Reposting for educational purposes.

>>977560
By clicking New Reply.

Best Ese?

I went up the bush to carve some spars, this one is starting to rot and had black oily shit on it and white powder, the black shit goes through into the wood and you can see it when you cut it off. Worked until I got hungry, the new cuffs keep the mozzies out really well. Should have been peaceful work but I kept seething at cruisey getting away with being a degenerate sex fiend. Came back when I got hungry. egg pie and chips and chick peas for dinner. Hot bath running (probably over shid)

>>977569
>kept seething at cruisey getting away with being a degenerate sex fiend
He won't get away with it in the end

>>977569
>kept seething
Lernu compartmentalization.

>>977569
>seething at cruisey
ADIDAS

Playing Everquest 2

I was going to replay final fantasy 4 but then I remembered it's turn based and boring. More like turn cringe

Having a play of this FPV drone sim.

Good night.

Did the dishes again, took the rubbish and recycling out to the bin, and packed for Sweetie's.

>>977576
Night fella.
I have mixed feelings about it. Kinda nice but on the other hand creating a generation of pidges that's reliant to human support is no good.

>>977577
Did good.

>>977576
Good night Pidge. xx
That was not a pidge it was a dove.

>>977574
It would be too complicated for you anyway

>>977577
Drive safely tomorrow please. Give Sweetie a pat for me.

>>977581
>Drive safely tomorrow please
There's an echo

>>977582
How fast can you go in that car of yours, Weber? I bet its pretty tame.

>>977583
Nice try, cuntstable

>>977582
She is right about the fauna. Kangaroos at dawn, very dangerous.

I was craving steak but couldn't bring myself to put any in the trolley. Nothing under $25 a kilo.
Poverty pushing me towards vegetarianism.

>>977580
I've already beaten it before. What did he mean by this?

Trying to quit smoking, failed, smoking the dryest most awful tobacco dust. Woe

>>977586
You need beans

>>977589
So does this neet >>977588

>>977589
The skins come out undigested. Horrible things. Not fit for human consumption.

Time to go to bed. Had a good dinner and go in the bush. Good Night NEETs.

Tried to get the mould out of the tile grout. Some of it seem stuck there. Neet body is very sore now, fat and aging, prematurely run-down from overeating and sitting in a chair 16 hours a day for decades. Can't do this stuff anymore.

>>977592
Good night.

>>977593
It is time to get an NDIS package NEET.

I bought a jar of pic related. IT cost $8. I hope it is good.

>>977595
spread it on some bread and tell us then

Dear ndis - I am a fat fuck on the dsp because i have medical levels of laziness and I'm fat because I spend all my neetbux on junk food. Thanks to welfare I am now too lazy to clean my own bathroom. Can you please send me a cleaning mong to do my housework? kthx

How does that sound cruisey?

>>977595
I'm still struggling to start on my raw honey, have anxiety about it. It may have been a mistake.

>>977597
It all sounds a lot better when the Occupational Therapist puts it into medical language. Being fat and lazy is called executive dysfunction, and i'ts not your fault NEET..

Another pack of pineapple fruchocs down the hatch. Second one today. They are good.

The fruchocs have got me up and dancing. Happy Esteban on the speakers.

>>977601
Big music?

Having expired chutney with schnitzel. Well, not really expired, its within date, except it says
>consume within 6 weeks after opening it
Its over 6 months.

>>977603
You have been influenced by all these toiletNEETs here.

>>977602
Huge NEET, huge.

>>977604
We'll know soon enuff.

I have made up another batch of dough for more baguettes. Same recipe except this time I am using the cheap flour instead of the bread flour. Less than half the cost.
The dough will proof overnight and into the oven in the morning. I will use a baking tray this time, I didn't like that paper on the tray method. There was flour all over the oven and the paper burned at the back.

>>977607
First time using the cheap flour?

>>977608
In this recipe yes.

I wonder what tasmania / hobart is like. When i visited tassie their people were all quite friendly but i wonder how bad the cold is and if it will cause seasonal depression. Got an idea to create a soverign off grid town using aboriginal rights for the claim. That could take a decade or more lol.

Depressed. Thinking about the ethnic.

>>977611
Time to visit the tugger.

>>977611
Sweetie said stop being a big poof.

>>977613
How strong is her paw stregth?

Weber is getting me a spinach and feta snog roll, an apricot danish and a latte with an extra shot

Please note collections which exceed the limit of 2mx1mx1m may not be collected. Thank you - NAWMA

I have an old kitchen table that is longer than 2 meters.

>>977616
They'll collect it.

>>977617
I'll just leave it on the curb at Possums.

Need to wash my dick.

>>977620
>>977621
Morning Axelwound.

Is this Mrs Doubtfire?
>Suspect named in search for Gus Lamont, 4, missing in remote South Australia
https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/police-to-give-update-on-search-for-gus-lamont-4-missing-in-remote-south-australia/news-story/110d29a74cadf03d2e75797ed24b0b89

>>977623
Image didn't attach

Good morning NEETs

>>977593
The mold mocks your inability to do anything about it living rent free in your bathroom.

>>977626
GMN.

Spooky video.

>>977627
kek

>>977624
That's a tranny. I know one of it's relatives.
Never met that one though, but pretty sure it dis it to little Gus.

>>977626
Who you're gonna call?

>>977632
Cruisey?

Good Morning NEETs.
Its shitty and cold, WTF summer?

>>977635
GMN.

It's falling out of me.

>>977618
I have an old stuffed possum that is longer than 2 meters. Do you think they'll collect him?

>>977630
wonder what ztepmum is up to, when was the last time we had a monk post?

This isnt right though is it? Meth is way more potent.

>>977640
>ztepmum is up to
I thought it went walkabouts.

>when was the last time we had a monk post?
Far too long ago.

Might become jewish. Need to do an online quiz to find out which branch of judaism is right for me.

eating a buttered date scone

>>977630
Yes. I called it back in September.
It was a suspect right back then too, as you'll recall it threatened a journalist with a shotgun and Police did nothing about it. Normally that would be a major deal, but they obviously wanted to get it for the boy murder so they didn't pursue the usual firearms charges.

>>977643
Ask an AI chat.

>>977644
Lovely.

>>977624
Thats Tranpa.

>>977645
You are a clever NEET, way ahead of the curve, not like those normies who never notice anything.

>>977645
I forgot about that, didnt realise it was the tranny who pulled the gun.

Apparently I am a top listener of Neil Young. I only like one album, Harvest.

See the lonely boy, out on the weekend.

Webeeeeer

>>977656
PUSH!

>>977643
The essenes literally had a neet commune

Good morning NEETs. The first baguettes are in the oven. I am doing them in two batches of two.

>>977659
Did you make those from scratch?

>>977659
GMN.

>>977660
Yes.

NEETs this will be my last post as BO. After this I am transferring the board to zestykittenneet.

Hopefully he will do a good job. Good luck Zesty.
It is a thankless job. The NEETs are not good NEETs.

Tiffin i wonder what tasmania is like, could you please tell us? Does it have a lot of pajeets and chinks in the cities?

The transfer is done. I'm free.

My last bit of advice to the new BO is to ignore the Tiffin emails. Don't be taken in.

>>977663
He whizzes away!
Thank you.

It's falling out of me.

>>977663
I hope you will still continue to post as a normal board member.
Thank you for your service.

>>977656
The endless poo.

>>977663
Thankyou NEET.

>>977665
Goodbye and enjoy your new life.

having a scotch finger

>>977666
Retard

>>977675
This is hate speech, mate.

motherbat got me some heatbeads, firelighters, and another workmate at bunnings. then she got me a bottle of rye bourbon at bws. at woolies she got me a bag of demerara sugar and two white onions.
she is making chicken chasseur for dindins.

>>977677
She is a good egg.

>>977677
>she is making chicken chasseur for dindins.
We will be eating well tonight.

>>977677
>Weber's mum buys him booze
Dan's mum bought him his first cellar before she passed. Bless her.

>>977681
she also got me two bottles of wine before I came down

>>977683
I fucken hate that. I always shake the mustard and sauce bottles vigorously (so much so my titties hurt) and then do a little squirt onto some folded up paper towel.

>>977653
Motherbat was reading from today's Advertiser just now, and a well-respected boong tracker said the whole thing was suspicious as hell and there was nothing to track.

>>977684
>then do a little squirt onto some folded up paper towel.
There is no shame.

>>977686
Might get some Viva sponsorship stickers for the Corvette and kayak.

>>977687
>Viva sponsorship stickers for the Corvette and kayak.
Right next to the 19 or so sausages decal already there will look good.

Having a pre-Hungarian roll clog.

Very stressed, had a tradie around to fix some stuff, hate having people visit my place, but it's over. Might have a binge now.

>>977658
I'm thinking the neet compound can be a kibbutz, maybe get some sweet rothschild funding

>>977663
I would thank you but as you say being BO is a thankless job.

>>977692
I’ve always been a good NEET

>>977693
Who are the
>The NEETs are not good NEETs.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/teens-throw-basket-spit-in-vile-coles-rampage/news-story/2486868d6fe2ac4fd1a319d406349568
based

>>977685
Boongs are a lot smarter than they look, or act, or reputedly are.

>>977690
The high rates tradies charge isnt for the work they do as much as its to keep their judgement to themselves. You might need to think about offering them a hefty tip when they come around.

>>977688
>19 bunnings saussages

First post as overlord. I will try not to intervene too much and keep things as pariston had them going.

>>977698
maybe drop the capcha and see if IGAY is too depressed to spam anymore.

>>977698
Congratulations on being the new dark lord of ausneets. Remember what happened to all the previous BOs.

it's not too late for another jew-free february

Garn get a philly cheesesteak burger from hungry jacks to celebrate our new BO, you neets want anything?

>>977698
Cheers big ears

>>977703
Pack of chicken twisties thanks. (the big packet)

>>977703
triple whompy boiger please, no pickles

Had my psyllium husks and sauerkraut

Would the NEETs like to vote on temporarily removing captcha? The potential downside is getting spammed if I do not catch it in time.

>>977705
>chicken twisties
>>977708
We could give it a shot.

Might download a new coil pack and spark plugs for the falcon. Have to see if that check engine light comes on again.

>>977708
IGAY will spam straight away just because he's a troll. You'd have to try it for a week or so. See if he settles down. If you could be fucked to delete CP for a while then it'd be worth a shot. Of course you could make me a mod and I'd help squash the cunt.

I hope those baguettes are ready cause I'm hungry.

>>977591
Understandable, many BOs came to the same conclusion.

>>977708
I think we all know what will happen if captcha is removed

the captcha stops me posting blind drunk, which is probably good

>>977708
It would be nice to test.

>>977715
>which is probably good
Missing posts...

had a hungarian roll with english ham, hungarian salami, and italian pepperoni on it for lonch
also a blueberry muffin

diversity sammich

>>977715
I think your posting style improves when you are relaxed,
I am quite well known for my patronage of creative endevors, why dont you come on down to one of my cellars and select a bottle of refreshment as your muse to inspire. A generous 2.36% discount on any bottle of wine with naff poetry or banal affirmations printed on the label somewhere.

I will trial removing captcha for a few days or a week.
I have removed chickendinner from volunteer because I think he has not used it in a long time. There is me and two volunteers now.

If you would like to contact me by email:
zestykittenneet@protonmail.com

>>977720
sent you mail

I am trying a new mango variety. It is a "Palmer".

>>977722
>It is a "Palmer".
Like Cliev

>>977723
Similar shape.

>>977724
rub its belly

>>977726
looks like lazy posts are back on the menu boyz!

might find out more about getting weather warnings direct to my phone

>>977728
The BOM app when it works is good for those type of alerts.

>>977698
is this nuro

>>977730
retard

>>977731
tiffo is there a brand of strike sparker thingo for lighting tinder you recommend? you know the little stick thing you run your knife blade down to start a fire

>>977732
retard item. tiffin doesnt light fires outside of a stove or fireplace as the smelly smoke bothers his sensitive smell pallette and gives away his position to ZOG drones with IR optics.

>>977733
of course, but I'm sure he has one in a bug out bag for SHTF

>>977732
Do you mean flint and steel?

>>977735
same sort of thing, but I thought they'd moved on from naturally knapped flints to some kind of semi-synthetic in a little pencil or screwdriver form factor

>>977734
Nope, fires are more trouble than they are worth. Use a lighter and a gas burner kit in a trangia to cook.

can probably just watch 6 million youtube videos to find out

>>977737
>Use a lighter and a gas burner kit
so you have a separate backpack for your butane lighter refills and gas cooker cylinders?

My Doctors surgery just tried to call me, don't know what they want but I didn't answer and I won't be calling back.

>>977739
You have a poor idea of what SHTF planning looks like.

>>977741
I've sort-of joked previously, that my bug out rig is basically my heavy barreled remington 700 on my back, a plate carrier with half a dozen magazines of 5.56 on the front, and my pump-action 5.56 in my hand. From there you can basically take whatever you want from whoever you want.

>>977740
if you weren't waiting on blood results or something, I wouldn't worry
it's probably just a reminder to make an appointment or letting you know your doctor has left

>>977740
I was trying to talk to you NEET. You need to come in straight away so I can get you on a prescription for Ciprofloxacin so you dont get an infection. Dont worry its only one standard course of two months, tablets four times a day. I have to do this because you wont get your government reccomended Vaccines for new and emerging diseases. Read the newspaper if you dont believe me that they are a threat to your health. I care for your health.

>>977744
>I care for your health.
That's exactly what Dr Dan says.

>>977742
The LDS actually gamed this scenario in their two volume prepper manual. They did a chapter called "Mutant Zombie Bikers" about cunts who's plan is to become murderous bandits as opposed to building communities and stockpiling food and fuel.

>>977744
Thanks Dr Zogbot.

>>977746
You're obviously better of long-term with other trustworthy White people, but in the short term it's probably better to get what you need and get as far away as possible.

>>977748
I already live as far as possible from the city without living underground at coober pedy (although that does have its appeals). My hobbies are all about getting into the bush and living there so I am happy with that use of my efforts. Honestly I dont think the community thing is viable because fully committed preppers are unicorns and half assed ones will just end up cruising off you. Imagine being someone's SHTF plan. Ideally I would like a big property with a sniper tower in the middle and a mate or two to man it with gunz. But at the moment I am just focusing on the main threat to my safety and thats me offing myself through depression and anxiety.

>>977749
It's good you live close to that sort of bush and can do those things. Don't have much of that sort of thing for hours in either direction down here, and the stuff that exists is State-owned pine plantations or State-owned shitty dry scrub. Not the lush stuff you appear to have access to.

>>977749
>Imagine being someone's SHTF plan.
I am just going to contact Cruisey.

>>977663
Cheers old BO you served the NEETs faithfully under dire circumstances.

>>977750
Ragnar Benson wrote on survival retreats in apartments in the city. Its do-able but to chuck a match to your life, friends, family, job and conveniences of where you grew up and move away is a big fucking deal. I dunno how I did it but jumping out of the frypan even when I didnt know how it was gonna work out was the best move I have made. I always went into the bush tho, even when I was in the city. SHTF is a meme, the survival challenge is depression as you watch the world of your childhood trampled into hell by mass immigration. When I go back there to visit the folks i start thinking naxi thoughts within hours of arriving.

>>977753
>Ragnar Benson
I used to have some other volumes written by him. Shit that would get you locked away now.

>>977751
He'd sell us out to the Ethic's family.

>>977755
*ethnic

>>977754
He's the best writer on the subject I can name. Just download his ovure from libgen or something. His home made c4 book is interesting but not technical level.

>>977757
>c4 corvette book
yeah some of the paladin press stuff is larper shite, or theoretical at best

>>977758
its dated. the game moved on a lot since the time you could forge a drivers license to change your identity. Surveilance state is almost total now.

>>977751
He will send you help in the form of a picture of him masturbating in a public toilet. The ultimate bug out kit.

>>977721
Tiffin is tasmania good? I wonder how zogged it is there, like if there are lots of chinks and sukdeeps in cities

>>977759
And yet they don't seem able to find and deport millions of illegal immigrants.

>>977761
>>977762
The system is sick. Western culture is dying. All a NEET can do about it is try not to get caught out in some badness that comes from the death throes.

winter games coverage is shitting me
no biathlon
no ice dancing
just hockey and curling and faggy twat stuff

>>977764
STFU normie you love that shit

>>977765
do not
wanna see ice shooting and deaf defying jumps on skis and cute eastern bloc girls dancing on razor blades with their baginas barely covered

>>977766
AusNEETs love winter themed entertainment because snow and ice is something that happends to evropaNEETs like shibs who fukn hates it.

>>977767
>like shibs who fukn hates it
he is just mad his countrymen/women suck at it

Cruisey Steven Bradbury-ed his way to the top of /ausneets/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WUi4-H6hfw8 [Embed]

Might chuck it in and do some fiberglassing. Pixxa night after I go up the bush.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X69tHR0rynA [Embed]
Cruisey the weird girl is back again

Tomorrow is going to be day 1 of cabbagemaxxing.

>>977766
they should have a sport where condemned criminals are set loose on the tundra to be hunted down by giant ice possums

>>977775
a bit like the opening of the spy who loved me except marsupial

quints and everbody gets a gf

>>977777
Thanks Wizzy.

>>977773
that's just webby in make uo

>>977773
Would rape

>>977777
one bbw tranny goth for me thanks

>>977774
sauerkraut? kimchi?

>>977782
Create the BBW yourself, become an Architect

>>977780
webber doesn't act surprised when his clumsy fix actually works

I want to start a neocities website

>>977786
you mean geocities?

>>977787
No

>>977788
would beat you at any neogeo game going

Well that didn't last long, at least we tried

You need to word filter all the bullshit text he spams too.

>>977803
It's always as the sun starts to go down. Sundowners.

Sundownsyndrome

guessing Old BO didn't show New BO how to use the admin tools

>>977777
Thanks Wizzy.

Remembering the good old days when instead of going to school I stayed home sitting around and playing max payne and deus ex and counterstrike. Wondering how it turned into me being an adult and not going to work and sitting around playing stellaris and hitman.

Install dollchan and you can hide image by size and it autohides them all. I told you he will try it for a while so dont give up on not having the capcha str8 away.

>>977842
you were lucky
I remember a few nights and mornings where I was vomiting and being informed I was still going to school

>>977844
Sometimes my mum used to take me to school on her way to work then I'd turn around and walk home. Perhaps it's not shocking my life turned out how it did.

Might go up the bush, probably the last time for a while.
Fiberglassing was fiddly. Whats the moofie this weekend?

I do hope he departs soon

>>977777
Thanks Wizzy.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/police-wrap-up-fifth-and-final-search-for-dezi-freeman-with-no-results-found/news-story/aac3e8103e4e527bda73976f11fc181b
useless tits

jesus christ
turn the captcha back on and ban the cunt's ips

You should vibe code an AI python script that checks an unlocked ausneets thread for posts.

When it detects a flood event, it reviews the last number of posts. If images are classified as gore or porn in a sequence of posts consequently greater than 2 (AI model that can do it). Then ban the poster and delete all their posts.

To bypass the Captcha for moderation shouldn't be too difficult with another AI model if not the same.

If you vibe code all those parts and put together a complete script. It could run every 5 minutes.

Also add a check for new posters. Compile a hash map of all posters hash in the thread. Scrap the HTML. If a new poster is posting porn, ban 'em and let submit an appeal why.

took sweaty for a walk on the esplanade

If it checks thumbnail images only you could create an allowlist. Run MD5 or another thingo over the thumbnail image you could allow list Spoiler image. You can still post porn if you use official spoiler feature.

Also have some probability assessment on the thumbnail image reviewed by AI, if it is likely to be porn (skin colour detector) review full image for a better assessment. So AI model only has assess small thumbnail image to make a decision for its initial assessment on whether to assess the full image for confirmation (if someone is at the beach, it detects skin tone colour, but review of full image determines it is not likely to be porn or gore).

The fellas should try this, maybe it'll help. Especially the spammer neet could benefit.

>>977869
>>977872
AI checks might be overly ambitious. But couple of Greasemonkey scripts can help. Like filling the ban form, or selecting certain posts based on criterion, that hash map is a good idea never got around despite imiss gave help in that back then, I'm sorry I was lazy with that.

>>977876
Lovely.

saw a pelican

>>977876
Sounds pleasant.

>>977882
That's cool. I assume gulls are more frequent sights.

>>977884
>I assume gulls are more frequent sights.
Yes, they're everywhere. Both the common pest one and their larger sea-going cousin.

He is most likely more active to frustrate new staff.
Don't worry about him, I also help out.

>>977880
I created some AI Cyber security assessment on my blocked network traffic network using Ollama. It's just using API calls and slop coded with ChatGPT. It's fairly easy.

There are some small vision models that can do the jobs fairly easily:
https://ollama.com/search?q=Vison

When it works. You could run it continuously. If site admins gave them appropriate service account to bypass the Captcha it could run 24/7 with a small footprint and appropriate rate limits.

AI slop models are becoming smaller and smaller. Slop coding it together is do-able.

Big one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_gull
Pest one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_gull

>>977882
Fella wants a feed

Plane crashed into the sea off Hindmarsh Island. Planes and helicopters looking for it.

>>977890
Big crash?

>>977887
>bypass Captcha
Good joge.

>>977887
As for ollama. I bookmarked it some time ago but that website (I mean the website, I don't know about the service itself never tried) sucks.
It explains nothing what they offer, what it does or can be used for. Even the documentation is the most unhelpful. Unless one knows what he is doing and what he is looking for that site is a no go.
>download
Download what?
The color scheme of the website is the worst. Black and white or inverted - doesn't matter what one's pick, it'll burn his retina out.

>>977904
Install it. Pick a model and evaluate it like
https://ollama.com/library/qwen3-vl

After install in a command prompt run
ollama run qwen3-vl:2b
Or you can download some models via GUI now.

Then you can call it via API call or using GUI client that comes with it now.

1. Download and run install
2. Pick model and get that command I found on the page
3. Run model via Ollama GUI or via an API call.

>>977904
>>977905
Some models do not have interactive chat feature. That model probably expects an image on initiation, and returns some payload of value.

>>977905
Yes I can read the same on the site.
I did not write the previous post as help request. I wrote it because that site is frustrating.

Also I'm not trying to use it, I've no time for this crap. I also have some tools I wrote myself.
If I'd do anything I rather try opencode or that other crap I forgot its name.

>>977907
It's an idiot proof version of
https://huggingface.co

All AI is slop and I have no doubt 99% of that website is made by AI. Why write a description or your AI slop when another model can describe it.

Pixxa in the oven.
Making mistakes fitting the spars together but the technique is solid. Thinking about how to do other stuff with them. Might read up on some stuff especially how to anchor them into the ground.

>>977912
What do you use your sticks for?

>>977912
Are you going to try digging down and using spars to line a small cabin thing and make a concealed roof?

Feel sick from too much junk food. Wonder what makes you sick, the salt, the sugar, the calories, something else?

Captchas were broken for me, had to refresh the page with control r

>>977915
>something else
The "too much".

>>977913
lots of stuff. BBQ shelter, exercise poles, hammock stands. Up there I am just practicing cutting and fitting them together.
>>977914
It might be more efficient to make a two storey dwelling. I could just use logs for sills, I have to do a lot of thinking about it.

>>977916
Captchas were turned off, then were turned back on.

I baked you a pie

Saw an asian guy - white woman couple while shopping. The guy was about 5'6" and the woman was debicki sized, 6'3" or so. Thought of davo. Wonder if they were in a dominant female submissive male bdsm relationship. They both gave off weird vibes.

>>977915
You are getting sick because your body hasnt build up tolerance to so many calories, Try slowly inceasing your intake over a couple of weeks.

>>977918
You make notches and lashings?

>>977882
There is something wrong with that duck

>>977924
He is special. That's what his mummyduck says. A mong duck.

>>977923
I can fit them okay with a scribe. I can take a power drill up there and screw in coach bolts to fix them no probs. I want to be able to do mortise and pin joints. The problem is that nothing is straight.

>>977926
>scribe
You make literate people holding your structures?

>>977865
the Kooka sits up high in his impregnable perch, Laughing.

>>977929
Very nice.

>>977927
its a pair of dividers and a marker pen.

>>977929
Thank you. It was delicious.

>>977903
Whizzing straight to heaven!

Holy snakes that pixxa was amazing. Only have 3/8 left.

>>977934
That'll do me for lunch, thanks.

>>977936
The bloke in blue suit in the back is ronery

Good night.

>>977938
Good night Pidge. xx

might have a go of the FPV kamikaze drone game, the one where you simulate droning white men in the ukraine meat grinder.

>>977929
Does my za look better?

>>977941
I don't like this sauce drizzling business on pizzas. I've been against it from the outset.

>>977940
And then it turns out you really were?

drank 4.5 litres of pale ale

>>977941
The green is a nice touch. I hope its got pineapple to offset the capsicum.

>>977938
Night fella.
Well toweled pidge.

>>977929
>>977941
I'm fine with both. Which has the more hot paprika tho?

Going to bed. Do it again tomorrow but with better weather.

Good Night to the Good NEETs.

Tomorrow I think i will talk to my sister who i haven’t spoken to properly in years and try to make some music or do other work.

>>977948
Night fella.

>>977949
That is a good idea. Do it.

I've got that shivery feeling from too much piss.

Raspberry jam might be good, but the fresh raspberries do not taste good. Horrible things. I will stick to the black and blue berries. Or the straw (though they are all sour usually unless you pick your own).

>>977941
Looks great neet

>>977952
I don't know what kind of raspberries you can get, but we have growing in bushes and they taste great. Perhaps they don't sell it ripe enough. This is a problem with fruit, their shelf life declining fast after a point.

>>977954
>Perhaps they don't sell it ripe enough
I think this is the issue. Ripe berries are prone to getting bruised and squashed in transit so they pick them when they are still hard and unripe.

>>977955
If they are frozen then that's another problem, you get a block of ice... They might be good for stuff, I dunno cooking, or shakes or whatever, but no good for eating em individually.

There are lots of posts
Yelled at the ethnic a lot

>>977569
>black oily shit on it and white powder
What are you doing with these spars?

>>977586
Smiley fritz and special ham

>>977597

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to request consideration for funded support with domestic assistance under the National Disability Insurance Scheme.

I am currently receiving the Disability Support Pension due to ongoing medical conditions that significantly affect my energy levels, motivation, and capacity to carry out daily living tasks. These conditions result in clinically recognised impairments related to executive functioning, task initiation, and sustained effort, which substantially limit my ability to maintain my living environment to a safe and hygienic standard.

As a result of these impairments, I experience persistent difficulty completing essential household tasks such as cleaning the bathroom, kitchen, and other shared living spaces. These tasks are not merely inconvenient for me; they are often overwhelming to the point that they remain undone for extended periods, which negatively impacts my physical health, mental wellbeing, and overall quality of life.

I have attempted to manage these responsibilities independently, however my functional limitations mean that these efforts are not sustainable or effective without support. Assistance with domestic cleaning would enable me to maintain a safe and sanitary home environment and would significantly reduce the stress and health risks associated with my current situation.

I am therefore requesting NDIS-funded domestic assistance support to help with regular household cleaning tasks. This support would directly address my disability-related functional limitations and assist me in maintaining an acceptable standard of daily living.

Thank you for considering my application. I am happy to provide any additional medical evidence or functional assessments required to support this request.

Yours sincerely,

MongNEET

>>977663
>not
You'll be back.

>>977957
>get drunk
>call ex
Classic.

>>977677
Youre a very lucky boy

>>977699
I came here in the middle of the day, and closed the tab
This was bad advice.
New Beau took the bait first time

>>977960
That's well written. Which LLM did that?

>>977711
>Of course you could make me a mod
The Tiffo overhaul has begun.

>>977720
>two volunteers now.
The fuck is going on?

>>977774
You better

>>977777
Wizzy

>>977882
Nice pelican

>>977886
*cracks knuckles*

>>977921
Was the guy the boyfriend to the lesbians?

>>977929
2 slices of the one on the right. Thanks

>>977949
>try to make some music
After years of not contacting her?
Thats pretty cool.

>>977962
I wasnt drunk. Am a bit now.

>>977965
Chatgpt i gave it good prompt

Caught up. Its 2:30.
Need to sign my dads dnr and advance directive in the morning.
Not tired.

>>977732
Ferrocerium rod. Size matters, get a big one.
Protip: get a lighter instead. Only a very few conditions where a ferro rod is more reliable than that.

>>977951
Goon tax!

>>977957
She didn't like the Aliexpress jewellery?

>>977960
>>977978
AI Sloppa Master

Jacques Pépin Foundation uploaded: I've shit my depends

>>977984
Language!

Me on the toilet rn

Spoiler.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5yateSU1ky4 [Embed]

Good Morning NEETs.
Might go for a drive today.

>>977991
GMN. Thank you.

why are the youtube thumbnails broken

>>977993
Monk is no longer here to maintain the plugin.

>>977994
monk was never good at IT why do you all keep pretending he was

>>977995
His push to production was only delayed because he was trapped in the lift.

>>977996
Morning Axelwound

>>977995
Show some respect, Monk was our very own Terry Davis

Weber told me he's the one that knocks, once.

Imagine being on the sex offenders register as a convicted pedophile, imagine telling cunts you identify as one.

I have to kill frigid whirlstorms to find Splorpy's effigy of Mithaniel.

Watching Odd Thomas today at 7pm AEDT.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>978005
that poster says THOODDMAS

Cabbage omelette for lunch today

>>978005
Finally HP.

Going on a firewood run, might stop at the milk bar and get a banana thickshake

>>978007
This doesnt sound very flash

>>978009
Those are some good ones.

I've got this girl's number yesterday and we arranged a date orally for this Wednesday. Is it okay to text her today?

>>978012
I am planning out the opening text messages. We spoke quite a bit in person but we have not texted. We set up a date and location for a date, but no time. Is it okay to just say:
For the [location] on Wednesday, I will find you out the front at [hour].
Does that work?

Should I be texting her outside of setting up the date?

>>978016
>For Wednesday at [Location], see you at [hour]
Not sure if it works, but it is much shorter. It also assumes there is mutual agreement.

>>978018
Doesn't mine assume mutual agreement also?
My current plan is to have a text saying Hey foid, it's NEET. Followed by:
For the [location] on Wednesday, I will find you out the front at [hour].
Is that enough?

>>978019
NEET I am sorry but I have no idea, we need someone like Cruisey, Weber, or Monk who understands these matters better than I.

I would ask AI Slop for advice.

>>978016
You can be a little more friendly about it, but yes, keep it to logistics.
If you say to much beforehand you run a good chance of turning her off you before the date.

>>978020
Yeah, I can't handle it. I've sent the texts. Fucking agony thinking about it. I am only going to let myself check my phone once an hour. I hope I don't come off as desperate. I really played it cool and slightly disinterested as I was after her friend.

>>978021
Okay, thanks. I will keep you updated o7

havig a bourbong adckoke

>>978025
Peaceful.

>>978025
nice
wanna tear up that waterway in the kayak with tiffo

>>978012
Give me her number and I will call her and arrange the date. I will also attend to keep the banter from getting awkward. I expect you to buy me dinner tho, and I gotta tell you I am always very hungry.

=WE ARE THE JOLLY BOATMEN==

FUCK I NURO POSTED RED TEXTT

The day is coming when robo girlfriends who instantly reply to texts with cheerful agreement is coming.

>>978012
>>977777
behold the power of boong wizzy

Might email the BO again later.

>>978025
Good spot.

>>978032
Wizzy is the source of all NEET hapiness.

>>978033
Rude Alan still hasn't responded to my email of May 16.

>>978036
I emailed Cruisey a picture of my arse back when we were on 8chan and he still hasn't replied.

the chooks next door are carrying on
must have laid eggs

I messaged her 90 minutes ago. No reply. Woe.
She did say she would be busy today so hopefully that is true.

>>978039
just forget it
if it happens it happens, if it doesn't you've learned something about whore women

What do John The Baptist, Alexander The Great, and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.

>>978041
kek

>>978038
Go and steal them.

There were 3 gigantic gecko things hiding under some cement thing I put on the lid of my kayak tub. They were aboud 6 or 7 inches long and quite chubby. Must be grazing in a good paddock.

Also Mother bat asked me a Harry Potter question from the crossword.

>>978045
You no doubt nailed it?