Flashy, high speed thread.

New thread.
Yummo

>>984160
Went to the tuggers for the first time.
Laughed the whole way through.

She said is your cock horny?
She called me super man like 5 times because I didn't cum the entire 30 minutes.
I told her to do it harder and she could only do it at my death grip strength for like 1 minute.
She said I have good cupboard near the end and translated it to character
Then she touched my belly and said you have tonnes.
Not even offended at the whole ordeal. it was funny.

>>984157
This isn’t fr*g enough

This is a truly awful thread and pepe.
Not even banter it's shit.

>>984157
Violation of board rules.
This isn't even remotely a legit PEPE.

>>984164
>>984167
>>984168
Someone make a real thread please

>>984164
>>984167
>>984168
>>984169
Have a sook

Might start doing opus dei corporal mortifications

>>984162
Beautiful.

Reposting moofie ad for shiban
Movie at 7pm AEDT!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Gonna throw something in.

>>984182
You would look very sexy with a cilice

>>984189
I should be able to attend.

12 mins fellas!

Startin! Come on fellas, get in here!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bill is best

>>984200
Motherbat and Sweetie are watching Outlander S01E01 via my laptop 🙄

Goon Evening Big Fellas.

Back home after having to duck out again to help a mate with with a snapped chain out. Niggga should not have even ben out in this wather. Anyhooos, traffic was aids in the way back, i wasnt even mad, had put a fat steak and fries in the oven before i left. Just chained smoked and listened to All Jizzeria and Alexander Emerick all the way home.

Showered, in the mood to get properly fucked up. NOt telling what i got in my kinder sooprize egg, just not doing it.

How the rest of you rain soaked

>>984209
*S08

>>984209
should have burned her the DVDs

>>984209
Watch it on your phone. I did that once.

>>984210
Based.

>>984210
Also just a little help please #Body_Odor

haven’t been here,
Haven’t been posting ,
scratching mug frog head at this one…

>>984210
tl;dr

>>984212
It only dropped overnight

Pillow status: folded
Good night neets

>>984215
lifted

>>984215
one of the mods is a dickhead

>>984218
Noight. Might snuggle with you later.

>>984210
Had a lovely afternoon fiberglassing, picking blackberrys and cutting spars. Beautiful weather, quiet, didnt see anyone. Having a nice dinner from the pantry. My refurbished hiby should come this week.

>>984222
You are living the dream!

>>984223
Just trying to keep busy to deal with the stress. The routine helps a lot.

Can hear fireworks going off again, thats two nights in a row, sounds like it's from the local UNE

>>984225
Probably just the local muslims celebrating another bomb hitting isreal

Outlander was shite
Gone bed

>>984227
Sleep tight.

>>984228
and don't let the boong bugs bite

>>984227
Outlander Raus

Thanks for coming, fellas! Good action packed movie, with some poor ass acting from actors who should have done better.

The other thread is missing the links to the new thread, this one is missing to the previous in the OP.

>>984231
stop complaining paprika tits

Feel inspired after the moovie. Might join downie force.

Good night.

>>984232
It's a simple task and you can't even do it right.

>>984234
Night fella.
Bigger pird has bigger egg.

Might become a dark elf. Or a scamp who acts the tomfoolery. But I'm leaning towards dark elf.

might go to bed. Sunday program tomorrow. Should be a sunny day. Good Night NEETs.

>>984236
The scamp that buys stuff in Caldera.

>>984237
Night fella.

Might do a rape tomorrow. GN

Asleep, awake, asleep, awake. Woe.
When will this end?

>>984240
Cruisey give this neet some chamomile please

ri

Ri

going back to sleep, woke up far too early like always

>>984249
gn

It was falling out of me and I was gassing myself choking.

Want Cruisey to sing Betty Davis Eyes to me

>>984254
Cruisey I also wanna hear you sing that song

I hope Shire wasn't disturbed by that incident where the riot squad was called at Kirrawee (real word)

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/riot-squad-called-after-500-people-gatecrash-16th-birthday-party-in-kirrawee/news-story/784047e4c606031dddc364c0e953e6b7

>>984257
I heard they ran a train on Cindy

Good Morning NEETs
Cloudy start to the morning

>>984260
GMN.

Did the mound flush yesterday?

>>984162
Hahahaha
Good stuff
Thats why they call it a punt, you never know.
Good job

>>984262
Yes

>>984254
I heard him singing Webby makes his brown eye poo once

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P0XeVwN_zO0 [Embed]

took sweaty for a big walk
a jogging girl smiled and waved on her way past

>>984264
What an honour for that NEET.

>>984268
>a jogging girl smiled and waved on her way past
Did you wink at her as she went past?

>>984270
little bit

>>984271
Hot!

Can imagine every few steps him doing a little shimmy with a skip in his step.

ri

>>984244
>>984245
>>984275
Spooky.

lol it's international women's day

>>984246
Good pepes

>>984278
unlike the OP

>>984210
Good morning, Nuro. Sunday morning.
What brand bike chain lube should I get?

>>984280
Thank you Trev.

Brake checking the bike copper

Might start having coco pops for breakfast.

>>984285
Do you have the armpit bowl?

Wonder if they have cocopops in hungary. Or even corn flakes. They probably give little kids paprika flavoured salami flakes with milk for breakfast.

>>984287
kek

another asthma attack
also got the chainsaw stuck in a branch above head height
branch is making cracking noises, so it'll drop out shortly

>>984289
Do you have enough medication for this one?

>>984290
took anothre couple of predos and a few toots of my inhalers

>>984291
>couple of predos
They can be a necessary evil. Effective but I hate the taper effects.

>>984291
And a flask of rum to steady your hand while operating the chainsaw?

>>984293
She wants me to go to the fish shop for lonch, so no rum yet.

>>984289
Did you do a shoddy job and tell your mum it'll fix itself eventually?

>>984295
no
i'll finish it tomorrow
wouldn't have to do if her lawn guy was in he least bit proactive

>>984296
My old man pays the islanders who knocked on his door five years ago to limb his ornamentals. They keep changing tho, the original entrepreneurs must pass the black book on, every time they go home in their endless cycle of deportation and illegal migration. My old man is very gullible and very stubborn at the same time.

>>984289
Read this before chainsaw felling your mums trees or dogging the branches.

Fucked the chinky this time. Still couldn't cum. just.
Do I need real love or some gay shit like that to cum?

>>984299
Superman, do you have a death grip when you wank? We need more info to perform a thorough and comprehensive review. A hard about it!

If I maintain a consistent speed and focus, it always happens for me. Even when I was stressed. Are you using enough lube? Do you have the right sensation? There are disposable wank eggs that can help too if it's either of those issues.

>>984299
I hope you got a refund neet.

The bath overflowed while I was looking at shitty memes on discord and the water went under my gun safe. I had to unbolt it from the floor and dry out the floor under it or it would have gotten rusty. FML I am a mong.

>>984302
A unique situation NEET.
Is the bath gun for sexual?

>>984302
>>984303
Or did it overflow from the bathroom?

>>984299
Its because you are fucking a bug without a soul and paying for the privileged. There is no dignity to this action, it escapes me why anyone would want to share this episode of self loathing.

>>984305
I enjoy reading it.

>>984304
across the kitchen into the pantry. The floor in this old house has a pronounced slope.

>>984307
Ah. That makes sense.
Many NEETs are having issues with gooks today.

>>984300
Thankyou for your kind interest dr zogbot. My dick is RIP. I can't touch my knob or it feels like i'm being electrocuted. either that or feel nothing at all on my knob. usually just wank by moving my foreskin up and down.
>>984301
nope. :(

oh yeah i tasted her pussy and it didn't taste like anything but when i got home i gagged thinking about it because a hair went in my mouth.
She made a point to show me all the condoms and said my dick wont fit in the chinese or indian or medium ones. I thought my dick was average.
>>984305
kek

>>984310
If you have some physical pain issue with your foreskin, see Dr Zogbot to get the right creams to resolve it. Probably also good to get checked after for STDs

>>984298
thanks

>>984302
we have more than one gun noot?

had chiggen schnitty pack for lonch
mother bat had crumbed buttterfish and a cone of chibs
got a few chibs left to have with my oven pie tonight

>>984314
No, this is just gun noot developing multiple personality disorder. Happens all the time.

>>984299
Get her to finger your bumhole.

>>984317
Cruisey is a bad influence.

>>984302
Just leave it. It'll be fine. Put a towel around the base.

>>984305
You enjoy reading it.

>>984309
Hehe

>>984310
>moving my foreskin up and down
>>984310
>tasted her pussy

Wat

>>984312
Youre supposed to be pretending youre fucking a cunt.
NEETs are so retarded they literally need wank classes. How do you fuck that up?

>>984318
I asked. She wouldn't do it.
>>984324
kek

>>984315
Mushroom gravy?

>>984319
He's a crumbed butterfish.

>>984316
Hope there's no mexican standoffs 9ver who left the water running.

>>984327
no just rich brown gravy
it's probably maggi catering bucket
JF&C are a good shop
clean and mong friendly and dine-in available

>>984326
Try a different one next time. The risky thrill of hunting them and getting through the door to see the menu is often the best bit. Get a 4 hand one one day.

>>984321
I took it off already its on its side and I cleaned the floor where it was.

>>984330
I need my chiggen shop mong friendly. Is there a ramp?

>>984332
I dont get how its so close to the bath.

>>984333
no, there's a step, but I'm sure one of the frenly staff or a passer by would help yeet a chair mong through the door

>>984325
What? I literally was fucking her.

>>984331
>four hands
Exciting times we live in. WW3 is starting and some neets just want to get their dick sucked and fucked with four hands

>>984315
nice.

>>984337
The NEETs are horny and stupid and will fall for the simplest tricks the ZOG has in store for them, when the war reaches our shores.

>>984339
The NEETs will be in bliss, we won't care what is happening or invading.

I think I broke my wrist.

>>984342
Get a bit too excited in the wank?

>>984343
stacked it transitioning from a reverse custard spongebob to a 540 chocolate paddington

>>984344
lmfao

>>984339
They should stick to wanking off to pol threads and strong white men like all superior moral people do.

>>984344
Should have stuck with the Meringues.

>>984346
What if they wank off strong white men?

Having a nap

>>984350
Wise neet. The possum who naps all day can be norty all night.

>>984346
Still upset huh?

>>984344
sounds like your custard tard debacle

Possum told me and cruisey a story by the bonfire about how he saw a UFO while he was raiding a bin while tiffin and nuro were making slurping noises from behind a bush once

>>984336
You rub your knob with one hand while strangling it with the other.
Sounds like a sperg petting a cat.

>>984337
Its what our boys are fighting and dying for.

>>984356
Its what our boys are fighting and dying for.

>>984344
Lol

>>984358
👆💯

Slipped in the kitchen and shit myself...

>>984361
Huge mound?

>>984362
I suffered a most alarming stirring of the bowels, yet Providence kept it contained between the lower cheeks.

>>984361
lmao

>>984363
Good hodl

>>984363
>Providence
My butt plug is also called that, what a coincidence.

>>984366
Big plug?

Where can you get a massive fudge sundae these days? Quite a few places used to have them when I was a kid.

>>984366
Faggots like you should be lynched

>>984369
Fudge sundaes have been replaced with fudge packers nowadays.

Someone needs some chicken tendies !

>>984372
Mong frenly tendies

>>984369
that food fashion passed with the end of traditional cuisine in the 00's. embrace modern corporate dining or learn to cook, goy.

found a loose nut on the steering rack assembly. upset. might have the whole thing replaced.

>>984375
<The goon deficient NEET tries to turn into Dan Murphy's but his steering wheel fails him
I would watch this 2 hour moofie.

Speed: Dan Murphy's

>>984370
It's not gay if the dildo you use to pleasure yourself with has a girl's name.

>>984380
👆💯

>>984376
DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY
The manual says the nut gets tightened to 68-92 NM but thats quite a lot for a elastic bushing.

>>984382
>quite a lot for a elastic bushing
All this tension is making me flush 😳

>>984380
Exactly. My dick and arse are straight so anything they like is straight.

Someone sent me a pic of their ding dong

>>984385
Exactly.

>>984387
Long one? Hard one? Foreskin status?

>>984389
Rice rorr

>>984387
Send back my pussy so wet and horny

>>984391
*bussy

>>984391
And then send them another message, with this picture attached.

>>984393
👆💯