrology and the star sign of the gook whore. Trust me on this one.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.757579 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.757580 del
Slap the salami before you give it to the dog then suck the dog off.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.757581 del
Pixxa week?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.757582 del
I should have done that with my last pair of shoes, got a couple pairs and kept them put away.
feels bad man

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.757583 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.757584 del
slami pig

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.757585 del
The ABC live article is basically all pro-Yes

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.757586 del
I've always gotten about 3 years of constant wear out of my NB shoes and the different width offerings are nice.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.757587 del
I never want to look at pixxa again ever.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.757588 del
You have to give up this unwholesome pixxa lifestyle and get on the goon and choof.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.757589 del
What if your feet unexpectedly grew?
From the beetus

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.757590 del
She has been booked in for an endosccopy and colonoscopy on the 9th. With the stomach pain and blood work showing inflammation levels off the charts the doctor was talking about cancer.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.757591 del
Bloody hell.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.757592 del
should have left one out of the freexer for tonight.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.757593 del
even a herd of mongs bussed in from out of the city could figure out how to do it?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.757594 del
:( Hope it's nothing too serious.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.757595 del
if the dox thought it was serious she'd be on the emergency list

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.757596 del
I got a steak & pepper pie and a coffee.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.757597 del
they never seem to have mens size 10 in stock

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.757598 del
Took the munted pixxa out of the freexer for tonight.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.757599 del
I hope the news isn't that bad NEET.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.757600 del
lol just noticed she had since deleted this on tiktok
went back tot he video and her username thing with ryan in it was in the top left of the screen

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.757601 del
ryannf96 suggests her middle initial starts with n
probably negger

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.757602 del
ABC staff will hang themselves at the end of today

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.757603 del
that's also her pintrest username with first and last name displayed, so she has doxed herself
a lot easier than the facial recognition method I went with

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.757604 del
I buy them all to fuck with you.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.757605 del
nobody else sells the velcro autism shoes, you monster!

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.757606 del
>velcro autism shoes
Peak NEET fashion.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.757607 del
better than having to ask your mummybot to do your shoes up for you

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.757608 del
is that possum doing soy redditor face

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.757609 del
Ah shid. "La Dreadnought" came free of its plastic pipe insulator and is skating about on the high tension wires in the filthy weather, threatening to cut into the insulation and electrocute everything.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.757610 del
>came free
Cut by a certain marsupial.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.757611 del
>and electrocute everything
or at least short out the supply
do you have a power poll transformer by the property?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.757612 del
I used to have those when I was a teenage autist. As I got older I got too lazy even for velcro and just started wearing slip on shoes

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.757613 del
(394.97 KB 1080x843 take that cunt.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.757614 del
He laughs in the face of death.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.757615 del
The sub station is on the pole attached to the house, yes.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.757616 del
(2.01 MB 5760x3840 Domestic-Violence.jpeg)
I wish I had a family so I could get drunk and beat them up.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.757617 del
enjoy the fireworks

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.757618 del
(103.50 KB 1200x500 fallingdown.jpg)
Falling Down (1993) will be on tonight on womboflix neets, 7pm AEDT

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.757619 del
How many jabs did she get?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.757620 del
I don't think I'll be ready to fall down by that time.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.757621 del
Poxxum: 2

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.757622 del
looking aforward to it

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.757623 del
being irish rules

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.757624 del
It's a movie about a guy who couldn't get on dsp

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.757625 del
Might watch some pornography.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.757626 del
Watch some abo porn

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.757627 del
Baked woman porn

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.757628 del
Lights blinked. NAS rebooting

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.757629 del
(34.39 KB 650x430 n.webp)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.757630 del
My thoughts are with you. Very difficult time for you both.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.757631 del
The possum will cut off all power,water and internet.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.757632 del
Cortisone is the only option for chronic pain.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.757633 del
(2.62 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4718.jpeg)
Waged today. Big cleanup at the shop. Had a little helper.

I was pessimistic about the line at the voot but left at 11:30 went to the local Church. Had to line up for 3 minutes on the shade. Did not have to deal with any pandering. Gave the lady my Drivers License. Got ballot, voted NO.

Got a plate of sushi for lunch. Ate while the Van was getting a car wash. Did some shopping on the way back.

Waged for a couple more hours. Feeing the heat, here we go again…. Riding around Maroochy to cool down. Will get some Guzman on the way home and will catch womobo flix later.


NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.757634 del
>steak & pepper pie
Colourful whole peppercorns inside?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.757635 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.757636 del
Fuck sake. I'm sorry mate.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.757637 del
murrican immune to da beetus

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.757638 del
(138.82 KB 502x396 pp5.jpg)
>Had a little helper.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.757639 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.757640 del
He's been a busy marsupial today.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.757641 del
>Australia's cricketers will be offered counselling services if the Indigenous Voice to Parliament isn't voted in

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.757642 del
There was some red capsicum flecks I think. Was pretty good, but the Victor qt314 sells better.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.757643 del
Made us steak sangas for dindins.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.757644 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.757645 del
(196.72 KB 1024x1024 rare diamond pepe.jpg)
Imagine being on the winning side

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.757646 del
The rest of us can only dream of such exalted heights.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.757647 del
(246.12 KB 1280x960 The last pie.jpg)
Blech Pixxa again. If you eat them with a knife and fork its not that bad.
Honey and peanut butter for dessert.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.757648 del
(800.29 KB 1001x514 Screenshot_8.png)
I've been reposting this you should watch it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eHx3bjOLKao [Embed]

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.757649 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.757650 del
Why? Molan's old man was an ADF jew cocksucker

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.757651 del
>Honey and peanut butter for dessert.
Good choice.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.757652 del
We're having almond magnums

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.757653 del
They're not open

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.757654 del
Not now. They would have been this morning. Not tomorrow.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.757655 del
They're not saying anything new and deep down I kinda dont like jews because of what they are doing in the occupied territories.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.757656 del
If I was a jew i would do a big poo

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.757657 del
Turned out very nice.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.757658 del
Greasy feed.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.757659 del
Have you tried the honeycomb magnums? They're good magnums. Almond are good too.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.757660 del
No, I haven't. As a child my grandparents always used to have Golden North honey ice cream, and I would like Motherbat to get some or the Giant Twins in honey flavor (basically two chocolate covered ice cream sticks), but she likes pedestrian shit like Magnums and Cornettos.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.757661 del
>Golden North honey ice cream
That was a good ice cream back in the day. The rum and raisin also.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.757662 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.757663 del
jeebus the no vote is at 71%

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.757664 del
The country areas get their count in first.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.757665 del
on the board maybe

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.757666 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.757667 del
>wtf i love the aec now.png
No you don't

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.757668 del
There were half a dozen chuds at the polling station. one of them was wearing a n95 mask and escorted me out the back way to make sure i didnt get waylaid.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.757669 del
wanna fist antony green, but he'd enjoy it

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.757670 del
You did this to yourself Tiffo

How are you going to feel eating dem beans when the happening finally happens ?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.757671 del
they found my booth grafitti before I was barely out of the room

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.757672 del
>2/3rds against
Makes me proud to be australian. Cheers, all you voters out there.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.757673 del
>thanks for the free advertising neet

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.757674 del
cancel the moofie tonight for salt mining reddit.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.757675 del
Falling Down (1993) will be on in half an hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.757676 del
Well bantered Dan.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.757677 del
Even the dogs on r/Australia were 50/50 on the voice. I don't think there will be that much salt.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.757678 del
The true salt won't begin until later tonight when the full results are released.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.757679 del
dont be gay

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.757680 del
It's ok for you, you don't need the 20 dollars.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.757681 del
(57.32 KB 741x504 salt1.jpg)
I dunno its pretty salty on first landing.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.757682 del
Hopefully the boongs will start leaving the country as an act of protest. Fingers crossed.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.757683 del
Boring screenshot. Nothing good there.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.757684 del
(29.09 KB 474x335 th-3965249685.jpeg)
I've got just the spot for them.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.757685 del
Don't wish that on Big Fella. International Cruisey can host them.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.757686 del
Would you like me to doom scroll untill i find something more kekworthy?
I cant be bothered anymore I am just thinking about the big NO party I promised with my mates.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.757687 del
lol how embarrassing.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.757688 del
there is >NO party
This is what Possum said to me last time I asked for one

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.757689 del
I don't really want to see any of that /pol/ crap here. Hits me in the cringe zone honestly.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.757690 del
I wonder if they have the good side of the river and bad side of the river.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.757691 del
(59.18 KB 568x590 rusty corvette.jpg)
Show me on the gender fluid doll where possum touched (You)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.757692 del
That's the 6 cylinder Mustang, bro

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.757694 del
Lower teh heat NEET, you're not searing steak.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PvOJt0rMf8E [Embed]

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.757695 del
(241.05 KB 719x783 get Hungary.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.757696 del
>didn't eat any salad
>didn't exercise
>didn't take my 1 hour break from the internet
>didn't do anything productive
Why does this keep happening?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.757697 del
Barnaby land with 10 percent counted just come up as no on ABC site.(76.6)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.757699 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pCvHcE2cWuE [Embed]

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.757700 del
SA will win.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.757701 del
Egos are best, especially when you get them frozen from the shop and when you get home, theyve just thawed enough for the caramel layer to be soft but still cold.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.757702 del
I think theyve changed them. They used to be less square on yhe corners and were bigger.
Might just be my foggy memory.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.757703 del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.757704 del
(146.10 KB 1280x720 falling_down1.jpg)
Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.757705 del
Theyd fit in there

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.757706 del
The good side is north.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.757707 del
jews only poo in public toilets so they don't have to buy toilet paper.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.757708 del
Good day unna, maybe now the white cunts will leave us alone

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.757709 del
lol channel 7 just quit the policitcal coverage and switched to a movie

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.757710 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.757711 del
What a traumatic experience.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.757712 del
This is >>756864 too.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.757713 del
A painful poo can be like that.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.757715 del
(8.59 KB 1200x698 la2fcnnzu4ub1.webp)
You'll need a good fridge meme.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.757716 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.757717 del

Should be apparent why its so interesting within the first 2 mins, I thought people here were at least somewhat smart or politically aware.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.757718 del
lol fuck off with your shit

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.757719 del
Glad to see SA voted the right way and knowing I helped.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.757720 del
me too

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.757721 del
despairing boongs are now drowning their sorrows, some are even consuming alcohol and other intoxicating substances to excess. I hope you're happy neets.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.757722 del
Dan is the only winner.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.757723 del
helped 11 times

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.757724 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.757725 del
I bet nuro is mad now.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.757726 del
Real boongs vote no

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.757727 del
He's dead.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.757728 del
Died with his partner in that helicopter crash

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.757729 del
When they found the bodies they were still holding hands.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.757730 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.757731 del
They cherished the little things.
I remember one of them use to spend hours calling the other. True love. Romantic.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.757732 del
(88.98 KB 400x207 dfens.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.757733 del
I bet cruisey supports the palestinians

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.757734 del
He should have been out bush cutting spars, not living in that urban jungle.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.757735 del
He has all his mongs say the shahada.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.757736 del
that faggot albanese is having a cry on tele lol

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.757737 del
(84.69 KB 1125x815 have a sook cunt.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.757738 del
Disgusting. A grown man.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.757739 del
(343.05 KB 844x483 albover.png)
I hope he commits suicide

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.757740 del
funny you just posted that
I said the same to motherbat

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.757741 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.757742 del
If only we knew!

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.757743 del
what is reddit saying, possum?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.757744 del
Are you just drunk or something

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.757745 del
Is ABC going to give Dutton equal air time ???

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.757746 del
no, quite sober

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.757747 del
i voted yes to accelerate but if I knew it was going to be a landslide loss I'd have voted no to demoralize lefties even more

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.757748 del
Hopefully he'll resign in protest of the result

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.757749 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.757750 del
he won't
he'll adopt the sa model federally

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.757751 del
Did you tick the box?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.757752 del
linda 'prada' chunthole is having a bitch now

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.757753 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.757754 del
(2.15 MB 480x854 Yes You Can!.mp4)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.757755 del
(227.78 KB 1037x1024 car.jpg)
Working on the engine with Tiffo tomorrow

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.757756 del
ABC will flip to the next psyop in the stack when we wake up tmrw.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.757757 del
(6.36 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4722.jpeg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.757758 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vham34z-0kA [Embed]

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.757759 del
elon got you working on a secret project?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.757760 del
Perpetual Loser Syndrome

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.757761 del
Me on the left.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.757762 del
(379.68 KB 571x560 push.png)
(68.64 KB 626x1024 large.jpg)
>tfw no gf

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.757763 del
Looks like a new Mars rover.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.757764 del
(307.74 KB 1080x664 boong war.jpg)
Ungh cant keep up with aus/pol/ im going to bed. gonna get up when this shitshow is all over and the boongs are on the run.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.757765 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.757766 del
might take a cheeky visit to 4pol

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.757767 del
Advertise our board.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.757769 del
(125.25 KB 300x300 banner_drive_safely.png)
will do

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.757770 del
You look well.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.757771 del
Fuck yourself and fuck that shit

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.757772 del
ABC is now playing some coon bad singing "you broke my heart oooh woo wooo"

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.757773 del
Tell them how smart and politically aware we are here.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.757774 del
I am kept heavily medicated.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.757775 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.757776 del
(140.00 KB 1280x960 boongs_1stgrade.jpg)
This is all cruisey's fault. He failed to rig the vote properly. He sent mongs to do a boong's job

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.757777 del
Quads and thank fuck this shits over and the retards can go back to sleep.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.757778 del
This is one of those once in decade events where 4chin pol is actually comfy

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.757779 del
(21.36 KB 251x242 IMG_1733.jpeg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.757780 del
He didn't follow the system.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.757781 del
(91.37 KB 402x561 jxatjujigbtb1.webp)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.757782 del
(25.04 KB 646x348 HO.png)
(164.54 KB 965x673 Bunnu.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.757783 del
Bunnings snags are tasteless shite.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.757784 del
How the duck would Pajeet transport a snag in bread?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.757785 del
Texted sisterbot
coodna gulloo is a phonetic spelling of some abbo slang she came home from primary school with 20 years ago

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.757786 del
He’d pull up and climb out of the carolla and start looking under the passenger seat to see where it rolled

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.757787 del
(184.83 KB 947x934 ducks.jpg)
what are neets up to now?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.757789 del
Gone bedbed

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.757790 del
forgot to turn on my monitor's night colour, no wonder I wasn't getting sleepy

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.757791 del
me on the right

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.757792 del
You have nice feathers.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.757793 del

Found a nice creepshot thread over on 4chong

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.757794 del
In my undies with 5 tabs open on 4chin pol eating a burrito with salt streaming on ABC

Grining so hard my face is starting to ache

Will need to have a good smoke to calm down from tonight. Some amazing posts. My sides. NUKE ACT.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.757795 del
link plz

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.757796 del
(22.60 KB 338x450 th.jpg)
Tonight is abo porn night.
They should make this victory a public holiday.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.757797 del
Having a chuckle with IRL friends on iMessage I haven’t spoken to all year.

>Voice of division
Lel hold my beer.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.757798 del
(246.31 KB 1024x1024 1697280210763547.jpg)
Good night NEETs.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.757799 del
Good Night.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.757800 del
(396.06 KB 410x422 Pepe_irl (1).PNG)
Good Morning!

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.757801 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.757802 del
Is this the beheaded babbies pol keeps talking about?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.757803 del
Had the shits three times so far.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.757804 del
watched the reffo at a mates bbq
we were all no voters celebrating, absolute kino

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.757805 del
Rock hard rape

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.757806 del
If you can't poo you can't piss

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.757807 del
i make sure to fuck the fish before I grill it and you can only do that with fresh fish.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.757808 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.757810 del
Well grilled.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.757811 del
(30.87 KB 741x502 1b6yp3baadtb1.webp)
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.757812 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.757813 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.757814 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.757816 del
That's not Tiffin's Boer accent.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.757817 del
It's the James brown experience

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.757821 del
(84.25 KB 1080x926 poo knowledge.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.757822 del
morning neetbros

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.757823 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.757824 del
Went to use the toilet at the shopping centre yesterday and noticed from the smell someone was doing a shit, I kicked all the doors in until I found the cunt and picked him up off the seat and could see he had done a massive shit.
I threw him to the floor and bashed him until he couldn't get up and forced him to watch me take a shit on top of the shit he just did.
I then made him wipe my hole and leave without wiping his hole and I left the toilet unflushed.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.757825 del
Shameful lads. Do better.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.757826 del
How long before albo gives a 'fuck the voters' speech and moves forwards with some sort of voice anyway?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.757827 del
>forced him to watch me take a shit on top of the shit he just did.
Did you have to wait a few minutes otherwise your hand would vanish up there if you wiped without waiting?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:32 [Preview] No.757828 del
If I don't know what I do I shit on the toilet paper first then wipe my hole.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.757829 del
He'll do something out of spite by the end of the week.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.757830 del
He won't do shit

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.757831 del
Alpha move.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.757832 del
I'm going to the shops now to kick shopping trolleys and shout at people.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.757833 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.757834 del
(1.79 MB 480x270 cook.gif)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.757835 del
The local abos are not good advertisements for the voice lol.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.757836 del
Same reason the Northern Territory voted No. Judging from the result almost every non-aboriginal person there must have voted against it.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.757837 del
strange how that seems to be a problem everywhere

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.757838 del
I don't know why , but it just keeps falling out of me

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.757839 del
(1014.15 KB 576x1024 wSeeEeJR.mp4)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.757840 del
(101.70 KB 669x900 possum cucumber.jpg)

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.757841 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.757842 del
I'm on my way, Tiffo.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.757843 del
I'm going to have to beat some mongs

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.757844 del
Poo brother no 1

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.757845 del
garn bakery, you neets want anything?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.757846 del
Three custard berlinas thanks

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.757847 del
Cornish pasty, sausage roll and two apple turnovers please.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.757848 del
took sweaty for a walk

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.757849 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.757850 del
You do well by her.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.757851 del
She loves her walks and unfortunately she is only able to get them when I'm down here now.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.757852 del
Weber, sweety told me she doesnt always feel comfortable or safe when you take her for walkies, She said she wants you to pay a professional dog walker to take her out from now on.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.757853 del
She did not.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.757854 del
Fish slurry continuing. Sounded like a coffee pot full of porridge percolating.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:17 [Preview] No.757855 del
There was a fish in the perculator

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.757856 del
Oh Weber. Its normal to feel some feelings of loss and confusion when your relationship comes to an end. Denial is normal too. Do you want to talk to a counselling service?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.757857 del

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.757858 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.757859 del
Please, check your hostility. Agression is not acceptable.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.757860 del
(1.09 MB 496x480 1697321018524108.webm)
Good Morning NEEToids

Had a good sleep. Just got up. Downing some Icebreak and left over burrito.

Still buzzing from last night. Comfy salt mining this morning. Proud to be an Australian today.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.757861 del
back from the supermarket

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.757862 del
Morning Based One. I lol'd at your webm.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.757863 del
Did you get me a mud cake?

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.757864 del
haughty chortler

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.757865 del
Good webm.
Do you know any quick remedies for a rumbly tummy that keeps wanting to squirt?
Third shit of the day, surprised I didn't wake up to a puddle in my jocks.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.757866 del
Motherbat said no.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.757867 del
The voice was framed from the start as "vote yes or your racist". The lefty ree is exactly that right now.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.757868 del
I bet Mongaro voted yes.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.757869 del
You didn't even ask.

NEET 10/14/2023 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.757870 del
Get back to your slurry cube.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.757871 del
I have a lot to deal with at the moment.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.757872 del
I posted it while wafting in the rich omega gasses.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.757873 del
and some ice cream?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.757874 del
(22.78 KB 215x255 nnt.png)
Can I have half the ice cream please.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.757875 del
I'm amazed the board has lasted this long with only global moderation. Between the CT police neet and nuro publicly plotting murder, I'm surprised there hasn't been a police investigation here yet.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.757876 del
>I'm surprised there hasn't been a police investigation here yet.
If/when there is, I expect Big Fella to let us know in real time.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.757877 del
The E-safety commissioner wouldnt touch this cringe. The murder plot is too old to be actioned anyway.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.757878 del
Obviously there isn't much they can do to him beyond an impotent email but nuro is a retard to plot a murder and defend Tarrant and so on all whilst having his name and address public knowledge here.
NEETs being too lazy to submit a report to crimestoppers is all that is saving him from getting fucked. It'd be pretty funny having two QLD neets being investigated by the CT police lol.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.757879 del
how about errybody just stop being a dingus

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.757880 del
ASIO are desperate for white supremacist/neo-nazi shit. They will chase up just about anything.
And you can't tell me that they wouldn't find heaps of creepshotted little kids on his phone, drugs etc.
Honestly, the fact that stanley never did anything is probably the most compelling evidence that nuro was stanley all along.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.757881 del
Piss off with your bullshit.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.757882 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.757883 del
The 4pol threads are a goldmine.


Lots of magnesium

What’s even crazier is pol finally found the link between the voice and the UN


NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.757885 del
>plotting murder
Was this in Minecraft or Discord ? Retard.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.757886 del
>GOADneet being a shitcunt again….
Imagine my shock.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.757887 del
me too, the other half of the ice cream please

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.757888 del
>d ?
You need to learn to do a better job of blending in keegz.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.757889 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.757890 del
Big mad.
You might want to give the toilet a spray of glen 20 before you go to bed tonight. That indian truck driver left quite a stench.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.757891 del
Hey if you're the only one on the board who doesn't have an internal voice, does that mean you're the board boong and we can vote you out?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.757892 del
You can see into my mind ?!

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.757893 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.757894 del
Grumbling for berlinas.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.757895 del
Possum asked me to shave my Gaza strip once

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.757896 del
You are pretty low IQ....

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.757897 del
he wanted to explore my giza pyramids once

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.757898 del
he ventured into my black hole of calcutta once

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.757899 del
Better yet, why don't they make it an indefinite period of silence. That'll teach us.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.757900 del
Let it rise in a warm place for 1 hour. In the meantime, heat the oil to 350F or 180C. Fry about 4-6 at a time, about 2 minutes per side, until golden, turning with a stick. Remove with a slotted spoon to a plate lined with paper towels to absorb excess oil. Cut a hole with a knife and fill it with...

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.757901 del
put a stupid washing cart together for the old moo

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.757902 del
does she wash your underpants?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.757903 del
I do my own washing when I can be bothered. Haven't washed for a couple of months now. Just buy $8 tshirts and wear undies and singlets for a week or so.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.757904 del
now she wants a printer cartridge changed

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.757905 del
colours wouldn't run out so quickly if she didn't print and copy everything in fucking colour

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.757906 del
Can you decrease the printer quality settings without her realising?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.757907 del
haven't shit since wednesday or thursday
might do that and go to bed

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.757908 del
Fucking Christ NEETs.

35c on the sunny coast tomorrow.

Here we go again…..

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.757909 del
don't blaspheme you cunt

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.757910 del
(827.09 KB 1536x1152 Grumbling Berlina.jpg)

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.757911 del
But the weather is literally Gods Fault FFS

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.757912 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.757913 del
nuro sued god once

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.757914 del
are there any good fantasy tv shows besides game of thrones?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.757915 del
not that I am aware of
LOTR was shite, wheel of time was shite

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.757916 del
still haven't had that poo
ate a whole lemon madeira cake instead

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.757917 del
couldn't get through more than 10 minutes of the first episode of teh witcher either

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.757918 del
Couldn't find his mailing address to serve him though...

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.757919 del
The queue continues to grow.
Further delays could be painful.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.757920 del
And I Won !

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.757921 del
Especially teh great sphinxter

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.757922 del
which has better mud cakes - coles or woolies?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.757923 del
What's with the red line on his face?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.757924 del
Why didn't you eat them as is grilled? Everything you touch turns to sloppa.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.757925 del
the character probably has a face wound or something

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.757926 del
>Everything you touch turns to sloppa.
If only you knew how good the sloppa was.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.757927 del
(26.88 KB 300x300 F8asCvsWoAA33tC.png)

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.757928 del
Finna watch some dash cams /aus/

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.757929 del
(472.44 KB 1286x2048 fingered.jpg)

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.757930 del
I did eat them as is.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.757931 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.757932 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.757933 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.757934 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.757935 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.757936 del
Proceeding to clog

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.757938 del
what's the best way to get out of jury duty neets?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.757939 del
Tell them you have a medical condition that causes you to shit yourself uncontrollably

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.757940 del
Going to the gym for the first time in a fortnight and the second time in two months.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.757941 del
You're a wog who desperately wants to be American...

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.757942 del
(85.17 KB 277x255 File.png)
Get them gains!

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.757943 del
Become a judge

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.757944 del
Spilt creaming soda on my keyboard. Now when I press a button the caps lock and scroll lock lights flash. How do I fix this?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.757945 del
Don’t stop or you’ll become fat like Weber

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.757946 del
Just smash the bulbs.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.757947 del
Submerge the whole thing in water and then dry thoroughly in sun for a few weeks

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.757948 del
Doctors certificate.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.757949 del
had to take my inhaler after that shit

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.757950 del
BEST A pays $20 per day to jurors and the Snowtown trial of the two ringleaders went for 10 or 11 months.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.757951 del
(171.78 KB 613x336 Twatter.png)
So cringe

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.757952 del
thinking about cows dot jpeg

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.757953 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.757954 del
Dequeuing sounds intense.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.757955 del
>Nuro is a wog
Fucking lol you dense motherfucker….

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.757956 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.757957 del
What would happen if we took off that mask ?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.757958 del
(101.28 KB 293x165 king-hit.png)

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.757959 del
Ever get tired of constantly losing you poor fuck ?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.757960 del

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.757961 del
(57.49 KB 602x600 banananananana.jpg)
wednesday and Thursday is the hot days down here. Its prolly gonna end in a toss up between getting out the kayak or the chainsaw.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.757962 del
Back on the arse soaker. There is nothing in it. Just cut scenes of nothing.
Men in costumes in rooms.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.757963 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w5fu4LbpLro [Embed]

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.757965 del
>Men in costumes in rooms.
Just like Thursday nights.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.757966 del
We don't act

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.757967 del
Stuffed a wedge of lime into my can of beer.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.757969 del
Refreshing twist on an old favourite.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.757970 del
Please post old.reddit links. You need an account to see that one.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.757972 del
they got da bicycle bandit best a neets

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.757973 del
The name vaguely rang a bell but I couldn't really remember him.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.757974 del
he knocked over a bunch of banks, the last of which was 20 years ago
it was suspected he was ex-military because of the tactical nature and the way he engaged police at the last robbery
his age would mean he was possible ex-Vietnam
wont know until a name and photos get released I guess

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.757975 del
Yes ma'am

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.757976 del
I wonder if he had a good use for the money he stole. Very poor risk/reward ratio in that sort of crime.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.757977 del
What sort of fish were they, and why did you allah ackbar them?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.757978 del
Every time he goes to Costco the fish call to him.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.757979 del
Yeah I dunno.
I think he got away with some reasonable sums of money, but nothing that would set you up for life, even adjusted for 80/90s dollars.
Guessing the last shoot out convinced him it wasn't worth it.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.757981 del
(37.47 KB 1000x428 se7en2.jpg)
Se7en (1995) will be on in 1 hour neets - set in an unnamed, crime-ridden city, Seven's plot follows disenchanted, near-retirement detective William Somerset and his newly transferred partner David Mills as they attempt to stop a serial killer before he can complete a series of murders based on the seven deadly sins. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.757982 del
>Detective Superintendent Thompson said there had "literally been hundreds of people looked at" over the last two decades, but said the 73-year-old man only became a person of interest "very recently".
wife/ex-wife rolled on him or he started going doolally and said something he shouldn't have

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.757983 del
I hope it works for everybody tonight

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.757984 del
did shibs leave last night because it wasn't streaming for him?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.757985 del
There is no shame in being rich. Good products on the shelves there. Attractive and pleasant staff.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.757986 del
I remember that film but it has been years since I saw it. It is a good one.
There is a big fat executive involved, difficult to watch it hits too close to home for this fat pig.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.757987 del
can we all watch a space moofie where the dude goes out of the airlock without a space suit and turns into liquid nitrogen and smashes all over the place, please?

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.757988 del
That was the impression I got.

NEET 10/15/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.757989 del
It's ok neet, I'll hold your hand during that part. And feed you plenty of popcorn and coke, and maybe a choctop as a reward when you've managed to get through it like the big brave neet I know you are.