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NEET General #958 - Gecko Assassin Edition NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No. 979883
Did you kill a Gecko? Thats not very based, the poor thing was a fren of pepe. Shid.

OLD: >>978754
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:54.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.979885 del
GECK-0
BEST-0


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.979889 del
I went out to cut spars but first I went to check out two spots where there were some falls I want to sort out and put the logs up on a frame off the ground to dry properly. I took the new adze and it works really well to carve out a level spot for the vise and for brushing out around what I want to cut. I will probably buy a proper one but its fine for now. The head stayed on, more or less and the length of the handle is really good and the back of the head has a hammer that you can hit tree trunks and tell if they are sound. I pulled out some blackberry shoots miles from anywhere. The old suit works well, is cool and keeps the flies and mozzies off me when I work. I should finish the new one and make a pouch for my hiby although I probably shouldnt because its not tactical to listen to music in the field, you should be listening out for signs of things that shouldnt be out there, like people.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.979890 del


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.979892 del
No link to prev in neither thread.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.979893 del
>>979892
We are thriving.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.979894 del
I think this is the first thread, thats why its to the left of the other one.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.979895 del
That moofie sucked. The nigger looter part was played by whites so it made no sense at all.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.979897 del
>>979890
>>979891
How does he do it?


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.979899 del
>>979897
>>979898
It keeps me awake at night.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.979900 del
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NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.979901 del
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Was gonna write a valentines day message for Weber but didnt get around to it.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.979902 del
>>979895
>no negers in the movie finally
>why arent negers in the movie???


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.979903 del
>>979901
Write it for us anyway.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.979904 del


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.979905 del
Good night.


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NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.979907 del
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NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.979909 del
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NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.979912 del
Wanna go to bed but dont wanna wake up.
Good Night NEETs.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.979913 del
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NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.979915 del
>>979912
Night.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.979916 del
>>979905
>>979912
Night, fellas


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.979917 del
I suggest the board staff should stick to one thread, delete the other, and edit OP to add a link to a previous one.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.979920 del
Our late last night boongs have created a mess.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.979921 del
GMN.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.979922 del
>>979920
They're GODDAMN ARSEHOLES!!


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.979923 del
need to go to the supermarket
and then do a poo
two parcels coming today


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.979924 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
might get into it later


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.979925 del
>>979923
The hard work to keep the parcels coming is eternal.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.979926 del
>>979923
Thing being delivered throughout the day.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.979927 del


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.979928 del


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.979929 del
back from the supermarket
got two cans of the forbidden sherbet drink
some hot sopressa, barossa leg ham, barossa roast turkey breast, and some mersey valley
going to have some cold cuts and cheexe for lonch


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.979930 del
>>979926
what kind of thing?
I am waiting on a brake caliper from a BMX shop and a bike cable cutter and end crimps from Amaxon


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.979931 del
morning bros, garn have one good day today, then sink into debauachery tomorrow


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.979932 del
>>979929
>turkey
Look at the ingredients, it will be 90% soy and sodium, up to 5% actual turkey. Basically vegan.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.979933 del
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>>979932
I've had just about enough of your attitude this morning!


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.979934 del
>>979930
>what kind of thing?
I meant to say the things, but I am too mong.

The things are: supermarket treats, the poo and the parcels. All to be delivered at different times throughout the day.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.979935 del
>>979931
GMN. Sounds do-able.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.979936 del
>>979933
>Servings per pack: 2
I have my doubts


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.979937 del
This board desperately needs UMM PTY LTD and the site needs Monk.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.979939 del
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>>979929
I'll be over later and we can go down the beach and drink those sherberts.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.979940 del
>>979938
lucky he had a gopro on his head or we wouldnt be able to meme that. Also good for getting that soy faggot to pay for everything


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.979941 del
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These capchas have improved my touch typing skills. Now I can do numbers without looking. nice.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.979942 del
>>979938
Did the BMW go over the guard rail?


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.979943 del
>>979942
I hope so.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.979947 del
>>979944
>I have a coworker that's really into ricing his BMW.
>He works on his own car and he does it so well that his drive shaft literally fell off in a roundabout once. He also test drives it with no brakes on public roads.
bet it's a jeet


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.979948 del
>>979944
cunt cant drive for shit. you can cut inside corners only when you can see up the road enough to spot a car coming. Also you should obey the corner speed limits. I call them out loud so i dont get sloppy. Really ought to get a dash cam in the ute.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.979949 del
>>979947
Could just be nuro with a bodykit that makes his ebike look like a bmw


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.979950 del
>>979948
>Also you should obey the corner speed limits.
lol


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.979951 del
>>979950
Yep, what a fag


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:47 [Preview] No.979952 del
>>979951
I wouldn't call him a fag, just that those speed suggestion signs tend to be very conservative.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.979953 del
What time does Zesty get out of bed?


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.979954 del
>>979950
Imagine wasting money on comprehensive insurance.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.979955 del
>>979952
Important neet business to do. Late for my appointment with dr dan. No time for speed limits!


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.979956 del


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.979957 del
might need to give myself a good scrub in the shower tonight


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.979958 del
>>979902
losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.979959 del
>>979907
is that from lolcow.farm or crystal.cafe ?


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.979960 del
>>979958
are you having a stroke?


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.979961 del
>>979959
It is fake regardless. Charlee would never want anything to do with me.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.979962 del
>>979960
I think he ate too many balloons.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.979963 del
Did that NOOT end up having chinky or fish and chips last night?


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.979964 del
>>979962
I think the helium is what got Nuro in the end. RIP.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.979965 del
>>979963
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.979966 del
>>979964
Those that whizz twice as fast only whizz for half as long. RIP NURO.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.979967 del
Bloody postie granny whizzed right past
had to go out and shout at her


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.979968 del
browsing crystal.cafe


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.979969 del
>>979967
Hope you called her some good names.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.979970 del
>>979967
Packages status?


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.979971 del
>>979967
Tell her to stop doing those burnouts.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.979972 del
>>979970
I did the poo earlier (quite a big one).
I received the brake caliper after shouting at the postie.
Waiting on Amaxon pajeet to leave the depot still.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.979973 del
Deleted some spam. Linked old thread. Deleted other thread.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.979974 del


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.979975 del
>>979971
She was on the eeb buggy.


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.979976 del
>>979969
Just "oi"


NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.979977 del
I've got an erection.


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NEET 02/15/2026 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.979979 del
>>979978
I spent about six hours yesterday wanking.


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I like these girl memes on crystal.cafe


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.979981 del
>>979973
Well deleted.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.979982 del
>>979963
Fish and chips.
They were good, nice crunchy chips.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.979983 del
going to bring the washing in


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.979984 del
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Might become a songwriter for led zeppelin.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.979985 del
washing in
No more work for the day, maybe not for the week.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.979986 del
>>979985
you can help hold/squeeze my caliper when I install it


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.979987 del
>>979973
Thanks Cruisey.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.979988 del
>>979968
it runs like shit because the SO and mods are foids


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.979989 del
>>979980
how good are they at spotting male posters?


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.979990 del
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>>979986
>you can help hold/squeeze my caliper


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.979992 del


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.979993 del
>>979989
They should stay there. The internet needs a containment board for women and trannies, to keep them from polluting proper imageboards.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.979994 del
wanna nap, but not quite tired enough


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.979995 del
>>979989
define male


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.979996 del
>>979995
I don't think they like trannies.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.979997 del
>>979993
Thanks Trev.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.979998 del
>>979980
The horse one is very funny.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.979999 del
>>979982
The fish and chips you put in the air frier from woolworths rival the quality of fish and chip shops. Birds eye deli beer batter chips and birds eye hoki are great.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.980000 del
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quads and all the neets will get gfs this 2026


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.980001 del
>>979999
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.980002 del
>>980000
Thank you, Mr B. Wizard.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.980004 del
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might transition


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.980005 del
>>979999
I like the birds eye flathead fillets. On sale, theyre $8 for 5 battered fillets. Very good in the airfryer.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.980006 del
>>980000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.980007 del
>>980000
Unna. Stanky koori guuri on the BWCs


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.980008 del
>wordfilter


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.980009 del
Sadly, wizzy is a fake boong. Real boongs can't count past three and will never understand what quads are. Real boongs will never know how many fingers they have on each hand.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.980010 del
>>980000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.980011 del
>>980004
There is no shame.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.980012 del
>>980000
Wizzy you boong...


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.980013 del
>>979980
You can tell they're made by actual females because they're really not very funny.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.980014 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=93ua9fDEXhw [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.980015 del
>>980013
I find them hilarious.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.980016 del
>>980003
I really enjoyed the comment made about this image once.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.980017 del
>>980011
The stigma is gone.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.980018 del
>>980016
The hail damage one?


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.980019 del
Every new BO we get is a dick-rider.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.980020 del
>>980018
Yes! That was it.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.980021 del
>>980019
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.980022 del
>>980020
bloody weber


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.980023 del
>>979956
>based and redpilled.jpg
Are the pills reserved or is the image inverted.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.980024 del
>>980022
When a Clogger is forecast, don't go outside.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.980025 del
Thai Green Curry consumed, stomach pains pending.


NEET Board owner 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.980026 del
>>980019
Yes I deleted a negative post about nuro. I felt it added not very much to discussion and would cause shit stirring. If you want to shit talk to nuro tell it to him, preferably in a constructive manner. Honestly he could use it.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.980027 del
>>980025
I had a curry in my room and now the smell is lingering.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.980028 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OI1HxoqASfQ [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.980029 del
>>980026
>If you want to shit talk to nuro tell it to him,
Has he even been here in the last week or two?


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.980030 del
Spilled beer on the floor, too lazy to clean it up.
Hundreds of huge red ants came inside overnight to lick the floor. Boong ants, symbiotic relationship


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.980031 del
>>980027
Crack the window open, turn on a fan too.
Stomach pain status?


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.980032 del
>>980030
Are you the NEET with the cum desk?

The ants and cum desk should be on display in a museum, would pay the entry price.


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.980033 del
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Is that cooking sake wine they sell in supermarkets any good for getting gooned on? Says 14.5% alcohol. Do you even need id to buy it?


NEET 02/16/2026 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.980034 del
>>980033
How good are you at swallowing?



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