How does he do it?

Mmmmm

>>942009
Based

>>942013
Didn't u shit in a pan ?

>>942020
Yes, me The Nuro, did shit in a pan !

>>942009
Don't do it NEET, milk is a gateway milk.

>>941999
Makes even more sense, Wizzy.

>>942025
Heck off!

>>942029
He will answer for his crimes against internet communities. amen.

>>942029
>because of his insecurities and shortcomings in life.....
I thought it was
>hardcore alcoholism mental illness and mind games

>>942033
>>hardcore alcoholism mental illness
30kg worth please.

>>942032
ill raise you a mathew

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Proverbs-6-16/

>>942035
>ill raise you a mathew
Any you have my axe.

>>942037
Its him alright.

>>942038
Us NEETs have been dealing with this shit for thousands of years...

>>942039
The ancients knew how to deal with them.

>>942040
Give them a basic income, booze, housing and free healthcare ?

Need to give one of these a try.

>>942041
Not if they are sowing discord. Not the ones with wicked imaginations.

>>942042
>200mg
Exactly one NoDoz....

>>942044
You need to pair the caffeine with sugar and fat.

>>942042
we await a review neet.

Just burped from my butthole

>>942047
Stanley you need treatment

Good night.

>>942049
Good night NEET. God bless.

>>942048
NAMBOUR HOSPITAL MENTAL WARD AWAITS HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN !

the valiums are on us stanners

The doctor said i might be homo

>>942042
Dare Intense is 260mg

>>942053
You are always one-upping me.

>>942052
Deconstructing who is who and getting to the core personality is key

I am going to have to go to the chemist and get the next level chemical anti-dandruff shampoo. the head and shoulders is not getting it done. Severe scalp itch.

>>942058
This will work but is very strong (only use it while the dandruff is there).
https://www.cedel.com.au/products/anti-dandruff-medicated-shampoo

There used to be a 2.5% version of the active ingredient with another brand that was not as harsh. You could use it everyday but not that brand as it's strong.

>>942059
Maybe it was 1.5% version that existed of the active ingredient.

If you have dandruff that product will work.

>>942059
>>942060
Hopefully it will not start me norwooding, that is what I worry about.

>>942061
Luckily I don't have to worry about that as I just run the clippers over my head (don't use the depth guides)

Scrambled eggs for breakky.

>>942064
Diced ham in mine please.

awake

Thinking about Supermarket Sweep hosted by Ian Turpie.

>>942066
Good morning.

>>942068
GM my based bro

>>942064
Well scrambled

Rape morning

@nuro

Going for a bushwalk

>>942073
If she was still alive she would be riding free.

>>942074
Don't get lost neet, take a homing pigeon with you in case of emergency.

>>942074
You will die

4chan got hacked lole

Might take some fentanyl.

>>942066
Broooooooo whats thiiiiiissssss 👽😂👽😂👽

>>942080
Based

Might start my own pirate radio station

Captain Boongbeard Radio

>>942074
Sounds good.

Might create an australian remake of the xfiles, where tiffo and shazza travel around australia investigating mysterious supernatural crimes.

Sounds good.

YEEEAAAH

Friendly reminder you don’t get any good photos of tits and ass because stanners would report me to tha palease .

>>942079
it will give them something to reee about.

tumby sore 😞

>>942091
You need someone to burp you.

>>942092
need webby 😭

>>942054
actually yours is stronger if you account for the volume
migt need to have 2 cans for breakkayie one day

>>942093
He's gone, all we have left is our memories of him.

>>942089
Based.

Have had to put the heater on at least for a little while.

>>942098
I am legit mad at the clouds. It was either uncomfortably hot or rainy windy and cold. We got ripped off there was no comfy inbetween this year….. reeeeeeeee

>>942100
Based

failed to achieve anything today

>>942102
Based

>>942102
Try again tomorrow neet, that's all any of us can do.

>>942102
Did you at least spend the day watching youtube and playing vidya?

>>942105
spent the day yelling at the government people

maybe the cool neets will come back now hirochan is down

>>942106
How was the day wasted?

>>942107
Is there an estimate to when it is coming back?

>>942107
Yeah, we need International Cruisey here.

>>942109
42

>>942110
I miss International Cruisey.

>>942107
They're gone neet, the aliens abducted them all to do experiments on.

>>942107
I'm here

>>942108
went to shops that didn't have anything, yelled at government people, applied for jobs, rejected from jobs

>>942115
What have the government people done to earn your wrath NEET?

>>942116
At least not disabled.

Rumor is that 4chan is down because Hiro got hacked and all the jannies got DOXed. Not good.

I hope the neet that went for a bushwalk made it back ok.

I'm glad 4cuck got owned. Shit site. It's way more comfortable here.

>>942115
It is beneath a gentleman's dignity to work for a living neet, and you are clearly a gentleman.

>>942121
concern is that user data will end up in the hands of feds

>>>942123
lol

Will be a neet until June 2, and 4chudz got nuked so I guess I will stay here with you, aussiebros

>>942125
They are living in Dreamtime now.

>>942125
We're going to rape you ☺️

>>942126
Yeah I forgot about that
>>942129
Uh-oh!

will go for a late night bike ride, since temp has increased this week

>>942119
it's the best thing that happened to that shithole in the past 5 years
now everybody knows for a fact jannies are yowies

AND THIS SITE KEEPS FUCKING UP MY FLAG

I guess some things never change

>>942133
It's not the site's fault you live in a non-country.

>>942133
>>942134
There is no shame in having the travel bug.

4chan and 8chan.moe down. not liking the looks of this

>>942137
You filthy kike, don't post nigger porn here

>>942137
>8chan.moe
It is down. I assume they got lotsa refugees.

i think the way they did the attack was neat.

>>942140
8kun was still up last I checked, I can see it getting smothered by 4channers.
Should turn off all clearnet mirrors to avoid breaking

>>942141
>no .gov email address
Like they need an account there or anywhere else for that matter.

>>942143
Yeah, I just checked 8coon couple minutes ago. I haven't looked around since I've no idea what normal traffic is for them.

>>942145
I haven't checked Endchan in a long time, so I have no idea how it stacks against 4chan either

>>942146
We got stress tested it from about 2024 dec 20 to 2025 March 1 or so. Site held up pretty well.

>>942135
hello hungry bro

>>942148
International Cruisey? I thought you are the Northern Hungarian sufferer.

>>942149
no, I'm not

>>942137
lol

>>942141
Thanks Hu.

>>942148
International Cruisey meme.

>>942125
Hello Latvian fren.

>>942137
They need bigger sticks.

>>942147
kek
You got obliterated

>>942157
The show will never cease.

>>942131
That was a pretty good ride
>>942154
Hello

>>942159
Based

>>942159
Dark and scary.

>>942159
is that snow?

>>942163
Heck off mother clucker 😡

>>942157
Obliterated 😂🇮🇳😂🇮🇳😂

>>942161
Low test

>>942125
All the good ones are on the secret board. Only shitheads and dumbdumbs are here.

>>942167
I like to think of myself as special.

>>942167
What does that make you and me then?
>>942168
My mum says I'm special.

>>942162
Good vocaroo. Thank you NEET.

I want to get back in the wagecage.

>>942171
You can do it NEET.

>>942162
International Cruisey!

Rape

>>942167
You keep talking about the "secret board" yet you waste your time here, curious

>>942162
well done neet

Internet isn't comfy.

Hello Ausneets.
Just making rounds seeing what people are saying about the downfall of the chan of fours.
Hope you're well!

waging is suffering

>>942181
Honestly never really posted there, after finding a server that i can post from and then having to wait something like 6 million minutes to post, it wasn't worth it.

>>942181
Gonna rape you ☺️

>>942184
Sounds gay.

>>942181
I am glad it is gone. I had enjoyed it once, but the last few years it has been nothing but demoralisation shills and bots.

>>942182
The wagie does what he must.

>>942185
Only if my socks are off

>>942182
(you) Wouldn't know

Noah's on!

@weber

I Am Love

Listening to the Innocent Eyes album. Delta Goodrem. Voice of an angel.

Bedroom has been vacuumed, mattress has been turned and new fresh sheets are on.

>>942194
Well done NEET. Do mine now please.

>>942195
I'll put it on my list, might take me a few months to get to it though.

>>942193
She's a whore

>>942193
Imagine how good the career of our Mark Philippoussis would have been if he didn't waste his time on this bitch

>>942198
The scud was mentally weak, he never had a chance in tennis.

Prolapseble penis

Can't connect on .org, .net is working fine.

>>942181
Fuck off leafcunt

>>942194
Good job neet

Omelettes were bad. Fake cheese, dill, too much in pan.

>>942201
Confirmed.

.org is up

>>942204
You needed more eggs.

>>942209
That's light.

>>942210
I think it was a Belgium beer but they make it locally now.

>>942181
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO 4CHAN?

>>942212
They didn't have a stick.

>>942212
lol

>>942213
Well bantered.

Apparently some mouth breathers allowed PDF upload so someone just executed some kind of 2000's tier buffer overflow attack.

Now the source code was duped, the code was apparently impressively bad.zero fucks given server architecture

>>942217
I cant wait until the mod's chat logs get leaked on 4pol

>>942218
The stuff is up on >>>/g/
Haven't opened them yet.

>>942218
Ah, 4pol. It's the whole irc and j board on g.

Did 4/pol have flags?

>>942222
Thanks Wizzy.

>>942222
Checked but next time wish for the Holocaust to happen for real this time or fonebola to become ethnically biased and only whites survive. I feel you could have done better

>>942224
for ebola*

Penis problems

>>942224
something something white dogs gtfo of our lands

>>942228
Ovaltine tries to add Marvin as a chatbot to the end discord channel. ausneets need a boong chatbot.

any 4channers in?

>>942230
They made some threads on >>>/b/.
You can stay here if you wish.
Tell us about your drinking/feeding habits.

>>942231
This moofie has been pretty good so far. (You) would like it. Its got mickey rourke in it.

>>942222
Thanks Wizzy.

>>942232
Is this a HP spin off?

>>942234
its an oliver stone moofie so you know its just drags on and on for years.

Bins are out, my work for the day is done.

>>942236
Its about time, I'm starving.

>>942237
Grab me a bucket of original while you're out, get whatever you want, my treat.

>>942163
No, but riding in snow is even more pleasant, and no, it's not slippery even with bold tires, you just need to be smooth with it

>>942239
Looks nice.

>>942239
Based

>>942239
Looks like fun. Nice photo. Thank you NEET.

who here from aus/pol/

>>942243
Are you from there NEET?

>>942243
you need to go back

>>942245
we need to throw another lizard on the fire for him

Watched this earlier, it was quite satisfying watching Samuel L Jackson being eaten by a shark.

We need to get Bradley from aus/pol/ here.

>>942248
Is he a boong?

>>942249
I don't think so.

>>942239
nice bike
forests in the winter are peak kino

>>942239
Cool.
>snow is even more pleasant, and no, it's not slippery
In a flat country that's not a huge feat tho. I know.
I haven't noticed this post >>942159 Good photo.

>>942162
Virtuoso!

>>942249
Sounds like one.

There's no way all dese ausneets are sleeping, do they all follow the schedule???

They're all wagoids

I have always enjoyed the particular shade of red on the Latvian flag. Very nice.

I have always hated the particular shade of red on the Austrian flag. Very childish bright shade, very disrespectful.

>>942254
For Euro cycle they are up in the morning till early afternoon (about 12-15), then are up in the late evening. They soon start getting up.
And this >>942255 too.

>>942256
It's not bad.

>>942255
Your psychosis keeps you up

Up and at 'em neeties, time to start the day.

>>942220
but did qa win tho

>>942221
a couple of meme flags (swastika, etc)

>>942257
Talk, talk, and talk.

>>942254
morning, cunt
what did you have for dinner?

>>942264
Ah yeah, I forgot, I got answer on another board.
Basically it's plausible, they could hide the IP location with those flags.
Like how certain posters do it here.

>>942266
Probably he had potato.

>>942269
>>942270
Based

any refugees yet?

pe-pe-po-po, ca-ca-ca-ca
goon rush to my head lit hot lock
takin' off the fuckin' boong stick
wanking' wrist slit watch bent thought bot

>>942261
too early, give me another couple of hours.

Just heard the sound of rattling beer bottles so the recyclers have been.

>>942279
Stop posting this.

Invite the Lithuanian to the secret board.

Sorry. I got told off. Turns out bike posting ruined your chances. No Estonians allowed.

>>942277
/ausneets/ rolls with rowling

Don't forget to check your local stores opening hours for the long weekend, you don't want to run out of Dans elixir.

>>942280
He can't even choose who he is

>>942280
He can't even choose who he is

>>942285
>>942286
I'm a pretty girl NEET

Don't you like girls or are you a fucking fag ?

@weber (they/them)

Very poor quality posts this week.

>>942289
Sneed

Dancing to the beat of toilet splatters

>>942284
We have this tradition "sprinkling" when people go about and sprinkle female relatives, friends, and acquaintances with perfume, while telling a sprinkle rhyme. Then the sprinkled female gives presents in return, eggs, chocolate and money. Some food too, cakes, pogácsa, fasírt, the like. Usually it's a father-son activity, the dad takes his kids to sprinkle.
Back in the day adult sprinklers usually got offered alcohol, pálinka. So a day with a couple dozen visits guaranteed high spirits.
But back in the day noone had cars, now noone takes a step without it, so not sure how they solve this conundrum.

I sprinkled on my sister once

>>942292
The ancestors of mammals were the dominant terrestrial life form until the permian extinction which allowed archosaurs (dinosuars) to rule for almost 200million years.
Our ancestors were forced to survive as small rat like creatures bidding in burrows and only coming out at night.
All other terrestrial vertebrates have a gene that allows them to repair damaged DNA with sunlight but because of our nocturnal purgatory we lost this ability (among many other like our colour vision).
Birds are theropod dinosaurs and were the most responsible for this.

Therefore birds cause cancer and you have a duty to avenge our ancestors by eating them

>>942294
How is that relevant?
I wrote about boozing during Easter.

>>942295
WT is sick, please hit it with a stick.

Pork burger patties ready for later (and tomorrow) seasoned with salt, white pepper, onion and garlic powder and a splash of worcestershire sauce and soy sauce, finally mixed in an egg. Will leave in fridge uncovered to help dry it out a bit until I'm ready to cook.

>>942296
Noticed.
No stick for some hours.

>>942297
They look.

>>942297
They sound good NEET. I will have that little morsel on the left please.

>>942297
Aren’t you ment to eat fish on fish friday

>>942300
It's still Thursday, even in Austria.

Good morning neets!

>>942302
Morning neet (or evening here), what you up to today?

>>942295
Finna bust a nut in yo' stinky ass nyugga!

>>942304
That's nyugger and it means pensioner.

>>942303
I need to make a breakfast, probably peppermint tea with strange sweet cheese things, and then just as usual, doing gardenwork

>>942303
what are you up to, anon?

Do you guys like Easter?

>>942306
>gardenwork
I have to do that some. We've a overgrown quince tree, hadn't had time to cut it in order.

>>942308
Sure why not. I like the ham with boiled eggs and grated horseradish.
You?

>>942302
Good morning.

>>942309
It’s okay I like the excuse to eat fish and choccies😋

>>942311
And chippies.

Fiddling my flibity blibity 😀

>>942313
Which one NEET?

>>942307
Just watching some old episodes of Battlestar Galactica
>>942308
Didn't even know it was easter until I went out for some beer earlier and the guy serving me wished me a happy easter, had to check the calendar when I got home because I didn't even know what day it was.

>>942316
It surprised me it's late this year. End of April basically.

>>942316
> some old episodes of Battlestar Galactica
I have watched the episode Pegasus the most. I love the start of it.

>>942315
S6 with camila

>>942319
The fur coat?

Evening neets. Happy easter weekend. I used to love easter as a kid, nowadays I mainly just sit around thinking about past easters.

>>942316
>Battlestar Galactica
70s series had the best theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vzyHxYxc-Mo [Embed]

>>942322
Its okay. Robotech theme is better.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VloMC21HIWo [Embed]

>>942320
sounds kinky

>>942321
Happy Easter, you should buy yourself a chocolate egg if you haven't already.

>>942324
You would cum in your pants if I did my fur coat seduction routine on you NEET.

>>942323
That was actually written by an italian guy, not a jap.

>>942327
Ulpio Minucci. Very good.

niggers

>>942326
Hot!

Scrambled eggs for dinner

stressed

>>942333
What is happening NEET?

>>942333
Come see me now

>>942335
Good evening, Nuro!

>>942337
Hey hey tiffmeister

Are we being based this arvo ?

>>942335
looks like a pretty good pie. I had pixxa + garlic bread after my bush mission today.

>>942335
Looks good Based one. A bright and summery pizza.

>>942337
Evening Neeto whats crackalacking >?

Watching this and thinking about where 4chan is now.

>>942335
Based.

Cheese reminds me of cum

My favorite !

>>942334
Got stuck halways with doing something, can't finish what I started.

>>942335
Not bad nuro, but it looks like you're spending easter alone like the rest of us.

>>942346
Based

>>942342
people would be outraged if it was not for that april fools joke

FUNNY INNIT

also expecting infowars to just disappear next week

I am actually so sad without 4chan I feel like crying

>>942346
i didnt even knwo it was easter, and as usual my parents are up north taking care of nana so i cant even dip down south for a road trip and catch up with mates in brissy for a few days, nora en pure played a set last week, i was still pissed i missed it .....

>>942335
nice pizza

Might become a dinosaur rancher

>>942345
iktf

Is the other board down for you?

>>942352
You would be good at it neet.

>>942349
Which boards did you use NEET?

>>942350
you can sleep in the van tho.

>>942350
They told you not come just like xmas

UNWANTED

I get stuck in hallways too.

>>942358
Poorly bantered. Poor lore.

>>942349
Jim Watkins has got your back your back mate

boards and posts are user-created and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the 8kun administration. Any content that violates US laws will be deleted and the poster will be banned.

>>942354
yes

>>942357
not my jam
>>942358
> the exceedingly poor bants of Stanners of the pan

>>942356
Only /sp/
>first time watching footy alone in years

Jamming to a sizzling turd on a pan

so whats the 16ch status at the moment ? asking for a friend

>>942364
I am missing my /F1/ thread.

WASPS IN THE CHIMNEY!!1!

>>942363
>not my jam
Shouldn't be hard to find a disabled dunny to sleep in

sprayed air, possibly got some. Threw paper in chimney and set fire to it. Hoping wasps will fuck off and not all fall down chimney

>>942349
lol

>>942362
Okay.
I went to Foodland. Weber was right. The produce was much better there and yet the prices were much the same. I found the meat was the same way. I'll definitely be returning. I've been really busy lately due to uni work. I'll be done in a few days so I'll get some time off. FRM and her husband are going off somewhere up the coast for Easter. I'm looking after the dog. Once they're back I'll go visit my grandmother. I'm going to make an effort to visit her each month. I know I'll regret not having seen her more once she is dead. She mostly tells the same stories repeatedly but occasionally there will be some interesting family history in there. I take after her father quite a bit supposedly.
I'll get some dog photos for you all.

>>942366
Invite code only

There are poos up my bum but they aren’t allowed out until tomorrow.

>>942372
I look forward to the dog photos NEET.

The people on the train are feral.
One just traded some weed for some cigarettes

>>942374
Bag, tag and send them my way !

>>942374
That first coffee of the day will hit different

>>942370
> wasps
You have just made them angry.

Yummy easter eggs, can't wait !

>>942372
>Weber was right.
Not a phrase one hears very often. Still, a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>942376
You're mistaken, That's wholesome bad home cooperation.
The feral ones can't trade and just yell at each other.

>>942379
It's me or them

>>942375
I've been sort of reluctant to post her too much as a doxxing risk which is pretty silly considering how much I talk about myself.

Now they're arguing with the ticket inspector and making threats.

>>942382
I guess you're right. Something about the blithe disregard for the law angers me.

>>942385
This why I avoid public transport at all costs

This moofie is really tense. The CGI is fantastic

>>942380
You are mentally ill

>>942389
And your not ?

>>942374
Let us out bloody banchod basterd bitch fuck you bloody

>>942390
I don't live in a demountable

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

>>942387
It is very dependent on the time of day. When it is just the wagies travelling to or from work it is fine. Hours in between or late at night are a bit more risky.

>>942392
Me neither, I live in a disabled dunny

>>942393
Why would you be??

>>942394
The long weekend coming up sends them into an extra frenzy too.

miss posting with the neets in /afl/ on /sp/

>>942386
Fuck the police boomer NEET

>>942398
Get them here, or >>>/sp/

>>942399
Right on !

What a fucking bootlicker !

>>942397
pissed off at how much traffic there was on the roads today, all these wagies thoughtlessly impeding my important neet executive shopping expeditition, with their long weekend travel to see their families and crap.

Just hate the feeling of being trapped in a metal tube with a dangerous drug user
>>942398
Nick daicos

>>942403
HEAVE HO UNNA

>>942395
Only mentally

>>942405
>Only mentally
That would be the noosa pad

>>942372
>off somewhere up the coast for Easter.
So you got the place to yourself for the weekend, enjoy the time alone neet.

Wait, you have an island with the same name.