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/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia Thread #6 Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No. 12069
Mexican Bull edition

>Current and upcoming races
09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
22.05 - 25.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
23.05 - 25.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
26.05 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro
30.05 - 31.05 Tour of Estonia 2.1
31.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway Women 2.1 WE
04.06 - 08.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
05.06 - 08.06 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
06.06 - 08.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1 WE
07.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro WE
08.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro ME
08.06 - 15.06 Critérium du Dauphiné 2.UWT
09.06 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
09.06 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
12.06 - 15.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
13.06 Grosser Preis des Kantons Aargau 1.1
13.06 - 15.06 Tour Féminin International des Pyrénées 2.1 WE
14.06 Duracell Dwars door het Hageland 1.Pro
14.06 Elmos Dwars door het Hageland 1.1 WE
15.06 - 22.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
15.06 Elfstedenronde Brugge 1.1
18.06 - 21.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
18.06 - 22.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
21.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
22.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
22.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
24.06 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Last Thread:
>>10039


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.12070 del
ANYHOW
>>12066
I thought that tt wattlord was the belgian TARLING


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.12071 del
>Results already from the 8th of June
https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/marke/2025/result
They are getting ever so bolder with the lies


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.12072 del
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>>12071
>DECABOOTER Lance
>DECAESTECKER Korneel
>DECOTTIGNIES Jordy
>MISSEEUW Lowiek


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.12073 del
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>>12071
>>12072
fake race fake riders fake teams fake locations fake bikes fake everything
but for what reason? Who benefits?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.12074 del
why is Gaudu doing some mickey mouse race in Italy when there is a monument to be won in France today?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.12075 del
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do NOT fall for pcsbert's datamining tactics


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.12076 del
Never saw this imbalance graph. Pretty neat from intervals.icu


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.12077 del
>>12075
whats his endgame? Ciclismo-stat Technoking?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.12078 del
>>12077
juicing the palmares of young femmes in exchange for sexual favours. who will realize if a few WU results have some inconsistencies? no one will know. sick bastard.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.12079 del
>>12077
>whats his endgame


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.12080 del
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>PCS Free
>PCS Basic (with Ads)
>PCS Pro
>PCS Pro+
>PCS Premium
>PCS DeLuxe
>PCS Complete
>PCS Complete (with AI)


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.12081 del
>>12080
>PCS Complete (with AI)
does this AI hallucinate everything for your very own ciclismo reality? Your own races, riders, teams, countries


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.12083 del
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Committed a small paypiggery, new shoes that should be good both for platform pedals, gym, indoor and turf football, all other miscellaneous sporty uses.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.12084 del
>>12082
Damn the startlist is weak, who's even the favorite? Carboni?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.12085 del
>>12084
Bisiaux, jegat. It's hard to tell really but decathlon is drilling it


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.12086 del
Red vs blue
Good vs evil
Squeaker vs Squeaker


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.12087 del
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We live in the United States of America


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.12088 del
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American RAI shitting the bed


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.12089 del
>>12086
But fdj is team blue and arkea is team red. #cofidisismyteam is white and ag2r is brown.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.12090 del
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>>12082
>Il semblerait que vous soyez dans une zone ou nous n'avons pas les droits de diffusion (Republique Bertque)


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.12091 del
Remco really has become a melodramatic bitch on strava since his crash. Hard to respect him anymore


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.12092 del
LATEST MVDF NEWS (wielerflits gossip): he may or may not have broken his hand. DEVASTATING news for his upcoming golf and fortnite tournaments


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.12093 del
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>>12072
Hmm this seems to be the grandson of Tuur DECABOOTER. As everyone knows, RVV winner in 1960. Looks like we have a new De Lie here


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.12094 del
>>12092
They really need to put roubaix in october. The fat men have nothing to do after april


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.12095 del
Rodriguez goes solo. Bisiaux can't follow


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.12096 del
>>12094
The first week if the tour is almost tailor made for the spring kings this year after all the complaints


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.12097 del
>>12095
Another French FRAUD


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.12098 del
Look at all these useless squeakers in there. If you are French and you own a bike you are immediately in the WT


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.12099 del
>>12098
No respect for robeet


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.12100 del
The absolute state of tiz streams lately
Just turn off the lights already


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.12101 del
>>12098
That guy SUCKS


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.12102 del
Oh I quoted myself

>>12099
That guy SUCKS


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.12103 del
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>Aaaaaa, I suffer in Alpes-Maritimes!


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.12104 del
What the FUCK is miles


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.12105 del
>>12091
Any excerpts? Strava isn't loading for me right now


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.12106 del


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.12107 del
>>12104
>most lively american cyclismo crowd


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.12108 del
>>12095
cant even follow GOMEZ. this is your next french hope?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.12109 del
>>12108
I don't know who GOMEZ is but it sounds like a dopeur


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.12110 del
>>12108
>this is your next french hope?
are you confusing him with the real next French hope Seixas?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.12111 del
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heh I have to redact my doom posting, godlic will continue riding and attack brutally on the finestre
I never really doubted even a second


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.12112 del
>>12110
no, no. sexass is the next next french hope. sexass will ascend to true next french hope status this dauphine


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.12113 del
>>12111
ChatGPT is this post a perverse bookie psyop?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.12114 del
rodriguez upping his dope dosage so someone will give him the bag when arkea fold next year


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.12115 del
Widar looks like a hobbit


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.12116 del
finnbert surprising everybody at the passes


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.12117 del
jegat what a fraud. adjoosted


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.12118 del
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>>12080
>PCS Premium '; DROP TABLE *


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.12119 del
/cyc/ legend TERCERO has awoken


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.12120 del
>>12107
Why in hell it's in west virginia? They hate cyclists there.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.12121 del
>>12120
Uhm no don't make judgements about a place when you didn't even see it yourself


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.12122 del
>>12120
Because it's almost heaven


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.12123 del
>>12121
that VIP tent thing only works in Belgium


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.12124 del
>>12120
because cyclosport is dead here


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.12125 del
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look at my natty champs dawgggggg. five professionals! five! USAC deserves to be tarred and feathered. hope my boy kieran does well though


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.12126 del
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I want to see full on BETRAYAL this week. Ayuso attacking Del Toro. Loud squeaking in Mexican fistfights, dopage. The entire package.
It's the third week....we've been eagerly waiting for this. Surely we won't be left disappointed.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.12127 del
PARRA parranormal


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.12128 del
Cam on Hänninen. Scar sum fokin watts. It's your chance to find a new squeaker workd tour team.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.12129 del
The downfall of SOSA CUERVO is a mysterious one


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.12130 del
>>12129
final boss of sudakan pure climbers. a light breeze immediately whooshes him into the grupetto.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.12131 del
>>12105
>>12091
Fucking hell his strava is so fucking cringe


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.12132 del
christ wins


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.12133 del
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first big career win for RODRIGUEZ


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.12134 del
>>12131
sigma wattillionair grindset


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.12135 del
Humiliated...


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.12136 del
>>12135
Hänninenbros we were so close


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.12137 del
>>12131
>sudden religious turn
>hints of presumptious self-importance
>a massive fucking midwit
schizco arc incoming mashallah


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.12138 del
>>12137
what if its a kwak arc


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.12139 del
>>12138
both can be true innit


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.12140 del
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>>12139
well yes


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.12141 del
Grug broke his wrist lmao


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.12142 del
>>12141
how will this affect his appearance in the Critérium du Dauphiné


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.12143 del
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>1hr 10min at 400watts by Verona yesterday
dopage. at least i have (slightly) more respect for the sprinters getting dropped by him in albania.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.12144 del
>>12141
canyon's big bosses will make sure he never does mtb again if he misses the tour


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.12145 del
TORO DNF


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.12146 del
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>>12143
71 minutes at 5.8 w/kg (68 kg on pcs) does not really scratch my squeakage itch 2bh
number needs to go up up up


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.12147 del
>>12146
TDF winning w/kg a decade ago, nowadays it's barely WJ territory


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.12148 del
>>12143
god I wish that was me


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.12149 del
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>>12147
the 2010s were cyclings weakest decade and we know for a fact that Sky was doping with testosterone and such
the implications


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.12150 del
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>>12149
>derek gee could have won 5 tdf's


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.12151 del
old hag STEPHENS putting FRAUDKNER on the limit in burger championnats


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.12152 del
GREAT result for Cofidis in a field against Janneke and Mieke. 60 points. They have no chance against Picnic PostNL. Who would have thought the relegation battle would already have been over in May. Arkea and Cofidis OUT


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.12153 del
2.4 miles to go at the Women's Burger NC
I don't what that means, they could be racing for couple more hours now for all I know


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.12154 del
faulkner once again the queen of winning by just letting the other retards lose


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.12155 del
Faulkner wins


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.12156 del
>>12125
rooting for the moustache man


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.12157 del
>>12144
Maybe riding a trek and buying at lidl is the better choice


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.12158 del
>>12156
koers should suit him, should be able to drop him or beat him from a reduced group.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.12159 del
>

You heard it here first: Wout van Aert SMASHES both stage 18 AND 21 brining his wins up to three and putting the haters on notice that he’s still got it. Expect even more dominance in the TdF later on!


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.12160 del
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>>12159
how, will Mads DNS?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.12161 del
It's finally short sleeve weather Berts! Honestly the heat hit just right today on the commute


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.12162 del
>>12161
Meanwhile, torteen degrees predicted for my BIG ride tomorrow in the Erzgebirge
But at least some passos are on the menu


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.12163 del
>>12162
It's been a while since I've done proper passos. Probably will have to wait August


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.12164 del
>China’s first closed-loop spinal implant helps paraplegic stand and walk in two weeks
Rosenbert is so back


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.12165 del
>>12164
wouldn't that be lovely


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.12166 del
>>12164
could it increase my watts


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.12167 del
>>12166
Don't ask for too much


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.12168 del
>>12167
augment me


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.12169 del
>>12166
plenty of treatments for that already


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.12171 del
>>12170
little bit of road racing does that to you


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.12172 del
Roglic DNS when?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.12173 del
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>The year is 2025 AD. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely…


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.12174 del
>>12173
keep us posted on the race developments


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.12175 del
>>12161
Yeah, I went for a quick btfo from me mom's before it starts pouring today and got caught in a full blast shower from the sky, wetout.
I already can feel the sniffles coming, eyes warm, random muscles warm, back a little more sore from today's sesh.
It is not even age, this was always my greatest nemesis, sudden cool down.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.12176 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.12177 del
Steinhauser is in this Giro?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.12178 del
>>12177
loyal carapaz gregario


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.12179 del
>>12177
reminder that bookies had him as favorite for KOM jersey


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.12180 del
Even the american accent sounds inappropriate for ciclismo


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.12181 del
>>12180
it's true, it's embarrassing (except for my boy POWLESS)


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.12182 del
>>12177
Yes, I mentioned him once when he got dropped with all the shitters and squeakers. Ppattt


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.12183 del
>>12179
wielerflits had Poels


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.12184 del
>>12183
>>12179
didnt fortunato say in the media that he was going for KOM? are bettors illiterate?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.12185 del
>>12184
don't think so, ciccone did though


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.12186 del
ilegel


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.12187 del
>>12186
those wheels should be


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.12188 del
>>12184
I don't read I just goomble


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.12189 del
>>12186
is it though? Will they start enforcing these rules once again anytime soon? Been a while since someone got got for aero shenanigans


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No.12190 del
>>12189
bilbao got fined somewhat recently for it (again)


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.12191 del
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>>12187
irl tron wheels 🤮


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.12192 del
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Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.12193 del
>>12190
I remember they fucked Ganna in some february race in 2023 or 24 for exactly what that guy up there did but most of the time they just slip through
gotta love uci randomness arbitrariness. Thats a word


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:22 [Preview] No.12194 del
Q. SIMMONS and future tdf inner andrew joseph AUGUST bridged to the cabeza of literal whos, ef devo chasing furiously behind, assumably for team leader C. SIMMONS


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:22 [Preview] No.12195 del
>>12187
>>12191
I've been considering bright decals on my wheels but then it struck me as the kind of idea thats funny for like 3 days and then it gets old


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.12196 del
>>12194
Imagine if August wins


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.12197 del
>>12194
we need quinn in the stars and stripes, last year's quinn light was a disaster


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.12198 del
this coverage truly is terrible; no time gaps, only two motos and no overhead, and they cant even get the camera colour balance right. USAC delenda est


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.12199 del
>>12198
normal state of affair for NC's


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.12200 del
>>12198
German NC two years ago was even more of a shitfest. No time gaps, no distance left, commentators didn't know what was happening up front and at some point they just lost connection to the motos for 20 minutes or more and two runners (lennergy I think) just vanished from the front. They were dropped from the front but not in G2 and nowhere to be seen between G1 and G2. Eventually they just turned up again, what a joke


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.12201 del
>>12199
usually there's at least get a km to go ticker, even in poverty nation races. nothing here, just a timer


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:39 [Preview] No.12202 del
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grandpop simmons probably has a methuselah beard


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.12203 del
>>12202
is the other simmons also beard maxxing?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.12204 del
>>12203
no, but neither did quinn is his younger years. plenty of time to cultivate a mane


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.12205 del
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what's he planning


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.12206 del
>>12205
allah willing, a retirement party


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.12207 del
>>12205
what *isn't* he planning? actually competing in races thats what


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.12208 del
>>12205
When was the last time he shared his delusions about winning another Tour de France once he got his bike fit done? Feels like a long time ago now.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.12209 del
>>12206
not while the checks still clear


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.12210 del
>>12208
he got real quiet when his owner called him out in the media, radio silence ever since


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.12211 del
>clive's last race will most likely be finishing +100th at tour of guangxi.
grim


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.12212 del
>>12205
Tour de Czechie is awaiting.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.12213 del
>>12211
deserved I'd say


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:20 [Preview] No.12214 del
a runner goes solo


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.12215 del
>>12208
he's calmed down a bit, there's an interview from november where he says he'd like to be on the tour squad though but to help
after their owner called him one of the worst deals ever he kinda shut up


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.12216 del
any known riders in g1 except for beardo and AJ A.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.12217 del
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>>12216
sean CHRISTIAN, winner of GP NYC [memorial tibor del grosso], and sam BOARDMAN. no relation. CARPENTER is not a total fraud too but should still be cleaned by the big boys


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.12218 del
>>12217
>Carpenter, Christian
sweet baby jesus


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.12219 del
>>12217
hey I know that boardman fella from the volta


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.12220 del
How can USAC look at this sub Sudaca tier race and act like this is acceptable


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.12221 del
young henry NEFF surprising everyone, being the best of the rest and even hard pulling the group as the other shitters drop. some pcs snooping shows he is the former winner of the legendary TOUR DE DMZ in korea, even besting runners like BORREMANS and TARLING


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.12222 del
the bridge


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.12223 del
>>12219
Oh no... Not another one


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.12224 del
>>12223
hair havers feasting


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.12225 del
The European mind cannot comprehend such scenes


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.12226 del
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>>12225
one could almost be fooled that west virginia is a nice place to live


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.12227 del
Quinn "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" Simmons drops AJ "I can do 7 w/kg as long as no one is looking" August


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.12228 del
>>12227
i think asterix might've gone to early. still should have ~50km to go, surely the g2 at +1:00 will not sell this race THAT hard


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.12229 del
I know what the commentary reminds me of
Of the Zwift """"races"""" commentary


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.12230 del
>>12229
do you at least enjoy the authentique accents


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.12231 del
>>12230
i can't really tell american accents apart except for maybe south "buck breaking" one and californian


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.12232 del
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>>12228
>Rating the American conti peloton
I think he's probably fine unless he blows up. I know he missed some feed zones earlier so that may bite him in the ass


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.12233 del
>>12231
These are kind of flat Midwestern accents. I wish they had some real West Virginia mountain people.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU [Embed]


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.12234 del
>>12232
dos laps to go:
>Q. SIMMONS
>NEFF, KWABUST +0:20
>STITES, BOYLE +0:30
>grupo SCHMIDT +0:45
it may be over. main group is fighting for the minor places it seems.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.12235 del
>Watching what are supposed to be the best riders in American missing all their bottles in feed zone


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.12236 del
>>12233
Very peculiar


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.12237 del
holy g2 syndrome


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.12238 del
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.12239 del
AUGUST and SCHMIDT gigafrauds, didnt even make the second group. pathetically weak field today, USAC delenda est


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.12240 del
Random car on the course.

We are not a serious cycling nation.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.12241 del
>>12239
>AUGUST and SCHMIDT gigafrauds, didnt even make the second group
If they can't make group 2 in a field of amateurs then they might as well retire early. Chud Simmons should win this easily.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.12242 del
>>12241
AUGUST is not even in G3. I thought this guy was the next Merckx.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.12243 del
Country roads....take me home....


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.12244 del
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look at this impressive race schedule for the soon-to-be runner up of US mens elite nationals. surely an elite cycling nation like the USA would be able to attract its native superstars to national championships instead of u23's trying to get conti contracts


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.12245 del
WATCH OUT HE'S GOT A G-


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.12246 del
racism won today. here's jose been for analysis.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.12247 del
honestly a bit pathetic to sob in a corner by yourself


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.12248 del
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.12249 del
>>12247
who is this and why is he crying?


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.12250 del
>>12249
2nd place. this is by far his biggest result ever


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.12251 del
>>12247
honestly the most kino moment of this whole race. raw emotion


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.12252 del
>>12250
The kit confused me but Jayco sponsors the Hagens Berman team now. Guess it's instead of having their own development team.


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.12253 del
roglic currently depleting his blood bag reserve, peloton beware. when he said 'no risk no glory' the risk was WADA and the glory was higher haematocrit


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.12254 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/international-azerbaijan-tour/2025/startlist

Where is Team Universe. The Modesty Police in Iran is FINALLY going after you-know-who? About FUCKING time


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.12255 del
This is also a bit strange. Knowers recognize some BIG names here


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.12256 del
Oh and this shit is 2.1. Same as Tour de l'Ain, Poitou-Charentes, Occitanie and all that shit. Why is Cofidis not going here for a billion points. They can get 1-2-3-4-5-6 here
>inb4 they get dropped by Ali LABIB SHOTABAN


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.12257 del
>>12256
for me its SULAIMAN Sulaiman


Bert 05/26/2025 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.12258 del
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why does he look so forlorn


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.12259 del
I skipped charleston this year sorry for the lack of coverage


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.12260 del
>>12258
Because there's still so much work to be done.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.12261 del
Paix Grand Prix Jeseníky FEVER


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.12262 del
They're really gonna have the rog suffer for another week huh


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.12263 del
>>12262
He was put on this earth to suffer


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.12264 del


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.12265 del
Nice commute this morning


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.12266 del
>>12264
Wonder when did he do 520 for 10 minutes


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.12267 del
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BIG Ride time, will not see the stage, but it is going to be a slurper for sure, everyone scared of the days after and waiting for week 4


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.12268 del
>>12265
hors category


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.12269 del
Hard stage after rest day. Who has a bad day today? Rog doesn't count.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.12270 del
>>12269
Del Toro with the gigacrack


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.12271 del
>>12265
Yes well, I will have these random revelations about absolutely obvious stuff.
I think I was near 30 when it dawned on me that a main street named after a nearby town will be the street that leads towards that town.
I am now forgetting most of them because of huge auto-embarassement.

It dawned on me now that chevalier comes from cheval. And I know the word cheval since like 20 years. At least 10 since I learned cavallo.
And Polish kawaleria (general name for a horseback unit) derives from these, the same as kawaler, a member of kawaleria but also an unmarried man (me, and most of us but Norbert, Bertele, Suissebert, Patjebert, at least one of the Burgerberts).


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.12272 del
>>12270
he will be del torito by the end of the day mark my words


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.12273 del
>angry grug on tramadol
How many stages on this first week?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.12274 del
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surely no descents are neutralised


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.12275 del
>>12274
magnier and fretin laughing at moschetti and company rn


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.12276 del
Rogler will make a comeback today


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.12277 del
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Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.12278 del
jonas only earns 4.5mil per year?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.12279 del
>>12278
To be fair he's racing 3 weeks per year


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.12280 del
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>>12276
Yes, all part of the plan all along.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.12281 del
>>12265
I'm eternally jelly


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.12282 del
>>12278
outside Switerland that's considered above average


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.12283 del
chute tHymen


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.12284 del
>Mountain of Carbonare
don't mind if I do


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.12285 del
Its wet cold and wild. Will be carnage today me thinks.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.12286 del
tarling dood


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.12287 del
just tuned in. man that looks miserable. big movements in the classement tday


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.12288 del
Either it's giga carnage or they will all slurp because it's too hard and wait for tomorrow.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.12289 del
>>10062
releveant


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.12290 del
>>12288
I believe in our sudaca heroes. They'll fight against the slurp.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.12291 del
today will test just how strong mads' rain buff is


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.12292 del
someone cut jonas's phone lines i want to see this play out dont you DARE cancel this


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.12293 del
our local french commentator during a discussion about the most disappointing rider in the Giro: "I can't say I'm disappointed in Gaudu because I never exepected anything from him in the first place"


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.12294 del
>>12292
Jonas' wife is the real shot caller


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.12295 del
>>12288
it'll be slurp because le rain drain


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.12296 del
What is Van Aerts problem? He knows hes too heavy for these mountains right?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.12297 del
>>12296
Moet just niks mateke in uw luize zetel


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.12298 del


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.12299 del
>>12297
Hahaha ga eens wat presteren voor nen centen mateke


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.12300 del
>>12299
Betaal maar richard dikke loser


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.12301 del
had spaghetti (zonder carbonara) for lunch


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.12302 del
What's with the rapist style being a thing in the pedalton nowdays?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.12303 del
So why exactly is Poels not doing anything


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.12304 del
>>12303
#waariswout


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.12305 del
fortunato cleans this break right. maybe cepeda? gaudu and bilbao have looked washed


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.12306 del
>>12305
W*ut may have finally snapped and said FUCK IT and took as much dope as Landis on the rest day. He wins by 10 minutes with bloodshot eyes


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.12307 del
>>12306
mvdp sheds a single tear while watching from his hospital bed in haerentals


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.12308 del
Grandes out for revenge on behalf of gigi cicooner


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.12309 del
>>12307
Lol Mathieu is not watching this shit


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.12310 del
>>12309
he's watching fortnite streamers


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.12311 del
>>12302
every second freshman at my university looks like this


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.12312 del
incoming vinester DNF on the sketchy wet descent


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.12313 del
>>12312
he will fall and it will take down Roglic yet again


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.12314 del
>>12311
they lost the curls it’s indeed all this style now


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.12315 del
CHUTE
RIDER OVER THE EDGE
CHUUUUUUUUUUTE


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.12316 del
MASNADA DID A REMCO


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.12317 del
>>12315
epic slide action


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.12318 del
>>12316
or whoever it was


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.12319 del
we've heard of tv breakaways but what about tv chutes? surely a chute comicale attracts more attention to the sponsors then just another suicide break. we could have tv chute specialists, like pro wrestlers trying to chute in the most emphatic ways while not maintaining any [serious] injuries


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.12320 del
>>12318
MARTINELLI


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.12321 del
Let me try the flag again:
MARTINELLI e fuori strada


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.12322 del
Nice slurping going on


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.12323 del
Isanudda chute for tramadolman.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.12324 del
WOUT = GOUD


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.12325 del
These riders were involved in a crash
>Carapaz Richard (EF Education - EasyPost)
> Roglič Primož (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe)
so it happened AGAIN


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.12326 del
DNF ROGLIĆ

I REPEAT

DNF ROGLIĆ

THIS IS NOT A DRILL


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.12327 del
>roglic DNF


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.12328 del
ROGLIC DNF


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.12329 del
KWAB


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.12330 del
rogbros...


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.12331 del
it had to happen


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.12332 del
Bertacekbros...


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.12333 del
Just retire man
You had a good career, many wins and loved by many.
Just stop


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.12334 del
Kek the man has had enough.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.12335 del
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>1.97 km at 27.5% average gradient
chatGPT is this true


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.12336 del
KWAB


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.12337 del
>>12333
if pog and jonas definitively kill his remaining sliver of tdf hopes he probably parks it. as he should. he really does deserve a tdf [at least more then the teamsky frauds]


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.12338 del
>>12337
nobody deserves anything you lame geek


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.12339 del
>Roglič Primož (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) has 5 DNFs in 16 grand tour starts
they don't tell you that stat when you bet 5k on rog every time his odds look as juicy as the startlist looks weak


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.12340 del
>>12338
thats not what my mommy said to me


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.12341 del
>>12337
>muh macho balkanoid of many bonni’s
total teambaby known for farming vuelta’s agains enrico MAS


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.12342 del
>>12340
guess idiocy runs in you are family then


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.12343 del
>>12341
if clive gets four tdf's he should get at least one. as a treat


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.12344 del
don't tell bertaczek when he's back from his ride


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.12345 del
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lots of descending to go
how many runners will perish


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.12346 del
ayuso kek


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.12347 del
>>12346
Reminder that UAE caught Del Toro for Ayuso. Good tactics lol.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.12348 del
that's illegal mr achooso


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.12349 del
If Ayuso is gone I have nobody anymore


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.12350 del
>>12349
Don't worry, most of us have no one as well


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.12351 del
>Roglič Primož (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) has 5 DNFs in 16 grand tour starts


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.12352 del
jesus CHRIST


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.12353 del
>>12352
nothing to see here, just enjoy your ride


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.12354 del
>>12351
this fact has been thoroughly discussed
>>12352
slowly man slowly, sit down and breathe


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.12355 del
Simon Yates actually have a chance at winning this shit lol. Who saw that coming?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.12356 del
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i am


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.12357 del
This is going to be a time penalty isn't it


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.12358 del
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>>12356
can't wait for my own ride later


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.12359 del
astana helmets always look like they have a little laser on the front of them


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.12360 del
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Never mind these shitters. Look at who is already BACK


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.12361 del
>>12356
huh
thought you will have a BIG pulleywheel by now


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.12362 del
>>12360
zwift sponsorship coming in clutch


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.12363 del
I hate Jens Voigt


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.12364 del
>>12363
Still better than Bernie Eisel.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.12365 del
>>12363
still better the simon geschke


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.12366 del
Bernal caida


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.12367 del
Caduta di BERNAL


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.12368 del
chute bernal


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.12369 del
race of attrition, this


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.12370 del
I thought disc brakes was going to make it safer?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.12371 del
Back from running

>check PCS

>Roglic Chute

Bwahahahaha
Tramadol rider
Anyways, this is the final nail, he confirms he is not in contention for GT wins anymore.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.12372 del
wout losing a sprint to dries de bondt


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.12373 del
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>that'll be €50 (plus tip)


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.12374 del
>>12372
De Bondt isn’t an easy client ask Mathieu


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.12375 del
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>>12356
Brtek in the Moravian wastelands.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.12376 del
>>12375
ppattt. he rode to Deutschland.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.12377 del
>bora pulling
but why? Pellizari and DNF have to gain a lot of time to get one of them back into the top 10 as new Bora leaders.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.12378 del
>>12377
GC DENZ trust the plan


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.12379 del
>>12377
Less than 3 minutes for Pellizzari isn't that much


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.12380 del
>>12376
I've got a perfect barrier match in Moravia.
The view not so much but there are few shots with street view.
Let's see the Teutonic Tormentors side.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.12381 del
RB should check their cycling department, it's all going downhills.

Fucking KWABs.
If they cannot get Remco/Ayuso RB should just pull the plug in this project.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.12382 del
>>12381
Austrian Monster Energy Drink copy has patience and does such projects long term. but yeah, after this horrible first half of the season with only Catalyuna to show off, they need to go back to the drawing board.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.12383 del
>>12378
DASRITE


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.12384 del
so ineos can't do stupid sky era shit anymore without tardling?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.12385 del
Based MTB enjoyer


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.12386 del
>>12352
nothing to worry about, your BAIS breakaway points are secured.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.12387 del
>the shitty of atchooso
his leadership ambitions maybe over before they began
maybe he'd do better in a team like BORA


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.12388 del
According to Giada Borgato Jay Vine is back in the peloton after extensive slurping of the latter
Will we see some non consensual pulling finally?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.12389 del
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>>12376
I didn't pay attention, he did drive to Erzgebirge but not to Deutschland. Or at least the photo is from the Czech side.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.12390 del
Wait Tardling dnf?
Chute or just fraudulence?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.12391 del
>>12390
Chute


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.12392 del
>>12390
Chute and bonk into armco.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.12393 del
>>12388
why would they put el toro's bidon hauler on the front? the competitors they needed to chute have already retired, better to follow the wheel of someone whose line can be trusted


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.12394 del
another successful ride from GAUDU, fulfilling his duty as GERMANI's bottlebitch and then hard dropping. truly the activities of an elite GC contender


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.12395 del
WTF there is another santa barbara?!


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.12396 del
Achusoo sisters?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.12397 del
>>12395
monte velo


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.12398 del
>>12396
we are proud to help Del Toro win


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.12399 del
>>12396
Just man-marking Roglic, no worries


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.12400 del
ayuso getting dropped is the best possible scenario


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.12401 del
arensman and ayuso lachés


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.12402 del
guess who else got dropped?
Why its Thymen of course


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.12403 del
What a fraud


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.12404 del
Great. First GT where I have absolutely nobody in GC anymore


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.12405 del
Really proud of this one berts


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.12406 del
Risky veloteams feasting. Favorite pickers in shambles


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.12407 del
what's achooso's problem? why is he such a mentalet?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.12408 del
>majka asking EF to go faster


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.12409 del
>Achooso when he isn't riding against GC riders on their second GT of the year


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.12410 del
>>12405
lots of men died in this race and we only got to the first mountain stage today lol


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.12411 del
>>12405
Impressive, very nice


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.12412 del
>>12410
Finestre will be a slaughter. Whoever wins this race will win with a 5 minute gap.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.12413 del
there is still hope


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.12414 del
>>12409
>Ayuso when he rides against GC riders on their third GT of the year


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.12415 del
>>12405
this is not a veloteam this is a memorial to the fallen


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.12416 del
I've seen enough.
Storer wins the Giro today.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.12417 del
>>12405
Bravo bert


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.12418 del
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>Landa dood
>Rog dood
>Achooso dood
I am very FORTUNATO to have a plan D, hehe.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.12419 del
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>>12418
Hey, that's my team.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.12420 del
Wtf Stork not normal. So I have one rider who is good and that piece of shit Storer makes him slave


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.12421 del
(1.07 MB 1280x720 danish santa.png)


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.12422 del
>>12421
did you know Santa lives in Greenland (autonomous region of Denmark)


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.12423 del
What if Storer wins GC


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.12424 del
>3. Gr. Ayuso


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.12425 del
how the fuck is castro still there. pre-retirement announcement buff?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.12426 del
>>12423
Then I stop watching forever


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.12427 del
BERNAL LACHEE


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.12428 del
>claim to enjoy goombling
>just pick the favoirites every time
what's the actual point then


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.12429 del
bernal laché


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.12430 del
Kek well done Ineos


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.12431 del
Bernal LACHEE


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.12432 del
absolute slaughter


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.12433 del
please understand Juans knee is fucked


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.12434 del
Here me out: Simon wins


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.12435 del
Holy fuck del torro already looks dead, it's happening


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.12436 del
1. Del Toro
2. S. Yates
3. Gee

here's your Giro 2025 podium bro


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.12437 del
SHEIKH SMELLS BLOOD


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.12438 del
Pellizzari MAJESTIC


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.12439 del
>>12434
I'm starting to believe too bert
Allah ackbar


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.12440 del
storer this aint tour of the alps anymore buddy


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.12441 del
so what is he storing anyways ?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.12442 del
>>12436
waar el rato de montenegro he ???


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.12443 del
Pillow Bilbao


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.12444 del
>>12438
Would've podiumed if Roglic abandoned after hist first chute


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.12445 del
reminder that you should've bet on S. YATES while his odds were good because he has this grand tour in his pockets


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.12446 del
ayuso getting the slomo montage of death. its over


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.12447 del
>>12445
Tiberi wins, however


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.12448 del
>>12442
4. Tiberi
5. Carapaz
6. Caruso


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.12449 del
This is going to be another 2020.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.12450 del
>>12449
more established names this year tho


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.12451 del
>>12449
T succeeded by G


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.12452 del
God, can someone please deport all these muh gaza losers?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.12453 del
Bernal Diesel King


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.12454 del
bernal comeback


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.12455 del
majka with the fraud pace


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.12456 del
>>12452
Why they're based as fuck


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.12457 del
sheik yatesi gonna be the only runner from the old world in the top ten


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.12458 del
fraudu lost 7 minutes pretty quickly


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.12459 del
luv the il giro, me


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.12460 del
Is del toro allowed to attack


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.12461 del
waar is wout? isn't he supposed to help sheik?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.12462 del
>>12460
he should defend no?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.12463 del
Ok time to ride, I hope del toro puts 2 minutes on those frauds


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.12464 del
>>12461
Mot just niks


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.12465 del
(1.00 MB 1280x720 giro e.png)


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.12466 del
Oh yeah the E-Giro, exactly what I wanted to see. Except for one thing


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.12467 del
least suicidal swiss descent


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.12468 del
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there's wout


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.12469 del
break slurping, fortunato either going to look like a fool or a genius


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.12470 del
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primoz already crossed the finish line


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.12471 del
>>12460
Wouldn't make much sense for him to attack early, no? Makes more sense to ride defensively and maybe counter attack in the last few kilometers.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.12472 del
I have seen enough. Astana 1-2 today


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.12473 del
pello pilkwab really did peak for UAE tour huh


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.12474 del
Astana with two man should really be able to catch this velogames bait pick.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.12475 del
Italianbros our win is coming


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.12476 del
>>12475
consider lamereijze


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.12477 del
>>12476
I consider him dropped


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.12478 del
astana rhymes with festina. coincidence?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.12479 del
It's time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6T-6vxLXj9M [Embed]


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.12480 del
Will the RAT beat the Astanaboys


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.12481 del
(1.38 MB 1280x720 wout4.png)
wout finally dead and gone


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.12482 del
Dropped from group pink jersey are:

Yates Adam (UAE Team Emirates - XRG)
Poole Max (Team Picnic PostNL)


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.12483 del
ATTAQUE DE PELLIZZARI


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.12484 del
ATTAQUE DE SCARONI


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.12485 del
GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO GIULIO


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.12486 del
Storer more like SCORER


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.12487 del
who will sign Roglic for next year?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.12488 del
raid Astana now


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.12489 del
Pellizzari thermonucléaire


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.12490 del
The RAT got COOKED


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.12491 del
Italians are starting to talk slightly more and slightly louder.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.12492 del
>>12487
Nobody.
I imagine he is done. Atleast that's what his trainer was implying before the start of the season.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.12493 del
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Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.12494 del
lorenzo better not gift this win away. there are crucial velopoints at stake


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.12495 del
Fortunato pls.
Save my velodrama.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.12496 del
I hope vino decides to gift the stage to scaroni


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.12497 del
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Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.12498 del
Monte Baldo Bros...


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.12499 del
bernal dood rd 2


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.12500 del
YEIS ATTACK


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.12501 del
Holy shit Pellizzari is really not normal


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.12502 del
THE CALIPH GOES


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.12503 del
this yates attack is so low energy it rivals landismo


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.12504 del
>>12503
Hey atleast it looks fast because he's out of the saddle all the time.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.12505 del
>>12503
It lasted longer than 5 seconds so definitely not a Landa attaque


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.12506 del
cararat wins the Giro


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.12507 del
Del Toro finally smart.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.12508 del
now that's a proper attaque


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.12509 del
yates needs to read up the sudakan manual on how to rat a GT podium


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.12510 del
EL ratón thermonuculaire


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.12511 del
CARAPAZ ATTACCO MONSTRUOZO


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.12512 del
vamos richard VAMOS


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.12513 del
I KNEEL RITCHIE


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.12515 del
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>ayy Richie!


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.12516 del
paranormal


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.12517 del
kek GEE drops the maillot pink


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.12518 del
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>Gee will podium a grand tour


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.12519 del
Südamerika fick ja


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.12520 del
It's Del Torover


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.12521 del
MCNULTY from the top rope with a steel chair


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.12522 del
waar is UAE heh?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.12523 del
Hardman Montenegro all smiles


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.12524 del
>>12522
Suspicion of bad blood bag


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.12525 del
YEISH with some fake kung fu master shit.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.12526 del
Yeis with another low power attack lol


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.12527 del
the br*ts fear the mesoamerican bvlls


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.12528 del
no matches left in the UAE matchbox


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.12529 del
based el rato


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.12530 del
>Ayuso
<dead
>Del Toro
<struggling
>A. Yates
<long dropped
>S. Yates
<kinda wack
Carapaz may win this giro


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.12531 del
del stier laché


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.12532 del
ISAAC DEL TORO CRAQUE


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.12533 del
>>12530
Thanks Sean


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.12534 del
del toro is dead is gone
UAE in shambles


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.12535 del
UAE humiliated by Carapaz. You love to see it.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.12536 del
yup del toro dropped
Storer still strong


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.12537 del
>>12530
lets see what his mountain train looks like:
>STEINHAUSER
>DOULL
>CEPEDA the LESSER
if only UAE still had multiple GC runners


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.12538 del
heh...my boy toro saving matches...


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.12539 del
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where's the pineapple?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.12540 del
>>12537
UAE is over and del toro could even lose pink if he cracks some more


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.12541 del
>yates already 40s on del toro


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.12542 del
Atchooso will be smirking harder than gaudu in the bus tonite


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.12543 del
skjelmose seething somewhere in denmark thinking he could've won this


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.12544 del
>>12543
With the luck he has had this season he would have been one of the many DNFs guaranteed


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.12545 del
>>12543
Remco would have won


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.12546 del
Emu would have destroyed these frauds.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.12547 del
GRANDE


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.12548 del
cute grandes


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.12549 del
Italy 123
grandissimo


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.12550 del
>goomblers angry


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.12551 del
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY VELOPOINTS


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.12552 del
Holy shit Pellizzari dropped the rat


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.12553 del
grande podium!


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.12554 del
Del Toro keeps pink easily


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.12555 del
gee waow


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.12556 del
Bora better sign Pellizzari on a big fat salary before he goes to UAE. They got nothing else.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.12557 del
good stage
truly delivered


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.12558 del
Kirby and that other dude are absolutely retarded. Del Toro has like 40 seconds left


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.12559 del
>The last 1,2 for XDS Astana Team was 23 days ago in Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye - General classification.
kek


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.12560 del
>>12558
yeah no idea why they were hyping yates/carapaz in pink when yates was 1:20 behind toro and carapaz was 2:07


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.12561 del
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top 10


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.12562 del
>/grande/
/grande/
</grande/
/grande/
>/grande/
/grande/
</grande/
/grande/


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.12563 del
>>12560
He will have the pink in Roma


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.12564 del
remember to pay for PCS pro!


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.12565 del
Lame.
Should have been lucky Lorenzo.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.12566 del
huge smile for Astana DS


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.12567 del
>>12564
PCS and Firstcycling always down at the same time on big days.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.12568 del
Richie :)


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.12569 del
(517.84 KB 3782x1238 Scaroni Fortunator.jpg)


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.12570 del
Nice going there Arenshit


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.12571 del
Carapaz really cracked too in the end


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.12572 del
Mmmm anudda of my great adjustments this year, CARAPAZ out, LANDA in.
Oh well, most people are dead, congrats to the goomblers, I have already discussed this extensively meself. >>5073


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.12573 del
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GC


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.12574 del
>>12573
Another Carusa giro podium incoming.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.12575 del
(1.08 MB 1280x720 achooso.png)
(1.65 MB 1280x720 achooso2.png)
ayuso +14:47


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.12576 del
Pellizzari is strong as fuck


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.12577 del
>>12575
huh, thought he DNF'd


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.12578 del
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ynr Primoz Roglic


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.12579 del
when was the last GT stage this good? Granon? i feel im forgetting a stage between there


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.12580 del
>>12579
The gravel stage a week and a half ago


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.12581 del
>>12580
this was better though


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.12582 del
>>12573
we can easily take 31 seconds on stage 19 ratbros


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.12583 del
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nibbls


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.12584 del
>>12575
wonder if he'll run with his rat tail between his legs or if he'll do something for del toro


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.12585 del
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Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.12586 del
>>12581
Yeah, that's true. I've been pooping a lot on the route this year, but those two stages were probably better than the last three Giri combined


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.12587 del
>>12586
>those two stages were probably better than the last three Giri combined
Bora vs Ineos in 2022 was a good edition. 2023 was shit overall but the mountain ITT was a very good stage.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.12588 del
>Arensman outclimbed by Pidcock and Embret Svestad-Bårdseng


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.12589 del
>>12586
if it just a single stage highlight monte-lussari is probably up there. obviously that giro had so many stinkers but thats how it goes. if this third week is good this will be looked back on as an absolutely pristine giro. at least until the retroactive testing is done a decade later


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.12590 del
>>12587
2022 was "le waiting for the 3rd week" meme slurpage to the max. Only good stage was the Torino one. That edition was ultimately also the downfall of my boy Superman Lopez, which makes it even worse.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.12591 del
>>12588
he ate the kiwi


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.12592 del
>>12591
carapaz though. nothing but apples. thats what a true champion looks like


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.12593 del
>>12589
Depending on what happens these next few stages, this Giro could end up as the 2011 Tour. A dreadful first two weeks followed by pure kino in the last week that makes everyone forget how bad the first part of the race was. Although now that I think about it, the 2011 Tour was even worse than this Giro in the first two weeks.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.12594 del
>30th place FORMOLO: +1:00:58
proper stage


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.12595 del
tour sissies, how can we compete?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.12596 del
So did Ayuso gigacrack or he is just a rat which is written all over his physiognomy?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.12597 del
>>12596
A bit of this a bit of that


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.12598 del
lets hope they at least have the decency to keep it close until finestre


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.12599 del
>>12596
he would have betrayed Del Toro today if he had the legs, he definitely gigacracked


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.12600 del
Are you ready for Ayuso to go full Landis on Friday?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.12601 del
>>12598
who will pull the froome
who will pull the yates
who will be reichenbach


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.12602 del
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Alright, since the Giro has been decided I don't have to watch tomorrow. Going to visit the CINQUE TERRE.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.12603 del
>>12601
pelizzari
yates
vine


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.12604 del
>>12602
You can post photos then.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.12605 del
>>12588
Svestad-Bårdseng pickers feasting again


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.12606 del
>sheik or G. might win the giro


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.12607 del
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Where's the bert who tried to tell me that UAE had 5 riders who could win the Giro this year?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.12608 del
>>12604
Of course, attention payers remember my pictures from PORTOFINO from last time


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.12609 del
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>>12607
yes well they simply chose one real captain and let the others fall back to save some matches


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.12610 del
Richie needs to win this. Can't live in a world where "Derek Gee" is a GT winner


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.12611 del
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Just imagine how kino it would be if PELLIZZARI Giulio somehow manages to win this.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.12612 del
SEPP KUSS would win this il giro tbqh


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.12613 del
how far we've come from gee getting dropped in albania. looking like a match-saving masterclass


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.12614 del
>>12612
he's actually in this giro believe it or not


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.12615 del
>>12614
Know who else is in this Giro? Buitrago. It's true


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.12616 del
>>12615
riding under his caruso pseudonym


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.12619 del
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Results. >>12618


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.12620 del
>>12619
bertacek fifth on the stage, catapulting him from 57th to 53rd overall


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.12621 del
>>12619
>made a good gamble on the roglic chute
>ayuso also dies


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.12622 del
Looks like I missed a banger, but my gravel post work ride was a banger


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.12623 del
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the idea of riding such a stage like today and then having to get up tomorrow to do the mortirolo hurts my legs


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.12624 del
>>12614
no actually, that's vaczech
they do look alike Though


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.12625 del
if only they did mortirolo from the correct side tomorrow...


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.12626 del
>>12620
He will overtake me because he has Carapaz and I have nobody


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.12627 del
Seems like I missed one hell of a stage.
Was grande PELLIZZARI really the fastest from the GC group or did he go solo early? I need to find me a replay


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.12628 del
>>12627
he went early-ish in the final climb, Cararat joined him and then the young grande dropped him as well


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.12629 del
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a BIG ride indeed


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.12630 del
>>12629
almost hit 170 there big stallion, be careful


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.12631 del
>>12627
He went solo early, at one point the gap was more than one minute, then Carapaz went thermonuclear and managed to bridge across, but he paid for it in the end


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.12632 del
Piganzoli with a comfy 10th-20th place for the whole race.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.12633 del
>>12632
sovlful proconti performance


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.12634 del
if gee wins the giro I'm roping


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.12635 del
if toro wins the il giro I'm doping


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.12636 del
the S. YATES victory is a done deal


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.12637 del
>>12636
if that's true does it mean the spring classics were the pancakes after all, or is the il giro a Big pancake in front of the le tour


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.12638 del
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>>12637
Excellent question, if my ride this fine evening was 18 pancakes (zonder syrup) then the entire giro has to be a mountain of pancakes (with syrup)


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.12639 del
>>12636
the rat begs to differ


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.12640 del
>SIMON YATES highest stage finish: 5th
very possible he never finishes higher on a stage and manages to win GC given enough fraudulence. grim


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.12641 del
>>12640
impossible to win stages if you only ever attack by going 50w faster than before


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.12642 del
elite wouldn't have cracked like this


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.12643 del
>>12642
he would've won this giro were he here
they did him dirty


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.12644 del
Gaudu would have won


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.12645 del
Well today has been a very, very interesting day of racing. But it was a complete disaster for my Veloteam. So we have a very fine bottle to celebrate the beauty and the tragedy of ciclismo through our continued journey on /WORLD TOUR WINE/.

Today's selection is very interesting, one of the really unique bottles of the year that I would probably never buy aside from this little /WTW/ experiment. Amarone della Valpolicella is grown in the hills above Verona, just south of today's stage finish.

This wine has a very interesting background. This is a red blend of a couple obscure local grapes (80% Corvina Veronese, 20% Rondinella), but the uniqueness comes from the process. After picking, the grapes are left to dry in lofts for months where they lose at least 40% of their moisture, turning to soft raisins. These raisins are then vinified with a slow, cold fermentation for roughly two months. The wine is then aged in old French oak for at least two years (seven in this wine's case) before bottling.

BERTani Amarone della Valpolicella Classico 2012 ($160)

Decanted for three hours so far at tasting. This pours a light ruby/garnet, almost a middle-aged Pinot Noir appearance, but the viscosity is high with thick, long legs. The nose has been slowly blossoming and building since opening bottle. It was initially muted and flat - I was worried I caught bottle in a dumb phase. Now, there is incredible density of golden currant, fig, and molasses. It is such an onslaught of rich secondary sweet notes. The palate then lifts, with lovely acidity and ripe cherry wrapped around all those rich sweet raisinated flavors. The tannins are just pure chocolate (semi-sweet).

Wow, wow, wow. So interesting. It is not quite profound, but it is amazing. So complex, such depth. It is rich and lithe at the same time. Really a special bottle.

Cheers and RIP to my Veloteam.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.12646 del
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Are you ready for the attaque thermonucleaire de Pellizzari on the Mortirolo tomorrow? If only the Tour would be as fun as this year's Giro.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.12647 del
>>12645
what's the most expensive bottle you had?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.12648 del
>>12643
there’s only so many GT’s guess he’s promised Vuelta or he got all those week races as compensation


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.12649 del
>>12647
For /WTW/, I think I've had three bottles so far in ~$160 range (this, Castello Romitorio Brunello di Montalcino [Strade Bianche], Mas de Boislauzon Chateauneuf du Pape Tinot [Paris-Nice]).

Most expensive bottles I've ever had are probably $4-5k, but I don't buy anything that expensive myself, just taste from friends/at events.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.12650 del
primoz will strike back tomorrow


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.12651 del
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Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.12652 del
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Remember that ROGLIC usualy wins the next grand tour after he DNFs one


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.12653 del
>>12649
how did the four figure wines taste? anything remotely justifying the price tag? can't say i ever had a proper bank breaking wine


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.12654 del
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>>12652
Yes, can't wait to re-pick the trio AyuRogLander for Grande Vuelta.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.12655 del
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Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.12656 del
>>12645
hehe bertwine


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.12657 del
>>12655
bone breakage status?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.12658 del
>>12657
supposedly none
which is amazing after falling down a 15m ravine


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.12659 del
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>>12653
Nothing really justifies that price tag. Above a certain price point, you're just paying for how sought after the wine is (small production, hype, etc) rather than quality.

That being said, I have had some four-figure wines that were religious experiences and some four-figure wines that I was like "huh, that's it?".

The best wine is something high quality, served with the best food, with the best people around you, in the best place.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.12660 del
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>>12659
>The best wine is something high quality, served with the best food, with the best people around you, in the best place.
amen to that


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.12661 del
>>12652
Not sure if he can beat GUERIN and NYCH.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.12662 del
>>12659
I have the same feeling with whisky, I never bought a bottle more expensive than a hundred euro but I have had quite a few of those, the jump between 50 and a 100 can be barely noticeable.
I'd imagine it would be the same between a 100 and a 1000 eurobux.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.12663 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iIZV8Mm_6bc [Embed]


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.12664 del
>>12663
Way too expressive. Someone please give that man some tramadol


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.12665 del
>>12663
>memories i will never forget
he says knowing full well he can barely remember his own name through the tramadol haze


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.12666 del
Just watching the stage while enjoying my vin.

Jesus Christ, Carapaz is such a beast in the high mountains. Love watching that little dude grind his way up a steep mountain after a horrific stage.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.12667 del
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>>12619
>-6
Well it felt good to feel like I was a contender for once


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.12668 del
>>12666
surely he won't be cooked tomorrow right


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.12669 del
>>12664
last chute woke him up, he sees clearly now
the tour is his


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.12670 del
>>12668
is there anyone that didn't look extremely cooked today?


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.12671 del
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>>12668
I mean look at his TdF last year. He won a stage and then went into the break for next three days on horrific terrain.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.12672 del
>>12670
The G-Man


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.12673 del
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>>12671
I love week 3 carapaz, he's such a spirited fighter


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.12674 del
imagine a fourth week carapils
phwoooar


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.12675 del
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>Montenegro 1.66
>Yatesi 3.75
>Romero 6
>Gee 12
>Gomez 41
>Pellizzari 41
>Storer 67
>Caruso 67
>Yatesi 201
>Tiberi 201


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.12676 del
>>12673
>>12671
He's simply a very good rider. Besides when he gets fucked by a crash, he almost always gets either a decent GC result or stage wins in a GT.

I'd argue that he has the best race instincts out of all GT GC riders.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.12677 del
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It's a very respectable record


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.12678 del
>>12675
fucking caruso man, that dude is surprising in the passos again


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.12679 del
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derek gee strava file. fairly normale everything considered. no way he's 72kg as listed on PCS though


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.12680 del
>>12677
it's always fun too, even the giro he lost I really enjoyed the hindeley kamna duo cracking him


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.12681 del
>>12679
dude's been in the 60's since that first geero


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.12682 del
>>12676
He’s just so fresh in high mountains


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.12683 del
>>12676
>I'd argue that he has the best race instincts out of all GT GC riders.
I feel like we've seen him blow up many times after making an attack. He's an aggressive rider. Sometimes it works out sometimes it doesn't.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.12684 del
>>12680
Ineos fumbled it hard that day rode too hard cara wasn’t feeling it


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.12685 del
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>>12679
>fairly normale everything considered
>406 W for 45 minutes
>After 190km
>Mostly in the rain
>In the third week of a Grand Tour
I literally cannot think of any athletes in the world tougher than WT GC riders


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.12686 del
>>12683
I feel like he rides like Zwift bullies. Make a decisive attack after others have put a few shots in, trust in G2 syndrome.


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.12687 del
>>12685
it doesn't scratch that squeaker itch thus its normal


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.12688 del
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>>12663
>Der Collector
sounds familiar...


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.12689 del
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This might actually be the first Giro in centuries that won't get a single stage Jonas'd


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.12690 del
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>>12689
still have plenty of mountain terrain to cover

let's just all relax


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.12691 del
i just wish ciccone was here :(


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Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.12693 del
people are already forgetting this is a papal giro. here's the relevant information:
>CARAPAZ: catholic
>DEL TORO: catholic
>CARUSO: catholic
>GEE: anglican
>PELIZZARI: catholic
>YATES: sunni muslim
its obvious who are pre-ordained to fall. adjust accordingly


Bert 05/27/2025 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.12695 del
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Stage 3 of Tour of Iran (Azarbaijan) ends in Benis


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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.12697 del
>>12695
>ARAS free zone
makes it sound like some sort of post apocalyptic enclave. runners better make sure to bring their bulletproof gilets


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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.12700 del
Honestly we haven't laugh enough at pidcock


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.12701 del
>>12689
a stage got neutralized and gc time removed that counts no?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.12702 del
Speaking of shitcock

>Although things have calmed down as the weeks have gone by, Pidcock's latest statements to Marca may stir up the henhouse once again. The Q36.5 star has left his participation in the Vuelta a España very much in doubt: "I don't think I am. The idea was to come to the Giro, prepare for the Ardennes and extend the season a bit longer. I feel tired because I've been racing since January," Tom Pidcock confesses. This could potentially lead to a large amount of criticism if it comes to be by the time we reach August.

Kern pharma died for this cunt


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.12703 del
>>12702
>messing up with aso
Shoudlnt come out surprising but this is not a very smart move. Dude handled his career pretty badly overall. Got lucky covid gifted him one extra Olympic but that's it


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.12704 del
>>12703
funny thing is de la cruz will probably do better in GC than him


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.12706 del
>>12702
>The idea was to come to the Giro, prepare for the Ardennes and extend the season a bit longer
Was this translated poorly or something because it makes no sense to me. Either way he can't seriously say he will end his road season on the 1st of June lol what does he think he's getting paid for?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.12707 del
>>12706
it's an english article but they must have jumbled the words
should be prepare for the ardennes > go to the giro and extend the season


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.12708 del
his seethe brings fun to cycling but I have to admit he is forcing this shit way too much at this point


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.12709 del
>>12708
I'm getting remco fatigue at that point.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.12710 del
Axs battery died in the middle of bumfuck nowhere after 3h of gravel riding. I limped 5km to a nearby village and am now sitting in a cafe waiting for a taxi. Too bad the battery died when I had 42-36, no chance to ride 40km home with that granny gear lol.
Next time I'll surely bring a spare battery just in case.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.12711 del
>>12708
imo it’s funny he’s a clown


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.12712 del
>>12710
At least when your cable breaks it goes to the 11. Had a couple of fixi rides to go back home. Not the funniest but doable


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.12713 del
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>suffering in Italy
There are a lot of Am*ricans here though, that kind of sucks


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.12714 del
>>12713
is that Moneglia? all the places look samey tbf prefer those coastal towns over cinque because americans colonize cinque


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.12715 del
>>12714
Monterosso. Why didn't you tell me about the Am*ricans here


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.12716 del
>>12713
taking photos in portofino is verboten. that's a 500€ fine.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.12717 del
>>12715
Yeah that place is a tourist hellhole go north everything starting from Framura and upwards is safe from americans and doesn’t charge 15 euros for a piece of bread


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.12718 del
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>>12716
I don't think that is true


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.12719 del
>>12713
So many humans, yuck.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.12720 del
>>12717
Hmm for next time. Anyway, going to w*lk to the next town, surely the Am*ricans are too lazy and fat to be on the trails


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.12721 del
>>12718
>Tourists can now be fined for “lingering” to take selfies while visiting Portofino, Italy. The new €275 fine is being implemented across two Instagram-famous areas within the popular Italian fishing village, which are now marked as red zones or “no waiting” areas.
also G*rman tourists were fined for making coffee on the Rialto bridge. sitting and eating on the Spanish stairs in Rome is verboten as well, but the last time I was there no police (they are all at the trevi fountain, making sure nobody swims in there) was around while tourists were enjoying a gelato there.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.12722 del
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>>12719
It is not my normal type of holiday, usually I like to go the desert in Turkmenistan or Mongolia and be basically alone. But for a change it is quite nice. I have a lot of train moneys now too so whatever, I'll pay 10 eurodollars for your focaccia


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.12723 del
>>12721
Hmm I did a lot of lingering in Portofino but that was in 2023. I didn't get fined or shot or anything I think


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.12724 del
>>12723
yet, I heard they're sending some italian drivers in your direction right now


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.12725 del
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>>12722
It is good sometimes to be in society, especially if you don't care too much.
I haven't been on any true vacation trips since my teens, I was pondering the most plebean, almost vile, all-inclusive vaycay in some hotel where I would be just searing in sun and then temper in the pool.
Some walkarounds through whatever town I am at in between.

I hope the focaccia and whatever else is good at least and they're not charging the tourist tax for food truck level of slop.
I remember being disappointed as a teenager with pizza in Riccione.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.12726 del
>>12720
lol fat americans die on those trails it’s full of warning signs and shit safest hike you’ll ever do


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.12727 del
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>>12725
> I was pondering the most plebean, almost vile, all-inclusive vaycay in some hotel where I would be just searing in sun and then temper in the pool.

I used to do this a lot in september, book some last minute super cheap all in for the next week and go do nothing after a long summer of wage slaving. No planning etc.
Now I have more free time in the summer do plan actual interesting trips but those were some good resets


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.12728 del
>De Lie sick DNS bouclez de la mayenne
<KWAB


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.12729 del
>>12728
might be over for him career wise


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.12730 del
>>12729
For sure he has to keep working for a few years before having enough money to retire


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.12731 del
>>12730
he'll just work on the farm


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.12732 del
>>12728
walloon bull? More like walloon ox at this point ...


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.12733 del
bigcock in the break


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.12734 del
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>>12733
But he said he's going for the gc!


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.12735 del
Arensshitter going for the getting back into the gc break


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.12736 del
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Today is the day Roglic's comeback starts


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.12737 del
>>12735
thought he was team backpain


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.12738 del
ayuso defintely not working for del toro today


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.12739 del
BETRAYAL


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.12740 del
Almeida wouldn't have been betrayed


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.12741 del
>>12740
almeida would be dropped one


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.12742 del
>>12726
It was a bit tougher than I expected to Vernazza, the path goes up and down and stuff. Wtf is this, we don't have that SHIT at home. I saw a lot of Am*ricans in the beginning, but halfway nobody anymore. They must have all died or turned back. I saw a guy with some pregnant chick and two small children. They were already completely FUCKED and going at snail's pace. This was about 20 minutes in. If those idiots didn't turn around I am 100% sure they are already dead.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.12743 del
>>12741
Almeida would not get dropped!


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.12744 del
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Del Toro burning matches


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.12745 del
>>12744
UAE is doing a Free for All deathmatch


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.12746 del
>>12745
How i change my flag on this strange board?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.12747 del
>>12740
forgetting the gravel stage where he betrayed Evenepoel?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.12748 del
>>12745
I love it
>>12746
Best to accept it


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.12749 del
PCS down again, thanks for paying pigs


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.12750 del
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>>12746
select one on the post form at the very top of the page


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.12751 del
>>12747
betraying =/= getting betrayed!


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.12752 del
>>12750
you only need to do that once per thread*


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.12753 del
Let's see if this once per thread is actually true


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.12754 del
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>>12751
hm yes, quite


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.12755 del
>>12750
Thanks, why isnt NL in the options? I wish to squeek to the manager


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.12756 del
>>12753
if your IP changes it will reset


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.12757 del
>>12739
Ayuso is allergic to helping his teammates. A big mistake signing for the team with the largest budget if he wanted to be captain for every race.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.12758 del
>>12755
I don't know
I don't know why autismbert has NL on mobile either


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.12759 del
Why is Qutie365 rider riding on the Foil on this stage instead of the Addict? Is aero frame really not some marketing scam?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.12760 del
Eulálio surprises in the passes today


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.12761 del
>>12759
frame aero isn't marketing
the finish is flat and downhill and that bike is not heavy for an aero frame. That being said it probably doesn't matter either way


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.12762 del
>polti pulling in the pedalton
huh?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.12763 del
>>12762
kirby says it's punishment for not getting into the break


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.12764 del
tiz completely shitting the bed and one of their jannies ain't taking it well


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.12766 del
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>every day I'm exploring myself
tom please


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.12767 del
Pluimers did fuck all this giro lmao


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.12768 del
I've seen enough: Brandon McNulty will win the Giro.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.12769 del
Povidla but a satellite


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.12770 del
Some kino scenery


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.12771 del
expecting sulfur on the mort


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.12772 del
>>12771
slupring*


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.12773 del
>>12753
>>12772
Meh, doesn't work


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.12774 del
surely kino happenings await us on the next passo


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.12775 del
why has bilbao been such a fraud this geero? he was good in early season and usually consistent


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.12776 del
>>12775
old and busted


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.12777 del
>>12773
well my flag always stays as the selected one but I'm on pc with static ip, maybe if you're on mobile its a different


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.12778 del
>>12776
>he's 35
waow. the more you know


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.12779 del
JAY VINE ABANDON


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.12780 del
A dark day for men worldwide


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.12781 del
did he chute (again)? just had enough?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.12782 del
>>12781
supposedly he was somewhat sick for a couple days already


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.12783 del
>>12782
gaudu has been sick and yet he's still at the Giro.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.12784 del
Limburg Cycling Chrono Trofee Yes Well sees crowd favourite DE COCK finish on the podium


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.12785 del
>probability of 1/3 that jay vine will abondon a stage race


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.12786 del
>>12783
gaudu has been sick for 3 years


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.12787 del
>>12783
gaudu hasn't been healthy in years


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.12788 del
>>12785
Jay VINE is the next ROGLIC
The rapes are just a bonus


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.12789 del
time to climb


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.12790 del
MCNULTY only loyal gregario


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.12791 del
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>>12784
terrifying


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.12792 del
yellow bots, roll out


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.12793 del
But where is Ayuso's abandon? Is he just targetting the Finestre stage from the break to gloat about how he won the queen stage?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.12794 del
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time to watch them climbing up the Motorola
>wout


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.12795 del
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what's tHymen's problem?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.12796 del
>Polti pulling on the Mortirolo
I've now seen it all


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.12797 del
lmao are they killing piganzoli's GC to punish them for not making the break? sanest proconti italian DS


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.12798 del
>>12793
Now that would be very good for us poor velogamers


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.12799 del
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>


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.12800 del
>cat killer


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.12801 del
>polti cracking tiberi


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.12802 del
Another Astana 1-2 today.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.12803 del
showing us the rampas that could've been...


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.12804 del
>>12803
Kek, pretty sure I spent some time on google maps there because bertollo (may his soul rest in peace) sold us this as a possibility


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.12805 del
speaking of Tiberi. a cyclist died the other day after a collision with a cat. the cat died as well.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.12806 del
tiberi dropped by soft pacing


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.12807 del
>>12793
I guess that's the hope that keeps him going. But can he really do it? I think not.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.12808 del
>tiberi being paced by MIHOLJEVIC
kek ubercracked


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.12809 del
monkeys doing monkeys things


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.12810 del
were polti pacing because mcnuggets is in the break? only rational reason they would've


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.12811 del
has been the giro of chutes and ubercracks really


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.12812 del
dnf goes


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.12813 del
POVIDLA GOES SOLO


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.12814 del
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poop


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.12815 del
absolute slurper by the gc boys, they can't even get closer to the break


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.12816 del
>italian timing


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.12817 del
>>12815
This is what happens with 2 mountain days in a row. One is usually a slurper.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.12818 del
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>bardet fans
cute


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.12819 del
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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.12820 del
this is good for del toro, jumbo should attack


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.12821 del
don't know what the plan of jumbo is here. sheik could have attacked.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.12822 del
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>16%


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.12823 del
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>bald
yup, that's bertaczek


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.12824 del
ATTAQUE BARDET

EULÁLIO PAS NORMAL


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.12825 del
eulalio pas normale


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.12826 del
eulalio showing that volta power


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.12827 del
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del toro and bernal at the back


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.12828 del
YATES AND DEL TORO BEHIND


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.12829 del
I like Pellizzari
imagine if bora rode for him after rogs 2nd crash


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.12830 del
>alfonzo oolow


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.12831 del
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What an action filled le Giro
Tour could never


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.12832 del
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attaque cararat


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.12833 del
Ratto GOES


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.12834 del
RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE RICHIE


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.12835 del
didn't expect Carapaz action again already today


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.12836 del
Rato bros we feast


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.12837 del
cararat runner of the year so far


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.12838 del
oh no no no del toro bros we lose pink for good today


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.12839 del
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>>12831
I didn't understand why you squeaked yesterday. this giro delivered so far. makes me forget the 2020 and 2024 Giro even existed.
tour is going to be jonas vs pogi slurp fest


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.12840 del
It's nothing


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.12841 del
>>12839
I did? This is the best Giro in ages


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.12842 del
the cat 3 will produce bigger differences


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.12843 del
>>12841
that wasn't you saying this semenslurping sport isn't for you on 4/cyc/ yesterday?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.12844 del
methinks richie should park it


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.12845 del
>>12843
That was for other reasons


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.12846 del
>>12839
you did forget the 2023 snorefest


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.12847 del
>>12846
they saved their matches for week 4 in 2023.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.12848 del
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free gaza you fucks


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.12849 del
good lord does every italian have sleeve tattoos


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.12850 del
cattaneo descending like a demon


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.12851 del
getting reports that cattaneo has been called back to pull LANDA back to the front group. looking into this


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.12852 del
Yeah seeing the descent, it was probably a good thing Roglic stepped of the bike.
Also PELLIZZARI descending like madman.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.12853 del
steinhauser chilling


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.12854 del
>bardet getting dropped
It's really time to retire


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.12855 del
Vine would likely do a Gino here


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.12856 del
road looks a bit slippery


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.12857 del
carapaz attaque entirely neutralized by descent


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.12858 del
>>12857
He had like 10sec


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.12859 del
>>12858
should've went way earlier


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.12860 del
>>12857
beyond moral victory innit


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.12861 del
only rubio bridged, the rest didn't gain that much


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.12862 del
knucklehead racing


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.12863 del
where even is pidcock?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.12864 del
>>12863
in the GC group


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.12865 del
>>12864
that so? pcsAI does not list him in the feed


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.12866 del
>>12865
PCS sucks


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.12867 del


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.12868 del
pulling for pidcvck lmao


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.12869 del
>PCS cucks
Just watch cycling bro


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.12870 del
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at least firstcycling knows what's up in the race


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.12871 del
>>12869
yes well can't watch the stream uninterrupted on work days so what I can do


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.12872 del


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.12873 del
>>12872
this doesn't show any groups


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.12874 del
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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.12875 del
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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.12876 del
Gray wolf HOWSON slaving for PIDCVCKINI


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.12877 del
lol


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.12878 del
Landaesque


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.12879 del
pity cuckitini


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.12880 del
>>12873
they are shown as symbols on the profile at the top. but yeah, it sucks.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.12881 del
>>12880
that profile live ticker is like 23k behind for me and not refreshing


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.12882 del
both pcs and first cycling say cepeda is there but I only count one EF hjaelper


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.12883 del
movistar working for legendary puncher ein ruble


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.12884 del
STORER is MIA


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.12885 del
>>12884
he lost lots of time on the descend according to suisse tv


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.12886 del
>>12884
I wonder how much bookies made on him after alps


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.12887 del
wish I was a bookie ..


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.12888 del
UAE train riding for CARAPAZ


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.12889 del
STORK not normal


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.12890 del
>>12886
can't imagine cycling is big in the gambling market
probably more money being bet on some third tier league English football game than on the Giro


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.12891 del
FORTUNATO having decency
STORK having none


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.12892 del
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allez romain


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.12893 del
ALLEZ ROMAIN


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.12894 del
Suisse tv said bardet will continue to do gr*vel races. haha lol wut.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.12895 del
hahaha pidcock dropped immediately


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.12896 del
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bertnal and brandon lachés


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.12897 del
Poole should have stange hunted
With this form he could have had score 2


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.12898 del
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>that martinelli on the muro
heh


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.12899 del
It's Rubioooooo...


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.12900 del
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today the chef has a pineapple with him


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.12901 del
>>12894
many a retired old former top runner goes to grift gravel for some easy cash


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.12902 del
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einer oder zwei rubio?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.12903 del
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DEL STIER


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.12904 del
MOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.12905 del
del toro is a fun rider


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.12906 del
RETURN OF THE KING BABY
MOO!


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.12907 del
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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.12908 del
alliance to kill suleimani


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.12909 del
sudakans wont let a brit win. kino


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.12910 del
lab rats in shambles. sheik really missed an opportunity today.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.12911 del
>>12910
missed because he sucked and got dropped


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.12912 del
based spanish speakers uniting against the eternal anglo


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.12913 del
eulálio the most loyal domestique


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.12914 del
(23.86 KB 500x500 uncanny squeaking.jpg)


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.12915 del
poor bardet


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.12916 del
go ride GRVL old man


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.12917 del
the bardet trilogie slipping away


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.12918 del
waar astana? dsm winning some UCI points with bardet and poole today.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.12919 del
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Bardet should wait and pull for Max Poole's Top 20 GC


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.12920 del
volta legend eulalio laché


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.12921 del
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strong comeback of del stier today


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.12922 del
>>12918
they secured the mountains jersey (180 UCI points)


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.12923 del
not normal


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.12924 del
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DEL STIER
DEL STIER
DEL STIER
first victory


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.12925 del
not even breathing


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.12926 del
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BULLIED


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.12927 del
straightest giro finish


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.12928 del
he did the celebration again


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.12929 del
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loser group arrived


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.12930 del
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Carapaz still wins on stage 19


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.12931 del
>nothingburger stage tomorrow
all good things must come to an end


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.12932 del
would you want to work for pidcock?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.12933 del
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del stier family happy


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.12934 del
>another depressed_bardet.jpg


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.12935 del
>Storer +4:20


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.12936 del
>>12932
no way especially not on a pro team where wages are cucked and he earns millions without delivering results


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.12937 del
>>12933
>that helmet tan on his hairline


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.12938 del
>stork with bernal group
Hope you enjoyed picking him for 4 points, it will never happen again


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.12939 del
>>12935
Right behind Piganzoli the polti boys must feel good


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.12940 del
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GC
pellizzari stonks rising


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.12941 del
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>Tiberi +10:31


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.12942 del
>>12941
him and ayuso will raid on saturday


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.12943 del
Del Toro and Carapaz, two proper jockeys. Will be happy with either one winning.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.12944 del
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What happened to VINE Jay. I have a suspicion...


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.12945 del
Was on a zoom for the last hour. How did the break lost this one?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.12946 del
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>>12945
the attack of cararat triggered a chain reaction. del toro still having a couple of help helpers left reeled them in and in the end there was only Bardet left.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.12947 del
>>12946
Sad for bardet


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.12948 del
>>12945
howson paced for pidcock
milesi paced for rubio's GC since storer was dropped
then UAE smelled victory


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.12949 del
Ayuso sisters...


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.12950 del
ayuso surprisingly not DNF
might actually save himself for some selfish raid saturday


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.12951 del
>>12950
He will pull with carapaz on finestre


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.12953 del
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Results. >>12952


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.12954 del
The fucking leaf is winning this.
He has almost a hundred in GC.
Me, and a few others, have literal zero (0).


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.12955 del
Hln front page is still 90% wout


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.12956 del
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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.12958 del
>>12953
BIG top 10 surge. but those MIA riders are going to bite me in the ass once the GC points are getting in.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.12959 del
>>12957
nys casually doing a wheelie on a 20000€ TT machine lol


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.12960 del
>>12957
don't know what's wrong with your pc but that page is days old


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.12961 del
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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.12962 del
>>12960
Looks the same for me


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.12963 del
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>>12962
mhmm for some reason they split the wout articles from the giro articles and now they crowd the cycling page while all the normal stuff ends up here


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.12964 del
>141 AYUSO Juan UAE Team Emirates - XRG +35:42


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.12965 del
>>12954
I still have the /elite/ triple GC threat of Storer, Tiberi and Pidcock.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.12966 del
How will pesquerasissies ever recover?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.12967 del
>>12964
>>12966
my cope is that the only reason he'd be sticking it out is if his ailment is recoverable so he's gonna come good in week 3-and-a-half. that or he's a retard, which is already established so


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.12968 del
>>12963
there’s a cyclist page? lol


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.12969 del
>>12968
Yes, well not really interested in all the anderlecht articles tbqh


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.12970 del
>>12969
fortunately anderlecht hasn't been relevant for years now
we're all /union/ now


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.12971 del
I just to be a chute merchant
I still do but I just to to


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.12972 del
>>12970
anderlecht would have won with Remco


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.12973 del
Kinda crazy how the riders who were arguably the top 4 candidates for the win before the race, Roglic, Ayuso, Landa and Tiberi, will end up being complete non-factors in the race.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:01 [Preview] No.12974 del
>>12973
the power of the gravel stage


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:02 [Preview] No.12975 del
>>12973
Tiberi the only one with no good excuse. He's been held up by a crashes but I don't remember him going down himself.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.12976 del
>>12975
he was the one that chuted on the cobbles


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.12977 del
>>12976
Fair enough then. The 10th day after a crash is always the worst. He will recover tomorrow.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.12978 del
>>12977
>Where Bernal's reaction tends towards a press talk, Tiberi is simply honest at Cycling Pro Net. He lost no less than seven positions in the rankings and is now in position 15, after he was reported in difficulty early on the Mortirolo.

>A crash during Saturday's stage appears to be the culprit. "I already felt very bad this morning, with a lot of pain on my left side", says Tiberi. "After the crash, my muscles were badly affected, but this morning it got even worse after yesterday's efforts."

>"On the first climb I was still able to survive in the peloton, but on the Mortirolo I could not pedal more than 550 watts. The pain was very bad. I pushed my body to the limit and that did not do my condition any good."


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.12979 del
>>12978
oh that one sorry I thought you meant the gravel. Well alright I'll give him a pass.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.12980 del
>berts can't push a meager 550W on the climbs for 30 minutes


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.12981 del
>>12978
>>12980
It's 350 Watt: https://youtube.com/watch?v=imqbnqQLIew [Embed]


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.12982 del
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PCS fake-a-rider kosovar kastrati edition


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:19 [Preview] No.12983 del
>>12980
you laugh but in 5 years this will be achieved


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.12984 del
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reposting it here as this is 2025 collage material


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.12985 del
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Almost alone in my train wagon except for some ehh interesting looking fellas. One has tattoos all over his face, among them a teardrop next to his eye and a knife behind his ear. They are standing in the isle instead of sitting down for some reason


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.12986 del
>>12984
Is that Gianetti or the guy from Nosferatu


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.12987 del
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>>12985
You have treated degenerates on your trains ok, the spirit of degenerates will relay it to them and they will recognize you're their guy.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.12988 del
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When did Ali bike parts become so expensive? Wheelsets were an absolute bargain, nowadays I can mostly just buy the Western brands counterparts on sale and don't have to hassle with Chinese shipping and returns. Looks similar for frames. What a shame.


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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.12990 del
>>12984
it’s perfect


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.12991 del
>>12988
Not sure what you mean when I put together my china bike I only paid 1/3 of what a western brand bike would've cost altogether, frame only cost around 1/6th of a comparable western frame and the wheelset was around 1/4th. However I bought both of those on the chinese brands website directly


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.12992 del
>>12990
yup, Ayuso got himself some nominations for the first edition of the yearly Berties awards.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.12993 del
>>12991
Elitewheels with a ratchet now cost nearly as much as Zipp wheels which are regularly on sale. Winspace is also really expensive nowadays.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.12994 del
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>>12984
he looks like a child that knows he's in trouble


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.12995 del
>>12993
Really? Aren't the only decent zipp wheels well over 2k €? The low tier zipp wheels are all pretty heavy and narrow from what I know and they are all hookless deathtraps aren't they. Anyhow yeah winspace is crap, always has been. Just heavily marked up stuff engineered by others.
I bought a set of 50mm wheels from xmcarbonspeed for around 800€ all in all with some discount and that wheelset weights 1150g which is like 200g+ lighter than whatever the best zipps were and they are also wider, 34mm external. I recommend checking that company out they make top tier quality


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.12996 del
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>>12984
primo stuff


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.12998 del
>>12984
what a selfish rat


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.12999 del
>>12984
his knee doesn't even look that bad


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.13000 del
>>12999
I think he's just a mental midget


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.13001 del
>>12984
they look like they will never allow him to lead a grand tour ever again


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.13002 del
>>13001
they look like they're going to sell him to movistar


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.13003 del
>>12995
>xmcarbonspeed
Looks interesting, I'll check it out. Thanks bert.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.13004 del
Why does he start to look bogged?


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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.13006 del
>>13004
why did he photoshop his brown eyes away


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.13007 del
>>13003
cheers, there's a fairly active forum dedicated to chinese frames/wheels/anything called chinertown .com that I can recommend checking out. There are threads for just about any and all chinese brands, people buy and test anything they can get their hands on so you get a very good insight on good deals and whats reliable and good quality and who sells dirt.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.13008 del
you cheap bastards wanna paypig but can't be arsed to support local business ?
buy a custom frame made in you are own country ffs!


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:58 [Preview] No.13010 del
>>13009
damn those are some ugly wheels


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.13011 del
>>13008
is it paypigging if you're cheapskating?? I dare say no
>>13009
pwoah imagine riding that. Made in CZ frame, made in DE wheels, partially engineered in DE groupset
Bet that thing is at least 18k €


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 20:09 [Preview] No.13012 del
how much did this end up costing anyway
is cube still the king of cheapness in the pro peleton


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.13013 del
>>13012
the frame costs like 3200 dollars afaik so cube is cheaper


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.13014 del
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>>13013
based cube, a friend of mine bought a litening last year fully equipped with carbon wheels for like 4.2k


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.13015 del
>>13014
Cube has got to be the best price-performance ratio big brand out there I reckon


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.13016 del
>>13015
van rysel clears hard


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 20:34 [Preview] No.13017 del
>>13016
the current model is more expensive no? About the same as canyon aeroad iirc


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.13018 del
>>13016
No cube is still the cheapest


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.13019 del
>>13011
Only 12k but they do have some "lightweight" 18k variant.
A bargain, if you will.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.13020 del
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>>13019
my thats a competitive price tag, finna 'pig me some festka


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.13021 del
>>13020
isn't there an d*tch brand for you to ***?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.13022 del
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>>13021
I've never seen a dutch bike brand in my life


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.13023 del
>>13022
Nigga we are among the largest (non racing) bicycle producing and designing countries in the world. Also Sensa and Scope wheels are Dutch.


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 22:09 [Preview] No.13024 del
>>13023
That's all fine and dandy but doesn't change a thing


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Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.13027 del
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>>13008
Is an horse an country?


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.13028 del
>>13027
all I know is an country is a athlete


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>>13022
>mudraces in you are path


Bert 05/28/2025 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.13030 del
kristoffbros the big one zero zero is possible this week


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.13031 del
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>Check catalog to see if there's a new thread
>Child porn
We should just go back to /cyc/.


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.13032 del
>>13031
feel free to go squabble with schizos any time
do convey my fondest regards to are most dearest rusbert if you go


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.13033 del
>>13022
My 2015 giant aluminium frame is made in the netherlands


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.13034 del
>>13017
The new aero model is more expensive, but you can get the RCR with 105di2 and swisside wheels for 4.2k, which I guess is the best value out there


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.13035 del
>Team manager Richard Plugge doesn't mince his words in the latest WielerFlits Podcast and former rider Nathan Van Hooydonck underlines that. When both riders are in top form, Plugge's Danish leader is the better of the two. "Due to circumstances, Jonas was simply less in the final week last year. I do think that UAE Emirates XRG has made progress after the time trial to Combloux in the 2023 Tour. But so have we. And we are mainly looking at ourselves, how we can improve our performance. Compared to last year, we have made another big step in that regard."

My god what did they do to him


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.13036 del
>>13035
Might actually die on the slopes of ventoux


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.13037 del
tour of norway startlist is meh. you can watch how the young LAB rats around Brennan and Nordhagen are doing and Christen is back for UAE.


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.13038 del
>>13037
>brennoid will keep kristoff off his 100 wins


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.13039 del
>>13035
>And in our view, Jonas is better at that, to be able to handle that accumulation of fatigue etc
A bit bold saying this about a guy that just won 2GT + 2 monuments + WC the same season


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.13040 del
>>13039
he only won because we let him win, we are beyond victory little man


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.13041 del
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Happy acension fellow berts enjoy the long weekend, family & friends


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.13042 del
>>13041
Cheers, going to the beach with the GF today, and BIG ride on sunday


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.13043 del
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leaving Hawai'i tomorrow, will be able to catch Richie crush it on stage 19 and 20


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.13044 del
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is he also on the white monster train?


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.13045 del
I'm dying a little bit. Kudos to the colleagues drifting these retards


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.13046 del
>>13045
I never understood this, I can look at 90% of the profiles and tell you where they will most likely attack
>yes jonas you must attack on the climb about 3 km from the top


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.13047 del
>simon, the control center AI just sent us some more information on the stage and there's a climb coming up called the mortirolo
>it is very likely riders will attack on the steepest part


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.13048 del
>>13045
>>13046
its just to hook investors isn't it, like tech companies do
>hurr durr we use AI in our products look we're cutting edge please invest
imo everything the LABrats say and do is just to get some media traction so plugge can get more money out of their paypigs
>the control room
>the bit where they follow pog to gather data before they blow up
>all those weird ass social media posts from training camp where they wear gillets and no jersey like wtf


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.13049 del
>>13048
>all those weird ass social media posts from training camp where they wear gillets and no jersey like wtf
what is up with this and why does vingegaard look like he walks on his arms like a gorilla


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.13050 del
>>13048
Of course, but still some dude at tu Eindhoven is getting some free money out of this just so they can use his name


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.13051 del
>>13049
why are his arms so long
why are his legs so short
>>13050
fair


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.13052 del
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>he isn't limbmaxxing


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.13053 del
>>13052
>tfw I can't ride for 3 months because I had to have my arms and legs broken for limb lengthening surgery once again


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.13054 del
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>>13049
based jockey enjoyer


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.13055 del
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>not even 12 and I already inhaled a whole box of Kinder Country
And I won't even ride today.


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.13056 del
>>13055
come do an easy ride with me after I blew up my legs yesterday


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.13057 del
>>13055
based
I will ride for you


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.13058 del
Let's go


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.13059 del
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turns out you can infact suffer in the alps


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.13060 del
>>13059
the video is nuts


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.13061 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/silver-ao

Hey they made a mistake with this one, silver is Ag


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.13062 del
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well bert


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.13063 del
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Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.13064 del
>>13059
The combination of crumbling mountain rocks accumulating on a glacier and then the glacier sliding into the valley becuase of all the additional weight of the rocks on top of it is really a freak occurance.
The houses that survived are now getting flooded because the rocks created a barrage.


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.13065 del
>ayuso stung by a bee
Just bee urself


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.13066 del
a smug bee pepe would be great


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.13067 del
>>13066
I'm sure I've seen a smug bee pepe gif or similar posted on /cyc/ but it seems I haven't saved it


Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.13068 del
I'm not at home. So someone else make a new thraed please.


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Bert 05/29/2025 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.13075 del
>>13059
Where is this


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Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.14129 del
Fuck W*ut etc


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.14131 del
S


Bert 05/31/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.14132 del
Q


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