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NEET General #960 - Piss In The Pool Edition NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No. 982068
Love me some yellow water.

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NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.982070 del
SA BEST A


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.982071 del
How does he do it.


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.982072 del
I bought this off Amazog. It will arrive today. Currently, I keep a big pile of books either on my desk or my bed. I need to move them between the two, according to which I want to use.


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>>982072
noice
here are some of my books in the living (more like existing) room


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.982074 del
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Everytime (you) delete this image an innocent Jew gets murdered


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NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.982076 del
Need another hour's sleep. Thought I was ok when I woke up this morning, but now I can tell that I'm not.


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.982077 del
Border Express couldn't be bothered picking up the item from Melbourne that they are supposed to be delivering to Adelaide today. Might as well start with the item not received/request refund bullshit now.


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NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.982079 del
Might become a japanese adult video performer. Over there my 5 inches should be huge enough for porn.


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.982080 del
>>982079
the noises the jap girls make kill my boner


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.982081 del
also many seem to have minecraft pussy


NEET 02/23/2026 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.982082 del
Might do some clog dancing in the front yard.


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NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.982085 del
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Unfortunately rape and open defecation aren’t yet Olympic sports.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.982086 del
>>982073
Crack den vibes


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.982087 del
>>982086
yeah I just don't care anymore
will probably just throw them in the bin at some point


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.982088 del
>>982087
Wasteful, like a crack head


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.982089 del
they're niggerfying the xfiles


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.982090 del
>>982089
The leads were kikes anyway


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.982091 del
>>982090
duchovny is one of the good kikes, like william shatner and steven segal


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.982092 del
Gonna live in the 90s bro. Gonna create a whole vr world level simulation of the world and pretend the year 2000 never came.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.982093 del
>>982091
>one of the good kikes
No such thing, you fool. There will be no chance of peace until all of them are gone


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.982094 del
>>982093
Cattle shouldnt concern themselves with who owns the farm or who eats the carcass. Remember that there may be better ones, but there are definitely worse ones.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.982095 del
>>982094
All jews need to go, along with shabbos goys like you


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.982096 del
Got the chicken biriyani. Sweating.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.982097 del
>>982095
You should beg to them harder.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.982098 del
>>982097
Traitor


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.982099 del
>>982096
Seasoned with brownoid faeces


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.982100 del
Drinking my last beer of the slab. I have chosen to have it early so I am sober for the gym tonight. Although I am now tempted to just buy more and drink the day away.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.982101 del
Amazog is finally delivering my bookshelf. When it arrives, I will assemble it and start cleaning my room up a bit.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.982102 del
>>982085
Really begs the question, what could a billion Indians win a medal in


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.982103 del
Got a woman's number today


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.982104 del
>>982103
Good job m8. Have you started texting her yet or are you just playing it cool?
I gave a girl my number yesterday. She seemed apprehensive so I was worried she wouldn't text but she did so within a few minutes. I am taking her to the museum tomorrow. Should be good.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.982105 del
Weeeeeeber


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.982106 del
>>982104
it was the employment agency woman


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.982107 del
>>982105
Write /ausneets/ on the door in poo, I dare you.


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.982108 del
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Had that nap I've been needing all morning. Bright eyed and bushy tailed now. One norty afternoon coming up!


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.982109 del
Youtube is very bad today


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.982110 del
very low energy this week. Struggling to get things done.


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>>982110
I'll have something for that once I start my pharmaceutical company


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.982112 del
>>982110
make sure you're sleeping and eating well neet


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.982113 del
>>982112
At least one store bought lasagna a week goes a long way for a NEET's nutrition.


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>>982113
>a week
*A day


NEET 02/24/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.982115 del
>>982114
Consuming too much too soon can be dangerous, it's like with fiber



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