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Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No. 43552
Elite leadout edition

>Current and upcoming races
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>Previous Thread:
>>41503


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.43553 del
think the tit has this


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.43554 del
great racing


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.43555 del
Hello where the fuck is De Lie


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.43556 del
>>43555
GREAT question


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.43557 del
I reckon skjelmose will win


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.43558 del
And Pog suddenly just gives up. Ok 0 points thanks a lot buy


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.43559 del
Go on Bettiol, my son


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.43560 del
pog you retard


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.43561 del
mcnuggets


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.43562 del
>>43555
G4 (peleton)


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.43563 del
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Only tree new posts before I have noticed I should stop refreshing.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.43564 del
the fuck is that moron meurisse riding for


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.43565 del
FUCK YES GO GO GO


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.43566 del
Kek, pogi said fuck you wheelsuckers


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.43567 del
These dudes are literally on the wheel of the moto


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.43568 del
allAH


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.43569 del
bettiol and allah now thats a washed duo


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.43570 del
bertiol with the gayest bidon throw ive ever seen


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.43571 del
they're not catching them are they


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.43572 del
Don't think they're getting caught.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.43573 del
Where the fuck does this come from


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.43574 del
kek fucking allah, wheelsucking all day
pithie will attack him after the race


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.43575 del
>allahphilipe is measuring this very well
>immediately attacks at 1500 to go


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.43576 del
You were not wrong Bertje >>43502


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.43577 del
>>43572
I think Alaphilippe may get caught because this is some Padun shit


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.43578 del
wow


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.43579 del
NEVER work


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.43580 del
>surrounded by motos


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.43581 del
of course allah gets moto draft front right and rear


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.43582 del


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.43583 del
amazing, based Allah


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.43584 del
bling, de lie, strong in a line


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.43585 del
POGAFRAUD


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.43586 del
lmao, slurpers lost again


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.43587 del
bini you were looking so good...


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.43588 del
BARRENETXEA bros, another DNF


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.43589 del
absolutely based victory
UAE merda can fuck off


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.43590 del
Nice sprint W*ut, lost to Gianni Vermeersch


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.43592 del
>pog looks exhausted
a sight you don't see in the tour


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.43591 del
very happy the old dog won


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.43593 del
looks like pog is washed. probably best you dont pick him in the montreal


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.43594 del
Oh fucking hell I just realized that this mean assist points for Mayrhofer


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.43595 del
very happy the old dog won


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.43596 del
antione huby trying to get a tudor contract


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.43597 del
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Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.43598 del
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>It's another edition of "Bert Refreshes a Thread at Reply Limit for 25 Minutes"


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.43599 del
Eulálio 33rd. FUCK


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.43600 del
madouas somehow 17th after being dropped like 30 minutes ago
pulled a demare I guess


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.43601 del
the dane should have a clear lead in the /cyc/ gc provisional now. we should all be ashamed of ourshelves


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.43602 del
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Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.43604 del
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Results. >>43603


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.43605 del
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>>43604
>Only two berts with a pick in the top 7


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.43606 del
>>43604
mvdkwab


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.43607 del
sunday is the dress rehearsal for Kigali


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.43608 del
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Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.43609 del
>>43607
we all get to practice turning off the television when pog goes solo


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.43610 del
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>get a decent result
>my /cyc/ gc point gains are neutralized because my decent results giving guys finish 8 to 11 instead of 4 to 7


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.43611 del
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>race in "france"
<french podium
of course


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.43613 del
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Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.43614 del
peculiar


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.43615 del
I hope I didn't miss anything from leaf lands. I watched the race the last couple of years, so I don't guess I missed anything. what do you mean allah won a fucking world tour race like it's 2019 or something again.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.43616 del
>>43615
Very strange G2 slurpage. Pogi revved the engine for like 5 seconds twice which tore the peloton to shreds and everyone started looking at each other.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.43617 del
>>43616
ok, allah celebrating can mean he finished 3rd these days, so I had to make sure first.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.43618 del
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Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.43621 del
I've been in this thread the whole time, not the old stinky one
no further questions


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.43622 del
>>43615
snoozer for the first bit but the final 35km was pretty good racing


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.43623 del
>>43621
autismbert is still lost in the previous thread for sure just as he gets lost in the tunnels


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.43624 del
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sour belgian-style dark ale, my go at an old bruin


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.43625 del
>>43624
phwoar
with what did you hop it bert?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.43626 del
>>43625
barely any hops in this style of beer — the alpha acids in hops are a preservative that prevent bacterial growth, but these beers need the friendly bacteria


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.43627 del
>>43626
>barley, any hops
baste
looks a treat thanks for poasting


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.43628 del
>>43626
nice, I used to drink liefmans oud bruin and Queue de Charrue Vieille Brune a lot
bad for your teeth though


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.43629 del
>>43624
Based oud bruin enjoyer. My favorite one is actually swizz, but I've stopped alcohol long ago now


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.43630 del
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>wake up to go on gargantual ride
>it's wet everywhere and it's raining
what the FUCK is this betrayal
it was supposed to be lovely today


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.43631 del
>>43630
8 am rain hit my crib as well


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.43632 del
>>43630
it was over before it started


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.43634 del
>>43630
Even here it sucks, but we're going back to summer tomorrow. God I love septembre


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.43635 del
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I don't know what the fuss is aboot, I will wait till it blows over and then go on a slightly spraying comfy ride on wet roads with my shoes condoms on.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.43636 del
just a week remains until the Big event of me season
taper bros we feasting


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.43637 del
>>43636
what's the event my man?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.43638 del
How old do your like your mold Berts?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.43639 del
Anyway, time to r*pe while watching dota


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.43640 del
>>43639
Looks like my saddle sore decided otherwise.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.43641 del
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>>43640
the bane of indoor cycling


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.43642 del
>>43641
I used to be fine, don't know what happened. Now I can't start cycling again after a break without pimples everywhere


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.43643 del
Couldn't watch the race yesterday and just saw Pogi absolutely seething. God is great.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.43644 del
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The roads are still wet, what sort of sorcery is this
In summer they would be dry in 3.5 seconds after rain but because it's september suddenly it takes hours?
I want my money back


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.43645 del
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>>43644
soon it will take 3 days to dry up but it will never dry up because its always raining within the drying period so its infinite wetness all day every day fuck


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.43646 del
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>>43645
Another year's gone by
Again a year older
Death and nothingess is one year closer
Dreams are slipping away
Slowly turning back into stardust


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.43647 del
Just come here


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.43648 del
>>43646
certain train drivers here are 45 so it's not that bad


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.43649 del
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>>43648
But they look 20 since their skin is not destroyed by Sun as majority of their life was spent stuck in tunnels


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.43650 del
kijkers, it's on in 90 minutes.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.43651 del
>>43649
some say they even go blind in the dark and can't adjust their veloteams well anymore


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.43652 del
PCS IS DOWN WORLDWIDE


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.43653 del
>>43652
Remember to pay for the pro version


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.43654 del
>>43653
I'm going to stop flushing so I can afford PCS pro


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.43655 del
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we live in Suisse kijkers
puck has to start from the second line for being a kwab lately


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.43656 del
bora and UAE have formed an alliance to set a disgusting pace it seems


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.43657 del
>>43637
100km tr*


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.43658 del
Missed my stage race this weekend due to an illness, shame but not much point racing when you have a fever. At least I can watch the Vuelta now, hope to see a filleted fish in the end and Hindley winning by 2min+


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.43659 del
mid ride beer
suddenly it got hot and sunny, why wasnt like this in the morning? the paleatinians are behind this for sure
even brought leg warmers for squeakers sake


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.43660 del
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favorites still riding together


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.43661 del
>>43659
mit schnitzel ?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.43662 del
>>43660
Does grug have any chances of riding on the podium tomorrow?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.43663 del
firstcycling insurgents have attacked the PCS van


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.43664 del
>>43661
zonder, i already ate
only 60 km, i didnt enjoy it today at all


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.43665 del
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It is still raining. I don't mind getting wet but perhaps not immediately.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.43666 del
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>Jardi Christiaan VAN DER LEE


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.43667 del
Nobody is watching anymore?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.43668 del
>>43667
yes well its gonna get cancelled so


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.43669 del
>>43668
Looks like it yes


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.43670 del
uh oh
happenings


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.43671 del
>road blocked
Just remove the grand tour status from this shitty race already


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.43672 del
vingegaard is assumably bankrolling them


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.43673 del
Thanks to pro-Landa protestors he is now alone in front


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.43674 del
nothing but animals


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.43675 del
Also shoot these people. How hard can it be


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.43676 del
who was that runner


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.43677 del
shimano car should just plow through these commies


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.43678 del
How is this in any way helping their cause? Literally just hooligans wanting to hurt athletes for the fun of it.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.43679 del
>>43676
Probably someone from my team


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.43680 del
uh oh now all the polis aren't with the pedalton


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.43681 del
Armirail dropped by Jardi Christiaan van der Lee. Nice signing there Visma


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.43682 del
That's an interesting way to ride from Balderstone


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.43683 del
if this was Carapaz not Landa/Ciccone/Bernal he'd win this stage easily


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.43684 del
>>43683
landa wins tho


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.43685 del
damkino


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.43686 del
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>>43665
managed to stay 90% dry


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.43687 del
Cars didn't go through? Now all we need is a fish puncture


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.43688 del
>>43684
Already looks like parcheggio


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.43689 del
Lot of conflating "peaceful protest" with "protest that doesn't inconvenience anyone" going on


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.43690 del
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I have seen enough
Richie TELLO will win and celebrate by sacrificing palestinian kids to Moloch on the finish line


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.43691 del
ALLEZ GIULIO


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.43692 del
LANDA parcheggio
BERNAL GOMEZ parcheggio
CICCO goes solo


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.43693 del
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pcsbert better get his shit back up how am I supposed to know whats happening in the race if he doesn't tell me


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.43694 del
AYUSO gone, SOLER gone


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.43695 del
>>43693
But we are telling you


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.43696 del
>>43693
use the backup site


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.43697 del
>>43694
Did everything they could, sadly the legs weren't there


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.43698 del
>>43694
one final betrayal (minor)


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.43699 del
>>43693
Use the official tracker? PCS doesn't any more info


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.43700 del
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we're all using spanish flags now huh


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.43701 del
Landismo lives in my heart


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.43702 del
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Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.43703 del
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ALMEIDA better go THERMONUCLEAIRE, that's the only thing that can somehow redeem this very La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.43704 del
Landa about to go thermonuclear


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.43705 del
landa turned on the ebike


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.43706 del
I have Landa and Cicco, hope they make it


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>>43700
We are all on Bola del Mundo, which Berts are staying home


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.43708 del
>>43689
I'm not conflating anything, just le me enjoy ciclismo if you want me to care about your "cause"


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.43709 del
Faster Bigscharter .
This isn't doing it.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.43710 del
>>43707
feels like we should have a C - Palestine


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.43711 del
Struggling to drop Jaume Guardeño who I'm pretty sure is not even a real person.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.43712 del


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.43713 del
/cyc/ needs to write Pidders a BIG apology letter


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.43714 del
Vine time


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.43715 del
>>43712
could be funny


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.43716 del
>>43713
never


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.43717 del
Some strange fellas there. Howson and Ronnie Pickering


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.43718 del
PELLIZZARI LACHEE
GALL LACHEE


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.43719 del
well? How's landa doing


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.43720 del
Does Hindlel realise he needs to drop Pidkek?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.43721 del
>>43718
>baldergod outclimbing these frauds


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.43722 del
>>43720
like 7k to go bert


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.43723 del
pellizari is a diesel


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.43724 del
>>43721
But he is still bald


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.43725 del
berNULL


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.43726 del
>>43724
but he is still able


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.43727 del
>>43713
He did a whole lot better than expected. Now he will become a full time grand tour GC rider and never win anything again.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.43728 del
Jorgenson parcheggio totale. That shitter Lecerf is actually going to get top 10


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.43729 del
>>43710
I mean C- Israel is right there


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.43730 del
tulett looks alot like cian are we sure they didnt do a switcheroo


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.43731 del
>>43729
But palestine isn't a country


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.43732 del
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Vinestar has to make it till the rampas otherwise we will get slurpage extraordinaire


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.43733 del
>>43731
Neither is Israel


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.43734 del
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>>43731
Exactly, Palestine falls under C - Israel


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.43735 del
>>43732
please do not make it, we need a Landa win


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.43736 del
>>43735
No we need a Ciccone win


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.43737 del
>>43735
surely Cicco will outsprint Landismo any day


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.43738 del
>>43730
he's in such good shape it's unfortunate he'll come away with nothing this vuelta


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.43739 del
GALL, PELLIZARRI climbing worse than superstars HOWSON, TROON and JUNIOR


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.43740 del
I hate women.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.43741 del
>>43731
fun fact checkia is one of two countries in the world who is considered to dispute their own recognition of palestine as a state alongwith papua new guinea because czechoslovakia recognized palestine and this has not been officially revoked but the current government denies it recognizes palestine [but does not revoke their official recognition]


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.43742 del
>>43740
how much?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.43743 del
What happened to gaudu. Dude won one stage and then treat the rest as vacations?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.43744 del
judging from their faces the gc group is riding z3 aka slurping


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.43745 del
>>43743
classic french team mentality


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.43746 del
>>43743
he's a pure puncheur now


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.43747 del
So when will anyone attack?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.43748 del
Rapeman about to pull off


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.43749 del
rampas


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.43750 del
man pelizzari is cracking hard


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.43751 del
>>43747
in 200m


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.43752 del
>>43747
Next year


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.43753 del
I can't imagine joao doing an attack


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.43754 del
>>43747
You only gain time on rampas by other runners attacking backwards


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.43755 del
hmm, firstcycling has an openstreetmap with the koers integrated. This is so much better than pee sea ass


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.43756 del
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Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.43757 del
lecerf has been hanging with mauri too much


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.43758 del
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KAM ON JOAO SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.43759 del
>you seriously thought the diesel would drop someone


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.43760 del
PINCHAZO ROAD


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.43761 del
half those spectators better be plainclothes riflemen


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.43762 del
I am so bored. How long has this Vuelta been going on. 6 weeks? 7?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.43763 del
pidcock cracking


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.43764 del
waiting for the Pidcock attaque


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.43765 del
PIDCVCK GOES BACKWARDS


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.43766 del
Yup it's ogre.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.43767 del
hindley smells blood
vai vai vai


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.43768 del
I could win this stage


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.43769 del
CAM ON JOAO


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.43770 del
Business idea: make the rampa even more inhumana


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.43771 del


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.43772 del
kuss swapped to his e-bike the last 2 weeks


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.43773 del
NO JOAO DONT CRACK


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.43774 del
Almerda hasn't dropped Vingo once this race yet /cyc/ pretends the protests made a difference for the race outcome


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.43775 del
congertulations jonas vingogo your new vuelta champion. a deserved victor


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.43776 del
>>43774
it did shorten the tt a wee bit so


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.43777 del
vingegaard loves sitting in the wheel


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.43778 del
>>43777
Never ride eh


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.43779 del
>>43776
even if he had gained 4 times as much time on Jonas it hadn't been enough


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.43780 del
I don't think I can remember such a slurpy GC.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.43781 del
ROGLIC would have easily won this Vuelta, this is peak fraudulence


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.43782 del
Almeida looking cooked


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.43783 del
CAM ON JOE


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.43784 del
begrudging respect to hindlel for mildly animating this terrible vuelta


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.43785 del
I apologize to pidcuckitini


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.43786 del
>>43780
plenty a giro was as bad or worse than this 2bh


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.43787 del
Attaque de Jonas Cringegaard


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.43788 del
>>43785
cant wait for a whole winter of le big five conversation


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.43789 del
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Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.43790 del
Booooo
This semen slurping sport isn't for me


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.43791 del
yes well: lame


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.43792 del
where are the palestinians when you need'em


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.43793 del
AND THERE'S GALL MY GOD HE'S GOING TO WIN THE STAGE


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.43794 del


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.43795 del
Kuss should probably stay behind Almeida technically but won't matter


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.43796 del
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Lookingbackgaard.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.43797 del
the Vuelta does suffer from being mostly a bunch of unipuertos


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.43798 del
Jonas literally wins this Vuelta at 50%. Pog would have won here with 25 minutes


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.43799 del
Kino climb.
Wish we had more of this.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.43800 del
>>43798
>Pog would have won here with 25 minutes
Well no shit that's how he wins most races he's in


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.43801 del
why won't they take the shortcut?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.43802 del
>Richie TELLO coming back
kek what a kek


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.43803 del
>>43797
it's usually okay when there's some breakaways with equal strength


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.43804 del
riccismello is a true warrior


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.43805 del
i am sincerely wishing for a retrvn to the roglic slurp vueltas. lord this is even even worse kill all vismoids


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.43806 del
yes, well, I'm glad Vinegar at least attacked


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.43807 del
I wish he didn't win just so I didn't have to see that uglu kiss celebration


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.43808 del
>>43797
>>43803
vuelta giveth vuelta taketh last year was great with good battles for the stage win and gc action right after and this year its mid. If vingo wasn't here almeida would've smashed the competition and UAE would probably have won even more stages


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.43809 del
fucking vine, what the fuck


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.43810 del
Lol Kuss 2nd because of course. Vine 7th or something. What a joke


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.43811 del
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And VINE comes 20 seconds behind
What a joke of a team


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.43812 del
nice hjaelpers wtf


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.43813 del
Vine?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.43814 del
>>43808
/cyc/ also complained to no end last year and hating on O'Connor because he fought on instead of getting dropped.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.43815 del
total pellizari collapse


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.43816 del
always kino when the runners barely make it across the finish line


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.43817 del
>>43814
O'Connor getting those minutes saved that vuelta otherwise roglic would have won with his eyes closes (he still did)


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.43818 del
Total kolaps, GALL and PELLIZZARI.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.43819 del
Thanks for paying attention to Pellizzari Spanish RAI


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.43820 del
Just one more step, /elite/bros. Perhaps it's time for a return to the GT where it all began.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.43821 del
>>43814
yes well I wanted RICHIE on the podium


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.43822 del
>xavier finlay xavier pickering
>abel balderstone roumens


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.43823 del
>>43817
Exactly. My point is people will always complain no matter if the race is good or bad.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.43824 del
>>43820
Volta?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.43825 del
>>43823
true but sometimes the complaining is valider


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.43826 del
Business idea:
Jip van den Bos lets me smell her feet


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.43827 del
Well thanks Jip, that was very necessary and interesting


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.43828 del
>>43823
it's fun to hate on tourettes o'goober


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.43829 del
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>jip van den bos
dutch mfs literally pad their names with empty words to make them look longer


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.43830 del
total gall collapse


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.43831 del
should have went with vine as GC leader


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.43832 del
All I had to do was pick Shitcock and Træen instead of retards like Tiberi and Fortunato


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.43833 del
Can't provide proper shits without the shit giving service from PCS.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.43834 del
Sepp KUSSEN is a beer man


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.43835 del
>vingo only a few seconds purito
washed


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.43836 del
>>43831
Big risk expecting him to finish 21 stages in a row.
>>43832
Pidcock at 12 seemed a little too costly at the time.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.43837 del
So that was the Vuelta. Excited to see what Jonas can do at the WC and do Denmark proud


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.43838 del
SEPP is BASED


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.43839 del
>>43837
They already talked about him being fatigued during this race. I wouldn't be surprised if he also canceled his European Championship participation.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.43840 del
>>43838
Based on what?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.43841 del
Pidcock seems like he never wants to do gc ever again


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.43842 del
Thank god this shitshow is finally over.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.43843 del
>>43841
lmao he sounds so miserable


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.43844 del
Easy top 10 in the velo game.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.43845 del
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>>43841
he's not having a good time thats for sure


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.43846 del
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La Vuelta Ciclista International a Costa Rica FEVER


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.43847 del
Milano San Remo fever, personally


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.43848 del
Do we know what the pcs tech stack is? Probably some ancient php monolith.
And does the van man also do the coding?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.43849 del
>>43841
atleast he has podium, I'd take stage wins over 4th


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.43850 del
>>43848
this is just a test to see which websites were copying his data


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.43852 del
How are we feeling about tomorrow: Jappe wins or race neutralisation and no winner?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.43853 del
Firstcycling blasting me with a captcha - not gonna happen then.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.43854 del
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today's bread, all freshly milled whole grain heirloom wheats


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.43855 del
>>43852
it's already shortened so they must feel strong in having an actual finish otherwise they would've just canceled


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:49 [Preview] No.43856 del
>>43854
thicc crust very lewd


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.43857 del
>>43854
Beautiful


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.43858 del
>>43854
lekker broodje


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.43859 del
>>43854
There are a few burned spots though


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.43860 del
>>43854
I'd put some butter and salt and that and devour it


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.43861 del
>>43854
How do you cut your bread by the way? For me, it's the Graef H93


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.43862 del
>>43848
There's also a major debt card service outage today (just have your money in a bit of plastic schizo chud, lul) and I am thinking these outages (cards and PCS) could be connected by sum shared, high level service.
Or some dunce updated a library on a Saturday, said "fuck it, I am off" and now there is a pipeline failure because of a symbol not found kek.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.43863 del
it's not just ciclismo


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.43864 del
>>43863
Now this one is actually based because it only stops Israeli's from competing and doesn't ruin the whole tournament.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.43865 del
>>43863
why didn't they just play without the flag like the ruskis


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.43866 del
I think it's time to play mass effect again


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.43867 del
>>43866
are the batarians getting uppity again?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.43868 del
>>43861
Why do Germans require special equipment to cut bread? In America, it's either sliced at bakery or sliced with a knife at home.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.43869 del
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>"Gas explosion" in one of Madrid's cafe, 20 injured
IPT sends their regards


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.43870 del
>>43869
Asspain has bromlems
>no electricity
>gas blows


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.43871 del
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>>43868
dunno about machine Bert, those are my tools

>>43854
very nice, now show a fluffy slice


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.43872 del
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VERY unofficiel, VERY provisional, BEFORE tomorrow's stage, WITHOUT most of assist points and nuances.
But IN GENERAL a good approximate of final results.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.43873 del
>>43871
A fellow Zwilling chad.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.43874 del
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>>43872
It was fun while it lasted, atleast a pinot fan will win the competition


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.43875 del
>>43872
Down to 10th...but a total disaster for many of /cyc/'s so-called Velogoombling experts


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.43876 del
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Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.43877 del
>>43868
German supermarkets and bakeries cut bread for you.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.43878 del
>>43872
I don't think endchan berts did very good ...


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.43879 del
>>43872
why is patjes angels so bad at GCs? Imagine the picking skills of mvdf for GCs with patjes one day picks. You could make a living on the betting market with it.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.43880 del
Oh wait, treinbert is even worse than my jonasfree team lol


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.43881 del
>>43879
? according to poleberts rankings I'm the second best in stage races
this is just a total collapse of 2 DNF's in the first few weeks


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.43882 del
>>43881
first few days*


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.43883 del
>>43872
I will drop out of the top 5, because i have no sprinter.

But should be enough for top 8.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.43884 del
>>43872
17th without the Fish, not too bad and for once a decent GT for me. Top20 in the overall is looming


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.43885 del


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.43886 del
>>43839
well yes pog is starting now so he will not be there


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.43887 del
>>43872
looks like its the sepp[uku] for me


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.43888 del
Yeah, don't fixate on positions too much, these are worthless outside of official results on Velogames, but the gist is there are few more points to come, some will get 100 more, some 300 more but there will be no drastic changes and you can eyeball where to expect to find yourself in the final table and where to find your sworn, mortal enemies.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.43889 del
atleast I scored 22 eggz today to cheer me up


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.43890 del
>>43872
>not bad enough for the bottom 10
how very mediocre


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.43891 del
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25 eggs for me today, a bunch of rain and a flat 5 km from home while it was still raining. Existence is pain.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.43892 del
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>>43866
I can't get myself to play it again. 10 years later I'm still mad at ME3 ending.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.43893 del
>>43892
I think they actually changed it at some point


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.43894 del
>>43892
I'm obviously only playing the first


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.43895 del
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>>43891
flats in shit weather are fucked up


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.43896 del
>>43895
Nothing more miserable than removing a wet tyre by hand


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.43897 del
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Well the GC "battle" of la Vuelta has come to an end, but that doesn't mean the end of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) !! The fall classics season is heating up, and we have a Canadian beer to celebrate the GP Cycliste de Quebec!

Today's beer has a fun memory for me. Many years ago, I was a first-year graduate student and took a weekend road trip with my roommates to Quebec. We stayed at a hostel in Quebec City which actually had this beer on tap in the common room. When I had my first glass after a long drive in my POS VW Golf, I thought the tap hadn't been cleaned properly and was full of soap. I had never tasted a beer of any style other than "Cheap American Macro Lager".

Unibroue Blanche de Chambly ($3)

Pours a pretty orange-honey with fine mousse. The nose has coriander and orange, and palate follows with some hop zest. Carbonation is strong and pleasant. This is just good, no flaws, easy to drink, pleasant, a bit of interest. I think my Belgian chien in the background sums up my response.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.43898 del
>>43897
what their name


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.43899 del
>Jakub Otruba (CJR) gets 1000 CHF and -25 UCI pts for using a non-compliant position on the bike instead of 100 CHF as previously stated
UCI mafia extorting the little guys. what's 1000 franks in bohmen anyway, probably median wage


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.43900 del
>>43899
I don't know if their minimum wage isn't higher, for an average you'd have to double it, median could be 1.5x


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.43901 del
>>43899
yeah it's close, about 1600 CHF is median


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.43902 del
fucking firstcycling shit that was literally the first thing I clicked on the site and it tells me too many requests
when will PCS bert fix his website so I can go back


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.43903 del
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>>43902
meanwhile at rapevan HQ


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.43904 del
>>43902
Wow they even put cloudflare clanker detection on FC. Seems like all the pcs scrapers went there


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.43905 del
Well I just wanted to see if Del Dopo won again in Italy but I see he was the last of only 31 riders to finish the race. Babyface Storer won so he's had a pretty good season.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.43906 del
>>43903
>lost the rape van
>lost against ddos attacks and other sites stealing their data
>lost the fight for his hair
It's over


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.43907 del
>>43902
cant tell if the site UI is that terrible or ive been so conditioned to the pcs UI that im incapable of quickly navigating to results. i do appreciate the density of the pcs landing page, if anything he should ideally make it even denser


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.43908 del
>>43907
Little bit of both.
I want my site that provide stats clear and readable with no extra fluff.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.43909 del
>>43907
I think it's only a matter of getting adjusted. PCS definitely has some of its own bad quirks in the UI that you need to get used to.
PCS has livestats for a lot more races and I also feel like firstcycling is often slower when I go there (even when PCS is still up so it's not because of extra traffic). They are getting fairly even in usability though which is good so we have an alternative if one goes to complete shit.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.43910 del
>>43909
PCS has absolutely abysmal search system
On FistCycling, I don't even see any search, so it's still better than that


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.43911 del
>>43910
pcs search is laughably bad I don't even understand how its possible
sometimes you look for a rider and he shows up after typing in 3 letters but if you type another letter of his name its gone
you type in a riders name and pcsearch finds nothing even though its in the database like what the fuck fix you shit pcsman


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.43912 del
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no idea how much of this is personal due to adblock, but this is what firstcycling.com looks like. just abysmal, not to mention even when you scroll down most of the info is useless for day-to-day browsing [UCI rankings without exact points, latest results only including winner]. will never seriously be a competitor to PCS if they dont make it useful to someone who checks in on the sport more then twice a month


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.43914 del
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>>43910
Their search is complete garbage ye. But also stuff like the little menu for races in the top changes depending on which page you are on. It requires some needless extra navigation and it must confuse new users.

Also firstcycling has a search function but it doesn't take you straight to the rider you have to select them from the search results.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.43915 del
Proper hardman (and several times top 10 finisher in Paris–Roubaix) Adrien Petit will retire at the end of the season


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.43916 del
>>43915
I guess he cba finding a new team with wanty lotto merge.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.43917 del
>>43916
>Cycling has evolved enormously, with ever more risks and attention to detail. I feel ready to make way for the young riders who are willing to dedicate themselves to this life one hundred percent.
"Attention to detail" aka DOPAGE


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.43918 del
>>43915
just a Petit flesh wound


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.43919 del
>>43916
wonder if the runners are allowed to negotiate with other teams, i saw the bini to isreal rumours but other then that it must be fucked for runners if the team merges very late into the year and suddenly they have no contract when most teams have already filled out their roster


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.43920 del
>>43919
It's especially hard when it's low tier teams full of low tier riders. People will happily make room for an Ayuso but what team is going to take on Gerben Kuypers as a late season signing?


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.43921 del
How the FUCK am I going to do research for Canadia Clown Race #2 without PCS. Well whatever I already lost anyway


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.43922 del
>>43920
especially if topsport vlaanderen folds as rumoured it might be the rapture for belgian shitters


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.43923 del
>>43922
Cofidis still exists Bert


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.43924 del
>>43923
there are more shitters then spots on the cofishit roster THOUGH


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.43925 del
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>On 28 May 2024, Erriyon Knighton was charged with an ADRV by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) from an out-of-competition doping control which revealed the presence of epitrenbolone.

>Knighton is sanctioned with a 4-year period of ineligibility, starting from today with credit for the provisional suspension that was served between 12 April and 19 June 2024.

cycling really is the cleanest sport. the cycling cognate to this would be if 2019 remco popped for straight steroids.


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.43926 del
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Very late shift, still almost an hour to go


Bert 09/13/2025 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.43927 del
>>43926
Sitting in a trein as passenger right now. I tried to wake up a passenger when the train arrived, but gave up after 3 attempts. He eventually woke up before the train left.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.43928 del
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>>43926
Today I was taking the train and the car that pulled up to me was completely empty and doors didn't open. I peeked inside and some fine citizen had explosive diarrhea in the center of the car.

#1 Have you ever dealt with such an issue?
#2 What is the protocol if such a thing happens?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.43929 del
I didn't take a train today


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.43930 del
>>43897
leafland has beer besides moleson and coors? is this the famous beer from the movie strange brew?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.43931 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.43932 del
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>>43927
You are brave trying to wake up a sleeping schizo. Maybe it is different in Zwitserland
>>43928
I don't know, that sounds like a uniquely American experience


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.43933 del
it is the birthday of are Big Sepp
many happy returns


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.43934 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aizGY9QS-Fw [Embed]
We live in NICE in 30 minutes, with another blummensfeltwinslol


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.43935 del
>>43934
Nevermind, apparently great frenchman Sam LAIDLOW is on shape, so he might win this one


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.43936 del
Nice, home


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.43937 del
Lots of people


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.43938 del
>>43935
And he's dead


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.43940 del
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>>43926
Extremely comfy, don't know what it is with trains and railway infrastructure
that gives that soothing feeling.
Probably it is about it being heavy but working shit that was there for a decently long time and is going to be there for a long time, tiktoking with the rhythm of the day and night.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.43941 del
>>43938
Lower back pain, one of us


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.43942 del
Comical


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.43943 del
>>43942
kek, whatever happened to that norge who was gonna win the tdf


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.43944 del
>>43943
That's him. Got a reality check when teams only wanted to give him jobber money


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.43945 del
I guess I'll watch while doing my weight lifting


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.43946 del
>>43945
Nice scenery for sure.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.43947 del
the not drafting thing is so funny


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.43948 del
>>43947
It is a ridiculous discipline. They were very good at marketing this to the ego of rich dudes getting bored at their jobs but it really doesn't make any sens


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.43949 del
>>43948
I still find the physical aspect very impressive
The rules are a joke


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.43950 del
>>43949
Yeah the rules are ridiculous. It's supposed to be 10m I think they're never at 10m


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.43951 del
heh my boy van riel, he'll make it (to the run)


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.43952 del
Langkawi fever
I found Kristoff on the startlist, he's really going to Indonesia to farm some victories to get to 100 lol


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.43953 del
*Malaysia
shouldn't mix up Dutch Batavia with British possessions in SEA


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.43954 del
>>43950
how do they check the distance? And how do the riders check the distance? Eyeball it? They get a penalty if a referee sees them riding too close


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.43955 del
I love how they talk about the Norwegians as some sort of villain organization


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.43956 del
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>>43954
they just said they have some sort of varia


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.43957 del
>>43956
ah so it blinks red when you're too close to the front
wonder how they checked it in the olden days


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.43958 del
>>43957
apparently it goes orange once you're in 17 meters, then green when you're around 10 and red when you're cheating


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.43959 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.43960 del
do you really need to ask for vuelta pics bertaczek? just slap together some protestors pics and voila you're done.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.43961 del
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its raining all fucking morning so I tune into the triathlon and see the worst bike handling around corners I have ever had to witness fuck this shit


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.43962 del
>>43961
is there a way to handle those monstrosities of bikes well


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.43963 del
>>43960
I barely have anything
Honestly I have like 100 photos all year long and 20 of them are Jonas and 20 of them are Aert


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.43964 del
>burger commentators for the triathlon bike monstrosity abomination
no thanks


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.43965 del
>>43963
add a PCS error page and you're fine. rusbert has posted a couple of landscape shots if you need some b-roll


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.43966 del
>2025
>no delayed database replication
>no HA strategies
>no automatic failover
>just raw dogging php and mysql and praying to the machine god
based boomers


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.43967 del
>>43962
Thats a good question, they have more weight on the front because of their position and usually the base bar should be low enough to be comparable to drops but I've seen some of them sit very upright so that doesn't help. Road looks a bit rough at times to be honest so maybe they have do dodge cracks
In the end it all comes down to leaning the bike and yourself, I have friends who ride tt bikes and they handle them the same as their road bikes


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.43968 del
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>>43966
Remember to pay for the pro version


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.43969 del
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>>43966
if it works it works! until it doesn't LOL


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.43970 del
There are still couple of bikes waiting at the first exchange
Did their owners drown?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.43971 del
>>43966
every now and then a site failing reminds me how bad and stupid most internet infrastructure is built. if he wasnt a retard this would've been avoided


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.43972 del
I have a friend that got DQ from his iron man lmao. Imagine paying 1k entry fee, hotel, flights etc and getting DQ because you've been caught wheel sucking


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.43973 del
>juanpe to movistar
it fits


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.43974 del
>>43972
well don't suck wheel and that don't happen innit
I've seen them give out time penalties by making the rider stand in a cuck tent for 5 minutes kek


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.43975 del
>>43974
Dude was obsessed about doing it sub 10hours.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.43976 del
Looks like we'er going to get Norge 1-2-3, nice sport you got there


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.43977 del
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>>43975
fly too close to the sun (the next riders rear wheel) and you get burnt


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.43978 del
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>>43966
So it was self inflicted shit anyways because the db was always working, why should it stop.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.43980 del
Anyways:


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.43981 del
Why won't they just continue the running part on the bike? Are they stupid?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.43982 del
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Results. >>43979


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.43983 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.43984 del
>>43981
there are waterbikes, tr*athletes aren't the smartes people out there


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.43985 del
Anyway, how was your ride? First one with a powermeter since the 2 months summer break. I'm COMPLETELY out of form, but c'est la vie. Nice weather


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.43986 del
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>>43981
they should be wheel running


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.43987 del
>>43985
Ah yes, we are once again entering the season of hating on our resident coted'azurbert


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.43988 del
>>43987
Yes, well. I survived June with 10 days at 40 degree, has to be worth it at some point


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.43989 del
>>43985
Maybe I get to do a short ride in the evening. Maybe


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.43990 del
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>>43985
>>43987
Nah, I've just had a nice rainy walk in the park, would be very uncomfy if I had nice weather all year round. What would I use all that expensive rain and winter gear for, where would be my gloomy mornings and evenings at 16:00.

In the park I've walked past two older guys along the way, thought I have heard English being spoken but they have stopped talking a bit before I came near and as I was passing them I think I have heard a faint "hello".
As a seasoned autist I have managed to hold in the instinctive head turn I was about to make. I would maybe respond "hello", then I would hear "how are you?" and all acoustic hell of small talk would break loose.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.43991 del
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they are running in an echelon


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.43992 del
>>43990
Their fault for not greeting you with a polite and appropriate kurwa


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.43993 del
Always amazed by how bad blummenfelt looks running.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.43994 del
>>43993
such a fascinating body


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.43995 del
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>Three czech helicopters are on their way to Poland
Finally, we are taking Kladsko back
Be very afraid kurwabert


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.43996 del
>>43992
He should have known better and familiarize himself with local savoir-vivre instead of that old Bri'ish politeness.
What is even a "hello" from a stranger, are we being friendly here instead of the classic Polish resting bitch face "smile"?
Are we going to start getting along better instead of stink-eyeing each other all the time, like some savages?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.43997 del
>>43976
Et voila


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.43998 del
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>>43995
There will have to be a whole army group of krteks on board.
I never knew the bootyblasted lore of Kladsko. Guess I will have to like that region now, I do have family there THOUGH.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.43999 del
south france rightful norge clay


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.44000 del
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>>43940
I also took one when I was allowed to go! Well actually I can make this light change myself but they probably don't appreciate if you do it too early


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.44001 del
>>44000
Do you give a proper honk before you go?
Or just like half-fart that barely goes out?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.44002 del
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>>44001
No that's not necessary. Also not appreciated at 2 AM I think


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.44003 del
>>44002
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.44004 del
Time to look at grug crash out in the first corner


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.44005 del
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>>44002
Here they honk off everytime they start moving
But they are polite and they just barely squeeze out a honk, especially in the night.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.44006 del
Grug already +/- 18th


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.44007 del
Grug already quite up


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.44008 del
>>44005
We have plenty of local tracks (that you have cancelled and now you are opening again) where road crossing are unprotected, they need to ride at 10 km/h and must honk.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.44009 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.44010 del
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>>44005
Yes well everything is being watched by computers so when my light is green or orange it means all conflicting signs are automatically red. So there is no need for warnings. I don't know if they have this sophisticated technology in Polonistan yet or if there is just a guy with a hat managing traffic or something


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.44011 del
>>44009
Not bad for starting from 5th row


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.44012 del
Grug going pass community members like they are stationary


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.44013 del
Andrew Zinc already 30 seconds behind, what a fraud


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.44014 del
>>44013
LITERALLY who


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.44015 del
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I've seen enough, grug wins this.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.44016 del
Remember when everyone had Hatherly for 4 velocoins and some Berts missed the memo hehehe


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.44017 del
>>44016
certain berts even had the audacity to ask how we all knew hehehehe


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.44018 del
>>44016
never forgot


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.44019 del
Grug still losing some time on the descent


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.44020 del
hell yeah drone footage


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.44021 del
I never watch this nonsense, does this mean Hatherly already won or something?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.44022 del
>>44021
yeah there's no way he's losing this its basically impossible to overtake in xc


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.44023 del
>>44021
No it's a long race, these dudes crack all the times


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.44024 del
>>44022
He'll chute on lap 6, trust the plan.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.44025 del
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>>44024
I'll make sure he won't


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.44026 del
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>>44008
>>44010
We do have these too, all the bells and whistles but treinists have to honk off for a sign like this before a road crossing, or a sign like this but without the cagie to also honk off.
Sometimes there are two of these with a cagie, one under the other and you have to double tap honk there.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.44027 del
Ok he CRACKS, that's it for me too then


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.44028 del
>I suffer in Crans-Montana


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.44029 del
koretzky vomited


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.44030 del
Pidcvck would have won easily
Embarassing for grug


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.44031 del
9 grug +0:51


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.44032 del
>>44030
unironically true, grug struggles so much in these races I think pidders would crush him easily


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.44033 del
8 grug +1:00 behind a Dane


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.44034 del
>>44033
Humiliation ritual


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.44035 del
>>44030
Pidcock would be 2 minutes in front
>>44029
Kek, dude went so hard first lap to make it hard for grug and now he dies


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.44036 del
>always states that he prefers XC to road and CX
>refuses to do any actual XC training
>gets kwabbed in every XC race


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.44037 del
half of the race over


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.44038 del
surely all the runners ahead of grug gonna crack any time soon


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.44039 del
No offense but mtb looks lame


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.44040 del
Where do I watch it. UCI yt channel treats polska like some rogue state and I am BLOCKED.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.44041 del
>>44040
tiz 480p it is


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.44042 del
>>44040
vpn into a cuntry that isn't geoblocked


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.44043 del
>>44040
https://sport.ceskatelevize.cz/#live

czech tv might not be geolocked, it's the "MS horskych kol" below


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.44044 del
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>this race is lame
11 grug +1:57


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.44045 del
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>>44044
>fuck xc


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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.44047 del
>>44045
how can he have such good cx skills but it doesn't translate into xc?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.44048 del
>>44044
he will take out his anger on wout in the winter mudracing


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.44049 del
TIZ timeout, guess I am left with Polish Eurosport only.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.44050 del
Meanwhile a surprised win in Nice


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.44051 del
>>44046
peculiar, often times it's not geolocked


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.44052 del
>>44047
Imo cx skills are mostly keeping traction in the sections where you have to power through like crazy and keeping the power up there, grug also has 0 competition fitness wise in cx aside from wout and there is almost no climbing in cx either. Meanwhile the xc field at the top is obviously at his fitness because grug is actually not that great of a climber unless its sprinting up a short rampa and xc climbing is far longer. Pidcock has way better overall w/kg and he would probably drop them all.
My 2ct as someone who doesn't particularly like to watch either discipline


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.44053 del
>>44048
W*ut is not gonna do shit


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.44054 del
>>44052
He's also too heavy for XC, everything is so steep


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.44055 del
>>44054
Yeah his w/kg just isn't there. As far as I can see you also sort of have to sprint over things like route sections and the short steep bumps on the climbs so you don't just have a hard steady effort but rather a hard steady effort punctuated by even harder bursts, that's horrible if you're already working as hard as you can


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.44056 del
oh yeah and couple that with bleeding time on every downhill
grim


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.44057 del
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Grug looks absolutely destroyed jesus christ his face screams exhaustion


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.44058 del
>Aujourd'hui s'achève la Vuelta, notre tour, le tour cycliste d'Espagne. Nous tenons à exprimer notre reconnaissance et notre respect absolu envers les sportifs, mais aussi notre admiration envers un peuple comme le peuple espagnol qui se mobilise pour des causes justes, comme celle de la Palestine

Prime minister lmao, and people wonder why they were allowed to do what they wanted


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.44059 del
>>44057
just two more golf vacations bro trust me bro please just need to drop the handicap by two more strokes


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.44060 del
>>44058
looking forward to the 21 stage long grand depart next year


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.44061 del
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Bodine Vollering is very pretty. And she studies law so probably not as retarded as her sister. Anyway, makes me think how I can't imagine having a younger sibling. Your parents suddenly don't care anymore about you and you have to be responsible or something? Weird


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.44062 del
literal who wins the triathlon


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.44063 del
>>44062
imagine the level of dopage


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.44064 del
>>44063
nothing suspicious about the entire podium being training partners and sharing the same doctor im sure there's nothing here no sir


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.44065 del
All born within 10km of each other, mabey it's the Bergen fresh air


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.44066 del
heather lee wins


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.44067 del
suisse in shambles with ungrateful 4th and 5th place


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.44068 del
Frenchman just became WC on the 10 km
Clean runner winning from doping kenyans


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.44069 del
European wins 10 km in /athletics/
They run 10 km almost as fast as I """"run"""" 5k


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.44070 del
>>44064
nothing suspicious at all, the winner guy was a literal who all his career up until this race and now he's #1 damn that's crazy wish I had friends like that


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.44071 del
kinda embarrassing from grug tbh famalam


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.44072 del
>>44068
French or "French"?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.44074 del
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>>44073
that guy looks CLEAN


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.44075 del
>>44073
Alpecin contract already in the mail


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.44076 del
>>44073
Not possible. Dopage


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.44077 del
>>44076
baldies fear the hair master


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.44078 del
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buy cervelo


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.44079 del
>>44078
>b*y
shan't


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.44080 del
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>>44078
I want to smash that abomination with a hammer


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.44081 del
>>44078
Pretty sexy im red.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.44082 del
>>44078
red+white+black is a cool color scheme but I shan't be consooming


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.44083 del
>Mathieu van der Poel is ending his season immediately after his 29th-place finish at the Mountain Bike World Championships in Crans-Montana. The Dutch Alpecin-Deceuninck rider will therefore not participate in the European Road Championships in France and the World Gravel Championships in early October, which had been optional until now. He confirmed this after the World Championships in Switzerland.

kwab


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.44084 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.44085 del
>>44083
If canyon didn't force him to the tour the dude would do 5 road races per year


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.44086 del
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I was looking at AG2R 2014 for some reason. Idk why they put Nico Denzgod in his current uniform but look what they did to that one guy on the top row. Is he short or something and this is a humiliation ritual


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.44087 del
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>>44086
new captcha dropped


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.44088 del
>>44083
the golf course beckons
kwab


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.44089 del
>>44086
Funny how you can immediately tell Pozzo and Dumoulin are turbo midgets.
>>44087
He HAD to be a mouthy annoying little shit in his teens.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.44090 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.44091 del
>>44083
>Mathieu van der Poel will not defend his world gravel title in Limburg in October. "I'm putting the bike aside for a bit," he told NOS after his disappointing 29th-place finish. This means he will also be skipping the European Road Championships, scheduled for early next month in France.

>I wasn't having a good day," Van der Poel confirmed afterward, confirming what everyone had already seen. "I haven't been feeling well for a while. The start was a dream scenario, but after that, it was a long race mentally. But mountain biking is the only discipline where it's still fun to ride around."

>My legs were really bad, but I still tried to enjoy it a bit," said Van der Poel, who certainly isn't giving up on his mountain biking dream. "I still have a few years to go, we'll keep trying."


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.44093 del
>>44091
I believe him when he says mtb is the only fun discipline for him


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.44095 del
>>44091
>But mountain biking is the only discipline where it's still fun to ride around.
cycling is really just a job to him


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.44098 del
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Picks. >>44092


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.44099 del
>>43629
we actually make a ton of wine barrel-aged beers in the US like this


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.44100 del
is Trofeo Matteotti not shown anywhere?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.44101 del
>>44100
>soon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_kxF37g4AjU [Embed]


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.44102 del
>>44101
12km left and there is 40 until coverage starts?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.44103 del
>>44102
Kek, didn't even notice. The yt stream may be a little late indeed for.. DELETTREwinslol?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.44104 del
>>44098
>1 Adam Yates
we ride


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.44105 del
>>44102
Just grande things


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.44106 del
>AJ August and Lafay in the break
I've seen enough, the break wins this


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.44107 del
>>44098
Back on top baby


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.44108 del
>pidcock's podiums a GT
>actually able to become WC xc combined with a road season
the apologies they keep rolling in


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.44109 del
somebody won in Italy!


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.44110 del
tiresome


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.44111 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.44112 del
>>44108
The gap in XC between pidcock and the rest is the same as the gap between grug and the rest in CX, he doesn't have to do anything to win WC


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.44113 del
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insane shit


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.44114 del
>>44098
most consensus picks I've had in a while, ominous sign


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.44115 del
>>44113
>>44111
>>44110
bullshit that UAE is allowed to ride so many .1 races; either promote some of these to .Pro or start capping how many .1 races WT teams can do


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.44116 del
EIGHT of Del Dopeurs 13 wins this season are .1, and only ONE .UWT win


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.44117 del
>>44115
ye it's honestly shit for the viewers and for the smaller teams. Every race from the highest level to the mickey mouse will have an army of oil money mercs that demolishes the competition. It's boring as fuck.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.44118 del
>>44117
it's a huge gear shift with Del Toro on the team - Pog raced two .1s in 2019 and then none for years after


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.44119 del
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When the FUCK does Del Dopo get caught


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.44120 del
>>44118
and it could be even worse because it's del toro + christens and devo riders
half the team that's in quebec could come clean up these italian races


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.44121 del
Magnier wins another


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.44122 del
>>44120
Yep. Right now they have a GT team in Vuelta which finished second, a classics team in Montreal which is heavily favored, and another classics/young rider team in Italy which is cleaning up every race they enter.

This won't last forever, never does, but it is a remarkable run of success right now


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.44123 del
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the autumn actually does need more .UWT races, there are hardly any, and they want Pogi to win all of them


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.44124 del
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>>44123
I got a stage race to sell you


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.44125 del
>>44118
It's a matter of money. They can vacuum up 80% of the talent in the peloton and then distribute them to every professional race on the calendar.
Meanwhile some teams cannot sign enough good riders to have a strong squad for a single race.

I think restricting the amount of .1 races a WT team can participate in is not a terrible idea.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.44126 del
Going to go squeeze in a ride before I get really rained on and get daylight shut off.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.44127 del
>>44123
What if they sent Pogi to China


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.44128 del
>>44127
I wonder who pulled the short end of the stick this year
maybe sivasqueak again


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.44129 del
On the other hand DEL TORO prevented a certain portuguese fraud winning so I will let it slip this time


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.44130 del
lol crap, I should have left SHMIDT Artem on my team


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.44131 del
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dropping like flies


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.44132 del
Mads wins in Belgium


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.44133 del
>>44125
You're talking from a very niche point of view because you watch all the races and think proteam are "soul". I'm pretty sure the organizers are happy to see del toro show up to their races.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.44134 del
After a short internal discussion, I have indeed decided that today is a rest day


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.44135 del
>>44134
I decided to do a few laps around the park instead of a big ride, and ended up setting a 10-second PR for the park loop without really trying. I think my previous PR was set drafting some polderbullies the whole way around.

This is a BIG deal for me. Zwift racing is such great training.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.44136 del
>>44135
congratz


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.44137 del
>>44136
I wonder if he's going to do Lombardia.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.44138 del
>>44135
>Zwift racing
I am really tempted
I looked a week ago when we discussed it and it appears they pay a suspicious amount of attention to team time trials


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.44139 del
>>44138
WTRL runs leagues for TTT Thursdays all year long, and ZRL (traditional races) Fall thru Spring. Even so, TTT tends to factor heavily, being like every third race in the ZRL calendar.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.44140 del
>>44139
Only thing I care in zwift racing are some hilly or mountainous races. I don't understand why 90% of public races are all fucking London or whatever flat slurpy shit.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.44141 del
>>44140
I don't understand why half of the routes on these apps are completely flat circles like one isn't enough


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.44142 del
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>>44140
it's usually a mix, but they never do like the Alpe or anything because it was just be a w/kg-fest rather than a tactical/team race which is what they try to make ZRL.

Plus they mix in scratch races in which you get points for either being one of first riders across the line of a segment (FAL) or points for being fastest thru the segment (FTS) so there's a lot of variety in racing


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.44143 del
If you abandon without a crash, you should get a fine. Also a point deduction.
Dumoulin-ing and such is okay though.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.44144 del
>>44133
It's not about soul it's about entertaining vs boring races. People got mad at Sky for winning too much and they weren't as successful as UAE are now.
It might take a long time but eventually people will get tired of the same team winning everything.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.44145 del
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>inb4 stage and race cancelled, no Vuelta overall winner


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.44146 del
>>44145
no refunds


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.44148 del
kek the arkea chad


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.44149 del
yep it's completely over, they've overrun the circuit


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.44150 del
STAGE OFFICIALLY CANCELED


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.44151 del
and there's gonna be an israel on the podium in like 30 minutes


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.44152 del
They had like too weeks to prepare and have done absolutely NOTHING


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.44153 del
Makes me want to play a stirring round of HoI4 in which I genocide the Palestinian population


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.44154 del
>no podium ceremony
kek not a real vuelta then


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.44155 del
>>44152
Dude the prime minister said he was proud of protestor, what did you expect?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.44156 del
ahem
<DELETE THE VUELTA
<MOVE THE GIRO TO THE CURRENT VUELTA TIME SLOT
<MAKE A NEW GRAND TOUR SOMEWHERE WARM IN SPRING (NOT SPAIN FUCK SPAIN)


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.44157 del
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a man denied his win


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.44158 del
>>44156
Portubros, it's our time to shine


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.44159 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.44160 del
>cops everywhere
>except where the protestors are and broke through the barriers
lol


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.44161 del
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>>44156
It's either the infamous DACH tour or the Tour of Austria-Hungary


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.44162 del
lol why does vingo have 10 euros in his phone case


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.44163 del
>>44162
it's pretty normal to keep a few spare bucks there


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.44164 del
>>44163
yeah sure for us, the dude is in a 3 week race surrounded by yellow goons


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.44165 del
>there are more important things in the world than cycling
WRONG


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.44166 del
>>44165
the kind of thing Puck would say after DNSing a race


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.44167 del
>>44165
sure but does this change anything
I think most of non jew cock sucking europe condemns what happens over there
it's not like this will change anything, they weren't even able to boot israel out of the race


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.44168 del
>>44167
We simply need to cancel every sport event/ concert until jews are completely driven away from israel


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.44169 del
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>le 3rd world conflict is le important


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.44170 del
Whatever, not another Philipsen win is FINE with me


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.44171 del
>>44167
ye Israel is a shit country that has never done anything good for Europe but canceling sporting events for no gain is not the way to go
not even any Jew riders on the squad


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.44172 del
nice vuelta bro kekaroo


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.44173 del
>>44172
I propose that all Velopoints do NOT count this year


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.44174 del
>>44171
there is one jew in the race and they should've offered him to the crowds


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.44175 del
>>44174
oh shit you're right there is a jew on the team
sacrifice him to the angry masses and continue the race


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.44176 del
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>>44167
No its impotent virtue signaling innit. They could protest and hinder something that actually aids Israel like idk governments and big banks and such but that's harder and might lead to repercussions and that's no fun, better just soy around at a bike race so we can all feel better about ourselves yup yup


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.44177 del
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Watching sumo here, Bert:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Makuuchi bouts is on.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.44178 del
It was simple, the moment Adams said all his riders love israel and support israel and the war the UCI should've booted them.
If he didn't say anything the would deserve to continue but they took a clear stance.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.44179 del
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>>44177
Will it get interrupted by p*lestinian protestors?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.44180 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.44181 del
>>44178
yeah 2bqh


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.44182 del
>>44178
UCI does not want to take any risks. IOC banned Russia and UCI simply followed their recommendation. Being the first major sporting organisation to ban Israel is a big statement so it's easier for them to let the Vuelta be a mess. If nothing changes all Spanish races will be canceled and they might have to take a stance either for or against Israel but for now they can just say it's not their problem.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.44183 del
>still Polit pulling
Lmao


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.44184 del
>>44183
don't catch them too early mister toothpaste, I want all my break points


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.44185 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.44186 del
Big Jan is still alive aparently.
Haven't seen him in a while.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.44187 del
jesus they're kicking it off already


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.44188 del
how can jonas count as winner when neither he nor any other rider finished the race?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.44189 del
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>>44188
Does a French rider still have a chance if he works his way thru the crowds and riots to actually complete the race?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.44190 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.44191 del
meanwhile krampy is at home raping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O2qK_TQ9gso [Embed]


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.44192 del
>NORDHAGEN
>AUGUST
>LAFAY
>TRATNIK
curious tete


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.44193 del
Well at least the north American continent doesn't have pro palestine protests right


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.44194 del
schmid-sama why did you bridge to the break
my goomblepoints...


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.44195 del
bike swap 203 fadder abrahamsen


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.44196 del
behind him was a big piss in the cup flag


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.44197 del
DNF Girmay


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.44198 del
>>44186
haven't seen him since the ompoop he won
such a terrible curse


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.44199 del
damn rip Bini


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.44200 del
>>44190
it was in reaction to Wellens looking like he was going all-out on the climb but he backed off after


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.44201 del
Awful season for Girmay 2bh


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.44202 del
174 the bear wheel swap


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.44203 del
All right, it's over for today. WE have this >>44177 every day in the next 2 weeks. Starts at 18:30 CEST/CET and it's about 50 minutes long.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.44204 del
lol Alice Towers is so much better at knowing what's going on in the race than the guy commentator


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.44205 del
>>44203
yes well, but can they ride a bike?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.44206 del
>>44201
And still by far Wanty's best point scorer.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.44207 del
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>>44204
I don't like her squeaky voice


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.44208 del
>>44204
was the same last year, the other guy is straight up not watching


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.44209 del
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>>44205
Why not?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.44210 del
>>44198
Worth it. He rarely ever won anything anyway.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.44211 del
laporte is still alive? I thought the wormblood aids killed any aspirations of professional ciclisme. well he's DNF now.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.44212 del
>>44203
I tuned in but the stream as just buffering for me and when it worked I was 18 minutes behind the live broadcast


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.44213 del
Lafay all smiles


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.44214 del
what's the difference between poutine and any Belgian fries with pauwels sauzen and cut sausages?
also lafay, Il est fini, c'est temps pour la retraite avec 29 ans.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.44215 del
>>44212
You wait a bit till buffers then it jumps where the rest of us at in the video. Cytube syncs it up.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.44216 del
>>44213
happy it's over soon


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.44217 del
how did those protestors teleport from Madrid to Montreal so quickly?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.44218 del
Wellens done.
Pog going in 2 laps.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.44219 del
timke laché


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.44220 del
adama bin yashidi at the back
another risky goomble failed by <me
my cope is now is he can save himself to ride a result


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.44221 del
LMAO HAHAHAHA


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.44222 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.44223 del
Woutbros...


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.44224 del
>wout


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.44225 del
why did he even come here


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.44226 del
>wout
>allah


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.44227 del
well spotted alice, I was once again not watching the screen


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.44228 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.44229 del
mhm adam yates is actually snaking it out in the middle of the pack
didn't see him as a betrayer


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.44230 del
so world championships Montreal 2026 does mean there won't be a GP Montreal next year?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.44231 del
>let's give Wout von Shit a lifelong contract
Who was the person who made this decision and when was he fired?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.44232 del
mein führer, der Angriff von lipowitz ist nicht erfolgt


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.44233 del
>>44231
Giro and Tour stage wins this year, is that worth his paycheck?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.44234 del
They should have raced like that on friday too


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.44235 del
>>44231
all those HLN articles about Wout are free publicity for the team, please understand


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.44236 del
>>44230
it's on the calendar
13th of september, makes sense to get riders to do the move


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.44237 del
>lipowitz


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.44238 del
lipo in horrible shape


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.44239 del
>>44230
They can do another circuit


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.44240 del
>>44236
well I guess the WK race will use another circuit and they might even leave the city limits


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.44241 del
>>44240
I think the route was going to be very similar but I mean they have plenty of similar hills


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.44242 del
>>44233
He was also top 5 in WT classics. When you can't sign Grug and Pogi you can't get better than Wout and Mads.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.44243 del
>>44241
why not do the circuit of the f1 track at the start to feature some other parts of the city?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.44244 del
>>44243
I found it

>After a start in Brossard, the peloton will set off through vibrant towns and landscapes with a strong sense of identity. Between rivers and mountains, farmlands and urban cores, this tour immerses you in the rich heritage, culture and nature of the Montérégie region. Spectators will be able to admire a land where nature and vitality meet, a symbol of Quebec’s diversity.

>The peloton will then cross the Samuel De Champlain Bridge, flying over the majestic St. Lawrence River through a world-class corridor, recognized as the iconic gateway to Montreal.

>Finally, the riders will join the formidable Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal circuit, which will put their strength and endurance to the test. All events will crown their champions on the legendary Avenue du Parc, at the foot of Mount Royal, a natural amphitheatre and the beating heart of the event.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.44245 del
>>44244
ok, sounds good to me. didn't expect north americans to accept interruptions of car traffic


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.44246 del
>kamp still in the pack
this guy is an enigma to me


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.44247 del
eulaliobros, this ain't like the volta


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.44248 del
not so secret pick eulalio dead


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.44249 del
>don't have skoda in canada
>have to use the inferior cars of their German volkswagen overlords instead


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.44250 del
>>44245
Quebecois are socially European


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.44251 del
where is a dang list of the runners in the front


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.44252 del
>>44251
the riders not just have the numbers on their back, but their names are printed on them as well


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.44253 del
>>44252
that relies on the camera actually showing it


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.44254 del
pogi will go on the third lap from the end


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.44255 del
canadian rai


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.44256 del
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I can see I have missed them cancelling the Madrid stage, stupid fuckers.

Finally got really rained on.
Verdict on the shoe condoms:
MEDIOCRE
>my calves are far too big to ever zip them up, have to wear them flabby like you would wear a not pulled up sock
>I thought I got putting them on dialed in - no I didn't, still a bitch to put on
>they saved me a lot from the downpour and all splashing through muddy roads
>they still did let some water through, my socks were far too damp for it to be just sweat condensation
>but my socks were far less wet than they would ever be if didn't have the shoe condoms on
>these will work fantastic in winter conditions


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.44257 del
>>44256
which shoe condom did you consoom


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.44258 del
Kek the peloton is like 30 people


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.44260 del
>>44258
Are there any relevant riders other than Pogacar? I heard the English commentator trying to hype up 100 year old Izagirre so imagine it's slim pickings.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.44261 del
well spotted that tiesj benoot is in there alice, I barely recognized him with his bright yellow jersey


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.44262 del
>>44260
madouas ofcourse


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.44263 del
>>44260
Skelly, Powless, the rest of UAE


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.44264 del
>>44261
This fucker also forgets to turn of his mike when he eats


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.44265 del
>>44263
>Skelly, Powless
Maryland Cycling Classics legends. I'm hyped.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.44266 del
c'est fini pour alain philippe. lel at the berts falling for the psyops


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.44267 del
>>44266
Dude barely beat 2025 bettiol after wheelsucking for 60km and he's going to survive the UAE train? kek


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.44268 del
if UAE started attacking they could probably get like 3 guys in the top 5


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.44269 del
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>>44268
This legit looks like it could be a clup ride to the finish


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:29 [Preview] No.44270 del
aranbarrow


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.44272 del
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Results. >>44271


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.44273 del
The offishel Vuelta results are in too, will start scraping them in a moment.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.44274 del
>>44272
hey I'm not last in the official results
please adjust this humiliation


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.44275 del
balboa with the worst mechanical of all time


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.44276 del
onley is a distancelet?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.44277 del
ok you want some names for tete de la course
1 pogi
2 let's go brandon
3 johnny
4 sivakeuf
7 yatesi
31 captain america
36 skelly
22 be not
71 quinn ten hermans
81 madouas
102 bert heh
111 baudin
163 iz aguirre, der Zorn Gottes
196 sheehan
154 mein kamp
17 zana
161 aranburu
114 powerless
113 coward
91 bilbao avec crevaison
141 only oscar


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.44278 del
I should have just picked full UAE


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.44279 del
>>44276
nevermind he just flew to the front like it was nothing


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.44280 del
so how can uae possibly fuck this up?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.44281 del
98 dropouts so far LMAO


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.44282 del
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>>44272
>one off the top 10
I blame the neutralised stage today.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.44283 del
>>44280
They can't really, they still have 3 guys to do all in


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.44284 del
americans showing off in Canada.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.44285 del
brandon goes


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.44286 del
>most obnoxious burgers
great


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.44287 del
Barry Bros


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.44288 del
kek he just didn't want to be in the same position as last race and now he has mcnuggets to ride


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.44289 del
Barre bros? Our contract status? Do we need to do anything?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.44290 del
>>44289
guaranteed 5th now


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.44291 del
>>44290
I mean 4th


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.44292 del
>here we get an idea of the pecking order because mcnulty is at the front
yeah no shit retard


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.44293 del
I do love a hard circuit race where 80% of riders DNF


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.44294 del
>>44292
Well there was this one time when the roles were reversed...


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.44295 del
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>>44294
Doh. Did a Bertollo.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.44296 del
>>44294
Now that was a fun race


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.44297 del
why didn't they just ride like this last race


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.44298 del
>>44293
preview of the WC

that one will be a bloodbath

I'll be surprised if 10th finishes less than 5 minutes down


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.44299 del
skjelmose is quinn's bitch


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.44300 del
simmons QUINN


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.44301 del
core strong being their is wild


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.44302 del
imagine Quinnald Simmons beats Pogacar in the 51st state


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.44303 del
F


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.44304 del
time to bully captain america


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.44305 del
pogiwinslol
thanks for watching


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.44306 del
Just ride away lol. Atacks are for your Landas and Quintanas.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.44307 del
>>44306
the seated attack is the most powerful one


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.44308 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.44309 del
just pedal 9.5 w/kg seated bro why don't we ever do that? Its so simple


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.44310 del
all UAE was a good strategy yet again


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.44311 del
CAM ON YATES I NEED THOSE POINTS


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.44312 del
this race is basically what alpecin does in roubaix but for climbers/punchers


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.44313 del
this was supposed to be a day of celebration for Jonas, but the sport section will show the protestors and pogi winning in canada instead


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.44314 del
That colnago would be cool if the seat tube thingy didn't look so retarded. Looks aside its also really impractical, such an unnecessary gimmick


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.44315 del
>>44313
based


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.44316 del
>ads 20km from the line
damn and people spend their hard earned cash on this


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.44317 del
>>44316
They had to put ads on before people turned the TV off.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.44318 del
>>44316
the race is decided, it's just about who finishes 2nd


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.44319 del
they should've photoshopped sagan a little skinnier for that mywhoosh ad


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.44320 del
kek pogi riding past captain americas dad with the huge burger flag


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.44321 del
>>44319
Kek, always have a good chuckle when I see his fat ass


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.44322 del
>might still come together
bruh stop talking


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.44323 del
he's going to gift it


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.44324 del
>>44323
Looks like it


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.44325 del
Even gets some fine motorpacing


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.44326 del
ok but can Adamy catch Simmons to finish the podium off?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.44327 del
>>44326
Sivakov go back to work


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.44328 del
>>44326
they were very far behind


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.44329 del
>>44328
The dude kinda blew up


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.44330 del
Gouden Greg


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.44331 del
so what now, pogi gonna gift the victory away?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.44332 del
>>44331
he's so bored of cycling he's actually helping his lesser teammates win bigger races


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.44333 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.44334 del
FUCK SIMMONS


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.44335 del
>>44334
go back to reddit


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.44336 del
do they have more than 2 cameras?


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.44337 del
Lmao


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.44338 del
>>44337
>
I thought the pecking order in the Belgian team was clear, that wout will never be their captain ever again


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.44339 del
>>44337
why isn't that seething manlet here anyway


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.44340 del
>>44337
heh funny


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.44341 del


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.44343 del
>>44342
so he's just gonna do no one day races since his liege super kwab before the WC
another disaster incoming


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.44344 del
>>44343
He'll be smart to focus on the TT


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.44345 del
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/pinot/ 1500 in front of Patjebert, Qwabendish in striking distance to top 5. Out of top 10 Norbert and Rusbert, into top 10 me.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.44346 del
>>44345
>/pinot/ has mcnutty
damn he's doing so well, I kneel


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.44347 del
>hey brandon, I'm glad I didn't do the vuelta


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:29 [Preview] No.44348 del
PALESTINE


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.44349 del
thanks for watching the advert for the world championships next year, where you can see more of Pogacar


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.44350 del
mcnulty has a flat lmao


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.44351 del
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Should have just done what I said yesterday - load up on UAEmerchants.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.44352 del
let's go brandon


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.44353 del
yes but you could've maybe picked Wellens, Narvaez, or Sivakov over McNulty


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.44354 del
>>44353
Not Wellens, maybe Sivaque and Ahmed, don't know about Brander.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.44355 del
damn I wish we'd had a camera on the main group


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.44356 del
fuck skjelmose


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.44357 del
forgot about the race
and thats a good thing


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.44359 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.44360 del
burger dominance on the North American continent


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.44361 del
>>44357
it's best we all forget about this one


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.44362 del
>de lie 29th


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.44363 del
>>44359
>1000 points behind Bertacek
I don't the top 5 is in contention unless he has an absolute meltdown


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.44364 del
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kino


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.44365 del
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here's your victory ceremony held at a parking lot


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.44366 del
>>44363
A 1000 is still easily doable. You have already ate almost 700 into this after Montreal.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.44367 del
>>44365
soul
and no stupid kids on the podium either


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.44370 del
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Results. >>44368


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.44371 del
>>44365
>>44369
Kek, I like it


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.44372 del
>>44369
Looks way more fun than the usual lame official stuff they do


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.44373 del
>>44369
hahaha, kinda endearing isn't it
no show just fun


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.44374 del
>>44365
>>44369
comfy amateur race vibes


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.44375 del
>>44369
They're probably glad they don't have to deal with the usual announcer/interviewer crap


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.44376 del
should at least have invited those dancers with the handlebar to their makeshift victory ceremony


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.44377 del
>>44376
tip roid healy


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.44378 del
>>44376
i miss them like you wouldnt believe


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.44379 del
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>>44369
Very nice.
This is what every podium ceremony should be like.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.44380 del
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wielerflitsers not taking it well


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.44381 del
>>44369
Stuff like that is why ciclismo is still the greatest sport in the world


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.44382 del
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Btw, I have made another 10s pb gain again on a short segment with sub 300W effort by just focusing on the pedaling stride.
Wait till berts learn how to pedal, results will go through the roof.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.44383 del
>>44382
the next BIG thing after rounder wheels: rounder pedaling


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.44384 del
>>44382
Imagine what you could do with OVAL chain rings


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.44385 del
>"This is one of the saddest afternoons I can remember in Madrid. Because of the violence of these people, the riders had to stop racing."
>"They had thumbtacks and glass. They are violent and encouraged by statements from others, including the Spanish prime minister," Martínez-Almeida continued, in striking words against Pedro Sánchez. "I never thought we would have to cancel a stage, although we were prepared for such protests. I want to thank Javier Guillén (Vuelta director, ed.) and all the security services for what they did."
Madrid major not happy with how things turned out today


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.44386 del
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>>44385
they wanted to KILL the peloton
god bless the unwashed masses


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.44387 del
>>44369
very fitting for this race


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.44388 del
>>44385
yes well im not happy either i had philpsen


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.44390 del
>>44388
>This is one of the saddest afternoons I can remember in Madrid. Because of the violence of these people, my Velogames team suffered a great loss of points.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.44391 del
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>>44390
why are you laughing. there are extremely important prizes at stake


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.44392 del
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What a strange weekend of racing we have had! Today marks the end of the North American limb of the World Tour calendar and that means time for another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) !!

It's been a VERY busy day with family stuff and time to wind down with one of the better beers we've had this year! This is brewed in St. Jerome in the suburbs just outside Montreal. This is an Imperial Stout, which is a deeply alcoholic ale made of roasted malt. Apparently they were high-alcohol to keep them fresh during the journey from England (where they were brewed) to Russia (where they were favored by the czar's court).

Dieu du Ciel Peche Mortel ($9)

Pours a deep, opaque dark chocolate color with coffee-colored mousse. The nose is roasted malt, espresso, chocolate. The palate has a medium/heavy mouthfeel but firmly carbonated and the booze is hidden. Flavor is mocha and roasted, nutty bread. This is fantastic for such a big beer. It is balanced and very flavorful, no sharp edges at all. Great!


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.44393 del
luv me big BRANDON


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.44448 del
>>44384
Never heard of these, wonder if someone anything tried anything like that, that would be BIG.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.44450 del
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Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.44451 del
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And just like THAT, no more stage races this goombling season, just over a ten more one day races with two cat 1s which may still provide BIG margins if someone drops the ball.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.44452 del
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>>44451
I need to dig deep and make some GOOD picks over the next month. I can take down Bertacek.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.44454 del
Forgot to add the red jersey for /pinot/bert, first double jersey! It will show up soon enough, next stop GP de Wallonie.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.44455 del
>>44452
Top tree is rather set, but if you can catch the long guy you can also catch the trein guy.
For me it is joebert and feastbertao tops - if I don't get caught by the guys behind me.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.44456 del
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>Having my last glass of the Dominio del Aguila
Actually emotional. What a wine. That's one of the strange beauties of wine -- it is art that we destroy by appreciating it.


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.44457 del
>>44369
I dig it, looks like they're really enjoying themselves


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.44458 del
>>44450
I have NEVER missed the podium before. How the FUCK am I gonna make up 1500 points. I am FUCKED


Bert 09/14/2025 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.44459 del
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Anyway seems like some schizo is on the loose. Can janny clean something up


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.44460 del
>>44459
when is there not a schizo on the loose?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.44461 del
>tfw no GASPARRINI Eleonora cyc gf


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.44462 del
>>44454
>first double jersey
One of the great achievements of my velogambling career


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.44463 del
>>44462
hm...would you have won if that last stage weren't cancelled ?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.44464 del
>>44392
did you know that there's actual Canadian wine?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.44465 del
>>44463
Yes, he was set since a week easily, too big GC boost for any sprint stage to cancel his lead.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.44466 del
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<again?
>again


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.44467 del
>>44466
heh, totally gonna pick the riders coming back from Canada that totally won't suffer from jetlag


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.44468 del
>>44467
Kek all the good ones are


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.44470 del
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>>44467
>>44468
Doesn't seem to bother our Erirtean fren too much.
I am picking taureau too. In fact I will MAYBE have one guy who was not a frequent flyer last week.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.44471 del
Also reposted the GC so /pinot/bert can have his brief but welcome dopamine rush.


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Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.44473 del
>>44466
Et voila


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.44474 del
>>44473
Almost my team.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.44475 del
Those videos of the make shift podium are very fun
We mist return to kermiskoers


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.44476 del
Marta Cavalli retires
She doesn't see an opening


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.44477 del
>>44476
well that sad. we invented australia to send the worst people there. they weren't supposed to come back.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.44478 del
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Giro
Tour
Vuelta


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.44480 del
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Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.44481 del
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Grand Tour of Poyand Lake with 11 (evelen) stages started today with a banger of an unipuerto, finishing on top of the legendary Lushan Scenic Area
Oliver MATTHEIS of BIKE AIDS humbled the hubmled peloton, putting a minute on redacted's Petr RIKUNOV who somehow can also climb now

>11 SMIT Willie +03:25
>27 IDERBOLD Bold +07:58
>29 KIM Euro ,,
>43 SAFARZADEH Saeid +12:57
>55 ŞAMPIYONBISIKLET Mehmet +19:15
>68 PITA Cristian David +22:51
>90 GOLDSTEIN Omer +23:08
>103 SIRIRONNACHAI Sarawut +30:33
>116 CHALOEMSRIMUEANG Putipong +49:09
>DNF PHOUNSAVATH Ariya


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.44482 del
>2026 the Le Grand Depart is in B*rcelona
Pull it


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.44483 del
>>44482
They are most likely already looking at alternatives.
Israel literally bombed peace negotiations in Qatar so it's pretty clear they have no intentions of ending the conflict. There is a pretty large probability that this will still be on-going a year from now.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.44484 del
Happy Birthday to Wout van Aert! Celebrate by playing the WvA-quiz here!


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.44485 del
nice roads in Chinese Taipei's China


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.44486 del
>>44484
ok, berts. how many career second places does Wout have?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.44487 del
GREAT search


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.44488 del
>>44487
how come Pee sea ass man doesn't use the Paris olympics audio recording of how memco spells his name yet?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.44489 del
>>44487
It's a mystery how he managed to make a search this bad. It's clearly also a mysery to himself since he has never fixed it.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.44490 del
>>44487
pcsgolems spaghetti code man


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.44491 del
>>44489
I don't think he actively improves anything unless his website goes down


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.44492 del
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HELLO WHO IS CLEANING UP THE GARBAGE FROM THE CATALOG


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.44493 del
>>44492
>venturing into the catalog
brave


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.44494 del
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>>44493
At least then you are not refreshing a dead thread for 5 hours


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.44495 del
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Yeah, so today was a nice reminder why it is nice to have a remote job and not interact with "humans".
There was this gruggy guy in the gym, I usually see him on Saturdays if I go. Low-IQ face, tall, well built, a typical Polack of the type which left the country in 2001 for the greenhouses of the Netherlands and it became safe everywhere, overnight. He can't be older than 35 THOUGH, he is just the type.
Well this grug guy comes in reeking of some unisex flowery perfume, I can't stand even regular aisles in supermarkets where home chemicals and laundry stuff is, this almost made tear up.
But what the FUCK is this guy's thing, is he just a fag or did he read on some redpill site that chicks dig that or what.
Yes well it didn't take long before he started ripping protein farts. Jesus fucking Christ, the mix of these to fragrances was made me eyes glazed. And this guy is a walker (like me) so between sets he doesn't sit, or stand, or stretch or anything, he just walks so all his pret-a-porter was being distributed all over the gym almost uniformly.

And then I went to this bar where there are regular Polish cuisine meals, a lot of elderly people go there because they can buy a month's worth of dinners on a discount so they don't have to cook themselves plus they can go to this bar to hang around, almost a senior citizen daycare.
So I sit like 3 places from this gramps who has some kind of text-to-speech app on his phone and he is just doomscrolling through whatever, or doing 2025 equivalent of channel hopping on a TV via a remote. But this app is reading everything articles, ads, scams everything that has some text in it.
I have heard about the newest AI doom incoming, I have heard the specs of Ka-52 and an Apache, I have heard that if you freeze a candle insert it will then burn much longer, I was only waiting for a penis enlargement ad or livejasmine.com

Thanks for reading my blogpost.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.44496 del
>>44495
always nice to see that the technology captive boomer is a worldwide phenomena


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.44497 del
>>44496
Boomers are a write off at this point, the circle of life makes a human more childlike again after a certain age so this is like frying a child with unlimited tablet access.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.44498 del
>>44495
We have an election coming up soon, I can only imagine what sort of bullshit are our elderly feasting on on their 8 years old unpatch tablets


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.44499 del
Paul Sexy Ass does both the WC ITT and RR


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.44500 del
>>44498
Will they think this if funny or real?
>i was guessing it is a czech guy talking but now i am not sure

https://x.com/1860rm/status/1967227278875861397


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.44501 del
>>44499
U23 or what?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.44502 del
>>44501
He's not allowed in those anymore


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.44503 del
>>44502
Oh yeah that's why that fraud Widar stays on the dev team. Sad!


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.44504 del
>>44500
what do you say about that?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.44505 del
Why aren't swedes as good in ciclismo as they are in pole vault?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.44506 del
Juanpe will fit right in at moviestar


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.44507 del
>>44506
so would Ayuso


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.44508 del
>>44507
but is that where he will ayu-go


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.44509 del
>>44508
he's probably going to Trek but it would be a lot more fun if he went to Movistar


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.44510 del
>>44505
fun fact, swedes have more paris roubaix wins than the danes


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.44511 del
>Ludovic Robeet was hospitalized last week due to a stroke, according to Belga news agency, citing earlier reports from Le Soir. According to the newspaper, the Cofidis rider was rushed to the Erasmus Hospital in Brussels.

damn, I fondly think about that nokere koerse sometimes


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.44512 del
>>44511
>Hospital in Brussels
ngmi. the family should request a transfer to Herentals.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.44513 del
>>44511
Even these Cofidis shitters get killed from dopage?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.44514 del
>>44513
my schizo theory is that by policing normal every day dopage through lots of testing in Europe and the blood passport it forces runners to dope in less effective and more risky ways and that culminates into more fucked up pros in hospitals


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.44515 del
>>44514
I don't think that's schizo at all, rather a natural consequence, not even a slippery slope.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.44516 del
>Trek updates Aeolus saddles, which adapt to the seat surface through a 3D-printed structure
thanks ciccone


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.44517 del
Sumo will start in 30 mins, Bert, if any of you is interested.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.44518 del
>>44517
gonna head out for a ride now but if I'm fast enough I should be able to catch the second half of the stream


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.44519 del
>>44518
Cool. I hope it'll load fine.
Have a good whizz.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.44520 del
>>44517
do dirty Mongols and gaijin still dominate and bully the locals in their own sports?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.44521 del
>>44520
They have two yokozunas now, only one of them is a Mongol. There is a young Ukrainian in the top ranks, and a somewhat older in the lower ranks in makuuchi, and a Kazakh in the middle. There's a Russian and a Chinese but both are actually Mongols.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.44522 del
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UCI doesn't play around these days


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.44523 del
>>44522
damn life has been rough on MAL


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.44524 del
Hello my dear berts. Surely you guys enjoyed your after work ride? It's still 28 degree out there


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Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.44526 del
What a lovely lovely evening
It was ridiculously windy so I went for long sleeves but it was warm enough for summer attire


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.44527 del
>>44524
>come home happy with me ride
>leave /cyc/ unhappy


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.44528 del
>>44524
horrible weather here, can I come live in your basement for a few weeks


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.44529 del
UCI not happy


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.44530 del
>>44529
lol fuck the UCI, this is a bullshit statement - it would be one thing if IPT was sponsored by some apolitical Israeli group, but Sylvan Adams is an avowed spokesperson for the regime and its ongoing genocide and protesting IPT's participation is absolutely a valid tactic


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.44531 del
>>44530
If there was anything wrong with genocide it would have already been made ilegel


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.44532 del
>>44529
they are absolutely correct and the vuelta should be deleted for good
I believe that unironically


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.44533 del
>>44519
I did in fact not make it but I will make it tomorrow


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.44534 del
>>44524
yesterday I got kwabed by the sunset for the first time this season


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.44535 del
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>>44534
it's dark again when I commute to work


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:35 [Preview] No.44536 del
>>44534
it was dark when i was coming home but then I took my glasses off


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.44537 del
>>44530
Nah fuck Spain. If they wanted to ban the team they should have grown a pair and outright done it. Encouraging protest and allowing riders to get assaulted on the road (and injuried btw) is the coward way to do it.
I'm willing to bet that if some israel team plays some UEFA cup in spain they'll make the police work properly


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:41 [Preview] No.44538 del
GT in South America in the fall is all I'm saying


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:43 [Preview] No.44540 del
>>44538
some real high altitude climbing for once could shake things up


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.44541 del
>>44538
VGH...chile.....home...


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:50 [Preview] No.44543 del
>>44542
imagine all the breathlets who DNF that climb
imagine the sprinters


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:51 [Preview] No.44544 del
and this is just the stuff the already ride, who knows what untapped potential rampas you can find over there


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.44545 del
>>44537
the UCI is where the responsibility lies for banning IPT


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.44546 del
>>44542
Phoar


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.44547 del
>>44543
FUCK the sprinters, they already have the slurpin giro
filtering them all out will give us unpredictable break stages on every terrain


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.44548 del
>>44547
hell yeah


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.44549 del
>>44529
The Olympic values of unity, mutual respect and peace for everyone except Russians. Sport is NOT politics as long as it's Israel that's doing the crimes.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.44550 del
anyone able to share how are dear Rusbert is doing ?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.44551 del
>>44529
>It is unacceptable and counterproductive for our sport to be fun from its universal mission.
What did they mean by this?


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.44552 del
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Now that the dust has settled on one of the most farcical GTs of the last quarter-century, it is time for our last /WORLD TOUR WINE/ entry of La Vuelta.

As attention payors remember, for the last stage I choose a bottle that is not limited by the route of the race, but rather emblematic of the country's winemaking history and tradition. Today's bottle is from the southern coast - Andalucia, where the bodgeas have been making a unique wine known internationally as Sherry for centuries.

Sherry is a generic term for a wide range of fortified wines, usually made from the Palamino grape. The two main types of Sherry are 1. fino, which ages in partially-filled barrels with a layer of yeast on the surface known as flor which protects it from oxygen, or 2. oloroso which ages without the protection of flor and undergoes substantial oxidation. Today's wine is a typical fino.

Equipo Navazos Fino En Rama Saca of February 2022 ($20 per 37.5 cL)

Pours a pale, transparent brown with medium plus body (just like me).The nose has walnuts, winter apple, and just a tinge of iodine. The palate is salty and savory, with a lovely nutty core and lively acidity. Alcohol is a bit stiff.

This is a lovely wine....Sherry definitely one of the great food wines of the planet, pairs so well with cheeses, meats, Eastern cuisine. It is not profound but it is a lovely drink. And with that, we say adios to La Vuelta and farewell to /wtw/ until almost mid-October.


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.44553 del
>>44550
I think he's doing fine


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.44554 del
>>44552
hello mr winebert i just wanted to say i am drunk now on this wonderful monday and i am in solidarity with your alcoholism


Bert 09/15/2025 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.44555 del
>>44554
Very good. But I am definitely looking forward to a little break with no /wtw/ scheduled. I have a wine dinner scheduled next week but otherwise want to detox a bit


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.44556 del
>>44553
such news warms the cockles of me very heart thanks for sharing Brtek


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.44557 del
never boozed as hard as the year I executed the original world tour of wine concept
ciclismo & alcoholismo are not easy on the liver you know


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.44558 del
>>44557
You should probably tone it down


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.44559 del
>>44529
why does the UCI get involved in Spanish politics. they sound like the conservative party wrote that for them.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.44560 del
>>44552
would have been fitting getting some super cheap wine that comes in a carton to match the parking lot celebration for Jonas.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.44561 del
Pretty easy to understand why they're angry with the prime minister for encouraging protesters to be honest


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.44562 del
A new challenger appears, wonder how much they sell


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.44563 del
>>44562
I have in fact seen these in the wild


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.44564 del
>>44557
should have done world tour cooking instead


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.44565 del
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>>44552
Milk thisle, artichoke, turmeric extracts plus NAC (n-acetyl cysteine or whatever) and you can live.
That goes to Bertc and all other mild alcoholics of /cyc/.
There is a big next day difference when I get home after some booze, have a small meal and have a combo of these and when I don't and just go to sleep.
Of coursh you would need to unbooze completely and have a longer period of healthy food plus regular intake of these supplements to revert liver damage but it sure doesn't hurt having them along the way.

Just remembered that when I was younger I used to just get water and go to bed without a shower, reeking with cigarettes, bleh.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.44566 del
Saar!


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.44567 del
>>44565
Bucket, bottle of water, smelly cig hair
Those were the days.
Now I need 2 days if recovery from a NYE party


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.44568 del
VACEK not going to Rwanda, Lidl said no


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.44569 del


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.44570 del
>>44562
My clubmate rides one, he's quite content with it. Nothing bad with it I suppose, just looks a bit boring.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.44571 del
>>44568
>Lidl said no
what do they need him to be in Europe for?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.44572 del
>>44570
Not a huge fan of the look either


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.44573 del
>>44571
He will be focusing on yurop champ instead


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.44574 del
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>HIRT Jan is """tired""" from slurping vuelta all day long
>OTRUBA Joseba not participating because his team, Caja Rural, would not allow it

So the czech team is going to be
>35 times czech CX champion Miso BOROS
>a random El ogro del Trutnov, Simon VANICEK

a GREAT team


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.44575 del
>>44573
Euro champs is not ridden for Lidl either why would they care which championship he goes to?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.44576 del
>>44575
it's an excuse
he also doesn't want to get vaxxed for whatever ebola is ravaging rwanda


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.44577 del
>>44576
>it's an excuse
Yes well that is what I wanted to get to. Both Cicco and Skjelmose are going to Africa so it would be weird if Trek denied only Vacek.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.44578 del
>>44574
the u23 team they're sending is stronger, with washed PRIDAL and godlike NOVAK


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.44579 del
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>>44574
At least you have a team in /elite/.
Me? Not so much.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.44580 del
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>>44579
We are sending Menno HUISING. Whoever the FUCK that is


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.44581 del
We're not sending anyone (so far)


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.44582 del
Even Mauritius has a better team with MAYER and DE COMARMOND. Probably unironically more victories too


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.44583 del
>>44574
Life of the guest country


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.44584 del
Guatemala also a VERY strong team with Chumil and Mardoqueo Vásquezgod


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.44585 del
>>44576
Van Gils straight up said he didn't want to go because Rwanda is a dirty country with diseases and shit lol


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.44586 del
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>>44585
So why does he not refuse to race Spain


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.44587 del
>>44585
That is Belgium's fault though. Dirty colonizers stole all their wealth so they HAD to hack each other up


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.44588 del
>>44585
nice when someone says it as it is


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.44589 del


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.44590 del
>>44564
I might do still
that's a crowded space Though and I prefer to be original


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.44591 del
>>44590
only the giro d'eataly is covered, the rest is fair game


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.44592 del
>>44591
Thankfully tour of britain is not WT


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.44593 del
>>44579
not to worry, the cyclisto championships is only for ELITE wheel running nations like GRENADA, GUATEMALA, TUNISIA and SRBJIA


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 12:51 [Preview] No.44594 del
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Sundance Kid is kill


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.44595 del
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>>44594
Fewer and fewer left. Soon Tom Cruise will be the most senior left from the last great era of cinema.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.44596 del
>>44595
He'll die in some freak stunt accident judging by the last mission impossible


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.44597 del
>>44596
It's not like I admire him but let him retire soon. He could go make shoes like Daniel Day-Lewis but I've seen some ads with a movie with him lately so I guess retirement got retired quickly.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.44598 del
Oh that's his son who is writing the movie, good motif to give it one more go I guess.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.44599 del
>>44597
DDL said he was bored as shit
I doubt tom will ever retire, he even produces his own movies now so he can still do the crazy stunts


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.44600 del
soon getting soon. 27 posts until we are finished.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.44601 del
imagine if QUICK Blake rode for Quick Pro Team instead of Roojai
devs need to patch this one ASAP


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.44603 del
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As a sports fan, when a big event ends, like a grand tour, the olympics, even a footy world cup, I usualy feel empty
After this La Vuelta, i don't feel anything at all, very unusual
Fortunately there's still /t&f/ champs going on right now


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.44604 del
>>44601
Why is Del Toro not at Red Bull anyway. What a missed opportunity


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.44605 del
>>44603
What other sports Bert watches?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.44606 del
Btw, sumo today again, in less than 2 hours.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.44607 del
>>44605
apparently we also watch ultra running and tr*athlon


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.44608 del
Checking out some CT teams. Why the FUCK does this Czechian one lead to a Page Not Found https://www.procyclingstats.com/team/tufo-pardus-prostejov-2025


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.44609 del
>>44605
There are no other sports


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.44610 del
>>44605
As for me, besides cycling, it's
>biathlon
>snooker
>track and field
>ultra running
>tr*athlon
>ice hockey
>sometimes footy
i used to watch moto go too a lot too, but all my heroes have long retired
i don't watch sumo, sorry bert


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.44611 del
>>44605
our very Brtek is known as a BIG fan of female biathlon


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.44612 del
>>44608
Oh he made a spelling error in his own link, GREAT going there PCSbert https://www.procyclingstats.com/team/tufo-pardus-prostjov-2025


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.44613 del
>>44607
Shouldn't you guys watch anything with bikes, from bmx to iron man I know this is triathlon just longer?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.44614 del
>>44608
servers are probabky down in cuba innit


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.44615 del
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If you search for TUFO in the search bar it leads to that Page Not Found


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.44616 del
>>44609
Such cases.

>>44610
>hockey
Finland for teh win. And Chicago Blackhawks

>>44611
Lesbiathlon?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.44617 del
>>44614
In Cuba? What's in Cuba


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.44618 del
>>44605
the cycle and the college football everything else doesn't matter till the playoffs


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.44619 del
>>44605
As a yungun it was all Eurosport broadcasted.
Now it is just cycling, sometimes F1, sometimes handegg, sometimes winter sports when it starts to get comfy being home and that's it.
Not even track and field anymore and that was a staple of kurwabert household.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.44620 del
There is this joke, a bit old, from state socialism era, but I guess still relevant.
Acquaintances talk about sports:
- I like Hungarian hockey.
- It's crap, how can you like it?
- I like the puck, I never see the puck when the Czechslovak and Soviet teams play.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.44621 del
>>44613
its kinda all just road cycling, some mtb and cyclocross and sometimes track cycling but triathlon is too boring and bmx idk I've never seen anyone talk about that
road cycling is the main professional bike racing discipline and everything else is more or less niche


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.44622 del
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They have a guy called Wojciech PSZCZOLARSKI. Who comes up with this shit


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.44623 del
>>44622
Born in Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.44624 del
>>44620
I also like the Puck (not Moonen)


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.44625 del
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>>44622
Next stop for PSZCZOLARSKI is Pissma.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.44626 del
>>44625
>pszczółka
>73 kg 1.86m


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.44627 del
>>44622
is this last name pronounced pscho-larski


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.44671 del
hello waar new thread what happened??



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