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/cyc/ - general Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No. 57860
Happy new year edition

>CX races
22.12 X2O Trofee Hofstade - Plage Cross C2
23.12 Superprestige Heusden-Zolder C1
26.12 UCI World Cup Gavere CDM
28.12 UCI World Cup Dendermonde CDM
29.12 X2O Trofee Loenhout - Azencross C1
30.12 Superprestige Diegem C1
01.01 X2O Trofee Baal - GP Sven Nys C1
02.01 Exact Cross Mol - Zilvermeercross C2
03.01 Superprestige Gullegem C2
04.01 UCI World Cup Zonhoven CDM

>Upcoming road races
17.01 - 19.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.WWT
18.01 Women Cycling Pro Costa De Almería 1.1 WE
20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
23.01 Classica Camp de Morvedre 1.1
24.01 Gran Premio Castellón - Ruta de la Cerámica 1.1
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>56856 (cross-thread)


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.57861 del
hoping for a kino all out attack on the hill


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.57862 del
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full thread caught us all off guard


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.57863 del
nice nys, but it'll have cost him too much
still good that he tried


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.57864 del
they are all completely cooked


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.57865 del
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great race, Diegem always delivers


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.57866 del
meanwhile sauzen chuter went from last to 6th
also impressive


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.57867 del
imagine the amount of pain in his back


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.57868 del
what happen bros I couldn't watch because sweeck dood


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.57869 del
>>57868
first del grosso messed up and had to run a hill then nys chuted hard in the sand pit and that cost him the race


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.57871 del
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haha


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.57872 del
I found ben ass key in the list. Dude used to be in the world tour for fdj but noone noticed that he's a simple club racer like some of our berts


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.57873 del
>>57872
I don't think Benald Askey went pro. His older brother did.


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.57874 del
>>57873
Ah yes, those are brothers lol. Lewis is moving to NSN


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.57875 del
In memoriam for all the Berts trapped in the other thread


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.57876 del
>>57875
out with it how long did you sit in there this time


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.57877 del
>>57876
Well I was watching the race on replay and immediately thought it was odd no one commented on winner


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.57878 del
continuous shitposting so as not to be caught unawares is undefeated


Bert 12/30/2025 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.57879 del
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>>57862


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.57880 del
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So berts, year is almost over. How do the totals stack up? I increased my bike hours by 40h, pretty decent. Probably next year is going to be worse with kid number 2 coming in May.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.57881 del
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>>57880
don't have a powermeter for outside so my egg count is unfortunately not accurate
very happy with what I did this year
next year I think I'll try to go full gravel volumemax because I'm tired of cagers


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.57882 del
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>>57880
Probably 50h of commute missing, but not much more. Power still improving so won't complaint but way too many stops during the year for work/wife


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.57883 del
>>57881
Very good! Out of curiosity, why don't you have a power meter? Good Quarqs cost 250-300 on Kleinanzeigen and dual sided Faveros are not much more
>>57882
Still cracked 5000km, nice


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.57884 del
Iberians love the Froomedawg


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.57885 del
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>>57883
I don't get why I would need it, It's an expensive piece of equipment.
I can tell more or less what zone I'm riding in via my HR and I do the same routes and hills all year since Belgium ain't that big. Not like I have any 40 minute climbs near me.
I barely do long efforts at all outside of the viner.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.57886 del
>>57885
also I don't want to look at noombers all summer obsessing just wanna enjoy, the winter is already bad enough


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.57887 del
>>57885
Well I suppose you're right re: not obsessing over numbers, for me it's very hard to know zones or power by HR since it varies so much. Like my LT1 HR when fresh and doing 260-270W is 145-150 but if I have done harder efforts the day before for the same wattage my HR is barely 140, even if the perceived effort is higher.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.57888 del
>>57886
sir, please participate in the dick measuring contest (I didn't)


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.57889 del
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>>57887
I don't take it that seriously, I don't race (only dropping friends on group rides)
as long as I gain watts by the end of the year and can do the big rides that I want to do I'm happy
ofcourse indoor I need to care a little because otherwise I suffer for nothing


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.57890 del
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Oh there's a new thread


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.57891 del
comicale to cite the end of the last thread


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.57892 del
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Very bad year to be honest.
My cope is the summer really was shit. Out of the 8 weeks, it was 2 weeks 35 degrees average and 6 weeks of evening monsoom rains.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.57893 del
>>57892
2022 bertacek phwoaaar that was a rider


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.57894 del
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last day for memco where he has to wear a quick step jersey


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.57895 del
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look at this knee grow


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.57896 del
>>57892
Well at least your average ascent has grown steadily if nothing else


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.57897 del
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Also I just checked and I raped for nearly 400h this year, only 210h outdoors. And I think I lubed my indoor chain like five times.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.57898 del
>>57897
Im thinken of buying Zwift Ride for the next winter to be honest (to be honest), just so BIG WATTS scored during rape don't damage my actual bike.
Will have to figure out how to store two "bikes" first in me winter house.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.57899 del
>>57898
I think you'd be better off just buying a cheap steel or alu frame tbh
isn't it 1k for the zwift frame


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.57900 del
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I am sick btw. Have been coofing all night. But I am still going to work because I am no Bertacek


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.57901 del
>>57899
it's only like 700


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.57902 del
>>57898
That's a good idea tbh. And much nicer to be able to ride outside right away if the weather clears without having to put on the wheel etc.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.57903 del
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Stupid forum with randomly changing my flag again. With my regular one I would have been able to bait him


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.57904 del
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They are trying a xc skiing format that is about as stupid as the grid format on the tour a few years back


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.57905 del
>>57903
I put the wheel back on after each session to be honest


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.57906 del
>>57905
Amazing, 60 days since last outdoor ride and the man is still hopeful every day


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>>57905
Thank you for the (You) at least


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>>57906
Yes, well, the real reason is the bike would tumble to one side if I didn't


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.57909 del
>>57908
I mean the other option is just leaving the bike on the rape machine


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.57910 del
Alex EDMONDSON retires! Oh no!


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.57911 del
>>57909
Not really as I rape against the PC. As you know moving the trainer with the bike on it is not really convenient nor is it a good idea I think.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.57912 del
>>57909
please pay attention, bertacek's winter home is a one room shack


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.57913 del
>>57911
>>57912
Ah okay. I oftentimes forget how people haven't optimized their homes for raping.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.57914 del
>>57913
a small windowless shed actually is the optimal rape shack Though


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.57915 del
>>57913
I am not austrian


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.57916 del
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years ago berts were able to sneak a pic of the man himself


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.57917 del
>>57913
aint got no space for all that


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.57918 del
>>57900
always over for someone
since it stopped being me now it seems to be you


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.57919 del
>>57914
>>57915
>>57917
I tried a windowless shack for raping, we have this small 2m x 3m sized shack on our backyard. Didn't like it for raping, the floor was a bit uneven and the co2 buildup wasn't fun. Had it renovated as a home gym instead, but nothing beats the garage/boiler room for rapes.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.57920 del
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>>57916
now that very same individual looks like this
feel old yet?


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.57921 del
>>57920
saddlebag size checks out


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.57922 del
>>57919
I like to bring me viner out onto the balcony, it's comfy to rape outdoors


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.57923 del
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>>57918
Not coofing blood though. That was really Not Normal


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.57924 del
>>57922
Yeah a couple of my clubmates who live in apartments do that as well. Good for cooling in the winter as well I suppose


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.57925 del
>>57923
it took several days for that to manifest so it might still happen to you
today there was almost ZERO blood in my phlegm so I'm pretty much BACK


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.57926 del
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Big Marca article about dopage today.

In other news, today Marca announced Pogi as their sportsman of the year.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.57927 del
>>57926
ahem
fuck chris froome
sky MERDA


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.57928 del
Carlos CANAL in top 12, i cannot believe it


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.57929 del
>>57926
>froomedawg
uh oh


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.57930 del
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>>57926
le dopage !


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.57931 del
>>57930
>guillaume martin.jpg


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.57932 del
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>>57926
jaja, Ulle war sauber!


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.57933 del
there could be an award for Best New Squeaker of the Year


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.57934 del
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last one of the year for me
everybert enjoy your evening, enjoy your vinos, your duvels, your irish whiskeys and ofcourse your eggs


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.57935 del
>>57934
good evening my dear bertrand


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.57936 del
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>>57935
not bertrand, flag just wonky


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.57937 del
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>>57936
>mfw not knowing whose belgian


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.57938 del
>>57934
>>57936
Enjoy yourself as well Bert, with whatever acidic concoction you choose.


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.57939 del
Hyvää uutta vuotta my Bërtts


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.57940 del
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>>57932


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.57941 del
>>57930
>hugr upper body, increasing both weight and aerodynamic drag
>cape that creates huge aerodynamic drag
idk, makes sense to me


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 16:53 [Preview] No.57942 del
>>57941
>t. went for a couple r*ns and my feet hurt a year later


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.57943 del
>W3ut


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.57944 del
>>57943
<two (2) spots above r5mcoid
holy moral victory


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.57945 del
Ok, have a dinner in me, now it is time for a nap, don't really fancy going out and drinking but if it keeps snowing the ambiance will be too nice to sit out.
I have a lambrusco stashed and time to get something more.

>please let matje be 1 and pogicaca 2


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.57946 del
Happy New Year, Bert!


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.57947 del
>>57946
happy new year boss!


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.57948 del
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>>57946
happy new year to you and everyone else


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.57949 del
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>>57946


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.57950 del
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>>57946


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.57951 del
Grug made it closer than I expected


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 19:58 [Preview] No.57952 del
>>57946
did I miss something or why am I still stuck in 2025?


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.57953 del
>>57952
Skill issue


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.57954 del
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Anyway, happy something, Bertfriends and Friendberts


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.57955 del
barely 4500km this year
probably spent more time friendposting with the berts than scoring eggs


Bert 12/31/2025 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.57956 del
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Bertchan deded for a moment.
Happy New Year, many whatsh, egsh and bunda gerfrendsh me Bertsh.


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.57957 del
>>57956
Szczczęśliwego Nowego Bęrteczątko


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.57958 del
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Enjoying my last vin of the year. Going to do dry January to jumpstart my 2026 fitness.

Goal for the year is 3.5 W/Kg FTP and finally doing a 100 mile (161km) ride.


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20


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.57961 del
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Now this is a proper gregario goodby.


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.57963 del
Good morning remkings, this is our year


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.57965 del
do any team signed Gee officially yet?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.57966 del
>>57965
Team Gaza


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lidl tridente vs bora tridente hype


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.57968 del
>>57967
barely recognized cosnefroy


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.57969 del
how will Thibau disappoint his dad at the GP Sven Nys today?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.57970 del
good fucking morning and welcome to the best year of our lives


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.57971 del
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this guy can literally never be good in the first part of the year


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.57972 del
>>57971
I wonder how you make ligament damage while biking. Surely the guy didn't go skiing while on a million euro contract


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.57973 del
>>57972
all he's been doing is playing tennis and pickleball in morroco


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.57974 del
actually he was on training camp before it happened, probably some retarded trainer with weird exercises
remember when visma broke some poor girls spine with meme weightlifting exercises


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.57975 del
>>57973
>pickleball
Yes well.
In my house we don't wait in lines to restaurants, eat kebabs or play pickleball, no exceptions.
For good reason as seen in exhibit A.


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.57976 del
>>57975
you will eat the kebobs


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.57977 del
Davide BOMBOI retires, cyc legend


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.57978 del
we live in BAAL, and it's raining


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hey it's the guy they named the race after


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.57980 del
>grey and 4 degree
Looks like the year will start with a r*pe


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.57981 del
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Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.57982 del
>>57980
for me it was weights, tomorrow we start the season with a big one


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.57983 del
>Jolanda Neff speaks fluent dutch
kinda based she's here


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.57984 del
>>57982
How the fuck did she managed to do it?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.57985 del
>>57982
mit deadlift?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.57986 del
>>57984
>"I don't speak it very well, I still have a lot to learn," she says modestly.

>Neff didn't attend night school or have a Flemish branch in her family, so how did she learn?

>"I enjoy watching matches with Flemish commentators. That's always good. I enjoy it more than with the Swiss, but don't tell the Swiss commentators that," she laughs.

meanwhile I can barely speak German anymore after learning it for years in high school


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.57987 del
>>57986
Impressive


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.57988 del
>>57977
Also Kobold GOOSSENS. Remember those two doped days in 2023


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.57989 del
>>57988
that guy became permacrocked
probably because the dopage, many such cases


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.57990 del
>The Spanish newspaper Marca is certain: Jonas Vingegaard will participate in this year's Giro d'Italia. The Dane has reportedly reached an agreement with RCS Sports, the Giro's organizer.

SNORE, hopefully the vuelta will deliver


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.57991 del
>>57990
Le'ts pray pog doesn't get paid by the prince of monaco to z2 his way through the vuelta


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.57992 del
>>57991
I think as long as the WC is far away and suits him he won't do the vuelta at all
so next year or the year after


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.57993 del
>>57986
come on, it's not like she's a French speaker. the common vocabulary for most part and similar sounds used in Dutch and Swiss dialects doesn't make it too hard to at least understand 50%+ of Dutch quickly if you put some effort to it. it's the weird spelling of vowels in Dutch compared to standard German where you have to learn the differences first. but I guess that's the same with Czech-Polish.


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.57994 del
brapstedt


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.57995 del
>>57979
i thought they named the guy after the race


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.57996 del
vermeersch in bora attire is grim


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.57997 del
Nys will have to commit sudoku after this heeming


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.57998 del
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hey I remember this course


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.57999 del
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reminder


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.58000 del
>>57998
kek


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.58001 del
phwoaar grug is so fucking strong


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.58002 del
son, I'm disappoint


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.58003 del
gwan emiel


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.58004 del
how often does grug get a passenger, it's a new years wonder


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.58005 del
OH NO NO NO


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.58006 del
GRUGBROS???????


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.58007 del
CHUTE EXTRABANALE


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.58008 del
Truly is so strange to see Bora jersey in CX


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.58009 del
grug smash


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.58010 del
merely a 4 second gap


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.58011 del
q36 penisrello still don't have kits to give to their riders?
pidcuck slurping up that budget


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.58012 del
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>>57998
>>57999
what a moment that was for big tree bros
better days


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.58013 del
Belgium in winter, very grim


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.58014 del
>>58011
how come pcs shows a near blank page for each q36 rider


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.58015 del
>>58013
You could leave out the "in winter"


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.58016 del
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New year, same punishment


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.58017 del
>>58016
Interesting how your HR barely increases during threshold


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.58018 del
>>58016
based rapist


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.58019 del
Premier tech stocks SOARING


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.58020 del
145 is pretty much zone 6 for certain whale-hearted posters


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.58021 del
>>58017
After a 4 day rest, 280 felt very easy tbqh


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.58022 del
>>58021
turn off the ERG and unleash yourself


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.58023 del
>>58022
how do you set the resistance on you're intervals bertman, slope function ?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.58024 del
>>58023
Without ERG I do routes on mywhoosh which has the jebels or other climbs similar to how zwift has the alpe etc, then I just hammer it on feel doing whatever intervals I enjoy from 20 min to 1h.
When I don't feel like doing that I use ERG and just adjust the intensity based on how the first minutes feel of the interval


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.58025 del
>>58022
Nah it's fine, this is mostly a race against boredom, not precise training interval


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.58026 del
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I am become paypig, destroyer of funds


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.58027 del
>>58026
why this of all things to paypig on may I ask?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.58028 del
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managed only sub 1 hour rode tsk what can you do eh nothing thats what eh


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.58029 del
>>58026
I don't even know what I'm looking at, you should've purchased something else


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.58030 del
>>58027
Christmas gift from my parents


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.58031 del
>>58030
isn't it subscription based?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.58032 del
>>58031
Comes with one year subscription


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.58033 del
>>58029
How does one watch cycling and not get pelted with constant Whoop ads featuring MVDP


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No.58034 del
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>>58033
I don't watch ads also I figured it out but was confused because I also didn't know it comes with juice for a year


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.58035 del
Speaking of paypig, I was reading some random article about cycling tech the shill writer recommends saying this is the year of bargains and buying smart
then he recommends some 250 euro SPD pedals that don't even come with a power meter
these people are so shameless


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.58036 del
>>58031
This subscription based hardware is so lame, it needs to stop


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.58037 del
>>58035
the smartest p*rchase is nothing


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.58038 del
>>58037
>Riding zonder pedals
Based


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.58039 del
>>58035
cyclists don't strike me as smart shoppers and bargain chasers, cycling customers are vibes buyers and dopamine chasers


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.58040 del
>>58026
so it's a watch zonder watch?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.58041 del
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Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.58042 del
>>58041
Is this Valverde's uncle or something


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.58043 del
>>58041
I can't think of a greater fraud in the peloton than this doucher


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.58044 del
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trying zwift built in workout
this is gonna be a disaster, especially with the bumped up ftp
and after new years lentils for lunch


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.58045 del
>>58044
>bumped up ftp
baste


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.58046 del
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FUCK


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.58047 del
>>58046
that'll be 16 velocoins (plus tip)
nothing personnel, squeakeurs


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.58048 del
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What did Lance "Cycling Hitler" Armstrong and Chloe "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" Dygert mean by this??


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.58049 del
>>58048
Wohlen bei Bernbros will NOT like this post


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.58050 del
>>58048
they're coming for the uci


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.58051 del
>>58026
But berts can tell you about your sleeping from your posting pattern for free


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.58052 del
New year, old news:
>Barre to visma
>De Lie out with an injury


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.58053 del
>ppattt
ctrl+f doesn't work for images


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.58054 del
>>58053
That's why you have to read it instead of ctrl-f'ing or using AI to summarize


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.58055 del
my favourite posts are when Bert puts his egg and watt scores


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.58056 del
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Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.58057 del
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just pulled 16 seeds out of 1 single supposedly seedless mandarin orange what the fuck


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.58058 del
>>58056
Kek.


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.58059 del
>>58057
satsuma and dekopon are the kind of citrus worth paypigging


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.58060 del
>>58057
Next time buy specifically for the seeds, and youll find none.


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.58061 del
>>58057
Lawsuit time


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.58062 del
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well that wasn't easy


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.58063 del
>>58062
turn off the erg and unleash yourself


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.58064 del
Oh no my nose is bleeding. It's definitely over now


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.58065 del
>>58064
uh oh not another one, what is it with berts and bleeding due to illness


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.58067 del
>>58066
<[X] This looks like AI
<[ ] This is a real chad
Wrong!


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.58068 del
>>58046
he's gonna go the exact same way as valter


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.58069 del
>>58066
does he shave his chest, am I just hairy?


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.58070 del
>>58069
ciclismo is known to reduce test
[spoiler]the b*ld runners are all from dopage[/spoilers]


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:36 [Preview] No.58071 del
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F


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.58072 del
>>58071
wtf is this real
fucking italians


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.58073 del
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>he was forcefully ridden off the road by Italians
yes, I saw that in a movie


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.58074 del
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>"Ultimately, we only get paid by being on TV. You owe it to your sponsors and your team to represent them as best as you can," Simmons explains his image and attacking racing style.

>"You have to give the fans something to cheer for."

>"My first major goal is the Strade Bianche. I've been so close to a top result there so often, so I think something is definitely possible there."

>The Amstel Gold Race, the Tour, and the World Championships are also already on his agenda.

>"The World Championships are a race where we can compete for medals with three Americans. I hope, first and foremost, that's me," Simmons laughs.

>Simmons said a few years ago that he wants to compete in the new discipline of ski mountaineering at the Winter Games one day.

>"First, I want to compete in the Summer Games in LA in 2028. After that, I want to set my sights on the Winter Games in ... Utah in 2034."

fun guy


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.58075 del
>>58074
Unbelievably based, unbelievably racist


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.58076 del
two weeks till the first velogomble


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.58077 del
>>58076
warm-up doesn't count. it's just for calibration reasons.


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.58078 del
>>58076
Surely this is not true


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.58079 del
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>>58074
american jesus


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.58080 del
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>>58076
Many a Berts are gonna be caught wanting because they didn't prep accordingly


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.58081 del
it's actually 3 weeks, I saw tour down under but it's the femmes
there's still time to run the scripts


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.58082 del
>>58081
New llms are probably good enough at that point


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.58083 del
>>58077
these are the most fun ones till your teams get railroaded by Pogacar showing up


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.58084 del
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Hey, Bert!
Streaming Sonatine on Saturday at 9 and 21 CET.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.58085 del
>>58084
Love this film


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.58086 del
shan't be goombling


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.58087 del
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>>58086
t. goombler


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.58088 del
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>>58076
>two weeks


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.58089 del
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I don't know if it is the irish pisswater overindulgence but I say "gambler" with a heavy oirish accent, so like "gahmblur".
Do what you will with this info, I will also start warming up the bamboozled frogs and rats since the it is very soon.


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.58090 del
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Alright buying me some slop from the Steam Winter Sale. For now I have in my cart:

BLUE PRINCE
CROSSCODE
SUBNAUTICA
SLAY THE SPIRE
SLAY THE PRINCESS


Bert 01/01/2026 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.58091 del
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>>58090
I have got myself something too.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.58092 del
>>58090
>he doesn't play BALATRO


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.58093 del
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I had a dream this night. In it I had to get my lab results and one measurement they wanted was my waist circumference. When I went to the lab my doctor said, no no no, you can't have it measured now. You have to zero in the measurement first, it's an italian way. I was perplexed, what is this. The doctor continues that the italian way is to fast for 1-2 days before taking the circumference. Then he grins and looks at me and says, "I guess that's why they call it... the zero d'italia", laughs, and I wake up instantly. Thanks for reading my comedy blog.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.58094 del
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Anyhow enough with the jokes. Nice workout despite having to wake up really early for it, good legs for once


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.58095 del
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Never say N


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.58096 del
>>58094
Sehr gut Bert.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.58097 del
>>58090
DAVE THE DIVER


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.58098 del
my girl Xaydee Van Sinaey promoted from the dev team to female alpecin main team


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.58099 del
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>>58091
Girlfriend Simulator?
>>58092
I am considering this one
>>58097
Idk seems kind of reddit


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.58100 del
>>58098
That is a fake name Bert. No one with that name exists


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.58101 del
>>58093
Ok I will say "haha" but you will have to laugh at my next joke now


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.58102 del
My new year's resolution is to laugh at all of autismberts jokes, even the unfunny ones.

>>58100
Haha


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.58103 del
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>>58099
>Girlfriend Simulator?
Almost; Bohemian Horse Racing Simulator 2.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.58104 del
>>58099
It slightly is, especially stories and characters pander to reddit "sensibilites" but I started skipping all the dialogs very quickly as the whole game has the olden games arcade playability.
Just get fish, kill sjarks, do some of the sidegames, upgrade recipes, gear and staff, tickle all the dopamine hitters but just slightly with 8-bit aesthetics, not some grand audiovisual brain fryer experience in 8k.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.58105 del
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>>58092
>>58099
>>58104
Yes well, BALATRO is a sidegame in DAVE THE DIVER, pretty fun to play but as standalone game it seems too little of substance. But maybe BALATRO the game has more different jokers, options and all that.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.58106 del
>>58103
Still haven't finished the first one yet
Shame, shame


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.58107 del
maybe this is the year I keep a cyc gf


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.58108 del
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Startlist for TDU is UP!


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.58109 del
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adjusting fever


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.58110 del
PLAPP and BENNETT and BAUHAUS will win and then do nothing the rest of the year


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.58111 del
>>58110
Don't forget the mandatory Welsford pick


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.58112 del
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Ew


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.58113 del
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This team is just lotto again, why did they even merge


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.58114 del
Oh hey there is a race with Mathieu and W*ut today but nobody cares anymore


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.58115 del
Hmm even on HLN absolutely NOBODY believes in W*ut anymore. This is the best I can give you

>Eddy vandeweyer
>En toch zal Nijs wereldkampioen worden in Hulst, VDP zal nog een jaartje moeten voortdoen in het veld om het record te verbreken.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.58116 del
>>58114
Speak for yourself
I for one cannot wait for another addition to the W*ut van KWAB 2026 compilation


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.58117 del
>>58115
Haha


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.58118 del
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>>58117


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.58119 del
Avocado goes solo


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.58120 del
proper snow pandemonium out here, it's been bad in the morning but somehow it's gotten even worse now


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.58121 del
maybe I will make a compilation of all the posts where Bert references the compilation
or would that be to meta ?


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.58122 del
>>58120
Snow is GONE
Yesterday they said it's gonna be -20 (minus twenty) degrees in a fortnight but today suddenly they say plus ten.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.58123 del
you know the startlist is grim when choco muffin gets to drop the competition


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.58124 del
>>58122
yes well over here we're snow & sub0 maxxing for the next 10 days unless the weatherfrogs are up for betrayals, I'm not a fan


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.58125 del
BIG avocado smash


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.58126 del
BLIZZARD


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.58127 del
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damn insane snowstorm it's like I'm looking out of the window KEK (actually not kek)


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.58128 del
KINO


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.58129 del
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Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.58130 del
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Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.58132 del
somehow it's getting worse and worse kek mens race will be carnage


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.58133 del
What in the fuck happened to Lauren MOLENGRAAF. She is awful


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.58134 del
>>58133
Lesbian debuff


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.58135 del
rusbert feasting today


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.58136 del
>>58133
road fraudulence from switching up the training because she wants to get "serious" on the road. Happens


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.58137 del
even Belgium has snow. very peculiar.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.58138 del
How come there are no top American cyclocross riders? We do well at almost all other disciplines aside from men's track...


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.58139 del
ATTAQUE VAN AERT


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.58140 del
>>58138
well your guys SUCK but at least you have some in the race while Germany and Malawi don't even have a single rider in most cx


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.58141 del
W*UT THERMONUCLEAIRE


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.58142 del
>>58139
If only we had a snowy monument on mostly sand....he might have a chance...


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.58143 del
>>58138
clearly your not an BRUNNER Eric enthusiast as myself


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.58144 del
ORTS LLORET pas normal


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.58145 del
w. van aert 1st place


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.58146 del
grug laché


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.58147 del
woutbros how long can we delay the inevitable rear flat


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.58148 del
Humiliation


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.58149 del
One acceleration and it is 10 seconds


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.58150 del
gr. wout laché - already renamed wettstreit um den 2. Platz


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.58151 del
CHUTE


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.58152 del
CHUTE GRUG


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.58153 del
CHUTE GRUG (it matters not)


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.58154 del
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slippy grug


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.58155 del
Motorized bike now


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.58156 del
WOUT UNLEASHED


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.58157 del
>>58155
Haha


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.58158 del
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WE HAVE A RACE


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.58159 del
>>58157
I am serious


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.58160 del
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comeback of wout
he's clearly on the good blood bag today


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.58161 del
what did they feed wout on nye????


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.58162 del
>>58161
Wout loves this stuff


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.58163 del
Chute dopeur Aerts


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.58164 del
troon comicale


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.58165 del
His hands hurt :(


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.58166 del
Too much time in sunny spain, didn't buy the right gloves


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.58167 del
Chute Orts


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.58168 del
slippy orts


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.58169 del
no matter the outcome this is proper fuel for the wout hypemachine


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.58170 del
grug can't feel


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.58171 del
Haha


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.58172 del
Haha


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.58173 del
hahahahah lol


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.58174 del
Haha


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.58175 del
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so it happened again


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.58176 del
Maybe that dumbass should have just kept the front place. Last time he also immediately got kwabbed


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.58177 del
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van kwab


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.58178 del
wout's bad knee is bleeding


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.58179 del
GREAT scenes for the compilation


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.58180 del
>>58178
another one for the collection


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.58181 del
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it's woutover


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.58182 del
So can we call this a moral victory?


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.58183 del
bit kino this (RIP SWEECK)


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.58184 del
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I really don't like that wout crashed there


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.58185 del
>>58184
It's always something, Bert. That's just Wout


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Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.58187 del
>>58182
Haha


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.58188 del
Mathieu Wonder Pal


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.58189 del
veni vidi vici


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.58190 del
I woke up early enough to see a Grug win


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.58191 del
Wyseure no gloves, that is fucking NUTS


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.58192 del
>>58191
wtf


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.58193 del
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bertaczek looking happy


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.58194 del
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great wine for are winebert, had this last night


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.58195 del
alpecin israel premier tech


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.58196 del
>>58193
in natural habitat


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.58197 del
Wout's ankle seems to be destroyed


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.58198 del
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>>58197
looks bad


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.58199 del
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Looks like I missed some kino, but riding was fun


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.58200 del
Wout dood, wat nou


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.58201 del
>>58198
The end of his MSR campaign


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.58202 del
>>58197
>>58198
probably the end of his cross season right there, probably will fuck his classics season as well
woutover


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.58203 del
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>>58202
>>58201
He can peak for the tour now


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.58204 del
>>58203
what does she think about jonas doing the giro without his slave?


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.58205 del
imagine if w*ut is really dead, gone
who will be the new perpetual KWABOTY?


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.58206 del
>>58205
Tibo NYS will have to step up his game to fill the big kwaboty shoes


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.58207 del
>>58205
he could still hobble, I don't think it's totally wrecked


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.58208 del
>>58205
He will keep humiliating himself for another ten years, no worries. But if he broke his ankle or something CX is probably done for good


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.58209 del
>>58205
pidcock, remco, cian


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.58210 del
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real rest day today in mid Z2, scoring some 180w average, my HR is attacking double digit territory


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.58211 del
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drama down in watopia


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.58212 del
>>58211
NSN didn't race yet and already causing drama


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.58213 del
>>58211
one Z2 session and bertacek already handing out slurs


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.58214 del
>>58211
what the


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.58215 del
>>58210
I'm skoring some z1 mit bertačekesque BpM


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.58216 del
>>58211
I like to call people out for using the coffee break feature and laugh at the drama that ensues.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.58217 del
>>58216
>What is Coffee Stop?
>Taking a “coffee stop” in Zwift doesn’t inject caffeine into your veins, but it does let your avatar keep pace with your current group while you take a short break!
you are right to do so this is kwab tier


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.58218 del
>>58217
what the fuck is the point of riding indoor if you're not pedaling


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.58219 del
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2026, I am forgotten


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.58221 del
>>58218
originally designed for long group rides so mates dont have to wait for you whern you take the piss


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.58222 del
>p*y IRL money for a wheelrunning simulator
>hit a button to pretend your avatar is riding while you walk around instead
paypigs disgust me


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.58223 del
>>58218
>>58222
This is exactly why I ridicule them. They always do it on the slightest climb


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.58224 del
>>58223
i-is that a MINOR EFFORT? Ahhhhhh help me zwift software my strength is waning


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.58225 del
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ez pz, zonder erg mode, it's much more bearable


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.58226 del
>>58225
Hope this is the start of you actually doing long and easy volume regularly


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.58227 del
business idea: coffee stop functionality on /cyc/. want to just enjoy a glass of wine but still want to post here? let coffee stop do that for you.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.58228 del
>>58225
unlikely, that's what outdoor season is for


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.58229 del
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>>58228
>>58226


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.58230 del
>>58220
new challenges
new steps


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.58231 del
Alright I added DAVE THE DIVER but if it sucks I will be demanding my money back from Bert


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.58232 del
>>58231
if you don't like the game just file a claim here
http://endchan.org/bert/refunds


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.58233 del
>>58231
I liked it. Story is a bit stupid but I liked the collecting and cooking aspects


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.58234 del
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>>58231
No refunds.


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.58235 del
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>>58231
>shills got to him
piggy


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.58236 del
haven't p*rchased anything at all for at least ten days, me


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.58237 del
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new year new me


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.58238 del
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the eggening continues


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.58239 del
Today marks the end of buying booze after 10PM, excluding pubs and restaurants.
Guess I may go lightweight and pour one out for the times that are not coming back. Like refuelling shit beer at the gas station until dawn, or deciding at 10:45 that I prefer going out anyways (almost all shops opened the longest, including almost all Żabkas are open until 11PM).


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.58240 del
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>>58239
only after 10 pm?


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.58241 del
>>58239
why not just buy the booze before 10 and enjoy the evening


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.58242 del
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>Whoop tracks bean intake
>Doesn't track any other food
Strange


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.58243 del
>>58239
don't p*rchase oiresh pißwaßer at all, just homebrew your own duvels and rachiu


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.58244 del
>>58242
>thinkin about thos bean's


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.58245 del
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>>58242


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:23 [Preview] No.58246 del
>>58242
beans in, eggs out


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.58247 del
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>>58245
I've got my favorites dialed in


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.58248 del
>>58247
>feeding your wanking schedule to big cloud
the consequences of this will be unimaginable


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.58249 del
>>58247
>Experienced back pain during 3 hours long Z2 gooning session high on pilsner
Bert living the dream


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.58250 del
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>>58240
Yep, that's the new light prohibition that is taking over at your dearest eastern neighbors.
Every city or the lowest administrative division can decide but some towns, including mine, decided to be overzealous and lead the charge.
An internet vote was a "public discussion" on the idea.
>>58241
Not an issue, but I know a fair few guys who's every weekend plans just got derailed and the only true 24h shop in town will be surely closed.
>>58243
Don't want to get into this, had a friend big into brewing, it was just an excuse for his moderate alcoholism.
>>58244
>just browsed my pics earlier today and seen i have thos beans boomer


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.58251 del
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>Einde crossssseizoen én operatie voor Wout van Aert, die een enkelbreukje overhoudt aan zijn val in Mol


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.58252 del
>>58251
how frail are their bones these days
if this was one of us you'd put ice on it and go to work the next day


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.58253 del
>>58251
wout status: out


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.58254 del
>>58251
F


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.58255 del
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>>58251


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>>58242
concerning


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.58257 del
>>58251
I tried to tell Bert that it was voorbij
the consequences will never be the same


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.58258 del
>>58194
>Trousseau gris
Curious, never had this before


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.58259 del
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>>58251


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.58260 del
>recovered just in time for classics
>gets sick in the week before RVV
Can I bet money on this? It is getting very very predictable now


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.58261 del
>>58260
Haha


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.58262 del
fifteen eggs with a cheeky zone s*x garnish to ease into the new year
I'd had done z7 keep it odd but the lungs aren't fully scraped out yet


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.58263 del
30 minute easy r*n on the dreadmill done.

Now I'm going to get my beans for dinner


Bert 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.58264 del
>sauce plugin doesn't have a /Beans/ feature
lame


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.58265 del
>>58258
it was very, very good; just enough wildness and fruit balanced with the light tannins


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.58266 del
>>58265
I love Trousseau...along with Poulsard... basically anything out of the Jura. I'll need to track down some Trousseau Gris


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.58267 del
that snow that destroyed wout's enkel, it came to us as well. I don't think it's enough to go CX skiing, but let's see.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.58268 del
>>58263
Smart thinking for when they draft you to fight in the venezuelan jungle


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.58269 del
>>58268
This is such a "nothing ever happens" supreme.
Looks like only yuds and ruskies are the real happening makers.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.58270 del
>>58269
cool footage though


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.58271 del
>>58270
I've went on /pol/ to check after I posted, just to be sure, and there is footage indeed so SOMETHING is happening.
Decided not to delet, betting on going back to nothing ever happens rather soon.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.58272 del
But if your Deltas nabbed the chief boss and his woman, this is indeed a very nice happening.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.58273 del
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>>58271
they kidnapped the president, a new US state has been born
governor quinn simmons is flying out right now


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.58274 del
>>58269
>


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.58275 del
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10 cm of new snow over night


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.58276 del
>>58275
also snowed this morning, nice views


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.58277 del
What do current world events mean for Cararat's chances at a GT win in big 2026?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.58278 del
>>58277
From 0 to 0


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.58279 del
>>58277
carapaz is from ecuador...
Aular and Linarez on the other hand


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.58280 del
>>58275
>>58276
so much snow everywhere ...


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.58281 del
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>>58277
I would be more worried about the very prestigious La Vuelta ciclista al Tachira that starts in a week


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.58282 del
>>58281
I'm sure they will find new team bus drivers in due time


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.58283 del
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>>58281
country in disarray? distressed defenseless women? no authorities?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.58284 del
>>58283
DELETE THIS


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.58285 del
>>58283
somebody stop this man


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.58286 del
wonder what our old pal the rat thief is up to


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.58287 del
>Wake up
>We've captured the president of Venezuela for some reason
Shouldn't have had thos beans


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.58288 del
>>58287
so this is all YOUR fault
always knew you were a fed


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.58289 del
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Played a few hours of SLAY THE SPIRE. Not sure I like it. It's kind of boring and the art style sucks. Maybe it is too pure of a roguelike for me and I like it more when you are constantly unlocking shit and see noombers going up. Oh well it was only 2 eurodollars so whatever


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.58290 del
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>>58289
just keep playing bro


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.58291 del
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>>58290
Wait what


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.58292 del
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>>58291
keep playing, you gotta slay the spire
I actually bought that game when it was in alpha or some shit with scribbled drawings as cards
good times


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.58293 del
>>58292
Jesus that's more than double the playtime of my most played game ever. Which is actually 50 games (UFO 50)


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>>58293
I used to have like 2000 hours in runescape back when I was in college
probably like a 1000 in guild wars too


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.58295 del
>>58294
>2000 hrs OSRS
so a casual player then
fishing lvl?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.58296 del
I played about 10 different incremental/roguelike games during the Christmas period and I never found a really good one.
Now I am playing Autismbert Tycoon


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.58297 del
>>58295
99 ofcourse, I was almost maxed except for runecrafting and slayer + some paypig skills


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.58298 del
We live in CX
Zonder snow, unfortunately


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.58299 del
>>58297
nice
>P2P
oink oink


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.58300 del
Why are all the insta bike thirstrap from Munich? What is even going on there?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.58301 del
>>58290
>>58292
There is another Autismbert


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.58302 del
I've just checked, guess my sweetspot when a game goes into archive indefinitely (after a few long break-reinstall cycles) is 1200 hours.
I have 1200 in EUIV, the Civ 4 Colonization, Shogun 2.
Not feeling like reinstalling these games in foreseeable future.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.58303 del
Or more like threshold, just can't look at these games anymore, sweetspot was probably on hours 100-200.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.58304 del
>>58303
kek, that's how it always goes


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.58305 del
300hrs a year means averaging 5 hours a week plus a dozen medium sized rides of 3.5hrs
that's a lot of consistency


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.58306 del
>>58305
just play while vining


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.58307 del
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I have also decided to become a ski mountaineer


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.58308 del
>>58307
For me it is vol-biv.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.58309 del
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one wonders if mass amount of z1 is the only way to break free from this band of mediocrity


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.58310 del
>>58309
what do you hope to gain doing Z1


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.58311 del
>>58310
vastly more volume without recovery innit


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.58312 del
>>58311
you'll escape the band but downwards


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>>58309
unless you're talking about the three-zone-model z1 the answer is definitely no


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>>58309
Peculiar how bad the autumn season of 2025 was


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.58315 del
>>58313
I'm always using whichever model makes the most sense and maximizes time in odd zones


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>>58308
Couldn't do it.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.58317 del
Anyways snow hike done and back just in time for cx woohoo


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.58318 del
waar w*ut


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.58319 del
is
>using gears
the only way to stay in z1 on punchy terrains ?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.58320 del
>>58318
Bert, I....


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.58321 del
>>58319
I run a 36/20 chain ring and 70-3 cassette


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.58322 del
Why did the z2 meme die so quickly?? Even GCN has a new video on it


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.58323 del
>>58322
z2 was declared dead, gone the very moment that Dopagačar and his merry band of pranksters conclusively proved that the bald fraud was purely memeing


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.58324 del
>>58322
cyclists are the biggest fad hunters around, now everyone will obsess with the LT1 stuff when they ride way too few hours in general anyway
it's all so tiresome


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.58325 del
>>58322
what changed


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.58326 del
Bora jockey fighting for the very prestigious 17th spot


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.58327 del
What if the United States captured the president of Belgium in a covert military operation?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.58328 del
>>58312
>noooo don't try and add more volume by easing you're pace
>>58324
>noooo your not riding enough hours, you have to blast threshold for 9 hours a week to make any progress
well, which is it bertman?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.58329 del
>>58328
zone 1 isn't training, you do a lot of Z2 and then blast it in blocks
anyway we're not pros anyway


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.58330 del
>>58329
or if you don't have time you just blast it all the time and recover with rest days


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.58331 del
>No Sweeck
>No Pidcock
>No Wout
Massive asterisk for Grug's inevitable WC


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.58332 del
>>58331
>No Sweeck
stopped reading; don't care


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.58333 del
(387.42 KB 606x628 gOn3xye.png)


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.58334 del
>snowing in cx
<snowing irl
snow snow snow SNOW SNOW snow snow snow SNOW SNOOW only a few days in and I'm already fed up with this crap


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.58335 del
I'm going to get banned from /TV/ again


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.58336 del
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Didn't have much motivation today


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.58337 del
>>58334
I would take snow over this -10C and windy shit here. Can't even take the dog to the park.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.58338 del
>>58336
ERGbros feasting


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.58339 del
>>58338
VAMchads mocking


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.58340 del
>>58337
alright yeah that's grim it's also a bit windy over here but only -1


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.58341 del
BLIZZARD is back on the menu


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.58342 del
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>>58341
Is this the greatest 10 year run in gaming history??


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.58343 del
Imagine this as your daily commute


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.58344 del
>no gloves guy at it again
somebody hand him some mitts!


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.58345 del
>>58342
it's objectively Rockstar 2008-2018


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.58346 del
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>>58334
meanwhile outside


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.58347 del
>>58346
holy kino


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.58348 del
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Gaimon lost his Factor sponsorship and now shilling this bike. Thoughts?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.58349 del
>>58348
they make cheap bikes for the burger market, but I guess you get what you pay for and wouldn't trust their QC.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.58350 del
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>>58348
I don't see the difference between this and some random chyna bike
what exactly makes it the bike that has been missing


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.58351 del
>>58348
Who? What? Why are you watching ads

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kLuyD6IOESo [Embed] kek


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.58352 del
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>>58346


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.58353 del
>>58351
I wasn't, I swear, just popped up on my Instagram


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.58354 del
>>58353
well it's probably just a rebranded open mold frame isn't it, it's probably fine just like pretty much all of them. Wouldn't buy it that's for sure but at least the shape looks nice


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.58355 del
Heh, remember that Venezuela thing?
Already feels like last week's news.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.58356 del
>>58355
Trine Island about to get liberated next. Jonas will be captured as narco-gas huffing terrorist or something similar.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 15:56 [Preview] No.58357 del
>>58355
we're all just waiting for putin or zelensky to get nabbed


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.58358 del
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its snowing so hard I can't even see the streetlights


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.58359 del
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>>58358
There are no streetlights in Malawi


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.58360 del
>>58359
are there in your tunnels?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.58361 del
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>>58359
there ain't no snow in Malawi either
wat nou?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.58362 del
I can't even pinpoint Malawi on a map. does it really exist?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.58363 del
>>58362
it's right in the middle of the Ligma Rift Valley Zone


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.58364 del
>>58363
what's ligma rift valley zone


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.58365 del
>>58364
suck my balls


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.58366 del
>>58363
Is this some new j*wish bike racing project, to avoid antishemish?


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.58367 del
>>58365
for what purpose


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.58368 del
(2.93 MB 640x360 the pain of rape.webm)


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.58369 del
>>58368
twenty minute personal record


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.58370 del
>>58368
>de benen praten, maar hij luistert niet, Michel


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.58371 del
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>>58369
not this time
20w less and more dead and gone
need a propa rest day, none of that debuoonked z2 nonsens


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.58372 del
>>58371
Z1 chads feasting


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.58373 del
>>58371
sometimes you're the hammer
sometimes you're the nail


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.58374 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=68FVhM1Uq98 [Embed] zonhoven looks familiar
because its full of snow


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.58375 del
>>58374
This looks fun


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.58376 del
>>58373
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would

Away, I'd rather ride away
Like a bert that's here and gone
A man cracks and falls down to the ground
He gives the world its saddest sound
Its saddest sound


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.58377 del
>>58375
the sand descend is even more horrifying than usual


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.58378 del
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>>58376


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.58379 del
>>58377
Maybe it's good wout isn't there


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.58380 del
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oh well, could be worse
original plan on running it twice had to be scrapped
HR low, legs gone, which means I am NOT slurping


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.58381 del
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>>58380


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.58382 del
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Sneeuw


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.58383 del
>>58382
Don't hit any snowman on your way to the tunnels


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.58384 del
>>58382
activate the sand


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.58385 del
>>58382
comfy


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.58386 del
>>58385
found the station on google maps. looks really depressing without the snow and in daylight.


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.58387 del
>>58382
>bert loses his mind over a light dusting


Bert 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.58388 del
McNulty BRANDON forced by the dopage sheikhs to hide power on public uploads, safe to expect many a pas normal this season


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.58389 del
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Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.58390 del
>>58384
Acktually snow is not slippery at all, it needs to be icy which it was not


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.58391 del
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>>58387
What is a Bert, but a miserable little pile of snow. Now have at you


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.58392 del
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Hmm took me only 5 tries to slay the spire with the starting guy. That was easy. Next game


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.58393 del
>>58392
Balatrobros gonna be eating good


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.58394 del
>>58382
Nederland or Nihon.
>>58392
Davo is a very easy game, too easy, too many checkpoints, just slightly more difficult bossfights and only some of them are any difficult - if you die, you start with full health/oxygen and on a checkpoint from the last cutscene, not start over.
But has enough of arcade and randomness to be fun, comfy. worth a click around.
Don't think I am getting 1200 hrs in it THOUGH.


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.58395 del
>>58389
I watched the video, is this just for boomers who do 2 hours of riding a week
>If you ride big volume you will have to do Z2 to not fatigue
>If you are weak or don't ride big volume consider doing higher zones
Yeah no shit


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.58396 del
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>>58395
But even on intervals.icu, most people barely ride enough to justify any amount of z2 really


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.58397 del
>>58396
what tab can you find this in?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.58398 del
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>>58397


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.58399 del
>>58398
interesting, people have a good average FTP for riding 2-4 hours a week


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.58400 del
>snow melting
>still freezing temps in the night
tomorrow we slip and slide


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.58401 del
There's more snow in Bohemian lowlands than in Val di Fiemme


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.58402 del
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Feasting


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.58403 del
>>58402
>wooden cutlery
breh, I hope at least the sea food is fresh


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.58404 del
>>58403
No point in sea food if it isn't fresh


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.58405 del
>>58402
2 glasses of vino for a the big man


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.58406 del
>>58402
Not going to lie (at all), would dive into it despite not being really into invertebrates and molluscs.
And booze in the morning.


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.58407 del
>>58406
White after 10 is perfectly fine


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.58408 del
rumor on the street is Huge Carthy is about to get blood passported


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.58409 del
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>>58408
>his blood passport got triggered because his values were extraordinarily BAD


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.58410 del
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>Eduard Michael GROSU to FNIX - SCOM - Hengxiang Cycling Team
>Ariya PHOUNSAVATH to Quick Pro Team
>Key LOWKEY to Meridian Racing p/b de la Uz
>Blake QUICK to FNIX - SCOM - Hengxiang Cycling Team
our boy IDERBOLD still without a team for 2026


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.58411 del
>>58390
yesh, I love the sound of spinning trein wheels because of lack of traction.


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.58412 del
>>58407
What's in the glass?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.58413 del
>>58411
I'm sorry, are you a certified and licensed Bert trein engineer???


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.58414 del
>>58412
Some local Picpoul, nothing too fancy. Does the job


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.58415 del
very cool race
snow should be mandatory


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.58416 del
w*ut would have broken every single bone here, probably good he's awol


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.58417 del
>Flobikes zonder commentary
Irritating for how expensive this fucking service is, but also kino


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.58418 del
hag about to be humbled


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.58419 del
>>58418
Nah she coming back. The Hag Menace can only be stopped with fire or silver bullets marked with a cross


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.58420 del
>>58418
ye of little faith


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.58421 del
>>58419
not normal


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.58422 del
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>>58410
Key Lowkey?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.58423 del
>>58413
yes, I have a licence for Microsoft Train Simulator


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.58424 del
it's over, the gods intervened


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.58425 del
HAG DOWN


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.58426 del
it snowed overnight here but you won't find me making a big deal over it


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.58427 del
rusbert feasting again


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.58428 del
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is there a toilet nearby?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.58429 del
grug goes solo


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.58430 del
Aert(s) goes along


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.58431 del
>avocado bests the hag
wonderful news
>hugh carthy incident
interesting


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.58432 del
CHUTE del grosso nobody can pass him though


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.58433 del
banale


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.58434 del
HAHA


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.58435 del
NICE HANDLEBARS NYS


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.58436 del
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(1.54 MB 1280x720 chute.png)


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.58437 del
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why are trek bikes to frail and SHIT


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.58438 del
Thibaut P. > Thibau N.


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.58439 del
NYS is carying the the AERT's mantle as the new kwaboty


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.58440 del
grug chilling, life is easy when you have 75 watts on your next competitor


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.58441 del
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anyone seen my contact lens?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.58442 del
Is there a way to search /Bert/? I use 4pleb for 4chan to find specific posts. Wondering if there was some built in functionality on this website...


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.58443 del
grugwinslol


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.58444 del
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A bit more suspens would have been nice, but it is what it is


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.58445 del
>>58442
dont think so


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.58446 del
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>>58444
short one for me too


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.58447 del
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nothing for me


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.58448 del
>>58447
geen lekker pilsje en schnitzel?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.58449 del
>>58448
no, but 5 workouts in 6 days is too much for my old and frail body


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.58450 del
>Z1 laps around the park with the stroller
It's over for me


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.58451 del
a BIG recovery day then


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.58452 del
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chocolate kween being admired be dozens of rusberts


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.58453 del
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how does he avoid the saddle sores
keep in mind he does this like 4 times a week


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.58454 del
>>58452
Wew, immense. If you'd blur it just slightly it would look like ai slop.


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.58455 del
>>58452
>chocovit in the background


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.58456 del
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>>58453
>700g carbs for LT1 spin
how many grams of protein though?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.58457 del
>>58453
Sqlab innit


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.58458 del
>>58453
Our very own Finnish contingent can answer this for you


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.58459 del
>>58453
5hrs on the r*per is nothing for nords


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.58460 del
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he has strong autism


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.58461 del
>>58460
Isn't this his job? Could I be called autistic for working 40 plus hours weekly??


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.58462 del
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>>58461
yes


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.58463 del
>>58461
he could just move to spain like many of his consorts
also yes


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.58464 del
>>58463
to be honest if we think about it there's no point in going there if you can stomach indoor training which most people can't, if anything riding outside is inferior to that. He isn't riding for fun and until he's doing intensity the indoor overheating isn't even diminishing the quality of his intervals


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.58465 del
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>>58464
It would be good for his mental health. Just took a look at this insta and he's like the male version of the infamous canadian hag


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.58466 del
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>>58464
imagine living across the street of him though


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.58467 del
>>58453
I would do this if I didn't have a wife and a child. In fact these days if I have a free day with them gone somewhere else, I always do a long rape. Just fun and motivating


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.58468 del
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>>58466
>no Vaxxmaster
he heatmaxxing


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.58469 del
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>>58465
that's just how "they" are


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.58470 del
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I'm still mad btw


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.58471 del
>>58470
Just hit 5th puberty bro, let your balls drop and gain 200W


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.58472 del
>>58470
he's gonna shill trt clinics after he retires


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 19:00 [Preview] No.58473 del
>>58469
NOT touching it.


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.58474 del
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Top Kek, the Herental gods were already on the scene, prospecting surely


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.58475 del
>>58474
They are omniscient


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.58476 del
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>>58474
I've heard rumors that Roubaix is the company team building outing


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.58477 del
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they race with phones in their back pocket?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.58478 del
>>58477
Just training lap I guess


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.58479 del
the Le Tour de Zwift starts tomorrow, I expect many a top spots from our resident rapists


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.58480 del
>>58479
I would've won


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.58481 del
>>58477
Just training lap I guess


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.58482 del
>>58479
>p*ying to r*pe


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.58483 del
>>58482
>doing it for free


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.58484 del
>>58482
Best things in life are not free


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.58485 del
Is Autismbert the only notable Bert who doesn't ride?


Bert 01/04/2026 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.58486 del
>>58485
He rides the biggest steed of us all


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.58487 del
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>>58486
This, so much this. Anyway I took another picture today when it was actually snowing but it was not very good. Because I have to duck when taking it so so called Berts do not painstakingly recreate my face from the reflections


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.58488 del
I rather p*y NOT to r*pe


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.58489 del
>>58488
I would also rather not, but it's either pay or ride around in slushy snow and howling wind for 30 minutes until I get too cold to continue


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.58490 del
>>58489
just skore big weights swims r*ns and yogas until the snow melts


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.58491 del
>l'équipe making doom articles about wout's classic season interviewing doctors that didn't see the medical files
Lmao, hln tier


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.58492 del
wout? c'est fini!


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.58493 del
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Sunday sunny ride is back on the menu


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.58494 del
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erm, hello?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.58495 del
>>58494
its over ... winter has won


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.58496 del
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>>58494
is that the famous american tier feel temperature that takes windchill into account is totally made up? it's cold during the night, but that's the problem of those Berliners without electricity and not mine.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.58497 del
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>>58494


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.58498 del
>>58494
What kind of temp inflation is this, it's -1 here


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.58499 del
>>58496
>>58498
it's forecast for the 20th
so it might actually be +30 or something


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.58500 del
reminds me of when I checked the 2 week forecast in late december and the first week of january alternated between +5 and -10 every single day, a loop of it's over and we're so back


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.58501 del
>>58499
>2 weeks forecast
Lmao


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.58502 del
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Yep, looks extremely fun.
Finally all my too warm and too expensive winter gear will come in handy.
Still can't wear anything more than a t-shirt under my jacket.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.58503 del
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Wow even all the buses have stopped running. But of course WE go on like nothing happened


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.58504 del
>>58503
Time to strike


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.58505 del
>>58503
The tunnels are isolated


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.58506 del
>>58503
based trainchads muscling through the winter while buscucks cry


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.58507 del
>>58496
Why does heat index and wind chill make Yuros seethe? There is a big difference between 0 degrees with no wind vs Beaufort 6. Isn't that the whole reason for forecasts, to get a sense as to how it will feel outside?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.58508 del
>>58507
>temperature isn't precise enough to tell you how cold it is because of humidity and wind so I'll just tell you how cold it is by giving you another value for temperature


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.58509 del
>>58508
Unironically yes


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.58510 del
>>58509
Have you considered telling the wind and humidity?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.58511 del
>>58510
But what if there were one easily communicable number that included those things


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.58512 del
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Lenny VAN EETVELT back amongst the living down in Down Under
First World Tour start for the next BIG czech disappointment, Pavel NOVAK
Some of the lineups look VERY grim with Lotto Intermarche fielding former LOST actor Matthew FOX


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.58513 del
>>58512
Reviewed TDU start list. Many interesting choices to be made.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.58514 del
>>58507
sure as hell doesn't make me seethe


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 15:19 [Preview] No.58515 del
>>58514
calm down Bert there is no need to fly off the handle like this


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.58516 del
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>>58515
I am of the opinion that the American system is vastly superior unironically


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.58517 del
>>58516
somebody help! we need a board volunteer to wrangle this madman off the /bert/


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.58518 del
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>>58517
can't stop me, pmabert


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 15:42 [Preview] No.58519 del
>>58513
we need to support jay vine


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.58520 del
>Embret SVESTAD-BARDSENG
totally exists


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.58521 del
>>58520
fugslang regen


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.58522 del
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some low cadence meme because I'm getting bored of threshold.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.58523 del
>>58522
good workout


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.58524 del
>>58519
Well that's the big question isn't it? Yates v Vine.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.58525 del
>>58524
>yates
gotta get better psyops than that


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.58526 del
>>58524
>big name racing in january
I will fall for it


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.58527 del
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I might be free next week berts,


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.58528 del
>sombrero rides for lidl trek
on this episode of transfers you've missed


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.58529 del
>>58525
I suggest you H2H Vine vs Yates on stage races. The results may shock you.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.58530 del
>tfw no VAN SINAEY Xaydée cyc gf


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.58531 del
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Posted on R*dd*t with caption "hardest thing I've ever done in my life"


Also, I noticed on yesterday's Zwift ride that when I cought up to 1.5 W/Kg pace group, like half of them had Coffee Break going on a 2 percent climb and the other half had Palestinian flags


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 18:12 [Preview] No.58532 del
>>58531
didn't our very own skinwalker score this fake summit in under an single hour ?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.58533 del
>>58531
what do we learn? weakness of mind translates to weakness of body


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.58534 del
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Bunda


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.58535 del
>>58534
Didn't they have a break in between?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.58536 del
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Two things

>3 more CR2032s to and I am switching to that rechargable strap-on. This is
ridiculous.
>Rest day is a SCAM. Do not fall for Big Rest and their lies


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.58537 del
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>>58536
My Beans Index is through the roof today.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.58538 del
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>>58536
>CR2032
Bert... you need 2025s.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.58539 del
>>58536
>I'm tired of sp*nding couple of koruna every few months
>time to sp*nd dozens of kornua all at once
paypig mentality


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.58540 del
>>58539
Buy once, cry once


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.58541 del
>>58538
They are the same but last longer, what's the issue?
>>58539
Yes, well, you are in the /paypig/ general after all


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.58542 del
>>58536
>tfw on day 4 of Total Rest
I may go ride tomorrow though


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.58543 del
>>58536
I just ask finnbert now for any new purchase, save me the trouble


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.58544 del
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>>58541
>They are the same but last longer, what's the issue?
No!
They are both 20mm in diameter, but 2.5mm (2025) and 3.2mm (2032) thick.
It just will not fit, the seal will not seal, the contacts might corrode in the sweaty atmosphere without the proper sealing.
Basically not because of the girth, but the length, heh.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.58545 del
>>58531
is this Z1 bert?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.58546 del
>>58544
>Brtek blames the strapon battery when in reality it was user error
who could possibly have seen this coming?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.58547 del
>>58536
bertacek bros how does this keep happening to us


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.58548 del
>>58544
it fits nicely though and I was having the same issues with the cr2025
i just suspect the strapon doesnt turn itself off sometimes
i even remove the thingy from the strap (but dont remove the battery) but that doesnt help much


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.58549 del
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Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.58550 del
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>>58549
nice jumpscare got me good, fucked up thing to post to be quite honest


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.58551 del
fink I'll eat a burger after some vinestering


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.58552 del
>Vuelta al Táchira will continue as planned


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.58553 del
>>58552
GREAT news


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.58554 del
>>58552
ciclismo is no stranger to riding through war zones just think of the tour of rwanda


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.58556 del
>>58554
Team Delta Force is a late submission


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.58557 del
BO might want to log in.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.58558 del
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BREAKING: Traen services suspended near Amsterdam and Utrecht oblast #PrayForAutismbert


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.58559 del
>>58557
I wanted to wait until all new team jerseys for the new season were released to replace some of the barely used flags. so I have to log in at least every 2 months to make the board not claimable?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.58560 del
>>58558
he's safe in the tunnels below sea level


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.58561 del
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>12-year-old car driver sidelined during check-up in Duffel, while father sits next to the boy: “I had drunk too much”
>On the Railway Avenue in Duffel in Antwerp, the police made a remarkable observation during a PDO check. She pulled a twelve-year-old car driver out of traffic. Still in the car: his father, mother and two other children.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.58562 del
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>>58559
Didn't you read the fine line on the contract you signed?


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.58563 del
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>>58558
surely he's fine r-right? Surely he's not stuck somewhere far from home AGAIN


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.58564 del
>>58562
if there were posts that need be banned or something, I would have a reason to log in.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.58565 del
some updates to the Poone Tour startlist. SAINBAYAR will ride it and compete against the man himself, Bart Buijk. a /cyc/ dream come true.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.58566 del
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>>58563


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.58567 del
>>58566
hell yeah soldier on bert


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.58568 del
>inb4 Swissbert finds out exactly where this is somehow and also my social security number


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.58569 del
>>58566
Kino


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.58570 del
>>58566
holy face reveal


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.58571 del
>>58568
the last pic was easy to find, because of the slight bend and street level crossing. the indication here would be finding a switch on openrailwaymap.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.58572 del
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>>58566
NOW this is content


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.58573 del
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ok, let's put together the clues.
>not in tunnel
>trein riding over switch going from 3 tracks to 2
>bridge over a road
>station just in front
>3rd rail and not overhead wire, so the network can be narrowed down
I wouldn't have bothered, but that rare 3 track layout gave it away.


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.58574 del
>>58573
Whatever but do NOT call me W*ut


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.58575 del
>>58574
your fellow worker called wouter recorded the whole network and put it on the internets dear Bert


Bert 01/05/2026 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.58576 del
>>58575
Oh yeah that guy. I think he quit years ago, don't know him


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.58577 del
skored another viner in zones one and tree
je suis fatigué, bert
April can't come soon enough


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.58579 del
Berts could show up on his trein unannounced anytime, anywhere


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.58580 del
>>58571
>openrailwaymap
Of course this is a thing


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.58581 del
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>>58566
Great Scott! Marty! It works!
>>58568
I have found the exact trees back in the day of the trein depot photo.


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.58582 del
randomly selected news:
>Vuelta al Táchira-Trump to continue as normal
<Italy managed to raise the death toll of cyclists from 185 in 2024 to 217 in 2025 - to make cycling more safe in Italy, cyclists need to run the backlight also during the day
>Le Gac (FDJ United) currently out after he was collected in a chute
<wout could be back in 3 months according to l'équipe, wout could be back for strade according to HLN
>Jay VINE wants to win BIG in Australia, aiming for both NC jerseys as well as the Aussie tour victory
<grug spending the next 2 weeks in Spain
>pogi rode up the Poggio yesterday


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.58583 del
Gee to Lidl trek confirmed


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.58584 del
>>58582
>VINE wants to win BIG
adjusting


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.58586 del
>>58583
Somehow I feel that team will be a disaster regardless of all their GC firepower.


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.58587 del
>>58585
somehow Lidl managed to outdo UAE in designing terrible NC jerseys


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.58588 del
first time in 2026 where I entered velogames in the webbrowser. come on veloman, I need to know what riders will cost now.


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.58589 del
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Coach ordered long z4 session for tonight
My "form" really follows a sinusoide.
One week its good, pas normal, even.
The other week, it's really bad. That's this week.


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.58590 del
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Coach ordered long z4 session for tonight
My "form" really follows a sinusoide.
One week its good, pas normal, even.
The other week, it's really bad. That's this week.


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.58591 del
>>58589
>his coach orders work in *v*n zones
holy kwab


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.58592 del
>>58590
Have you considered tracking your Beans Index


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.58593 del
>>58590
I don't think I have another threshold session in my for a couple of months. I just want to ride outside, is it too much to ask?


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.58594 del
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>>58590
I'd trust your coach bert.
For me, a big egg haul today. My coach was sadistic enough to put 30min of "optimistic LT1" after 2x40min sweetspot. Legs are pretty spent now, I think I'll have a couple homemade cinnamon buns


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.58595 del
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>>58594
seems like you got back to your good form rather quickly


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.58596 del
>>58594
those are good eggs but would you suggest he should trust his coach even if you knew it was bootleg AI software


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.58597 del
>>58595
Still lacking some 20W in threshold power but I trust it will come back - hopefully even stronger - when I reintroduce proper vo2max training. Muscular endurance is quite good atm, LT1 and sweetspot feel quite nice


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.58598 del
>>58594
>forty four eggs in the bojler room
pas normale


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.58599 del
>>58596
Well it's not optimal, in fact most AI coaches are shit, but if it just gives him some progression in/under threshold then it's better than nothing. Beginner coaching is quite easy for your base season, just do a long form FTP test and do 2x sweetspot per week at 90% of that FTP number, starting at 3x20min or whatever and adding 5min total time per session, and then do 3 days of quite easy endurance riding otherwise. I've many clubmates who have progressed quite well like that over the past couple winters.


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.58600 del
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>>58596
that's slander


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.58601 del
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fed me training logs into the slop machine and it told me to do tree months without BPM ever going above 152
that seemed like pretty bullshit advice but still made me actually curious to try something so bold and daring


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.58602 del
>>58601
it's even more dramatic since the threshold HR for r*nning has determined to be 190, so 152bpm would be in the recovery bracket


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.58603 del
>>58601
That sounds like antiquated advice bert, no serious rider has done the "never ride with big ring in the winter" routine for decades


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.58604 del
yes well most serious riders have a decently formed aerobic base innit


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.58605 del
>>58604
There's nothing magic about just doing z2 riding, all adaptations you get from z2 you also get from doing higher intensities, just better (more time efficient). Especially if you are not doing 20-30h/week, you'd really benefit from doing harder aerobic work like tempo, sweetspot/threshold, vo2max etc.


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.58606 del
>>58605
I've worked predominantly at higher intensities for years without a lot of progress Though


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.58607 del
>>58606
Get a coach so you can train smarter bert, I suggest Marinus Petersen from Kilowatt Coaching or anyone from Empirical Cycling


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.58608 del
>>58607
wouldn't it be maximally efficient to let paypigs purchase coaching and then just steal all their best training prescriptions ?


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.58609 del
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Consider this


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.58610 del
>>58609
Ice grug was training for world records not a balanced healthy lifestyle thoughbeit


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.58611 del
>>58607
I listened to a few episodes after you first mentioned the empirical cycling, way back before the schizo schism
ballpark frankly, they seemed like peak dunning kruger navel gazers


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.58612 del
>>58610
If your interest is a balanced and healthy lifestyle you probably shouldn't bother with zones at all and just do big rides as much as you can and enjoy yourself


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.58614 del
>>58613
>are you still with us? That's insane


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.58615 del
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>>58613


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.58616 del
>>58612
This, and lift weights


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.58617 del
>>58612
good point bertman but the noombers do keep it engaging and fun
>>58616
hopefully that goes without saying


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.58618 del
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>>58613


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.58619 del
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Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.58620 del
>>58619
why do you do threshold when you're not feeling the legs my dear vine disciple


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.58621 del
>>58620
what's a brtek to do if not go hard? 2.5h of zone 2? Ridiculous notion


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:12 [Preview] No.58622 del
>>58621
true, we are born the suffer after all


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.58623 del
>>58619
punished Brtek, a man denied his CR2032s


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.58624 del
>>58620
i am aiming for the kwaboty competition


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.58625 del
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if you dont suffer do you even bicycling?


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.58626 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=60mjoZ0XeVA [Embed]


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.58627 del
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>>58626
F, rest easy my king


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.58628 del
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Optimizing aero with giant erect dongs? Is this the next trend for time trialists?


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.58629 del
>>58626
There goes a legend. We were blessed with his videos


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.58630 del
>>58626
F
if only we can all be so lucky to go out on top, on our own terms


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.58631 del
(1.74 MB 1280x720 Runner.webm)


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.58632 del
>>58611
Give it another try, I'm not the biggest fan of Kolie's persona either but the advice is really good


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.58633 del
>>58626
🫡


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.58634 del
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hadn't done a digital race in ages, you'd be surprised how much you can squeeze out trying to hold off a group of 3
saves me from doing a boring FTP test too


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.58635 del
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Today is Epiphanie bert, did you eat the absolute GOAT dessert?


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.58636 del
>>58635
did you choke on the baby jesus?


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.58637 del
רותם טנא to NSN CYCLING TEAM


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.58638 del
>>58637
Around the Sea of ​​Galilee legend


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.58639 del
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it is what it is
will have to have a stern conversation with me coach


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.58640 del
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>>58639
god forbid, he'll tell you to do more volume and z2 rides


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.58641 del
>>58639
kraak brutale


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.58642 del
>>58639
that last ditch effort at the end is like viviani sprinting for 40th


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.58643 del
>>58640
he won't THOUGH
ackshually he will prescribe constant zone tree and fahve intervals
>>58605


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.58644 del
>>58642
it proves that he had the benen, just wasn't locked in
mental training is the only solution


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.58645 del
>>58642
for me its the graph trending downward for like 50 minutes until the mood shifts to fuck it if I die I die


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.58646 del
Bertacek does NOT have a coach


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.58647 del
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>>58644
it kinda felt like a weakmind issues to be honest, true
hr was low, i didn't feel my legs hurting at all but somehow a handbrake was engaged


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.58648 del
>>58646
why wouldn't he, they grow on trees these days really
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LwETUr8bdL0 [Embed]


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.58649 del
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>>58646
Autismbert has SEVERAL coaches


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.58650 del
>>58646
plot twist, he does have a coach but coach is keeping him weak intentionally


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No.58651 del
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>>58650
>my coach trains me badly as a joke
>>58648
i tried it and it gave me these results


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.58652 del
>>58651
I read most of it (3 months a plan) and it's basically just one day of sweetspot, one day of VO2Max, 1 day of long z2 and the rest if sub 1 hour "easy / recovery"
How boring


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.58653 del
>>58651
>recovery block
>vo2 reduced
>sweetspot reduced
is week 7 a rest week but it still has intervals, just a bit less of those?
Anyways yeah that's training plans in a nutshell
>how boring
I think that's why most people don't stick to training plans for long, generally and globally speaking


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.58654 del
>>58651
that 2nd week one looks kinda okay
first one is more recovery than riding


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.58655 del
>>58653
Yes, I said I r*pe on average 6-10 hours a week and the plans has easier weeks with 7 hours up to weeks with 9 hours
It really only consists of 2 days a week of intensity. I know it's a bad idea to do 3 to 4 days a week of intensity but I am afraid I will continue to do it anyway.


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.58656 del
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>>58655
yes
yes you will, it is inevitable. Easy riding on the trainer is unnatural


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.58657 del
>>58651
don't forget to tell it to include weights and core and flexibility on the program
it's critical to ensure that you coach you're coach correctly


Bert 01/06/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.58658 del
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/juliano-ndriamanampy
The next ROUGIER-LAGANE already with name soundclip on pcs


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.58659 del
3rd day of commuting through the ice ans snown, now with extra cold wind


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.58660 del
>>58651
>5x5' at 120%
Now that doesn't look like a very fun session


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.58661 del
Rare picture of bert in his Q36.5 gear


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.58662 del
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>>58661


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.58663 del
>Patrick Lefevere is blowing out 71 birthday candles today.
Looks 80 tbqh, I guess this is what alcohol does to you after some point


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.58664 del
Have you bought your emergency raper for when the power goes out berts? https://www.tukasev.com/en/home/68-hr-bank.html


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.58665 del
>>58659
I find the quite comfy, although my commute is just a shop run.
I HAVE to commute to work today though, get up and turn my laptops on.
After over tree weeks. Shockinly I could live like this, no work, no getting feral, rather productive but on the irish booze a bit too often.
Just keep the salary flowing.


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.58666 del
>Train traffic from Belgium halted at the Dutch border due to track problems.

>Train traffic in the north of the Netherlands was suspended Wednesday morning. Our northern neighbors informed rail network operator Infrabel of this on Wednesday morning. The Netherlands, like our own country, is being affected by winter weather, which is now causing major problems for the Dutch railways.

KWABS


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.58667 del
>>58664
Was not ready for the price.


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.58668 del
>Gaudu changed trainer and is back on the long z2 rides
3 years late but OK


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.58669 del
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New year new me (slower, heavier). Decent benchmark anyway.


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.58670 del
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>>58669
How heavy are we talking?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.58671 del
>>58670
About 80 kg. Was 75 for a while, briefly 73. Not a catastrophe, just a little annoying. I have no desire to achieve true skelly mode but would like to retvrn


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.58672 del
>>58669
Nice job in any case bert, good watts. What's your PR when lighter, 47min?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.58673 del
>>58672
Yeah 46:30. Almost all of it down to weight. Power was very close.


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.58674 del
>>58673
Nice! Now just increase power until you can do that 46:30 with more bodyweight, hehe


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.58675 del
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>>58669
Very cool, Bert!
Plenty of time to lose the winter bulk.
I am already minus two kilos since last month, still 100kg more to go!


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AYUSO PESQUERA manspreading to establish dominance


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.58677 del
>>58676
what is tao up to kek


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.58678 del
>>58677
Even the lassies are leaning away from him


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.58679 del
Amanuel Ghebreigzabhier Egerzeigzaarhka


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.58680 del
The mighty L39ION of Los Angeles are back at conti level for 2026 with the great Cory "The N word" WILLIAMS being their race captain


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.58681 del
>>58680
excellent news they will race many great races


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.58682 del
>>58680
Black pride world wide


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.58683 del
Simon Mohammad Yates ends his sporting career


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.58684 del
>>58683
Incoming doping scandal


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.58685 del
>>58683
Silent ban


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.58686 del
>>58683
>Less than a year after winning a grand tour
Hmmmm something's fishy
Hopefully turning state's evidence against the Visma menace


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.58687 del
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>>58683
huh


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.58688 del
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>>58683
>squeak!


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.58689 del
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Garmin Connect+ (the paypig version) now allows you to truck your nutrition.
I bet the Whoosh bert now feels a little stupid.


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.58690 del
>>58689
It's whoop bert


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.58691 del
>>58690
>whoop-a-bert


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.58692 del
>>58689
Speaking of nutrition, I am convinced that your ups and downs in training simply come from not eating enough carbs daily and thus having depleted glycogen stores.


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.58693 del
>>58683
but why?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.58694 del
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>>58692
are you saying my protein bars are not enough?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.58695 del
>>58692
You're saying that burgers, schnitzels and beer aren't good recovery food?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.58696 del
>>58683
allah calls his general to heaven


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.58697 del
>>58683
I am not saying silent ban. But it is a silent ban


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.58698 del
In other news: COFIDIS will skip GIRO D'ITALIA


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.58699 del
>>58697
I think it's a very loud ban


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.58700 del
question is will they say he was doping even if he's no longer active or will this retirement sweep it under the rug?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.58701 del
ADAM bros we won


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.58702 del
>>58689
I got this thing as a gift with one year free subscription so I don't care either way

Also please don't upset me, I'm trying to keep my Strain Score and Bean Index low


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.58703 del
>>58700
The whole point of silent ban is to keep it silent


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.58704 del
>Je zult dus al een afkoopsom moeten gaan betalen voor een vervanger. Ik zou het geen gekke gedachte vinden Roglic nog terug te 'kopen' voor een jaar met ondersteunende rol in de Giro en carte blanche in de Vuelta. Dan heeft Vingegaard Kuss, Jorgenson en Van Aert in de Tour erbij. Andere optie is na dit seizoen Lipowitz proberen vast te leggen. Met zijn a-typische profiel echt een renner die zou passen binnen deze ploeg. Lijkt mij ook een soort Vingegaard qua karakter. Rustig, bescheiden en harde werker.

Wielerflitsgods. Just sign Roglic or Lipowitz lol


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.58705 del
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Very soon I will need an intervention to stop me from using slopa


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.58706 del
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>>58705
39 is not being in your mid thirties Bert


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.58707 del
>>58706
I am CONSIDERABLY younger than that


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.58708 del
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I thought Brtek was 40+


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.58709 del
>>58705
is 'balding' really crucial information


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.58710 del
Reminder that simon was suspended 10 years ago


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.58711 del
>>58710
And next offense is what? 4 year minimum, more like 6-8 years? no wonder he retired in shame with Giro about to be stripped


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.58712 del
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>>58711
Yes let's give this Giro victory to the always clean Del Toro


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>>58712
Derek (GEE) GEE-WEST true winner of 2025 Giro d'Italia


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.58714 del
>>58713
Hmm I checked the GC and the first clean rider I can find was 26th...


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.58715 del
one year of visma and he feels the need to retire
probably saw what they did to rohan dennis and didn't want to kill his loved ones


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.58716 del
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The battle of the zesty runners


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.58717 del
>>58716
for me it's pellizzari


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.58718 del
16° and beaufort tree
we gaan


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.58719 del
>>58716
pwoah that 'beard' is brave


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.58720 del
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Another memy wahoo workout, the end is near


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.58721 del
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>>58719
Pretty common over here


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.58722 del
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What kind of sociopath puts rape as his top hobby when applying to a job


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.58723 del
>>58722
how puts hobbies on an application is the better question


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.58724 del
>>58722
drink the beans?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.58725 del
>>58723
funny thing is, when I interviewed for my current job I spent the entire interview talking about cycling and watching movies and barely got any relevant questions


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 17:08 [Preview] No.58726 del
>>58723
My favorite is people in academia putting cycling or running o their website with a link to the middest strava profile you've ever seen


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.58727 del
>>58725
Yeah, this is why we ask about hobbies. I don't give a shit about all your qualifications, if you've made it to interview, those are fine. I want to see if you're a reasonable person to work with and hobbies are great conversation starters.

>>58726
>Of course I know him. He's me.


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.58728 del
>Dry January
Time to inventory the cellar. Spreadsheet time.


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.58729 del
>>58722
Hunting for deals on groceries? How in the fuck is that a hobby. And motherfucking BEAN juice? WHAT?? This would not only get you not hired but also being put away in a mental institution


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.58730 del
>tfw enjoy playing musical instrument but there are some grocery deals to be had after getting of the vinester


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.58731 del
>>58729
stingy dutchie finding a dealhunter weird?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.58732 del
>>58731
I am not stingy. You are racist. Anyway what about those fucking beans


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>>58720
meanwhile bert is doing fine doing max 40 minute rides


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.58734 del
skored a 47 over nine holes, not my best work but there was a lot of wind
what is you're handicap, Bert?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.58735 del
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SmMRVeRs3vU

>Bertacek watching this being extremely confused


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.58736 del
>>58735
no need to commute if you don't have a job innit


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.58737 del
>>58735
We actually have working public transport system


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.58738 del
>>58735
he hasn't been outside before 11am in a decade


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.58739 del
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it's going to snow A LOT tonight


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.58740 del
>>58739
it's over here, now there's some massive monsoon coming in apparently and it's gonna POUR for 2 days


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.58741 del
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>>58740
lord save me


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.58742 del
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>>58740
>>58741
yeah I see Friday will bring + degrees and tons of rain what the hell. And Sunday is supposedly -9 again I hope that's not true


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.58743 del
Bertacek rejoice


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:42 [Preview] No.58744 del
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>>58743


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.58745 del
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i have loaded on carbs tonight
we are going stratospheric tomorrow


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.58746 del
>>58745
did you do your deadlifts?


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.58747 del
>>58745
good


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:05 [Preview] No.58748 del
>>58746
no


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.58749 del
>>58748
lame


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.58750 del
>>58748
good


Bert 01/07/2026 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.58751 del
>>58745
waar ketchup pasta fotos hè


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