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Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No. 41502
Emergency inhumanas thread

>Current and upcoming races

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Previous thread:
>>38427


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.41504 del
CAM ON DIESEL


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.41505 del
sunny Angliru is funny


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.41506 del
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KAM ON JOAO SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.41507 del
Zhu-whawhu Almeidaaaa, laaa laaa laaa laaaaaaa


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.41508 del
GUT THE FISH


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.41509 del
kino painface from almeidingz


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.41510 del
expected more from Hindlel today


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.41511 del
vamos


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.41512 del
script says vingo blows up with 1.2k to go


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.41513 del
>>41510
Funny.
I expected a lot less.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.41514 del
>>41510
more? it's a miracle he's even in the game after his chutes and shitty season


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.41515 del
This is so easy for Jonas it's not even funny


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.41516 del
>>41510
>>41513
Same as Bertc.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.41517 del
E-BIKE BEND


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.41518 del
>>41512
In the Nibali curva?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.41520 del
Pellizzarigod


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.41521 del
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Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.41522 del
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Gall droping Pidkek like a rock


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.41523 del
S T E E P
T
E
E
P


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.41524 del
Just go already Jonas


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.41525 del
genuine lol at how steep that bend is


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.41526 del
motors waiting to pace vingegaard


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.41527 del
hello Jonas? listen: NEVER PULL. I repeat, NEVER PULL


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.41528 del


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.41529 del
What's jonas plan here?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.41530 del
pellizarri is the real deal, also a diesel it seems


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.41531 del
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I think I'm gonna squeak very soon


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.41532 del
>>41529
wait and outsprint


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.41533 del
>>41529
win with minimal energy spent


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.41534 del
>>41529
ruin the sport of cycling by being a boring dane


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.41535 del
pidders dropped even further than previously thought!


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.41536 del
Pidguggitini


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.41537 del
I LOVE CYCLING


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.41538 del
>>41528
Still in awe how Zakarin (?) lost 10 seconds in that corner


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.41539 del
>>41529
winning


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.41540 del
pidders GC hopes in shambles


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.41541 del
>>41538
proper 12 w/kg or whatever it was acceleration
totally natural and unassisted of course!


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.41542 del
not a guardia in sight


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.41543 del
go on dear KUSS, slurp some facking podium


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.41544 del
absolutely inhumana


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.41545 del
>23%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.41546 del
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>get a load of this guy cam


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.41547 del
world tour needs more of these rampas inhumanas that are common in Asian conti races


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.41548 del
bakerbert claimed he rides up 40% ramps btw


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.41549 del
jonas can't attack with joao fans running to both sides


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.41550 del
>>41547
no we need the tourmalet for the 17th time this year


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.41551 del
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Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.41552 del
wait this was the e-bike corner


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.41553 del
kino fog/clouds


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.41554 del
Gall (pas normal)


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.41555 del
frum curva without any attack


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.41556 del
>>41550
These roads simply don't exist in french


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.41557 del
gall has the most ridiculous leg position
there's no way that's normal but it works


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.41558 del
MIST KINO


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.41559 del
>>41556
France* kek


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.41560 del
Joao looks really good still


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.41561 del
joao currently thinking of all the ways a certain catalonian can die


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.41562 del
Curva NIBALI


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.41563 del
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Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.41564 del
fog. I expect either Jay Vine or Ilan Van Wilder to teleport out of nowhere to tete.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.41565 del
any moment now


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.41567 del
>>41556
they put it in the vuelta too these days, soon it will somehow show up in the giro


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.41566 del
climb ends with half a k to go?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.41568 del
Is Jonas really going to be a RAT and outsprint him after this


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.41569 del
AND THE CAMERA SWITCHES TO JONATHAN CAICEDO AT THE HEAD OF THE RACE


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.41570 del
it's going to be a sprint


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.41571 del
Why are they showing Pidkek.
Nobody cares!


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.41572 del
>>41568
his son told him to do it


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.41573 del
pidi kek coming back to grupo mailot blanco


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.41574 del
cant wait for the palestine protestor to two foot vingogo while almeida goes on to a courageous and deserved victory


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.41575 del
Fishman looks kinda gutted


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.41576 del
marco solar hiding behind a boulder will appear in the meta


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.41577 del
>>41575
I wish


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.41578 del
a-any moment he's gonna pop h-heh


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.41579 del
Kino grimace from elite


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.41580 del
vingegaard without pogacar is so weirdly weak


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.41581 del
kinda nothingburger


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.41582 del
>>41575
ye he would have tried to drop Almerda if he felt good


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.41583 del
>slurping on the giant of asturias


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.41584 del
>primoz
>contador
>elisonde
the elite angliru winner list


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.41585 del
>>41581
Elite not elite enough


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.41586 del
its over


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.41587 del
/elite/


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.41588 del
jonas just let him win? kek what was that


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.41589 del
LAME


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.41590 del
GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.41591 del
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ELITE
L
I
T
E


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.41592 del
ELITE


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.41593 del
Joao not even happy. Nobody gives a fuck


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.41594 del
Jonas was the moral winner


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.41595 del


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.41596 del
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the moralest of victories


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.41597 del
whew, thank goodness


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.41598 del
jonas just copying what pog did to him in the tour


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.41599 del
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>Jonas only put 25 seconds on Hinlel on the Angliru


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.41600 del
Shaking his head while crossing the finishline first, this Vuelta in a nutshell


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.41601 del
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>>41599
remember in a certain grand tour where hindley seemed to be an outsider the whole time but kept in the runnings and then surprised on the very last extremely hard passo


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.41602 del
I thought this fishmoid was supposed to be a family man, why isn't he calling his wife and child??


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.41603 del
UAE won 6 stages so far


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.41604 del
>I dedicate this on to you Juan Ayuso, I'll see you next year or maybe not haha


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.41605 del
okay now he's smiling


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.41606 del


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.41607 del
>10 BALDERSTONE Abel


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.41608 del


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.41609 del
time gaps are not huge


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.41610 del
the Cock is still safely on the podium


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.41611 del
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Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.41612 del
ASO have released a press statement that next year the vuelta will be one week long and be called the "madrid challenge by La Vuelta" to represent it's proper status as a race


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.41613 del
>>41599
big climb late in the race is exactly what he's good at
I'm more surprised that the gap to some of the others wasn't bigger


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.41614 del
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Maybe we do need some more schizos like Remco. This is BORING


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.41615 del
jorgenson you fucking fraud


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.41616 del
kek shooting the shit with vine


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.41617 del
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So? What are the W/Kg schizos saying


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.41618 del
big KUSS is a straight shooter who pulls no punches and also he's a top runner


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.41619 del
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>>41617
best we can do for now but theres a good chance they broke the record


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.41620 del
Lecerf 13th, we may have a new CRAS!


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.41621 del
>>41619
Lame. We go MINUTES faster now because of rounder wheels and global warming and stuff


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.41622 del
>>41620
what are you hating on a young rider for?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.41623 del
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Everybody is just happy they are at the finish


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.41624 del
>>41619
pog would've won by tree minutes and attaqued at the base


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.41625 del
>>41624
pog would've gone sub 40


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.41626 del
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We live in Cantabria


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.41627 del
now I will go score some %s like my favourite bike racers


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.41628 del
>>41619
Meaning Hindley was 4-5 seconds faster than Roglic and Jonas in '23? LMAO


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.41629 del
>>41627
climbing or drinking?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.41630 del


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.41631 del
>>41622
Why not?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.41632 del
>>41628
>>41630
They rode the first (less steep parts) of the climb much faster than in 2023


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.41633 del
you can make any team you want for GP Industry and Argentina


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.41634 del
>>41629
first one then the other


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.41635 del
>no maryland superclassico
not a serious goombling enterprise


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.41636 del
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>>41633
Don't think I will be overthinking that boss.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.41637 del
Time to ride


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.41638 del
>>41636
Albanese will win


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.41639 del
>>41637
Go and enjoy it, bert, for here it started to rain and it wont stop till lunch tomorrow


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.41640 del
>>41636
>didn't pick the winner


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.41641 del
>>41636
carapaz has been doping up in south america for months now
you do not know what is about to happen


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.41642 del
>>41641
he will show up doped to the gills or sick as a dog. roll the dice bert


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.41643 del
>>41637
also gonna go ride and there's maybe a 20% chance I stay dry but fuck it


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.41644 del
>>41642
last year he didn't show up at all so I'm rolling the dice and getting snake eyes


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.41645 del
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Hey Winebert I'm drinking wine from a box!
What do you say about that?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.41646 del
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>>41645
you reminded me I have a wine to show him myself

very tasty skin-fermented wine, great Brett funk and tartness


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.41647 del
>"I'm left with mixed feelings," he said in the post-race flash interview. "I really wanted to win today. We did everything we could to give me a chance at victory, but honestly, Joao deserved to win. He was incredibly strong. I did what I could, but I'm a little disappointed."
>Vingegaard sensed the mood on the Alto del Cordal, the penultimate climb of the day. "There I saw that he and his team were going all out for the stage win. They took the lead and they did well. My team too, by the way, because they controlled the stage all day. It's a shame for them that I couldn't finish it off. And for my family as well."

the fuck is his problem, oh no he's pacing for the win so now I can't do anything and am paralyzed with fear
what a fucking weird dude


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.41648 del
>>41645
based happy friday lad


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.41649 del
>>41647
this entire vuelta is just weird like a fever dream maybe I’m dead and going through the motions


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.41650 del
>>41641
I didn't even notice him on the list.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.41651 del
>>41647
>did everything i could
>not a single attack
i refuse to believe that you could follow at all on 23% and stay latched to his wheel and not at least have the little bit of oomph to try a dig at the end. flashbacks to the tour where he was "risking everything for the overall victory"


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.41652 del


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.41653 del
>>41647
it just seemed like he didn't care enough to try


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.41654 del
>>41653
confirms he hates his children really
gruesome man


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.41655 del
>>41653
Nah he was just on the limit. People are forgetting just how hard the TdF was. I wouldn't be surprised if Jonas is more than a little fatigued.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.41656 del
>>41655
gall was also in the tdf and ended like 15 minutes behind vingegaard and is currently only 3 minutes behind


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.41657 del
>>41655
more believable that he feels safe with his lead, has one stage already, and like >>41651 said he surely had more to give


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.41658 del
All memes aside, /elite/ is a proper fucking runner, love him.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.41659 del
Guess who finished dead last in Britain today


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.41660 del
>>41659
the team actually said he was the leader in the press release


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.41661 del
>>41657
Angliru is ridiculously tough you can't just attack someone like Almeida if he's on a good day


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.41662 del
>>41661
didn't bother him 2 years ago


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.41663 del
>>41662
Are you saying riders are in the same daily shape every day for their entire career? If Jonas could have dropped Joao with a minute he would have done it he has no reason to gift wins to UAE of all teams.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.41664 del
>>41663
yes I do think he rode on reserve like always because he has a comfortable gap
just like he was gonna risk it all in the tour


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.41665 del
>>41664
I see he has his camo t-shirt on.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.41666 del
>>41663
considering the gaps to the rest of the field (all of whom are frauds) the only possible interpretations of this result are:
1. vingegaard slurped for some inexplicable reason
2. vingegaard is only 1% faster then hindlel on a 40 minute climb and 3% faster than shitcock


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.41667 del
>>41666
oh and he spent the entire climb in the wheel even though draft doesnt really matter


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.41670 del
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Results. >>41668 >>41669


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.41671 del
Off to a pub quiz, surely lots if cyclismo questions I will know


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.41672 del
>>41659
I remember this formerly shadow banned rider


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.41673 del
so this remco guy, what does he even do in Britain?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.41675 del
What's the danish for "Pogacar helper humiliates Vingegaard?"


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.41676 del
>>41639
>>41643
Cheers, literally perfect weather today, 26 degrees full sun. September really is the best month to be in south of france


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.41678 del
>>41652
this is a moral victory for KUSS appreciators (such as myself)


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.41679 del
So Elite really is going to win the vuelta? That would be amazing


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.41680 del
>>41679
If by "Elite" you mean Jonas Vingegaard then yes


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.41681 del
>>41680
Let me guess, you didn't pick Joao?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.41682 del
>>41679
Just need 12 more stage wins with Jonas in his wheel.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.41683 del
>>41679
well its not like he's dropping vingo and a 46s deficit in gc is kinda hard to overcome if you ain't dropping your opponent


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.41684 del
>>41681
I picked Zhouao and I know he's not going to beat Vinegar (who I did not pick)


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 17:57 [Preview] No.41685 del
>>41670
I am the moral winner of velodrama for not picking Vingegard.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.41686 del
Did Pedersen walk up the Angliru? Almost last place


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.41687 del
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It is also not really the Vuelta of CHUMIL


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.41688 del
>>41687
stop making up runner he


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.41689 del
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Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.41691 del
>>41687
Everyone on Burgos has been ill, guess it got to him too. He finished in the grupetto yesterday too


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.41692 del
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Heras keeps the record by one single second


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.41693 del
Should I watch Romancing the Balderstone?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.41694 del
>>41693
Yes.
Good movie that. Peak 80"s romance/adventure.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.41695 del
>>41645
nothing wrong with drinking some glou glou

>>41646
>Vegan Friendly
>"California"
>Ingredients: Grapes
>Nutritional information
There's a lot of red flags here. I really love a lot of natural and biodynamic wines but these sort of unapologetically rough-hewn cloudy Brett bombs are not really my thing.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.41696 del
can't stop laughing at ayuso two be honest


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.41697 del
>>41696
if you are about to lose in Fifa, it doesn't make any sense to continue to the end. he's right about pulling the plug.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.41698 del
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One of the most HOTLY ANTICIPATED stages of the year has come to an end, and that means another SENSATIONAL /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Today's stage finish on l'Angliru was a bit tamer than recent years, missing some fog and moto breakdowns, but still a great day of racing. Our wine today comes from just south of Asturias, in the appellation of Bierzo in the far northwest of Castilla y Leon. This is a hilly/mountainous region, where the grapes were brought here millennia ago by the Romans (who else?) who stripped these mountains for gold. The vast majority of wine grown here is fruity and intense Mencia red wines, but about 20% are Godello, today's grape, which makes a delightful white.

Bodegas y Vinedos Gancedo 'Capricho' Val de Paxarinas 2024 ($27)

Pours a pale straw with light gas. The nose is super lively with grapefruit, white pear, white flowers, sea spray. The palate follows with lovely chalky minerality, medium-plus acidity.

This is a great wine, lively, fresh, delightful in texture and fruit. I still keep thinking back to how disappointed I was in my Rioja which was literally 5x this price and half as enjoyable. Anyway, a great wine today for a great stage! Still so much good stuff to come!


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.41699 del
>>41698
Cin cin !


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.41700 del
drinkin a natty boh in honour of tomorrows BIG race


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.41701 del
2/3 of czechia are soon to be covered in RAIN courtesy of AT and DE
brtekbros be paddling instead of pedaling


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.41702 del
>>41693
No that movie sucks


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.41703 del
>>41701
we planned to hike here this weekend
glad we cancelled it tbh


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.41704 del
>>41703
VGH...boheme.....home...


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.41705 del
>>41703
mhmm ponder the moisture after 12 hours of rain


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.41706 del
>>41695
I'm more of a beer guy, so something that drinks more like a lambic I'm very into (I agree the label is silly, I guess some wines/beers aren't technically vegan because they refine with gelatin)


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.41707 del
I just realised that the wins record might be UAE's by the end of next week.

2-3 more Vuelta stages, return of >pogiwinslol and FIVE italian classics.


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.41708 del
>>41707
what is the current wins record for a team in a single season?


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.41709 del
>>41705
Yes, well, hiking in 2500m+ on slippery stones, mud and leftover snow is not my prefered way to get ACKed


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.41710 del
Baltimore is such a shit hole kek


Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.41711 del
The Big 5


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.41712 del
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Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.41713 del
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>>41712
imagine the cagie seethe


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>>41713
not my problem


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.41715 del
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why is the benin national team on the startlist of the femmes Brian Thompson memorial classique


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.41716 del
>>41708
85 victories by Team Columbia in 2009


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.41717 del
>>41716
UAE could realistically do 95 this year, and pog could break the record in canada. 43 more races, some napkin math they have the favourite for ~20 of those races. 100 probably out of reach unless they clean literally everything however


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.41718 del
>>41717
if they had a good sprinter they could have like 100+


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.41719 del
How do you guys deal with riding the same route everyday? All my rides (commute + weekend) start and end with the same boring 20 minutes to reach out of the city. It's getting pretty boring after 3 years. Reaching a point I don't even want to ride in the weekends


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.41721 del
>>41719
I just rape most of the time


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.41722 del
>>41721
Legit thinking about raping today


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.41723 del
>>41722
To put things into context


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.41724 del
>>41723
perfect riding weather?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.41725 del
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I used this bidon yesterday


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.41726 del
RAJOVIC strikes back


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.41727 del
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>>41725
brb let me check my bidons really quick


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.41728 del
>>41725
het is vorbij


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Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.41730 del
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I don't like mold. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.41731 del
>>41725
no problems here


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.41732 del
>>41719
I don't ride the same route


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.41733 del
They at it again


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.41734 del
>>41719
During weekday I have like five routes (unless there's some baustelle, which there often is), on weekend when most cagies are at home I dare to go thru the city.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.41735 del
I wonder who wins today, Ayuso or Vine


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.41736 del
>>41734
A bit jealous ngl


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.41738 del
>>41719
Have a goal to train for (cycling trip, big climb, race, gran Fondo) and it will help motivate


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.41739 del
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monster ramp in friuli today


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.41740 del
>>41735
it's kelderman's day


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.41741 del
>>41739
mamma mia


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.41742 del
https://israelpremiertech.com/baltimore-celebrates-ipt-with-a-fan-ride-and-hundreds-of-admiring-children/

north korea level press release

>Baltimore celebrates IPT with a Fan Ride and Hundreds of Admiring Children

>“You are giving us so much strength and pride,” said Gary Bauman from Team Baltimore Bike for 4 Chai to team founder Ron Baron and Israeli rider Oded Kogut. Baron and Kogut warmly thanked the supporters, with Baron noting: “We have an enormous fanbase around the world,” before leading the fan ride.

>Kogut was equally touched, signing autographs, sharing hugs, and high-fives with the hundreds of kids who crowded around the team for pictures.

>Longtime IPT supporter Jason Perlman, who traveled from Washington to meet the riders, summed up the spirit of the day: “The IPT tifosi aren’t going anywhere. We stand by you in the good times and the hard times, as we’ve seen in the last week.”


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.41743 del
Zero suspicious last names.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.41744 del
fun break in wales including baby tarling and reish


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.41745 del
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>>41742
>We have an enormous fanbase around the world
who the fuck has IPT as their favorite team


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>>41745
Jason Perlman and hundreds of adoring baltimorean children, as the press release states


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.41747 del
>>41738
That's a good way to look at it but I really don't care about fondos/races etc. I guess shooting for FPT increase could work fun but having a training plan feels like a triathl*te to be honest


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.41748 del
>BJERG, SOLER already betraying


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.41749 del
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>>41719
After work I usually do the same hills, sometimes in different order, sometimes I do another side.

I also suffer from moments of boredom, during the winter I set some goals (big rides, big elevation etc.) but after those are done around june/july the only thing that motivates me is dropping friends on group rides (it helps having strong friends) or going for PR's to atleast have some acknowledgment of improvement.
Then winter rolls around again


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.41750 del
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amen


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.41751 del
>5 decathlons in the break


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.41752 del
we live in the traditional homelands of the susquehannock people


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.41753 del
evenpoel attacking in wales


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.41754 del
Attack by Evenepoel Remco (Soudal Quick-Step) in peloton.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.41755 del
>>41751
Based. And no Vine/Ayuso who can stop them?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.41756 del
god these commentators in britain are so fucking horrible


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.41757 del
>>41755
soler and campy menacing


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.41758 del
>>41756
what if i told you these donnies are considered some of the better english language commentators


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.41759 del
>>41757
Armirail will set such a menacing pace only Leo BISIAUX can follow


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.41760 del
Kek campy on the Shimanno bike.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.41761 del
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they removed israel from their kit, like that matters


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.41762 del
Reis king of the mountains


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.41763 del
>>41762
he's not though


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.41764 del
>>41750
auspicious for remco's upcoming fake mechanical


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.41765 del
>>41763
I'm sorry you can't dream big and I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.41766 del
slurpen in britrijk


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.41767 del
>stage gifted to soler
please no


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.41768 del
>>41767
Almeida is going to drop the fish on Llaurienzu and soler/bjerg are going to satelite him to victory


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.41769 del
>>41766
with such an awful profile what would one expect
40km of flat between the hills, should have added a 3rd ascent


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.41770 del
This Vuelta NEEDS a BISIAUX victory


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.41771 del
gabagool hart is in this race


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.41772 del
>>41771
He never recovered from that crash in 2023 (good riddance). Trek fucked up with that 3 year contract. I wonder how much they pay for a former grand tour winner to do nothing of value.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.41773 del
>tfw no CHRISTIE henritta cyc gf


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.41774 del
tumble time


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.41775 del
british rai gave up


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.41776 del
Anglo island truly a third world country, horrible coverage.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.41777 del
Remco about to lachee


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.41778 del
I've seen enough, Onley wins today.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.41779 del
ARENSMAN goes ballistic
REMCO follows


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.41780 del
Guerin and Ruben Fernandsh. Why was this asshole so bad in the Volta


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.41781 del
ARENSMAN landaesque


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.41782 del
Nice """attack"""


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.41783 del
ZAMBANINI drops EVENEPOEL


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.41784 del
AJ AUGUST such a a strong attack he couldn't get past Remco


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>>41770
Who else needs a BISIAUX victory, Nederlandse Spoorwegen?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.41786 del
Memco truly has literally no punch left, how do you fuck up so bad?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.41787 del
Remking to launch any moment now


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.41788 del
>>41784
I laughed out loud


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.41789 del
massive slurp, awful race


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.41790 del
Remco Kwabbenpoel


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.41791 del
Eh, took Kamna instead of Sivaque because I didn't want another 4er. Great move.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.41792 del
the fuck is remco doing


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.41793 del
Remco can't drop Matje RONDEL


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.41794 del
lmao what an absolute bunch of retards


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.41795 del
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EULALIU gonna win in Wales
ALMEIDA gonna win in Asturias


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.41796 del
Van Wilder appearing out of nowhere to pull again


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.41797 del
remco seething again for nothing
this guy has completely lost it the last year


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.41798 del
>Onley is a quick finisher
hehe


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.41799 del
ALLEZ ROMAIN


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.41800 del
>British RAI


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.41801 del
Tumble in the Jungle!
Remco wins


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.41802 del
Memed it out.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.41803 del
We're so back Memco bros!


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.41804 del
never in doubt


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.41805 del
Boooo


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.41806 del
I don't think he's gonna keep up with pog in rwanda


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.41807 del
AJ August did the same thing as in Austria
Attacking 1 km from the meta
Didn't work on DEL TORO, what made him think it would work on the likes of MOLELMA and RONDEL?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.41808 del
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goomble team saved


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.41809 del
those desert races in oman have 10 times better coverage than this


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.41810 del
>>41809
What were you watching?
They youtube stream was uninterrupted


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.41811 del
>>41810
tnt or whatever, the youtube stream is blocked because some channel nobody watches has the rights in belgium


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.41812 del
>>41810
tnt stream blacked out in final sprint


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Rubén Fernandsh 15th


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.41814 del
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>>41811
why would anyone buy streaming rights for the le tour of br*tain
maybe just to troll you?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.41815 del
>memco not GC leader because of his antics
lel, tomorrow is a gregoire day too so he's fucked


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.41816 del
>>41815
cant tell if he's in shit form or if he's just willing to completely throw away wins to seethe instead. i could totally believe the latter


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.41817 del
>>41816
The second one. It's the muslim way


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.41818 del
Can we all agree that the WALLOON BULL is the best Belgian rider at the moment?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.41819 del
>>41818
merlel


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.41820 del
meanwhile in the vuelta another 24 man break with 0 good climbers except UAE again that gets a 6 minutes advantage
probably the worst vuelta I've ever seen till now


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.41821 del
>>41820
dw beeshow will come out of his hive today


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.41822 del
>>41821
He will probably work for Armirail's 9th place in GC that he will lose tomorrow


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.41823 del
visma really should have sprinted all stages with brennoid no? he could be 5th in GC right now


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.41824 del
>>41823
really no reason to have brought him and kooij


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.41825 del
>>41823
They could have just sprinted to 1 and 2 every day if your opponents are Crabbe and Brustenga


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.41826 del
There goes Leemgod


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.41827 del
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Labrosse seems to be working for Bisiaux. Armirail at the back. It's happening


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.41828 del
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how was your ride bert?
some punchy hills for me with friends, saw cancellara's bike in the bushes on the muur


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.41829 del
PARCHEGGIO Mikel LANDA


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.41830 del
>>41828
Cancelled schnitzelride because of rain but then roads dried up rather quickly so ended up regretting it. Short ride post vuelta is in order.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.41831 del
nice work leemreize lmao


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.41832 del
>>41828
no ride today, watching the femmes


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.41833 del
Still not convinced GAROFOLI is actually real


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.41834 del
>>41742
>Team Baltimore Bike for 4Chan
wut?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.41835 del
vingegaard seems panicked


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.41836 del
>ynr Magnus Sheffield


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.41837 del
Junior gone


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.41838 del
>Berlol


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.41839 del
just lose time bernal and try to go for a stage or something
what is the points of the Calvary


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.41840 del
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BERNAL GOMEZ lachee


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.41841 del
Bertnal has to be pulled by sprinter Ben Turner


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.41842 del
>>41840
>>41839
>>41838
>dropping before bunch sprinter TURNER
lel


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.41843 del
Ayuso with a BIG pull!!!


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.41844 del
lets see if he pulls for more then 500 metres


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.41845 del
Already looking back. It may become a short turn but he does everything he can of course


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.41846 del
cicGONE


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.41847 del
>>41846
Parcheggio totale. Great


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.41848 del
exact same frauds being found out as in the giro


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.41849 del
Cicco... what's up man


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.41850 del
fuck


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.41851 del
>>41847
he has anal sores they said yesterday
not the first time either


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.41852 del
if soller was feeling good he wouldve attacked already


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.41853 del
>>41851
I know. He is FUCKED


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.41854 del
>>41852
>soler attacking this early
lol he's gonna dangle off the back for another 20 minutes and suddenly surge


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.41855 del
Oh FUCK off with Meintjes


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.41856 del
>>41855
Monkeys on his way to another GT top-10


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.41857 del
cycling is such a weird sport sometimes
you see Jardi Christiaan van der Lee hanging on here with some riders that have won a lot in their career and then you look at what he's done this year and he looks like one of the worst rider in the pro peleton


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Imagine if they catch Soler....


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.41860 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.41861 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.41862 del
Bisiaux Bros we're finally being rewarded


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.41863 del
Soler getting dropped so attaque is imminent


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.41864 del
lots of interesting results in the .2's tooday


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.41865 del
Lafay second to last today


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.41866 del
vamos Obélix


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.41867 del
BALDERSTONE having decency


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.41868 del
>>41739
>A traffic accident outside the course has caused the stage to be neutralised and later cancelled.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.41869 del
that danish junior on the bora devo team seems to be quite the real deal


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.41870 del
the GC group is TINY


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.41871 del
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>>41869
>Rolf Sørensen (Uncle)


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.41872 del
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>>41871
ulle has competition in the nephew game


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.41873 del
AYUSO parcheggio


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.41874 del
>fuck this shit, let grossschartner do the work, I'm out.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.41876 del
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Results. >>41875


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.41877 del
goodbye el rato


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.41878 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE MARCO SOLER


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.41879 del
solmao


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.41880 del
Hindlel must be feeling good


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.41881 del
>>41876
tumbling down


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.41882 del
>>41880
he's going to push Pidcucktini off the podium


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.41883 del
Lel Vine is suddenly also like whatever bye


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.41884 del
love denz painface me


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.41885 del
Hindlel is unironically a better GC ride than Remco.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.41886 del
>>41885
>memco will be the fourth best gc runner at BORA next year


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.41887 del
FUCK I thought it was Bisiaux not that Norwegian dopeur


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.41888 del
>>41885
Except for the fact that he is dogshit at TT.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.41889 del
NOT NORMAL


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.41890 del
Soler going ham


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.41891 del
Nice motorpacing for Soler


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.41892 del
If Almeida drops fish, would soler waits for boni?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.41893 del
>>41892
no he's not going to relive the worst day of his career


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.41894 del
>>41892
lol, lmao even


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.41895 del
>>41892
Of course not lol. Marco has done NOTHING for Almeida the whole race


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.41896 del
>>41893
remind me


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.41897 del
soler must have some clause in his contract where every year he's allowed to ride the vuelta and do whatever the fuck he wants


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.41898 del
>>41888
He isn't good, but also not sudaca/french/Mas/Landa level of bad


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.41900 del
>>41897
Plausible.
I mean he is Pogacars most loyal gregario during the rest of the season.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.41901 del
>>41896
Vuelta 2019 Movistar tridente. He's in front and the team orders him to wait for Quintana but he refuses for a long time. In the end Pogiwinslol and Movistar get nothing.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.41902 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.41903 del
>>41897
I think he actually does to be honest, slave in the tour party in the vuelta


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.41904 del
>>41901
That Vuelta was so good. The birth of Pogi


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.41905 del
godschartner with the million tramadose stare


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.41906 del
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>>41904
The most entertaining GT I've ever watched.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.41907 del
>>41904
excuse me aren't you forgetting his prestigious win in the La Vuelta Ciclista a California


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.41908 del
miggie bjerg on one of these days


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.41909 del
>>41908
he should be at the tour instead of the german dentist. mainly because he can actually position


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.41910 del
Solar might really have this one


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.41911 del
>>41904
>Garden pool incident
>Pogacar before his dominance got stale
>Madrazo stage win
>first Roglic Vuelta victory
>webm related
lots of fun stuff off the top of my head


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.41912 del
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A bit disappointed with Bisiaux. It's over


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.41913 del
>>41910
still 10k to go bert


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.41914 del
>>41913
UAE is holding back a bit


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.41915 del
>>41914
i will withhold my judgement


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.41916 del
Suddenly Dunbar


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.41917 del
flamme rouge if femmes maryland


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.41918 del
That looks like my Elden Ring playthrough, where those fucking ghosts show up and you have to kill them again immediately after they rise again


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.41919 del
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I killed the horse guy from the beginning btw


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.41920 del
Mark has it


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.41921 del
>>41919
I don't think I've ever touched him


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.41922 del
Very weak from Vine.
Didn't even drop any of the Visma domestiques


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.41923 del
Mateo has been pretty kwabish this year


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.41924 del
Jorgensohn LACHEE


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.41925 del
I really hope vingegaard gets a mechanical in the TT or something to punish his lame riding


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.41926 del
Heh, my boy Jan HIRT, he just needs more shekels


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.41927 del
How did I not take Træen for 4 velocoins. FUCK


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.41928 del
>>41925
He's cooked/sick


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.41929 del
Ronnie Pickering???


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.41930 del
>>41927
You should have paid attention, pretty sure I put it after bert on this thread complained about how much of a steal he was


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.41931 del
>>41927
not much to suggest he'd do anything close to this


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.41932 del
>>41931
wait nvm 7th in Burgos


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.41933 del
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wow yay another great vuelta stage so much action so much pow


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.41934 del
>>41933
very COOL mountains though


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.41935 del
Soler takes today, Elite takes the TT, Vine and Ayuso each take another mountain stage?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.41936 del
>>41928
Nobody looks cooked yet. Træen is still there ven.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.41937 del
it's a miracle that O-legs Gall hasn't already been visited by the Decathlon knee pain demon


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.41938 del
Falling asleep


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.41939 del
>>41935
ivo wins tomorrow


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.41940 del
>trein hanging on
>static mitten hanging on
Yeah.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.41941 del
>>41935
>he forgot ganna
understandable tbf


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.41942 del
>>41937
It hurts me looking at his horseback without a saddle position.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.41943 del
oh thank god hindley atleast wants podium


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.41944 del
PELLIZZARI slaving


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.41945 del
Benoit TOILET lachee


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.41946 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.41947 del
Wow Ronnie Pickering is flying, gaining a second per second. Thank you Spanish RAI


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.41948 del
when's the bert trip to asturias


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.41949 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.41950 del
surely big attacks are a coming once they turn into a headwind


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.41951 del
people are such retards my god


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.41952 del
Portuguese fans trying to assassinate ALMEIDA


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.41953 del
>>41952
I would feel shame for the rest of my life if my cycling idol got mad at me during a race


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.41954 del
W52 ultras spotted


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.41955 del
>>41953
shame is beyond most of these 'people'


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.41956 del
cam on hindley


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.41957 del
hindlelGOD


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.41958 del
Pelizzari will be the new Kussen


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.41959 del
PIDCVCK in difficulty!


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.41960 del
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Extremely exciting, 5 second gaps.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.41961 del
kino trio


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.41962 del
vingegaard must be really confident in his TT


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.41963 del
GALL slaving for PIDCVCK


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.41964 del
Surely Jonas could have done this yesterday


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Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.41967 del
>>41964
Visma let UAE win all the stages and UAE let Visma win GC. That's the agreement.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.41968 del
There are people bitching about Pogi when every race with Jonas looks like this


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.41969 del
6th UAE win and they don't even have a sprinter in the race


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.41970 del
ALMEIDA should go into breakaway tomorrow


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.41971 del
>>41969
it's the 7th actually


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.41972 del
>>41969
Oliveira will win in Madrid


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.41973 del
vingegaard really does look like dogshit coming over the line


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.41974 del
>>41972
tomorrow is perfect for him in the break if mads is asleep
they're gonna kill every sprinter at the start


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.41975 del
I hope so much that Pissma and Fishboy lose it all in the TT.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.41976 del
mas would've won this vuelta


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.41977 del
>>41973
>vingegaard really does look like dogshit
Could have just said this


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.41978 del
>>41976
mas and carapaz would have made this vuelta interesting


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.41979 del
>>41975
>>41978
they will spice up the Italien classics


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.41980 del
>>41979
meant for >>41976


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:58 [Preview] No.41981 del
>>41976
Waar Superman


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.41982 del
>>41979
mas his season is over bert


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.41983 del
>>41978
Mas would have done a 2 second attack before getting reeled in.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.41984 del
>>41983
then would have had 2 attacks this stage except of 1


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.41985 del
>>41982
oh right, the thrombosis......


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.41986 del
>>41981
50 years in the slammer for eating a contaminated steak.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.41987 del
another victory for UAE. how can visma and jonas recover from this?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.41988 del
home sweet home
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ZLyBkSfUYg [Embed]


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.41989 del
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burgers in charge of workers safety


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.41990 del
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uno-x is the name of a rapper I think


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.41991 del
plenty of BLUME LEVY ultras in the streets here today


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.41992 del
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from the river to the sea, girmay will be free


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.41993 del
I'm sensing a SOUPE podium btw


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.41994 del
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the fuck is it with these jersey numbers


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.41995 del
>>41990
Kek, funny.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.41996 del
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if you ever wondered about the full names of the team mates of superMAL, here they are


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.41997 del
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let's go brandon


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.41998 del
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wait, they are racing with the revised team jersey in USA as well?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.41999 del
POWERFUL day ahead here in the midatlantic
rain in the forecast around finish time


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.42000 del
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well never mind, it still says judea on the front


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.42001 del
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Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.42002 del
>>41994
>JENNOW


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.42003 del
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quinn please


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.42004 del
ciccone lost 20+ minutes


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.42005 del
>>42004
Maybe we can finally have a non-UAE break win if he doesn't DNF


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.42006 del
>>42003
lmfao


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.42007 del
>>42005
you don't really recover from ass sores in a week


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.42008 del
they gaan in Baltimore with 106 miles to go. too bad I have no idea what a mile is.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.42009 del
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wow, this is like Paris Roubaix


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.42010 del
Looks like our /pinot/ Dane will get a red jersey in the GC shit.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.42011 del
>>42000
it's a symbol of power in the US


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.42013 del
so where are those projects from the Wire?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.42014 del
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Results. >>42012


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.42015 del
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>>42000
no need to hide in your home country


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.42016 del
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Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.42017 del
>thunderstorms with hail possible later on


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.42018 del
there's mold in the air???? wtf


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.42019 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.42020 del
please show the tête


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.42021 del
so watching in cycling race in the evening. americans don't know that feel.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.42022 del
>>42013
i checked the koers they ride about a block away from Tilghman middle and the corner Preston "Bodie" Broadus got dropped on in the show. thankfully the area has been somewhat gentrified by the hwite man


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.42023 del
i hope our department attache to the sixth monument will be providing us with images on the ground


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.42024 del
I know Baltimore pretty well, fun to see them go by places I've been a lot (it's a great city)


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.42025 del
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america has treins


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.42026 del
kek just saw the apartment building my ex lived in


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.42027 del
switzerland mentioned for having perfect roads lol


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.42028 del
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>>42025
How's the station called?
Niggare.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.42029 del
any berts on course?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.42030 del
>>42029
I tried to get my friend who lives in Maryland to go but he's busy today


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.42031 del
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sojka pride of polan, because kwabsia counts as burger in the USA for marrying one


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.42032 del
>>42029
No, I had to do computer training for the new system that /cyc/ office is installing soon


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.42033 del
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how much does this imperial 7% gradient count in metric units?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.42034 del
>Announcers trying to explain the absolute basics of cycling to viewers
Nigga who do you think is spending their Saturday watching bike racing on velo.com?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.42035 del
How was your ride/rape today berts? For me it was 7x3min vo2max. I would like to do these on a hill but there is only one 1min hill nearby, so I compromised – first 2min on the flat, then a sharp right turn (power drop for 5s, unavoidable) and then smash the 1min hill. Felt pretty good, much easier to hold decent power compared to the flat. For some reason I find the trainer easier for vo2max than flat roads, but then hills are easier than the rape machine.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.42036 del
Forgot pic


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.42037 del
>>42034
https://www.marylandcyclingclassic.us/cycling-101/
check out this on the official website, including handy definitions for things such as "Team Captain", "Gap", "Attack", and "Pull"


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.42038 del
>>42031
Bitchface won femmes? Nice.
And she kwabbed that insufferable bitch? Very nice.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.42039 del
>>42034
also pretty sure that is taylor phinney-niewadoma commentating for his first time ever so i dont expect much


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.42040 del
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>>42037
>Bonk – Total exhaustion caused by lack of sufficient food during a long race or ride.
Hmmm I've never heard of this term


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.42041 del
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haha benin


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.42042 del
so the riders all saved matches for week 3 of the vuelta, right?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.42043 del
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skelly down


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.42044 del
ah rip Skwlly


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.42045 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.42046 del
>>42039
dude sounds absolutely retarded

Can you imagine the conversations between him and his wife


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.42047 del
>>42046
sometimes it can be hard to speak coherently about something when the other guy knows so much less than you do


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.42048 del
>>42043
Again??? How did it happen this time?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.42049 del
tête is a 48 year old man


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.42050 del
>>42047
I still have time


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.42051 del
>>42049
proper bert


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.42052 del
>>42051
2nd in the 2001 (two thousand and one) Vuelta


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.42053 del
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this is marginal gains presentation


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.42054 del
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Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.42055 del
>>42054
>>42053
why do we have to be so embarrassing


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.42057 del
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>>42055
at least the presentation looks like an actual human made it and not AI


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.42058 del
>>42052
some berts weren't even born back then


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.42059 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.42060 del
>>42053
lmaoing at froom better than Indurain


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.42061 del
>>42057
that's true, also based


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.42062 del
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>>42029
checking in


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.42063 del
>comparing SEVILLA to Lebron James and Messi
We are not a serious country


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.42064 del
>>42062
those cobbles actually look kinda bad to ride on


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.42065 del
>>42043
lmfao


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.42066 del
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at least the 200 meters to go signs are in metric units


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.42067 del
>>42062
based


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.42068 del
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>>42056
Jesus thats so embarrassing, this guy is supposed to be a AAA runner and he's seething at what, a B-tier tudor shitter?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.42069 del
>>42062
based

make sure to throw a bidon filled with cement at abrahamsen


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.42070 del
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rampa so wide the whole pedalton can fit at the front


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.42071 del
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After much deliberation, I have chosen my wine for today.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.42072 del
>>42056
he's such a seething manlet i look forward to the red bull team dynamics next year.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.42073 del
>>42071
don't tell me there's actually wine from the east coast


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.42074 del
>>42068
Not only seething but brake checking in some random 2.pro race.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.42075 del
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>>42073
#1 Yes there is, the Finger Lakes in New York are developing a very strong reputation for Riesling and other cold-weather grapes like Gewurtztraminer and Cab Franc
#2 With there only being a single race in the United States, I decided to not worry about being as close to course as possible (Virginia apparently makes some decent wine), but rather something nice from anywhere in the US


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.42076 del
>>42071
How old are you bert? I like the gimmick but this is way too much wine


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.42077 del
>>42063
the lebron james of tour de panama


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.42078 del
>>42075
>pro tour wine
a certain Czech poster won't like this after the omission of his country


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.42079 del
>>42062
nice, love the Mount Vernon area


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.42080 del
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>>42076
>too much wine
It's not like I'm chugging these bottles. I usually drink them over a few days.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.42081 del
>>42074
yeah that's fucked up I hope he faces some repercussion for that


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.42082 del
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DNF Skelly
his right arm looks fucked


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.42083 del
>>42081
Nothing will happen


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.42084 del
>>42056
what possible benefit would this have or is this simply the seething reflex in action?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.42085 del
>>42084
a threat to anyone wanting to draft behind him


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.42086 del
phinney-niewadom remembering the MSR snow edition


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.42087 del
>oscar sevilla 2nd vuelta 2001
berts remember of course


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.42088 del
>>42086
Don't know if I want to hear her, already know she has a grating voice but she may be unlistenable in English, like Iga.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.42089 del
Is that Taylor? That blasé voice? Grim.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.42090 del
I've eaten at some cafés they've passed by


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.42091 del
>>42083
nothing ever does
>>42084
if you hit a rear wheel with your front wheel you're very likely to chute so he threatens bodily harm to the wheelsuckers


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.42092 del
classic Baltimore Man


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.42093 del
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bert getting interviewed


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.42094 del
are ARTEM is suffering


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.42095 del
>greg lemond promo
odd but acceptable


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.42096 del
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Dear President Trump,

I am writing to request federal support for the return of the TOUR DE TRUMP (1989-1990) pro cycling race.

Pro cycling in the United States has fallen off a cliff in the last few years. In 2012, Lance ARMSTRONG was targeted and blacklisted by the Obama-era FBI, being stripped of his record SEVEN (7) Tour de France titles. In 2020, the last two professional-level stage races in the United States were cancelled - the Tour of California and the Tour of Utah. In 2024, the Maryland Cycling Classic (the only professional-level single day race in the United States) was cancelled due to the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse.

America needs to return back to the TOP of bike racing, in the spirit of heroes such as Lance ARMSTRONG, Greg LEMOND, and Major TAYLOR. We need an internationally renowned, World Tour-level (the highest level of pro bike racing) stage race, perhaps in the mold of the Tour de France (21 stages throughout the country). We have the most beautiful cities in the world, the most beautiful coasts, the most beautiful deserts, and the most beautiful mountains for the World Tour peloton to race through.

It is PATHETIC that countries such as the UAE, Denmark, Canada, China, and Belgium all have World Tour races, while the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH does not have a single race. We need to have a home race to inspire youngsters and return Americans to the TOP of the pro peloton.

Imagine the eyes of the world turning to America, watching an American cyclist winning a sprint down 6th Avenue in New York City or making a decisive attack on the slopes of Pikes Peak in Colorado or leading a charging peloton across the Sedona desert. Imagine a finale in Washington, DC, with a finish right on Constitution Avenue.

No country in the world is better equipped to have a world-class bike race, and it is a disgrace that America has let the rest of the world pass us by in this most egalitarian of sports.

Best personal regards,

Bert B Bertison, PhD


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.42097 del
>>42096
if the ufc can get the white house shurely we can get the national mall criterium classique


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.42098 del
>>42096
The route should be the TRIPP.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.42099 del
>>42096
imagine the protests


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.42100 del
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The idea of buying a gravel bike with RAMPA-friendly gearing, slapping road tires on it and use it for inhumanas is living in my head rent free.
This is a concerning development.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.42101 del
>>42100
what brand


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.42102 del
>>42100
just get some granny gears on your bike, what's your current easiest gear?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.42103 del
chris horner feasting on snickers and goga gola. what a knucklehead.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.42104 del
>>42093
dos mio


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.42105 del
>>42101
idk
>>42102
36/34, it's NOWHERE near enough for what I rode this year


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.42106 del
>>42100
not a bad idea, I reckon road tires will also have way wider options in 1-2 product cycles at the latest which should be great for your roads so more tire clearance should be good
alternatively you could see if you can fit a crank with gravel gearing to your current bike


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.42107 del
>>42100
gravel is fun you should buy one


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.42108 del
Anyway, a BIG ride indeed
Going hiking tomorrow to the infamous Schneekoppe, see you there


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.42109 del
>sep vanmarcke on comms
huh


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.42110 del
>>42106
i don't know, this bike has enough issues that SURELY a new bike wouldnt have, like the disc brake rubbing
right?
also my bike is 11 speed
>>42107
i don't really have where to do gravel


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.42111 del
grandpa sevilla finally cracking


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:54 [Preview] No.42112 del
rain


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.42113 del
too bad that skelly is out already and can't suffer in the bad weather anymore


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.42114 del
>belgian roads are clean thanks to the daily rain
wut


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.42115 del
>>42100
You slap on these Pirelli Cinturato Velo tortytoos on it and you're virtually free to roam all those gnarly rampas and trails in Karkonosze and Izery.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.42116 del
it is POURING now
gobbles gonna be slippy


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.42117 del
Annual reminder of what Baltimore deserves
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7v2mOqK6eCY [Embed]


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.42118 del
rainkino


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.42119 del
very smart by skjelly to take a small tactical chute early to avoid these conditions where his usual chute would be a career ender


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.42120 del
yup, it's wet


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.42121 del


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>>42110
surely all woes will cease to exist with the consumption of new&shiny
I can vouch for grx 12s its pretty good


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.42123 del
bah gawd the heavens have opened in baltimore


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.42124 del
average belgian commute to be honest, i dont know what fuss is about


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.42125 del
>burger RAI


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.42126 del
I have seen enough, Weimar PAREDES wins


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.42127 del
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I rode in rain like that on Thursday. At one point there was thunder that clapped so hard it made the ground shake, scary


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.42128 del
DNF Quinn SIMMONS


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.42129 del
looks like SIMMONS DNF'd


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.42130 del
ABANDON SIMMON Quinn


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.42131 del


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.42132 del
>>42131
K U L T U R


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.42133 del
>>42131
oh lawd she comin


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.42134 del
>>42131
dog bless


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.42135 del
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>Roman Nose Mountain
what a peculiar name of a mountain down in Maryland
always strange too see picos names in english


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.42136 del
>>42131
Ain't gonna stop fo them bitchasd whitebois, uh-uh.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.42137 del
need all these filthy gaijins to be dropped so we can see proper racing between the real patriotic american galacticos. abrahamsen especially


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.42138 del
look at that, real riders!


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.42139 del
>>42138
>WILKSCH Hannes
debatable


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.42140 del
>mattias jennow skjelmose jensen


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.42141 del
>sewer exhaust on the course
call it fogkino


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.42142 del
kopetscky pushed into barriers by ZANA


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.42143 del
absolutely powerless


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.42144 del
>abrahamsen attacks immediately after powless gets a mechanical


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.42145 del
>Brandon McNulty moving up into 3rd position
christ, zero idea what he's talking about


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.42146 del
We've had:

7 UAE wins
2 Vingo wins
2 Jappe wins
2 Mads chokes
1 cancelled finish

I wonder into which category tomorrow will fall


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.42147 del
fattest EF mechanic lol


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.42148 del
REEEEEEEE SLOW FUCKING CHANGE


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.42149 del
bodin should have given poweless his bike


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.42150 del
aaaaaah shimano save me


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.42151 del
hahaha lol


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.42152 del
AND HE'S RUNNING UP THE MOUNTAIN


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.42153 del
>he's running! he's running for the line!


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.42154 del
wtf lol he's rooning than using a neutral bike


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.42155 del
he's running!


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.42156 del
comicale


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.42157 del
yeah I'm putting that on us, America sucks


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.42158 del
powlessbros this was our day


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.42159 del
baltimore police's finest on the attack


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.42160 del
>>42149
same height, he should have


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.42161 del
let him draft at least goddamn


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.42162 del
another one bites the dust


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.42163 del
CHUTE


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.42164 del
if McNugget wins does that count towards UAE's total


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.42165 del
america's finest dropping like flies. sheehan save our dignity


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.42166 del
>>42164
no same as pog's worlds win last year didn't count towards the total


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.42167 del
bowdoin kwab


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.42168 del
>>42166
that's what I figured yeah


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.42169 del
mcnutty hero ride


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.42170 del
waar uno-x heh?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.42171 del
go on my gargoyle-looking son


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.42172 del
mcNUGGing it


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.42173 del
>let's go brandon
lol


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.42174 del
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activate ze motopace protocol


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.42175 del
Dujardin can still wheel suck a victory here


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.42176 del
>>42175
he should be the much better sprinter


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.42177 del
Uno-x dopeurs will bring this back.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.42178 del
>>42177
There were 4 teams with more than one rider. Sould be several guys who could take a suicide pull here.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.42179 del
lmao phinney trying to get himself banned from commentating ever again kek


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.42180 del
looks like the doper and schmidt will make the catch


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.42181 del
about schmidt or how I never wanted to see the tits of cathy bates.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.42182 del
interesting racing scenario with mayrhofer probably the strongest sprinter


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.42183 del
CAM ON LARRY


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.42184 del
of course they change to some dumb nigger right as the race is entering the finale and people are attacking


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.42185 del
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why is there a buck at my stream


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.42186 del
it's JohannESSEN not Johansen


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.42187 del
the MARYLAND CYCLING CLASSIC the most significant cycling race in the United States!


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.42188 del
TOTAL SQUEAKER VICTORY


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.42189 del
DURJADAN


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.42190 del
DUJARDIN now has more monuments then PEDERSEN


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.42191 del
lmfao I had no idea where the finish line was from that camera position


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.42192 del
today is a good day dopebrahamsen lost


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.42193 del
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yes well


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.42194 del
funny that all of the american teams didnt make the winning move


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.42195 del
I bet he understood the questions but didn't want to answer and just played the squeaker card


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.42196 del
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such a fun race if only we had more


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.42197 del
>>42194
what about Team USA


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.42198 del
>>42197
registered in ISRAEL


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.42199 del
reminder that KOGUT Oded clocks in at 77kg/171 cm on pcs


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.42200 del
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>>42199
Bertesque


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.42201 del
>>42200
imagine his snacks


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.42202 del
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dujardin won a new Polish gf as prize


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.42203 del
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>>42202
Sojka


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.42204 del
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WHAT a day of racing we have had! SENSATIONAL racing in Spain, England, and now in Maryland (USA)! We have a very special edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/, because we are celebrating a 1.Pro race! This is the only professional race in the USA and so I feel a need to celebrate it despite not being a .UWT race.

American wine is profoundly schizophrenic. 95% of it or more is total crap made by corporations in factories with shit grapes chock full of additives and sawdust. A very, very small fraction of it is made by amazing, passionate people farming their grapes in vineyards of unbelievable beauty and quality. Today's wine is the latter. Ted Lemon founded Littorai in 1992 after about 15 years working in Burgundy. The wines are wonderful; fresh, beautiful, elegant, flavorful. Littorai is one of two American producers that I buy yearly (the other is Kelley Fox in Oregon). Read his recent hagiography in the NYTimes: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/dining/drinks/callifornia-wine-littorai.html?unlocked_article_code=1.j08.2U7G.dSckbHE1gPeM&smid=url-share

Littorai "The Pivot Vineyard" Sonoma Coast Pinot Noir 2022 ($100)

Pours a lustrous ruby with purple highlights. The nose is elegant and deep, leading with red stone minerality, dried strawberry, dried cherry, light spice. The palate is structured, with powdered tannins over the fruit and minerality. This is one of the great wines of the year. It is supple but profound. It's actually a bit sad to open one of these because I know I have one less to drink.

I hope my fellow Berts give American wine a chance because we have some truly special vignerons here.


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.42205 del
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Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.42206 del
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>>42204
Ein Gedicht


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.42207 del
>>42179
what'd he say, I had to step out


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.42208 del
>>42205
nobody is stopping you from buying a bottle of your finest Czech wine and reviewing it here


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.42209 del
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>>42208
That's winebert's job though and after he blatantly ignored the prestigious CZECH TOUR he dares to review some american jobber race or something! SAD!


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.42210 del
Some BIG names out of Industria and Artichoke: STORK, CADENA, CONCA. Adjust accordingly


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.42211 del
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>Pedersen 3.25
>Philipsen 6.5
>Denz 21
>Campen Aerts 21
>Romo 26
>Turner 26
>Vernon 29
>Aular 29
>Oliveira 41
>Martin 41
>Viviani 41
>Christen 41
>Bagioli 41
>Vine 51
>Ganna 51
>Kung 51
>Kwiaktowski 51
...
>Ayuso Pesquera 67
>Pidcvck 67
>Vingegaard 601
>Almeida 1001


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.42212 del
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No /bet/ for GP Industria & Arigato


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.42213 del
>>42211
have people checked the profile?


Bert 09/06/2025 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.42214 del
>>42213
Mads 170 km solo from the bottom of the Puerta a Gargantua incoming


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.42215 del
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homebrew Brettanomyces-only witbier — when Brett is all alone it produces a surprisingly clean beer with no detectable funk; nose is all pineapple and more of the same for the palate alongside expected witbier flavors


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.42216 del
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>>42215
Sounds delightful! How long is the homebrew process from start to finish?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.42217 del
>>42216
Brett works slowly, this one was ready to drink after 8 months in fermenter + bottle (bottled Dec 5th last year); I do mostly wild/mixed fermentation beers since I like em and they're often hard to find/expensive and you can't beat a real brewery for something like a classic lager

for brewers yeast, the beer is ready in a month


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.42218 del
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Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.42219 del
SALBY humbles RAJOVIC


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.42220 del
>another sleepless night
God I hate this, no riding for me it seems


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.42221 del
Has skjelmose gone one race without a miserable chute this year?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.42222 del
>>42221
ynr amstel


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.42223 del
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>>42222
>chutes/gets sick
>does well
>repeat
skjelmose WC


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.42224 del
Swenson won the fraud's fraud discipline. Probably the most fun one to race though


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.42225 del
>>42224
I mean look at that


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.42226 del
>>42225
you prefer they ran it instead?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.42227 del
>>42225
Holly rampa


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.42228 del
>>42225
>avg speed 20.3 km/h
heh what a fraud


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.42229 del


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.42230 del
>>42227
mama mia


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.42231 del
>>42229
the marathon race is in the same region they were running the ultra marathon last week.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.42235 del
>>42224
marathon xc is really hard there's no hiding unlike in road and gravel and its always full gas from the start from what I've seen. And its not done after 60-90 min
One guy in my club races that and the watts are crazy and he's not even winning shit either. I'm planning on getting into that as well (maybe) since road is not for me


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.42240 del
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Picks. >>42239


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.42241 del
>>42240
>2 Paul Double
heh


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.42242 del
>>42235
That's cool. How far are you from proper trails? I think I prefer MTB over road, but unless your very lucky location wise you can't just take your bike and ride


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.42243 del
UAE domestic doping projects going hard in salalalalah


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.42244 del
100 swiss franc fine for memco. No yellow card


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.42245 del
>>42242
I'm not far from the woods that has all sorts of trails, 3-8 km until I'm there depending on where I want to ride


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.42246 del
>>42244
If it was Jean-Pierre Le Squeak it would have been DDQ


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.42247 del
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DSQ*


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.42248 del
Lord, creator of heaven and earth, have mercy on my soul


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.42249 del
>>42248
Sure, dude, gonna take care of it.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.42250 del
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>>42248
What part of your bike did you break now?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.42251 del
So

PARIS-NICE
TIRRENO-ADRIATICO
VOLTA CATALUNYA
ITZULIA
ROMANDIE
DAUPHINÉ
TOUR DE SUISSE

are obviously the most prestigious week long races. QUIZ TIME: how many times did Remco EVENEPOEL win any of these


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.42252 del
>>42251
0
he has zero wins in this department


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.42253 del
>>42252
Correct!


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.42254 del
>>42248
repent for your many sins first


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.42255 del
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oh i did a bertolo


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.42256 del
>>42255
that's A LOT of hikers
cool


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.42257 del
>>42256
almost of all them are polish beasts
i am hearing Wagner in my ears


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.42258 del
>>42255
if i didnt know where you were and i didnt know the ethnicities of the people in the photo and your removed the cross on the building i wouldve assumed this was somewhere in china


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.42259 del
>>42255
Is that the lair of a Bond villain on top of that hill?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.42260 del
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>>42255
I am making calls to send in more as we speak.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.42261 del
>>42255
it seems not worth the trouble to get so many h*kers to sign foto releases


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.42262 del
if Oliveira wins today I am uninstalling /cyc/ and will find a new hobby to waste my time on


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.42263 del
Why does Fortunato do absolutely nothing. All my other runners are trying at least. And failing miserably of course (Tiberi)


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.42264 del
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>>42263
Gassed and already going down after a good but long season.
Too bad hindlel was so mediocre all year because I wasn't sure about GALL exactly because he is coming off a long season. Jai didn't seem like a better option.
Luckily cowboy Felix is doing something at least.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.42265 del
Cow category


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.42266 del
>>42262
Vine just wins again Bert


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.42267 del
Jappe trying to bridge. GC boys are taking a 2-day break. This might be a 10-15 minute break kinda day.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.42268 del
>>42267
But Lecerf is only 18 minutes behind


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.42269 del
That Philipsen group was probably fake news since they lost 4 minutes in 1 minute


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.42270 del
>>42269
why isnt there coverage again on a sunday where literally the only interesting racing will be at the start


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.42271 del
>>42270
Because Spain is a 3rd world country and they are having siesta or something


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.42272 del
100+ km Vine solo incoming. Are you not entertained!??


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.42273 del
when is vinester gonna chute comicale? has to be soon right?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.42274 del
>>42268
I mean, UAE and Visma won't care. Do others even have the strength to control it?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.42275 del
Pretty impressive from Cofidis


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.42276 del
pedersen is like the sixth strongest sprinter in this break


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.42277 del
>>42275
glad we'll see less of this team next year
genuinely the most retarded team around


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.42278 del
Wada needs to make the call


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.42279 del
Imaginarlo: this break in sheepland is not too shabby, bert Julius, Alfred Brockwell, TRONCHON and the swarthy Beneluxer Wenzel. How about they go all the way and my Wenzel wins.
I will add a share of points to Patjebert's account for his recommendation.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.42280 del
>>42279
you would've got more if you listened to me and picked GLOAG


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.42281 del
1.3km 9% climb to decide on a lot of GC positions, I expect some chaotic attacks


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.42282 del
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Almost two minutes for Vine


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.42283 del
>>42268
he might top 10 if they keep letting this leash out


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.42284 del
>>42280
He did SHIT the whole season, suddenly he wakes up for one stage. That was BULLSHIT.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.42285 del
>>42284
he does need a contract, this is something that always starts showing at the end of the season


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.42286 del
Excuse me, besides he did SHIT besides that Down Under which as everyone knows count for NOTHING as the famous Assassins of Australia are the likes of WELSFORD, WILLIAMS or ROMO.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.42287 del
>>42286
>WILLIAMS
what the hell happened to him


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.42288 del
>>42287
injured (shadowbanned)


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.42289 del
>>42288
>lingering knee injury
WADA should at least get creative with the excuses instead of just reusing the same one each time


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.42290 del
>decathlon closing the gap on tronchon
lol shouldn't have changed teams traitor


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.42291 del
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Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.42292 del
>>42287
Had a brief mention here a few days ago >>40097


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.42293 del
>remco goes and looks back 1 second later
kwab


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.42294 del
>he wont be touching his brakes this time im sure


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.42295 del
5 stages and still cant tell if remco is in shit form or he couldnt care less


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.42296 del
brady gilmore > brennan


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.42297 del
REMGOD


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.42298 del
suddenly watson and tim torn tettenberg have returned


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.42299 del
>>42298
and brennan


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.42300 del
3 minutes for Vine


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.42301 del
Phew, sketchy.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.42302 del
Kooijgod


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.42303 del
>>42300
Yeah, I'm out once I deliver result shits for the first two.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.42304 del
break kwabbed good sprint


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.42305 del
>>42300
the fuck is fads fraudersen doing with his 4 domestiques


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.42306 del
is the GP Industria & Artigianato even televised?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.42307 del
>>42300
any time now one of the 45 chasers will do something...


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.42308 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g9DFwxIa2vE [Embed]
GP Argentina


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.42309 del
>>42308
grande


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.42310 del
>>42308
thank you


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.42311 del
>turn on the stream
>someone says CARAPAZ loudly
yes cyclismo is back


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.42312 del
grande Piganzoli about to crack


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.42313 del
Wait why do I have Albanese this is much harder than I thought


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.42314 del
switched out jokulset for berrade feel stupid now


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.42315 del
not so secret pick Barre on the move


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.42317 del
I was a fool to bet against hirschi in italian kermiskoersen


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.42318 del
>>42317
Same, late switches that left me without a black jersey guy and squeezing in Velasco. Again, my first bullshit team with two from each team would perform the best.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.42319 del
>>42317
I checked his results this year and they were ridiculous. So actually we were correct in not picking him. The game is just rigged


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.42320 del
>>42319
We have the same team but my pink guy is the rat not the albanian.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.42321 del
>>42319
>>42318
>>42317
Attention payer saw he was in decent shape in bretagne


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.42323 del
>>42321
he was good in germany I remember


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.42324 del
>>42321
He was but showing up once behind Abrahamsen and then being in group in Plouay doesn't make him mandatory.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.42325 del
Where is Piganzoli going? Was is visma?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.42326 del
>>42325
yes, ruining his career


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.42327 del
methinks wiebes should get the binda treatment


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.42328 del
descentlet finish this one


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.42329 del


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.42330 del
barre engelhardt in gr descendlet


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.42331 del
EZ DEL TACO


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.42332 del
Toro merda
UAE culo


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.42333 del
grand-ACK


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.42334 del
thank you barré sprinting for my points
true king


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.42335 del
>Frenchman wins a tour
pas normal, too bad it's not world tour level


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.42336 del
good bye slippy G, your slips will be missed


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.42338 del
>>42336
Good riddance


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.42340 del
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Results, final. >>42337 >>42339


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.42341 del
>>42338
what's wrong with Slippy G?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.42342 del
>>42341
Part of the Brailsfraud *nglo garbage clan that ruined cycling for many years. I do not forgive or forget


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.42343 del
>>42342
based, I eagerly await ALL of them get their comeuppance


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.42344 del
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>>42340
Another disaster but barely any differences in the end so whatever


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.42345 del
kek velasco did sprint top 10, thanks lad


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.42346 del
>>42345
>picked the wrong astana puncheur


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.42347 del
>>42345
Filippo Magli 10th? Then SURELY Albanese is somewhere there too right


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.42348 del
>>42345
Yeah, that was him going for it from the group.
Also Lecerf is going back to top 10 for sure now. 14 minutes.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.42349 del
>>42347
11-13th were EF and astana riders judging from the finish


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.42350 del
>>42347
There were tree pinkies, one from the very back but that was rat.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.42351 del
Anyway when are they really going to ride, they only gained like 40 seconds on Vine. If they stay away while Pedersen has 15 teammates I am DONE with this Vuelta


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.42352 del
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Kek, no one is following the vuelta here? Another retard caused a crash


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.42353 del
lot of funny possible sprint winners from the break. ivo, planckaert, stewart. really it will just be funny if mads loses


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.42354 del
>>42352
But Romo just chuted for no reason


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.42355 del
>>42353
Mads will lose


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.42356 del
>>42353
ivo winning is a perfect summation of this vuelta


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.42357 del
Huh Eurosport has commercials again so switched to Sporza for the first time. Who is this asshole and where the fuck is Renaat


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.42358 del
>>42353
He's been awful in bunch sprints. If he doesn't drop the others, him losing won't even be a surprise.

Stewart or Aular will win.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.42359 del
>>42352
another victory for Palestine


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.42360 del
Buitrago Bernal and Pedersen, very similar types


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.42361 del
bernalito lives


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.42362 del
>>42357
vuelta so boring they can't even retain commentators


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.42363 del
WAAR BISIAUX


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.42364 del
>>42362
Makes sense


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.42365 del
Uh oh Madsbros, there is Aular


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.42366 del
remember when aular got indicted in that caja rural doping leak that the burgos DS got punished for and then DNS'd the day after for "unspecified illness"


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.42367 del
What is mads doing? He has 4 teammates


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.42368 del
>>42367
taking racing advice from Grug and Pogi


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.42369 del
this is good for GC Junior


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.42370 del
>>42367
They are probably done from pulling all day


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.42371 del
bahrain pacing now lol


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.42372 del
>>42371
Literally no reason not too. Especially after how shit Buitrago and Tiberi have been


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.42373 del
>>42372
it's for troon's precious 9th place


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.42374 del
>>42366
I don't think there is a single sudaca rider that didn't used doped at some point. Getting pro means so much for them


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.42375 del
>>42374
Superman is clean


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.42376 del
>>42372
Protecting torsten trains top 10


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.42377 del
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>>42375
>Miguel Angel Lopez says that he was entirely clean, and not once doped in his whole cycling career.

>Man, I'm gonna tell ya, that is some bad luck. When the one guy who's clean, gets banned for doping

>That's probably ... you don't get worse luck than that.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.42378 del


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.42379 del
>>42373
>>42376
Yes, I know. As they should be doing, since they have nothing else to ride for.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.42380 del
Aular will kwab Mads P.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.42381 del
gay jonas kisses


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.42382 del
>>42381
it's the wave that really gets me


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.42383 del
Comon kung, time to ride for gruel


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.42384 del
we do a little motopacing


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.42385 del
why the fuck is there a camera at the back and front of the peloton they are 14 mins behind


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.42386 del
>>42385
Coverage has been pretty shit all race long, standard Vuelta stuff, I guess


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.42387 del
What if Sheffield wins?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.42388 del
If Mads loses this he is the new Wout


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.42389 del
I like these 1-day race style breaks


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.42390 del
That was the weakest attaque ever, thanks Egan


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.42391 del
>>42387
would be pretty cool


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.42392 del
If they slurp then everyone comes back and Oliveira wins


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.42393 del
aular such a rat kek


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.42394 del
>start slurping with 6km
Gruel sisters, we're eating good tonight


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.42395 del
>>42392
KŲNG wins


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.42396 del
Hope these keks get cought


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.42398 del
where the heck is the chase


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.42399 del
none of these guys wants to with Mads there but why aren't they attacking


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.42400 del
>back home with 3k to go
time to see EGGan BERNAL win


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.42401 del
Only Sheffield is trying to play the game but he doesn't do shit either. How are there no attaques


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.42402 del
LOL


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.42403 del
>Chutefield


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.42404 del
chutefield, pottery


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.42405 del
pfffft sheffield


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.42406 del
Mads won


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.42407 del
magnus ffs


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.42408 del
Mads P rode that finale like a boss


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.42409 del
fraudlar


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.42410 del
I get irrationally angry when pros chute due to shit bike handling


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.42411 del
>>42410
I actually laughed out loud


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.42412 del
Last night I dreamt Mads won (didn't see it happen just checked PCS in my dreams). I should have trusted my premonition and done a cheeky bet.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.42413 del
>>42411
Me too


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.42414 del
>>42412
I think he was the overwhelming favorite today


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.42415 del
Garofoli with another 17th place. He loves the Canal-zone


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.42416 del
imagine if aular didnt take mads's wheel from sheffield and him chuting chopped the rest of the group


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.42417 del
>>42414
you never know when a Gaudu comes out of nowhere


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.42418 del
Is that Mads' boyfriend?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.42419 del
Monforte de Lemos could provide some nice Maxime Monfort and Lame jokes but I am tired


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.42420 del
>>42394
It wasn't even gruel, it was ALFONSO BRA.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.42421 del
>>42420
Gruel probably dead last from the entire group


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.42422 del
Oh great Bisiaux 43rd


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.42423 del
>bisiaux got dropped


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.42424 del
>kids screaming vingegaard and he just ignores them
kek


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.42425 del
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Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.42426 del
>>42425
uhm Carapaz bros?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.42427 del
>>42425
>>42426
Fell for the psyop again, should have just left Hirschi alone.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.42430 del
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Results. >>42429


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.42431 del
>>42425
Waar Jantje Christen he


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.42434 del
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Results. >>42432


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.42435 del
>>42434
Hehehe nice score there Ameribert. Maybe it's not over!!


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.42436 del
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uno x has passed cofidis


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.42437 del
>>42436
Lotto and Wanty are the merger rumor? so that would move up Uno-X into the last WT slot if they use Wanty's license?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.42438 del
>>42437
it is unclear how that last license will be distributed
I read something about going to the highest bidder too


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.42439 del
>>42438
yeah, because Lotto is also earning their own so they can sell Wanty's, but does Uno-X being ranked 18th trump a team buying the license?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.42440 del
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Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.42441 del
>To prepare for the potential high temperatures in Rwanda, Evenepoel has scheduled a short internship in a warm location. "Will I be in Spain? I'm not going to say. Otherwise, everyone will be back there. In Rwanda, it could go either way. It could rain there like it did here this week, but it could also be hot and at altitude. So it will be very specific work. A combination of heat and altitude. I've already had a long period of altitude training, so an extra push is welcome now," concluded the man from Schepdaal.

You know you still need to tell WADA, right remco?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.42442 del
>>42441
Jan Hirt is funding this trip himself I heard


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.42443 del
>>42441
he's off to meh́ico


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.42444 del
>>42441
he's hinting at Colombia!


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.42445 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ya9RVtTjHB0 [Embed]


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.42446 del
>>42445
kek never seen this


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.42447 del
Free your mind and your legs will follow


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.42448 del
>>42447
Photo didn't upload


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.42449 del
>>42448
>201 bpm
very cool, a fellow youngbert o/


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.42450 del


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.42451 del
>>42449
I'm 38


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.42452 del
>>42451
It's the wine.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.42453 del
>>42451
38 is still young!


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.42454 del
>>42452
More like me being 162cm


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.42455 del
>>42454
I am 188cm, 39 and get into 180bpm regularly when strained.
AND I drink wine. Case closed, wine it is.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.42456 del
Not that I am fat, surely not.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.42457 del
>>42448
I can only force something like this on an indoor trainer


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.42458 del
>>42457
Yeah, I never go over like 195 outdoors. It's been a few months since I've been over 200 for max.

I stopped having my HR on screen while raping and I can definitely dig a lot deeper without that mental block.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.42459 del
if your max hr is not five times your resting heart rate are you even trying


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.42460 del
>>42459
tfw no resting heartrate of 0


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.42461 del
I don't think I've reached 180 in years. Since I stopped running basically


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.42462 del
my 211 bpm peak mogs every bert


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.42463 del
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Haven't used a hr strap in over a year I think. I had two break within a month and the third replacement got stolen from the delivery guy so I just said fuck it one less thing that clutters my headunit


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.42464 del
>>42463
I don't have a power meter so I only use HR


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.42465 del
>>42463
Greatest webm on /sp/ bar none. I see something new everytime I watch it.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.42466 del
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>>42439
As I read the UCI regulations they should be first in line assuming they apply for a license and UCI doesn't arbitrarily decide they don't fulfil any of the other four criteria. It's a situation we haven't had before since the relegation system was introduced so UCI could easily make an exception if someone pays them some money under the table. What's Uno-X going to do about it?

If you need some bedtime reading you can check out the one called Part II - Road Races that has all the relevant regulations.
https://www.uci.org/regulations/3MyLDDrwJCJJ0BGGOFzOat#general-organisation


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.42467 del
polebert, your superclassico result was off somewhat
I think it's the break points


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.42468 del
>>42467
Yes, it is the third break, forgot that in superclasico max group is 20, not 30 as in stage races.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.42469 del
rode my first race today berts, went decent aside from the fact i genuinely get filtered with every bridge or hill
i now also understand the group 2-slurpage, 1 guy just rode away solo and was never to be seen again


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.42470 del
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>>42469
at least you didn't crash also how long are your hills


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.42471 del
>>42470
300m in length, but i am not a watt/kg person, more so a 'mash pure watts for 30s' type
finished top 10 at least which was way better than i expected, anticipated poorly in the last lap sadly which cost me a podium


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.42472 del
>>42471
did you outsprint the wattlets


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.42473 del
>>42469
Well done Bert.
You'll get them next time once you get some more race experience.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.42474 del
>>42469
the VAM berg beckons


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.42475 del
>>42472
yes, the only ones i could not beat were the ones who clearly had great legs all race, a very honest result
>>42473
thank you, it did really surprise me how bad people were at cornering, everytime there was a corner you couldn't pedal through i was able to gain places fast - very happy about that
>>42474
i will be put on +10 minutes after one lap, very annoying rampa


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.42476 del
>>42475
perhaps the training should start with this alto


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.42477 del
>>42476
this is actually my local climb, lovely 2-3 minute effort which feels a lot less steep than today's course


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.42478 del
the moon outside just turned bloody red


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.42479 del
>>42478
vuelta promos are getting out of control


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.42480 del
>>42478
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2MtEsrcTTs [Embed]
evening theme


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.42481 del
Looks like the beamer to light the moon is slowly starting to work again.
Whats certainly red as well is the other moonen


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.42482 del
Today I feel it's accurate (it was a /hike/)


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.42483 del
>>42482
blatant egg forgery is not permitted


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.42484 del
>>42482
40 jajka na chlebie z polski


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.42485 del
40 posts until we're full, but it's a rest day tomorrow. (Except for the coverage of the Venezuela Vuelta by bertaegg)


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.42486 del
>>42485
I say we make a new thread now so nobody gets stuck but (((they))) don't want that and will shout me down


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.42487 del
>>42486
There already is a new thread Bert. With the chair perro


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.42488 del
>Omani national team rider Mohammed al Wahaibi drew the spotlight by winning the "grey jersey" (Most Aggressive Rider) sponsored by Badr Al Samaa Hospital, giving local fans a proud moment that highlighted the growth of Omani cycling.

"Wahhabi Deemed Most Aggressive By Local Hospital" would be my headline personally.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.42489 del
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>>42487
there is


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.42490 del
>>42482
avg and max HR?


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.42492 del
>>42490
116 avg, 165 max, but wrist HR measures a little bit more than strapon


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.42493 del
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>>42492
>strapon


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.42494 del
>>42493
>bert doesn't use hr strapon
fucking pleb


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.42495 del
my strapon issues are FIXED btw


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.42496 del
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>>42463
>>42465
I have it saved, always ready to launch.
Iowa also has nice replayability.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.42497 del
>>42463
I use it on the trainer because it's one more number to fight the boredom, but I haven't used it outside in a very long time. If you have power it's enough


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.42498 del
>>42497
HR is a good indicator if you're getting SICK though


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.42499 del
>>42498
if I'm sick I feel it right away I don't need numbers for that


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.42500 del
>>42499
Yes, well, but when you are scoring some Z2 watts and suddenly your HR is morbidly high like 130 or something, you know something is awry


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Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.42505 del
>>42500
I'm pretty sure mid - upper z2 is 145 - 155 bpm for me, now I wonder if my heart rate zones and max hr changed since I last recorded. Lots of riding and big gains since innit


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.42506 del
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>>42503
really down to the wire, counting provisional vuelta points this is absurdly close right now. ~400 points [aka roughly one harold tejada] between 1 and 4


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.42507 del
>>42506
Yeah, the Dane is coming HARD after all of you.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.42508 del
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>>42506
Wow I think I am 15 points ahead of you virtually. That is NUTS


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.42509 del
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3rd week HIRT and OTRUBA gonna be score some major upsets


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.42510 del
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>>42509
my hopes lie in the capable hands of... juan atchooso.


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.42511 del
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By the way earlier I was looking around for something to maybe improve the endchan experience and I found this idk if its been shared before
https://github.com/JacobSvenningsen/endchan-script
adds a few qol features such as image hover and post inlining and a post/file counter at the bottom of the thread with which no bert should be stuck in a dead thread for an hour no more


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.42512 del
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The dopeur lost


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.42513 del
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>>42510
Well I have some deadwood with Tiberi and Fortunato. And Bisiaux and Fisher-Black. And Ciccone is dead. And these are my only hope because I have nobody in GC


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.42514 del
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So basically it is hoping for many more Marco Soler betrayals and the 17th places of Garofoli. Not Good


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.42515 del
And Bert has Gall and Træen. So it is OVER after all


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.42516 del
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Anyway about my træen. It had two malfunctions, last driver probably didn't give a FUCK, but I fixed them BOTH. Because I have the knowledge to do so. What do you say about that


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.42517 del
>>42516
what was the matter with it


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.42518 del
>>42517
One of the doors didn't open, and the calling of the stations was offsync


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 23:33 [Preview] No.42519 del
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I don't understand how I get banned literally every time I post a little on /tv/. Those people are snowflakes.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.42520 del
>42500
>130
>high


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.42523 del
de doeren to het nieuw draad doet niet openen. if only there was a Bert skilled enough here to fix this.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.42528 del
>>42515
still a million superclasicos for irrelevant italian races


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.42529 del
kooij to decathlon official now, tree year deal.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.42530 del
>>42529
oh and robbe ghys and daan hoole and cees bol


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.42533 del
>>42530
Probably should be robbe ghyys, daan hoole and cees bool, amiriitee.
Are the Dutch naming their stuff while pretending they're doing sheep voices.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.42535 del
time to move over:
>>41503
>>41503
>>41503


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Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.42543 del
Now



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