>>757075
I'm gonna vote for Nuro.

I might have called the haggard bitch out for cop-out cope when she is saying "let kids be kids" and the toothless bogan male calls me a gay cunt so I condemn him and his for being trash and gesture at the rubbish everywhere. I might told him to come take it when hes sayig givvus back me axe.

Does the report queue even get viewed? Are only global reports actually seen?

>>757075
I'm not gonna bother to vote because the no vote will win without me.

>>757125
tiffo would've done a better job of felling trees if he was doing it.

>>757127
Isn't it mandatory?

>>757127
Smart.

>>757130
I told the census I was a boong. They can't fine me for not voting now, that would be racist.

>>757126
I think only the BO does that stuff.

Wild animal anal sex

C'mon baby lets do it like marsupials

Cum filled bum

Ok neets, in 1 hour womboflix will be playing this Friday the 13th's feature film Talk To Me (2022) - a horror movie set in Adelaide about a bunch of guys at a party who use a mummified hand to talk to the dead, or something. We'll find out. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>757137
If this movie doesn't work I shall be very upset.

>>757137
Sounds awful.

fucking rock hard neetstick
Can't get rid of it, tempted to have a wank just to make it stop already. Very annoying.

weber dropped his neetstick and it scampered away under the couchbed never to be seen again once

I need a wife.

Six (6) 500ml cans of VB acquired

>>757142
I bet the NEET that lives under his floor has got it.

>>757144

onya cuz

>>757148
Are you the NEET that leaves his food over the toilet?

>>757149
That is nuro. He also washes his dishes in the toilet bowl.

>>757150
His partners can cook up a mean Steamer too.

>>757150
That saves water and is good for the environment.

Quite prolific wasn't he? I think he was making a shelter to sleep in because I found it later. Pathetic and all his bedding soaked by the rain. Really monk could do better. It must be hard to raise such a damaged sprog but it probably doesnt help to give him a tall can of red bull and leave him unsupervised in the park with an axe. He got all excited and was acting out after the encounter, i heard him as I was packing up. I got the falcon hell out of there in rapid time. This is why you point your vehicle at the exit and dont set up camp in front of it.

>>757153
>This is why you point your vehicle at the exit and dont set up camp in front of it.
Whizzed away!

>>757154
The Power of Whizz has passed along to a new NEET.

>>757155
The first one will always be in my heart. RIP.

I gotta cut back on the jalapeno peppers bring my tolerance down a bit

>>757156
He was too good for this vile world. RIP.

>>757157
That is a good looking pixxa.
Make a vocaroo of your Boer accent please.

>>757035
Put em straight.
>>757090
Vocaroo us this accent
>>757098
Big spar.

Violent wank

>>757148
looks like that bbq baby israel is trying to fool the media with

What a fucking story.
Tiffin is a champ.
I can just imagine the bogan tatted chick snarky howling and the kid with the rat tail crying about losing the axe. The step dad with a missing tooth coughing in the smoke as he skids away, rocks flicking into his Woodstock can. Fuck them.

>>757163
I'm just not sure when he took the photos.

>>757162
kek
I still don't understand what the fuck the picture is even meant to prove. They claimed 40 headless bebby but post two or three charred bebby with heads still attached.

Keep farting.

>>757166
Is that an order?

>>757165
and the photo I saw had an AI hand with a munted pinky finger in latex gloves unwrapping the turdbaby

Get in here neets, time for the ausneets seance!https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>757157
Looks good.

I actually wish I would get swing time more than I wish to get mein neetstick wet
life sucks

lmao https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/pregnancy/pregnant-woman-given-abortion-pills-by-mistake-after-pharmacists-mistake/news-story/df4bfe51f05213d870cc63efd763dbab

I'm contemplating becoming a hobo after I have a solid repertoire, and winter passes
wouldn't be much different from my living situation rn desu
I would exchange showers and going to the bathroom whenever I want for extra practice time
sounds like a good deal to me

>>757175
You should move into a shed.

>>757175
>hobo
*bard

>>757175
>hobo
gypsy

giidnight

>>757175
Become a hovel dweller

>>757175
You need a swag

https://youtube.com/watch?v=85hLoGDzwz0 [Embed]

Lol this is fuckin funny

These are quite alright.

>>757184
Are they pure deliciousness?

>>757185
They're more-ish.

>>757175
I don't think that's a good idea.
Maybe a hobo in California, but in Eastern Europe...

>>757187
He wants the gypsy lifestyle.

>>757183
Remember when Webby handed his Corvette over for 10 months KEK

>>757189
Did that NEET ever fix his engine?

>>757187
gypsy gonna gyp

>>757189
>for 10 months
long enough for an apprentice mechanic to pick up a girl, impregnate her, have a baby, and dump her in it

listening to Negative XP again

>>757192

at least it helped someone get pussy

>>757194
Cruisey got a gook whore to wank him off in the backseat once.

Can you go to a rub and tug and just ask them to do out calls?

>>757194
>get pussy
$150

cruisey have you ever had a blowjob while driving?
also can you roll a dart while driving?

>>757199
Get the whore to roll the ciggie

>>757200
the people I knew who smoked rollies or joints always had them pre-made for the day

>>757154
lol

>>757201
I preroll when I'm cutting down

im stinky again

>>757205
Dilation snags.

>>757205
You should have already voted at least 11 or 12 times at a minimum.

>>757207
That's a lot of tranny sausage.

We should do a voodoo ceremony and commune with the dead NEETs.

Do you have to vote in your own electorate tomorrow?

>>757208
they don't provide food at pre-polling

From KFC I got 10 Wicked Wings and 2 popcorn chicken go buckets. Good servings of chicken in the go buckets.
The Wings were average. Flappers better than the drumettes. 5/10.

>>757210
no, but it is easier

>>757210
No.

>>757211
Even a rub and tug puts on a rice cooker and cabbage table.

>>757207
Pretty silly meme.

>>757211
Vote again tomorrow.

good, scary movie

>>757209
Can I speak to Helen one last time?

I could never handle scary movies as a child. Even Steven King was too much for me.

>>757209
I'll try and find an online ouija board for halloween

>>757219
the horror of looking upon her distended cloaca would destroy you

>>757222
It might arouse him. There are some sickos out there.

Did anything bad happen to you on Friday the 13th neets?

>>757225
No.

10K have you read the Major Bummer comics? Someone mentioned them to me and I thought they would be up your alley.

>>757224
Bad neet.

love the smell of chamomile

>>757229
Smells like victory.

>>757229
Are you still tapering off?

>>757216
Your (you are)

>>757227
>10K
May he rest in tomatoe heaven.

>>757227
I have not but it looks interesting, downloading it now, cheers.

>>757230
What was for breakfast?

>>757225
They didn't have the cookies I wanted at the shops.

>>757236
Oh no debickies

>>757238
Absolute rot.

10k have you read Heart of Darkness?

>>757242
No but I saw the movie.

Nazi Tyrannosaurus gets taken out by a giant cat

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/food-drink/guests-lose-it-over-popular-seafood-buffet-in-sydney/news-story/4245d81a7e5b8e0a14b11769bc0c8a8f
Pigs

>>757245
That hovel would smell like death tomorrow.

>>757245
$155 per person. Not on this NEET's budget.

Do we have an /ausneets/ gang sign?

>>757244
It crossed his path.

You know you are in a bad home area when you go to the shops for a few things at 7pm and there are security guards posted everywhere.

>>757251
Very well done. Banner-worthy.

>>757252
It never used to be like that
The shops here have homeless people outside the methodone clinic, always some bogans with big dogs, bins are overflowing, angry cunts in high vis, asians everywhere, rubbish, huge lines for woolies self checkout.
It's like the cbd with none of the pros

>>757251
Tiffo was flashing this at those bogans once he'd put the hatchet down the front of his operational camo pants.

>>757255
You should see his crip walk

>>757252
Yeah thats bad.

>>757237
well punned

>>757252
In my area the boongs ate the security guards.

>>757231
yeah I guess - I'm leaving the tea bag in for 30 seconds rather than 5 minutes

>>757236
what sort of cookies?

>>757261
Light and refreshing.

>>757262
The coles choc chip cookies with chocolate on the back.

Frying off some snags. I hope there's a livestream from one of the major polling stations, there's going to be fisticuffs tomorrow for sure!

>>757265
That exclamation mark at the end of your post has me going hmmmmmm.

>>757265
Having snags, pattie, bacon, eggs and toast for breakfast tomorrow

>>757266
he is enthused!

>>757267
Needs beans.

>>757269
I don’t like beans

>>757235
Sammitch.

>>757270
have baked beans with ham sauce then, it's a good compromise. Also go for hash browns rather than toast, much tastier

>>757272
Ok I’ll just get my wand out and make hash browns appear

>>757271
What was on it? What sort of bread?

Possum turned me into a hash brown once.

>>757273
May your wand be straight, hard and strong.

>>757275
you were delicious

getting sleepy neets, bedtime for me

>>757278
Quick robin, to the batbed!

>>757274
Butter, chili bologna (we call it parizer, "parisian"), cheese.
White.

>>757278
Goodnight.

>>757280
Sounds alright

>>757278
GN

>>757275
Mushy and still frozen in the middle.

What you see taking photos of your daughter at a Noosa beach.

>>757285
A stylish executive.

Watching Gilmore Girls (S05E20).

>>757287
Lorelai was a horrible person.

>>757288
And Rory, though to a lesser extent.
Kirk and Luke are my favourite characters.

Don't freexe chillies unless you plan to use them whole in soups/stocks.

God I love kicking dogs

>>757287
You should watch Dawson's Creek next.

>>757291
Monk, I will rape you up the arse with tiffo's hatchet.

>>757292
Have you seen both?

>>757293
You won't do shit champ, I'll kill your dog

>>757295
You wouldn't get through the door m8.

>>757294
Some of both. Many years ago.

Still waiting on those photos Monk.

Chick at the bottle-o has a weird accent. Think she might be spanish or portugese. She had a strange smile as she was scanning my nuro goon. I honestly couldn't tell if she was attracted to me or just in a good mood. It was an unusual sort of smile.

Going to take a piss and dance around in the kitchen whilst listening to music.

>>757299
She was picturing her future life with you.

>>757299
She was smiling at you. Your current state.

>>757300
Do not piss in my sink again. My soup mug was in there.

>>757302
Climate change.

Got a fucking bad case of the feels thinking about the girl from a few weeks ago. I thought about pouring my heart out over some text messages but knew I'd die when I came to my senses. Decided to get gooned instead. Might hunt for a gf next week.
There are quite a few things I see around uni and rundle mall that make me recall little remarks of hers that hit me right in the feels. She was so smart, why did it have to be this way?

>>757304
I'm going to piss in monk's mouth and drown the cunt if he kicks the dog again.

>>757308
El Nino.

>>757306
>why did it have to be this way?
You were born with autism NEET.

Wish I went to one of those posh private boys schools that chant sexist shit on trams and get a bad wrap by the ABC for being toxic and beligerant at interschool footy
Woulda been sick

>>757311
They're a bunch of poofs.

>>757312
Better than the gay cunts at my school throwing each other under the bus to impress chicks

>>757313
You couldn't handle the banter.

>>757314
I am the one who banters

Good morning & TGIF! Have a great weekend Neets Bros!

>>757316
o7

>>757317
me in the hovel

>>757287
Might watch Breaking Bad again.

>>757292
Katie Holmes was so cute back then.

>>757299
> attracted to me
How many times we gotta go over this, they smile because it's their fucking job to do so. They don't want to date and/or fuck you...

>>757321
I've had girls that weren't paid to be do so be attracted to me though. Not everyone here is a fuck up.

>>757313
If a faggot is able to throw you under any vehicle then you deserve no chicks.

>>757321
It seems a common mistake for our NEETs to make. A bit embarrassing that it keeps happening.

>>757319
I'm half way through s3.
Walter should have killed all his family and enjoyed the gangster life.

>>756797
Who dis?

>>757326
I've still got another glass to go before I can go to bed too. What I mean is, I've had chicks attracted to me before, hence I do not find it inconceivable that a girl significantly less attractive than me is attracted to me.
>>757327
some ai chick you mong.
>>757324
Not every neet is in your postion, neet.

>>756495
Try brushing melted butter on the cheap crusts for more flavour. Some dried herbs could be good too.

>>757328
If you were wearing those baggy chinos then there is no way she found you attractive.

>>756493
First time for me I simply put my peen into her vagoo like a normal man. You are fucked cunt!

>>757330
They aren't baggy - FRM is out of her mind saying that. And I wasn't wearing them.

>>757332
Not enough arse to fill out the seat. Flat as a board.

>>757199
Yes and no. I stopped smoking when I got my license.

>>757212
You judge them too harshly.

How many mongs do you have ready for the vote tomorrow?

On episode 5 of arse soaker.
Just terrible.

>>757339
How many mongs could a mong herd herd if a mong herd could herd mongs?

>>757254
Culture

>>757328
> ai
Thought the hands looks a bit funny.

>>757285
Good Pepe

>>757340
Is it worth watching if you've never cared for star wars?

>>757343
AI or trannies; look at the hands.

>>757339
It'll swing the vote.
I'm teaching them how to spell.

>>757347
You should have them vote no as it is only two letters rather than three.

>>757345
No.
The best one is episode 1, 4 and 5 are okay too.

>>757348
A tick is even easier

>>757340
I'm up to 3. Got the next two downloaded but couldn't watch because of some retarded codec. All of the women so far are very average in terms of looks.

>>757353
Do you not use VLC? I've never had any codec issues with it.

>>757336
Lmao that's her sister?

>>757355
Yes it's VLC, the codec is h.265 and many have reported playback issues.

The craptop can't handle it. No issues with .264 though.

>>757357
>>757359
Download this, including media player classic (MPC).

https://codecguide.com/download_kl.htm

I am off to bed NEETs, good night.

Use: MPV
https://mpv.io/

watching a 4 corners doco on unis selling out to shitskins and gooks
its from 4 years ago, but still happening in record numbers
these people need to go to prison

>>757363
The country is lost. Its gone. Just accept it and enjoy the memes while we still can. Its over.

>>757299
She was leering at you.

tfw no buro

Any neets awake?

>>757371
yes bro

>>757372
Damnit now I want a forbidden planet poster. What are you doing anyways?

poo hard!

c'mon guys, nobody called diogenes a gypsy for being homeless

>>757373
laying in bed severely depressed
wbu

>>757187
at least you don't get shot around here
but I agree, it's a bad idea
maybe I got too drunk last night

>>757377
I’m laying in bed severely obsessed (with thinking)

Good morning NEETs.

>>757380
Good morning neetbro

morning neets. Remember to vote today. Only you can stop cruisey's army of mongs and their evil plan to take over the country.

>>757382
What is the voting about?

>>757376
I bet he was called all kinds of vile things back in the day.

>>757383
They want to change the constitution to recognise abbos and create a group of boongs who can basically make all sorts of demands of (and veto) federal government

also what did you have for dinner

Tried cooking two sausages for breakfast. Burned them. Tried two more sausages. Burned them again. I have no more sausages.

>>757385
Sounds good to me.

>>757386
Bread with roast lard, red paprika, onion, tomato.

>>757387
Motherbat puts mine in an electric skillet on medium heat and turns them every 5 minutes for 20 minutes.

>>757388
>Sounds good to me.
Our constitution doesn't guarantee us anything except the right to vote, and now they want to use it to elevate one group above everybody else.
Whenever people have suggested having a referendum to put a basic bill of rights into the constitution (ie free speech, freedom of religion) both sides of politics shut it down, but now they want to elevate a subhuman minority above all else and grant them extraordinary powers.
None of the real details have been released either, with voters being told to just vote yes now and then the details will be worked out later.

>>757390
>elevate one group above everybody else
Well, just make sure you control that group, and everything is dandy.

>>757387
>>757389
Huey puts his in a pot of simmering (not boiling) water until they are cooked through and then just finishes them on the direct heat for a bit of colour.

>>757389
>Motherbat
How are her and Sweetie going? I hope they are well.

>>757384
fair, but in return he got to insult alexander the great

>>757393
Heh.

>>757396
You can insult Alexander the Great without being a hobo.

>>757395
I have to drive her to Yankalilla this morning to see a gastric specialist. Legs are still fucked and the three different doctors involved are fucking her about.
Sweetie didn't eat her breakfast.

>>757400
>Sweetie didn't eat her breakfast.
She is sensitive to the stress in the air.

>>757401
nah she's just a boong

>>757400
Doktor Zogbot he no work on the weekend.

>>757403
This one does. He probably has a mansion at Carrickalinga.

>>757405
>a mansion at Carrickalinga.
Would be nice.

>>757405
look for a prius in the car park, thats his second ride.

>>757407
Hopefully he can work out why Motherbat is losing so much weight and gone off eating.

>>757409
Mumsies cat has a overactive thyroid and had those symptoms. You want me to ask her what meds she was giving it?

I ticked the box

>>757411
You did not.

>>757409
I wish all the best for her. You are both in my thoughts.

>>757308
>>757302
Posso drinks shandies coz he'll be driving home

>>757353
I fell asleep twice and had to rewind. This is the second time I've tried to watch it.

>>757369
R-rolling..?

>>757390
Shut your mouth you white dog cunt

aphantasia is a normie disease.

NEETs are constantly bombarded with visual flashbacks, auditory hallucinations and can navigate blindfolded based on their nightmarish mental rendering of their environment

>>757394
Huey's a fat mong but that probably gets rid of a fair bit of the excess oil

>>757398
Lol at the third one

>>757369
I bet they hate the 4th from right

>>757409
Ah. Hope so. That's not good news.
Has there been a big change in her eating habits?

took sweaty for a walk after convincing her to eat her breakfast

>>757419
>Huey's a fat mong
Nasty.

>>757422
>Has there been a big change in her eating habits?
She eats fuck all now. Haven't had a pub meal in a couple of months with her as a result.
Even if she makes something she thinks she will like she has a few bites and bins it.

>>757423
Well done.

>>757425
Jeez mate. Just since the knee op?

>>757427
yeah

https://torontosun.com/news/world/naked-gun-israeli-onlyfans-star-natalia-fadeev-enlists-in-idf-to-erase-hamas
hope this whore of babylon gets 360 no scoped

>>757429
lol wtf
do NOT click Possum

>>757428
Might be to do with all the fluid retention in her feet, hope they actually do something and maybe change her meds.
These cunts are quick to put people on worfarin like its a fix all.
I'm sorry you're both going through this.

>>757430
VILE!

>>757430
Used and abused. No amount of chux could clog that.

Just threw my back out by yawning. In incredible pain now.

>>757431
The knee specialist told her to get her GP to prescribe prednisone to help with the legs.
GP says she wont prescribe it without knowing why, says she'll contact specialist and then get back to Mum. Doesn't.
Knee specialist sends notes to some rheumatoid specialist for review. Supposed to contact Mum. Doesn't.
Meanwhile she is paying about $3000 per quarter for top tier private health insurance.

>>757432
I told you not to click.

>>757433
even I don't have whatever that.. that thing.. is on her arsehole. Giant skin tag? Deflated hemmi?

>>757411
I'll box your ears
>>757435
Prescribing steroids for a mystery illness is like kicking the ball in the direction of the goals on the full time siren.

>>757429
Going to war dressed like that?

>>757438
The steroid is for the joint inflamation

the magpies have brought their babbies to the door

I think my foot is broken. Dunno how. Can’t afford to go to the gp. Would say woe but I don’t really care since I’m mostly sitting around anyway

>>757441
You should feed them something and take pictures for us

>>757440
theres less dangerous stuff for that as well as injections.

Having an early morning choof.

I maka da pixxas today.

>>757446
Too early.

>>757447
Don't you get tired of pixxas and popcorn every day?

>>757445
That's a cat.

Please do not take medical advice from random NEETs.

>>757448
Not if I plan to do nothing all day.

>>757451
NK told me I should get a dog to lick it once.

>>757447
Make me a veggie pizza please. Lots of cheese.

>>757442
Has the foot swelled up? Hopefully it is not broken and will go back to normal soon.

>>757449
*poxcorn

>>757399
it's not worth it

I ate microwave popcorn yesterday and it sliced my tongue up. Those bits of brown skin from the kernels.

>>757435
She really should get on aged care, there are some decent private ones around.

>>757453
And he told me I should lick a dog once

>>757458
the brown skin ones are always trouble

>>757460
To be fair that dog did need a good licking.

>>757444
The injections are steroids. Cortisone is, which is probably what they'll need to use if the pain isn't going anywhere.

>>757437
All idf personal have one, worn like a badge.

>>757442
How much does your gp cost?

>>757445
Cheeky bugger

The yes people are everywhere, very annoying

NEET needs to get a dog to lick his foot.

24k overdue.
I just paid 16.
Tax is theft.

The possum is still in the roof. It hasnt left its lair except to drink from the gutter just outside. I think they kind of hibernate and only go out to forage when its nice weather. I tightened up every point of access and left a one way exit for him to find. Thinking of going up there and poking it with a stick or something. the little cunt is pissing above my bed space i just know it.

Possum : 1
Tiffin : 0

>>757470
> I think they kind of hibernate and only go out to forage when its nice weather
m8, it's ordering kfc and dominos on your ubereats account, that's why it doesn't need to go out

>>757469
wagon tomorrow?

>>757472
The roof is just a garlic bread warehouse at this stage.

>>757463
how do you know its not an infected implant? how are steroids gonna help with that? Is steroid injections good medicine anyway?

She had an injection into the knee about a month ago and it was good for 24 hours and that was it. Apparently they can only do that about 4 times before they cause permanent damage to the joint.

>>757472
yeah maybe I need to adjust my tactics an make a one way exit on the hole or some shit. I had another look and I can just about reach in and block the eaves instead of the hole.

>>757476
just saying that doctor zogbot is a retard and hasnt learned any "medicine" since his first year in med school in mumbai.

>>757478
Have you met him or is this your imagination?

>>757480
>male shoulders
>male hobbies
>male voice doing very bad female impersonation
Ryan is a man.

>>757481
You are WRONG WRONG WRONG!!

>>757481
You'd still do him.

Somebody give me a QRD on this.

>>757479
if he worked thru covid then he got teh Vaxx and is therefore a Zogbot.

>>757487
that's how to make the symbols with the alt key and the numpad

▲
▲ ▲

→
▲ ▲

I made that banner.

I had to buy 4chan gold to get triforce to work back in the day.

The one on the right looks just like my father.

Will boongs riot if they lose the referendum today?

Put on a brand new pair of New Balance shoes I'd had in a box in the cupboard for a few years. Feels good.

>>757490
I bet it was Costa cut down those trees.

>>757496
Not actual boongs, just octoroons and commie lefties

>>757497
Do you feel newly balanced?

>>757500
For the moment.

>>757501
A well balanced NEET is a good start to a healthy breakfast.

>>757497
They look good NEET.

I finished reading Major Bummer, very entertaining, many thanks to that NEET.

>>757496
>riot
*Visit Dan