Bad thrad

Need me some of that abo prison pussy

I'm so horny and hungry. I need a burrito and pussy

This thread is off to an awful start.

>>983137
I haven't eaten anything today except two crumpets at 4.30am, and a packet of Arnotts raspbery shortcake biscuits at around 8am (after I shit myself).
Drinking 20 standos of cider atm and clicking refresh hoping for Nuro

>>983138
Bad thrad indeed

>>983139
>Drinking 20 standos
I think you need to cut down neet.

>>983141
got a bottle of wine if I want to make it 28 or 29
might go for a drive tonight to port gawler or something
only cruisey can stop me by parking the VIM Van across port wakefield road or something

2 out of 3 capthchaersrs are wrong
is the partittio n whre php is keeping state full or something

drank about 20 standards yesterday in about 6 hours

>>983144
u waz sad n sheeeit
me felt it

My Amaxon BMX pants are supposed to arrive today, but they still haven't hit the Adelaide depot yet at 14:17 PM in the afternoon.

crown hotel tryna callme

Done at the dentist. 249 in, 0 out. Cruisey-tier returns at that place. Longer post when I get home.

>>983149
>249 in, 0 out
It's all in the reflexes.

Motherbat told me to check out some Ultimate Classroom shit on TV that niecebot is invested in.
Have a look.
It's hosted by some neutered gook monkey named Eddie Woo or Wong or some shit and ol' dirty ass fingered in a nightclub Hex.
Big ol' advert for the ADF, with a bunch of fat brownoids in spotty suits dropping in.

>>983150
He didn't have a system.

I have forgotten what goon tastes like

>>983154
I'd post what it tastes like but the board is so unstable there's no point

The dentist said I might need to get my wisdom teeth out but they need more x-rays first. My teeth look so much cleaner. All the staining and shit is just gone. I am amazed. He asked me if I drank wine and I said no because I forgot that goon is wine. Oh well. I am glad it is done for now. Do you think I should worry about the wisdom teeth thing or is that a play to take more money?

>>983156
Are your wisdow teeth causing you any pain? If yes, I would and did.


Are they/ have they moved your teeth around (growing in a way that it causes your teeth to move)? If yes and you want to get braces to straighten them, yes.

>>983148
KEK

>>983156
Some people don’t need their wisdom teeth removed

>>983156
If they're not hurting you, I wouldn't bother. I never got mine removed or investigated.
Invest in an electric toothbrush if you're set on keeping your tooty pegs clean.

nigger

Thank you I will try to behave

>>983162
Unbanned?

>>983156
I got my wisdom teeth out and I dont regret it. I also spent about as much money as a primo used car on my teeth and now I look like Tom Cruise.

>>983164
(You) look good NEET.

amaxon prime parcel still isn't out for delivery at 17:26PM in the evening

>>983156
I hope the qt nurse rubbed her boobie against you.

>>983168
kek

>>983169
Looks like you're in for an all nighter.

>>983152
There is no way possible to raise a child without exposure to this communist propaganda intended to distort white culture. Even if you do manage to keep them deprogrammed, the peer pressure and social media will inevitably turn their impressionable minds against your efforts, aided by teenage rebeliousness. There is nothing more evil than misleading the young and naturally the leftist globohomo minded commie understands that kids are the ultimate lever of power.

>>983169
Hopefully Sir will power through and deliver.

>>983131
you can buy spacer rings in any length for all the stem diameters. As to preloading the headset bearings, just tighten it and rotate the steering until it feels right. No wiggle and no grindy feels. Reflectors are for high visibility faggots.

might swap the falcons over

>>983174
It won't arrive until tomorrow :(

jfc even when the site is "working" downloads are like 16kbps

>>983110
I hope not, that looks ugly as fugg.

>>983178
I am pretending it's a BBS

>>983178
Try .org.

>>983181
I am lol

>>983182
Get a better internet then.

>>983178
You need a bigger stick.

Might test the site.

>>983186
He burnt 2 kcal. He's getting there.

>>983124
yt-dlp works for me
I assume you tried update with -U.

>>983186
If you want to post a video you will need to upgrade to a 2000/500 plan.

>>983189
That's Hovelnet+ package.

>>983190
Can I bundle that with TiffNET?

>>983191
Let me redirect you to our co-worker, PajAI.

Will the NEET commune have these installed?

>>983191
Just be aware he uses all the available bandwidth downloading spar videos.

>>983193
Me on the left.

>>983148
Heh, bannrr wprthy

>>983188
yeah, it just gives me errors about no file formats being available

Iran bombed isreal. Several of their generals died and iran and pakistan hacked mossad

neets have you ever let your fitness run down by not doing anything for months then found yourself shockingly tired after only a little exercise?

>>983148
Kek

Had a crack at the pair of yap dogs that bark at me anytime I go into my yard, with the wrist rocket. I got a dirty little stone and pulled it way back while they were looking at me barking. I let it go and it skittered along the road and stopped in the grass just in front of them. They stopped barking and just about fell over each other hustling inside the old boomers house. Gonna take that as a big win, hope they take the hint because I cant hit nothing for shit with the slingshot.

>>983197
yt-dlp needs a JS runtime to solve JS challanges.
Perhaps that's the problem.

I should run a NEETdl server for youtube downloads.

>>983202
Sounds like the dogs won to me.

>>983202
well done neet.

Law & Order is starting, Cruisey

egg pie, corn jack, mersey valley and crackers for tea.

>>983203
ah yeah, turns out I have to use pipx install yt-dlp[default] to get javascript support, thanks for that

>>983206
Laura Norda

>>983209
Lord Nuro???

>>983210
Bator Nuro

might become a reddit bator

Good night.

>>983202
Whopper junior!

Might get a pidge burger for supper.

>>983211
Master Bator Nuro

>>983210
Coincidentally Law and Order was actually based on Nuros time in the new york police force.

would love to stay up all night on the internet and eat pizza like I used to when I was a high school dropout, but I'm too fucked up these days and need to sleep.

Forgot to eat again

>>983220
You need to set an alarm on your phone to remind yourself to eat something.

>>983220
self discipline comes easy for some NEETs.

George lazenby was a good Bond 007

Going to bed. Dont want to but I must stick to my schedule.
Good Night NEETs.

>>983214
Night fella.
Bad touch! Bad touch!

>>983224
Quite an eclectic Roman.
Night.

early

>>983226
Mord

BO, please check bans page. Does it ok?

>>983228
*Does it look ok?

It was falling out of me.

>>983230
And use respectful language when you don't speak.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/fury-as-man-filmed-kicking-staffy-in-the-head-at-bunnings-warehouse-car-park-in-adelaide/news-story/809598058dc8d6b3cf9096d259a061eb
😭

Pooing and shidding

https://www.news.com.au/finance/culture/inside-parliament/dont-panic-the-albanese-government-outlines-how-many-days-australia-has-before-it-runs-out-of-petrol/news-story/4e70d1a235eed0b252cb54027a16345c
Australia has 34 days worth of fuel reserves, but apparently some significant percentage of that is on ships coming here and could therefore be sunk or diverted.

Good Morning NEETs. Nightmares all night. Probably PTSD. Might make up some lentils for tea.

Eat some real food faggot

need to get dressed and go to shopmarket

>>983238
TwinkTok knows what is right for you

>>983232
😠😡

>>983235
GMN.

>>983237
kek

Starting to feel okay, it was probably the red pills because I am doing the secrets of the federal reserve again, this physical therapy I do every morning until lunch time is not a meme.

might chuck out the stale popcorn

got more viva
emergency over

Gonna go get petrol today, before the shortages.

>>983248
Smart. Motherbat agrees.

>>983235
>Nightmares all night
iktf neet, I never seem to sleep well

Might become a naval aviator like nuro

>>983228
Can you just ban every IP from every VPN? 4chan does it

need another 30 minutes sleep, but not tired enough to nap

>>983254
where to get the list of IP's?

>>983249
No one can stockpile petrol so I am not expecting rush shortages but the sellers will gouge customers because they have an excuse. Might buy a cheap LPG falcon tho.

>>983256
Cruisey has them written down in a notepad.

>>983257
>Might buy a cheap LPG falcon tho.
LPG pumps have almost all been removed from servos. That's why there is a glut of LPG conversions on carsales

>>983259
>LPG pumps have almost all been removed
but why?

Might start a youtube channel full of pillow fights from middle aged troons in dresses.

>>983259
too right. unless you lived close to one of the remaining ones then you'd be using fuel just to drive to the filling station. Those spare wheel shaped tanks wouldnt get you far. Gas is shit anyway, no power. Only good for shortages caused by jewish wars in the middle east.

>>983260
government removed incentives 10 years ago and people started moving to hybrid electrics

>>983263
one tank of petrol lasts me about a month, because I dont leave home for weeks on end.

Soon the boongs won't even be able to afford petrol to sniff.
There will be riots.
The Day of the Spear is coming.

I'm taking her to the Botanic Gardens today. What is the next stage of escalation? We've held hands, hugged, and now kissed. I don't want to get touchy with her.

>>983269
>What is the next stage of escalation?
Blocking the Strait of Hormuz

??

>>983269
>next stage of escalation
Stalking her to make sure she's not two timing you, I suppose.

>>983269
Most of us haven't had girlfriends, so we're of little use tot you. The ones that do tend to leave the board. You'll have to wait for Cruisey and 10K to log on.

>>983274
He should plant a tracking device on her.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2026-03-03/march-blood-moon-lunar-eclipse-australia/106375618
thinking about cruisey looking at the moon

>>983256
Start with 001, and work from there.

>>983267
Theres a black fella in Salisbury who rides an eeb with a bong in the centre cup holder. Saw him kicking a footy out the front of the salisbury libary this morning. Brazen cunts. His mate follows him on a push bike. Nuro and IGA tier.

>>983269
Let her touch you up. Anywhere she touches, you can. Just keep kissing and try to press up aginst her pussy. Hope you burn your knee.. and dont cum in your pants.

>>983277
Bet they're hoping he doesn't break his Bull Stick.

>>983278
He will have a whimsical look on his face.

>>983282
Theyre called pissle's, iirc.
Like the bone in a squid.

>>983285
>Mogging
Mocking?

>>983286
You kids and your internet rabble.
Thats probably what I meant. Just thought it was funny that they are sized like that.

>>983287
>rabble
babble?

>>983256
There are free and paid API.

This is free that you could use to create a know list of companies who offer their services as a proxy or VPN
https://ipinfo.io/lite

Then pull other feeds updated classified as a VPN or abusive like this random example
https://github.com/az0/vpn_ip
Or just use that.

It's not difficult and would integrate into existing feature on boards to block posters from VPNs / proxies.

It could be one python script that is scheduled to run everyday.

>>983270
kek

>>983290
This is useful but still requires shiban or odilli to implement it

>>983293
From memory there is already a board feature for each BO to restrict TOR posters and a seperate option for proxies. The implementation would be writing a script to get the data and schedule the task. The data returned is appended to the current IP list stopping proxy posters.

There is probably a VPN list generate each day by someone. So you could literally download it, compare current list and add new IPs that is scheduled to run once daily. I don't see that taking more than an hour.

>>983294
We need Monk.

>>983271
tactical golf clubs bag.

>>983294
I don't know of any option to restrict proxies but there is one for TOR. So again it looks like shiban or odilli would have to implement it

>>983294
>I don't see that taking more than an hour.
here's one I prepared earlier tier noob mogging

Might become erudite.

>>983280
dope cultists are fucking retarded. Their sense of humor is only funny to the actual individual. The dudeweedbro down the road threw his old sneakers over the power line a year ago and often puts up bizarre displays of junk in his front yard, just to be different, i suppose. Legalizing dope was a mistake, now these fuckwits think they are untouchable.

>>983280
>Nuro and IGA
Ausneet's cutest couple. Far better than webby/cruisey.

One of the stupid dogs that bark at me was barking from inside the house at me now. The boomer owner yells at it tho, i guess its too annoying when its not outside annoying some other cunt. I havent heard them all day and later I will go out and do a patrol and wait to see if they show their faces so I can supress them with indirect fire again.

My Amaxon pants arrived, a day late.
Chink cunt frisbeed them over the fence.
They fit and will serve their purpose.

>>983303
>serve their purpose
Did you optimise for covering up poo stains, urine or semen?

Had a 20 minute nap, feeling much more lively now

>>983304
Poo and blood stains.

anna's archive has changed top level domain AGAIN, ffs, I'm getting too old to remember all these changes.

>>983307
https://open-slum.pages.dev/

What books are you getting?

works: https://annas-archive.vg/

>>983308
90s rpg books from my childhood I couldn't afford then. Some faggot has put 'free palestine' in one of the filenames.

>>983309
You are getting free books, do you really want free palestine to sweeten the deal?

Slaves should be free
or
Slaves should be free

>>983299
Hey Erudite

>>983311
Kek

>>983244
This is a good song.
Might blast it on my mp3 player tomorrow when I'm practicing tailwhips and reverse custard spongebobs at the park

I like when I google something I just made up and the AI goes along with my insane bullshit.

might gas the car and buy cheexe

>>983317
mersey valley?

Would neets like to recommend any movie soundtracks/osts for concentration while programming?

Can't wait to see webby at the local skate park devastating the local punk skateboarders with his mad bike tricks.

>>983320
they're going to spill their spongebob custard everywhere

>>983319
I never could concentrate with music going, but The Social Network soundtrack is alright and has a bleep bloop theme in places.

might have lasagna for dindins

Asleep, awake, asleep, awake. Woe.

contentious opinion, based one of those little 2" blocks:
mersey valley isn't as good as cracker barrel black label

>>983324
pop some no-doz and do some exercise neet, you'll sleep better tonight

>>983175
forgot to say thank you to Nuro for responding
thank you, Nuro
I'll probably pull the shim above the reflector bracket and replace both with a single shim equal in thickness to the two of them
when I can be bothered
or I could keep the reflector and put a matching red one on the back and be nerdbob nerdpants

>>983326
one of, if not THE, best sleeps I ever had was after some fuckhead gym trainer ran me ragged as part of a free PT session when I got a gym membership
I was absolutely rooted and slept like a babby

he was floored when he asked how much water I drank each day and I said I usually had half a dozen pints of pale ale and a bottle of shiraz or cab sauv
wasn't even lying
there's water in beer and wine

you'd think that teach that at fitness bimbo tafe

>>983328
>slept
*pooed

>>983327
That poster wasnt Nuro, that was some other retard. Nuro would have just said to shorten the stem if the end cap sits above the handlebar clamp and you probably wont need a spacer, just take off the reflector mount thing and see if it goes back together without a stupid spacer ring. Always authenticate Nuro advice after you consult Nuro.

>>983331
if Motherbat is to be believed, I did tactical explosive shits as a babby, often recognising and targeting formal attire

>>983332
but the missle webm was SO nuro/raven

>>983334
The non-nuro retard just copied his style, its probably a Nuro repost if you check back a couple gens.

fuck
I'm just keeping the reflector until Nuro visits and fixes it himself
bikes become priceless when he does this btw

the dash cam in the car is too hot to touch and the glue is sagging. That cant be good for the CMOS. I want a demountable thing so I can hang it down out of the heat when its parked.

>>983337
you need a sunshade nigga

>>983335
Eventually we will all be nuro and the universe will be perfected.

>>983338
it doesnt get covered and the shade makes it into a solar oven and cooks it. Its a pretty cool camera and I want to protect it.
I want a toll tag holder and mod it somehow.

>>983340
external sunshade/blanket

After 3 months I finally got my tv up on the stand, almost dropped it twice, had to drag it up on the lounge and then drag it up onto a table so I could screw the mounts on and then drag it up to the back of the lounge where it's highest and then pick it up and slip the brackets over the stand. I'll connect it up tomorrow, it will be nice to finally use it.

>>983333
Thanks Webby

>>983339
All our based are become Nuro.

>>983295
👆💯

>>983343
TV saga.

>>983319
Dungeon synth

>>983348
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A

>>983319
Also KOAN and Maneesh de moor

Watching Oliver on NHK
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NPuNNX-rWqc [Embed]

This was quite tasty. The 400g is enough for 2 people with a garden salad or bread or chips. It comes in two bigger sizes still.

>>983290
>>983293
>>983294
>>983297
If you can write a module then we can add it.
Since InfinityNow (it's on gitgud, check the home page) is nodejs, make it nodejs, not bydlon.

>>983351
Ryan has own NHK show now?

>>983352
If there is 1kg size, that would be good for some our growing NEETs.

>>983353
Suggest getting a couple of people to skim the code before installing it.

>>983354
Seems like it. I hope he is living as his true self now while riding around Japan.

>>983355
I didn't check the sizes on the other two, but they seemed to scale. Might be 800g and 1.6kg for the big bois.

>>983356
@Monk too

>>983358
>1.6kg for the big bois
Perfect size for our executives.

>>983360
I was wrong.
It's 2.1KG!!!
https://sutcliffemeat.com.au/mamma-rosa-s-beef-lasagne-2-1kg.html

medium size is 750g

IGA has a 2.8kg version: https://www.igashop.com.au/product/mamma-rosas-kitchen-lasagne-20000004634
hopefully they've since standardised on a S-M-L

>>983353
Might attempt to vibe code something tomorrow

>>983364
Do it once.

>>983363
>hopefully they've since standardised on a S-M-L
They may have settled on 220/400/750/2800

>>983351
Can he reverse custard spongebob?

>>983365
What did shiban mean by this nuro?

>>983361
That's one big clogger.

>>983367
20 minutes in, no. I hope so.

>>983368
it felt like a threat

>>983368
Not sure. Good luck Monk.

>>983371
Cursed burrito threat?

>>983375
strange

>>983365
Can I have your email address?

>>983377
>TiNa
Titanium Sodium?

>>983379
TiNa spells it like this on TwinkTok
<Auto parts store. TiNa
@auto.parts.store.tina

>>983380
Imagine a 7.62x39 Soviet round fired from an SKS exploding through her head

>>983381
Ok, what should I imagine next?

I'm imagining a fat guy shitting his camo pants in the woods now.

And now I'm imagining him wanking off to boong porn.

>>983383
>>983384
Hot!

>>983383
>in the woods
*at the beach

>>983383
>pants
*shorts

>>983290
>to block posters from VPNs /
Goodbye NEETs

>>983388
Seeya

>>983377
>>983380
>Bossu, bossu, tassu me
Good performance, 2nd video is fun.
>in Want Da Export Global Auto Parts Business
>Toyota Mercedes BMW Hyundai Audi Land Rover Nissan Chinese brands
>TiNa etc

>>983388
Thanks Wizzy.

>>983378
I rather not.
There is endchan's email
Also you can make an gitdug account and create the project there if you wish.

Or just don't. It's possible that Tor on clearnet isn't reliably identified as Tor and it's abused somehow. And in that case the attacker just needs to cycle to different node. My tests were inconclusive in this question.

>>983393
Just one more feature for the script. There are lists updated daily for TOR exit nodes

Cruisey I want some pudding please

https://www.dan.me.uk/tornodes
Pull that and she'll be right.

>>983395
Cruisey I wanna eat some pudding.

All this talk about IT is giving me a headache

>>983398
Cruisey please give this woe'd neet some pudding

>>983398
Monk?!?

Cruisey I would like some pudding too please.

I did some more fiberglassing on the canoe and went up the bush after I knocked off for the day. I am not rushing things in either work area and just enjoying the work and how nice the forest is in the afternoon light. The neighbourhood is busy and the guy up the end of the road has a new foid who always tries to talk to me but I never reply. She is a busy body and is always in her cups when I see her. The chainsaw worked well with the 14 inch blade, good for setting logs in the ground like I did today. I practiced bucking logs like I read in the book, so the blade doesnt get stuck. Had the lentils for tea, having the last of the easter eggs mumsie gave me. Finished watching bond and enjoyed George Lazenby vs Blomfield. Stupid internet is spotty again. Might download more 007 I havent seen.

Cruiseys pud
Very good
Negroes eat it
In the hood

Chocolate mousse for me please, double serving, from that deli.

>>983402
>the guy up the end of the road has a new foid who always tries to talk to me but I never reply.
You should take her to the amphitheater

Good night.

>>983405
He would catch girl germs then

Garn bed neets. If anything exciting happens in the iran war, let us know.

Good Night NEETs. Goin hard to bed.

moon disappointing

>>983402
This day was a good day.

>>983405
Armpiteater.

>>983406
>>983408
>>983409
Night fellas.

>>983410
Yeah, Kiwifarms isn't that great.

>>983402
Sounds comfy

Eclipse looks cool

I had a nightmare dwayne johnson and vin diesel were fighting over who was going to rape me first and bruce willis was supposed to rescue me but he was too monged to know what was going on.

Suffering moonstone.

>>983414
>>983415
Classic Moonstroke symptoms

Can't sleep, woe

real nigga hours

Would the fellas watch Journey to the Center of the Earth?

>>983419
Sure, why not

>>983419
Cruisey and I would watch it.

He was not a happy chortler

Hoping to get my pen license this year

>>983423
🤞

>>983425
Very painful.

>>983426
women and niggers *eye roll*

ayo *smacks lips* a feather in your gat

>>983419
I would but I wouldn't share my popcorn or pixxa with the other NEETs.

>>983420
>>983421
Good.

>>983429
Sad state of things.

>>983430
make it for friday. Tel aviv gets stonked on saturday night

>>983431
No. It's Saturday.

went to coles
had a snot block for breakkayie
having an energy drink now

208 youtube subscriptions
3 new videos overnight
lazy

>>983432
ok saturday is fine its not like i have a date but put on this instead, and make it at 8pm because I like to have my bath at sunset.

I might regress to my teenage eating habits, when I bought a pie and 4 dim sims every day from the canteen for lunch.

Dole day! Straight to Temu!

>>983436
I used to lurk the takeaway and clean out the bain marie just before closing time for two dollars.

Might drop 2K on XMR

>>983437
Get yourself something nice. You deserve it.

>>983433
There is a new mongster. A green one.
I got some wings, fizzy and bread.
Ready for a goon.

>>983436
What order were they eaten?

>>983441
I'm hesitant to try new flavours. They're usually bad.
In addition to the lemonade mondster juice and snot block, I got kirks ginger beer, barramundi, mccain air fryer chips, don italian salami, cheese slices, tiger baguettes, and some foil trays

Wish someone would get me a pie and dim sims
Or this.. you might need to go through a few times, 10 wont be enough.

https://www.frugalfeeds.com.au/2026/kfc-1-wicked-wings-wednesday-returns-on-4-march-2026/

>>983443
The aussie lemonade is a new one, and thats nice.
I also got some fig yoghurt, silverside, shredded chook, rollmops, orange and passionfruit juice, el rustico chips (i think 80c per pack) and some monte carlos.

gotta get up and do stuff, but my get up and go abandoned me long ago. only a matter of time before i lose the energy to even fill out captchas, and that will be the end of low energy neet, doomed to slowly perish in his chair, watching other neet posts, unable to reply with any of his own, the horror

>>983446
Youre the kind of NEET that wont even rush the refresh.

New thai at ridley rd Weber. Size 6 little jungle girl.

I havent been, but looks ok.

>>983449
Do they have a website or something? How do you know?

>>983446
Sounds like a medically diagnosable condition, the kind that can attract NDIS funding, with the right classification. Lets see now, how about Amotivational Insipidus Minimus? That should start you off on your disability journey. My clinic has a team of NDIS social workers to find you a paid carer to do those inconvenient online activities you cant manage. Just download my app and fill in the questionaire and you are on your way to assisted freedom.

how did noot's botanic date go?

Ordered the Douk A5 Pro, bluetooth amp. Gonna also order some speaker wire like that other NEET forgot to do.

garn buy some oreos, would you neets like anything?

>>983457
Good looking metwurst. I trust you put some raw garlic on the sandwich?

>>983454
Thanks Dr Zogbot.

>>983457
Thank you.

Cruisey where are you taking us for the long weekend?

Are Cruisey and Weber getting tugged by the same gook ladies?
That seems vaguely incestuous or something.

>>983464
Cruisey gets the tugs, not me. I don't even know the place he is talking about.

>>983459
Please get some pudding for woe'd neet

>>983465
>Cruisey gets the tugs, not me
How did you both get exactly the same STDs then, if not from sharing the hands of the same gook tugladies?

>>983467
I don't have an STD??

>>983469
I dont think your supposed to do that with a skateboard anyway. What did she expect would happen other than bring the pain?

Would like to watch a movie but there aren't any good ones anymore.

I just go in and watch cruisey getting tugged off by the gook lady. It's the ultimate in safe sex. But she insists on charging me just as much.

>>983470
It's a bloody skateboard contest... there's no bitumen or concrete or ride-able surface anywhere, just the bar over some dirt

>>983473
>bloody
*bloody weird

>>983473
Its an extreme sport. Even AFL has a high chance of injury with lifelong debility. Motocross is almost guaranteed to fuck you up. The big brain move is to play non contact sports like cricket, although I know one cricket chad who got the Vaxx to play in the state league, so there is that.

>>983475
little known fact: Cruisey is going to SEA to be a competitive punter for Australia in the gook whore hopping champions league.

>>983475
There have been a couple of cricketers killed with a ball to the head/neck

>>983477
good way to go, says I.

>>983476
now stopping

Had a blast agter a week of nofap. It was about 3 times the size of my normal load. I feel like a burden was lifted

>>983479
Ticket cost?

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/mark-martinaj-dog-abuser-escapes-jail-sentence-after-appalling-vigilante-attacks/news-story/73ba126b5446870ab051df07fe43192b
what the fuck is wrong with magistrates?

Ate the entire packet of oreos. Feel sick now. Can't handle my oreos anymore. Next will have to stop at half a packet.

>>983482
Killing nuisance dogs on your property is lawful. They killed his chicken. How the fuck is bashing them with a pole different to shooting them with a gun? Especially SINCE GUNS ARE FUCKING BANNED.

Please god please iran level isreal to ash it would be so fucking funny

>>983485
The air strikes happened right after Iran burned that really quite elaborate effigy of Baal.

every three months there is a moon that only occurs once every 10,000 years

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SEZSESAnpCo [Embed]
Listening to this guy talk about his ev battery problems. He needs nuro's help.

>>983487
Seems legit

>>983489
Is this a picture from nuros' workshop?

>>983490
It is a cheap imitation of his glorious production facilities.

>>983482
JUST
Should have done the three S's, Shoot, Shovel and STFU.

>>983492
*Shit

I have decided to believe that Monk and Nuro are on a road trip around Australia having wacky and zany adventures and when they return they will write the NEET Musical about their trip and do an epic wheelie.

Fucked my obique muscles again, just by chopping an onion, I'm so unfit it's pathetic.

kirks ginger beer makes me feel like pooing

>>983468
I don't know, do you?

>>983498
I do not

>>983499
Yeah you do

>>983500
What one?

>>983501
All of them, you filthy whoremonger

BWS had to close again and fucked up my delivery again
Iran should nuke them too

fuck it. going out for bega cheexe.

imagine a suburb so bad the local hoodlums can force a shop to shutter up three times a week

That lasagna is on the way out

>>983506
Did you eat all 24 portions?

>>983505
BWS could easily solve this by not hiring women, empowering the men to use whatever force they deem necessary, and letting them know they have the company’s moral, monetary, and legal support if and when a thief or troublemaker’s skull gets cracked.

>>983508
You live in a fantasy world

If I owned a store there’d be a company bonus for successful takedowns and funny CCTV footage

>>983509
No, just a crazy upside down world, allowed to go to ruin by weak men.

>>983508
The origin story of dan and his iron bar

>>983506
Brown hands made it and is delivering it

>>983507
it was only a 2 serve 400g banger
decent size poo though

Nearly drunk but might check out that fishing club meeting tonight. If they can't handle me at my worst, etc, etc.

>>983450
E&b.
>>983457
Good meat ratio. Needs a sauce.
>>983467
He holds all the mongs hands when they cross the road
>>983472
You better wash your hands
>>983497
It gives me indigestion. The powder ginger sits at the bottom.
>>983504
I got told by a guy yesterday to download Yuki app. You scan the barcode of food to see what is in it. Lots of block cheese isnt real cheese. Blue Ribbon isnt ice cream, cant even call itself that on the packet.
>>983515
Go in the vette and leave a big skid on their driveway.

>>983516
four (4) (you)'s
blessed

>>983516
>Go in the vette and leave a big skid on their driveway.
Corvette Club AGM is tomorrow night. Going just to be a cunt toward Rude Alan and also hopefully vote some people I don't like off the committee.

Went outside to have post kfc slumber choof. Neighbour is still mowing the lawn, must have been 3 hrs ago sinse I went out before. What a slack, lazy cunt. Pull your finger out, get a move on mate.

>>983517
They were misplaced
That cant be right.
>>983518
Wear your banishing ring.

We should go with webby to the agm and act as a standover crew, threatening and intimdating people into voting our way

>>983520
>Wear your banishing ring
That's my gape. Thing just vanish up there.

>>983519
One of the old gumbys near Motherbat literally does the lawn on his hands and knees with scissors and tweezers.

>>983523
That guy is a jain. They arent allowed to kill bugs indiscriminately which is what lawn mowers do.

>>983524
No, he's a pain

>>983525
retard

>>983524
>They arent allowed to kill bugs indiscriminately which is what lawn mowers do.
kneeling on them is A-OK though

stressed. not going up the bush today. might go blackberrying after tea.

>>983476
>>983479
Good luck to him.

>>983526
You use this word far too indiscriminately.

>>983482
Poor doggos 😭