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KC nun endgültig dood Bernd 11/12/2019 (Tue) 14:48:25 [Preview] No. 31459 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Der Kohlkanal ist schon wieder dood.
Servierer sind jetzt endgültig beschlagnahmt und Helmut sitzt in Uhaft.
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Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:32:31 [Preview] No.32464 del
>>32462
Your loss. The alternatives are no users on /de/. And none on a potential non German /b/ because /int/ and /b/ is all kc-users really use much.
So BG will have a very slow /int/ and a dead /de/ just because it would've been apparently very humiliating to rename a board into an arbitrary letter that isn't used by any other board anyway.
I really don't see how this letter is such a big privilege in the first place and why you and the admin (implying you aren't him xd) make such a big deal out of it. I make a big deal out of it because I know that /de/ will be a dead place forever. It's not like there's an active community already and I don't want to participate because it's named the wrong way. I don't want to participate because there's NO COMMUNITY AT ALL and I suggest a possible solution.
I mean these are the pros:
1. If there was a German /b/ then there'd be a decent chance that an amount of non pedos from kohl/b/ would migrate. Good for BG, good for the Bernds with a new /b/.
2. Renaming /de/ takes almost 0 effort since /b/ isn't used on that board anyway so the solution is almsot there already.

cons:
1. some random on the internet would get what he suggested noooo we can't let this happen!!

As I said, it's pure spite, no rational reason behind it. OR the admin is a two faced cunt and doesn't even want the Germans of /b/ to have a non pedo home but is too much of a bitch to say that.
But as I said, users are an iB's lifeblood and if the admin prefers a dead /de/ over an at least mildly populated /b/ for no apparent reason then it has nothing to do with granting me in particular some form if privilege. It's merely a petty reaction just for the sake of being stubborn. It's a lose/lose situation at worst (like right now) or a win/neutral or win/win situation at best.
But I'm probably wasting my time. Can't let that stranger on the internet have what he wants because... fuck you, right?


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:37:52 [Preview] No.32465 del
>>32463
Yeah, that's the problem. We have Ernst'/b/ but that's not really the same as you can tell.


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:50:18 [Preview] No.32466 del
>>32464
holy fuck look at this rationalization hamstering, mental gymnastics and feet stamping.

>REEEEEEEEEEE GIVE US /b/!!!!

Fuck you. /de/ is where you belong. You don't have some special place at the top of the imageboard hierarchy.


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:52:00 [Preview] No.32467 del
>>32464
>As I said, it's pure spite, no rational reason behind it.

The rational reason is the .de domain and /de/ is a German language board. It's you who wants /b/ out of pure spite and smug privilege. The current board structure is fine. Why should there be /ru/ and /br/ but not /de/?


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 12:56:38 [Preview] No.32468 del
>>32465
>>32467
German Bernds were the first to migrate to Kohlchan long before Ernstchan died for good. The primary reason being censorship, of not only "nazi" threads but also loli threads.



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とちゃき 11/19/2019 (Tue) 09:05:23 [Preview] No.156643 del
冬眠するぜ



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とちゃき 11/11/2019 (Mon) 11:11:48 [Preview] No.156626 del
>>156377
めちゃくちゃ凄いなコレ
仕事に出来るぞ


とちゃき 11/16/2019 (Sat) 02:32:47 [Preview] No.156636 del
>>156626
暫く創作活動から離れてたら
blenderは2.8にアプデされてるわ操作方法は丸っきり忘れるわで
もう
むり


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かなた樣から血を受けるとけいおん顔になるんだ…



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Vidya Thread Bernd 07/31/2019 (Wed) 18:08:06 [Preview] No. 28357 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since the previous reached bump limit.

Played some moar Atom RPG. I don't really have any coherent text drafted but some impressions, moments and such.

This game is depressing. It's like they extracted all the misery of the Soviet Union, ground it, added a hint mutants and monsters, then crammed it into one misery-sausage. Ofc there are funny lines and situations in there, always when you least expect. And you never expect them because the whole thing is so depressing.
NPC interactions are animated nicely. Heart warming meeting of father and daughter. Then they started to gossip about me.
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Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:17:53 [Preview] No.32431 del
>>32413
Wish I had money for a computer that is able to run 2nd one.


Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 23:03:20 [Preview] No.32446 del
>>32431
poland is poor because its racist.
it was not russians who killed the jews.
it was not ukrainians who killed the jews.
it was not even germans who killed the jews.
it was poles.


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Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 07:27:09 [Preview] No.32461 del
>>32431
I can stream it for you. You tell me where to click and then u can play by proxy.



Bernd 04/22/2019 (Mon) 08:07:17 [Preview] No. 25031 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
<<Why does Korea insist that the Japanese never apologised nor compensated for their actions, even to this day,
And How much all of the money japan has compensated Korea until now?>>
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Because ton of monies are involving in this issue.


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>>At 2018 again the Korean government decided to force Japan to pay $24 billion with the money coming from the 245 Japanese companies operating in Korea. Korea tries to force this as compensation for WW2



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The only reason? Money.
Korea have never stopped asking for compensation, even until now.


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Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 18:09:28 [Preview] No.32440 del
Okey, I read your posts up to this >>32331 for now. I laughed at the Gook Story. Where can that comic be found?
I see your point you trying to make.
However at the illegal export of strategic materials the South Korean government might not be at fault, well maybe fault of incompetence but doesn't seem to be on purpose.
I'll continue reading maybe even today maybe only tomorrow.


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 01:03:34 [Preview] No.32449 del
>>32440 result is everything.
South Korea was the holl of the outflow of strategic materials all over the world and it went surely nk and China by the time table.
There is no excuse and it’s too naive to think it’s not "intentionally". After this outflow of strategic materials from sk, chinese aggression goes harder ,Iran.NK and started rebuilding nclear weapon. No excuse.

Anyway how much more I say this , most important is how USA will think about it
Do you want to know how sk became after all of those happened ?


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 06:19:17 [Preview] No.32457 del
To be honest if I were a South Korea and could unify the country I would do it in a way that would preserve the results of the nuclear research so after unification my country would be a nuclear power.
If I were a Japan I would develop my own nuclear weapons since only MAD can more or less guarantee no destruction and if the alliance with the Americans dissolves, their nuclear shield cease to exist, I could rely on myself to thwart a nuclear strike against me.

>>32449
They could have kept quite and continue the export.


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 07:07:01 [Preview] No.32459 del
>>32457
>They could have kept quite and continue the export.

Gorvenment of japan asked it and they refused but USA also asked it and submitted those documents
But they still refuse that detailed usage of the strategic materials even now.

Also thinks well helping nk is the same of the helping Isis or taliban or Iran
NK is killing thousand of south korean.
Nk is more inverdor than japan even sand point of SK
How much more japan supported and compensated to SK until now
South Korea is terrorist supporting nation


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 07:08:25 [Preview] No.32460 del
>>32457
If North Korea and Japan went to war, South Koreans would support Kim Jong-un, says new survey

https://www.rt.com/news/472834-south-korea-kim-versus-japan/

In news that may shock many outside the Korean Peninsula, a recent survey found that, were conflict to erupt between Pyongyang and Tokyo, the majority of South Koreans would side with their neighbor to the North.
The survey, titled “The Situation in Northeast Asia and South Koreans’ Perception,” found that 45.5 percent of respondents would support North Korea, while just 15.1 percent would support Japan, while 39.4 were undecided. 
The survey, which was carried out by a state-sponsored think tank led by research fellow Lee Sang Sin, involved 1,000 participants and was conducted between 2018 and October 2019. 
The findings were presented on Wednesday at the Korea Institute for National Unification’s 11th annual Peace Forum.


https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-japan-war-south-kim-1470235


South Korea is terrorist supporting country.
Imagine, what if France or Spain would support ISIS or Iran or Taliban??
Nk is perfectly one of them.

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Cooking Gulyás reup Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 07:17:27 [Preview] No. 17596 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I saw some Mexican asking for gulyás recipe on Kohl and because I don't really want to start posting there beside the World Cup I decided to reupload the gulyás cooking as the other thread is "File not found" as well. So here's with original text.

Cooking with Bernd: gulyás

I was planning to post a good gulyás cooking since day one but somehow the occasion eluded me until now. I know a Hungarobernd did this on KC main but it was regular "cooking in the kitchen" type of thread and not "over open fire in bogrács" (traditional Hungarian pot).
I couldn't do this live for technical reasons but it will be fine this way too.

Pic #1
Ingredients: meat (little bit over half a kilo, it's pork, not beef), taters (by volume I used about the double of the meat dunno their weight), onions, tomato, paprikas, black pepper in the mill, dried ground paprika in the jar with the red lid, salt in the middle, and the white wax paper on the right covers the salo (fatback).
You can also see my Mora for cutting needs and a bearly visible peace from a wooden spoon behind the meat and the potato, the masterpiece of my carving art, used for stir the food in the bogrács.
The taters are leftovers from winter, wizened but fine for our purpose. Some of the onions and the paprikas are also leftovers I utilized.

Pic #2
The initial setup. Two quarter logs at the sides and a nest in the middle for the fire itself also aligned toward the usual main direction of the wind. The rocks are there for a little draft control. Tripod to hang the bogrács.

Pic #3
Lighted a handful of dry grass, placed in the middle of the nest, then a large handful of dry twigs above, and sticks across the log above all. As these sticks burn in the middle they broke after a while and fall into the nest. The heat from the nest lights up the inside faces of the logs. The heat is very concentrated toward the nest. The cooking is going above the nest, and it really doesn't need much flames. The smoldering logs pumping up lotsa heat, only some sticks are needed to be placed inside the nest time to times. Also when a log burns through, a new can be placed there. I had several prepared.

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Bernd 09/25/2019 (Wed) 05:28:16 [Preview] No.29361 del
BO, maybe you missed in this large traffic but I replied to your gulyás question, little further above.

>>29356
>you don't know popeyes, the rival of kfc?
I don't. I know little on fast food.

>I didn't get the last sentence
See:
>>29241
>>29242
>>29243


Bernd 10/11/2019 (Fri) 16:16:54 [Preview] No.30186 del
>>29361
I noticed earlier, thanks.


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 01:18:24 [Preview] No.32450 del
I want to cook chinken like black people.


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 06:05:31 [Preview] No.32454 del
>>32450
I've tried, I don't what it is that blacks do but my chicken always turns out rubbery. Them black hands must have some magic in them, far as I can tell.


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 06:13:14 [Preview] No.32456 del
>>32450
I guess barbequeueueueing. You need some sauce and a grill.



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Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 00:42:35 [Preview] No. 32067 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Wearing a suit to a job interview is a big no no here in the Netherlands. The management and HR will mock you.
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>>32433
Hm. I think I picked the smallest image.


Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:37:24 [Preview] No.32435 del
>>32434
No. Maybe it would be wise to check it beforehand.


Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 18:26:02 [Preview] No.32441 del
>>32430
Too girly.
>>32432
I could go with that, just a little too much to put on. Tunics are just simple, they're traditional, and they don't have this disgusting smell of uniformity that suits do.


Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 18:49:07 [Preview] No.32442 del
>>32441
they exist in various forms
some roomy some not and you can buy them for about nothing (they cost like a mediocre pajamas at aliexpress but actually far superior to it, and there are expensive ones too made differently)

i own two pieces which i wear at home

they don't look like modern wear because the fabric and everything else is different and nice, they just don't look like typical modern/western clothes

at the same time they don't look like kimonos or some cosplay wear


Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 05:14:07 [Preview] No.32453 del
>>32429
>Can we replace suits with tunics again?
You should ask if it can even be prevented. Women's casual wear has already devolved into whatever rag fits best on top of a pair of underoos (or 'leggings', if you're delusional), now all that's left is standardise casual wear as the standard office dress.



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Anônimo 12/25/2016 (Sun) 15:20:53 [Preview] No. 700 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
/r/ maneiras de acessar a tão famosa board secreta do 55chan, dizem que tem menininhas peladinhas lá. :3

Pago com o que quiserem.
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THE NEWS Bernd 06/30/2019 (Sun) 11:52:12 [Preview] No. 27730 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Old one reached pmub limit.

Btw old. Instead of some news here's some olds, a bunch of photos found by a dumpster in BP - they were digitalized and uploaded to Fortepan (http://fortepan.hu/) I already mentioned in previous news threads.
https://index.hu/fortepan/2019/06/30/amerikai_fotok_alkotas_ut_kuka_dr_haas_lajos/
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Bernd 11/11/2019 (Mon) 16:55:10 [Preview] No.31441 del
>>31433
About time. Britain was miles ahead with London's mayo.
That site doesn't load for some reason. Which city?

>>31435
Amen to that.


Bernd 11/11/2019 (Mon) 17:21:55 [Preview] No.31443 del
>>31441
Hannover


Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 19:53:21 [Preview] No.32182 del
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ebin news: Suomi qualified for the first time in history for a football tournament. Finlan greatest football nation...
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/50440458


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 02:11:04 [Preview] No.32192 del
>>32182
No one cares about finland


Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 19:46:15 [Preview] No.32443 del
>>32182
I think last time they beat us. It was painful to watch.
Anyway, good for them. But still their thing is hockey and ski related sports.



Mewsic Thread Bernd 02/21/2019 (Thu) 21:09:41 [Preview] No. 23382 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fun
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Bernd 11/07/2019 (Thu) 23:06:24 [Preview] No.31352 del
erdenvolk you are krazy im dem kopf,
only reazon der alienz doant blow you appe


Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 16:38:07 [Preview] No.31742 del
The Haunted appreciation. This particular song went in my heda all for some reason. Demon Eyes.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-etrHSqCSrI [Embed]

They have a buttload of awesome songs, tho they got their fair dose of criticism due to later albums turned more and more melodic, and the first one a raw thrash. Also I think the original vocalist left.
In Vein from the first album (The Haunted):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IrNul7Hp048 [Embed]

Dark Intentions/Bury Your Dead from the second (Made Me Do It):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LrCL4fnFM_A [Embed]

Demon Eyes was from the third (One Kill Wonder), so here's Burnt to a Shell from the fourth (Revolver):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VnSD3TxgJTA [Embed]

The fifth (Dead Eye), has a bunch, I think I liek The Drowning the most:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NMZF5gHAFCU [Embed]

The sixth (Versus) was the last I listened, here's the Skuld, the slowest song from that:

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Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 18:31:22 [Preview] No.31780 del
Orcus Chylde is also bretty gud


Bernd 11/13/2019 (Wed) 18:37:41 [Preview] No.31784 del
>>31780
The voice of the vocalist reminds me Ozzy a little.


Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 06:17:57 [Preview] No.32409 del
The HU made a cover for the Chinggis Khan song we all get to like due to the performance of Batzorig Vaanchig.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pD1gDSao1eA [Embed]
I wonder of the origin of the song, I assuming this is an old folk one.



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Bernd 11/12/2019 (Tue) 22:58:03 [Preview] No. 31619 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi Bernd, consider joining this Bernd dedicated board
https://bernd.group
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Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 19:40:25 [Preview] No.32282 del
>>32279
To the hell where all laughter and site advertisers go.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 01:42:53 [Preview] No.32306 del
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>>32187
Fonts are now self hosted. So you can keep blocking google.
>>32195
>1) The site is a little clunky and is very hard to post there. The top header title for bernd.group gets cut off, for example. Do you have any way to fix this?
Not sure what do you mean? Can you post screenshot? Also Palemoon isn't supported because its very buggy to the point that i can not debug it.
>2) What engine is the site running on? Is there a FAQ or help page for it?
It's written by me completely from scratch, it uses PHP, MySQL and Typescript if you interested in tech. And maybe i will replace PHP later with Scala. Not that it makes any difference to end user anyway.
>3) Is there anyway to navigate the site without javascript? I know a lot of websites are currently using it, but an option to run without it would be nice
At the time there is no no-js version, but its planned. I started it to see what modern browsers technology can bring to imageboard experience. Cause 99% of imageboards run on outdated tech that was legit 5-10 years ago, and yes i know it's a "choice" but still i'm surprises nobody made a legit modern imageboard utilizing all the tech 2019 offers.
>4) Who made this site? There's pretty much no info about the owner or this site except that it was made as soon as backdoor Kohl died. Again, just off appearances. I don't really know much about this.
I made it myself. I'm just a Bernd who lurked Krautchan and later Kohl. There is nothing extraordinary about me. I started it about 2-3 months ago, and even earlier project if you count a project it's code based on. I had another imageboard -> https://hamstakilla.com which is around 10 years old already and some parts of code and database migrated into this new project.
>5) Is there any information from users saved by this site? (Posts, IP addresses, etc). What happens to a user's data after he posts? How is data handled by the site owner?
Out of personal information only IP address is saved (so you can protect site from spammers and etc). Ofc i'm not disclosing it to anyone (imlying anyone could be interested in bunch of random ip addresses from random site visitors).

Actually thanks for those questions i think ill save those answers and post them somewhere on bernd.group

Also we now have 2 additional domains: https://xcomm.id https://kctier.club


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 11:57:41 [Preview] No.32320 del
>>32306
Thanks for the replies.
>post them somewhere on bernd.group
Good idea. I think building trust should be based on transparency and for the users to know what and who they're dealing with. But it's kinda goes against your wish to remain anonymous. So time can help and communication with the users.
I really think the board looks good, tho due to its novelty a little inconvenient it's use.
I wish you luck with it.


Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 01:20:02 [Preview] No.32407 del
>>32306
>Not sure what do you mean?
Stop ending statements with question marks, fucking imbecile.


Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 02:36:09 [Preview] No.32408 del
>>32407
Make me faget?



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KOHLZINE #12 out Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 19:36:05 [Preview] No. 32375 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There was no Kohlzine on October because Casey was hidden.
But now we are back, even more autistic than ever and featuring some illustrations by Russian bernd.

We are waiting for your OC and text (any content, really) submissions on our mail: kohlzine@tfwno.gf
If KC doesn't die by then, lucky #13 will be our ANNIVERSARY issue, so expect lots of quality content(well it depends on your input too, kinda), KC posters, copypastas and more.

Enjoy

t.kohlzinegarchy
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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:02:49 [Preview] No.32391 del
>>32382
fascinating read bernd, i'd not heard of sss before, thank you


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:18:14 [Preview] No.32393 del
>>32388
Maybe the anniversary issue will be the good excuse to change it, we had been thinking about it for some time already


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:23:43 [Preview] No.32395 del
>>32391
It is a new system – some posts have been written in it before, but that's about it.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:27:03 [Preview] No.32396 del
>>32395
btw didn't you use to be some board operator in the first months after the fall of KC?


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:40:09 [Preview] No.32401 del
>>32396
I was board operator on mewch.net, which was run by a friend of mine.



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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 14:40:07 [Preview] No. 32352 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:02:30 [Preview] No.32380 del
>>32372
Also, you are not supposed to guess the password. The password is hidden in the board.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:19:00 [Preview] No.32385 del
No the pw isn't hiddenintheboard.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:27:42 [Preview] No.32387 del
>>32385
Lol, yes, it really is. Imagine the board a puzzle, don't just look at it.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:06:51 [Preview] No.32392 del
Does the pw contains ^? It might have a problem with it.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:23:10 [Preview] No.32394 del
>>32392
you don't have the password yet. try posting some more.



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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:06:30 [Preview] No. 32381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just realised something... something spooky as fuck.

You know how sumo is derived from some ancient rituals? How it was performed in shrines, to appease the kami, to ensure prosperity? It was only later professionalised, and is now performed on a national level by salaried wrestlers, but there are still many religious elements, from how the ring is consecrated by a priest before each tournament, yokozuna entering the ring with that big white rope around his belt, to wrestlers actually throwing salt into the ring before each bout as a means of consecration. It is a deeply religious ritual, somehow performed to appease the kami for the entire nation of Japan. Kinda like how the ancient Olympic Games were performed on temple grounds, and were a form of vitalist worship of Greek gods.

You know when's the last time sumo wasn't performed as scheduled? March 2011. The March of the earthquake and tsunami that rekt Japan. But guess what? The tournament was cancelled a month before. Because of some match-fixing scandal. Yep, that's right. And the earthquake happened 2 days before the tournament was scheduled.

The earthquake happened because the sumo ritual wasn't performed. Because the kami weren't appeased. They were pissed and caused the earthquake as a warning.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:10:45 [Preview] No.32383 del
I just hope you won't take photos of yourself dressed in nothing but a Muwashi.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:23:30 [Preview] No.32386 del
o-oh crap I'm gonna die in earthquake, I should have worshiped demons haha



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格闘ゲームスレ とちゃき 09/21/2019 (Sat) 01:26:01 [Preview] No. 156527 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
やな雲行きですね。
今度の嵐は大きい…

格闘ゲーム全般スレ
愚痴、大会等の紹介、マッチングなんでもござれ
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とちゃき 09/22/2019 (Sun) 02:18:33 [Preview] No.156545 del
電光弾N1よりクソはええ


とちゃき 09/22/2019 (Sun) 10:33:42 [Preview] No.156551 del
セリカかわいい


とちゃき 09/22/2019 (Sun) 23:50:03 [Preview] No.156553 del
>>>せんしゃかわいい
>>センシャカワイイ
>センシャタンカワイイヤッター


とちゃき 09/22/2019 (Sun) 23:53:44 [Preview] No.156554 del
電光戦車BBTAGでも弱いんじゃと思ってたけど
原作通りに特定の攻撃にアーマーついてたり
ブリッツの発生の早さを見るに割と初見蹂躙するじゃねえかなあ


とちゃき 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:09:32 [Preview] No.156640 del
相変わらずスト5



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レトロゲームスレ とちゃき 10/17/2019 (Thu) 12:21:42 [Preview] No. 156591 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
古いゲームのことならなんでもござれ
5スレ目
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とちゃき 10/28/2019 (Mon) 11:31:59 [Preview] No.156608 del
誰このおっさん


とちゃき 10/29/2019 (Tue) 21:35:21 [Preview] No.156611 del
>>156606
JEBAŁ MAŁE DZIECI


とちゃき 11/03/2019 (Sun) 17:25:45 [Preview] No.156621 del
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ファミコン版はアーケード版より難しい


とちゃき 11/12/2019 (Tue) 20:53:00 [Preview] No.156629 del
難易度同じじゃないのか


とちゃき 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:09:04 [Preview] No.156639 del
>>156629
バランスはだいぶ違うね
操作性もファミコンは鈍い感じ



daitouryouスレッド 一心不乱daitouryou ##ZrlvUL 08/06/2019 (Tue) 16:01:58 [Preview] No. 155525 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
無罪のエーンジェルが舞い降りた!
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とちゃき 11/08/2019 (Fri) 19:20:59 [Preview] No.156625 del
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ラブリーマイエンジェルあやせたんもいいよね


とちゃき 11/11/2019 (Mon) 11:33:52 [Preview] No.156627 del
11月11日はポッキーの日だよ
お菓子会社が宣伝のために勝手に決めたよ


とちゃき 11/13/2019 (Wed) 11:41:03 [Preview] No.156631 del
冬にそなえて自動車のタイヤを交換しました


とちゃき 11/15/2019 (Fri) 14:55:37 [Preview] No.156635 del
冬はイヤだなあ


とちゃき 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:08:17 [Preview] No.156638 del
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秋は梨がおいしいよ



Bernd 06/20/2019 (Thu) 23:32:19 [Preview] No. 27456 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Name some idiomatic expressions from your language, give a literal translation and explain their meaning.

Cutucando onça com vara curta: "Poking a jaguar with a short stick". A reckless act.

Encher linguiça: "Filling sausages". Meaningless filler speech. Comparable to "padding out" or "beating around the bush".

Lei para inglês ver: "A law for Englishmen to see". In a strict sense this is the Feijó Law of November 7th 1831. It banned the slave trade but went completely unenforced, as it was passed only to appease Britain, which was pressuring the government to cease the import of Africans. Thus, at the time the law was said to be just for Englishmen to see, and the expression now applies to anything used only to maintain appearences. Comparable to "Potemkin village".

Tirar o cavalo da chuva: "Removing one's horse from the rain". A reference to 19th century etiquette: visitors left their horses exposed to the elements, expecting to leave quickly, but their hosts could offer to take their horses off the rain and leave them sheltered so they could spend more time. By some poorly understood semantic shift, this invitation came to mean giving up: you take your horse off the rain if you abandon some pretension.

A vaca foi pro brejo: "The cow went to the bog". A situation greatly worsened.

Dar nome aos bois: "Naming the oxen". Denouncing those involved in something, typically negative, or saying something important.

Boi de piranha: "Piranha ox". Sacrificing something of lesser value to save something greater, allegedly from cattle barges throwing away an older bovine into piranha-infested waters to save the rest. For that we have a more easily understood expression, dar os dedos para não perder as mãos ("giving away the fingers to save the hands").

Queimar a rosca: "Burning the donut". Homosex. Bolsonaro famously replied this to a homosexual on Twitter.

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Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 21:43:44 [Preview] No.32296 del
>>32293
it can be used as in "good riddance", but here its more complex than just that

for example theres only female version of this idiom (and its normally used in somewhat female context, although rarely can be used for males too but normally shouldn't) and actually the female here that gets fuck-offed is an archetype for a normie or some useless retard (a ballast that makes the horse's life (and everyone's else) needlessly more complicated and increase hardship) (all females are normies especially the rural ones where its more endemic)

the female there is a kein bernd if you like, everyone is happy when it goes back to facebook even the horse


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 23:56:18 [Preview] No.32301 del
>>32296
Why does the horse have to be female? Is it like "this is kind of a 'girls' night' we're having, but between that girl and the horse the horse is actually invited"?


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 00:05:47 [Preview] No.32302 del
>>32301
no, the horse is actually 'female' because such was the word choice
i wanted to add a remark/explain this but i thought it would be too autistic or confusing

the fact that the horse is 'female' doesn't add any special sense or meaning to it but for some reason its a female horse

there are 3 kinds of horses
кобыла - female horse
конь - male horse
лошадь - any horse

for some reason they choose 'кобыла' (female horse), its not even that common because usually we call a random horse - 'лошадь' (any horse)


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 17:16:26 [Preview] No.32369 del
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>>32257
>>32293
Oh I get it.
"Get out of the coach/cart - it will be easier for the horse to pull - the coach/cart will run easier/better"

>>32301
The word for the horse in the idiom is a mare.

>>32302
кобыла - mare
конь - stallion
лошадь - horse


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 19:10:34 [Preview] No.32374 del
>>32257
Poland has the same - "Baba z wozu, koniom lżej"



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Is Belgium a democracy? Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 21:22:55 [Preview] No. 32292 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Belgium has a pretty complex structure. In fact it's made up of at least two democracies, a Dutch speaking and a French speaking part. 4 democracies if you count Brussels and the German speaking part. (pic1)

Why consider them seperate democracies, instead of just two subsets/states of a federal state? Well for instance you can't vote for Walloon (French speaking) political parties in Flanders (the Dutch speaking part) and vice versa. They also have different media, public opinion, etc ... Flanders is usually conservative and right wing, while Wallonia is usually progressive and left wing.

This results in some moral quandaries about democracy and representation. For instance, is a Belgian national government democratic/representative if it doesn't have a majority in both sub-democracies? There is an unwritten rule that a government should have a majority in both parts of the country, but it's by no way a legal obligation. As a result the two past governments didn't have a majority in Flanders and Wallonia respectively, which led to a lot of dissatisfaction in the regions.

There is another matter that complicates things. Flanders has a majority of the population, but Walloon votes weigh more in elections. If it was truly representative Flanders could in theory just dominate Wallonia. Hence a Walloon vote is 'worth more'. There are more seats to be gained by Walloon parties per head of the population. (pic2)

Let me illustrate this with a concrete example of the past week or so. We don't have a government atm but parliament did some legislation on extending the term for abortion on its own initiative. The measure had a majority in the national parliament, a very large majority in Wallonia, but a minority in Flanders. (pic3&4)

Is this democratic? Please discuss
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Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 21:37:59 [Preview] No.32295 del
>>32294
there has to be at least one party from each language group
also by convention there are an equal number of ministers from each language group, regardless of the size of the parties from said group


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 12:50:39 [Preview] No.32337 del
>>32292
It seems democratic, but democracies are not always the best thing around, sometimes not even decent.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 13:01:28 [Preview] No.32341 del
Well, would it be democratic if the weight of votes wouldn't be balanced out and Flanders would just "overvote" anything?
Anyway it's democratic since all the voters keep using it as if it was. Legitimacy comes from the people, they act as if it was legit, so it is.
To be honest Belgium is among the countries I know morsels. One mystery is: why doesn't just dissolve herself and the parts would go on their separate ways? What need, what force holds the country together?


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 13:02:18 [Preview] No.32343 del
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Forgot.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 14:15:07 [Preview] No.32351 del
>>32341
If Flanders was still Protestant, then they'd actually fight the Walloons.



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Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 19:54:37 [Preview] No. 32287 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think the Irish are good people.

Let's have a pro-Ireland thread /kc/.

Say something nice about Ireland. Share some nice stories about visiting or meeting Irish people. Share Irish recipes ITT if you want
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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 02:59:45 [Preview] No.32308 del
>>32288
Did the IRA end up winning anything long term wise?


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 04:32:14 [Preview] No.32312 del
>>32308
>Did the IRA end up winning anything long term wise?
Tax-free trading opportunities?


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 05:18:12 [Preview] No.32314 del
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>>32307
>wut?
You can post big titties without having big titties. Unbelievable but true!
He also delivered big titty OC from his wife.


Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 06:42:44 [Preview] No.32315 del
>>32308
sure, they got given shit loads of money by Americans that think they're Irish. Then the top dogs got cushy government jobs to retire on.
The simple fact is, si doesn't want ni back, ni gets too much in gibs from London and si sure aren't going to match that. By the time of the ira I'm not sure si really gave a shit about murdering Protestants anymore.



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Kraut Crystal Bernd 11/14/2019 (Thu) 10:25:22 [Preview] No. 31936 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happened to Krautchan is like what happened in Dark Crystal with the separation or UrSkeks into Mystics and Skeksis. Bernd is skeksi, often twisted but full of energy and Ernst (and endchan bernds, but to lesser extent) is Mystic, rather gentle but slooow.

Krautchan spirit will never be reborn if we dont merge into a perfect being that balances shitposting and serious discussions. Watching both as separate beings is tiresome and sad. Hopefully Krautchan domain returns in 2020 and we can be whole again.
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Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 09:47:05 [Preview] No.32104 del
>>32047
ok schizo


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 19:47:04 [Preview] No.32285 del
I don't get the thread tbh


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 20:32:56 [Preview] No.32290 del
>>32285
There's nothing to get, it's just a shitpost.


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 20:34:19 [Preview] No.32291 del
>>32285
basically one weird thing is eating other weird things, then some other weird things make you realise they were all one thing


sage Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 03:02:59 [Preview] No.32309 del
>>32285
Sounds weird

>>32290
>There's nothing to get, it's just a shitpost.
Well that explains it



Wages of Destruction Bernd 07/09/2019 (Tue) 20:28:52 [Preview] No. 27926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
As I promised I'll write about this book.
It's quite lengthy but you'll reach the end if you read at your own pace. Most of the book isn't dense for me, an economic layman, with the exception of the parts about trade, which left me confused. I'll write what I manage to understand.
The author wrote it to argue in historiographical debates and make some points, but I read it just to add to my historical knowledge.

I'll write in sections, at most one a day so Bernd doesn't get overwhelmed, and will try to make the sections more thematic rather than just a sythesis of each chapter, as Hitler himself suggests in Mein Kampf for how one should mentally organize knowledge. I want to write about:

-Trade and controls of foreign currency and raw materials
-Budgets and revenue
-Agrarianism
-Businessmen and workers
-Consumer goods
-The fate of different industries
-Rearmament
-General progression from 1933 to 1939

If I give up on writing I hope at least to cover the prewar period. I also hope to write on:
-Armaments priorities until 1940

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Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 19:25:44 [Preview] No.32180 del
>>32174
> sources Speer.
Discredited


Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 19:40:30 [Preview] No.32181 del
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>32174
>What sources do you base your claims
Which claims?

>It was poverty and famine.
>Hitler's economic policies were super successful and raised the living standards
>So which is it?
Difficult?
It was poverty and famine and then super successful Hitler's economic policies that raised the living standard

>Providing red herrings/whataboutisms: >>32055
>Winston the spendaholic
Yes the guy that declares war gets ONE MILLION POUND STERLING for what exactly and from whom?
Totally irrelevant you try to suggest?

I mean, he just totally destroyed the Empire and impoverished his country and handed over everything of worth on a silver platter to the USA.

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Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 20:02:14 [Preview] No.32183 del
I also read the book. Would recommend. I also want to get into other work by Tooze, notably The Deluge.

Also good thread. Reminds me of old KC serious discussions.

t. KC refugee


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 01:51:07 [Preview] No.32191 del
>>32181
>It was poverty and famine and then super successful Hitler's economic policies that raised the living standard
It was hardship immediately after the war, recovery to mediocre living standards in the mid-Weimar period, hardship under the Great Depression and then recovery and modest (not fantastic) growth beyond pre-Depression levels in the 30s. Then by the late 30s living standards were still far from the world's highest.
In early Weimar there was a gap between Germany and America.
In mid Weimar there was a gap between Germany and America.
In late Weimar there was a gap between Germany and America.
Under the Reich there was a gap between Germany and America.
The primary source of this gap was structural, in the different economies of scale, different land/population ratio, different rural productivity and technology level, different productivity in small crafts and retailers and so on. There was also the conjunctural problem of the balance of payments, which affected both late Weimar and the Reich. The former wasn't even related to the evil machinations of anti-German cabals in Washington and London. The latter was geopolitical, but only partially as some of the problem was inherent to Germany's condition, such as high imports.
Unlike you, the Reich's leadership had a good grasp of reality, understood this and had a long-term strategy to overcome those deeper problems through militarization. They weren't trying to maximize living standards on the short term, that would only come after the issues were faced.

>Discredited
Speer's ministry compiled valuable data on the war economy and the data isn't false. Speer wrote a lot and pushed a narrative on how things went. Tooze is very critical of his narrative and his book can even be called a deconstruction of the "Speer myth". Nonetheless his work, both during and after the war, is invaluable to historical research, just like many other biased sources.
But go on, try to understand history without reading a word Speer wrote and a number the Speer ministry registered.

>One can scrap "valuable data" even from known fraudster like Wiesental, so no reason for praise for Tooze.
Much of the data is German records ranging from those of powerful organizations like the Reichsbank and Armaments Ministry to minutiae of small areas and economic operations. Or it's otherwise obscure data that you can't call forged or even politicized, such as the Ford/ILO study. If you're going to discard all of Tooze's sources because they don't fit your preconceived notions you'll have to conclude Germany in the first half of the 20th century is a Dark Age with almost no documentary evidence to study.
Despite being so eager to disregard sources you seem poorly informed. Conscription of foreign laborers involved millions of people and a large fraction of the war economy's workforce, and you were completely oblivious to its existence. You were also oblivious to the Polish decrees, though they aren't as important. That you didn't know betrays either very superficial reading or that you yourself have been the target of someone's misinformation.

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Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 19:08:17 [Preview] No.32274 del
>>32101
>USA captured the whole German population of Central America and at least many of them from South America to deport them where they never were seen again.
>What happened to the rest? No they didn't return to Latin America.

Scary stuff





Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 11:03:01 [Preview] No.32124 del
ckrn k^kq^n pjs rkl vzsdw nzsks hfjn xd vzsdwz^r


Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 14:49:05 [Preview] No.32137 del
test


Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 20:38:57 [Preview] No.32186 del
>>32137
dx^r nzrn hjrn szs vjf


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 15:41:00 [Preview] No.32253 del
>>32122
hjrn tknzts

>>32124
xp vzsnwz^i buhn qfx^t bzd gzhd


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 18:09:17 [Preview] No.32269 del
>>32253
>hjrn tknzts

wkr zdz^k^kd gz^s fx^b qrls??

<3 skookd qbrzdn
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Bernd 08/29/2019 (Thu) 05:05:57 [Preview] No. 28728 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>write a book called the Art of War
>lose the war you fight in
What did he mean by this?
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Bernd 11/14/2019 (Thu) 23:57:02 [Preview] No.32057 del
>>28732
>Charlemagne took a serious interest in his and others' scholarship and had learned to read in his adulthood, although he never quite learned how to write, he used to keep a slate and stylus underneath his pillow, according to Einhard. His handwriting was bad, from which grew the legend that he could not write.


Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 00:36:16 [Preview] No.32066 del
>>28728
>>32039
Case of book smarts but not street smarts


Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 02:45:56 [Preview] No.32075 del
>>32039
The Prince holds up remarkably well, all things considered, and is a fantastic guide to running a country or, at least, 90% of it is.


Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 04:14:48 [Preview] No.32082 del
>>32075
How would you know? Have you run a country?


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 13:42:57 [Preview] No.32242 del
>>32082
Avid crusader kings enthusiast



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メカとか とちゃき 09/03/2019 (Tue) 08:59:53 [Preview] No. 156434 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
議論とか含めて色々どーぞ


とちゃき 09/03/2019 (Tue) 09:03:54 [Preview] No.156435 del
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今上海で公開されてる1/1サイズのスコープドッグ
劇中だと棺桶とか色々称されてるけど、現実にあのスペックで存在できたら
戦車不要論とかに発展するレベルの品物だと思う


とちゃき 09/06/2019 (Fri) 02:16:42 [Preview] No.156448 del
タコは凄そうに見えるけど防弾性ほぼないから50口径で撃たれたら死ぬよ
タコの真価は命の価値、銀河レベルで戦争してるから人も掃いて捨てるほどいるから命の価値がクソ安い
だから大量投入して数で押す戦法ができる、無論大量に損耗するけどタコも人も安いので平気
タコの性能も人命無視の生産性重視だからあのスペックなだけで人命重視になると性能も下がるしコストも上がる


とちゃき 09/06/2019 (Fri) 10:02:51 [Preview] No.156450 del
>>156448
劇中でもかとんぼの如くポンポン落ちてたけどそんなに脆かったのか…
というかタコってあだながあるの始めて知ったわ
ヘリコプターで運搬してる描写あった気がするし、現代に存在したら奇襲とかそんな活用しかできなさそうか
あと暴徒鎮圧用とか


とちゃき 10/16/2019 (Wed) 20:03:50 [Preview] No.156586 del
ハロ元気


とちゃき 11/16/2019 (Sat) 11:35:09 [Preview] No.156637 del
二足歩行型はロマンあるけど実用性考えるとキャタピラ一択なんだろうなぁ