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/cyc/ - general Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No. 44676
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>Current and upcoming races
17.09 - 21.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
17.09 - 21.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
17.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
17.09 Delirium Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE
19.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME
19.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
19.09 - 21.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1
20.09 Primus Classics 1.Pro
20.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
21.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
21.09 Gooikse Pijl 1.1
21.09 Giro della Romagna 1.1
21.09 - 28.09 World Championships WC
24.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.1
28.09 Paris-Chauny 1.1
28.09 - 05.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
30.09 - 05.10 CRO Race 2.1
01.10 - 5.10 European Continental Championships CC
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
04.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
04.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE
05.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.1
05.10 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.Pro WE
06.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro
07.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
07.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE
09.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 12.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro
11.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
11.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo 1.1 WE
12.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>44641


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.44678 del
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Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.44680 del
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poor suissebert


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.44682 del
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hellu


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.44684 del
Should be fine me thinks.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.44685 del
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Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.44686 del
>>44671
the mod bot auto deleted my first 3 attempts of making a new thread. we shall use the old name for the Belgian autumn classic and name it Primus Classics like in the old days.
I expect the same for Brugge - De Panne. the bot won't tolerate it being named "R*nde van Brugge".
also explains why it deleted one of my posts making fun of the spam bot post being filled with my word filters using P*ck M**nen.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.44687 del
Can I finally make my Bertócs Bértőlőszy joke now


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.44688 del
no


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.44689 del
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>Swisbert bullied by AI.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.44690 del
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>>44687
You're gonna nuke the thread Bert!


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.44691 del
>>44687
It sounds like a Hungarian name. Maybe change it to Bertölőssy, would be like a name of some nobility.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.44692 del
WALTER Attila, now there was a runner


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.44693 del
>Philadelphia Cycling Classic
how come there's suddenly money for ciclismo in thriving cities like Philly and Baltimore?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.44694 del
>>44692
Lotsa German surnames too.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.44695 del
>>44692
a very unlikable runner 2bh


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.44696 del
>>44693
ciclismo is an inherently left-wing activity, which corresponds well to the political tendencies of vibrant metropolitan urban centres on the Atlantic coast of North America


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.44697 del
>>44696
but it thrives in small towns in bum fuck nowhere like unbound in Kansas and the ciclismo capital of the US is in Bentonville, Arkansas


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.44698 del
Starting sumo here:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Now.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.44699 del
>>44696
yet every good rider is from durango or phoenix


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.44700 del
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Most european smaller countries are good at some sport

>Belgium - Ciclismo
>Denmark - Ciclismo
>Czech'em - Hockey
>Neverlands - Speed skating I guess
>Slovakia - Butthurt
>Sweden - Hockey
>Finland - Hockey
>Norway - Dopage and Winter sports
>Switzerland - Being rich
>Slovenia - Ciclismo and Basketball
>Serbia - Basketball
>Croatia - Footy
>Portugal - Footy
But what sport is Hungary good at? This is not even a jab, I genuienly don't know
I think it used to be water polo?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.44701 del
>>44700
All the water related sports. Canoe, kayak, swimming, water polo. And fencing, penthatlon
It used to be good at in football decades ago.
Btw we always get bunch of medals in olympics, check wikipee medal table.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.44702 del
>>44700
they had a really good footy team at some point


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.44703 del
Recent problem is that the range of sports we are good at gets narrower and narrower.
We had great boxers and various martial artists too. Now, not so much.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.44704 del
>>44703
You guys always had somebody good at Grug events in track and field like disc and hammer throw.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.44705 del
>>44697
>>44699
yes, well
it's not as though all the good yuro runners are from Paris, Rome, and Madrid


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.44706 del
>>44704
That too. I think we had someone in last olympics too.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.44707 del
>>44701
I see, 3rd in Helsinki, very impressive
We used to be very good with water sports (on kayak and in the canal too). Swimming not so much, czechs can't swim apparently.
But every olympics it gets worse.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.44708 del
>>44707
>But every olympics it gets worse.
Sames. ;(


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.44709 del
>put a new chain after the old one broke
>gear starts skipping like crazy
I need a new cassette, do I


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.44710 del
>>44709
yes you rode the a worn chain for took long so it took the cassette with it


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.44711 del
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nice stroke bert are you okay (no)


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.44712 del
>>44710
Fuck


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.44713 del
>>44712
Its also possible that your most used chainring is also dead meaning the chain will slip off under high load. Not necessarily though


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.44714 del
>>44704
>ynr PARS Krisztian and ANNUS Balazs

>>44704
>czechs can't swim apparently
Hood tendencies.

>>44709
I ran to buy one (not really, bought it off Amazon through laptop clicking) as soon as I have noticed the shifting started to choke once every few times.
I even checked on my then brand new Park Tool CC-4 Chain Checker and it went in ALL the way, not just the tip.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.44715 del
>>44704
Oh and your very own Primoż KOZMUS was already there too.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.44716 del
>>44709
Vaxx status?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.44717 del
>>44714
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imre_Pulai
>Pulai
Romanians were never more extatic


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.44718 del
>>44717
Oh that was that BIG guy in a bandana. For a still rather young me this was a true caveman man.


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>>44718
Yeah.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.44720 del
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Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.44721 del
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>>44720
mario luigi ristorante tutti avanti


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:00 [Preview] No.44722 del
>>44713
Let's hope not
>>44716
I'm not vaxxing my chain, and surely not the one on my commuter


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.44723 del
>>44722
Considering vaxxing's biggest benefit is drivetrain longevity, probably makes more sense for commuter rather than race bike.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.44724 del
>>44723
I can put 80€ per year in chain + cassette


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.44725 del
>>44595
Tom Cruise is nowhere near the league of Redford, Newman, Hoffman, Hackman, etc


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.44726 del
>>44697
Mr. Wal-Mart loves ciclismo, that's why it's in Arkansas


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.44727 del
>>44709
is your quick link in all the way?
this happened to me once and it was because the quick link came loose slightly after I thought it was fully clicked in


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.44728 del
>>44725
tom knows his acting limitations and makes the most of it. please understand.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.44729 del
>>44728
he's also a totally different generation; Redford was 89, Cruise is 63


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:25 [Preview] No.44730 del
on me ride just now I snagged a few grapes from a vineyard and ate them - delicious!


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.44731 del
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>>44725
I think Cruise is great. He's had some solid blockbuster kino like Top Gun and Mission: Impossible and auteur kino like Eyes Wide Shut, Collateral, Vanilla Sky

Tropic Thunder
A Few Good Men
Edge of Tomorrow

I mean, come on, this is a stellar kinography


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.44732 del
>>44731
and magnolia, rain man


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.44733 del
>>44731
The last Samurai is actually my favourite Cruise kino.
The thing about his movies is maybe they weren't particularly deep or anything. But ai was always entertained watching them. It showed the man cared for what he was doing


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.44734 del
>>44731
he's a very functional actor, he's not bad


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.44735 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L8M6lOxQaAY [Embed]
good interview


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.44736 del
>>44725
Of coursh not, he was just ever present on my eastern Euro TV for the whole of my youth and young adulthood, his era overlapped with all your Hackmans, Hopkinses, Redfords and fluently continued up until slop movies and remakes were ushered in with Fast and Furious, capeshit, anything that has Rock or Jennifer Lawrence in it.
Although I do believe older actors are romanticized and idealized too much but this is perfectly in line with human condition aka "back in the day".


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.44737 del
>>44736
him and brad


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.44738 del
>>44700
expatriate mathematicians, pimarily


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.44739 del
>>44731
i like him because he's a scientology schizo and that endears me to the action movie characters he plays. i imagine them all as scientology schizos


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.44740 del
>>44737
This guy too, I have an obviously false feeling that every other move had Tommy Lee Jones as the major supporting role and the rest had Tom Sizemore.


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.44741 del
>>44740
or Steve Buscemi


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.44742 del
>Jonas Vingegaard is grateful for the alternative celebration that was put together by the teams after the canceled final stage of the Vuelta in Madrid. The Dane thanks one person in particular for the celebration: Tom Pidcock's mother. She came up with the idea.

Based momma pidders


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.44743 del
>Jílek's technique must have raised dozens of eyebrows in Thialf on Tuesday afternoon. What was intended as a first training match on the ice this season for the 19-year-old Czech turned into a true demonstration of speed and strength. With a time of 3:34.09 over three kilometers, Jílek shaved more than three seconds off the official world record held by Norwegian Eskil Ervik: 3:37.28.
NOT NORMAL


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.44744 del
>>44742
wtf I love Tom Pidcock's mom now


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.44745 del
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>>44743
We still don't have a stadium despite promises of everybody ever since Sablikova was a little grill
It even became a meme that politicians will promise you early retirement, cheap bear and speed skating arena


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.44746 del
Has there been an official announcement from Lotto and Wanty about the merger?
Is it a guaranteed happening or is it still only a rumour?


Bert 09/16/2025 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.44747 del
I drank a silly amount of biers so far this week, even our most sloppoest of b*lgians would blush


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.44748 del
>heatwave during weekend
All those who already dusted off their rape machine should feel a little bit stupid


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.44749 del
>>44748
>heatwave


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.44750 del
>>44749
29°C feels like very hot after a couple of weeks below 20


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.44751 del
>>44746
It's pretty real but there's no guarantee


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.44752 del
what is it with jumbo sending the next remco again to Czechoslovakia to race against contishitters? And how come Bertaczek is never hiking in the Tatra mountains?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.44753 del
>“I think this Vuelta gives me hope and belief that I can challenge him even more next year,” Vingegaard said. “Even at the Tour de France, although it was a clear defeat, I still took confidence from it. I had some bad days in the Tour, which I still find difficult to explain. But when I was on my best days, he couldn’t ride away from me. That makes me feel like I’ve closed the gap compared to last year.”

Lol, lmao even


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.44754 del
As a PSA to my goomblers and because I'm not an asshole
Laurance is not on the startlist anymore and some other stuff changed so don't forget to check before noon so you'don't get degenkolb'd.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.44755 del
>>44754
My Kwakowski has a free reign, GREAT news.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.44756 del
>no races on program
KUSS appreciators, it's voorbij for us


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.44757 del
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>velodrama


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.44758 del
>>44754
Lapeira it is, thanks


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.44759 del
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kek what a kek


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.44760 del
>>44757
This is always the hardest part of the season


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.44761 del
>>44760
Just like cycling it is an endurance sport


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.44762 del
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>>44761
Let me tell you something you already know. The Velogame ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as Velogames. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.44763 del
>>44760
It's the easiest, pick full UAE to all Italian races


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.44768 del
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Picks. >>44764


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.44769 del
Hey, I've won, wanted to go fancy with Alfred, Venturini, Danny Van, but I the boring team it is, gotta defend the top 10.
>wonder how it will end up as not exactly defending top 10


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.44770 del
>>44768
Autismbert again a boring SON of a bitch


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>>44770
You have almost the same team


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.44772 del
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>>44771
yes but it's based when I do that


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.44773 del
hello is this the Radsportfreunde e.V.?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.44774 del
Terrible news, we live in Slovakia


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.44775 del
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Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.44776 del
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KUBIS looks ready


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.44777 del
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bloblo


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.44778 del
>>44774
By sharing the NC race, you're technically still one country in ciclismo. And that fat guy from the mywoosh ad on eurosport appears on the western part of CSSR tv.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.44779 del
No palestinian flag in sight, only runners living in a moment


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.44780 del
it finally rained here
suppose me pre-race Small ride will have to be on the raper


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.44781 del
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Dopage list dropped


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.44782 del
>>44781
>imlying LIE is more doped than POEL
ISHYBDDT


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.44783 del
How many urine stands are there in Norway?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.44784 del
>>44783
I don't know, they just RESELL them.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.44785 del
pretty good swap from Gianetti


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.44786 del
"Namur" doesn't sound very belgian/dutch to my ears


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.44787 del
>>44786
tiger breed from the himalayas innit


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.44788 del
The Lemon is flying today


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.44789 del
runners going solo left and right


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.44790 del
>>44789
Visma rolling attacks with the entire team.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.44791 del
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>slovakia cucked again
based


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.44792 del
Kubish is the new Hofstetter


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.44793 del
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Elden Ring is going pretty well but I did kinda ragequit and broke my keyboard. It's okay, it was a cheap Logitech that was like 10 eurodollars and it never worked well. Any suggestions for a new good one?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.44794 del
Grandes on Italian RAI say they hope to see BARONCINI back as soon as possible, i.e. didn't say bout no life changing injuries etc.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.44795 del
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Huh.. something seems a bit off here...


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.44796 del
>>44795
damn born in 2012652


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.44797 del
peleton strung out, lapeira in pole position to fuck up


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.44798 del
>they're riding for ancient trentin and not slick rick
rip me


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.44799 del
LAFAY


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.44800 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE LAFAY


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.44801 del
lafay saw the serrano playbook


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.44802 del
ALLEZ LAFAY


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.44803 del
All the fucking streams are fucking terrible


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.44804 del
>>44798
Had him for a while, had no confidence he will be their guy and gladly adjusted to DELETTRE.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.44805 del
fucking hell de lie is an absolute beast


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.44806 del
STRONG De Lie


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.44807 del
The whole fucking site went down but I guess De Lie won


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.44808 del
fuck I had jeanniere and then saw delettre and couldn't help myself


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.44809 del
DE LIE, JEANNIERE, GIRMAY, ADRIA, TRENTIN, KIELICH?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.44810 del
nice to have the stier to his old self


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.44811 del
And that fucking asshole Adria suddenly there again after doing NOTHING all year


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.44812 del
Waar aranburu?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.44813 del
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Efapel attaque


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.44814 del
>>44809
So every rider I considered but didn't pick. Except De Lie and Girmay who everybody has of course


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.44815 del
>>44812
Looks like 8th


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.44816 del
>>44812
9th I think behind FEDOROV


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.44817 del
Big Fed!


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.44818 del
>>44814
I was so confident in Lapeira, Plumiers, Wellens


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.44819 del
>>44814
How did you sleep on jeanniere?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.44820 del
Oh 9th. And suddenly fucking NAESEN of all fucking places. Where the fucking fuck is Lapeira for FUCK'S sake


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.44821 del
And Naesen out of nowhere too. Lapeira is so chimeric.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.44822 del
>>44819
Because I fell for that Delettre bullshit, whoever that is


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.44823 del
>>44818
another UAE disasterclass
why the fuck didn't they try anything, do they really want to sprint with oliveira


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.44824 del
good think i picked aranbuGOD


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.44825 del
Based Carapaz


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.44826 del
>>44819
Lapeira seemed to be mandatory and if you pick him and tree +20 you don't have funds for Jeanniere. Tried, but I wasn't exaclty jazzed by pairing him with Alfred or Danny Van.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.44827 del
There was an Israel guy somewhere, if that somehow turns out to be Van Asbroeck or something I am going NUTS


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.44828 del
Lennergy Pharma with an early lead with 1-2-3-4


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.44829 del
>>44822
A costly mistake


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.44830 del
>>44827
Riley SHEEHAN


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.44831 del
>>44825
evergreen


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.44832 del
big bridge


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.44833 del
races finishing kinda late today


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.44834 del
>>44820
And it was not that fucking NAESEN but LAPEIRA indeed.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.44835 del
it wasn't naesen


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.44836 del
Romain GRUGoire


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.44837 del
That was a mighty long sprint by Gregoire. BIG head wobbling too.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.44838 del
should have a 'Drama for this race, not Britain


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.44839 del
Now it is winebert with a more crystalized lead, with 1-2-3-10-11, Norbert and Ullebert behind him with 1-2-4-9-10


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.44840 del
>>44839
>4 < 10 + 11
>3 < 9 + 10
Superclasico can be frustrating


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.44841 del
Hello, Bert.
Sumo again today, in 30 mins. Less.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Now watching some DPA, Wyatt talks about Nepalese politics, then Ukraine and such.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.44842 del
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>>44841


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.44843 del
>>44840
sucks sometimes especially when it's someone almost nobody picked and the others are the safe picks


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.44844 del
full results out, some very grime results like
>Frits Biesterbos


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.44846 del
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Results. >>44845


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.44847 del
Can gregoire be European champion, yes or no?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.44848 del
>>44847
if pogacar gets malaria


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.44849 del
>>44847
remderp evenebrakecheck will make sure that wont happen


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.44850 del
>>44849
the route kinda reminds me of the one where colbrelli mindbroke him


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.44851 del
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I can't believe I didn't pick Frits BIESTERBOS


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.44853 del
>Eddy Le Huitouze quitte Groupama-FDJ et se tourne vers le gravel
Hummm, a bit early for retirement


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.44854 del
>>44853
That guy was terrible


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.44855 del
>>44853
can you even earn money in gravel? it's not like cx where it's a closed ecosystem


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.44856 del
>>44855
Sponsor money I guess, these brands are still selling 3K bike to freds as commuters


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.44857 del
>>44855
gravel people are basically social media influencers with private sponsorships. There's a lot more money in it than in conti racing at least for the american scene


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.44858 del
>>44856
I feel attacked but my bike only cost 1.9k


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.44859 del
>>44851
Same. He already scored more UCI points this season than G, Gaviria, Double, Tratnik, De Pestel... how did I miss this?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:49 [Preview] No.44860 del
>>44856
I feel like bikes are usually either cheaper or way more expensive than 3k
like 1.3k-2.5k or over 4k


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.44861 del
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I've seen a LOT of these recently. Honestly pretty good deal for a commuter, would probably have bought it instead of my canyon


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.44862 del
>>44861
>grvl as fuck belge
the price is a bit steep for apex and alu frame. Yeah the legacy brands would charge something closer to 2000€. This better comes with a full carbon fork and acceptable wheels and isn't just a triban with fresh wheels


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.44863 del
>>44861
>1500€ in Germany
>10.5 kg
low end bikes are really grim these days


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 17:19 [Preview] No.44864 del
>>44863
Alu 105 was 1000€ 10 years ago, it's basically inflation + 200€ disc tax. First price for Ultegra + carbon wheel, now these have taken a good x2


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.44865 del
>>44846
Another win. Another disastrous Velogoomble for Bertacek

Tick tock


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.44866 del
Veloman clearly takes his scores from FC where it is not DELETTRE but DAUPHIN at 21, while on offishel pdf it is DELETTRE.
DELETTREbros I am waiting until he atones before I scrape.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.44867 del
you now remember lorenzo rota


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.44868 del
>>44867
welcome to Swatt Club


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.44869 del
>>44868
can't believe jayco fell for that doped up conca dude


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.44870 del
>>44869
They also signed Hellemose from there and he has honestly been a decent hjælper this year. Swatt Club to Jayco pipeline is useful for riders just barely good enough to be pro.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.44871 del
>>44870
I remember that guy got a contract at lidl because he was a friend of pedersen or something kek


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.44872 del
Can I get a contract with the Nederlandse Trein Kompany because I am friends with Autismbert?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.44873 del
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Speaking of treins, what is the best trein game available on Steam? Want to see what autists find so interesting


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.44874 del
>>44873
Railroad Tycoon II.
Not sure if it's on Steam. Maybe GoG.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.44875 del
>>44873
I have heard lots of good stuff about OpenTTD but I have never had the patience to sit down and learn how to play it.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.44876 del
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>>44873
do you have the cash


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.44877 del
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>>44876
this actually exceeds the cost of the complete /wtw/ cellar


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.44878 del
>>44876
lmao


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.44879 del
>>44876
Madness.
As I said: RR2.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.44880 del
>>44876
at this point pirating is an act of defiance


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:09 [Preview] No.44881 del
>>44873
OpenTTD with mods
Spent like 50 years playing it


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.44882 del
Or this czech (surprise suprise) game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/598960/Mashinky/


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.44883 del
>are SEPP back in Durango
uhm, baste?


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.44884 del
>>44883
simmons is so much cooler than kuss, probably the pro cyclist I respect the most even despite his ethnicity


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.44885 del
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while we're at the topic of durango I mean


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.44886 del
>>44877
that is honestly good to hear


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.44887 del
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I have bought a new phone despite not needing it just because it is a Sony and besides two Siemenses I have had only Ericssons, SonyEricssons and Sonys all me life, and Sony is bailing from the phone market and it is model with my lucky number 6.
I will not clean it very much from the bload and spyware, it will be my normie profile phone for the skynet to see, I shall be using another one with clean OS for other stuff if I need to.


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.44888 del
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Mats OMLOOP already 3 minutes down


Bert 09/17/2025 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.44890 del
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GC. >>44889


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.44891 del
Absolute DOPAGE at poyang lake today


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.44892 del
>>44891
>45 km TTT
the so called "european grand tours" would never


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.44893 del
>>44892
I would also be okay with team prologue a la volta 2013 (https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2013/prologue/result/result)


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.44894 del
>>44893
>Jan Hirt, Stake Laengen, Ciolek and Omar Fraile have all run the Volta
Guess you learn something new every day


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.44895 del
>>44891
>chynese team
>its actually all russians
based


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.44896 del
>>44892
how tf did normally solid aussie team CCACHE BODYWRAP finish 25 mins behind with an average speed of 34kmh.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.44897 del
>>44896
only explanation I have is that they had multiple chuted or mechanicaled runners that had to limp to the finish


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.44898 del
VAN GILS in the breakaway


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.44899 del
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What is this shit?


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.44900 del
>>44899
total front derailleur death
total front derailleur extermination
you will NOT put a front derailleur on your bike


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.44901 del
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BIG hiking weekend is a GO
on third attempt


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.44902 del
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>>44901
Big ride here. It's not even cold in the morning so I can jump right away


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.44903 del
In the not /cyc/ office, treining was done, now I have to sit here for tree more hours just to go for some team meal. Can't play games, can't shitpoat outside of phone, can't frogpost, can't rip a fart or burp like a man.
I am also reminded how much of an adult daycare these offshore jobs are.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.44904 del
R*ping when you're out of shape is even more depressing than usual. I need to ride a few weeks without a powermeter


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.44905 del
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I have seen enough, I am putting warm socks on me feet


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.44906 del
Also we live in Slovakia, 65 km to go


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.44907 del
>Amaury COPILOT to Jayco
peculiar


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.44908 del
>>44891
When you check the startlist there are like 5 Chinese riders total. Why do they bother with all these races and teams when not a single person in China cares abouy cycling?


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.44909 del
>>44908
apparently the recreational cycling scene in china is sizeable its just that they all suck at it so only few even get to that level of racing


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.44910 del
>>44909
They're good at track because it's pure grind


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.44911 del
>>44910
not like road cycling is anything but pure grind
but track cycling has olympic medals so they have NT sponsoring for that while road cycling has nothing (realistically)


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.44912 del
>>44911
Road is different though, teams, feeding, tactics.
Track is roidpedal


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.44913 del
>>44912
thats massive cope and we all know it


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.44914 del
>Pavel Novak to Movistar
It's over before it began


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.44915 del
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>>44914


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.44916 del
>>44914
grim


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.44917 del
How are we feeling today Kubitches? Time for a BIG win?


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.44918 del
Farming those wins BAM


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.44919 del
>2ubis


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.44920 del
>Yveke topten
farmer son bros we are feasting


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.44921 del
It might be a Mickey Mouse race, but Magnier is a serious bike rider.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.44922 del
>>44921
Will be difficult to divide him and merlel in the classics


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.44923 del
>>44922
Merlel was the fastest sprinter this year. You pretty much have to give him first dibs on any race next year untill he proves to be washed up.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.44924 del
>>44923
yeah but what will you do in something like gent wevelgem or kuurne where they can ride away and merlel gets dropped like a brick
I guess you can start both in case they do mass sprint


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.44925 del
>>44924
Merlier would have won Gent Wevelgem if his and other teams had put in a proper chase against Fats alone in the front. You can always start with both but Merlier has to be your main captain.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.44926 del
>>44922
Just take both and give him free role


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.44927 del
I wonder if remco will commit seppeku when pogacar beats him in the TT


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.44928 del
CHUTE


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.44929 del
Fraud KOCKELMANN wins in Luxembourgh
TOP KEK
VAN DEN BERG utterly humiliated


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.44930 del
>>44929
kockgod finally getting his big break


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.44931 del
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>>44930
with a powerful message to Bertacek who kept calling him a fraud on multiple occasions


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.44932 del
never heard of this Cockelman
lots of frauds exposed in this sprint


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.44933 del
>>44931
>didn't rate his win in Überherrner Straßenrennen auf dem Wallerfanger Saargau


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.44934 del
>>44932
What?
He's one of the Burgerbert's renowned protege


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.44935 del
van den berg really is a renowned choker
>that vuelta stage where he just slid out the corner
peak comical


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.44936 del
>>44934
I am not subscribed to his junior cycling newsletter


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.44937 del
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>>44936
I expected more from you
But then again, I didn't


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.44938 del
fun gravel ride planned tomorrow


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.44939 del
>>44937
And you are a shining beacon of attention paying?


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.44940 del
>>44932
we ridiculed his name so many times and you pretend to not have noticed that?


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.44941 del
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>>44939
I only pay attention to interesting posts


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.44942 del
speaking of interesting posts where the H*CK are the mit schnitzles lately


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.44943 del
>>44942
more canceled rides than schnitzels
grim state of affairs


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 15:55 [Preview] No.44944 del
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Hello, Bert.
Sumo continues, in about 35 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.44945 del
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hand over the kiwis


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.44946 del
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what's the officiel /bet/ on the message contained on this envelope ?


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.44947 del
Lol that bitch in running almost took that Marita Koch world record. Very clean of course


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.44948 del
>>44947
track and field is so unbelievably dirty I love it


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.44949 del
>>44946
>Franz Josef, father, please forgive me
>We never should have broken k. und k.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.44950 del
>>44901
I don't get it. I love hiking in bad weather. No people to greet and nature all to yourself. I bet you will have to keep hearing polska again non stop because of the nice weather this weekend.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.44951 del
>>44950
I'm going to Kuhtai


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.44952 del
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>14 year old kid on his bike mowed down by a tractor close to where I live
stay safe out there bertmen


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.44953 del
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>>44952
on my route today some ebiker rode into the rear end of a tractor a few hours earlier and impaled himself on the field work machinery that the tractor had there, fuckton of dried blood on the road. I thought of snapping a pic for /bert/ but I got into a conversation with one of the farmers there when I stopped and thought it would've been too weird to do that


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.44954 del
>>44953
life is brutal


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.44955 del
>israel banned from gran camino
>israel banned from barcelona grand depart
>israel banned from canary islands vuelta
how long can this last


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.44956 del
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treinz


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.44957 del
>>44956
Has that Bert got a railroad game?


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.44958 del
>>44955
are they actually banned? I just read that spanish officials are asking the uci to ban them


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.44959 del
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>>44956
Are these from 1940-1945? I heard the trains were always on time back then in Poland


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.44960 del
>>44955
While I'm not for banning sportsmen for the action of their state, but they are getting consistent. Russia is getting banned in different sports, now Israel too.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.44961 del
>>44959
Trains are in time in Poland now again. Very suspicious, they surely preparing for something.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.44962 del
>>44955
Based but grand depart Barcelona wont happen anyway. I find it very unlikely that UCI will ban Israel but I hope to be proved wrong.


Bert 09/18/2025 (Thu) 21:30 [Preview] No.44963 del
>>44959
Give some Respek to ol English EP-07. Yeah, the treins were quite full and on schedule back, especially the one way trips.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.44964 del
>oh me? why yes, I'm from GURGLERTAL


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.44965 del
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Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.44966 del
>>44957
I downloaded OpenTTD but haven't played it yet.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.44967 del
[Redacted] 8 Cyclassic Velodrama open


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.44968 del
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>>44967
Since Tuesday evening. I'm sure all the punchy sprinters make it in a small bunch not some random G1 with TEUNS, TARLIN and TACO.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.44969 del
>>44968
this race is pure chaos
ancient washed up fuglsang got top 5 here not that long ago


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.44970 del
I just looked at Sam Welsford's results for this year.
This dude has to be scamming his team right? He trains in the off season and then just stops in februari?


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.44972 del
>>44969
Sweet lawd jesus, this is Wout van AERT music!


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.44973 del
>>44969
>>44972
This one's for big Berto Bertiol


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.44974 del
">We need to try to widen the gap on Uno-X Mobility as quickly as possible," says Milan Fretin. Thor Hushovd's team is Cofidis' closest and, realistically, only challenger. "It's going to be difficult, because the Norwegians are riding incredibly strongly this season. But I still have ambitions for a number of sprint races in my own country. Alex Aranburu has been picking up a lot of points in the big races lately. It will have to come from the two of us."

>According to his teammate Piet Allegaert, the points battle is a major issue within the team of manager Cedric Vasseur. "The pressure from sponsor Cofidis is immense. Budget-wise, things will likely change considerably if we're no longer a WorldTour team. That's why they have to wait to contact riders for 2026. It's now a matter of giving it our all until the end of October, and then we'll see where we stand."

>Fretin: "In the group chat, we regularly get reminders about how important the sponsor considers that WorldTour license. And if you don't score one weekend, you notice there's more disappointment than if we were in a normal situation."

top kek what an absolute clown team


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.44975 del
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>>44973
Akshually not silly at all. Falling for this psyop.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.44976 del
>>44974
Kek, dude went to a podcast in mars he was wasked the point question he acted so fucking smug about it. I hope they lose it, french teams really need to be cleaned out from these retards


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.44977 del
>>44970
its remarkable how he can only score big in Australia


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>>44976
Damnit Fretin! Cofidis is breathing down my neck and I need some results now or the department won't survive.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.44979 del
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>>44978
kek
I haven't checked in on the relegation battle in a while but while cofidis is losing as of now we still have that lotto-wanty merger thing which should keep them in WT right, as depressing as that is


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.44980 del
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nevermind
as I posted I realized that UnoX is only 81 points behind and not over 2k as I thought (Arkea)
there is BIG hope that cofidis ain't making it


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.44981 del
>>44980
but they're almost guaranteed to get the auto invite to every race
not ideal for sponsors but it's good for a dogshit team to have 3 years to get their shit together


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.44982 del
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personalized ads are getting good


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.44983 del
>>44982
>teleports behind you
Nothing personel kid.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.44984 del
>>44981
>but they're almost guaranteed to get the auto invite to every race
Arkea finding a new sponsor last minute is the only real threat to this, but it's only for one year so they'll need to stay in top 3 PRT every season.
That is definitely what the team needs so the management realize that they'll have get some results. No more cheering for getting one rider in top 20.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.44985 del
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>>44984
there's no way arkea survives right, no new signings for 2026 and lost every rider even remotely capable of riding a result


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.44986 del
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>>44980
Coofidis will job big points in Guangxi!


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.44987 del
>>44985
ye it's not happening but technically they could sign a bunch of shitters on a one year contract and then aim to rebuild a real team by 2027


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.44988 del
>>44986
I can't believe these guys spend half their budget on buchmann, teuns, carr
it's a miracle someone like aranburu was dumb enough to sign for the team
meanwhile totalenergies seems to find some good unknown frenchies in the NAT scene every year for peanuts


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.44989 del
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>>44986
ynr that emu was supposed to go for stage wins in the vuelta


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.44990 del
>>44981
also true but I guess the sponsor and team owner want the WT license above all or maybe the sponsor just wants out and that's a convenient excuse


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.44991 del
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>>44989
Emu was in the Vuelta?


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.44992 del
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>>44991
I only found out just now after I looked for cofidis news and found an article about him (nobody else read it)


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.44993 del
some of you really only pay attention to goombling


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.44994 del
>>44993
WRONG
I don't even pay attention to that


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.44995 del
>>44993
I was joking
But he really was quite invisible during the race, I don't remember seeing him on TV once
I only remember reading an article in German about how poorly he was doing


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.44996 del
>flat tube 40km in a ride in the middle of a field
>check my saddle bag
>forgot to put in my hex keys
It's over for me, I will now die of exposure or cannibalistic walloons


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.44997 del
>>44996
F
but how are hex keys related to tube changing?


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.44998 del
third time's the charm Kubis bros


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.44999 del
Behrens seems like an extreme brainlet


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.45000 del
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Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.45001 del
>>44996
thought you went h*king in osterreich


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.45002 del
>>45001
I'm not him, anyway I'm back on the road after I found a fellow bert on the road to assist


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.45003 del
Danish champion spotted


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.45004 del
>>45002
ohhh I get it you didn't have a hex key for the thru axle of course


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.45005 del
>>45004
yes, and some melanin individual stole the hex thing you can keep on the wheel 2 years ago
anyway home now, guess I'll take the road bike for a short spin (only got 1 tube left it seems and not risking some gravel path) so atleast I get my hours


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.45006 del
Proper rampas in fake Slovenija


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.45007 del
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>>45006
No wait....this is Luxembourg.
I can't handle all these races.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.45008 del
Ben Healy WC medalist


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.45009 del
>Skjelmose


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.45010 del
>>45009
He's back I think


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.45011 del
ngl I like watching a race with a lot of fun runners without having a velodrama for it


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.45012 del
>>45010
proper yo-yo rider


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.45013 del
higly /elite/ front group in Luxembourg


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.45014 del
Someone needs to atack because Jimmy is going to smoke this lot in the TT


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.45015 del
God, Carapaz looks so fucking KINO with that gold chain


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.45016 del
>>45014
I think it's too flat for these guys to make a big solo attack


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.45017 del
how the heck did Gregoire get dropped


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.45018 del
>>45008
1. Richie
2. Pog
3. Benny Hill


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.45019 del
>>45018
I'd cum


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.45020 del
>>45017
he simply wants it less


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.45021 del
Narvaez being a rat again


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.45022 del
with enough motopacing he could maybe make it


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.45023 del
>>45022
he'll make it for sure this is late summer early fall hirschi we're talking about


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.45024 del
oh no no no I HATE hirschi now


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.45025 del
Great finish


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.45026 del
Nice cobbled rampas finish. Skjelly rewarded for not chuting the whole day.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.45027 del
Lol, Tiago Antunes 17th!


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.45028 del
>>45023
you forgot it was Tudor Hirschi and not UAE Hirschi so you have to subtract a couple watts


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.45029 del
gobbles too rough for a small guy like Richie


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.45030 del
>>45028
It's more contract years/vs normal years


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.45031 del
>>45028
the debuff is concerning


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.45032 del
>>45030
His only contract year was 2024, right? His Sunweb contract was terminated early when he signed with UAE.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.45033 del
Can Jordan JEGAT win the Le Tour de France


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.45034 del
Hello I am here to sagen that Bertacek is the best bert and Autismbert ist the least funny bert (or anon as I like to call him)


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.45035 del
Huh, warum am I polish? How do you say lebensraum in english?


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.45036 del
>>45034
who sent you?


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.45037 del
I simply can not see carapaz be good in the WC


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.45038 del
>>45037
usually he does well in races that he's set as goals for himself


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.45039 del
>>45038
He's also going to have to do everything without teammates. One little snooze and it's over for him.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.45040 del
>>45039
I don't think there's gonna be much team game except for the breakaway fight to be honest
after kigali it'll blow apart and it's man vs man


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.45041 del
just saw that the women's route doesn't even do mont kigali
what a joke


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.45042 del
Moar sumo today, Bert!
In 30 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Until then some yt vids.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.45043 del
>>45034
Hello Bertacek


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.45044 del
>>45040
Surely the big nations will have to try something. Send a bunch of guys in a huge break or anything really. If you just let it come down to 1v1 vs pog than you've already lost.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.45045 del
>>45044
most teams are super gimped


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.45046 del
>>45044
They will ride for silver and bronze when Pogacar launches his big attack.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.45047 del
>Lukash 2UBIS


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.45048 del
UNO-X within 16 UCI points of cofidis
all they need is a good result tomorrow aka abrahamsen wins


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.45049 del
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>>45034
Leave Autijsmbert alone, surely he is transporting my purchase as mijn pakket gaat bijna op reis, and that was a while ago.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.45050 del
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Lovely mtb ride after work. Very humid though, I sweat like a big. Bit afraid for tomorrow morning they say it's going to be 90% humidity


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.45051 del
>>45050
come visit California


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.45052 del
>>45051
I actually visited Santa Barbara once for work. Very nice place with lots of climb around, clearly a great spot to live


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.45053 del
>>45052
Santa Barbara is lovely, yeah; easily the nicest city here


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.45054 del
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>>45050
come to Mulanje lots of dirt to ride there


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.45055 del
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inr zakarin, ilnur


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.45056 del
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>>45055
Poor guy.
Got so spooked that he never really recovered.
Also he is the third guy in the infamous wout Poels ebike webm so he is on my mind often for losing 4 bike lengths in one corner.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.45057 del
>>45034
I warned you about the Polish and you didn't listen.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.45058 del
>>45055
Key element in the kino 2016 Giro. Will never forget


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.45059 del
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>>45034
autismbert isn't THAT unfunny


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.45060 del
>>45059
I have never met a funny Dutch


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.45061 del
>>45060
You should look up this comedian called Richard Plugge.
He has a routine about organising bike races in the middle of the Arabian desert and charge spectators entrance fees.


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.45062 del
>>45061
kek


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.45063 del
>>45061
race on the Al Qudra Cycle Track when?


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.45064 del
>>45060
I thought you were Dutch 2bqh


Bert 09/19/2025 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.45065 del
my BIG race of the season is finally tomorrow
shall hope to score some good eggs and finish zonder chute


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.45066 del
>>45064
Rude


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.45067 del
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Comments are insane, even the hln boomers aren't as big wout supporters


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.45068 del
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Time to ride I guess.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.45069 del
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Another one today.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.45070 del
>>45069
Someone needs to hook him up with Roxanne bestie. Imagine the power of the bull if he spent his winter in Spain training with grug


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.45071 del
>>45070
They really need to stay on his ass this winter.
And after he just needs to keep racing with no altitude camp shit because it clearly destroys him


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.45072 del
So should I call it Ultra or Hyper 8. The current name is not [redacted]lative enough


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.45073 del
>>45072
GP Impanis


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.45074 del
fucking hell a bunch of sprinters just got added to the startlist
now my team looks like dogshit


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.45075 del
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hello


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.45076 del
>>45074
Yeah, I think I am going conservative, not playing lotto with Bertiols and Trentins. Too many chasing groups, maybe a Vacek is in, that is it.
>>45075
>meindl bergfreunde, size 52


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.45077 del
>>45075
greater bohemia...home......


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.45078 del
>>45075
do they even make cycling shoes in that size god damn


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.45079 del
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its a fish eye lens, me size is a petite 48


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.45080 del
imagine if you hiked over to that glacier


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.45081 del
I predict Skjelmose's leader jersey skinsuit will malfunction right before he has to ride so he'll be forced to use his own suit.


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>>45075
Yes, really beautiful weather today. No time to watch Belgian races.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.45083 del
>>45079
>feet bigger than alps


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.45084 del
>it's abrahamsen's birthday
I didn't account for the buff, it's over


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.45085 del
Not posting picks, at the beach for the probably penultimate time this year - going tomorrow too.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.45087 del
>>45086
remkings we're back mashallah


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.45088 del
>>45086
Some humility wouldn't hurt. He was beaten by Küng in Australia.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.45089 del
>>45086
Looking at his facial hair he's not the best version. So I assume pogiwinslol


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.45090 del
>>45088
Dude doesn't know what this word means


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>>45086
What if Vine wins?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.45092 del
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Also that dopeur Munton who humiliated the Volta superstars on Senhora da Graça is on the startlist.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.45093 del
What do you do when the cassette won't come off?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.45094 del
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How was your ride today berts? For me some sweetspot over-unders, good legs and felt pretty easy. Decent eggs as well so shall eat a huge meal now.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.45095 del
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>>45094
Very humid. Also abysmal form, the 2 months off didn't agree with my old body


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>>45093
Am I fucked?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.45097 del
I wonder how bert's race is going


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.45098 del
>>45097
Which one?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.45099 del
>>45096
is that dirt or rust, how weird that some parts still look shiny


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.45100 del
>>45086
He is absolutely fucking crazy. Mental institution crazy


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.45101 del
>>45099
It's just dust, my pb is that I removed the freehub body while trying to remove the cassette


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.45102 del
>>45086
haha thats funny


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.45103 del
>>45101
oh fuck I hadn't even noticed
I reckon you can get it out with some pliers


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.45104 del
>>45101
if the cassette's lockring is fused with the cogs and won't come off even with a long lever you probably have to destroy it by cutting or drilling


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.45105 del
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My favorite beach towel with a shark print fell out somewhere along the way from my seat harness. This is tragic.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.45109 del
>>45105
F


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.45116 del
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Picks. >>45115


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.45117 del
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>>45104
The locking came off but the cassette is very difficult to remove. I've removed the first two by hand but the rest is stuck. Very strange almost feels like it's the wrong one


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.45118 del
>>45117
if the freehub body is very soft it could be that the cogs carved groves into the ridges which is why they are stuck there now. Idk how you remedy that aside from trying to wiggle the cogs off


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.45119 del
>83 Milan Jonathan (Lidl - Trek) is dropped from peloton

Expected, but pretty early.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.45120 del
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>>45118
I think you're correct. Do I just put the new cassette here or do I need to change the freehub body?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.45121 del
chute STRONG


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.45122 del
>>45120
I had this on an old set of wheels and changed the freehub body


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.45123 del
>>45120
Well I don't know if it can get worse but I heard that mostly happens when the lockring hasn't been tightened enough so if you're going by feel in that regard I guess cranking it down some more might just do the trick, the next one won't be easier to remove but maybe not any harder.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.45124 del
>>45123
This is the original cassette so I got screwed by canyon mechanic it seems. Maybe I should just scrap the pieces and put the new cassette in.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.45125 del
100kg waerenskjold isn't making it is he


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.45126 del
>>45124
Reckon if you can smooth the rough bits with a file or so it could be fine yea


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.45127 del
>>45126
Ok, thanks for the answers


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.45128 del
>>45127
Just pushed it with a hammer


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.45129 del
>>45074
I adjusted because of that post and it went HORRIBLY


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.45130 del
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Back from ride, what have I missed?
>picrel
lmao


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.45131 del
magnier wins again
kubis loses again


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.45132 del
>>45129
Should have kept VACZEK but outside of that not a whole lot changed for me. That Wout mocking came back to bite me in the arse.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.45133 del
ofcourse bittner chutes
it's just one of those races


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.45134 del
god my team fucking SUCKS


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.45135 del
>>45075
very very nice


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.45136 del
>>45133
>Strong DNF, Bittner chuting, Girmay mechanical
Tell me about it


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.45137 del
Gwan Julius Bert


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.45138 del
never understand races like this where guys like bettiol and abrahamsen miss the slag and someone like obese meeus easily follows


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.45139 del
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10 guys with three riders, 4 with one (GREAT day for Norbert) and the rest with two.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.45140 del
this Artem fellow has been in a ton of breaks lately


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.45141 del
DE LIE


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.45142 del
fuck I love unleashed bull de lie


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.45143 del
that grinding cadence is painful to watch


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.45144 del
Peloton not too far behind it seems


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.45145 del
>wout working for brennan


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.45146 del
>>45145
makes sense, he stands no chance against de lie in a sprint
brennan does


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.45147 del
Benny Hill almost heemed himself


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.45148 del
>brennan at the front now
tactically we're perfect


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.45149 del
john dege spotted


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.45150 del
god damn Wout is fucking horrible
brennan is the superior rider


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.45151 del
Ben HEALY


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.45152 del
Room /tv/ only has Tour of Lucembursko, this is NOT okay


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.45153 del
>>45152
be blessed because joseph bean is commentating


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.45154 del
>>45153
My condolences


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.45155 del
>totalenergies sitting with 4 riders in the peleton not helping at all
lol, lmao even


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.45156 del
>>45155
I'm so fucking tired of french teams. Even decathlon is swimming in money and they put everything on fucking benoot while letting armirail go


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.45157 del
>>45155
correction 5 riders, and now they decide to attack instead of betting on jeanniere


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.45158 del
The peloton looks done


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.45159 del
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>>45139
>+34
it's over


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.45160 del
if delettre ends up 10th or something it's gonna be so funny


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.45161 del
cofidis also has 3 riders at least I spotted, must not care about the UCI points after all


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.45162 del
is Kwiato gonna get dsq for this


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.45163 del
and what the fuck is Hermans doing anyway, does he think he'll win the sprint


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:34 [Preview] No.45164 del
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>+47


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.45165 del
ballerini chute out of nowhere


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.45166 del
Tudor disgusting


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.45167 del
Brennan?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.45168 del
oh no, the stier WINS


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.45169 del
ha ha fuck Brennan


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.45170 del
win 32 for arnaud


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.45171 del
random gouden greg cameo


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.45172 del
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grim


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.45173 del
>>45160
>>45172
heh


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.45174 del
The Dumbest Team is not, in fact, the dumbest, as this bert has the top three and an early lead.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.45175 del
>>45172
Why does this asshole Delettre only show up when I don't pick him


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.45176 del
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>>45172
>>45173


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.45177 del
>1 (one) day away
>cyc lets h*yter win


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.45178 del
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Carapaz moving into 3rd with a TT was not on my bingo card, but it did have a decent amount of climbing


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.45179 del
sumo in 23 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.45180 del
>>45129
Literraly moved rees and de lie out


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.45181 del
>>45178
why does skjelmose suck so much at TT'ing now


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.45182 del
>>45181
three years ago he won this very stage, that's funny


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.45183 del
Business Idea: tomorrow Carapaz and Healy go on a 90km break together and Healy takes the stage with Carapaz taking the overall


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 16:45 [Preview] No.45184 del
>>45183
mhm how about we slurp all day instead


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.45185 del
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that asshole philipsen dropped out of the bunch because he was seething


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.45186 del
>>45185
You lost on 50 pts bert, let it go


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.45187 del
>>45186
I hate slurp and will always speak out against it
like how arkea and cofidis both had 3 guys in the bunch and did zero work


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.45188 del
So someone picked Ben Shit. A guy who has done NOTHING in 12 years. If you pick him you should rightfully be taken away by ambulance and locked up for good. And this absolute shitter turns up 4th. This game is fucking BULLSHIT


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.45189 del
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>>45188
It is our very own Suissebert.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.45191 del
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Results. >>45190


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.45192 del
>>45188
lmao


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.45193 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AmTaHm_yFVM [Embed]
kiek it kurwa


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.45194 del
>>45187
I feel like he has earned the right not to care about a 21st place in a 1.pro


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.45195 del
>>45191
based
autismbert put in his place


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.45196 del
>>45191
extremely funny that everyone felt burned by Delettre


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.45197 del
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I had a crevaison on my group ride this morning, first time I can remember.

It was a nailbiting experience fixing a flat on the side of the road with 5 dudes watching me, knowing that if I fucked it up I only had one tube and one CO2 cannister.

But everything went well and the ride leader even commented how quick of a fix it was. I am very impressed with myself.

Also berts please remember to actually top up your tubeless sealant occasionally because bone dry sealant doesn't really seal flats effectively.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.45198 del
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>>45197
The ride leader? Do Americans really need this? What does he do. Do you salute him?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.45199 del
>>45197
>the ride leader


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.45200 del
remember to respect your group leader


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.45201 del
>>45120
it doesn't matter, it doesn't affect the performance


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:06 [Preview] No.45202 del
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>>45197
glad you didn't bring shame upon our general by kwabbing it up while fixing a flat


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.45203 del
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>>45198
>>45199
>>45200
Club usually has one or two leaders designated on a ride. They make the route and generally in charge of stuff like calling out sketchy riding and making sure people stay on pace, etc.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.45204 del
>>45203
is that fun?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.45205 del
>>45204
to be honest they have never negatively affected my ride at all. Is it just anarchy in Europe? People showing up whenever they want to ride, dudes nuking it off at the front at 40 km/h on chill Z2 rides, bozos half wheeling and chopping wheels with impunity, people arguing about where to go and when to stop?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.45206 del
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Imagine being a ride leader for /cyc/.
One guy who's bike keeps breaking down, 2 dudes who are so fast that are 2km ahead of everyone, somone always chuting...
I'd be like hearding cats.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.45207 del
>>45206
>What is that creaking noise?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.45209 del
>>45207
>protein gels for everyone!


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.45210 del
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GC. >>45208


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.45211 del
>>45209
must as well just bring a bag of IV fluids and dextrose for the inevitable massive bonk


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.45212 del
>>45189
See, my picks that don't make any sense make sense every 100th time


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.45213 del
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>>45197
>the ride leader
Let me guess: the / those guys who always stay in front fighting the wind, knowing the track, hear about the lamentation of the woman, and push 100W average more than the regular Berts?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.45214 del
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>>45203
>>45205
we have that as well and I think its like that everywhere at least for community events like scheduled club rides. Someone designs the route and makes sure nobody gets lost along the way unless its a drop ride.
I did that once last year, it was my first and only service to the club. Was supposed to be a casual ride around 2 hours tops with 20-60 people after some local bike show thing.
I chose a 45km / 400m elevation route without any steep gradients where we ride like 2 w/kg uphill and it was all fine until 2 people started cramping and falling behind with like 15k to go so I had to ride with them separately (they didn't know the route) while another guy knew where we were going and volunteered to lead the pack home.

Most group rides I do are just meet ups with the bros though, no leading or big organizing necessary


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:56 [Preview] No.45215 del
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So, you also have group rides with VIP's from time to time, where there is another Bert on a moto speeding up to the front and blocking cagies at crossings, right?
Yes?


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.45216 del
I haven't ridden with another person in more than a year


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.45217 del
>>45214
>Most group rides I do are just meet ups with the bros though, no leading or big organizing necessary
the best rides and the best vo2max training


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.45218 del
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>>45215
The local billionaires fly everyone out to their own private islands where we can ride in total and complete peace. Free ice cream, cake and coffee included


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.45219 del
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>>45218
hmm


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.45220 del
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>>45219
no comment (strava files deleted)


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:15 [Preview] No.45221 del
>>45220
>(strava files deleted)
btw: after posting and deletion, they are only permanently deleted after one month...
try it


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.45222 del
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>>45221
uh oh
UH OH


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.45223 del
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>>45222


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.45224 del
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I have never ridden with another person on a road bike.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.45225 del
>>45224
Sometimes I want to ride solo but sometimes I like to ride with other people. Plus it's safer


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 20:01 [Preview] No.45226 del
>>45224
well you'd need a tandem for that


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.45227 del
>>45225
>. Plus it's safer
Riding alone is 100% safer


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.45228 del
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>>45226
Did you ride that trein to Belgie Bert.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.45229 del
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>>45228
come on, join me
together we'll be unstoppable


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.45230 del
>>45229
Eh, guess I will be in perennial pole position with my size.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.45231 del
Nigeria, a new one. Hey this is me Bert Gbagbo, I am not ghe.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.45232 del
>>45225
same tbh


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.45233 del
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>mfw need a pee break but ride leader does not allow it


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.45234 del
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>>45233
you just had a pee break 30 minutes ago
we're not stopping again for another 45 minutes at the very least


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.45235 del
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aged sour ale with cherries — fermented with my sourdough starter; delicious, basically a kriek but tastes nicer than the ones I've had


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.45236 del
>>45086
/cyc/ may not like it but he is right. When he's at peak performance he is the best tempo rider in the world.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.45237 del
Mehicano is a mandatory pick especially for the price point but are we sure he is going to ride if it is clear he can't follow Satan? And how do I fit in a Remco.


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.45238 del
>>45236
idk what it is but his long range solo wins always feel worse to watch than Pogi's, like he isn't *really* the strongest guy for the parcours he just goes at the right time


Bert 09/20/2025 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.45239 del
just asked my most prized oracle (one retard who doesn't know cycling) about who will win the ITT and he says >rape will win so the omens couldn't be any clearer
god speed jay


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.45240 del
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>>45233
>not riding in a state of constant dehydration so that he only has to pee a thick brown liquid once every 8 hours


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.45241 del
>>45097
some idiot done a chute comicale ala MACIEJUK straight into me front wheel after only tree km
however, being a propa hardman (happily wasn't collected) I fixed the bike and got back on to finish well before the time cut
sustained some damage but all in all a rather good experience
thanks for the motivation my dear Berts


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.45242 del
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Always make me laugh when they tell you how hard life is because they have to train 20h per week and travel from time to time while their partner doesn't work and live like millionaires


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.45243 del
>>45238
That's because pogacar rides away with extreme power, like basically nuclear watts.
Memco usually rides away like a thief in the night at a moment of slurpage and then just drops everyone of his wheel by slowly increasing the tempo and giving 0 draft.
The only real explosive attack I remember is the first LBL he won


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.45244 del
>>45243
Both his lieges were like that but he had to fight against powerless and healy, not the big guns. In fact he never really won against the big guys. The only instance I can think of is olympics (zonder pogi) and there he could slurp at the back and sneaked off because everybody was watching grug and netherland had a 3 man team


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.45245 del
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>>45244
not like the dutch can do better with more spots these days


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.45246 del
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>>45242
>Now I can really be a dad
and ask my wife for permission to go on group rides


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.45247 del
>In other words, Widar seemed poised to play a leading role in the World Time Trial Championships, but is struggling with a nagging injury. "Two weeks ago, after the Tour de l'Avenir, I started training intensively on the time trial bike, and then something suddenly came up. I think I forced it a bit by trying to persevere," he told Sporza at a press conference on Saturday.

holy fucking KWAB, stay a year in the U23 for this and then wreck yourself
might as well end your career


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.45248 del
memco looks super skinny again, what's with his weight fluctuations all the time


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.45249 del
>>45248
He's just like me, but my fluctuation only goes one way


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.45250 del
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>19.4 km/h
lel, also not seeing the promised crowds yet


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.45251 del
>>45250
I don't think Rwandan care about women cycling bert


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.45252 del
>>45250
we're inclusive of the disabled


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.45253 del
>>45251
surely the regime would pay for that to not lose face


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.45254 del
nasty cobble climb


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.45255 del
pogacar is going to win with 10 minutes if they have to do this 16 times
basically his beloved kwaremont on repeat


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.45256 del
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Holy shit my first not shitfaced sleep til 1030 since I don't know how many years.
I did wake up at around 6 like usual but snoozed back again quickly. I have dreamt about probably half of my past life and I was NOT a passive autist passenger in them, I was making things HAPPEN.
Guess that's how your brain readapts and rewires the stuff you've thought through and underestood in their entirety, just didn't quite internalize them yet.

Whole day with ciclismo will have to step aside for the last 25C at 11 o'clock day of the year.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.45257 del
>>45255
The UCI needs to step in. Every organizer wants to see grug or pogi win because you don't want your WC to be remembered as the one where rui costa was WC


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.45258 del
>>45257
it's an interesting climb to be honest, it doesn't really look like a pure climber's dream
wouldn't surprise me if someone like skujins podiums


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.45259 del
>>45258
I'm too far down bert, don't need to spyop me. Joke aside, this is a hard man course, so you'll get the usual suspect of the last two years. Your skuijns, your healy, your powless, your Simmons


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.45260 del
The camera tint looks like you're watching a Denis Villeneuve color graded movie.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.45261 del
>>45259
not really a psyop when I say bauke mollema will win


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.45262 del
>>45260
kek, the breaking bad piss filter


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.45263 del
>>45262
Yes, pissfilter was the word I was looking for kek.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.45264 del
pogacar is going to win the TT too


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.45265 del
>>45264
I hope so. No one squeak harder than a remco fan after his boy gets humiliated


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.45266 del
yes ngubu bang those drums


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.45267 del
>>45264
we can but pray


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.45268 del
kek they finally showed the qatari, just some average amateur on a road bike
kinda based


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.45269 del
Haugset is pretty


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.45270 del
Hey it's the math autist


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.45271 del
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remember to shave your legs Berts


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.45272 del
BANG BANG BANG
BIG MARLEN
BANG BANG BANG


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.45273 del
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It was supposed to stop raining an hour ago and now its still pouring. I want to squeeze in a ride before 16:00


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.45274 del
>>45273
it's over


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.45275 del
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It's sunny and 26° again, who is stealing our water???


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.45276 del
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Still alive, but could be grim


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.45277 del
van der breggen super stronk


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.45278 del
>>45274
Next week its 9-14°C and rain like what the fuck how can it be this over? It was 29°C yesterday!
It's still drizzling


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.45279 del
phOWAH big marlen


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.45280 del
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WE GAAN


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.45281 del
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>>45280
>cultural appropriation


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.45282 del
>>45280
that hair is so cursed it basically berts her kek


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.45283 del
>>45280
She's gone native


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.45284 del
No way these cobbles will filter Remco, right?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.45285 del
>>45284
I bet the heat will filter remco


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.45286 del
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actually its not even 30°C over there never mind


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.45287 del
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Reporting in from the costa de kurwa.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.45288 del
>>45287
very nice, enjoy the day big man


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.45289 del
Uijtdebroeks humiliated by Paul Dubs


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.45290 del
Vismoids BTFO


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.45291 del
You have all the Africans starting first but then Vermeersch in between. Is he starting for Belgisch-Kongo?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.45292 del
>>45291
UCI doesn't want an african on the hot seat


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.45293 del
>>45292
based


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.45294 del
hello what happened in bohemian ostmarkt


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.45295 del
>>45294
Vismoids in shambles


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.45296 del
>>45294
please pay attention


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.45297 del
I don't know how memco can beat the 39.7 km/h average speed of NSENGIYUMVA


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.45298 del
Home sweet home
I can't wait for my boy ROGLIC become World Champion in Time Trial!


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.45299 del
Ben Healy, so based


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.45300 del
Ah Sporza is finally live. I was watching r*nning and when it got boring Russian car crashes. These guys are CRAZY


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.45301 del
now that me season is voorbij I'll be needing summat for which to train, any suggestions for the next Big event ?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.45302 del
>>45301
just pick some power goal


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.45303 del
>>45302
not quite autistic enough for that to be motivating


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.45304 del
>>45301
Idk, what does the ride leader say? Don't want to step on any toes


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.45305 del
>artem nych
Um, yes, but why?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.45306 del
>>45303
Just pick some arbitrary time on your favorite climb


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.45307 del
Dictor MUT is already 11 minutes behind on T1, this guy may still be on the road when Remco comes


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.45308 del
I believe on our boi jay vine


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.45309 del
Another Volta legend begins his TT


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.45310 del
>>45304
>>45206
that's why I asked here, to get the approval of this very /bert/ ride leaders
>>45306
found having some event on the calendar gives a greater challenge but maybe I'll try chasing nooombers for a while, thanks pal


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.45311 del
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Less than a minute faster than some Rwandan they pulled from the street


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.45312 del
I've been doing Z2 since the women ITT
How do the fins not go insane


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.45313 del
>>45311
host nation riders get to use ebikes


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.45314 del
Is Prodhomme washed or is he having decency?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.45315 del
>>45312
sauna to balance the mind


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.45316 del
Both the South Sudanians still not at T2, I need images of this


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.45317 del
>>45316
One of them was on a blue Shimano bike


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.45318 del
>>45310
Where do you live bert? Maybe you can register for etape du tour next year. They're usually very hard


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.45319 del
What time is Rohan DENNIS starting?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.45320 del
>>45317
Dictor MUT is now expected there, the other guy must have gotten lost or DNF


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.45321 del
>>45312
>How do the fins not go insane
What makes you think they aren't insane?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.45322 del
Sexy ass time


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.45323 del
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>GERVAIS losing a minute to african kangs
pathetic


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.45324 del
Oh no he is mentioned at T3! Rwandan time controls not as punctual as expected


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.45325 del
>>45312
Autism


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.45326 del
Pog gains a minute on Remcuck here


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.45327 del
>>45326
Just manifest a grug riding in front on the cobbles for a 700W climb


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.45328 del
We need long TT back in the TDF.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.45329 del
UCI cutie on the podium


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.45330 del
Infamous Volta legend MUNTON not normal


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.45331 del
Seixas expected 3rd. Career over


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.45332 del
Hmm I don't know how those expected times work but he was 10 seconds faster than Vermeersch. Still only 2nd so it's still over


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.45333 del
Ilan already showing the benefit of not being a remco teamate


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.45334 del
>>45312
idk either, indoor z2 is a mystery to me


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.45335 del
>>45334
Anything which is not VO2max intervals is mystery to me


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.45336 del
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So when are the good riders going to start. It says there are only like 7 left, that can't be right


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.45337 del
>>45334
Been feeling like shit for 2 weeks and needed a little easy physical but hard mental reset
4 hours of riding with the exotics in the ITT has been fun


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.45338 del
>>45336
There is only a handful of good riders for this race Bert.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.45339 del
seixasbros...


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.45340 del
>>45338
there's only a handful of good tters in general and half of them can't compete on this course


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.45341 del
>>45337
>4h of z2 r*pe
Jay vine tribute I see


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.45342 del
RAPIST ALERT


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.45343 del
okay but seriously, why isn't ROGLIC starting?
or does the country of slovenia only have 1 slot?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.45344 del
>>45343
He's on vacation since san sebastian


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.45345 del
Del Dopo not normal


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.45346 del
>wake up
>BIG Marlen won
good day


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.45347 del
Remco goes solo


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.45348 del
>>45346
she obliterated the competition


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.45349 del
>>45346
It's 4 PM, god Americans are lazy


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.45350 del
Belgian flags in Rwanda?? This is problematic


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.45351 del
>spain jersey
>full blue
Why?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.45352 del
Dictor Mutgod beat the other South Sudanian in the end!


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.45353 del
Vine 2 seconds behind Isaac Del EPO


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.45354 del
Del Toro expected 3rd on T2, so he is FUCKED


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.45355 del
what happened in Luxembourg? looks like it was a good stage


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.45356 del
what is thymen doing here


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.45357 del
Heh my boy Ilan, bot bad


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.45358 del
Torito pacing like a retard


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.45359 del
Pog expected 2nd


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.45360 del
TORO lachee


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.45361 del
Don't want to beat del retards time at point 1 or you blow up


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.45362 del
Evenepoel expected 1, so if it is 20 seconds or something it's over


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.45363 del
C'est fini


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.45364 del
Oh come on


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.45365 del
Holy fucking moly


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.45366 del
EVENEPOEL normale


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.45367 del
>J'ai été nul
Paul SEIXass not happy


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.45368 del
PHWOAR

Memco is mega strong today


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.45369 del
wtf remgott was not kidding


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.45370 del
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Is it gonna happen?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.45371 del
Excellent bait for sunday


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.45372 del
That's ridiculous. Forget that Jonas TT. THIS is doped


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.45373 del
How long until don pogi will give del stier the ayuso treatment?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.45375 del
he's gonna overtake pog just you wait


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.45376 del
"Pogi" is WASHED


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.45377 del
someone clip that


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.45378 del
Remohammed doubters in shambles


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.45379 del
Kung is so fucking bad


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.45380 del
>>45379
watch him explode back into form at tudor


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.45381 del
Oded Kogut wins the Gooikse Pijl ahead of Groenewegen and Thijssen. Another victory for ISRAEL!


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.45382 del
>HEIDEMANN
literally and unironically who?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.45383 del
Czech /tv/ says ARSEMAN will be undisputed captain at the RR


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.45384 del
Lol Pog absolutely TERRIBLE


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.45385 del
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Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.45386 del
Pog slow as fuck


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.45387 del
Pogo is sick


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.45388 del
Vine silver and Van Wilder bronze. What a farce


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.45389 del
>>45382
REMBE | rad-net legend, he got 2nd at the German ITT NC, finishing ahead of KÄMNA, POLITT, DENZ, TEUTENBERG and HESSMANN (20th)


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.45390 del
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>let memco catch copecar


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.45391 del
-1:17
I CAN'T


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.45392 del
Since vine is doing much better than pog they can't even blame equipment outside of the suit I guess


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.45393 del
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Grégoire won today so at least there was one victory for clean cycling


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.45394 del
Remember how depressed Pog was at the Tour. He has been drinking nonstop. Career over


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.45395 del
remember when we thought Top Ganna would dominate the WC TT for years and years?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.45396 del
Pogi you can't let of the Wild beat you


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.45397 del
bike change for road bike for VARGAS?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.45398 del
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>>45395
I never thought that


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.45399 del
Holy shit what the hell did Vine do


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.45400 del
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I can't believe this


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.45401 del
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>>45400
We all feel a little stupid


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.45402 del
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>>45401
A little stupid is no longer gonna cut it


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.45403 del
Stop the count. Jay Vine campeon.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.45404 del
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Upset? Just you wait for what this gnome will pull off next year


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.45405 del
Pog looks like those South Sudan guys


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.45406 del
Humiliated


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.45407 del
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It's really happening


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.45408 del
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holy fucking shit


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.45409 del
he's caught! he's caught! it's all over!


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.45410 del
I have on good authority that Pog won't even start the road race


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.45411 del
This TT will fuel years of cope


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.45412 del
How would you describe what just transpired to somebody who doesn't know anything about cycling?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.45413 del
Missed bronze by 1 second


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.45414 del
>>45412
Bad guys (UAE) defeated by the good guys (Belgium)


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.45415 del
LMAO THE CELEBRATION WITH POGI IN VIEW


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.45416 del
We are fucking back remkings, accept Islam


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.45417 del
>>45412
💉💉💉


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.45418 del
>>45414
>Good guys (Belgium)
LOL. Funniest joke today


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.45419 del
I mean like, using some other sport as analogy
It's like Usain BOLT getting lapped on 100m


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.45420 del
>>45418
anyone that beats UAE is the good guy


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.45421 del
>>45419
More like Bolt losing the 400m


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.45422 del
>>45413
I wanted them on the podium together damn


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.45423 del
>>45418
Eat the kiwi arensman


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.45424 del
He shouldn't have fucked around so much in Canada. He's clearly undercooked here.

He's still winning next Sunday with a stupidly long solo.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.45425 del
>>45421
Yeah Pog has never been good at WC ITT. But still a very bad result of course against mostly shitters


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.45427 del
>>45426
oh yeah, 7 (seven) is something that comes close


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.45428 del
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>>45425
Always been bad at those


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.45429 del
Kek, Remco will indeed be filtered by the cobbles on sunday


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.45430 del
>>45428
That's even worse than I thought. Surely Jonas' results are even better than that


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.45431 del
>Die Mutt 2nd from last


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.45432 del
>>45428
this shows he's actually in his best shape ever


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.45433 del
>>45432
Harder course


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.45434 del
>>45432
$POG hodlers know this of course and double down for the road race


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.45435 del
>>45428
seeing how dominant he was in the nice TT it is kinda disappointing
I mean vine and van wilder shouldn't beat him


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.45436 del
hadn't even seen Senna Remijn was 3rd in Luxembourg
alpecin just keeps growing them like they grow hair


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.45437 del
nice to see a bit of decency for a change innit


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.45438 del
I like to think my 4 and a half hour vine session fueled the australian to this result


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.45439 del
damn, van Wilder is hot


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.45440 del
Nubian queens for everyone


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.45441 del
>>45435
He's been half cooked post tour more often than not.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.45442 del
Imagine if Remco was sick or something. Vine would have blown everyone away with more than a minute. The squeaking would be out of this world


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.45443 del
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>>45442
would it? he was extremely good in the vuelta and last year he came in 5th despite a terrible chute
he's been on top of the game for a while now


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.45444 del
well well well we talked shit and we got hit


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.45445 del
Kigali looks like a success so far


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.45446 del
BIGGEST WINS WC ITT

2006 CANCELLARA +1:29 on ZABRISKIE
2009 CANCELLARA +1:27 on LARSSON
2018 DENNIS +1:21 on DUMOULIN

Not even in the top 3. Fraud!


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.45447 del
>>45445
Will you visit Rwanda?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.45448 del
>>45447
I'd love to see gorillas in the wild someday


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.45449 del
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>>45381
oh no no no this is VERY problematic


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.45450 del
>>45448
don't you have them roaming every major US city in masses already? haha


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.45451 del
>>45436
What the hell was McNutty doing there, could have podiumed here easily. And yes Bertacek, so could Primoz


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.45452 del
>>45449
I thought Groenewegen was back when he finished ahead of Merlier but this result is embarrassing. He'll be Kubis' leadout man next year.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.45453 del
>>45450
Hehehe


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.45454 del
>>45449
top 3 of fraudulence


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.45455 del
>>45452
Well Jordi Maus was there too, and Wærenskjold. And Fretin. And Bittner. And Tim Tom. So 2nd isn't THAT bad


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.45456 del
>paul seixas slower than south american legend VARGAS


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.45457 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2020/stage-5

If it wasn't for W*ut, Cees BOL would have won a stage in the Tour. Let that sink in. 2020 was fucking NUTS


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.45458 del
>>45456
Wanna see a humiliation ritual? Look up Mauro SCHMID


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.45459 del
>2,3,4,5,11,15 btw


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.45460 del
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Anyway, I rode the infamous Kuhtai alto a few times yesterday (in a cage) and the day before and it kinda ate into my confidence being able to ride it comfortably.
Especially the western slopes are STEEP at time.
And yet, I saw dozens of runners running up on their peculiar road bikes, grinding on granny gears, scoring as low as 40 rpm.

And this brings me back to the question of the day - Why?
Why aren't there proper road bikes with gearings made for wattlets, like yours truly?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.45461 del
>>45460
you just gotta get into a rhythm and don't blow yourself worse
I feel worse sometimes doing a couple of 1km rampas because you never hold back and destroy your legs


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>>45460
Actually on every current gen group you can mix and match with gravel gearing and derailleurs so this problem is solved, there's no need to increase the road bike gearing range any further for shimano and sram, not to mention that both of those offer up to 36t or so cog road cassettes natively.
And c*mpy has something like a 45/29 chainrings for their 12s groups


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.45463 del
>>45462
I know you can put gravel gearings on you're road bike, we have discussed it
I am just surprised that nobody taped into the uncharted market of wattlets before and crafted a "road bike (aka not a gravel bike) with gravel gearings" right out of the box
>>45461
Especially when you need to score a lot of watts so you don't tilt over


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.45464 del
Bothering Bert with the sumo again.
Day 8, we're passing halfway of the tournament, we might just see the first 8th wins coming in. What's the significance? A basho (tournament) is 15 days long, a rassler can get 15 points tops. In order to advance - or at least not get demoted - a rikishi needs a positive balance, ie. 8+ wins. Those who are at their 8th wins on the 8th day are doing extremely well and has a breddy gud chance to win the tournament championship.
As always the stream starts at 18:30 CET/CEST, in 45 minutes:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.45465 del
>>45460
I wish I had a bail-out gear meself, too many rampas around here


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.45466 del
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>>45411
Already starting


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.45467 del
>>45466
arguments against this?
the recent trend of all these 20km or less ITT's is shit
12km in the last vuelta even, pathetic stuff


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.45468 del
how long til are Brtek p*rchases a 1x ?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.45469 del
>>45467
I am against it because they should have a 60min TT
let's see those FTPs boys


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.45470 del
>>45460
Endurance road bikes are sold with 50/34 and 11-36 or 11-34 at the back. This should be enough for most climbs if you're a wattlet


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.45471 del
>>45467
I don't mind at all, just the cope that it would somehow make the TDF close is hilarious


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.45472 del
>>45470
is 34/34 really enough for 20% ?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.45473 del
>>45463
I go one step further and say you should be able to customize your gearing as well as crank length, handlebar width and stem length on new bikes or have shops that allow you to build up a frame from base without much extra cost from the baseline.
I think I saw some 'all road bike' that came with sub 1:1 gearing right out the box somewhere recently but manufacturers try to equip their bikes with what they think appeals to the broadest range of people possible and to be honest I think the vast majority of all people never even encounter a double digit gradient. The giga road rampa grinding wattlet is probably one of the rarest types and those you can just force to buy gravel stuff


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.45474 del
>>45471
would make it fun, slowly chip away at the lead till the inevitable end
kinda like o'goober in that vuelta

the froome days are over anyway, we can go back now to long TT's or TTT's


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.45475 del
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>>45472
>>45470
for 3-3.5 w/kg that's a clear no


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.45476 del
>>45472
If you have the zoncolan on your commute bert you probably need a gravel ebike


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.45477 del
>>45470
WRONG


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.45478 del
>>45477
What part of it is wrong?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.45479 del
>>45475
isn't bertacek pushing 4W/kg these days?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.45480 del
>>45478
He wants to do 25 percent rampas at Z2 watts while being two meters tall


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.45481 del
>>45478
You would be surprised how many roads I """rode""" this very year where my 36/34 was NOWHERE near enough


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.45482 del
>>45479
I am forever a 3.5/10


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.45483 del
>>45480
NYCH can do it


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.45484 del
>>45482
was it like sub 40 rpm grinding on the rampas? I think I remember seeing less than 40 rpm average on some files you posted


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.45485 del
>>45481
can you post some, just curious what the limit is since we're similar fitness it seems


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.45486 del
>>45481
Most people just avoid these retarded gradient. Sure you do it once, but that's it. It really doesn't make sens to go past 1/1 ratio on a road bike


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.45487 del
Vine is only 12. Easiest pick ever for next Sunday


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.45488 del
>>45471
3x 1h flat ITT, fewer mtf and maybe Remco has a chance


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.45489 del
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>>45484
Exhibit A, where I had to stop 3 times and even had to push me bike for 5 minutes
Keep in mind I already had like 1700 meters climbing in me legs at that point


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.45490 del
>>45487
plapp is only 8 if you dare


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.45491 del
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Exhibit B, again after a long day, 44 rpm average but not a sustainable watts of course


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.45492 del
>>45475
>3-3.5W/kg wattlet
my point exactly


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.45493 del
>>45490
No thanks


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.45494 del
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>>45491
>156bpm
Seems like a low tempo pace, what's the problem here?


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.45495 del
>>45491
44 rpm in zone 5 OUCH


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.45496 del
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>>45487
Can't wait for ole Vinester to have the only good one day race ever and get Autijsmbert absolutely LIVID.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.45497 del
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Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.45498 del
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>>45496
Why would I be livid when I just implied I will pick him


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.45499 del
>>45497
lmao


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.45500 del
>>45498
Ah if you pick him he'll dnf


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.45501 del
>>45498
good to know, I won't pick him then


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.45502 del
>Mads Würtz Schmidt crowned European gravel champion
grim


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.45503 del
>>45497
What the heck.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.45504 del
>>45502
Road race fraud switches to gravel and instantly starts winning. Standard stuff for a discipline nobody cares about.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.45505 del
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>>45504
why can't garlicfoil and coomer swift do it though


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.45506 del
>>45505
was just about to post, why do I spy a current year (and next year) world tour pro on that list


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.45507 del
also wasn't Bardet a gravel rider now


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.45508 del
>>45505
Würtz is a full time gravel rider now and does quite well. The others are still road racers that did one gravel championship for fun.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.45509 del
>>45508
I mean Stensby is also a road racer


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.45510 del
>>45504
gravel seems like the most cucked discipline to focus on as an amateur or semi pro rider because it will always be flooded with retired/shit wt pros that are still most likely better than you and even if they don't win they clog up the top 10, kinda hard to break through there


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.45511 del
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I like looking at simmons' rides
always at altitude always snacking sometimes weird


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.45512 del
>>45511
love rice krispies


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.45513 del
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look what I found when taking the tape of me bars


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.45514 del
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>>45513
fucking hell man why do you do this


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.45515 del
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>>45513


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.45516 del
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>>45513


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.45517 del
>>45513
This is why I don't rape


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.45518 del
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>>45513
you should use this salt to make a delicious ragu


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.45519 del
>>45513
all I see here is watts gained in the off season
well done


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.45520 del
>>45518
>rape sauce


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.45521 del
>>45513
At this point, I think the rust and salt on my trainer bike is probably load-bearing


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.45522 del
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The autumn curtain is upon us.


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.45523 del
>>45449
>goy arrow
>won by non-goy


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.45524 del
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cofidis bros..........


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.45525 del
>>45524
basedbasedbased


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.45526 del
>>45524
kwabfidis


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.45527 del
>>45524
Good ridance


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.45528 del
>>45524
its official: the sport is doped once more


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.45529 del
I once again looked up wanty's 2025 performance
its grim


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.45530 del
>>45529
if you take away Bini's .UWT top-10s they have NOTHING


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.45531 del
>>45530
and bini hasnt even won a race this year kek. three wins this year


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.45532 del
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>>45529
how the mighty have fallen


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.45533 del
Daniel Skerl


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.45534 del
Byron MOUTON


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.45535 del
Zachary MARRIAGE


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.45536 del
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What do you think Remco is doing right now


Bert 09/21/2025 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.45537 del
>>45536
Praying to Mecca?


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.45538 del
>>45536
tibialis raises


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.45539 del
>>45536
Ngl, her bum is maybe not perfect but it is an eye catcher.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.45540 del
>>45536
Praising the great Allah for these fortunate times


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.45541 del
Is Teesh slaving for the seether?


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.45542 del
>>45541
Everyone is


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.45543 del
>>45542
God damnit, Remco is going to filtered hard if he doesn't blow up before trying too hard.
Tiesj podium is more likely than Remco podium.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.45544 del
Are they ever getting rid of this absolute retard


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.45545 del
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>>45544


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.45546 del
Julia Kopeckyaova will win


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.45548 del
>>45545
Evenepoel Pogacar who the cares about these no names. All that matters is I got paid for getting the race to Rwanda.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.45549 del
>>45545
Strange way to announce positive tests of the entire podium


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.45550 del
>Julia Kopecky speaks czech with a dutch accent
absolutely revolting


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.45551 del
Czechoslovak superstar Chladonova not normal


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.45552 del
Chladonova looks extremely slovak


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.45553 del
Kopecky HUMILIATED


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.45554 del
My coach wants me to try low-cadence stuff this week, since I have an incredibly narrow window of cadence for good performance (For threshold, vo2max etc. I have to go 100rpm+, anything lower and I just lose power), and we want to see if working on it can change it in any way and possibly gain power from that. I have no idea how I will cope with this but tomorrow he has me doing 5x4min at 400-500W at 60rpm. Sadly there are no good balkons here so I will be doing this on the flat. Sounds kind of dreadful to be honest, but I hope it will be beneficial.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.45555 del
Dopage


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.45556 del
>>45554
There are a lot of zwift trainings with low cadence, I tried a few of them and they were REALLY painful (for me)


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.45557 del
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spent the day yesterday at the legendary dutch rampa Col du VAM for the NCs for students, supporting friends who competed
massive fraudulence from UAE development rider Fee KNAVEN, losing out to Meis POLAND (not actually polish) in the sprint


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.45558 del
>>45556
I haven't tried any on the trainer yet and tomorrow I'll be outside in any case. But yeah, sounds even worse on the trainer – it just seems so efficient to go high cadence most of the time. But if I want to do any gravel racing, I have to learn to push big watts with lower cadence. Even in my last race I felt like I was constrained by gearing – 48/35 with 10-28 was too much for the 15% rampa at the end of the race.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.45559 del
>>45554
I did a lot of 60 and then later 50-55 rpm efforts in the winter and the big issue is gearing because with 54-11 at 60 rpm I barely even go 40 km/h and that's with 155mm cranks, if you have long cranks you'll go even slower at 60 rpm. So I basically always had to have a gradient and often times I still couldn't hold 50-55 rpm because I was going too fast when it got flatter. Idk how much a 10t cog would help 2bh
So I guess you have to make yourself as tall as possible and ride into a strong headwind


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.45560 del
Sitting in trein restaurant next to some Finnish tourists. Of course they are already having an olut. Voi vittu sataana. It's not even going München to the Oktoberfest.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.45561 del
>>45559
Hmm, that's solid advice. I have 48-10 as my top gear with 165mm cranks so that's even worse. I guess I will go into the headwind then as there aren't any solid gradients here, and just go into the 60-70 range if needed. Even 90rpm feels very low cadence grinding for me so no idea how the 60s will feel, hehe.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.45562 del
>>45554
Feels like low cadence work is made for the r*pe machine


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.45563 del
>>45558
>even legendary finnbert runs out of gearing
Bertacek status - redeemed


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.45564 del
>>45557
Dutch aren't built for such altitudes.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.45565 del
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>>45557
>Meis POLAND (not actually polish)
not the first case


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.45566 del
I accidentally watched HORNER's video on 1x speed instead of the usual 2x and thought he suffered a massive stroke


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.45567 del
>>45563
It's baffling to me, in races when I am fatigued I just can't produce meaningful power either low cadence or out of the saddle or both. This is a disaster in races with rampa finishes. Fresh I can do 800W for 1min out of the saddle, after a 3h race it's closer to 400W. I try to go out of saddle and I just get massive cramps and collapse. So yeah I feel you
>>45562
The one thing the raper is lacking is the ability to properly rock the bike sideways and utilize the upper body for that grindy power. Otherwise yeah


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.45568 del
>>45567
I don't think you're supposed to rock the bike, it's about leg strength


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.45569 del
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>>45557
>>45565
>not actually polish
heh


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.45570 del
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big development in the works


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.45571 del
>>45570
live egg counter 👀


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.45572 del
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>>45570
eggs!


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.45573 del
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>>45570


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.45574 del
>>45568
Ofcourse you'll rock the bike, you want to get better at racing where you inevitably will rock the bike. Better watts = better training.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.45575 del
I'm looking through the U23 ITT and the startlist is barren I think it will be between
>SÖDERQVIST
>SCHWARZBACHER [slovak]
söderqvist is 83 kg though and schwarzbacher won the ME ITT NC which wasn't flat. Schwarzbacher has been complaining about "zero oxigen" in rwanda on his strava so I don't know what to think. Maybe degoomble wins


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.45576 del
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lets not forget the existence of Semen SIMON because he's in this race


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.45577 del
happy autumnal equinox my berts


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.45578 del
>>45574
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0RhDu7dYmCc [Embed]


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.45579 del
>>45577
weather turned to complete shit there is nothing to be happy about


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.45580 del
>>45575
U23 is a fraudulent category these days. Most of the actual talents have already moved up to the pro teams at these ages. Maybe U20 would make more sense.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.45581 del
>>45578
Kung is training z2 or low tempo here, very different from doing low cadence vo2max


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.45582 del
Widar didn't even start???


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.45583 del
>FIEZKE 2nd fastest time at t2
>1 minute slower than Mateusz GAIDULEWICZ
und tschüss


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.45584 del
>>45582
he got himself injured in training or something


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.45585 del
>>45584
Sounds like bullshit. Anyway GAJDULEWICZ or as he is known in Poland the new Merckx, has been not normal


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.45586 del
>>45585
according to wielerflits he's butthurt
>Jarno Widar will not start at the time trial World Championships in Kigali on Monday. The Belgian promise had made a big goal of the World Cup against the clock, but is experiencing too much inconvenience from an injury to his gluteal muscle.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.45587 del
Semen Simon has been slurping a bit, bad time


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.45588 del
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>Semen Simon


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.45589 del
>Semen SIMON


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.45590 del
>>45585
This is true, I have heard boomers discuss this very runner while waiting in the line for onion and parsley.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.45591 del
DEGOOMBLE blew everyone away on T1!!


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.45592 del
Slovakia's son Matthias SCHWARZBACHER and Czechy's son Alberto MONTI.
Nevertheless looks like SODERQVIST will obliterate these scrubs.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.45594 del
>>45592
But Soderqvist is 150 kg


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.45595 del
>>45591
2 secs (or sex haha!) over a fucking chip and the new Merks (or Merckx haha!) is not nothing.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.45596 del
Riders from Macau bow that's exotic


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.45597 del
>>45592
I also think söderguy is too heavy for this, my money is still on Schwarzbacher


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.45598 del
dude's called Pringles lol thats really funny haven't had those in ages


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.45599 del
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Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.45600 del
>>45594
>>45597
Do you remember that guy fly up that weird stage in Valencia with big Jonny Milan on his wheel?
He GOT this.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.45601 del
Lorenzo the not FINN has entered the chat with a negative split.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.45602 del
if the eternal Swede doesn't win this it's truly over for him
he's like twice the size and age of all the others


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.45603 del
>>45600
Okay he is Expected 1 so it's over


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.45604 del
OK enough of the burger flag, that Kirk funeral was something else.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.45605 del
NOT NORMAL


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.45606 del
So Soderqvist wins, Pringle 2nd. Degoomble or Finn 3rd


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.45607 del
why is schwarzbacher so shit, bit of altitude and he's useless


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.45608 del
>Alberto Carlo MONTI with a perfect czech
Kopecky would never


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.45609 del
>Dropped chain 3 (tree) times


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.45610 del
-30.5


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.45611 del
BREAKING: Benoot sick and OUT. Vervaeke replacement. Actually not all that interesting


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.45612 del
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Degoomble seems to struggle. C'est fini


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.45613 del
>>45611
At least this one is cleared out.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.45614 del
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AAAAAAAH


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.45615 del
>Max Decrumble
proper painface


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.45616 del
What are these Spanish uniforms. We have enough of blues already.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.45617 del
degoomble squeezing it


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.45618 del
kwab


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.45619 del
Decomble's painface is a proper retarded look


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.45620 del
>>45615
He looks 35 with painface on.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.45621 del
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Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.45622 del
>schwarzkwabber


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.45623 del
>>45622
slovaks am I right


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.45624 del
>>45623
Surely a Teuton would not kwab himself so hard.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.45625 del
More than a minute. Widar spared himself a humiliation here


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.45626 del
Spent but not dead. Pas normal.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.45627 del
okay I never said anything about söder lmao
fucking hell u23 is such a meme


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.45628 del
SODERQVIST would have humbled POGACAR if he ran adults


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.45629 del
>>45625
söderqvist gained time on the final climb kek he's 21 kg heavier than degoomble fucking hell


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.45630 del
>>45628
T1 was the same as with the pros. He was only 14 seconds slower than Remco. So like half a minute faster than everyone else


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.45631 del
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Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.45632 del
Big Marlen would have been 28th in the U23, just behind the great Semen SIMON


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.45633 del
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Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.45634 del
>>45633
aren't swedes more swarthy than that ?
this young fellow looks bit finnish


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.45635 del
>>45633
sonder photo no more


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.45636 del
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So up until T1 the parcours was exactly the same

EVENEPOEL 14:05
SÖDERQVIST 14:22
DECOMBLE 14:46
PRINGLE 14:48
DEL TORO 14:49
POGACAR 14:50
VINE 14:51
ARMIRAIL/GAJDULEWICZ 14:57


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.45637 del
Van Wilder 15:01. Surely Söderqvist would have gotten bronze


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.45638 del
>>45637
>>45636
don't underestimate how much that extra 9km would change things


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.45639 del
>>45638
Yes the other shitters would have been blown away but Söderqvist didn't even look tired


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.45640 del
I can already tell by the hairline, Söderqvist will have a very bright future!


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.45641 del
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Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.45642 del
>>45638
wasn't it also a steep climb


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.45643 del
>>45641
I hope Nate PRINGLE makes it


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.45644 del
>>45642
the Finnish was the same


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.45645 del
>>45642
>>45644
oh but yeah they took out a 1.9km 6.6% avg climb for the women's/men's U23


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.45646 del
Tiej with covid


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.45647 del
>>45644
yes but the extra part of the elite had another 2km at 7%


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.45648 del
>>45647
PPATTT >>45645


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.45649 del
>widar with the fake excuse to spare humiliation
Is he going to keep riding U23 next year too?


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.45650 del
>>45636
Decomble would have blown up completely if he had to ride that extra climb. But Söderqvist could have done pretty well I imagine.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.45651 del
>Remcos TT shows up on strava as a group ride with Pog
is this true? I don't use strava, the /cyc/ account is enough for me.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.45652 del
>>45651
how you measure eggs then my dear bert ?


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.45653 del
>>45651
it's true
>max 106.5 km/h


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.45654 del
>>45652
With multimeter.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.45655 del
>>45652
some autist will calculate calories into average sized eggs for me on /cyc/ I would assume


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.45656 del
>>45655
you gotta provide the egg score yourself simple as


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:24 [Preview] No.45657 del
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>he doesn't measure in negroes yet


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.45661 del
>>45646
surprises me this still exists


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.45662 del
>>45657
I do measure in burgers THOUGH


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.45663 del
suddenly youtube starts recommending zwift content


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.45664 del
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>>45663
Blowing the ad budget as soon as the weather turns


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.45665 del
Sumo in 30 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.45666 del
>>45663
keep us posted when you start raping again Brtek


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.45667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xEFFlwtA49U [Embed]


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.45668 del
>>45667
14:59 mark, forgot it doesn't work with embeds


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.45669 del
>>45668
that bit about current gen shimano having less braking issues? I informed you about this before


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.45670 del
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um, yes this is a totally acceptable mascot


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.45671 del
>>45668
brtek who are you voting for in the upcoming eczechtions


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.45672 del
>>45669
fully aware, that why i thought it was worth mentioning
it surprised because i remember you saying that about 12 speeds shimanos in general being better while this guys its compared to the previous version of GRXs which i had assumed were also 12 speeds
>>45671
the arbeiterpartai, of course


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.45673 del
>>45671
he comes across as someone who votes for one of the German minority parties. but that top 09 leader has some really big boobs, who cares that they are the party of the Habsburg nobility.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.45674 del
>>45672
hm yeah i'm not sure what he's comparing it to, maybe the 11 speed version because there was a 2x12 grx semi wireless release in 2024 and that features the exact same brakes as the 1x12 fully wireless grx


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.45675 del
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Fucks sake its 9°C with cool wind and wetness out there and its gloomy. Time to put on some winter gear and go for an hour spin with lights and shit


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.45676 del
>>45673
wish we had some "aero" politicians instead of the corpo husk dross the uniparty shits out over here
at least then they'd be a bit easier on the eyes


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.45677 del
>>45675
stay safe bertman


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:33 [Preview] No.45678 del
>>45675
i went out with the trash and I almost FREEZED to death


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.45679 del
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>>45673
Our parties are
>One man party - The leader is a sl*vak oligarch who promises everything to everyone. Things like cheaper food while owning the biggest food company in the country.
>"Rightwing" party #1 - History of untold corruption and are not really right wing, their leader, current PM, has a charisma of a damp rag
>"Rightwing" party #2 - Who are economically perhaps right but socially are very liberal (borderline refugees welcome)
>A coalition of unironical commies with a former liberarian party - I am not making this up
>An AFD demo version whose plot line is something like "kick the ukrainians out", "we are totally not paid by russia" and "gas the refugees". Their leader is a korean-japanese immigrant.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.45680 del
>Cycling sponsor Factor will step down if the cycling team does not break with Israel
actual action?


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.45681 del
>>45680
I wonder if IPT factored this new development into their planning


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.45682 del
>>45679
this Tomio OKAMURA guy sounds hilarious. are any of the parties not corrupt


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.45683 del
>>45682
of course not


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.45684 del
>>45682
>not corrupt
>eastern Europe
My dear sweet Bert


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.45685 del
>>45680
>if the cycling team does not break with Israel
But the founder and owner is a zionist jew who made the team to promote Israel. What do the mean 'break with Israel' when Israel is the core of the project?
>>45681
Surely an American bike brand is wililng to sponsor them.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.45686 del
>>45679
prag looks like a well kept city on the surface if you discount the typical air-b-n-b shenanigans plaguing all tourist hotspots. who wouldn't trust someone who used to look between women's legs for a living to be their mayor.
that dishonest youtube guide manages to get scammers banned in the city just by making videos (and using his political contacts because his mom used to work of vaclav havel). couldn't imagine this happening anywhere else in the world.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.45687 del
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>>45682


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.45688 del
>>45685
>Isr*el-Allied
seems plausible


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:06 [Preview] No.45689 del
>>45685
>Rob Gitelis, the founder and CEO of the bicycle brand Factor, has made it clear to Cyclingnews: Factor will withdraw as a bicycle sponsor if Israel-Premier Tech continues to race under an Israeli license. Gitelis also emphasizes that the team will have to change its name.

>Factor has also informed Sylvan Adams, the driving force behind Israel-Premier Tech, of this. The team and the bicycle manufacturer recently decided to extend their partnership, but that could now change.

>"I've already told the team: without a name and flag change, we will not continue as a sponsor," Gitelis makes it clear. The team was already confronted with large-scale pro-Palestine demonstrations in the recent Vuelta a España. This led to considerable chaos, shortened stages, and the cancellation of the final stage in Madrid.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.45690 del
fink I'll have a BIG nap


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.45691 del
>>45689
So Factor is a pro-Israel company that got scared by the Vuelta protests?
Can't imagine the old jew would agree to change the name and flag so they'll have to find new bikes.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.45692 del
>>45691
Winspace is ready


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:12 [Preview] No.45693 del
>>45689
We simply won't stand for this for more than a couple of years until it starts causing actual problems for us.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.45694 del
>>45693
>couple of years


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.45695 del
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Kwab


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.45696 del
as for me, I am a member of the BERT party hardliners


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.45697 del
>>45695
Farage's party is the only party that doesn't want to ethnically replace Brits in their own country so I think a youtuber moving back to Belgium is a price they are willing to pay. If he can't even survive without welfare benefits what kind of business does he think he has that's worth keeping anyway.


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.45698 del
NEW THREAD:
>>45658
>>45658
>>45658


Bert 09/22/2025 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.45711 del
>>45695
why doesn't he come back with his wife over here?
did the rabid shitskins scare him


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.46563 del
Test


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.46564 del
And test again


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.46565 del
Alright


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