Reposting for educational purposes.

>>977560
By clicking New Reply.

Best Ese?

I went up the bush to carve some spars, this one is starting to rot and had black oily shit on it and white powder, the black shit goes through into the wood and you can see it when you cut it off. Worked until I got hungry, the new cuffs keep the mozzies out really well. Should have been peaceful work but I kept seething at cruisey getting away with being a degenerate sex fiend. Came back when I got hungry. egg pie and chips and chick peas for dinner. Hot bath running (probably over shid)

>>977569
>kept seething at cruisey getting away with being a degenerate sex fiend
He won't get away with it in the end

>>977569
>kept seething
Lernu compartmentalization.

>>977569
>seething at cruisey
ADIDAS

Playing Everquest 2

I was going to replay final fantasy 4 but then I remembered it's turn based and boring. More like turn cringe

Having a play of this FPV drone sim.

Good night.

Did the dishes again, took the rubbish and recycling out to the bin, and packed for Sweetie's.

>>977576
Night fella.
I have mixed feelings about it. Kinda nice but on the other hand creating a generation of pidges that's reliant to human support is no good.

>>977577
Did good.

>>977576
Good night Pidge. xx
That was not a pidge it was a dove.

>>977574
It would be too complicated for you anyway

>>977577
Drive safely tomorrow please. Give Sweetie a pat for me.

>>977581
>Drive safely tomorrow please
There's an echo

>>977582
How fast can you go in that car of yours, Weber? I bet its pretty tame.

>>977583
Nice try, cuntstable

>>977582
She is right about the fauna. Kangaroos at dawn, very dangerous.

I was craving steak but couldn't bring myself to put any in the trolley. Nothing under $25 a kilo.
Poverty pushing me towards vegetarianism.

>>977580
I've already beaten it before. What did he mean by this?

Trying to quit smoking, failed, smoking the dryest most awful tobacco dust. Woe

>>977586
You need beans

>>977589
So does this neet >>977588

>>977589
The skins come out undigested. Horrible things. Not fit for human consumption.

Time to go to bed. Had a good dinner and go in the bush. Good Night NEETs.

Tried to get the mould out of the tile grout. Some of it seem stuck there. Neet body is very sore now, fat and aging, prematurely run-down from overeating and sitting in a chair 16 hours a day for decades. Can't do this stuff anymore.

>>977592
Good night.

>>977593
It is time to get an NDIS package NEET.

I bought a jar of pic related. IT cost $8. I hope it is good.

>>977595
spread it on some bread and tell us then

Dear ndis - I am a fat fuck on the dsp because i have medical levels of laziness and I'm fat because I spend all my neetbux on junk food. Thanks to welfare I am now too lazy to clean my own bathroom. Can you please send me a cleaning mong to do my housework? kthx

How does that sound cruisey?

>>977595
I'm still struggling to start on my raw honey, have anxiety about it. It may have been a mistake.

>>977597
It all sounds a lot better when the Occupational Therapist puts it into medical language. Being fat and lazy is called executive dysfunction, and i'ts not your fault NEET..

Another pack of pineapple fruchocs down the hatch. Second one today. They are good.

The fruchocs have got me up and dancing. Happy Esteban on the speakers.

>>977601
Big music?

Having expired chutney with schnitzel. Well, not really expired, its within date, except it says
>consume within 6 weeks after opening it
Its over 6 months.

>>977603
You have been influenced by all these toiletNEETs here.

>>977602
Huge NEET, huge.

>>977604
We'll know soon enuff.

I have made up another batch of dough for more baguettes. Same recipe except this time I am using the cheap flour instead of the bread flour. Less than half the cost.
The dough will proof overnight and into the oven in the morning. I will use a baking tray this time, I didn't like that paper on the tray method. There was flour all over the oven and the paper burned at the back.

>>977607
First time using the cheap flour?

>>977608
In this recipe yes.

I wonder what tasmania / hobart is like. When i visited tassie their people were all quite friendly but i wonder how bad the cold is and if it will cause seasonal depression. Got an idea to create a soverign off grid town using aboriginal rights for the claim. That could take a decade or more lol.

Depressed. Thinking about the ethnic.

>>977611
Time to visit the tugger.

>>977611
Sweetie said stop being a big poof.

>>977613
How strong is her paw stregth?

Weber is getting me a spinach and feta snog roll, an apricot danish and a latte with an extra shot

Please note collections which exceed the limit of 2mx1mx1m may not be collected. Thank you - NAWMA

I have an old kitchen table that is longer than 2 meters.

>>977616
They'll collect it.

>>977617
I'll just leave it on the curb at Possums.

Need to wash my dick.

>>977620
>>977621
Morning Axelwound.

Is this Mrs Doubtfire?
>Suspect named in search for Gus Lamont, 4, missing in remote South Australia
https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/police-to-give-update-on-search-for-gus-lamont-4-missing-in-remote-south-australia/news-story/110d29a74cadf03d2e75797ed24b0b89

>>977623
Image didn't attach

Good morning NEETs

>>977593
The mold mocks your inability to do anything about it living rent free in your bathroom.

>>977626
GMN.

Spooky video.

>>977627
kek

>>977624
That's a tranny. I know one of it's relatives.
Never met that one though, but pretty sure it dis it to little Gus.

>>977626
Who you're gonna call?

>>977632
Cruisey?

Good Morning NEETs.
Its shitty and cold, WTF summer?

>>977635
GMN.

It's falling out of me.

>>977618
I have an old stuffed possum that is longer than 2 meters. Do you think they'll collect him?

>>977630
wonder what ztepmum is up to, when was the last time we had a monk post?

This isnt right though is it? Meth is way more potent.

>>977640
>ztepmum is up to
I thought it went walkabouts.

>when was the last time we had a monk post?
Far too long ago.

Might become jewish. Need to do an online quiz to find out which branch of judaism is right for me.

eating a buttered date scone

>>977630
Yes. I called it back in September.
It was a suspect right back then too, as you'll recall it threatened a journalist with a shotgun and Police did nothing about it. Normally that would be a major deal, but they obviously wanted to get it for the boy murder so they didn't pursue the usual firearms charges.

>>977643
Ask an AI chat.

>>977644
Lovely.

>>977624
Thats Tranpa.

>>977645
You are a clever NEET, way ahead of the curve, not like those normies who never notice anything.

>>977645
I forgot about that, didnt realise it was the tranny who pulled the gun.

Apparently I am a top listener of Neil Young. I only like one album, Harvest.

See the lonely boy, out on the weekend.

Webeeeeer

>>977656
PUSH!

>>977643
The essenes literally had a neet commune

Good morning NEETs. The first baguettes are in the oven. I am doing them in two batches of two.

>>977659
Did you make those from scratch?

>>977659
GMN.

>>977660
Yes.

NEETs this will be my last post as BO. After this I am transferring the board to zestykittenneet.

Hopefully he will do a good job. Good luck Zesty.
It is a thankless job. The NEETs are not good NEETs.

Tiffin i wonder what tasmania is like, could you please tell us? Does it have a lot of pajeets and chinks in the cities?

The transfer is done. I'm free.

My last bit of advice to the new BO is to ignore the Tiffin emails. Don't be taken in.

>>977663
He whizzes away!
Thank you.

It's falling out of me.

>>977663
I hope you will still continue to post as a normal board member.
Thank you for your service.

>>977656
The endless poo.

>>977663
Thankyou NEET.

>>977665
Goodbye and enjoy your new life.

having a scotch finger

>>977666
Retard

>>977675
This is hate speech, mate.

motherbat got me some heatbeads, firelighters, and another workmate at bunnings. then she got me a bottle of rye bourbon at bws. at woolies she got me a bag of demerara sugar and two white onions.
she is making chicken chasseur for dindins.

>>977677
She is a good egg.

>>977677
>she is making chicken chasseur for dindins.
We will be eating well tonight.

>>977677
>Weber's mum buys him booze
Dan's mum bought him his first cellar before she passed. Bless her.

>>977681
she also got me two bottles of wine before I came down

>>977683
I fucken hate that. I always shake the mustard and sauce bottles vigorously (so much so my titties hurt) and then do a little squirt onto some folded up paper towel.

>>977653
Motherbat was reading from today's Advertiser just now, and a well-respected boong tracker said the whole thing was suspicious as hell and there was nothing to track.

>>977684
>then do a little squirt onto some folded up paper towel.
There is no shame.

>>977686
Might get some Viva sponsorship stickers for the Corvette and kayak.

>>977687
>Viva sponsorship stickers for the Corvette and kayak.
Right next to the 19 or so sausages decal already there will look good.

Having a pre-Hungarian roll clog.

Very stressed, had a tradie around to fix some stuff, hate having people visit my place, but it's over. Might have a binge now.

>>977658
I'm thinking the neet compound can be a kibbutz, maybe get some sweet rothschild funding

>>977663
I would thank you but as you say being BO is a thankless job.

>>977692
I’ve always been a good NEET

>>977693
Who are the
>The NEETs are not good NEETs.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/teens-throw-basket-spit-in-vile-coles-rampage/news-story/2486868d6fe2ac4fd1a319d406349568
based

>>977685
Boongs are a lot smarter than they look, or act, or reputedly are.

>>977690
The high rates tradies charge isnt for the work they do as much as its to keep their judgement to themselves. You might need to think about offering them a hefty tip when they come around.

>>977688
>19 bunnings saussages

First post as overlord. I will try not to intervene too much and keep things as pariston had them going.

>>977698
maybe drop the capcha and see if IGAY is too depressed to spam anymore.

>>977698
Congratulations on being the new dark lord of ausneets. Remember what happened to all the previous BOs.

it's not too late for another jew-free february

Garn get a philly cheesesteak burger from hungry jacks to celebrate our new BO, you neets want anything?

>>977698
Cheers big ears

>>977703
Pack of chicken twisties thanks. (the big packet)

>>977703
triple whompy boiger please, no pickles

Had my psyllium husks and sauerkraut

Would the NEETs like to vote on temporarily removing captcha? The potential downside is getting spammed if I do not catch it in time.

>>977705
>chicken twisties
>>977708
We could give it a shot.

Might download a new coil pack and spark plugs for the falcon. Have to see if that check engine light comes on again.

>>977708
IGAY will spam straight away just because he's a troll. You'd have to try it for a week or so. See if he settles down. If you could be fucked to delete CP for a while then it'd be worth a shot. Of course you could make me a mod and I'd help squash the cunt.

I hope those baguettes are ready cause I'm hungry.

>>977591
Understandable, many BOs came to the same conclusion.

>>977708
I think we all know what will happen if captcha is removed

the captcha stops me posting blind drunk, which is probably good

>>977708
It would be nice to test.

>>977715
>which is probably good
Missing posts...

had a hungarian roll with english ham, hungarian salami, and italian pepperoni on it for lonch
also a blueberry muffin

diversity sammich

>>977715
I think your posting style improves when you are relaxed,
I am quite well known for my patronage of creative endevors, why dont you come on down to one of my cellars and select a bottle of refreshment as your muse to inspire. A generous 2.36% discount on any bottle of wine with naff poetry or banal affirmations printed on the label somewhere.

I will trial removing captcha for a few days or a week.
I have removed chickendinner from volunteer because I think he has not used it in a long time. There is me and two volunteers now.

If you would like to contact me by email:
zestykittenneet@protonmail.com

>>977720
sent you mail

I am trying a new mango variety. It is a "Palmer".

>>977722
>It is a "Palmer".
Like Cliev

>>977723
Similar shape.

>>977724
rub its belly

>>977726
looks like lazy posts are back on the menu boyz!

might find out more about getting weather warnings direct to my phone

>>977728
The BOM app when it works is good for those type of alerts.

>>977698
is this nuro

>>977730
retard

>>977731
tiffo is there a brand of strike sparker thingo for lighting tinder you recommend? you know the little stick thing you run your knife blade down to start a fire

>>977732
retard item. tiffin doesnt light fires outside of a stove or fireplace as the smelly smoke bothers his sensitive smell pallette and gives away his position to ZOG drones with IR optics.

>>977733
of course, but I'm sure he has one in a bug out bag for SHTF

>>977732
Do you mean flint and steel?

>>977735
same sort of thing, but I thought they'd moved on from naturally knapped flints to some kind of semi-synthetic in a little pencil or screwdriver form factor

>>977734
Nope, fires are more trouble than they are worth. Use a lighter and a gas burner kit in a trangia to cook.

can probably just watch 6 million youtube videos to find out

>>977737
>Use a lighter and a gas burner kit
so you have a separate backpack for your butane lighter refills and gas cooker cylinders?

My Doctors surgery just tried to call me, don't know what they want but I didn't answer and I won't be calling back.

>>977739
You have a poor idea of what SHTF planning looks like.

>>977741
I've sort-of joked previously, that my bug out rig is basically my heavy barreled remington 700 on my back, a plate carrier with half a dozen magazines of 5.56 on the front, and my pump-action 5.56 in my hand. From there you can basically take whatever you want from whoever you want.

>>977740
if you weren't waiting on blood results or something, I wouldn't worry
it's probably just a reminder to make an appointment or letting you know your doctor has left

>>977740
I was trying to talk to you NEET. You need to come in straight away so I can get you on a prescription for Ciprofloxacin so you dont get an infection. Dont worry its only one standard course of two months, tablets four times a day. I have to do this because you wont get your government reccomended Vaccines for new and emerging diseases. Read the newspaper if you dont believe me that they are a threat to your health. I care for your health.

>>977744
>I care for your health.
That's exactly what Dr Dan says.

>>977742
The LDS actually gamed this scenario in their two volume prepper manual. They did a chapter called "Mutant Zombie Bikers" about cunts who's plan is to become murderous bandits as opposed to building communities and stockpiling food and fuel.

>>977744
Thanks Dr Zogbot.

>>977746
You're obviously better of long-term with other trustworthy White people, but in the short term it's probably better to get what you need and get as far away as possible.

>>977748
I already live as far as possible from the city without living underground at coober pedy (although that does have its appeals). My hobbies are all about getting into the bush and living there so I am happy with that use of my efforts. Honestly I dont think the community thing is viable because fully committed preppers are unicorns and half assed ones will just end up cruising off you. Imagine being someone's SHTF plan. Ideally I would like a big property with a sniper tower in the middle and a mate or two to man it with gunz. But at the moment I am just focusing on the main threat to my safety and thats me offing myself through depression and anxiety.

>>977749
It's good you live close to that sort of bush and can do those things. Don't have much of that sort of thing for hours in either direction down here, and the stuff that exists is State-owned pine plantations or State-owned shitty dry scrub. Not the lush stuff you appear to have access to.

>>977749
>Imagine being someone's SHTF plan.
I am just going to contact Cruisey.

>>977663
Cheers old BO you served the NEETs faithfully under dire circumstances.

>>977750
Ragnar Benson wrote on survival retreats in apartments in the city. Its do-able but to chuck a match to your life, friends, family, job and conveniences of where you grew up and move away is a big fucking deal. I dunno how I did it but jumping out of the frypan even when I didnt know how it was gonna work out was the best move I have made. I always went into the bush tho, even when I was in the city. SHTF is a meme, the survival challenge is depression as you watch the world of your childhood trampled into hell by mass immigration. When I go back there to visit the folks i start thinking naxi thoughts within hours of arriving.

>>977753
>Ragnar Benson
I used to have some other volumes written by him. Shit that would get you locked away now.

>>977751
He'd sell us out to the Ethic's family.

>>977755
*ethnic

>>977754
He's the best writer on the subject I can name. Just download his ovure from libgen or something. His home made c4 book is interesting but not technical level.

>>977757
>c4 corvette book
yeah some of the paladin press stuff is larper shite, or theoretical at best

>>977758
its dated. the game moved on a lot since the time you could forge a drivers license to change your identity. Surveilance state is almost total now.

>>977751
He will send you help in the form of a picture of him masturbating in a public toilet. The ultimate bug out kit.

>>977721
Tiffin is tasmania good? I wonder how zogged it is there, like if there are lots of chinks and sukdeeps in cities

>>977759
And yet they don't seem able to find and deport millions of illegal immigrants.

>>977761
>>977762
The system is sick. Western culture is dying. All a NEET can do about it is try not to get caught out in some badness that comes from the death throes.

winter games coverage is shitting me
no biathlon
no ice dancing
just hockey and curling and faggy twat stuff

>>977764
STFU normie you love that shit

>>977765
do not
wanna see ice shooting and deaf defying jumps on skis and cute eastern bloc girls dancing on razor blades with their baginas barely covered

>>977766
AusNEETs love winter themed entertainment because snow and ice is something that happends to evropaNEETs like shibs who fukn hates it.

>>977767
>like shibs who fukn hates it
he is just mad his countrymen/women suck at it

Cruisey Steven Bradbury-ed his way to the top of /ausneets/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WUi4-H6hfw8 [Embed]

Might chuck it in and do some fiberglassing. Pixxa night after I go up the bush.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X69tHR0rynA [Embed]
Cruisey the weird girl is back again

Tomorrow is going to be day 1 of cabbagemaxxing.

>>977766
they should have a sport where condemned criminals are set loose on the tundra to be hunted down by giant ice possums

>>977775
a bit like the opening of the spy who loved me except marsupial

quints and everbody gets a gf

>>977777
Thanks Wizzy.

>>977773
that's just webby in make uo

>>977773
Would rape

>>977777
one bbw tranny goth for me thanks

>>977774
sauerkraut? kimchi?

>>977782
Create the BBW yourself, become an Architect

>>977780
webber doesn't act surprised when his clumsy fix actually works

I want to start a neocities website

>>977786
you mean geocities?

>>977787
No

>>977788
would beat you at any neogeo game going

Well that didn't last long, at least we tried

You need to word filter all the bullshit text he spams too.

>>977803
It's always as the sun starts to go down. Sundowners.

Sundownsyndrome

guessing Old BO didn't show New BO how to use the admin tools

>>977777
Thanks Wizzy.

Remembering the good old days when instead of going to school I stayed home sitting around and playing max payne and deus ex and counterstrike. Wondering how it turned into me being an adult and not going to work and sitting around playing stellaris and hitman.

Install dollchan and you can hide image by size and it autohides them all. I told you he will try it for a while so dont give up on not having the capcha str8 away.

>>977842
you were lucky
I remember a few nights and mornings where I was vomiting and being informed I was still going to school

>>977844
Sometimes my mum used to take me to school on her way to work then I'd turn around and walk home. Perhaps it's not shocking my life turned out how it did.

Might go up the bush, probably the last time for a while.
Fiberglassing was fiddly. Whats the moofie this weekend?

I do hope he departs soon

>>977777
Thanks Wizzy.