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/cyc/ - general Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No. 58866
Bloatmaxxxing edition

>CX races
10.01 - 11.01 National Championships
18.01 UCI World Cup Benidorm CDM
24.01 UCI World Cup Maasmechelen CDM
25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Upcoming road races
17.01 - 19.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.WWT
18.01 Women Cycling Pro Costa De Almería 1.1 WE
20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
23.01 Classica Camp de Morvedre 1.1
24.01 Gran Premio Castellón - Ruta de la Cerámica 1.1
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>57860


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.58867 del
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Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.58868 del
I guess the old thread needs a link so poor berts don't get stuck


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.58869 del
>>58865
never rode hard a day in his young life
luckily he still has time, once that BPM finally hits 190 unlocked Bertaček will have become too powerful to control


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.58870 del
>>58869
It's true, the two 30+ minute efforts I tried recently both ended up in disaster.
I will have to discuss this finding with my nutriologist


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.58871 del
>>58868
or perhaps Bert could pay attention to the thread
radical idea, I know


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.58872 del
Some incredible sounding team names at the Vuelta al Táchira: Alicanto Consulting G Kino Tachira, Gobierno de Merida Alcaldia Merida B Tesoro, Team Fam Birdman Level Up and Team Gesprom Evolution (with a US license for some reason)


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.58873 del
>>58872
National Team of Cuba didn't make it, unfortunately


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.58874 del
>>58872
one of the teams is even sponsored by rice
safe to assume that GOYA PIÑA and the boys have fully loaded glycogen reserves


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.58875 del
Hello yes I was not trapped in the old thread haha


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.58876 del
in many ways I am something of an anti-Bertaczech
a*robic capacity thru the FLOOR but the high octane engine burns thru liver and muscle sugar like some sort of a carb furnace


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.58877 del
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belgian championship cx looking litty, gonna freeze again tonight too
sankt herentals will be feasting


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.58878 del
>>58877
pwoah how many runners will make it through this


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.58879 del
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yeah i think we are back


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.58880 del
>>58877
no snow?
i thought theres snow everywhere


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.58881 del
>>58880
monsoon washed away everything in the span of 1 hour


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.58882 del
>tfw snow+rain mix produces a disgusting wet puke like mix on the ground for the past 12 hours
winter, what a hit


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.58883 del
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our resident bavarian bert on his Z2 session


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.58884 del
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>>58883
>snow-ACK


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.58885 del
Punching in in new fred.


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.58886 del
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>>58879
>best ever 30 minute power output
Doesn't say that much, I seldom ride this very distance

They don't ever finish on he Peyresourde
Last time the european pro peloton summited there was back in 2000, stage won by the GREAT Paco MANCEBO.


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.58887 del
>>58886
Not bad bert, looking forward to that 50W increase from carb loading


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.58888 del
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The coverage from Vuelta Tachira is abysmal
Surely they can get help from one of those many drones that are in the Venesuelan airspace to get better signal


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.58889 del
>>58886
keep going like that and you're at 350 by February


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.58890 del
what does it mean if best ever power output came during heavy intervals session? should that be easier to score big watts than a constant threshold effort ?


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.58891 del
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Turns out we might be be completely back. Might need a few extra threshold session


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.58892 del
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These new oaklay AI glasses make cool video, have to admit


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.58893 del
Ultimo kilometros in Tachiro I think


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.58894 del
>>58892
I will buy these and video my daily misery commute


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.58895 del
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Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.58896 del
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a runner is about to win bigly


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.58897 del
>>58892
>>58894
Don't they only record 30 secs clips max?


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.58898 del
>>58890
elaborate further


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.58899 del
suddenly a runner won


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.58900 del
>>58890
My longest climb is like 18minutes around here, all my best power longer than that are on the r*per


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.58901 del
>>58890
I don't understand what you mean, you mean that your best 5 minute power is from a 5x5min vo2max session?


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.58902 del
>>58901
I think that's what he means but I'm not sure either


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.58903 del
>>58897
Something like that, tiktoks don't last longer anyway


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.58904 del
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Not the results I expected
Time to do some more research


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.58905 del
Only got into CX recently, what are some good past races to watch while raping?


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.58906 del
>>58905
2026 Zilvermeercross


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.58907 del
>>58905
diegem 2022


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.58908 del
>>58906
>>58907
Yeah, these were both kino


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.58909 del
>>58908
The WC ones where STYBAR humbled NYS were also cool, especially the last one i think


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.58910 del
First ride outside since the arrival of the child 11 weeks ago. Mostly because of weather.

Still, felt amazing.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.58911 del
>>58904
Youn don't need 250g of protein


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.58912 del
>>58910
Congrats bert, good feeling surely.
>>58904
Yeah what are these ratios lol. You need maybe 100g protein, 80g fat, and rest carbs.
Still, don't change anything yet, continue tracking for a week.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.58913 del
>>58905
The one where sven nys jumps in to the crowd to heem some kid that threw beer at him


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.58914 del
>>58904
You're a bohemian giant that cycles 10h a week and you only eat 2000cal a day? How are you not malnourished


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.58915 del
>>58898
>>58901
it was a short (~45m) rape wherein I felt compelled to score some BIG watts while dancing the pedals, for maybe a minute or two on and off, not even structured intervals
never been able to match that average power since what does that mean


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.58916 del
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>>58915
yeah but what best power do you mean, 30min? 45 min? FTP? a 5 min effort in a 45 min interval?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.58917 del
>>58905
Namur has been consistently great. If you want some nice races go back to the peak of grug vs wout rivalry when wout was abusing magnetic wheels to match up. Around 2015 to 2017


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.58918 del
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Done some ramp test this morning. I think I did my 5 minute PB


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.58919 del
>>58918
nice


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.58920 del
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>>58918


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.58921 del
Needless to say I've been carbloading for weeks now. Ate like 3 galettes in a week with the gf


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.58922 del
>>58911
>>58914
>>58912
Keep in mind these are the "Garmin Connect Plus" recommendations and garmin is known for making up numbers on number generator.
Also my numbers I inserted can be inaccurate.
Also it includes the workout I did.

You can scan the barcodes of everything via the garmin app on mobile, however, I haven't found a single product in czech'em that it works on. Kinda racist tbh.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.58923 del
>>58922
>Garmin Connect Plus
You mean garmin make you pay to give these retarded macros? Lmao


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.58924 del
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I can't get over the fact there's a czech conti team named "Fany Gastro Intergay"


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.58925 del
>>58923
Yeah it's only part of the subscription.
I mean all the other apps like MyFitnessPal are also paid, right?
Anyway, I have 1 month of free trial and that's the end of it.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.58926 del
>>58922
I mean recommendations aside for an average man your maintenance calories are aleady 2200+, considering you're 2 meters or whatever I assume it's atleast 2500 for you.
I don't count anymore but I generally eat at the very least 3000 when I'm doing some sort of cycling that day because otherwise I would just feel like absolute shit at work the day after by noon.
I think finbert is right and you've been running on fumes for a long time especially when doing multiple workouts in succession


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.58927 del
>>58915
reckon that's a so called 'match' and you burnt it there, they are finite so -1 match for you
I feel like sometimes you can recruit anaerobic capacity more easily without blowing up and it seems like that was one of those days for you


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.58928 del
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Hey, Bert!
Tomorrow sumo is starting, so in the next two weeks we're gonna watch the bouts recaps each day as usual.
At 18:30 CET.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.58929 del
>>58926
also explains how you kraak brutale so much till you replenish your stores with 1-2 rest days


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.58930 del
>>58925
I know but 3g of protein per kg is unseen amount. Even bodybuilder stay around 2g/kg max and you probably need 1.5 MAX. Makes me wonder how they came up with that number, might be 3 year old chatgpt because surely the recent ones know you don't need that much


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.58931 del
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I would like to have on record that I suggested brtek may be underfueling in general a while ago. More than once even, I'm pretty sure


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.58932 del
>>58931
I mean it was pretty clear when he told us he was consuming 100g of proteine per big ride


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.58933 del
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the world is not ready for fueled bertacek


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.58934 del
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>>58928


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.58935 del
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>>58922
This is concerning.
What's next, Garmin Dopage Plus?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.58936 del
>Matteo Jorgenson had doubts about signing a new contract: “It took months before I felt comfortable with it”

life must be fun at the killer b's, dude is 26


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.58937 del
>>58936
I thought he was fine with slaving for vingo and taking a stage race himself here and there


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.58938 del
>>58937
he hates living in europe


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.58939 del
>>58938
understandable and he's also locked away on the island for 5 months a year


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.58940 del
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>Ride outside for first time in months
>No fueling or hydration
>Go to /cyc/ office holiday party until 10pm (just club soda for me thanks)
>Decide to wake up at 5am on Saturday for no reason
Disastrous day for my fragile physiology.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.58941 del
>>58934
Me in white and red of coursh.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.58942 del
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>>58926
>>58929
>>58931
Yes well this makes a lot of sense
All this time I sincerely thought I was over eating
I will continue to use the app till the trial runs out to better understand the junk and non-junk I am eating


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.58943 del
>>58942
Keep it up, we'll make you an athlete yet before this is over
Speaking of whale-sized arteries, my HR for LT1 work is getting pretty low for days after tough sessions


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.58945 del
>>58944
Beastly


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.58946 del
Zemanova once again the world champion of czechoslovakia in CX


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>>58946
Kino scenes in desolate ostrava


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.58948 del
>>58947
that venue is so kino


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.58949 del
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Maybe that's why he is always sick too


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.58950 del
Kryštof Bažant z Polžic a Bezdružic is the National Campeon of Czech em at the young age of 18!
Vaclav JEZEK HUMBLED and SEETHING at the meta
Miko BOROS DNS
BIG stuff!


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.58951 del
>>58949
maybe that's why he's always cold too


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.58952 del
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flowers


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.58953 del
>>58947
I saw on PCS that the race was in Ostrava and thought they might do it next to some coal mine. but those madman actually did it on site on of the Hütte.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.58954 del
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>>58948
They say next CX season, there's gonna be UCI Cup both in Tabor (lame) and here in Ostrava (based)


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.58956 del
>>58947
This looks like a STALKER mod


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.58957 del
>>58955
>Get out of here, CROSSER!


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.58958 del
>>58955
how do they get up the ladders


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.58959 del
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Poland is winning some European Championship medals in speed skating. Not a very relevant tournament, but anyway why are all these guys bald


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.58960 del
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This guy was born in 1999. Not even joking


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.58961 del
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>>58960
>doping is hereditary


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.58962 del
>>58960
What do you mean, he looks 40
1999 was 40 years ago


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.58963 del
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>>58959
>>58960
We have been over this.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.58964 del
>>58963
SURELY you are in Tomaszów Mazowiecki right now cheering them on. Anyway the average level is pretty low, there just was a Czechian with a time that would be more normal in 1977


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.58965 del
However SEMIRUNNIY ("Poland") is now going ABSOLUTELY NOT NORMAL


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.58966 del
Jesus he just LAPPED his opponent. This is DOPAGE


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.58967 del
>>58916
>>58927
best 40 minutes power nothing else though
what is the matches per egg exchange rate?


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>>58967
well yeah, how many times do you actually go completely all out trying to beat your 40 min times, sometimes the climb is 30min sometimes it's more
maybe you just had a really good day
I have a PR on a local hill I haven't been close too in months because I somehow was able to go into almost heart attack HR range


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.58969 del
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Semirunniy destroys everyone today. Medal candidate for the Olympics but he didn't qualify. He is first reserve. There must be riots in the streets of Poland, this is an outrage


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.58970 del
>>58964
I am in Oberhof dopaging my biathletes.
>>58969
Włodek is going, what do you mean.


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>>58969
I am feeling a little stupid


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>>58970
At the 10k yes but the 5k he is not qualified. This is NUTS. Sure Jilek Eitrem and Loubineaud are not here but this time is insanely good


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.58973 del
>>58972
Oh on 5k. He is not indeed.


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Then there is a hit on LORELLO ordered, or whomstever.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.58975 del
>>58972
damn, skate union name generator is much more colorful than the UCI one


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>>58972
>Vlad "just a" SEMIRUNNER
still enough for 1st
hmm


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.58977 del
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perfect schedule


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.58978 del
we live in rainy venezuela


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.58979 del
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why are poles like this?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.58980 del
>>58979
Big?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.58981 del
>>58979
☕☕☕


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.58982 del
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ez pz


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.58983 del
>>58982
>he's doing longer sessions as winter goes on
How? For me all motivation has been used


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.58984 del
>>58982
>he can't be stopped
unleashed


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>>58979
Hello, yes it is me, the ofishel spokesperson for all Pol-acks at this world wide web alias, what nau.
Did he go for the infamous kofi break while the pedaling is still going on?
I am also sure he is bald under this helmet.
And he overcrowds promenades, shopping malls, hiking trails whenever he is not wageslaving for some funny scrapes.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.58986 del
>>58980
>>58985
My point was that whenever I hike on czechopolish borders, I often see poles with polish symbols and insignias. On their bags, on their clothes, on their caps, on their whenever. It happens so often that I actually started to notice.
No other country I meet does that. Not germans (for obvious reasons), not austrians, not czechs, not italians, not even slovaks.
It's curious.
Would you sign into Zwift and name yourself Bert BERTMANN GERMAN and ride with german jersey?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.58987 del
>>58986
I thought Adidas was a pan-slavic symbol


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.58988 del
>>58987
Maybe in R*ssia


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.58989 del
>>58986
I see. Norwegians are like that too but it's rare in europe indeed


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.58990 del
>>58986
Well they don't want to be mistaken for Indonesians that's why.

Meself I am fed up with every other new, manly-related enterprise (clothes, bike shops, gun clubs, gyms, fishing shops) has to have a hussar related name.
Like in the burger internet every other guy with a backpack is "Lone Wolf".
Plus our truckers have to have at football scarf in the windshield, often the whole cabin looks like a kitchy shrine to the motherland.

At least you too go for another sin which is writing the name of you shithole village on the flag when you go spectate some sportsh.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.58991 del
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>>58986
>Bert BERTMANN GERMAN
How silly.
<Bert BERTMANN DEUTSCHLAND
Of course!


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.58992 del
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>>58982
for me some hill repeats


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.58993 del
>>58992
>petit-prince s'intensifie


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.58994 del
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Last blogpost in the Garmin Connect+ saga
Apparently there is a czech app that works 10 times better, can actually scan barcodes, can track drinks and shiet and everything.
Garmin Connect+ cancelled


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.58995 del
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>>58994
ahem
FUCK GARMIN


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.58996 del
>>58994
you can also download that app pissma uses, I assume it works well


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.58997 del
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