Good looking thread.

Orange tastes nicer than blue

>>981043
It is fucking not.

>>981045
You'll get caned for this language.

>>981049
lucky neet

If anyone wants to endorse this change, please review and support it >>>/operate/30021

>>981051
It makes no sense.

>>981052
That is the NEET way.

>>981053
NEETlyfe

>>981052
Am r too do make sense

>>981054
He chucked a temper testicular torsion and locked it xD

If you start making sense they want you to get a job.

>>981058
>want you to get a job
Terrible people.

>>981058
Not everyone wants their butthole shaved

>>981060
Cruisey lock me in for one of these

>>981061
He's a gross race mixer

>>981060
>>981061
Cruisey you might need to invest in a laser machine and laser technican

>>981062
He's my hero!

>>981062
You love him.

>>981065
Orally.

Good night.

>>981065
Revolting

Microwaved budget rump steak for dinner, fuck my incel chudjak life

Have no idea what I do with my days. It's just a mystery.

>>981069
>chudjak life
There is no higher calling a man can dedicate his life to in these dark times.

I went up the bush again. It was a late start but it only takes 15 minutes to get to my last workspot and I didnt see anyone even though I have to walk on the back road a bit. I took up a chisel and hammer and gouged out the log where I mounted the vise because the handle wouldnt turn. It took a bit and I should have done it with the adxe before I mounted the base plate. Its nice there in the nice evening. There are mozzies but they didnt bother me in my bush suit. I came back and it got dark when I was in the bath with my dinner cooking. I had half a 5 egg omlette and some leftover lentils with tomato soup from 2024. It was still okay. I also did a little bit on the last bulkhead and will have to sand that back tomorrow, probably before I put a last layer of cloth on it. Then I will glass it in and fit the screw hatch. Might call mumsie and go to bed.

>>981072
tl;dr

>>981073
dont be rude

>>981067
Night fella.

>>981072
Good work. Call her and be nice.
Good night.

>>981074
Not rude

Going to watch some more Vikings.
Ragnar beat up the earl last night and now he is bullying the English.

ate too much cheese

In future I'm only going to buy slices, it costs more but there's less temptation to binge.

>>981077
The english are viking rapebabies anyway.

>>981079
Yes the blocks can go quickly.

Mumsie's cat brought in a bandicoot and it went under her bed. She doesnt know what to do. I told her to keep her front door open and maybe it would leave by itself. Shiban doesnt know what the fuck a bandicoot is and I cbf explaining.

>>981082
bullshit intended to undermine western government

>>981083
I know Crash.
Maybe more will move in and start a family under the bed.

Might become a royalty 🤴

>>981086
You would make an excellent Duke.

Unironically considering a coffee rn. I don't want to go to bed.

>>981082
he better get a jewish lawyer

>>981084
How is that undermining their government?

>>981082
The royal family deserve to hang. A bunch of treasonous rats

Prepare the guillotine!!

>>981090
I dont mean the ZOG I mean western power. If you dont get it by now then I cant help you and I'm not going to stand here and be cross examined by a bad faith attack on white culture.

can't find anything to watch on youtube again to help me fall asleep, might just stay up all night

gonna buy some more turkey slices, hopefully that will help me sleep

This moofie The Quiet Earth is pretty comfy but I am tired now. Gonna go to bed. Good Night NEETs

>>981088
I have decided against it.
Good night neets.

>>981094
Do you actually realise what a fucking retard you come across as when you talk like this?

>>981094
You won't explain yourself because you can't, you're full of shit. The royal family couldn't care less about white culture, they're zionists themselves that actively supported whites killing each other in both world wars then sat idly by as the British empire collapsed

I will get macdonalds soon. You neets want anything?

>>981102
large chocolate sundae please, with two flakes

Seen some fucked up shit tonight

Real Verified Footage of Stanners / IGAy committing suicide / insurance fraud. YOU DECIDE.

https://www.sunshinecoastnews.com.au/2026/02/19/split-second-decision-pedestrian-walks-in-front-of-moving-vehicle/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8fybjkiyYgI [Embed]

>>981103
sent ;)

>>981105
Committing suicide for money is a good plan. Funeral prices are outrageous these days.

>>981105
>Stanners / IGAy committing suicide
He likes walking in low light. When he was caught recently for his alleged stealing.

>>981051
Why have am/pm when its in 24hr?

>>981072
Hope that soup is ok

That NEET promised us all breaky pizzas this morning.

harrump

>>981111
Thanks Wizzy.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/major-update-in-sydney-kidnapping-of-85yo-chris-baghsarian/news-story/6b7b1c28101fc39043b7478efea47f01
they chopped his finger off

Cruisey I want to go to a Bunnings Trade Centre For High-Volume Commercial activity. They have better free barbecue.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/inside-big-white-bunnings-stores-many-dont-know-exist/news-story/a5535336a3b7d7775bae4b30cb54de07

>>981115
>free
I doubt it

>>981116
Define unlimited.
What's to stop pajeet feeding a family of 36 for $45 a month?

>>981117
I mean Cruisey will totally have to sign up for a trade account with them and spend $10k each visit, but it will be worth it for us mongs to get a feed.

>>981119
I will need to take a closer look.

>>981120
He will assist you with your daily activities, such as signing your own name.

Fasted for 24hrs for ramadan.

>>981119
As a neet I demand a pie day for us, starting today.

>>981123
Well done, you can now break your fast with a pie.

>>981118
Good pies too. Not supermarket ones.

>>981126
Meant for >>981124
stupid computdah

>>981127
User error

Do you think the big family pies in the bakeries are as good as the single ones? I think I'd enjoy 6 small ones more than a big one.

Had a wee choof looking at Scorpio. 12hrs of wage, from midday. Shouldnt have had one. Now I'll be paranoid driving around and too lazy to do anything beforehand. One day, I'm going to get it all together.

>>981129
the ratio of pastry to filling is off with a family pie
individual pies are where it's at

>>981114
Poor boomer.

>>981132
akshually, somebody born in 1941 is not a baby boomer

>>981131
You'd have to eat it with a knife and spoon. Cutlery should be reserved for dessert pies.

ate a bowl of berry weetbix bites
can feel a big poo coming on
the turkey wants out

>>981135
Let it build up, I want to hear the release 'thubb' from here.

>>981136
Too late. Did you hear it? Was quite a bloop when the first footlong hit.

>>981130
Another long day neet.

>>981130
You should force one of the mongs to have nap time and have one yourself while you’re there.

>>981137
Big blooper

big poo
big poo
breathe

>>981142
bob l'éponge

Google is always trying to make me feel stupid :(

>>981144
Easiest job there is

>>981133
I want to believe.

>>981144
>with a surname of Irish origin
It want to say it but can't...

>>981147
do not do it neet

>>981148
I must resist...

>>981144
Maybe you need the premium version

Good Morning NEETs.
I cant tell which of my dreams are nightmares anymore. I might have PTSD.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ueIxjR8SJfo [Embed]

NEETly tones

>>981151
GMN.

Going to be hot today. Blackberrys are gonna explode. Much picking in my near future.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/horrifying-video-captures-moment-korean-men-are-attacked-with-hammer-in-sydney/news-story/d542884136ed429456d9cdded9a84f4e
they could always go back to korea if they don't like getting hit with hammers?

The vice-chair of the Barossa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Appreciation Society is found compacted by a rubbish truck. Suspicion falls on Ferne Basset’s Mosley appreciation society, disturbed that sex-toy anarchists might threaten to publish spoilers for an upcoming episode of Eastenders.

>>981155
Just more crazies out on the street.

Considering having a shower, putting on fresh clothes, and going for a hair cut.

>>981159
I am getting my car washed. I don't seem to be in a good mood today...
Meow

>>981160
Car wash is always fun. Hopefully your day gets better.

>>981161
dont like postmortem junkbox sorry

>>981158
It looks like that neets poo.

>>981159
Not a fan of these plans neet, much better you stay at home and engage in degenerate activities

>>981163
We don't like you, but we don't bring it up.

>>981162
Thank you NEET.

>>981155
poor gooks

Not feeling crash hot.

>>981170
At least you're not feeling crash bandicoot.

>>981155
Should target jews instead

Fresh popcorn, fresh beans, leftover omlette. Might leave the friday night pixxa in the freexer.

>>981171
I am worried about the bandicoot under mumsie's bed. Maybe the old cat will stop trying to kill it and they will become friends. Then it can eat the cats food and drink. Maybe it will be happy there.

>>981156
Huh?

>>981174
You should hit it with a broom.

>>981176
It's not really a bandicoot, just a possum that identifies as one.

ok neets, garn coles, you need anything there?

>>981178
Breaky pizza

>>981165
The plans have been executed. Smelling fresh. Looking fresh.

>>981174
Tell her to coax it out with a slice of bung fritz and then bang it over the head with the meat tenderiser.

>>981178
coffee if its on special. Vittoria, ground. Mountain grown is best.

>>981182
does it come as beans?

Eating another salad

Made this but with a subway style roll instead of focaccia. Pretty good.
https://www.dilussodeli.com/recipes/toasted-sopressata-sandwich

>>981183
probably

Possum wouldnt let me and cruisey watch yu-gi-oh because sale of the century was on at the same time.

lol
>Annie Knight, who has been dubbed Australia’s “most sexually active woman”, has shared a huge financial blow due to the US dollar collapsing.
>>“I’m currently losing $10,000 per month from my income simply because the US dollar is not very good right now. I’m not going to lie, I was pretty upset when I realised how much money I was losing,” she told news.com.au.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/australian-dollar/shocked-annie-knight-is-losing-a-huge-amount-of-money-because-of-the-us-dollar-is-losing-value/news-story/9b804525ab909e1094defe0a446e2ab7

>>981188
What a load of horse shit

>>981189
Another hard-hitting piece of investigative journalism from the cave troll.

>>981185
Looks good.

Mood has continued to improve. After the car wash, went to Telstra to fix a sim card issue by getting a replacement one. Then went looking at some new shoes. The shop's loss prevention woman kept looking at me with my bag, she kept picking up merchandise nearby and putting it back down while other customers walked around. I walked out after waiting about 5 minutes with no service.

I think motherbot might have been scammed by the energy company. The emails I received tell me we have moved into a new home or plan or something (?). We have a gas plan with them and they have been trying to shill the energy plan to them that has a Time of Use rate that varies and can become very expensive throughout the day.

>>981185
would love to eat focaccia every day

>>981185
One please.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/aussie-star-jacob-elordi-is-the-new-favourite-to-take-on-james-bond-lead-role/news-story/4e65040c683992b9328e07fded3a6d4a
never heard of this fella

>>981195
He was in the Saltburn moofie. All the NEETs loved him in it.

Preparing the bolognese

>>981175
just working on new episodes of midsummer murders

Niggas do be actin' up doe

>>981201
This AI art needs more image degradation

>>981195
he's basque, I knew they wouldn't let a white man play bond again

>>981203
After it has been screenshot and cropped and converted back and forth between png and jpeg, it will take on the appropriate vintage hue.

>>981203
You need more degradation, you dirty slut

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/seriously-hurt-nsw-cracks-down-on-ebikes-introduces-sweeping-reforms/news-story/263873ca11a1d8e496c50fad06fd7331
NSW going to crush ebike with a tank.

>>981207
More nannystate faggotry

>>981207
Nuro bought a buyback eeb from NSW police and sold it to a misfit in QLD who used it on a rampage that left 35 people dead, once.

>>981210
heh
i know of what you speak

>>981196
Just read the Wikipedia precis. What a horrid film.

might do some meth and clean all the dirty windows in the street

>>981211
its a multi-level in-joke

>>981212
All who attended loved the final scene.

>>981215
It wasn't as good as aliens.

>>981214
Oh you are clever.

Everything takes me forever, and always when it's programming.

>>981216
True.

Doing the wage. Sitting on a clients mattress on the ground.

>>981220
Have a cheeky nap.

>>981220
how dirty is it?

>>981220
Take only photos
Leave only blood and semen

>>981220
You are thriving!

>>981222
No linen. Lots of crumbs. Fies everywhere.

>>981226
Beautiful.

Might get BLACKED.

>>981226
fLies or fRies?

>>981228
There is no shame anymore.

>>981230
SHITTED

I hate businesses that only list a mobile number, so you text them and they just don't fucken respond.

>>981231
I enjoyed that meme in the sense that it caused such a psychological disturbance for the BLACKED posters they stopped.

It's like HENLO I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOME MONEY BUT YOU'RE MAKING THAT AS DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE

>>981204
>he's basque
he'll probably swap his martini for a burned cheesecake

Serious question. I can generate shit on my 3090. How can I make money of generating shit? Best bet commission porn?

>>981237
Generate images of oliver frotting with webby

>>981123
Fisted for 24hrs for Ram-a-Dan

>>981238
Just Olive releasing her bobs would be nice.

>>981238
webby isn't the olive neet fan - is he?

>>981239
Good one Dan.

170ah Battery connected and new renogy solar controller installed still have to install more solar lights and tidy up the wiring but the main parts are now done.

>>981241
That's a man.

Might revolt against the modern world. But first I need a nap.

>>981245
Could be, the model they are using seems to struggle with eye movements and I think they are using videos of other real twinks for overlays.

I think I might unironically be bisexual.

>>981248
Tiffo and I might unironically throw you off a 3 story building.

>>981248
The stigma is gone.

There is no way tiffo isn't a tad queer.
Homosexuality and national socialism go hand-in-hand. There is a reason so many neo-nazis have died of GRIDS.

>>981251
>GRIDS
Die of CSS?
https://www.w3schools.com/css/css_grid.asp

>>981244
This sounds cool. Is it controlled via WiFi or it just a physical controller?

>>981237
>>981241
Or become one of those VR people.

>>981251
It is interesting that GRIDS didn't exist or wasn't an issue until immigration and miscegenation and monkey-fucking-niggers started moving about the world.

Rotating the tyres. Redback in the cheater pipe. Shiban doesnt know what a redback is and I CBF explaining. Gonna paint them too. Maybe vaccum out the tray.

>>981256
>Gonna paint them too.
Paint the redback too.

>>981256
>Shiban doesnt know what a redback is
black widow family spiders are in half a dozen countries
I'm sure he knows what you're talking about, even if ours are particularly unique and cunty

funnel web is the ultimate bad home meth addict coming down cunt spider
aint nobody prepared for those

>>981258
>even if ours are particularly unique and cunty
They are among our best exports
>Japan 'not ready' for invasion of redbacks as venomous Australian spiders reach Tokyo
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-20/redback-spiders-found-for-the-first-time-in-tokyo/5827612

>>981260
Wonder how many 5'0 salary men we ended up killing

neets which company is likely to give me the cheapest car insurance? I should probably go with whatever monk uses right?

>>981253
You can buy a bluetooth adaptor that connects to it, but I figured it's really just connect and forget type of thing so didn't bother with it.

I first met tiffin when we were just free booters in the movement back when Enrst Zundel was making waves over in far flug parts of the commonwealth canada let me tell you that there were basically zero ladies around who wouldn't look upon us like we were doing, how you call it now costume play as fantasists or children might. Unlike today where there is a bevy of traditionalist T.H.O.T.S. for every single man marching under the black and red banner. Quite the drought we experienced, him and I.

>>981262
For a daily? Dunno, you'll have to get quotes and play them off against each other.
My Shannons insurance for the 'Vette is about half the cost of the Kia. That's because it's on a log book and basically insured for 2 days a week driving. If that sort of usage volume suits, it might be an option? Just don't get caught dailying it if you go that route. The insurance jew will go out of their way to try and catch you out and deny a claim in the event of an accident.

>>981261
Probably a few tbh.

>>981257
Yes and then he will have a pineapple.

>>981266
At the Lyell McEwin, if you're a middle-aged man and get bitten they won't give you antivenom, they just make you sit there for the night and ride it out. They won't let you go home and only give out shitty panamax or whatever for the pain, which is apparently excruciating.
Kids and elderly they give antivenom to.

>>981242
I think he just thinks its full of food. Her freexer section looks like it could handle half a whole beef.

>>981263
>really just connect and forget type of thing
True. A lot of those controllers didnt have a good life cycle for security so it's probably for the best.

>>981256
Painting redbacks seems very sneaky.

>>981271
Do NOT post red backs and funnel webs to your local MPs via express post.

Do NOT paint funnel web spiders silver and pass them as change at the McDonalds drive through.
Credit to one Rodney Rude.

>>981268
>Kids and elderly they give antivenom to.
Sounds painful. Could be a good way to get 💰

Age discrimination laws from what I understand would apply.

>>981274
Back from the clink?

>>981275
>Age discrimination laws from what I understand would apply.
they'd claim they only have one or two doses on hand and giving it to a man would mean a child or elderly might die if bitten on the same night

>>981279
Hit 'em with this
>the discriminator treats or proposes to treat the aggrieved person less favourably than, in circumstances that are the same or are not materially different, the discriminator treats or would treat a person of a different age
https://classic.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/ada2004174/s14.html

might put chrome pegs on my bmx to make nuro mad jelly

>>981286
This is why Nuro no longer posts here.

>>981287
imagine his prolapse if I got chrome pegs and a trucker cap that said Skyway or even just BMX in an oldskool font...

me out the front of his workshop

Me in his office
Wwwwwweber

>>981285
For Redback spiders, it seems that the anti-venom is not very effective.

But I would not accept sub-standard healthcare if the treatment is effective.
> (3) This Part does not make it unlawful for a person to discriminate against another person, on the ground of the other person's age, by taking the other person's age into account in making a decision relating to health goods or services or medical goods or services, if:
>> (a) taking the other person's age into account in making the decision is reasonably based on evidence, and professional knowledge, about the ability of persons of the other person's age to benefit from the goods or services;
https://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/legis/cth/consol_act/ada2004174/s42.html

They can hold whatever belief they want, but they need reasonable evidence for the decision. Without the evidence or an exemption they are not allowed to treat you differently based on age. They can, but that is your case for 💰

>>981290
PUSH!

>>981289
He should give you a discount for that

went to chicken knight to check the claymores and get a quarter (bob) and chips

>>981293
a voice from the disabled dunny kept shouting "you're just AI! I can't see you! you're just AI!"

>>981294
If chips are good, can you get me a medium with a tub of gravy please?

>>981294
Thank you.

>>981296
The chips were good. I got you a small chips (no salt) and $50 of gravy in an old ice cream bucket.

>>981269
you shut your face
she is an angel

>>981301
ffs

>>981301
imagined being this just'd

>>981273
That joke didnt age well, funnelwebs are worth more than $2 now.

>>981305
only if you buy them from a spider nerd or the zoo or something
just get them from their webs for free

How many neets have a coping mechanism like having a ciggie, or goon or junk food binge whenever something stressful happens, or to reward themselves? Do any neets NOT do one of those 3 things?

>>981307
do the g and the jf daily
haven't gone down the path of a c daily
do have a cr (cigar) when I can afford them

Nuro is this true?

>>981309
not a chemist, but it's bullshit, at least without acids in concentrations 99% of the population can't acquire, heat, other bullshit reactions, etc
that nip youtuber is a smug shit cunt who does clickbait shit for cave troll tier journalists

>I don't like handsome young men
Are these intrusive thoughts?

How long will it take me to walk 600 meters tomorrow if I need to be somewhere at 010:000 AM in the morning?

>>981312
I'd give it 30 minutes

>>981313
Does that include stopping to talk to random people and/or catch my breath?

>>981312
>010:000 AM in the morning?
Add this to suggestion thread. Thank you.

>>981307
The only junk food is stale leftovers that I force myself to eat because I like to be frugal. I chug water and tea, no goon no sugar. I dont smoke, that shit is retarded.

Garn Kebabski. You cunts want anything ?

3rd kebab crew in a month… don’t have a good feeling bout this one either

Garn do a letchup catchup when I get home.

-communicato ended—

>>981316
>that shit is retarded
bit ableist tbh

>>981314
No stopping.

>>981317
Get a Pinsa romana for a change.

>>981319
oh
thanks

>>981310
Thank you.

>>981317
Could I please have a kebab and a pinxa.

>>981317
>Garn do a letchup catchup when I get home.
Were you aware of this new alleged criminal activity?

Keep smashing my head against doom/zscript issues. AI is absolutely useless on obscure languages and libraries. It just bullshits constantly.

>>981326
You accidentally found their weakness. This is how we'll defeat the robots!

>>981326
just learn to code from first principles jesus

>>981327
What's for breakkayie, Big Dawg?

how come wonder woman 1984 was filmed in 2020

>>981312
Depends. Have you ever walked 600 metres before in your life?

>>981330
Corn flakes. Walnuts, banana, jam, milk.
What's for dindins?

>>981332
yeah at xmas I did a couple of clickies with motherbat

>>981333
Define "jam"

Herder didnt show up to shift. Fucking hell. What a fuck up.

>>981298
Head first dipping.

>>981301
Cool.

>>981337
Monk's app would've had a new herder on route.

>>981340
The app is functional. The herder is remorseful. The client is not talking. Might've lost this one.

>>981337
Sack them.

>>981341
>The app is functional.
Have you been hiding Monk in the shed?

Feel like pure shit bros. Just paid for a prositute and i'm too scared to do anything with her...fuck my incel chudjak life

>>981344
>Just paid for a prositute and i'm too scared to do anything with her...
Get her to give you a good wash. Perhaps a cheeky tug too. Record a Vocaroo or two for us.

>>981344
stick a finger in her bumhole

>>981346
+1

>>981347
+2 fingers

>>981344
Put on a darth vader costume and helmet and force her to roleplay as princess leia. Make her force choke your light sabre until she gives you those plans to the death star. That's how I lost my virginity.

>>981349
And lick them clean afterwards.

>>981350
>>981351
+1

Left the prostitutes place, we just cuddled and watched stuff on youtube but she smiled and said she cant wait to see me again

>>981355
kek

Might get a wife tomorrow

>>981353
The royal family are satanists

>>981356
We could've cuddled and it would only cost you a Cherry Ripe.

>>981358
Sounds so-able.

Good night.

So if you’re Prince Harry and you realise that yes your uncle Andrew did fuck your wife when she was a prostitute, like what’s the play here?

>>981363
They're all inbreds anyway

>>981360
We all know it would have cost him more than that.

Had my metamucil in a big drink of water. Watching Die Hard again. CBF waiting for Nuro to show up. Good Night NEETs.

>>981366
I prefer having plain psyllium husks over metamucil

>>981366
die hard 2 is underated and often overlooked

tfw chungused

cruisey why did you let me drink 3 litres of hard cider again

Gunna get it together tomorrow. This time.

>>981356
you are a lying cunt

>>981362
Night fella.

>>981366
It is an xmas movie. Proof: we have it on the list.

>>981368
That one too.

https://www.recipetineats.com/qeema-indian-curried-beef/
How does this recipe look? I might make it on Sunday if none of you object. Are any of you good with Indian cooking?

>>981374
Well paprikaed.

Just bagged up all the goyslpp packaging in my room and threw it off the balcony onto the railway below. Some wagie can clean it up.
Now what should I order for dinner?

I don't like this neet who makes all the bait posts.

Bait my arse and call me Webby

Going to bed. Goodnight.

>>981376
You did well to clean up.

>>981379
Sleep tight.

#Justice4Neega

blerg

I spent the night thinking about the prostitute

>>981386
I spent the night going to the toilet, drinking water, and changing ends on the couchbed

>>981388
I'd rather put the in labour camps and make them work to death

>>981386
You missed out on a fantastic wash.>>981387

>>981387
You should have a nap today. Not sure why it added >>981390 the quote on the end after clicking New Reply

>>981391
board is haunted

>>981391
Good question.

>>981390
I'll go back to her eventually

>>981393
Did Ovaltine hit server with stick? Wasn't working a few minutes ago.

>>981395
Yeah I also got a connection failed - but my post still went through.

have to walk 600 meters this morning
scared

>>981397
We are with you.

It just flowed out of me.

Good Morning NEETs.
Broken rib is hurting bad this morning. The indian panadol I took last night didnt do shit. Gonna try some panadol made in dandenong instead.

>>981400
>indian panadol
>made in dandenong instead.
NEET it's...

>>981400
GMN.

>>981397
(You) can do it NEET. Executives are doing all kinds of exciting outdoor activities these days!

>>981403
He should walk 600 meters each morning.
And add another meter each day.

>>981404
900 meters by the end of the year!!

>>981405
And he'll be like 250 kms from home by then.

Shiban doesnt know where dandenong is and I CBF explaining.

He never said he has to walk home after that 600 meters. So each day traveling another 600+n will take him quite far.
Also dandenong is similar non-word like kwench and wollongong and such.

>>981408
I have to walk 600m back home
I forgot about that
HECK

not doing it
just going to lay down on the road

>>981409
>>981410
Get mobility scooter and say
>yeeehaw
occasionally so people think you are burger.

>>981407
Your a dandy nong

>>981409
Go have a viet bakery snog roll with sauce, a crusty meringue and then a poke on the chinaman

>>981411
In the souf, they would be at burger levels of assisted independence. You sometimes see convoys of them coming down philip highway to the centre for the lunch run. If they had matching jackets, it'd be illegal. It should be. Motorised gangsters, thinking they own the roads.

>>981414
You're a bad influence, Cruisey.

>>981409
The NEET Odyssey

>>981409
Can I please also have >>981414

>>981408
>Also dandenong is similar non-word like kwench and wollongong and such.
kek

>>981394
You deserve a good wash!

Wanna join the outlaw neet mobility scooter gang. We should call ourselves the big stinky bros outlaw gang. Terrorise the qts at the kfc drive through.

>>981424
Motherbat and I had to give way to a side-by-side two seater one at Goolwa last weekend. Wondered whether it was purchased or custom built.

>>981416
Could also waddle down to womboburger, get 2 $10 specials, a custard tart and a vanilla slice for $8, then cross the road to Jasmine's and get two nippons to give him a nude massage.

>>981419
Is this supposed tobe iga?

>>981429
> get two nippons to give him a nude massage.
ADIDAS

>>981430
>supposed
Nuro said it was. Who am I to argue?

>>981431
All Day I Dream About Slopes?

>>981430
Last thread, he switched from posting penises to another character then threatened to post a wall of dicks afterwards and did so. If it wasn't him, I don't understand the reaction to it.

>>981433
All Day I Dream About cruiSey

>>981428
I've seen them. It looks quite sweet seeing two elderly people on them.

>>981435
He used to be so pretty.