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NEET General #955 - Cheese Cave Edition NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No. 976510
Are you NEETs physically present on this world but mentally and spiritually away in a cheese cave or walk-in cheese refrigerator?

Old Thread: >>975519


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.976511 del
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I am cheesed to meet you all, what's gouda?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.976542 del


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.976548 del
Found a jar of ink in the cupboard when rooting around. That prompted me to go looking for my fountain pen. Found it and filled it up. Disappointed you didn't read my mind and create a thread with a fountain pen theme. Disappointed. Very.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.976550 del
>>976510
I think this is a duplicate pepe plus image macros are banned for thread opener images.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.976551 del
>>976488
First video of the year? Only needed to get to February.

>>976496
Probably Albo and the rest too.

>>976546
One of the bowls says:
>Chubby


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.976552 del
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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.976553 del
>>976551
>One of the bowls says:
ah
thought you might have meant the olive post


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.976554 del
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How's 2026 been going neets? Have you made good on any of your new year's resolutions? First month is up.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.976555 del
>>976552
that looks like shit tbh
where's the meat?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.976556 del
>>976552
Another good one. Are those broad beans?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.976557 del
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Gonna spend febuarary learning how to make AI waifus. I think it's the only future left now.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.976558 del
>>976550
Watch your negativity please NEET. Toxic.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.976559 del
>>976555
Nasty.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.976560 del
>>976556
yes i cbf making popcorn in the rain. pixxa has a fat edge and thin crust, i dunno. it tastes fine.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.976561 del
>>976431
Moot.

>>976509
I think they could have wrote they had fun fucking kids all night the previous day they still could say: we were joking around, it's an inside joke, etc.
So the reply to your question: depends.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.976562 del
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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.976563 del
It ain't easy


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.976564 del
>>976552
Looks edible.

>>976553
Just pick your own version.

>>976562
Sounds likely.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.976565 del
>>976552
Based.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.976566 del
>>976554
Hopefully Cruisey can help me define and achieve the.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.976567 del
>>976566
he is having a night off with me on the couchbed! back off!!!


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.976568 del
>>976562
A theory he was banned because
>In 2012, Xbox and other gaming companies began working with New York State to ban registered sex offenders from their platforms. Sony, EA, Warner Bros, Disney, Blizzard, and Apple were also part of the agreement, according to a 2012 New York Times article.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jeffrey-epstein-banned-xbox-live-171518926.html


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>>976568
EPSTEIN DID 911


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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.976573 del
🫣


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.976574 del
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might give this a miss


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.976575 del
>>976574
farkin hell


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.976576 del
>>976574
>Ryan
Is that Hagrid?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.976577 del
>>976557
Lol, good meme


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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.976579 del
>>976561
>moot
What a fag, higher up in the homo jew circles than I thought, especially back then.
Was it prior to GG/2012?
Would like to know who it was for.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.976580 del
>>976579
>Would like to know who it was for.
Strengthening the partnership of the greatest ally. /pol/ has generated so many great theories over the years and it all goes back to the source.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.976581 del
>>976579
I think Moot was a naive kid.
I dunno any if the details.


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>>976581
He was better than Gook Moot who was shocked that the site required maintenance


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.976583 del
>>976582
It was Australian shitposters that scared moot away in the first place


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.976584 del
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>>976583
That was good


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.976585 del
Had to steal from the good sammy's bin after I shit my pants and couldn't afford another pair.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.976586 del
>>976584
So the 90% of the users of 4chan were Australians?


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>>976584
He was a pervert and let people photograph him while he ejaculated on himself.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.976588 del
>>976587
I heard some naughty neets did something similar


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.976589 del
>>976586
His interpretation was that 90% of the shitposters are Australian. The ratio of shitposters to total overall posters was unclear, but the speculation could be the ratio was high or however you want to interpret that


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.976590 del
Good night.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.976591 del
That is a fake screenshot. moot never said that.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.976592 del
>>976590
Good night Pidge. xx
That was a very skilful move by that Pidge. Impressive.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.976593 del
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Need to get back on the straight and narrow tomorrow. Strict diet. No more pidser and ice cream, no matter how I feel.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.976594 del
>>976593
>Strict diet.
They cause depression. And then the depression causes binging.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.976595 del
>>976589
And 100% of 4chan users are shitposters.
And for the record I've seen that screenshot, it's reposted on occasion on the Krautchan.

>>976590
Night fella.
Natural selection.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.976596 del
>>976586
Just like here. And 90% of them are Possum.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.976597 del
Going to bed. Too cold to stay up. Leftover pixxa for lunch and dinner tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.976598 del
>>976596
Sounds sound.

>>976597
Night fella.
That's a Slavhome.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.976599 del
>>976597
Good night.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.976600 del
>>976596
99% of us have committed at least one rape in our lifetime and 98% of us have participated in a gang rape.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.976601 del
>>976600
Doesn't count if it's anal


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.976602 del
>>976601
Nobody ever said no to anal before


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.976603 del
>>976600
>>976602
They never meant it if they did.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.976604 del
not sleepy, should get on the chamomile


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>>976604
You need to get on these


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.976606 del
>>976604
Go look at the moon


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.976608 del
Woke up


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.976609 del
>>976608
Hello.


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>>976610
What are you up to?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.976612 del
>>976611
Just lying here. You?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.976613 del
>>976612
I am just going to bed. Good night.


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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.976615 del
Yesterday I used my weights for the first time in the four years that I've had them.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.976616 del
>>976615
That’s good. Do it again after 24 hours rest.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.976617 del
>>976616
Let's wait to hear what he used em for.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.976618 del
>>976617
What’s for dinner tonight?


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.976619 del
>>976618
Not sure yet. I've a curd/cottage cheese bundle but that's just half a meal.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.976620 del
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>>976619
I’m having chicken


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.976621 del
>>976620
Fairly vulgar.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.976622 del
Insomnia club


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.976623 del
Decided to make warm sandwiches.



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