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Funeral industry (death care) Anonymous 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No. 74765
There are so many ways a confused and lost consumer can be manipulated into spending more to "honor" or "dignify" their loved one.

Below I put a bunch of random things that highlight the dynamics, from not wanting you to brain a cheaper out-of-house casket because the body may fall out, to insisting you need something you technically don't need, to figuring out who your family is and what they do to figure out how much money have, to life insurance inflating costs, to advertising prices that do not include other standard fees

Not all funeral homes are like this, but a lot are. Read the rentry to see the whole thing.

https://rentry.co/nkwircpr

I condone any posts of offensiveness above and below this post lololol


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.74775 del
Its a scam that's effective because it pulls on heartstrings. When I die I'll be completely fine with a cheap wooden casket.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.74787 del
>>74775
At some point I plan to build my own casket and use some nice dark walnut varnish on the lumber to make it look vintage yet clean and shiny. It would probably cost me around $1,500 when it is all finished instead of me or my family having to dish out $5,000 on a cheap casket. My family does not like me talking about it though, it would take some time to get them to come to terms regarding emotions vs common sense practicality.



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