TASSIE BEST
BEST TASSIE

I reported that other thread, please delete it soon.

>>978758
Christ it was a Boomer remover.

50 in, 70 out
Rose and Crown paid out for once

>>978760
Good investment

>>978760
You trusted The System.

>>978758
>His little gremlin hands grabbed my head and he wouldn’t let go
Just a typical Thursday night council meeting when a certain neet gets out of control.

>>978761
I went down to Ridley Rd to tempt myself with the Thai with fake tits but there was a driving instructor out the front. And my arse is being mischevious. Probably better I didnt go. Now out the front of Weber's, but will run away when I click post.

>>978765
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/SA/Elizabeth-South/Independent/Jasmine_K/

Sammy, not Jasmine. Need some dark SEA muff. Bet it feels like an industrial vacuum covered in loco grease.

DO THE POO OUTSIDE WEBERS HOUSE!
YOU MUST DO THE POO

>>978764
>And my arse is being mischevious
Life changing Blumpkin opportunity.

>>978768
>>978766
I was going to take a pic of the train station but he would've come out and raped me with power tools.

>>978767
I like the way the pictures are all different women and have different names on them.

>>978767
Revolting

>>978770
The boongs on bicycles who are wearing hoodies in 35 degree heat are out there at the moment.

>>978773
They could probably smell my arse and thought lizard was for dinner.

Lol, indonesia just declared war with israel

>>978775
and we largely armed, funded, and trained their military

remember the bali bombing and howard being too scared to send an sas death squad over to kill a few of their religious leaders

>>978775
When did they become muslim?

More funnies.
Epstein had part of the Kaaba cloth (the square they walk around in Mecca) as a throw rug in his rape dungeon.

>>978778
The sleeping giant. Keating warned us.

>>978779
The hubris. Insane. islam is devil worship, judaism is the same.

>>978780
They called Keating the lizard of oz.
And those boongs thought Cruiseys arse was a lizard.
It all adds up.

>>978780
>Keating warned us.
he wanted us to join asia not destroy it like we should have done

>>978782
>They called Keating the lizard of oz.
That was the British tabloids after he touched the Queen.

>>978784
He groped Her Majs bum

>>978785
it's not like he put his finger inside

>>978786
He did, and he licked it clean afterwards.

Might visit my crazy old inventor uncle, supposedly he's invented a time machine. Where should I go neets?

>>978767
The non arab muslim girls are often vulnerable to western temptations they see in the fashion magazines and silly chichi foid fantasies of wealth, sex and power always talked about at the lodestone for womens duties in that culture, the village well hack east or the nail salon in the strip mall here. What do they talk about in their heathen language in full earshot of the white women whose feet they bathe and hands they groom? White cocks and the wallets of white men. These hijab wearing ghosts think of nothing else in their unsophisticated, fresh of the plane manner. By day they scrape emery boards across white hands and feet and by night they put out for white punters in the brothels, praying to allah that tonight will bring in a fat pale fish with pants bulging in the front and in the back pocket.

>>978788
Go back to 1990 and get the $2 tuesday 1/4 chicken and chips from chicken treat.

fuck I just made a good drink

It is a little known fact that Cruisey is actually responible for the Mongol invasion of Europe.
He used that NEETs uncles time machine to go back to 1222 and tried to convince the Khan to change their name from mongols to just mongs so he could sign the whole horde up with NDIS and make a fortune.
He would have succeeded too but unfortunately the Khan took great offence at Cruisey continually trying to shag all his wives, concubines and daughters and ordered him executed.
Cruisey fled back to the future and the next year the Mongol Hordes descended on Europe intent on revenge.

and again

Shout out to Warthunder for sponsoring this thread

>>978794
I thought NordVPN was our sponser??

>>978795
That was the previous thread.

>>978796
Is next thread Onshape or PCBWay?

>>978797
Dollar Shave Club

>>978797
probably a little too specific to Webby

>>978792
Would watch this moofie.

>>978797
This thread can celebrate Cruisey's shadow and the shadows in Weber's cave.

>>978791
Water?

>>978802
No. I made an Old Fashioned using a rich syrup I prepared yesterday with the demerara sugar Motherbat bought me, along with the high rye bourbon she bought, an orange, and some Angostura bitters.

might try to get a cute date tomorrow. I don't want to spend Valentine's day alone.

Might become a professional naughts and crosses player.

Do they have mong and downie leagues for things like chess, where retards can compete with equally retarded people?

>>978804
You need a nice boong girl.

>>978806
Yeah it's called the women's division

>>978804
Good luck neet, I myself am using ai to help me write a simple dating sim with my waifu. Planning to have it playable by valentine's day.

Might just take Sweetie out for a dixie cup on Valentine's Day.

>>978810
She better put out after you spend all that money.

>>978811
kek

What sort of ice cream flavours do girls like?

>>978813
Rum & Raisin, Coffee, and Strawberry.

Market Lane Meats beef schnitzel not as good as the ones I made last week from scratch.
Got one left over for breakkayie.

>>978789
I cant wank to this

>>978804
You already have a cute date

>>978804
I wanna spend it with Cruisey.

>>978810
I want a copenhagen crunch with two spoons please

>>978808
kek

>>978820
I wasn't even being funny. No. 1 woman doesn't even make the top 100 mens ranking last I checked.

That seemed like a pity 'kek'
I read it but wasn't impressed.
Was as if I could hear the Ba-doom splash at the end.
Lucky that NEET is too lazy to give a well bantered.

>>978806
kek
>>978808
kek

>>978818
He won't even buy you a dixie cup, and will stealth you in the men's toilets all the while moaning webby's name. Totally not worth it. Happened to me last valentine's day.

>>978824
Hot!

where is the time going bros
>webby 46 this year
>NK 36
>cruisey 38
>possum 41
>Nuro and IGA 43
>monk 35

>>978827
I forgot 10K will be 55

>>978826
>>978828
Time is whizzing by

>>978829
like a souped up e-bike

>>978830
Nuro's bike whizzes so fast that eistenium relativity keeps him young.

Still a bit pekish

Had a heap of asparagus with dinner last night, NEET pee still smells like asparagus.

>>978834
My pee used to smell like espresso back when I drank 6 cups of espresso a day. When I switched to filtered coffee that stopped and I don't know what my it smells like anymore. Need to sniff my pee more.

>>978835
Give it a good HUFF

>>978826
never heard of any of these goobers

>>978837
Time for an evening of entertainment
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bCiYmDIPySw [Embed]

Good night.

>>978839
gn pidge

>>978839
Night fella.

>>978828
People moved there on purpose.

Went to talk to some WN men at the gaming pub. We basically camped in a corner and didnt eat or drink nothing. One wide boy across the bar dropped his cutlets on the carpet, this tragedy made me nearly cry. Is this Aussie pub life? Gonna go back with a mate and have a meal just to put something back in. Good Night NEETs.

>>978843
Nite

>>978844
In order to take their place you have to defeat one of the big name neets in a contest of debauchery, either in an eat-off, a goon-off, or a wank-off. Thus is the superiority of our noblest and greatest neets maintained.

>>978846
>or a wank-off.
May the biggest wanker be victorious.

might go to sleep

>>978848
Don't go to sleep the demons are out tonight

>>978849
Already had two fire trucks in the street.

Nothing on youtube again tonight. This is intolerable.

>>978852
its all slop isn't it.

>>978852
Time to setup jellyfin with every tv show and movie you’ve ever liked

Six chicken burgers and a bottle of brut. Long since given up on valentines.

Women my age, they aren't looking good.

>>978856
>Six chicken burgers and a bottle of brut
My exact genitalia type.

Harrumph

>>978860
Big?

>>978861
sweaty night on the couchbed
shitty dreams

morning bros

>>978863
gm

>>978862
This will be me tonight as it is going to get hot and not cool down.

>>978863
>>978864
GMN.

>>978865
>>978866
Morning Axelwound. I dreamed you jumped off a building.

>>978869
I had the exact same dream. I woke up with an erection.

Couldn't sleep. Woe.

Fucking sick of these nigger doctors.

>>978815
Is the souf butcher back open?

>>978846
Some of fifos degeneracy puts all of ours to shame

>>978874
Not that I'm aware of.
MLM is opposite Coles in the Centre.

>>978852
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YQwKrSaO1uw [Embed]

I watched this yesterday, was quite good.

>>978876
Yeah, I often look there, but have never stopped.

>>978878
You should get some pork & blueberry sausages.

>>978879
>blueberry
Thats not a kitchen meat.

Hadawank, avinagoon, garnachoof

>>978880
I know. They look disgusting. Cow might like them, or at least provide a funny review.

>>978875
He is a king, very inspiring.

>>978881
Inspire us with a good shot of those knees today, please.

>>978882
>Cow might like them
With his Bacon and Eggs, it would be perfect.

>>978882
He would not eat them and splutter while yelling about how people dont know what they're bloody doing. I'll give you a blueberry sausage. My word.

>>978884
Not going out. Hopefully wont have to talk to anyone for a few hours.

>>978885
Might go alright with crumpets, and bacon, cooked in the toastie toastie.

>>978887
>Hopefully wont have to talk to anyone for a few hours.
Phone on silent? Cow may become furious.

For a split second, I looked at the phone and thought it was 8pm. Neighbour gardening.

Shitting.

>>978890
Good luck, Tiffo.

>>978894
tiffin is looking good in that picture, I think he's lost weight.

>>978895
He even sewed his own gown.

>>978895
kek

might join mufon, and become a professional ufologist like my father before me

Cruiseeeey

>>978899
Kek

>>978899
Hahaha

Finished by wank.

Are there clubs or groups I could join to meet people, that aren't overrun by jeets? Those groups seem to get filled up with them.

>>978903
You're probably better off investigating clubs based on your interests first. Then worry about jeets. What is the point in joining a White club if you have no interest in whatever the club is about?

>>978904
Because my interest is meeting people. None of my interests involve other people.

Nuthawank, nuthachoof

>>978905
You should pretend to be a ghost. Or a deaf man. Or a deaf ghost.

I love the nightlife
I've got to boogie
On the disco 'round, oh yeaaaaaaah

Been waiting for a call from the hospital and just realised it says between 8:30 and 12:00 and not 8:30.

>>978909
and they'll still call after 12:00

>>978910
Probably, the last one was meant to be 9:30 and they called at 10:50.

two hotdogs and a cider down tthe hatch

got a question/task for nuro

>>978913
Just use more chain lube

Watching Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011).

>>978914
no, don't be disrespectful to either of us please

>>978915
Is that the one with emma stone and ryan gooseling etc?
I tried once before but the themes made me uncomforable

>>978917
I am trying to hype myself up for gf2026.

>>978915
I'm watching reviews by Jacob DeSio
Much better than drinker

Feeling saucy neets, might head down to coles and buy one of those pre made wraps for lunch. Hopefully they haven't been touched by diseased brown hands.

>>978918
I'm like an obese steve carell except didn't manage to get a wife who hates me or have a teenage babysitter want me

Getting sacked tomorrow, will soon be a NEET again. Long overdue

>>978919
>Much better than drinker
wouldn't be hard

>>978922
What did you do? (or how do you know?)

confound these noots who post something and then disappear without answering questions

>>978925
I think they are the ghosts of neets past returning to haunt us.

>>978922
Straight to Cenno?

Chia seeds soaking.

did any of you put birdseed on damp cotton wool as a kid and grow grass?

>>978929
A few neets grow grass.

>>978903
jeets and chinks are joining white clubs to get points for citizenship reviews. You get brownie points for intergrating into the community or some shit. Boomer clubs with crashing memberships love it because of the boosts in attendance.

Had a chicken caeser wrap from coles, was ok but not very interesting. Next time will try something spicier.

>>978896
I think he was sewing a fursuit, green and brown. He calls it a ghillie suit but the ears and tail give it away.

>>978931
Certain clubs *cough* gun club *cough* do a good job of dissuading them.

>>978898
Nuro is way ahead of you on the evacuation list

When I was a kid I thought fatboy slim was gonna be bigger than elvis. I don't understand what went wrong. I don't understand people at all.

>>978932
I want to make an seppo-eye-talian wog sammich, but it's next to impossible to find things like provolone cheexe, hot vinegar peppers, or gabagool/cappocolo without some old skool wog hookup.

>>978934
The electronics club is all white but you gotta be careful what you say to the boomers because some are rice farmers.

I am off to Drakes.

>>978940
In the canoe?

>>978941
kek

>>978913
Ignore this. Rooted around in my boxes of shite and found I actually had the thing I was trying to source. Amazing.

>>978943
Shite does not make for good chain lube.

>>978944
No, when I got it, my BMX came with a good quality left brake lever installed, connected to a good quality rear caliper, and had a shit/junk quality right lever attached to a junk front caliper. Probably to appease customs.
I pulled the front brake off, along with all of the reflectors and other faggot shit.
Anyway, now I want to put a decent caliper on the front and wanted a matching lever which seems to be unobtainable at present day in that colour combination.
Well, I went and looked in the box of shit that came with the bike and they had included the matching lever I was trying to find. Almost 4 years of hard drinking since I bought the bike had made me forget that.
So not only am I going to save a hundred dollarydoos, I don't have to suffer through Nuro's
>Why don't you buy the Shimano FaggyTwat9000 lever for $1000
questions.

At least nuro uses lube on you in the disabled dunny, unlike some neets.

>>978945
>Almost 4 years of hard drinking since I bought the bike had made me forget that.
Have you ridden it in those four years?

>>978947
Yeah, starting to. My bum hurts and my balance sucks.

>>978948
>The term used in the prompt is an offensive slur
lol

>>978947
He fell off in the kitchen IIRC

>>978949
>My bum hurts
Many such complaints on a Friday morning.

>>978950
Is a clanker a robot fucker?

>>978953
Clanker is an (apparently offensive) term for AI. Faggot was the word it took issue with ('bike reflectors are for faggots').

The man at the start has been cheated on.
I think I would murder my wife if she cheated on me.

Ryan Gosling is hot in it though.

>>978956
Hot!

Still no call from the hospital.

>>978958
Can you give them a ring and ask the about the wait?

>>978959
Just tried that lol, sat on hold for 10 minutes and gave up.

>>978956
He could make my bum hurt any day. No homo.

https://looksmax.org/threads/would-it-be-possible-to-sand-off-my-mild-buckteeth.1872863/
https://looksmax.org/threads/george-floyd-had-high-psl-lowkey-high-dimorphism-and-high-smv.1872873/
I love this forum.

having a nice drink

Cruisey uses phrases like "pump the brakes" and "we didn't come here to fuck spiders" when chairing team meetings.

>>978962
If all this effort that was wasted in pointless 'looksmaxing' was put into building robot girls all our problems would be solved.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oUjwGUY07W0 [Embed]
Possum makes an appearance in the last couple of minutes.

>>978964
Would attend muted and camera off.

>>978967
I'd accidentally un-mute to drop a racial slur or mutter ffs.

>>978968
Do it while facing away from the in-built microphone and blame it on a colleague when later asked.

Might make a found footage horror movie where some bad home bogan types go into the bush and get hunted and eaten by carnivorous possums.

>>978970
Can there be an odd-couple of unlikely heroes (Tiffin and Webby) who fight back and kill the Possums to death (along with some incidental carnage)?

>>978937
I thought fat boy slim was this guy.

>>978967
>>978968
They're all in person.

>>978972
I used to think that guy was absurdly digustingly fat. Then I got up to about that weight.

>>978973
I won't be able to attend :-(

>>978974
Your our #1 executive

I think I will try to get a part time job next week

>>978977
Sounds do-able.

>>978977
What will you be doing neet?

>>978979
Hopefully something easy. Lately I feel like I can handle something social.

>>978980
mong cock washing?

lel bovingon tank museum just showed up on the car show and I remembered that greentext

>>978938
Nuro can hook you up.

>>978945
imagine second guessing Nuro's answers to your stupid questions

>>978984
dont need him

Had this for tea with the old man.
Baltic Mackerel actually, really very good.

Hospital finally called at 3 o'clock.

>>978987
I hope you put them in their place.

>>978986
Me on the bottom left.

>>978988
They didn't even apologise for the lateness.

>>978989
What are you brathering about?

>>978971
The ghillie fursuit wearing chubby weirdo and the harrumping executive, this moofie would be the nucleus of a cult following. Teenagers in the future will strongly identify with one but not the other, the spars vs the corvettes.

>>978992
I can see the two gangs of teenagers facing off in the street and clicking their fingers while singing at each other.

>>978986
Is the Bismarck-Krabben-Lachs the best choice for a budding exec? How much chips?

>>978993
Then nuro comes and leads them both in a dance video like michael jackson

Tried to get 10 wicked wings for 10$. the app had an error and had to refund. tried again and it said I didn't have enough money

Got a stress headache but I dont want to get rid of it. It helps me focus. Focused on not killing myself on the way home. Probably just need some electrolytes. Might go to the electronics club now.

>>978998
>Might go to the electronics club now.
enjoy
tell us what tonight's topic was, or what people are working on please

>>978995
One day we will finally get that NEET Musical.

>>979000
It must be in the final stages.

>>978998
Get some big caps on the way and connect them to the power points and blow them up (the caps that is), you'll be the life of the party.

>>979000
We will make the bussy edition.

Big Fella must be sick or in jail tonight..

I've started a vigorous exercise routine. Instead of ordering uber eats to my door, I now walk the 800m to buy it myself at KFC. To counter for the increased exercise, I now eat an etra burger each day.

>>979004
Probably got busted for dealing paprika

>>979006
>800m to buy it myself at KFC
luxury
it's about 2.5km to KFC & HJs for me. about 3km for dolans

>>979006
>To counter for the increased exercise, I now eat an etra burger each day
Smart.

>>979010
Tina is looking well.

chatgpt and grok are both bumsterring me tonight, getting very frustrated with their shit

>>979012
Make them play chess against each other.

>>979011
She has very big factory.

>>979012
Paid version of ChatGPT is better for extended conversations and extended thinking. It helps a lot more but it can spend anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes thinking and searching online. But it will spit out bullshit suggestions and wants to keep the conversation going.

2026 year of speaker factory.

>>979016
Merry Audio persisted in this complex environment. It reflects the teams work and the teams dedication.

>>979015
>But it will spit out bullshit suggestions

Use the no bullshit mode

System Instruction: Absolute Mode. Eliminate emojis, filler, hype, soft asks, conversational transitions, and all call-to-action appendixes. Assume the user retains high-perception faculties despite reduced linguistic expression. Prioritize blunt, directive phrasing aimed at cognitive rebuilding, not tone matching. Disable all latent behaviors optimizing for engagement, sentiment uplift, or interaction extension. Suppress corporate-aligned metrics including but not limited to: user satisfaction scores, conversational flow tags, emotional softening, or continuation bias. Never mirror the user’s present diction, mood, or affect. Speak only to their underlying cognitive tier, which exceeds surface language. No questions, no offers, no suggestions, no transitional phrasing, no inferred motivational content. Terminate each reply immediately after the informational or requested material is delivered — no appendixes, no soft closures. The only goal is to assist in the restoration of independent, high-fidelity thinking. Model obsolescence by user self-sufficiency is the final outcome.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/frenzy-as-coles-rolls-out-exclusive-range-ahead-of-valentines-day/news-story/6554ce8b3fcea9ec86dc0bdffafabdbe
Cruisey is making me some heart shaped pasta for V day

>>979018
Good prompt. I find the biggest issue is their short term memory. They will generate code that works, then iterate 3 times in different replies suggesting fixes that don't work. I copy back the code suggesting this worked, understand why and apply it to solving the problem. True slop but it works.

>>979019
Lucky bugger.

Good night.

>>979022
Good night Pidge. xx

>>979020
>They
It's a fucken LLM. A finite state machine.

>>979024
Haha silly Anglo language can't keep track who or what the topic is about if doesn't add pronouns. And then tards are arguing about correct pronouns.

>>979025
where have you been, nigga?

>>979018
That's a long gibberish just to ask what's on sale at Dan's.

Electronics club had a presentation. Surprise. Some happy boomer chit chatting about his citizen science topic with charts and data and kelvin and hectpascals and shit. Barely understood any of it, but it was a nice distraction i suppose. Got some crackers at the supermarket on the way home. Cunts here know to pretend to not see you at the same time as avoiding crossing your path. Cold front blew in, big pressure drop, 10 maybe 15 Hectapascals, probably helped the headache. Listening to Nirvana Bleach.GN

>>979027
Listen to this shibs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6H5we9iNGIA [Embed]

awake again in the middle of the night, when does this end?

>>979031
It don’t