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/cyc/ - general Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No. 58866
Bloatmaxxxing edition

>CX races
10.01 - 11.01 National Championships
18.01 UCI World Cup Benidorm CDM
24.01 UCI World Cup Maasmechelen CDM
25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

>Upcoming road races
17.01 - 19.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.WWT
18.01 Women Cycling Pro Costa De Almería 1.1 WE
20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
23.01 Classica Camp de Morvedre 1.1
24.01 Gran Premio Castellón - Ruta de la Cerámica 1.1
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>57860


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.58867 del
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Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.58868 del
I guess the old thread needs a link so poor berts don't get stuck


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.58869 del
>>58865
never rode hard a day in his young life
luckily he still has time, once that BPM finally hits 190 unlocked Bertaček will have become too powerful to control


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.58870 del
>>58869
It's true, the two 30+ minute efforts I tried recently both ended up in disaster.
I will have to discuss this finding with my nutriologist


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.58871 del
>>58868
or perhaps Bert could pay attention to the thread
radical idea, I know


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.58872 del
Some incredible sounding team names at the Vuelta al Táchira: Alicanto Consulting G Kino Tachira, Gobierno de Merida Alcaldia Merida B Tesoro, Team Fam Birdman Level Up and Team Gesprom Evolution (with a US license for some reason)


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.58873 del
>>58872
National Team of Cuba didn't make it, unfortunately


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.58874 del
>>58872
one of the teams is even sponsored by rice
safe to assume that GOYA PIÑA and the boys have fully loaded glycogen reserves


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.58875 del
Hello yes I was not trapped in the old thread haha


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.58876 del
in many ways I am something of an anti-Bertaczech
a*robic capacity thru the FLOOR but the high octane engine burns thru liver and muscle sugar like some sort of a carb furnace


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.58877 del
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belgian championship cx looking litty, gonna freeze again tonight too
sankt herentals will be feasting


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.58878 del
>>58877
pwoah how many runners will make it through this


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.58879 del
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yeah i think we are back


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.58880 del
>>58877
no snow?
i thought theres snow everywhere


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.58881 del
>>58880
monsoon washed away everything in the span of 1 hour


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.58882 del
>tfw snow+rain mix produces a disgusting wet puke like mix on the ground for the past 12 hours
winter, what a hit


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.58883 del
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our resident bavarian bert on his Z2 session


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.58884 del
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>>58883
>snow-ACK


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.58885 del
Punching in in new fred.


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.58886 del
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>>58879
>best ever 30 minute power output
Doesn't say that much, I seldom ride this very distance

They don't ever finish on he Peyresourde
Last time the european pro peloton summited there was back in 2000, stage won by the GREAT Paco MANCEBO.


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.58887 del
>>58886
Not bad bert, looking forward to that 50W increase from carb loading


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.58888 del
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The coverage from Vuelta Tachira is abysmal
Surely they can get help from one of those many drones that are in the Venesuelan airspace to get better signal


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.58889 del
>>58886
keep going like that and you're at 350 by February


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.58890 del
what does it mean if best ever power output came during heavy intervals session? should that be easier to score big watts than a constant threshold effort ?


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.58891 del
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Turns out we might be be completely back. Might need a few extra threshold session


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:25 [Preview] No.58892 del
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These new oaklay AI glasses make cool video, have to admit


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.58893 del
Ultimo kilometros in Tachiro I think


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.58894 del
>>58892
I will buy these and video my daily misery commute


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.58895 del
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Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.58896 del
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a runner is about to win bigly


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.58897 del
>>58892
>>58894
Don't they only record 30 secs clips max?


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.58898 del
>>58890
elaborate further


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.58899 del
suddenly a runner won


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.58900 del
>>58890
My longest climb is like 18minutes around here, all my best power longer than that are on the r*per


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.58901 del
>>58890
I don't understand what you mean, you mean that your best 5 minute power is from a 5x5min vo2max session?


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.58902 del
>>58901
I think that's what he means but I'm not sure either


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.58903 del
>>58897
Something like that, tiktoks don't last longer anyway


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.58904 del
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Not the results I expected
Time to do some more research


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.58905 del
Only got into CX recently, what are some good past races to watch while raping?


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.58906 del
>>58905
2026 Zilvermeercross


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.58907 del
>>58905
diegem 2022


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.58908 del
>>58906
>>58907
Yeah, these were both kino


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.58909 del
>>58908
The WC ones where STYBAR humbled NYS were also cool, especially the last one i think


Bert 01/09/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.58910 del
First ride outside since the arrival of the child 11 weeks ago. Mostly because of weather.

Still, felt amazing.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.58911 del
>>58904
Youn don't need 250g of protein


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.58912 del
>>58910
Congrats bert, good feeling surely.
>>58904
Yeah what are these ratios lol. You need maybe 100g protein, 80g fat, and rest carbs.
Still, don't change anything yet, continue tracking for a week.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.58913 del
>>58905
The one where sven nys jumps in to the crowd to heem some kid that threw beer at him


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.58914 del
>>58904
You're a bohemian giant that cycles 10h a week and you only eat 2000cal a day? How are you not malnourished


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.58915 del
>>58898
>>58901
it was a short (~45m) rape wherein I felt compelled to score some BIG watts while dancing the pedals, for maybe a minute or two on and off, not even structured intervals
never been able to match that average power since what does that mean


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.58916 del
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>>58915
yeah but what best power do you mean, 30min? 45 min? FTP? a 5 min effort in a 45 min interval?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.58917 del
>>58905
Namur has been consistently great. If you want some nice races go back to the peak of grug vs wout rivalry when wout was abusing magnetic wheels to match up. Around 2015 to 2017


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.58918 del
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Done some ramp test this morning. I think I did my 5 minute PB


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.58919 del
>>58918
nice


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.58920 del
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>>58918


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.58921 del
Needless to say I've been carbloading for weeks now. Ate like 3 galettes in a week with the gf


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.58922 del
>>58911
>>58914
>>58912
Keep in mind these are the "Garmin Connect Plus" recommendations and garmin is known for making up numbers on number generator.
Also my numbers I inserted can be inaccurate.
Also it includes the workout I did.

You can scan the barcodes of everything via the garmin app on mobile, however, I haven't found a single product in czech'em that it works on. Kinda racist tbh.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.58923 del
>>58922
>Garmin Connect Plus
You mean garmin make you pay to give these retarded macros? Lmao


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.58924 del
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I can't get over the fact there's a czech conti team named "Fany Gastro Intergay"


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.58925 del
>>58923
Yeah it's only part of the subscription.
I mean all the other apps like MyFitnessPal are also paid, right?
Anyway, I have 1 month of free trial and that's the end of it.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.58926 del
>>58922
I mean recommendations aside for an average man your maintenance calories are aleady 2200+, considering you're 2 meters or whatever I assume it's atleast 2500 for you.
I don't count anymore but I generally eat at the very least 3000 when I'm doing some sort of cycling that day because otherwise I would just feel like absolute shit at work the day after by noon.
I think finbert is right and you've been running on fumes for a long time especially when doing multiple workouts in succession


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.58927 del
>>58915
reckon that's a so called 'match' and you burnt it there, they are finite so -1 match for you
I feel like sometimes you can recruit anaerobic capacity more easily without blowing up and it seems like that was one of those days for you


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.58928 del
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Hey, Bert!
Tomorrow sumo is starting, so in the next two weeks we're gonna watch the bouts recaps each day as usual.
At 18:30 CET.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.58929 del
>>58926
also explains how you kraak brutale so much till you replenish your stores with 1-2 rest days


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.58930 del
>>58925
I know but 3g of protein per kg is unseen amount. Even bodybuilder stay around 2g/kg max and you probably need 1.5 MAX. Makes me wonder how they came up with that number, might be 3 year old chatgpt because surely the recent ones know you don't need that much


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.58931 del
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I would like to have on record that I suggested brtek may be underfueling in general a while ago. More than once even, I'm pretty sure


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.58932 del
>>58931
I mean it was pretty clear when he told us he was consuming 100g of proteine per big ride


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.58933 del
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the world is not ready for fueled bertacek


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.58934 del
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>>58928


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.58935 del
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>>58922
This is concerning.
What's next, Garmin Dopage Plus?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.58936 del
>Matteo Jorgenson had doubts about signing a new contract: “It took months before I felt comfortable with it”

life must be fun at the killer b's, dude is 26


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.58937 del
>>58936
I thought he was fine with slaving for vingo and taking a stage race himself here and there


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.58938 del
>>58937
he hates living in europe


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.58939 del
>>58938
understandable and he's also locked away on the island for 5 months a year


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.58940 del
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>Ride outside for first time in months
>No fueling or hydration
>Go to /cyc/ office holiday party until 10pm (just club soda for me thanks)
>Decide to wake up at 5am on Saturday for no reason
Disastrous day for my fragile physiology.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.58941 del
>>58934
Me in white and red of coursh.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.58942 del
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>>58926
>>58929
>>58931
Yes well this makes a lot of sense
All this time I sincerely thought I was over eating
I will continue to use the app till the trial runs out to better understand the junk and non-junk I am eating


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.58943 del
>>58942
Keep it up, we'll make you an athlete yet before this is over
Speaking of whale-sized arteries, my HR for LT1 work is getting pretty low for days after tough sessions


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.58945 del
>>58944
Beastly


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.58946 del
Zemanova once again the world champion of czechoslovakia in CX


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>>58946
Kino scenes in desolate ostrava


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.58948 del
>>58947
that venue is so kino


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.58949 del
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Maybe that's why he is always sick too


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.58950 del
Kryštof Bažant z Polžic a Bezdružic is the National Campeon of Czech em at the young age of 18!
Vaclav JEZEK HUMBLED and SEETHING at the meta
Miko BOROS DNS
BIG stuff!


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.58951 del
>>58949
maybe that's why he's always cold too


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.58952 del
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flowers


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.58953 del
>>58947
I saw on PCS that the race was in Ostrava and thought they might do it next to some coal mine. but those madman actually did it on site on of the Hütte.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.58954 del
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>>58948
They say next CX season, there's gonna be UCI Cup both in Tabor (lame) and here in Ostrava (based)


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.58956 del
>>58947
This looks like a STALKER mod


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.58957 del
>>58955
>Get out of here, CROSSER!


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.58958 del
>>58955
how do they get up the ladders


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.58959 del
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Poland is winning some European Championship medals in speed skating. Not a very relevant tournament, but anyway why are all these guys bald


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.58960 del
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This guy was born in 1999. Not even joking


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.58961 del
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>>58960
>doping is hereditary


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.58962 del
>>58960
What do you mean, he looks 40
1999 was 40 years ago


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.58963 del
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>>58959
>>58960
We have been over this.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.58964 del
>>58963
SURELY you are in Tomaszów Mazowiecki right now cheering them on. Anyway the average level is pretty low, there just was a Czechian with a time that would be more normal in 1977


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.58965 del
However SEMIRUNNIY ("Poland") is now going ABSOLUTELY NOT NORMAL


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.58966 del
Jesus he just LAPPED his opponent. This is DOPAGE


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.58967 del
>>58916
>>58927
best 40 minutes power nothing else though
what is the matches per egg exchange rate?


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>>58967
well yeah, how many times do you actually go completely all out trying to beat your 40 min times, sometimes the climb is 30min sometimes it's more
maybe you just had a really good day
I have a PR on a local hill I haven't been close too in months because I somehow was able to go into almost heart attack HR range


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.58969 del
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Semirunniy destroys everyone today. Medal candidate for the Olympics but he didn't qualify. He is first reserve. There must be riots in the streets of Poland, this is an outrage


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.58970 del
>>58964
I am in Oberhof dopaging my biathletes.
>>58969
Włodek is going, what do you mean.


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>>58969
I am feeling a little stupid


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>>58970
At the 10k yes but the 5k he is not qualified. This is NUTS. Sure Jilek Eitrem and Loubineaud are not here but this time is insanely good


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.58973 del
>>58972
Oh on 5k. He is not indeed.


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Then there is a hit on LORELLO ordered, or whomstever.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.58975 del
>>58972
damn, skate union name generator is much more colorful than the UCI one


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>>58972
>Vlad "just a" SEMIRUNNER
still enough for 1st
hmm


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.58977 del
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perfect schedule


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.58978 del
we live in rainy venezuela


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.58979 del
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why are poles like this?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.58980 del
>>58979
Big?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.58981 del
>>58979
☕☕☕


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.58982 del
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ez pz


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.58983 del
>>58982
>he's doing longer sessions as winter goes on
How? For me all motivation has been used


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.58984 del
>>58982
>he can't be stopped
unleashed


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>>58979
Hello, yes it is me, the ofishel spokesperson for all Pol-acks at this world wide web alias, what nau.
Did he go for the infamous kofi break while the pedaling is still going on?
I am also sure he is bald under this helmet.
And he overcrowds promenades, shopping malls, hiking trails whenever he is not wageslaving for some funny scrapes.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:51 [Preview] No.58986 del
>>58980
>>58985
My point was that whenever I hike on czechopolish borders, I often see poles with polish symbols and insignias. On their bags, on their clothes, on their caps, on their whenever. It happens so often that I actually started to notice.
No other country I meet does that. Not germans (for obvious reasons), not austrians, not czechs, not italians, not even slovaks.
It's curious.
Would you sign into Zwift and name yourself Bert BERTMANN GERMAN and ride with german jersey?


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.58987 del
>>58986
I thought Adidas was a pan-slavic symbol


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.58988 del
>>58987
Maybe in R*ssia


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.58989 del
>>58986
I see. Norwegians are like that too but it's rare in europe indeed


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.58990 del
>>58986
Well they don't want to be mistaken for Indonesians that's why.

Meself I am fed up with every other new, manly-related enterprise (clothes, bike shops, gun clubs, gyms, fishing shops) has to have a hussar related name.
Like in the burger internet every other guy with a backpack is "Lone Wolf".
Plus our truckers have to have at football scarf in the windshield, often the whole cabin looks like a kitchy shrine to the motherland.

At least you too go for another sin which is writing the name of you shithole village on the flag when you go spectate some sportsh.


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.58991 del
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>>58986
>Bert BERTMANN GERMAN
How silly.
<Bert BERTMANN DEUTSCHLAND
Of course!


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.58992 del
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>>58982
for me some hill repeats


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.58993 del
>>58992
>petit-prince s'intensifie


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.58994 del
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Last blogpost in the Garmin Connect+ saga
Apparently there is a czech app that works 10 times better, can actually scan barcodes, can track drinks and shiet and everything.
Garmin Connect+ cancelled


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.58995 del
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>>58994
ahem
FUCK GARMIN


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.58996 del
>>58994
you can also download that app pissma uses, I assume it works well


Bert 01/10/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.58997 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=in9uSiv84Yk [Embed]


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.58998 del
>>58997
That's a big hill


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.58999 del
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We live in Australia btw, bert's champion got caught off guard


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.59000 del
>>58999
who's at the front? durbo again?


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.59001 del
>>59000
Y he's in it with a couple of teammates, it's over


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.59002 del
>>59001
spotted o'goober in there
prime goomble bait


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.59003 del
suddenly fat wiggo on screen


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.59004 del
>34 degree
Please bring me back to summer


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.59005 del
lol big durb does it again


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.59006 del
>>59005
What even happened to brapp.
Nevertheless, last km tuning in is BACK!


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.59007 del
>>59006
brapp is there, ready to pounce once they catch durbridge


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.59008 del
Brapp on the move, Australian RAI an their GPS sharting it a bit.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.59009 del
4 gayco riders playing around, like every year


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.59010 del
Yeah, Durbo gone gone.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.59011 del
bleddyn is THE secret pick


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.59012 del
>>59011
Treinguy was really a year too bleddyn early.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.59013 del
hard betrayal by plapp
I hope the other guy wins now


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.59014 del
Ok but waar VINE?


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.59015 del
>>59014
pulled in the peleton to get all these guys back and then dropped


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.59016 del
>>59015
Probably had a detour with someone from the crowds


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.59017 del
Kamon Pat EDDY


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.59018 del
KAMON EDDIE SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.59019 del
NOICE


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.59020 del
jesus christ Plapp is actually mentally retarded


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.59021 del
>dinham
the return


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.59022 del
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HAHAHAH
fuck jayco
fuck plapp
what a brainlet strategy
very dwarfdoorsesque


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.59023 del
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cute girlfriend


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.59024 del
KWABS


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.59025 del
wtf is an EDDY Patrick


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.59026 del
Highly annoying interviewing lass.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.59027 del
>>59026
just aussie innit


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.59028 del
haha the fucking shot at DSM
clown team


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.59029 del
lmao


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.59030 del
>>59025
Eddy Merckx distant Australian relative


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.59031 del
cx NCs are very clear cut aren't they


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.59032 del
>>59031
Maybe not belgian


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.59033 del
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Ave, fellow Australians.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.59034 del
Why did the Vinester DNF


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.59035 del
>Watching bobsled for no reason
>Czech team flips on the first turn and does the whole race upside down at 110km/h
>German team forgets to bring the handles in and they ricochet down the whole course with handles sticking out on each side
This sport is pure comedy


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.59036 del
No snow in german CX
Strange


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.59037 del
>>59035
Madman sport, love it
Like skeleton, filled with suicidals


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.59038 del
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the german cx has a race time that actually goes down


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.59039 del
>>59036
I think that part of DE (south east) doesn't get much snow in general but I could be wrong. Lots of rain the past 2 days killed the snow in the lowlands as well

gonna go ride myself now, first time since new years day and it's -4°C I may not make it


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.59040 del
idk this might be some amateur event


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.59041 del
>>59039
south west* of Germany I mean. South east gets lots of snow. But German races are always a meme with shit organization, no name runners


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.59042 del
>>59037
Only one American made it into the sled. The other three ragdolled off the sides of the ice, absolute chaos. Then the driver did the whole course with no brakes and started freaking out after he crossed the line and couldn't stop


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.59043 del
we live in belgium


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.59044 del
Avocado about to be NL campeon, ahead of Puck and washed hag


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.59045 del
what's the recent daddystream website?


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.59047 del
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>>59046
🥲


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.59048 del
>>59047
try changing your DNS


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.59049 del
Nys looking good


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.59050 del
>>59049
This is the Nys course, long uphill section


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.59051 del
Nys learned from the de van der haar school of chuting near the end


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.59052 del
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Big Nys disappointed


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.59053 del
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snow


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.59054 del
holy kino emiel pushing his highest watts ever probably, but Nys wins


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.59055 del
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Another gold and silver for Polan


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.59056 del
And a Czech gold that is not Sablikova. What in the FUCK


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.59057 del
Bisiaux a bit fraudulent in Troyes


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.59058 del
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F


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.59059 del
>>59058
I like the kid, hopeful for his road season


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.59060 del
>>59059
good secret pick for strade (I hope)


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.59061 del
>>59060
He's going to be 8pts at least


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.59062 del
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>>59061
I hope veloman forgets him because he doesn't watch other disciplines or U23


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.59063 del
>>59062
He was 14 at liege, forget it


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.59064 del
>>59063
Minimum velocoins will be 16 this year in Superclasico. Sorry but prices have gone up, resources need to keep coming in, you will just have to pay more


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.59065 del
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>>59056


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.59066 del
>>59057
Won't even podium


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.59067 del
>>59066
who's winning? Sparfel?


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.59068 del
>>59059
I am interested to see if Wyseure can do anything on the road, seems to have a big engine


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.59069 del
>>59067
Joris Delbove


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.59070 del
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Cubes coin raising (I forgot they switched)


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.59071 del
>>59069
the fuck, didn't even know that guy did cx
thought he was some climber for jobber races


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.59072 del
>>59071
Never heard of anyone on that podium


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.59073 del
>>59072
Gross lame bert is one of those names you spot at the bottom of cx races dangling around 30th place
the other guy I have never heard or seen


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.59074 del
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what happens in the sink hole?


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.59075 del
>>59074
Sinking


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.59076 del
>>59074
holing


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.59078 del
>>59074
that's where your stock options live


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.59079 del
>>59078
my stonks are doing extremely well


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.59080 del
>>59078
They mostly live in ireland THOUGH


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.59081 del
>>59047
kek, hahah, hon hon hon hon


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.59082 del
>>59074
it's one of the arab countries, that kept its charm and aren't your UAE or Qatars with skyscrapers and Indian slave workers.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.59083 del
to cover the Suisse CX NC results, Kevin KUHN won it once again. in the womens race Neff with decent results in the world cup was mogged hard by big milkers Keller, the whole startlist reads like a mtb XC startlist there.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.59084 del
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>>59083
And over in Poland, Marek KONWA's 13 (thirteen) years of terror have come to an end as he finished 3rd after Filip HELTA and the great Szymon POMIAN


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.59085 del
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not even the utmost payers of attention know anyone on this list.
>but bert I know MEISEN he tends to finish somewhere top 20-30
no, no you don't


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.59086 del
>>59083
one wonders what the existence of Kuhn is like
years and years of cx and the best result that I remember is a 3rd place
after how many years do toy realize that it just ain't coming


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.59087 del
>>59085
where is Oberteicher


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.59088 del
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are we going too far


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.59089 del
>>59086
It's a honest life, train all year get some money but not much. He'll retire with like 10 swiss champ and he can take some job at the swiss national team. Not everyone has to be grug


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.59090 del
>>59085
DEGENKOLB rode the czech cx cup a lot and got humbled by JEZEK on many a occasions


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.59091 del
>>59085
isn't Meisen retired? the former German GCN presenters who quit and have their own youtube channel made a video about him last year.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.59092 del
>>59088
too far how


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.59093 del
>>59092
forward


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.59094 del
>>59093
I uh still don't get what I ought to see there, it's the aerocoach handlebar isn't it


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.59095 del
>>59088
I've seen a lot worse tbqh


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.59096 del
our guy BENJI is racing zwift!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rFVGPxrwPAE [Embed]


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.59097 del
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>>59096
Good old HR>watts move


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.59098 del
>>59096
good lord that man is extremely out of shape
>125kg
no wonder


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.59099 del
>>59097
apparently he got dropped right away and had to do a BIG dig (250w for a minute or two I think) when I tuned in to close the gap so he's fucked right now


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.59100 del
>he gave up


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.59101 del
he's pretty delusional to be honest, it's not like a 2 week break makes you dry heave at 150W


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.59102 del
man needs 6 months of forced Z2 and diet


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.59103 del
>>59101
yup its not like december was 4 months ago


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.59104 del
i can be his nutrition coach if he wants


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.59105 del
Today I stopped my raping after 1 minute lmao. Just did some gym instead. I think I'll have to ride in the rain next week, I've used all my raping coins for the year


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.59106 del
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>>59088
>not fully integrated
almost retro gear


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.59107 del
Oh shit, Bert, forgot to remind you about sumo!
It's rolling!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.59108 del
We should invite Benji to /Bert/ to whip him into shape


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.59109 del
>>59108
feel like the dude hasn't progressed at all
he's been at this like 3 years and he's still above 100kg and can't push 2W/kg


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.59110 del
>>59109
Yeah I agree but now with the new food regiment Bertacek will finally be unlocked. Wait who were we talking about?


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.59111 del
>>59109
Maybe he is making some sort of an obvious dietary error like our Bertacek
Like eating like a pig


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.59112 del
>>59111
he lives in Britain I think which is the valhalla of junk food, probably eating sausage rolls from greggs daily and shit
but I doubt he's underfueled


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.59113 del
>>59112
perhaps not the right sort of fuel though


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.59114 del
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>>59113
he has... reserves


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.59115 del
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meanwhile in abrahamsen land


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.59116 del
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>>59115
the masketta man


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.59117 del
>>59115
SICKENING temperature


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.59118 del
>>59108
well, he adheres to our nutrition program already, heck, he even exceeds Finnberts recommended amount of carbs.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.59119 del
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>>59115
>Core temp
>Skin temp
What's hist setup?
Asking for a consuumer friend.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.59120 del
>>59119
All pros run with a core sensor these days


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.59121 del
>>59115
What the fuck


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.59122 del
>>59115
It is always lower on the gombuder. My last ride to the pond said -9 when it was around zero.
Don't think that buff thing is necessary do I have to humble norgefjords with just a basic cap-hat under me helmet.


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.59123 del
>>59122
that's your individual headunit not in general. All of my headunits were/are the opposite meaning they overread temperature


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.59124 del
Why is everyone so shocked when Rusbert regularly posted his screen when it was -40


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.59125 del
>>59124
rusbert commutes for .. well however long he commutes for he ain't training for hours in that weather


Bert 01/11/2026 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.59126 del
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>>59125
I am sure his commute is like 4 hours. Life is tough in Siberia


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.59127 del
it was -21°C here this morning and I skiied for four hours quite comfortably, also laid in the snow last night with no clothes on
y*rosissies are just soft as spun sugar innit


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.59128 del
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>>59127
Do you get any negative effects from doing such prolonged exercise in the cold? I remember getting my throat pretty sore when I xc skied more as a kid, as well as getting some frostbite in my nose/cheeks.
Anyway, nice easy rape for me to start the week. I'm teaching a new course this period, first lecture starts in 45min and I'm slightly nervous.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.59129 del
>>59128
How many courses do you get per semester?


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.59130 del
jonas won't defend the vuelta this season


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.59131 del
I am at a mandatory car inspection and so far the only issue i have is with d*sc brakes


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.59132 del
Another Zwift race slips thru my fingers due to complete inability to sprint.

I think I just need to thrash the fatties on the hills and stop thinking I will do anything meaningful in a bunch sprint against a bunch of dudes with 1500W sprints


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.59133 del
>>59131
no, you can't use your bent shimano rotors in your car


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.59134 del
>>59132
well yea obviously. Races that end in bunch sprints are slurpers so you most likely can get away, do a hard attack far enough from the finish until you get a 10s gap and then hold it high z4/low z5 until the end and baam easy win works every time


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.59135 del
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Oh come on. Is autism the new hype or something


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.59136 del
>>59135
>new


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.59137 del
>>59132
I don't do flat races anymore, they are VERY boring


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.59138 del
>>59129
Atm 2, but in the future I will have 3 + 1/2 of one course


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.59139 del
>>59134
>>59137
It was a 10 lap crit with a little 6% hill in the middle so I thought it would be more attritional but it really wasn't. I kept near front for every climb waiting for someone to make a decisive attack but it never really came. Alarm bells should've been sounding when I came over hill for last time at 170bpm (not even threshold)


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.59140 del
>>59139
Crits are fun but usualy they are like 15-20 km which is LAME
But yeah all those I ever rode, there never was a bunch sprint


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.59141 del
>>59140
Yes it turns out the semen slurper was me


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.59142 del
>>59135
Autismbarbie met kanker when


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.59143 del
>>59135
autism and anxiety have been trending for a long time together with bpd for females


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:33 [Preview] No.59144 del
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In anti-semen slurping news, based Vinester. Unironically one of my favorite runners


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.59145 del
>>59144
based fuck them slurpers


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.59146 del
>>59144
Will pick him for me team solely because of this, top bloke


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.59147 del
>>59146
That will be 24 velocoins +tax +tip


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.59148 del
>>59128
don't fink so, me trusty merino from varusteleka saves the face nip


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.59149 del
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Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.59150 del
>>59149
These are grim tootsies.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.59151 del
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If that schizo is here I am going NUTS


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.59152 del
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>>59149
pop that bulge


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.59153 del
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he's gonna be good this year


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.59154 del
>>59153
I guess pogi really doesn't give a shit about the vuelta, so rogla has free reign there


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.59155 del
>>59154
almeida will get the pogi dosage


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.59156 del
>>59155
>elite winning a grand tour
so far he's a slightly more successful Portuguese version of Landismo so far with a team that can't into tactics, because their team leader doesn't need it, except when he needed it against jumbo-dopma and pas normal wout (with normal knee)


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.59157 del
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>>59156
stop doubting and start believing


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.59158 del
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>>59157
when has believing in elite ever paid off


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.59159 del
>Unfortunately Oscar Rodriguez suffered a crash in training and sustained a hip fracture requiring surgery.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.59160 del
>>59159
not like he has ridden any results in years


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.59161 del
>>59159
oscar is not related to carlos hm


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.59162 del
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Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.59163 del
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when will germanbert apply to be part of the grug posse


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.59164 del
Sumo is on, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.59165 del
Almost got crushed by a 50 year old mom in a suv. I don't think I'll reach 40 if I stay here


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:42 [Preview] No.59166 del
>>59165
Pedal quicker.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.59167 del
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>>59165
daily occurrence in belgistan


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.59168 del
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>>59165
many such cases


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.59169 del
>>59165
You are apparently free to blast moms in suv nowadays


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.59170 del
>>59151
>>59151
I don't think he even knows we're here.

How do you Berts see this place? A refuge from Schizos? A cozy club? A way to avoid shitty Captcha?


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.59171 del
>>59170
Yes


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.59172 del
>>59170
all of the above


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.59173 del
>>59170
basically


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:22 [Preview] No.59174 del
>>59170
I don't see


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.59175 del
>>59174
I just listen, and that's what no one did


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.59176 del
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>>59170
A place to terrorize hapless berts with my horrific blogposts


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.59177 del
>>59176
can't wait for outdoor season so we get new episodes of brtek the bike mechanic


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.59178 del
>>59177
bertacek punctures in a strange land, how will he get out of this one
find out in the next episode of light rider


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.59179 del
>>59177
For me, it's the closeup photos of his bike. There is just so much to enjoy.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.59180 del
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Speaking of blogposting, the conclusion of the nutrition saga is:
>calorie deficit, solved by eating breakfast
>stop drinking flawored mineral wasser you moron
>protein intake is still like half the recommended value on a workout day, will have to investigate and/or possible ingest some protein bar


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:54 [Preview] No.59181 del
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>>59180
who would've thought skipping 1 of 3 meals was the problem


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.59182 del
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>>59181
Not me clearly


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.59183 del
>>59180
I never eat breakfast and have replaced my nightly vin with flavored mineral water. What's wrong with mineral water?


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.59184 del
>>59183
they contain like 50 grams of sugar per liter


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.59185 del
>>59183
aren't you the american stuck at 3W/kg


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.59186 del
>>59184
Not mine, sugar free. Just like seltzer.

>>59185
Yes but that's because I'm fat and don't ride enough to justify better. It's not some sort of mystery.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.59187 del
>>59186
you should also start eating breakfast


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.59188 del
>>59186
have you considered riding more for which you need to eat more


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.59189 del
>>59186
Then we are probably talking about different things.
This is a mineral water (sparkling) "flavoured" with zitrone or orange or shit


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.59190 del
>>59189
just drink some tönissteiner or some shit


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.59191 del
>>59170
Yes, this is a public house for oldfags who have semi-retired from parasocial relations as an area to explore and waters to chart.
Just want my favorite spot, same set of flags and a predictable set of interactions.
Only Malawibernd and Bertele may actually be under torty, the average bertfag age may be closer to 35.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.59192 del
I'm not going to start eating breakfast unless I'm riding in the morning.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.59193 del
>>59170
A Dane free zone


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.59194 del
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>>59192
In couple of months, a breakfast powered Bertacek will be scoring 5 W/Kg at the Balkons while you will be left behind. You have been warned


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.59195 del
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A 17 years old girl is the Czech cyclist of the year while the great Matje VACEK not even in Top 3. Very strange.


Bert 01/12/2026 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.59196 del
>>59170
it's the T to which I PA, innit


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.59197 del
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Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.59198 del
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Local tranny/cycling drama


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.59199 del
>>59197
>you're favourite runner's favourite runner


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.59200 del
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Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.59201 del
>>59200
Probably as expensive as the average carbon bike these days


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.59202 del
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>>59201
I mean, yes


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.59203 del
>>59202
>There’s also mention on Reddit of a frameset-only option, as well as a mid-range build with a SRAM Rival AXS groupset, the latter of which is claimed to cost $3,999

Bruh when are these prices going down. In 5 years chyna will dominate these markets


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.59204 del
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Paypigged for a semi-toy thermal usb cam for my phone.
Also I have 0.95 antisemitism score on X and my account is suppressed at "high" in most stuff.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.59205 del
>"It's also a bit sad to see sometimes. When I talk to some riders, they don't dream of winning races anymore. They're already happy if they can pull off a good five-minute test, if the numbers are good," Alaphilippe says in the Sigma Sports Unplugged podcast by former rider, commentator, and journalist Matt Stephens.

>When I look at the new generation of cyclists... Some riders can't ride without a bike computer. If you just stare at the numbers, you no longer see the trees or the sky. That's a bit sad. You simply lose the joy of cycling.

Noombers bros in shambles


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.59206 del
>>59205
He's discovering 99% of the peloton is jobbers trying to make a living out of it


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.59207 del
>>59205
more like TURDor am I right


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.59208 del
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I guess Allah would hate me as well, I'm just happy to hit the big noombers although I do look forward to racing in the spring as well. 1x90min SS at 335W today, felt really good. Fitness is going up.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.59209 del
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Got snowed in today, still had to go to the dentist as part of morning shop run, had 3 near chute experiences and one actual chute, although more like a clumsy 5 second save that ultimately failed.
That potholes through melting snow-sand that give you illusion of grip are a biatch.

>>59208
Wewz.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.59210 del
>>59209
Do you have spikes on your commuter?


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.59211 del
>>59209
>had to go to the dentist after a chute. the dentist can now afford a new CAAD 14.
That's how I read your blog


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.59212 del
>>59211
Impossible story because dentists don't ride on alu bikes


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.59213 del
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fresh wout schedule and yap dropped


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.59214 del
>>59212
they don't have dedicated rape or winter bikes?


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.59216 del
>>59210
Nah, there's barely ever enough snow for long enough to even consider this.
Just don't be a retard and either don't go on a bike mid-snowfall or adjoost the path you're taking.
>>59211
I bet this is where the fruit of my wagism go. Even if I chuted coming back from the dentist.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.59217 del
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>>59213
Brennan does almost the exact same schedule, meanwhile big jorg has had enough of getting heemed by grug he now wants to get heemed by pogi


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.59218 del
>>59217
what are the implications of LAB showing up at MSR with out of shape Wout and consorts?


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.59219 del
>>59218
Brennan will win the sprint for 4th


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.59220 del
>>59217
He's going to be a good water boy for Louis BARRE


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.59221 del
Ah we are back. Took me like 5 minutes to post something at the other place. That shit is literally unusable now


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.59222 del
>>59221
back like WOUT VAN AERT who is already back to training after his ankle injury


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.59223 del
SON of a BITCH, like WEEKS ago Bertacek posted about Rhafal Rhaish going to FEIRENSE-BEECELER and I was like oh allright and only now I found out it was a ruse and it was this guy https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/rafael-reis1


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.59224 del
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And not the real Rhafal Rheish. Who I found still at Anicolor and I was like wait what. You got me this time but I will NOT slip up again


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.59225 del
And why the FUCK does my flag now change every post


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.59226 del
its all french to me


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.59227 del
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>>59223
>>59224


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.59228 del
Flag test


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.59229 del
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Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.59230 del
velogames is coming


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.59231 del
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I have a feeling tonight is gonna be one of those "Pain of the rape" episodes


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.59232 del
>>59231
suffering is good


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.59233 del
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>>59230
adjusting


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.59234 del
>>59231
Same here, this new 311 FTP value seems insane to me. I'll try anyway


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.59235 del
>>59234
thought you gave up on vine, can't get enough huh


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.59236 del
With Vingegaard doing the Giro, the GT's are gonna be absolute snoozefests this year. Even worse than last year


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.59237 del
>>59236
our only hope is Mas vs Carapaz vs Rog vs Almeida vs whatever bora rider fails his GT at the vuelta


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.59238 del
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Morbidly obese


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.59239 del
>>59238
its interesting how low the fitness requirement for racing over there is


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.59240 del
>>59239
all he did was eat breakfast


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.59241 del
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>>59240


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.59242 del
>>59238
Shiet, that boy way fatter than me.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.59243 del
>>59238
looks like that zwift megawatt negro


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.59244 del
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anyway, today i for once listened
1 hour of ez z2 it is


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.59245 del
Sumo in 20 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.59246 del
>>59243
That dude stopped posting. I'm guessing he fixed his power meter and realized he didn't have a 550W FTP


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.59247 del
>>59243
that nigga was my favorite demoralization psyop but now he can't even pedal 200w anymore so its over


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.59248 del
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>>59235
Well


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.59249 del
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Anyway, I survived another meme wahoo ride. One more week berts...


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.59250 del
>>59249
You know you could just do 45min at sweetspot or whatever


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.59251 del
>>59240
Breakfast... Not even once.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.59252 del
>>59250
This is slightly less boring


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.59253 del
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>>59249
Looks like something the new Strava AI workouts would hallucinate
Still better than mine


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.59254 del
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>>59249
nice, for me it was suffering


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.59255 del
>>59249
BalanceBros, it's over for us...


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.59256 del
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>>59255
balancenerds fear the RIGHTchad


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.59257 del
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you're telling me memco is doing all these absolute jobber early season races?


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.59258 del
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>>59257
the fuck is PCSbert doing


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.59259 del
>>59258
I think it's like this every year. Team brings like 20 runners to Mallorca and then they nominate them randomly for races


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.59260 del
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>>59258
>Moritz MAUSS


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.59261 del
>>59260
who the fuck is that guy and why is he part of UAE?


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.59262 del
ok, he's part of UAE Zoomers. he won Großer Preis der Sparkasse Neuss. and please don't ask me when the double-S in Germany and Austria is written as ss, ß or ᛋᛋ


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.59263 del
>>59261
>>59262
PPATTT, we already talked about him in great detail


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.59264 del
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>>59260
>>59262
yes yes
Thüringen Zoomers STRONG


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.59265 del
>>59264
So the zoomer haircut is now "just fuck my shit up"? Is this another layer of irony or something


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.59266 del
>>59264
God they're all so ugly


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.59267 del
>>59265
>>59266
well...
fr fr


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.59268 del
>>59266
unc ain't bussin


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.59269 del
>>59265
>>59266
uncs...


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.59270 del
>>59264
These mfs are straight bussin fr fr no cap on god


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.59271 del
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>>59264
I wonder if they could fix a flat.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.59272 del
>>59271
they run tubeless unc


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.59273 del
>>59272


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.59274 del
>>59272


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.59275 del
ffs, where is my .gif?


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.59276 del
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>>59273
>>59274


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.59277 del
>>59273
>>59274
unc please


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.59278 del
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>>59276
well, this will do


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.59279 del
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I looked up this Maus guy and his strava is very disappointing tsk


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.59280 del
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>>59277
I was already handshaking at 14.4k when you guys weren't even on some todo list.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.59281 del
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>>59262
>UAE Zoomers
>lookup
>...
Heimo FUGGER
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/heimo-fugger


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.59282 del
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What do I make of this youtube recommendation


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.59283 del
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>>59281
heh I noticed that guy and even typed out half a post trying to place a pun but then I read up on the Fuggers on wikipedia and lost track and half an hour later I tabbed back here and said thought fuck it
their last name was originally spelt Fucker, wild


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.59284 del
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>>59282
RUN!
>in Z2
>>59283
FUGG!


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.59285 del
>>59282
feeling a strangely strong desire to purchase gels


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.59286 del
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>>59282
>>59285
Now that I think about it, I should apply gel.


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.59287 del
gimme CLAMS


Bert 01/13/2026 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.59288 del
>>59286
Yeah, nah, pussy embedding shouldn't look like that.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.59289 del
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How much time in a given day do you spend gooning to cyclistas?


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.59290 del
>>59289
somewhere between two and six


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.59291 del
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If I ever build up the TT bike I've been thinking about I'll probably try these new 155 or 150mm cranks Sram just released, had no problems changing to 165's, only upsides


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.59292 del
>>59291
Surely there is a point where it stops being a good idea


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.59293 del
>>59292
When your knees irreversibly explode


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.59294 del
>>59253
Make sens


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.59295 del
So is remco winning any WT race this year is the question


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.59296 del
>>59292
Yeah but I think that's rider dependent and you need to experiment. 175-->165mm on my road bike has been great, so perhaps 150-155 would work on the TT bike with a much tighter hip angle.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.59297 del
>>59296
jonas did it and it didn't work for him. pogi did it and it worked for him.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.59298 del
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Does he have final stage cancer or something


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.59299 del
>>59297
Yeah everybody is different. I would certainly like it if I preferred longer cranks because everybody's selling their used 175mm cranks here and they are much cheaper than the shorter meme cranks because of that.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.59301 del
>>59300
ompoop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.59302 del
>>59299
yep man you can't sell long cranks for shit unless you're throwing them away for like 50 bucks, it took me months to sell 172.5 ultegra cranks last year
nobody wants that crap


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.59303 del
>>59298
He hates his life


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.59304 del
>Giro and Tour for Jonas Vingegaard thanks to a lesson from the Vuelta: "I'm pushing better wattages in my second Grand Tour"

What is this bullshit he had trouble with almeida on multiple stages


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.59305 del
>>59298
a panel of kwabs


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.59306 del
>>59304
they are just making shit up for interviews, everyone who paid attention knew that vingo looked mediocre in the vuelta but it doesn't matter because the LAB consoomer cattle eat it all up. Vingo could claim that he pushed numbers similar to pogacar at his best and the fans would be like damn 2026 will be lit 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
cycling fans at large don't ask questions


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.59307 del
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>>59304
Full hopium season


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.59308 del
>>59301
Hahaha!


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.59309 del
>>59307
It is actually silly to say.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.59310 del
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I sure know where this is going


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.59311 del
>>59310
Adjusting


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.59312 del
>>59310
Puffy cl... oh you mean del toro will turn shit, heh


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.59313 del
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>>59289
Not enough


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.59314 del
9°C with sunshine outside. Let's call this early heat training.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.59315 del
>>59314
Everyday is heattraining if you wear enough clothes


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.59316 del
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A week of writing down what I eat and drink is behind me and the results are grim.
On average, my RDI is:
>60% protein
>120% carbs if I drink sweeted drinks
>80% carbs if I don't
>100% fats
>60% fiber
>100% calories if i dont ride
>70% calories if i do ride
keep in mind it might be inaccurate
and all this doesn't take into account the goal is set to lower weight by (that makes the numbers worse, like 15% extra worse)

thanks for setting me up on better track berts, i will definitely improve all of this in the coming weeks


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.59317 del
>>59316
Never be on deficit without enough protein.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.59318 del
>>59315
Yes, but that means I do CX skiing while only wearing a t-shirt


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.59319 del
>>59316
Well good that you did this then! Hoping that when you increase your energy and protein and carb intake you will see better training outcomes and less sickness and tiredness.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.59320 del
>>59316
more burger


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.59321 del
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>>59316
the böhmerwald rampas won't know what hit them 2026 will be lit


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.59322 del
>>59316
how do you function with 30% calorie deficit


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.59323 del
>>59322
well his body wasn't recovering well and at times even outright refused to perform so not very well I would say


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.59324 del
>>59323
but even outside of the cycling efforts, like working, thinking, moving around
aren't you low energy all the time


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.59325 del
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>>59322
i look like this and do this


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.59326 del
>>59325
pain and suffering status is clear but how's the energy level status


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.59327 del
when you take velogoomblin seriously. we really need to up our games.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WRZMm8O8_Wc [Embed]


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.59328 del
>>59326
Honestly it feels like an engaged handbrake
Nothing hurts, legs feel fine, breathing is easy, HR is low, no excessive sweating but suddenly you JUST can't really score watts anymore


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.59329 del
>>59327
these 30+ hour probabilitymaxxed research teams still lose to one honest guy that pays a bit of attention vibe picking what he feels is best, the researchers are getting bell curved


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.59330 del
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all that autism to come to the conclusion that sprints are won by the same 3 riders and they don't get GC points like the others
our polish datamonger would never come with this weak shit


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.59331 del
>>59330
Dude probably works for some shitty consulting company


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.59332 del
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>Yates' decision came completely unexpectedly. Not only for us, but I also understand within the team. [...] I was told that he was also completely unreachable for a while to arrange matters. And out of the blue, also for the team, he said he was going to stop.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.59333 del
>>59332
they even had his race program set in stone


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.59334 del
>>59332
apparantly he chuted in training, which is why he has bandages all over on the team kit pictures and decided to fuck off after vingegaard said he would do the giro


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.59335 del
>>59327
>>59330
>teehee i'm such a big fat data nerd look at my big fancy plots with soience!
>.groupby()


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.59336 del
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getting tired of this muppet


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.59337 del
>>59336
>Visma-LAB, Jonas and Wout are in a downward spiral, whether you like it or not, the KWAB becomes bigger every day
Yes, I agree


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.59338 del
>>59336
sponsors blasting more money than ever into the sport but somehow his team is struggling big time huh


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.59339 del
AAAAAAAAAAAA cycling is dying
the solution?
let the saudis give me 100m which we will divide over 20+ teams and organizers so we can increase the budgets by 3%


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.59340 del
>>59336
Dude must be dreaming of bombing ASO quarters every day of his life lmao.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.59341 del
Sumo is on, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.59342 del
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>>59338
>>59339
The tour de france is as popular as it as ever been in france, and in the world in general.


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.59343 del
>>59342
yes but his gripe is that they keep the money to themselves and don't shovel it into his pocket


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.59344 del
also don't forget, hide the sport behind increasingly expensive paywalls
my solution to this?
paywalls irl on the alpe d'huez


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:50 [Preview] No.59345 del
>>59343
His business model sucks, most of the teams are happy getting no money from the tour as long as the exposure for sponsors are so high


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.59346 del
shan't be p*ying to watch ciclismo


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.59347 del
>>59346
but how will jonas remodel his kitchen then?


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.59348 del
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Wise words


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.59349 del
>>59347
He can sell me his house in Annecy


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.59350 del
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>>59348
a good chunk of bertdom is 5-50 kg overweight so this does not count for whoever is among those


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.59351 del
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>>59350
I will just ignore what you just said


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.59352 del
>>59347
not my problem


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.59354 del
>>59348
>Ynr De Lie was in the 2025 TdF on a team with no GC ambitions
Another disaster for Breakfastchuds


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.59355 del
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>>59354
Forgot pic


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.59356 del
>>59355
is numerous top tens in the le tour an insignificant result? not to me


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.59357 del
>>59355
now post a not breakfast eating riders results
I'll wait


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:32 [Preview] No.59358 del
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>>59357
You can pinpoint where he got some food in him


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.59359 del
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>>59358
a friend recently sent me a clip of someone riding behind vpp and some other quickstepper and it looked concerning


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.59360 del
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hello darkness my old friend


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.59361 del
>>59360
>that many faahves
based and odd zone pilled


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.59362 del
>>59359
Adjusted


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.59363 del
>>59360
Based


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.59364 del
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buy a bianchi bert


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.59365 del
>>59364
I still can't belive they went for that and then double down on the climbing bike


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.59366 del
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>>59364
Mein Gott!


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.59367 del
>>59341
you need to create a site called sumogames, where users can pick a team they think make it to the final rounds. half of us would immediately start watching with the added gambling (for nothing than internet points) factor


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.59368 del
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>>59348
Based, the Ullrich approach to offseason


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.59370 del
>>59369
>sumo-api
oh god. also kek the list includes the weight of the sumo fighters. I'm really tempted to make a team the next time, just to test it out.
https://www.fantasysumo.net/database


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.59371 del
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>>59369
>>59370
One of those lads is 99 years old and (zonder photo)


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.59372 del
>>59371
sumoman has been doing this for ages and never bothered to clean up the database


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.59373 del
>>59371
some of these guys are already deceased unironically


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.59374 del
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>>59372
>>59373
would probably still get me more points than some of my velodrama choices to be honest (tbh)


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.59375 del
also the menu makes the clicking sound of clapping wood together...noice. veloman should implement something similar, like a bike bell
https://youtube.com/watch?v=seFHSuL0nsw [Embed]


Bert 01/14/2026 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.59376 del
eating a schnitzel tbh


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.59377 del
>>59376
For breakfast?


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.59378 del
For me it's some buttermilk loaf after an easy endurance session, time to carbload for tomorrow's key session


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.59380 del
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I won't translate this gibberish. dude needs to get reality checked rather sooner than later.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.59381 del
>Nibali vota Jonas: "Vingegaard vincerà e si innamorerà del Giro e dei tifosi"
yeah sure the fans will love someone who never pulls. maybe in south america.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.59382 del
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>>59380
Hey, I understood!

This guy meanwhile is not serious.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.59383 del
>>59382
AAAAAA


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.59384 del
>>59382
Might participate just to have something to goomble


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.59385 del
>>59382
my offseason goombling altitude camps will have paid off hopefully


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.59386 del
>>59382
can you hack into his .php?


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.59387 del
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Meanwhile the just retired Sheikh is blocking everyone on twitter. Surely this random person is telling the truth and 1+1=2


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.59389 del
https://biketerra.com/
hm


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.59390 del
>>59389
sounds like a more shitty version of rouvy


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.59391 del
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>>59389
>mfw getting dropped by the pacer bots


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.59392 del
>>59389
A couple of my boomer clubmates use this, don't really see the point at all


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.59393 del
>>59390
Looks like that one app that was acquired by wahoo or something and discontinued (RGT Cycling)
You are able to just upload a GPS and it will generate the scenery for you


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.59394 del
>>59393
Honestly it just baffles me why somebody would want to look at a virtual avatar and virtual world instead of watching a movie or a tv show or sports, but I guess people like different things


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.59395 del
>>59394
Very autistic post on multiple levels


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.59396 del
>>59394
it really baffles you that basically everyone prefers active entertainment in the form of something he can interact with instead of passively looking at thing to pass time?


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.59397 del
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>>59394
a very finnish post
normal people simply can't easily decouple pushing pedals from seeing something move forwards


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.59398 del
>>59394
I do the pacer rides on Zwift for my endurance rides. Just psychologically easier than watching TV.

But then again I'm not doing your 2, 4, 6-hour rides. The most I'll do on trainer is about 90 minutes.

So my little Whoop gadget estimated my vo2 max and the results are grim. Not quite grim enough to contemplate breakfast, however


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.59399 del
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>>59396
Well yeah because I just can't really see the entertainment factor in something like Zwift, it's just a meh looking virtual world where you see avatars riding. It's just really repulsive to me for some reason. With movies or tv series, I think of watching them as actually productive.
>>59397
Yeah I guess people just think differently
>>59398
What did you get for vo2max? Haven't looked at mine for a while but seems to have crept up a few points even if I haven't been doing any real big intensity yet.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.59400 del
>>59399
Just to reiterate: today I did 2.5h endurance and watched Passage to India, a film I had thought of watching for quite a while as I really like some other David Lean films (this one was good, not as good as Lawrence or Kwai or Dr Zhivago but good). So for 2.5h, I did some good aerobic exercise as well as watching a film on my watchlist. If I had instead played Zwift, I would have got the same exercise but instead would've just passively watched an autistic virtual world fly by, and I would not have seen the film. The first option seems like a much better use of my time, and time flies much faster when you have a nice film in front of you as opposed to seeing virtual avatars go up a hill.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.59401 del
>>59394
I like the routes and gradient change to ride without erg.
Just put on the radio and go


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.59402 del
>>59389
Would. If I raped. Prefer this late 90s aesthetic to any type of realism attempts.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.59403 del
>The Tour de l’Avenir – one of the most important races for young riders – will welcome more than just national teams this year. Commercial (development) teams are also welcome, as Marino Amadori indicated in an interview with Bici.Pro.

Lame


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.59404 del
>>59386
Easy enough to guess the URL from that picture: https://www.velogames.com/womens-warm-up-championship-2026.php


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.59405 del
>>59404
surely we don't play the womens warm up


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.59406 del
>>59405
No


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.59407 del
>>59405
Shan't be indulging is such degeneracy.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.59408 del
>>59406
>>59407
just wanted to make sure


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.59409 del
>>59404
I will participate for easy wins


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.59410 del
>>59404
>women


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.59411 del
So Torito did win the Giro after all


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.59412 del
>>59411
The always clean Mexican defeated by moto dopage. What a story


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.59413 del
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>>59411
Yes well


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.59414 del
Velogames is OPEN


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.59415 del
>>59389
please pay attention to the thread, we discussed this months ago


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.59416 del
>>59399
51, which now actually I'm thinking is not terrible with having some extra flab and a three month old

>>59413
1. Suspension always starts retroactively
2. You fucked up the data format but thank you for using the AMERICAN system


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.59417 del
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What if this is just the beginning and Visma goes down. All the suspicious retirements, heart attacks and murders. A certain someone's blood passport surfaces, another certain someone's doorbell gets found...


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.59418 del
velogames femmes avec zwift is now open. Neve Bradbury totally overpriced after her last shitty season. meanwhile gaia unrealini priced fairly at 12 points.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.59419 del
>>59418
they don't even do willunga hill


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.59420 del
>>59418
I don't care


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.59421 del
Gigante the descentlet is not on the startlist so I am assuming she is still kill after her broken f*mmur


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.59422 del
>>59421
I DON'T CARE


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.59423 del
>>59421
she's a full time zwifter now


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.59424 del
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>mz fighting my demons trying to rape after 2 months of rains and cold


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.59425 del
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>>59424
It's simple really
Just hop on the bike and do the needful


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.59426 del
>>59424
will always respect this guy for calling gaudu a faggot


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.59427 del
Sepp Kuss is my favourite wheelrunner, and it's not even close


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.59429 del
>>59428
should just embrace the 30/30s instead of whatever this is


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.59430 del
>>59429
This is just peak mental kwabing


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.59431 del
does the same league code work?


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.59432 del
why hasn't autismbert made a team yet? does he want to lose


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.59433 del
>Picnic PostNL team manager Iwan Spekenbrink: “We need a transfer system like in football.”

>According to the numbers I got, LIDL-Trek paid €1.2 million to NSN Cycling Team as a buyout for Derek Gee-West, while INEOS Grenadiers reportedly paid €6 million to Picnic-PostNL for Oscar Onley.

>The exact number about how much UAE got for Juan Ayuso is not known.
only 1.2 million for GWest?


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.59434 del
>>59433
>6 mills for fucking onley
>didn't want to pay 6 mills for memco
team is desperate


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.59435 del
some more from Picnic PostNL team manager Iwan Spekenbrink. He wants to make rider scouting and development his business model
>And when looking at those numbers and thinking about it all, the Picnic PostNL has a clear answer: "We need a transfer system like in football. In football, you can change teams, but you have to agree to a transfer fee. Now, too many games are being played in cycling, especially by agents. It's chaos.

>"Whether we like it or not, we need to have a system in place where if you have a contract, then there's also an agreed-upon fee. For that fee, you don't have to even negotiate; you can go. But if the fee isn't paid, the rider has to stay and respect the contract."

>“If you constantly build teams, and if you look at what we do, we're good at recruiting riders and at rider development. Two years ago, few people knew about Oscar. We have a way of finding talent, and we invest a lot in it.”

>“I am convinced professional cycling needs new, stringent rules to regulate rider trading and transfers. I want the UCI to act, just as I hope the UCI will act on race safety, governance, and the long-term future of professional cycling.”


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.59436 del
>>59435
This all started with cian and the stupid belgian law


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.59437 del
>>59434
bizarre that they didn't go for remco but it was the post brailsford era so good decision making was off the table


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.59438 del
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Oh shit, it's sumo tiem, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.59439 del
>>59431
it did last year


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:46 [Preview] No.59440 del
>>59437
brailsdope is back


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.59441 del
I truly admire gulashbert's sumo interest
I can watch almost any sport but sumo doesn't do anything for me

To be honest people probably feel the same about ciclismo though


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.59442 del
Rooting for the mongolian guy though


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.59443 del
>>59440
hence the onley acquirement


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.59444 del
>>59438
Your Oho pick didn't give you any points in sumogoomblin as discussed here
>>59369


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.59445 del
>>59441
It's an acquired taste. I acquired it from a Clobene.
But it is actually fun after one starts to tell apart the rasslers. And the techniques and whatnot.
Can admire the whole ritual aspect too. Gyojis have some cool drips and some of their gumbai painted really nice.

>>59442
You too?


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.59446 del
>>59444
Ah I haven't seen this comment: >>59367


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.59447 del
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>make e-race bike
>do the photoshoot on the muur
mhmmmmmmm
also how big is the market for something like this? e-mtb I fully understand, e-gravel maybe a little but this?


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.59448 del
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>>59370
There's a dude making these charts.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.59449 del
>>59448
now we're talking


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.59450 del
>>59448
wasn't aware that a lot of them are tall as well (for Asians, not Czrchs)


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.59451 del
>>59447
It's big, it's boomers wanting to keep riding with the group at 70


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.59452 del
>>59450
Ichinojo was a mountain.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.59453 del
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all I know from sumo is from the baki manga


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.59454 del
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hmm


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.59455 del
>>59454
two hundred kilos pwoah


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.59456 del
>>59453
>1
Then put back all the fat.
>2
Looking like prime perverts.

>>59455
Legs of an elephant.
Kaisei was Euro tho. Well, Brazilian.


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.59457 del
>>59432
I do NOT care!!!!!!!!!


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.59458 del
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>>59428


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.59459 del
>>59458
>sub hour
baste


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.59460 del
>>59458
4W/kg soon


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.59461 del
>>59458
Nice


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.59462 del
>>59458
How does it feel to be utterly kwakked by my cousin's wife


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.59463 del
>>59462
what did he mean by this


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.59464 del
>>59462
Is she single?
>>59459
>>59460
>>59461
thx, it is more a mental exercise than physical tbh


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.59465 del
>>59458
I predict sub 50 by March 1st


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.59466 del
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2027 grand depart. First two stages are sprint stages, third is hilly. Looks boring tbqh


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.59467 del
>>59466
I've seen enough, slippy G will unretire for this tour


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.59468 del
Also I wouldn't call the norf flat and in liverpel there are some rampas they could do


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.59469 del
>>59466
basically 2014 again
Nibali will win


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.59470 del
scoring some BIG hikes this week in the rockies


Bert 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.59471 del
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>>59470
VERY cool


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.59472 del
Veloman fixed the jersey glitch btw


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.59473 del
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another young lad relegated to slavery F


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.59474 del
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>>59473
Let's be honest he's not that good to pretend anything else


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.59475 del
>>59474
why not, he was 22 and can still improve
keep in mind he rode for a super jobber team


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.59476 del
not a single mountain stage in the tirreno
instead they have a bunch of hilly stages to attract classics riders


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.59477 del
>>59475
Sure but being second lieutenant to jonas is not really such a terrible thing. Dude is going to pull twice and then he can do his own race because jonas would have won already


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.59478 del
>>59477
Yeah I'm thinking 1 stage win at least


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.59479 del
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Kittaphat HOMKAJORN is your Thailandese junior ITT campeon
BIG talent Peerawat WITHIDPANITPHAN 2nd, Pachara SITTSUMPAN 3rd
Big disappointment from crowd favourite, Taweelappoonpol PHUMMIPHAT


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.59480 del
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SHOCKING results continue to come in from Thailand
SIRIRONNACHAI Sarawut, campeon from 2020, humbled, 5 minutes down on 7th spot
CHAWCHIANGKWANG Peerapol, campeon from last year, 23, 22 and 21, humiliated, 1:15 down
Athit POULARD is the new thailandese ITT campeon
BIG stuff


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.59481 del
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PIDCVCK's spring programme


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.59483 del
>>59482
what


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.59485 del
>>59482
even if this is UCI compliant, it will get banned immediately


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.59486 del
>>59482
>>59484
You may not like it but this is peak performance


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.59487 del
>>59486
>You may not like it
Indeed, this is reaching triath**n territory


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.59488 del
>>59487
Well tri*thletes are already much ahead of road cyclists in terms of sensible geometry for their TT bikes


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.59489 del
>Derek GEE-WEST


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.59490 del
So where is Derek Gee East


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.59491 del
What about Derek DUH-NORTH?


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.59492 del
>>59482
>>59484
e-bike and it's consequences have been a desaster..


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.59493 del
>>59490
dirk geest, b. leuven.
not to be confused with diego gil soto, b. medellin


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.59494 del
>>59482
I've been staring at this for a few minutes and have no idea what it is


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.59495 del
>>59494
it served its purpose


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.59496 del
>>59494
a right shoe


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.59497 del
>>59496
Imagine trying to walk around in the cafe during your Saturday ride kek


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.59499 del
>>59490
Getting some good old dopage from Ostdeutschland.


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.59500 del
>>59498
this is just rohan dennis. someone should tell his parole officer pretty sure this violates his bond conditions


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.59501 del
>>59498
kuss is next luckily


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.59502 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/caroline-andersson
what the fuck is this pronunciation


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.59503 del
>>59502
Krlin Andeshon?


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.59504 del
>>59498
>wherever I go I must also roid
t. athlete


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.59505 del
>>59501
Sebb's blood is clean


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.59506 del
>>59482
looks like an ocarina


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.59507 del
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time for lt1 feast


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.59508 del
>>59507
excellent choice I also did some lt1 albeit outside of coursh


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.59509 del
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>>59507
For me it was riding outside. No rain but a LOT of wind. Finished it off with some flangipane (half frangipane, half flan) and some local wild beer. Life is good


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.59510 del
>>59509
That's burnt, Bert


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.59511 del
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Sumo in 30, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Moroho


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.59512 del
are SEPP a squeaky clean


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.59513 del
>>59512
given how weak he is now that's probably true
for the moment at least


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.59515 del
>>59502
When I try to do that Swedish r I feel like I'm inducing a barf.


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.59516 del
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sounds coming in when pushing right pedal
will investigate


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.59517 del
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>>59516


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.59518 del
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>>59516
re-mounted the trainer, moved the trainer a bit and it stopped


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.59519 del
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>>59518


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.59520 del
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Which brings me to a paypig dilema.
I am considering buying the Zwift Ride for next winter. Not because i want it, not because i need it, but at least I would be demolishing, sweating and sharting on a sort of disposable machine, not my real bike.


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.59521 del
>>59520
if you have the space for it why not


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.59522 del
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>>59520
for me it was a bit of everything
very hungry now


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.59523 del
>>59520
at that point just get an erg r*wing machine


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.59524 del
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>>59521
i would be demounting it every time like i do now
it's only a matter of finding a wall hanger that fits two bikes
>>59522
outside?


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.59525 del
>>59509
perfection


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.59526 del
>>59524
inside, I'm full time rapist till like february


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.59527 del
>>59524
its quite a bit bulkier and heavier than a normal frame idk about dismounting it all the time


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.59528 del
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>>59526
impressive duration then!


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.59529 del
>>59527
that's an understatement, I saw one today at a bike fair and it's 25kg


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.59530 del
>>59527
>25.5kg
what the fuck
>max rider height
<198 cm
it's over


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.59531 del
>>59529
lel I thought that it was 25 kg with the trainer, oh boy
>>59530
I know some guys who built up a dedicated rape frame with the bare necessities from china/used which is a lot cheaper and slimmer than a zwift ride but china doesn't even make frames in your size idk how the used market looks


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.59532 del
>>59531
I'd look at some corona era used bike from popular brands
pretty sure you can get some nice deals


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.59533 del
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>>59531
>>59532
Yeah just get a used bike or build one cheap. I use my old beat up frame and bought a used mechanical 105 gruppo for peanuts as well as a 20e rim brake front wheel.
I renovated my rape dungeon btw, now I am looking at the boiler instead of the pipes. Seems like it worked as I feel fitter than ever.


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.59534 del
>>59533
cleaned the mat a little too I see


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.59535 del
>>59520
>>59522
Are you guys watching movies or just looking at your little zwift avatar is enough?


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.59536 del
>>59535
I put on the radio and let my eyes glaze over, I'm barely sentient
I watch movies doing Z2 though


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.59537 del
>>59536
Crazy


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.59538 del
>>59535
zwift on one screen, youtube on second screen


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.59539 del
>>59537
suffermaxxing is good for mental resistance in daily life
nothing can touch me


Bert 01/16/2026 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.59540 del
>>59539
>r*ping to mindfulness


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.59542 del
i trust berts are ready for the real opening weekend this weekend


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.59543 del
16 velocoins for welsford, who at best may win 1 stage

comical values have started


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.59544 del
We live in australia


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.59545 del
The velodrama code from last year (in the OP) still works


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.59546 del
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STOP THE COUNT


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.59547 del
>>59520
Just get a cheap frame for just the trainer. I use the Zwift shifters, don't even have derailleurs or brakes set up.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.59548 del
>>59533
Does it need to be so deliberately grim


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.59549 del
>McLaren Vale
Memories of some real shit wine


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.59550 del
>>59548
Well no, I don't see it as grim
>>59534
Yeah new mat, new me. The old one was pretty gross heh


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.59551 del
Olav Goy got the Laporte disease


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.59552 del
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>Jonas Vingegaard: “Like Tadej Pogačar, I would also like to win one-day classics”
do they pay him to say this every 3 months? just ride them bro


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.59553 del
>>59552
What does trine think about this?


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.59554 del
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>20 goombledollars for brennan
the inflation is real


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.59555 del
Are the guys from the other site not playing.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.59556 del
Now I'm a burger, no thanks.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.59557 del
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is this the official name? sounds like some russian state police department


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.59558 del
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>>59557


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.59559 del
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>>59558
alternatively


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.59560 del
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>>59559
Rude.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.59561 del
Probably the most retarded take on the subject lmao
https://www.cyclingweekly.com/newsfeeds/should-the-uci-ban-worldtour-bikes-from-the-public-why-this-could-save-pro-cycling-in-the-long-run
>According to figures published by Domestique Cycling, the average Men’s WorldTour budget for 2026 has climbed to €33 million – a 4.5% increase on 2025 – while the median salary for a self-employed rider now sits at €350,000, up 5.6%. Domestique’s analysis, drawing on information from La Gazzetta dello Sport and newly released UCI (Union Cycliste Internationale) accounts, suggests total WorldTour spend will exceed €663 million next season, with the biggest teams nudging €45–50 million a year.
Dying sport btw


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.59562 del
>>59561
I love how he starts his argument with bringing up the aethos as an example when that's a 12k bike in itself, not bringing up the fact that it should in fact not cost that much.
Maybe he couldn't find a good example at all


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.59563 del
>>59562
His whole argument basically boils down to "my mate shouldn't be able to afford nice bikes because I can't"


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.59564 del
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He's right about one thing though, 90% of freds don't need more than some 105 endurance bike. But who cares if they decide to spend their hard earned pension on subsidizing pogi's salary?


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.59565 del
>>59563
yeah, there's plenty of "mid" price point bikes and frames that are pretty much endgame for the hobbyist
if the fredbeast want to spend money on something he doesn't need why even care
the thing is they should use that money to subsidize those consumer bike frames and take 1k off the price for those bikes
like cube sends race worthy bikes for 4k or something


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.59566 del
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>>59546
adjusting


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.59567 del
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>>59565
My problem with cube is that they're so ugly. Only their CX bike looks good


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.59568 del
>>59567
you can buy similar frames like this from CHYNA for like 500-600 euros
let the freds buy their bikes at 10k I'll keep doing that


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.59569 del
Lassie went all the way to Australia only to OTL the first stage


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Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.59571 del
>>59568
My alu defi is turning 10 years old this year, and 35k km


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.59572 del
>>59571
you are defi-ing the bike industry by not paypigging for new stuff


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.59573 del
>>59572
In a way I'm Plugge's worst enemy


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.59574 del
I saw Simon Yeish's giro bike yesterday, I had no idea dude rode a midget frame


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.59575 del
>>59574
He's like 1.7m or something


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.59576 del
>>59575
yeah but I'm also a manlet around his size and he rides a frame size even smaller than me
like xxs


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.59577 del
>>59573
what's your next crime? watching the tour de france for free? you monster!


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.59578 del
>>59577
This is probably the only race I pay for with my taxes


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.59579 del
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>>59577
heh, I've been watching RVV on the kwaremont for FREE for over a decade


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.59580 del
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>>59579
Why not got to the VIP zone bert, they have cheap beers I'm sure


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.59581 del
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>>59580
wouldn't even know how to get in there, all that shit is bought by banks and companies sending their turtle neck managers who never watch cycling


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.59582 del
Grug +benisdorm


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.59583 del
>>59582
Looks like I have a threshold session tomorrow !


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.59584 del
>>59581
Where do you go usually on the kwaremont?


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.59585 del
>>59584
right before the square at the end of the steep coobles


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.59586 del
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Alright I made a random team without looking at anything


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.59587 del
>>59586
Congratulation on the first psyop of the year


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.59588 del
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the fuck is this


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.59589 del
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Here is mine


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.59590 del
Pepijn gave up the fight early kek.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.59591 del
>>59586
Already the same tree-pointers, get-arry-here.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.59592 del
>city is called Norwood
bertcoded


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.59593 del
>The entry deadline is 08:00 CET (Central European Time) on Tuesday 20th
time to slack off for a bit longer


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.59594 del
brennan won't do shit will he


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.59595 del
>>59594
I didn't pick him just so I could pick more riders that won't do shit


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.59596 del
>>59594
Dude literally is the new sagan, he'll win 2-3 stages


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.59597 del
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>>59586
>>59589
Oh, we share a pick!
I should reconsider my pick...


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.59598 del
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>>59596


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.59599 del
>>59597
narvaez OUT


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.59600 del
>>59597
There is no way you don't pick dinham


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.59601 del
>>59599
Narvaez has NOT been training in south america ABORT


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.59602 del
>>59600
he's BUILT for this course


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.59603 del
>>59602
Also 4 pts for some reason


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.59604 del
>>59600
Literally who


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.59605 del
>>59603
veloman is generous for the warmup


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.59606 del
autismbert will get hung up on Bleddyn and not take Dinham


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.59607 del
>Not picking Welsford in Australia
The dude is a fraud elsewhere but goes super Saiyan on his home roads


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.59608 del
>>59606
Remember how he slowly choked away his podium position last year


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.59609 del
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>autismberts face when the dinham realization hits


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.59610 del
>>59607
nobody on Ineos is going super saiyan ever


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.59611 del
>>59610
Oh I forgot he was on ineos

Discarded

Who was their last sucessful sprinter, Scaleb like four years ago? Team probably can't do a lead out for shit


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.59612 del
>>59611
their last actual good sprinter was Cavendish
Viviani was good but he only really started winning worthwile stuff at quick step
Bent Turner is the closest they've come to someone decent in a long time


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.59613 del
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Can't wait for half the berts to pick Patrick EDDY only for him to score a grand total of 0 (zero) velopoints


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.59614 del
Psyops coming fast and furious this year


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.59615 del
Dinham, Eddy, Bleddyn, Porter quadrente is the way to go


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.59616 del
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french spy kwabbing our boys peerapong and peerapol


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.59617 del
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>>59616


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.59618 del
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Finding this velodrama pretty hard tbh


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.59619 del
>>59618
in this thread we pick jay vinestar


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.59620 del
>Everyone falling for the Bleddyn bait


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.59621 del
oh great, it's this gombling shit again


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.59622 del
>youtube recommending me a video about some open source Polish train simulator
hmmm, graphics looks a bit dated, but it can run on toasters. I should give it a try.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.59623 del
>>59619
I want to pick Jay but still unsure how he will fit into my team, last year I tried to bigbrain by not picking Narvaez and it was a stupid idea


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.59624 del
I ran out of ideas again
Probably a 30/30 or something


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.59625 del
>>59624
30/30s today, 2x30min threshold tomorrow


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.59626 del
>>59625
Tomorrow is a "rest day", going hiking a little bit probably, they are promising first sunny day in a fortnight


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.59627 del
>>59624
40/20


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.59628 del
>>59626
4x12 30/30 then


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.59629 del
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I am doing 2x10 30/30 and that's it


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.59630 del
>>59624
Just get a proper coach, 200-300 a month no big deal and you will actually progress


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No.59631 del
>>59630
>200-300 a month no big deal
We're not all trust fund babies bert


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.59632 del
>>59630
insane post


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.59633 del
>>59630
i already have a coach


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.59634 del
>>59630
>p*ying someone in monthly installments for them to tell you to rape


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.59635 del
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looks more deranged every season


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.59636 del
>>59635
Can't stand the guy


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.59637 del
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outside of brennan I couldn't name a single of these riders


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.59638 del
>>59637
>HUISING Menno
what the


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.59639 del
>>59637
Hey isn't that Marcel Kittel


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.59640 del
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remember when we thought this guy would ever amount to anything? There was another one whose name I can't even recall, complete kwab as well


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.59641 del
>>59640
his jobber friend fled to decathlon to do nothing either


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.59642 del
>>59641
I think that guy even said something along the lines of LAB being shit and holding him back or so. I don't remember details but I do remember making fun of him for that


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.59643 del
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very bad year
I don't think a single one of these made it


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.59644 del
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Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.59645 del
>>59644
now THIS is podracing


Bert Admin 01/17/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.59646 del
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Come on, Bert, sumo in 30!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.59647 del
>>59644
Gut


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.59648 del
>>59631
Well 200-300 per month for a hobby isn't that crazy - friends are paying similar amounts for crossfit, golf, tennis etc. Not cheap but not impossible for normal ~4000e wages.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 18:54 [Preview] No.59649 del
It's 17th of January and first race of the year already got Jonas's (vuelta al tachira)


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:12 [Preview] No.59650 del
>>59633
Well shouldn't they be prescribing your workouts?? What are you paying them for?


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.59651 del
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>>59650
>paying your coach
>in 2026


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.59652 del
>>59650
nothing


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.59653 del
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>mfw I make coach work overtime FOR FREE by having him rewrite the training plan 8 times a day
>constantly give new arbitrary input that I revoke 5 minutes later
>don't do a single session as prescribed either way
l o e l


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.59654 del
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>>59596
>pay for coach monthly
>pay for couch once
Z1 wins


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.59655 del
>>59648
It's still a lot of money, I think you need to come from a wealthy family to be able to spend 3k per year on a coach, regardless of your income. But again, I'm still riding my old alu bike because I can't justify upgrading, so maybe I'm on the other extreme


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.59657 del
>>59655
I earn good money and 300 euros a month for just the trainer and nothing else is a large sum of money for someone that's not retired.


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.59659 del
>>59635
squeeanderthal


Bert 01/17/2026 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.59660 del
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Le Tour Down Under OFFICIAL GC /bet/

>Narvaez 2.25
>Black 7
>Vine 7
>Eetvelt 9
>Yatesi 10
>Brennan 13
>Romo 15
>Buitrago 15
>Plapp 19
>O'Connor 34
>Strong 41
>Brenner 51
>Zambanini 67
>Schmid 81
>Proudhommie 101
...
>Harper 151
>Howson 251
>Bleddyn 401
>Novak 401


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.59661 del
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'this is the year [runner] finally breaks out and shows his true potential'


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.59662 del
>>59660
could've sworn I read that jay wants to take gc ..


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.59663 del
>>59660
You guys know Bertacek tweaks these odds or sometimes completely makes them up just to fuck with other Berts, right??


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.59664 del
>>59663
jokes on him I only read his posts when it's a watts or schnitzel


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.59665 del
>>59662
It's a free for all type of week for UAE


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.59666 del
>>59661
based dinhammer


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.59667 del
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season has begun


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.59668 del
>>59667
Fuck that's my team


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.59670 del
dinham is another psyop


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.59671 del
>>59667
Thanks for the info, picking Cepeda, Schmid, Kron and Charmig now


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.59672 del
i dont think hiking rest day is really a rest day
but it is absolutely lovely , borderline outdoor ciclismo weather


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.59673 del
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>>59660
>>59667
So my random 1 minute without looking at anything team is basically all these guys except Vine. I have seen enough, this year I will dominate as never before


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.59674 del
>>59673
Damn, you figured out narveaz and brennan were good picks?


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.59675 del
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>>59674
Yes


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.59676 del
Tom Donnenwirth (secret pick)


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.59677 del
I have a secret pick that will surely work out


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.59678 del
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd1qQYx-BOk

Remember this haha. Time to humiliate some clowns again


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.59679 del
I'm not usually a pro women stuff but the fact that they don't eve' do 1h CX is ridiculous


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.59680 del
>>59678
I wonder who won that race


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.59681 del
>>59678
Holy watt supremacy


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.59682 del
The Hag rides away. No one follows.

>>59680
A certain fraud zonder saddle?


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.59683 del
>>59682
crazy how hag choked every jersey this year and won everything else


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.59684 del
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Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.59685 del
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>>59684
I'm doing my part


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.59686 del
>>59685
what is it with the bean question? avoiding flatulence?


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.59687 del
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>>59685
>no eggs


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.59688 del
>here is your winter sport bro
>aaahhh why can we not get accepted at the winter olympics I am going insaaaane


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.59689 del
>Weekly deep clean of equipment, scrubbing with brushes and soap, soaking in white vinegar to clean any scale or mold
No, not my bottles. Baby's humidifier.

I can only assume my bidons are fine (they are black)


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.59690 del
>spectators in t-shirts
no wonder, this doesn't count as winter sports


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.59691 del
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Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.59692 del
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kevin kuhn chute comicale


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.59693 del
felipe suffering


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.59694 del
why is vermeersch getting a haircut on the course


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.59695 del
What the hell was that random shot of Gianni Vermeersch in some sort of cuck chair


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.59696 del
>bike change for the canyon ads
they should pay him even more


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.59697 del
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strong showing of the Spanish riders. Nys from Spanish Netherlands and Orts completing the podium.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.59698 del
Great race from Ron Haar again


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.59699 del
>>59698
beat the american champ and that's all that matters


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.59700 del
>>59699
Rent free


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.59701 del
>>59700
hopefully because he ain't earning enough from today


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.59702 del
1800 calories, unkown eggs
Not much of a rest day but it was worth
Even rode a train


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.59703 del
>Mathieu van der Poel reflects on his debut in Omloop Het Nieuwsblad
end of career decision, RIP


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.59704 del
>tree czech'em skiers kwabed in Styria
F


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.59705 del
>>59704
>Avalanche warning of highest magnitude
>Bohemian kings go skialping anyway
A very czechesque death to be honest


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.59706 del
>>59704
jesus, there's been like 15 deaths or something this season


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.59707 del
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La Vuelta Ciclista al Tachira finishes on a velodrome


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.59708 del
a runner won


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.59709 del
>>59672
I also went hiking, conditions were questionable at times but weather was beautiful


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.59710 del
>>59705
Here it's anglos doing this incredible manouvre


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.59711 del
>>59704
What the fuck were they doing in Syria


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.59712 del
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lol


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.59713 del
>>59712
does he actually stick with these teams or is it just bait for his viewers


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.59714 del
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Sumo in 15! Day 8, we are halfway through the tournament!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.59715 del
>>59711
Skiing


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.59716 del
>>59712
my team looks like this and I pick like this


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.59717 del
>>59713
He's actually really mediocre. Or at least I feel like he has some good analysis into recent results and actually digs thru the 6 and 4 pointers but then totally destroys his team forcing a bunch of overpriced British riders into it


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.59718 del
>>59712
BleddynGOD


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.59719 del
>>59704
I don't like using the term "kwab" for people dying.

Finishing second to Neilson Powless when you have two teammates leading you out, sure. Tragically dying in an avalanche, no.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.59720 del
>>59712
>anglo bias
lmao


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.59721 del
harry sweeny


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.59722 del
buitrago always performs in january/february races, mandatory pick if I've ever seen one


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.59723 del
>>59722
Dude just spent 3 months at 2000m and far away from WADA


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.59724 del
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Ok, fuck it. Locked in, shan't be psyoped.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.59725 del
>>59722
south americans coming from south america are always a mandatory pick


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.59726 del
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decided to channel my inner bertrand and picked some random heinous meme workout the do today


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.59727 del
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these guys make some nice looking steel is real bikes but good lord all their bikes are like 8k+


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.59728 del
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>>59727
>steel rage bait


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.59729 del
>>59726
>zones faahve and seben
gigabaste


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.59731 del
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>>59730
>thin tubes
>comically fat ass derailleurs
I gladly bite


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.59732 del
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>>59726
I have a friend that has been doing nothing but 5 hours of zwift every week for years now and the workout he's doing are always so fucking random


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.59733 del
>>59732
if it's just for exercise it seems fine I think, probably comparable to a run the average joe does


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.59734 del
>>59733
Oh the dude is in great shape, like 4+ w/kg but I wonder how he doesn't go insane from only r*ping. I guess the meme workouts do help with that.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.59735 del
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I mean, look at that


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.59736 del
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>>59730
Hm, dig the paint. Could be a little more of black and the red could be a bit more red.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.59737 del
>>59735
a few more repeats and I'd do this one


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.59738 del
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Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.59739 del
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>>59738
uh
what?


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.59740 del
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I know someone posted the shoes but did anyone post this already? I saw this thing friday and still have no idea what it is


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.59741 del
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>>59740
just a concept bike for attention, brands do that sometimes


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.59742 del
>>59740
who even watches triathlon


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.59743 del
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Also Rose branded chinese ridleys

thank you for coming to my ted talk


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.59744 del
Bart BUIJK back in action tomorrow at the prestigious Pune Grand Tour. No less than 28 teams are participating. I expect a literal shit show.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.59745 del
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pune grand tour in India featuring the universe cycling rapists and a german club team for some reason
4 very short stages, wouldn't want runners to spend any more time in India than absolutely necessary


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.59747 del
>>59745
ANOTHER Bennett? And Opa Becker certainly going with the Big B Brand.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.59750 del
>>59744
Probably not even in the top 10 rapists in the startlist


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.59751 del
>>59745
Jeets only sending 10 riders to this battle royal
Who is organizing this race


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.59752 del
>>59747
What do you mean, another? The great Stefan BENNETT has been THE protagonist of many a carribean race. Please start paying at least some attention to the sport.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.59753 del
>>59745
those Czech riders for the Philipp's 9/11 team have some peculiar names. but let's root for ROQUE our-king


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.59754 del
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philippino runners all have sudaca sounding names what's up with that


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.59755 del
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>>59745
>EuroCyclingTrips
What's that, Swinger Cruises?


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.59756 del
>>59754
Spanish colony


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.59757 del
>>59754
The same reason why there is bunch of DIJKSTRA in Indonesia football team.
>>59752
Excuse me, I was too focused on the legendary OWSIAN going up.


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.59758 del
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>>59756
how come Batavian riders besides Bert van Aert don't have Dutch names then?


Bert 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.59759 del
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I fear my boy Muradjan KHALMURATOV has finally retired


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.59760 del
RUEGG doing what POWLESS did, but vs UAE cyclistas


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.59761 del
>>59745
>quaedvlieg
>wijfje


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.59762 del
Big trein crash in Spain


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.59763 del
>>59762
>new Italian and Spanish treins chuting on straight track that was just recently renovated
sounds like one of those mass chutes on safeR approved sprints on massive roads.


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.59764 del
>>59762
Two high speed going head to head sound devastating


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.59766 del
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We live in India


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.59767 del
we live in India sirs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J3z8xGobNjg [Embed]


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.59768 del
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lol


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.59769 del
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jeets are so obsessed being a future super power


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.59770 del
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this is comedy gold


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.59771 del
>>59769
>>59770
saars?


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.59772 del
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Hey I know this studio


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.59773 del
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did you know that the overall winner is the rider with the lowest total time? mind breaking concept.


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.59774 del
>>59769
Can't even clean the shit off the side of the road and they make this saarcore


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.59775 del
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I can't understand what she's saying


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.59776 del
Just tuned in, how is there only under 50 people watching this comedy gold


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.59777 del
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Imagine the watts


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.59778 del
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dude rides on a rim brake bike. at least it's an saar-works.


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.59779 del
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why is there some strange obscure czech meme in the catalog? have a look at it before I nuke it before treinbert starts complaining.


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.59780 del
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>the collarbone collector of Pune


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.59781 del
>>59779
Top kek


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.59782 del
I don't know, I feel before our boy Bart BUIJK gets to her, it might be too late


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.59783 del
did they ever bother to show the actual race?


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.59784 del
please pay attention, we're past 900 posts in this thread. there will be a new thread in the near future.


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.59785 del
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uci legal handlebar width?


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.59786 del
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Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.59787 del
Why is nobody shitting in the streets?


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.59788 del
>>59787
they couldn't afford Dumoulin as special guest


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.59789 del
Cunts reign supreme


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.59790 del
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>>59780
>Dedicated District Collector


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.59791 del
Remco to UAE


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.59792 del
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great
adjusting


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.59793 del
>>59762
Any comment from our resident engineer?


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.59794 del
>>59793
They took him in for questioning


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.59795 del
let's see. 2 DNS. of course the German and Austrian rider couldn't help themselves and probably ate and drake something local instead of relying on gels and their team cooks only.
>18 Sainbayar Jambaljamts +0:27
>63 Fast Oleg +0:54
>153 Buijk Bart +1:46


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.59796 del
We live in El Salvador with they're women


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.59797 del
relaxing in some natural hot springs
do they have any of that in y*rop?


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.59798 del
nice roads in el salvador


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.59799 del
>>59797
there are famous spas all over Europe where the upper class gathered. the famous spa in Belgium is in Spa for example.


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.59800 del
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happy birthday grug


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.59801 del
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based pat on the move securing some oil dollars before his demise


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.59802 del
>>59800
>love life with you


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.59803 del
>>59800
>using a pic from ground zero as happy birthday pick
someone call 911 now


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.59804 del
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UAE tour found a new jebel to ride up

>The final climb is approximately 15 km long: the first part averages 7% up to the first summit, followed by 6 km at an average gradient of 12%.

total remco death


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.59805 del
>>59802
honesty is important, me personally I would also love life with a millionaire significant other


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.59806 del
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>>59804


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.59807 del
>>59806
remco will get kwabbed hard on this one


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.59808 del
>>59807
redbull will ship memco back to quickstep by the end of march


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.59809 del
>>59807
real question is will del taco heem vingegaard


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.59810 del
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I have a feeling we are in for another "Pain of the Rape" episode. Whatever, you have to go low to go high.


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.59811 del
>>59810
breakfast digested?


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.59812 del
>>59810
the feeling of GAINS


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.59813 del
>>59810
I'm in that zone too but I had a brioche aux pralines on my way back home so now I have to rape


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:23 [Preview] No.59814 del
>>59811
-800 calories and -80 carbs yesterday from the MEDIUM hiking
probably should have drank some of that placebo post-workout drink or something


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.59815 del
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>>59814
it's already over but good luck


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.59816 del
>>59814
lack of carbs on the """recovery""" day may just do us in
praying for your gains


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.59817 del
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>>59813
Legs are dead, maybe I should take it easy this week


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.59818 del
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Oh shit, Bert, sumo is already rolling!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.59819 del
Schizo attempting to enter a team.
Malawibernd there is another new team, yours?


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.59820 del
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>>59819
yes


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.59821 del
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Watched Jafar Panahi's It Was Just an Accident, great movie


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.59822 del
>>59821
I'm glad my hard earned taxes are put to good use


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.59824 del
picked jay vinestar, fuck it he's basically our patron saint
team looks like ass now if brennan wins 4 sprints


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.59825 del
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while we debate velogames some journos and other "people" debate the existence of the TDU because of the extreme HEAT that January brings to Australia. Won't somebody think of the riders


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.59826 del
>>59825
I checked some stravas and there's some guys that have been there less than a week so beware


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.59827 del
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Short but intense meme


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.59828 del
>>59826
checked the weather and it all seems rather mild with 25-32°C at most for the entire TDU, don't know what the fuzz is all about I guess it's usually a lot hotter than this year


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.59830 del
>>59828
there's also some none australians that have been there since before christmas I found out
heat adjusted and ready


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.59831 del
My first team costs 138 velopoints


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.59832 del
>>59831
paypig mentality huh


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.59833 del
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same shit different season. Will I be capable of making the correct decision


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.59834 del
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I always fuck up the Warmup Championship. This year I am going to play it safe and set myself up for success.

So why did the first iteration of my team have six sprinters on it


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.59835 del
>>59834
I don't see nothing wrong with that. One can be fooled by all the hills but on half of the stages they are short and shallow climbs


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.59836 del
My team is absolutely garbage, this is unreal (it is real)


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.59837 del
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my team is pretty good and well thought out, I even have a rider that I like


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.59838 del
My team is maybe not a write off but I fully expect for it do backfire. It is ok.


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.59839 del
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this will be a disaster


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.59840 del
my team consists of a bunch of hired guns, lotta loyalty


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.59841 del
>>59835
Yes, but GC points (this is not a psyop)


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.59842 del
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We mustn't let autismbert take a commanding lead
As we speak I am in contact with the nederlandse spoorwegen trying to arrange a certain conductor to be stuck indefintely in one of the rarely used tunnels


Bert 01/19/2026 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.59843 del
Every time I look at my team, I wonder how you people are cobbling together such dogshit squads.


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.59844 del
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Well well well already bigly in the lead


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.59846 del
Irbek DEGHNOUCHE ABD EL OUADOUD is a big talent in the algerian pro peleton with many a pundits calling him the next Youcef REGUIGUI


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.59847 del
>>59806
better be a gravel goat track instead of a two-lane highway


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.59848 del
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mite b kino


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.59849 del
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Oh nonono


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.59850 del
>>59849
Could still be cheaper than the average californian grape juice


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.59851 del
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Berts with stock jerseys will be disqualified.


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.59852 del
It begins... 9 months of goombling


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.59853 del
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>>59852
Let's go


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.59854 del
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>>59853
Strong might have been a mistake


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Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.59856 del
2 intermediate times in a 3km prologue is comical


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.59857 del
Holy shit BRENNER. It was largely him or PITHIE for me.


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.59858 del
Let's gooo watson my son


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.59859 del
Total brennan death


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.59860 del
Marco Brennan faster than Matthew Brenner hmmm


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.59861 del
>>59860
they brennt all their matches by TP1


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.59862 del
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>>59855
For some reason I totally forgot about Pithie, hopefully it won't cost me too much


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.59863 del
we also live in India sirs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0yJHOvQFtpo [Embed]


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.59865 del
so what are you thinking about the new ITT helmets?


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.59866 del
>>59862
He was shit all year last year, and I really wanted to will him into existence via too many picks.
May just work out this TDU.


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.59867 del
>welsford is in shape
It's over


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.59868 del
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where's your brother adam?


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.59869 del
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big chute in India


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.59870 del
>>59868
There's a good chance you get poop on you if you chute there


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.59871 del
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>>59870
someone call the collector. I'm pretty sure the local hospital in Pune is as good as the one in Herentals


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.59872 del
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pcs rider not amused


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.59873 del
WATSON i wanted to pick, but 12 points for prolog is too much


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.59874 del
>>59873
Das rite.


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.59875 del
>>59873
He will also hopefully do well in sprints, we shall see


Bert 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.59876 del
NEW THREAD:
>>59864
>>59864
>>59864


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