SA BEST A

Browsen ausneets in a public library's Culture Studys room.

>>1045084
OOH-NAH!

>>1045084
Big torrents on the wifi download?

>>1045080
Prison will be good for him.

>>1045078
How does he do it?

Crap. Some Mong and his Carer just entered the study room and are talking and eating loudly, also whinging about how the room was 'too hot'. Moving out into public area.

should we all do no nuts novembers ?

>>1045090
why didn't you tell them to shoosh or gtfo?

>>1045091
I'm not cutting mine off.

>>1045090
>Some Mong and his Carer
They are royalty in this society. Show them the required respect please.

Just found out there was an open halloween event I could've gone too on saturday nearby, but didn't know about. Depressed.

Fucking smoke shop is on break

>>1045093
kek

>>1045096
Many such cases. They keep irregular hours.

>>1045094
The library is one of those with bowls of free snacks everywhere. His Highness is now going to all of them and taking the choccies. Off with his head.

>>1045099
Being a fat downie has its privileges. You normie peasants need to watch your place.

Heh, this public library is one of those that wants to believe its high culture and has a Opera-Houseish 1990s design. Whenever the wind blows the hole building structure creaks. Still, quieter than having an audience with the King.

Just been informed by a Library staffer that where I'm sitting will be used by a Childrens Playground in 30 minutes.
This is not a fucking library.

>>1045102
What an outrage

Stop frying sausages as they can turn dry — butcher’s one simple method keeps them juicy

>>1045096
Haven't had a durry in almost a month since the dodgy place I was buying from suddenly closed for good.

Sausages, onions, bread and tomato sauce for loinch, followed by custard and mini meringues. The fat downie just got fatter.

>>1045078
SA BEST JERKY A

>>1045104
Air-frying sausages works pretty good.

Hahaaa, library staffer is telling-off his Highness for interfering with the aircon.

Oh ffs just how settled does one need to be...

>>1045105
You're doing well neet.

>>1045106
Good work NEET. You earned it.

>>1045108
That is how I do them.

>>1045105
They'd already been given that 90 day closure notice, then the Bikies operating the joint said they'd rape the owner's fleshlight if he didn't get back into selling?

>>1045115
>rape the owner's fleshlight
this wordfilter is the gift that keeps on giving keks

Both trays of rat poison are completely exhausted. Not a pellet left.
I can't afford to buy more until next week.

>>1045117
They're 1080 baiting in my area apparently. I've always wanted to get me hands on some of that. t̵o̸ ̴g̶e̷t̶ ̸r̶i̵d̷ ̶o̴f̶ ̷t̷h̷e̵ ̸y̴a̴p̶p̶y̶ ̸d̴o̶g̵

>>1045118
Don't you hurt that doggo.

Big woof

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nninFyXlT38 [Embed]

>>1045120
Poor fella. Looks like he should be okay.

>>1045117
Might be time to try a different brand, I have read some of them don't work very well.

>>1045122
Choice is very limited these days, even at Bunnings.
It is coming to be seen as immoral to kill vermin.

>>1045099
>Highness
>>1045101
>King
>>1045110
Highness

WTF are you talking about?

Cruisey makes soft pig noises every time I get in or out of a chair and then denies it when I question him about it.

A benefit of being a Command Line Master, is generating AI pron in a public library without being noticed.

>>1045127
What a chonker.

>>1045105
Well done NEET.

>>1045126
>a Command Line Master
You are on the NEET council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.

>>1045127
me when i get reincarnated as a cat

>>1045132
I will smash down the entrance door (genkan) of the NEET Dojo and defeat all the GUI NEETs, who will have to declare me a Master.

Ate too much again, I really am a downie, no need to fake it

Now this is the real shit!

I have a good idea of how much I can eat without feeling bloated, but once the feed frenzy starts I too often go far beyond it. The basic problem is my digestive system is fucked up and too slow, and take a long time to send my brain the signal that it's had too much

Need to figure out how to make 20$ last potentially until friday.
Have eggs and pasta.

>>1045138
Pasta al burro is a classic, ultra-simple Italian dish made with just pasta, butter, Parmigiano-Reggiano, and starchy pasta water

>>1045138
A $3 bag of rice would last a weeb neet for a week.

hit up the neighbourhood centres for their free meals? (but they tent to be packed with old attention-deprived boomers who won't ever shut the fuck up, tho)

The scamp has scampered

Mmmm....egg rice.

I keep telling myself there must first be a dark age before there can be a renaissance

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v5dfFoZ_fuQ [Embed]
Youghurt cannon exploded listening to her panic

>>1045139
He'd have to spend half his money just for that cheese...

Time for some more cuck coding.

>>1045138
Check out meetup.com if you live in a big city. They regularly have sponsored tech events with free food.

Learn some of the lingo before you go so you fit in - blockchain, agentic, DevOps etc. Who knows where it might take you.

>>1045146
This is why you ignore leaves

>>1045105
Cigyard.com or cigyard.net fucking one of them

Forgot i had chicken tendies.
I just ate like 7 of them after my wank was rudely interrupted

>>1045145
That'sa pigu rice.

>>1045144
Looked like a missile too when it hit the ground.

Cruisey I wanna play AI slop game

Robert.

Cruisey I also wanna go zorbing this weekend

>>1045156
they should fire people in zorbs out of a big air cannon

Zorbs scare the hell out of me. The risk of deflation, suffocation, drowning, lack of control over where it goes. Nope

Has anyone tried this hack?

What do you call a group of turkeys?

>>1045160
/kc/

>>1045159
Cruisey did that to my door when I refused to come out for fat camp.

>>1045161
kek

>>1045159
Forensic is bottom up but effect entry is top down. If you need to get in ram first fix door later.

The smell coming from this bacon cheese tear & share is, intoxicating.

>>1045151
Good post-wankout feed

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bXUvOQyI0s4 [Embed]
Must credit this for accuracy

>>1045168
Not watching. Delete.

>>1045159
A bit complicated to do it in commieblocks.
Otherwise my life is officially hacked.

>>1045154
When a Jim's Mowing employee thinks nobody is watching.

>>1045154
I'd prefer My Summer Car over that.

>>1045156
>pidge force

Made a very gpt email reply to an important and sensitive matter.

>>1045165
You are out of control.

>>1045143
Renaissance was a regressive movement that caused more trouble than anything.

>>1045168
He acknowledges the truth.

>>1045172
>pidge force
The future.

>>1045154
Trying to find that track, but only get The Wiggles song.

>>1045178
I think it's AI sloppa generated for that game. The game is called One More Lawn if it has a sound track.

>>1045173
She'll be right. I use it often for emails to rewrite them

>>1045179
You're right. There's tracks from the demo on YT, but not the Cat Shit one.

2Aussie uploads the same time as GregO.

Might grab some of those lower carb strongbow ciders.

>>1045139
I'm going to try that with instant noodles instead of fancy wog pasta. #neetcusine

>>1045183
They'll cost $23. I have $79 until Thursday. I need coffee and some basic toiletries. I could get the grog and try to hold off on the other stuff, or be a functional homo sapien and forego the alcohol in favour of more important things like shampoo and handsoap. What do you neets think?

>>1045183
I got 10 cans of Somersby today at $27 -- it's been >30 for the last few months.

>>1045185
I think you're in a world of shit.

>>1045185
Well, yeah, being low on funds always killed the idea of getting grogs.
Since the Israeli War of Everlasting Eternal Peace With a Machinegun started and filling the neetmobile took $175, I've only bought alcohol twice.

>>1045185
Garn!

>>1045183
are they lower alcohol % to be low carb? i usually get the darkfruits

>>1045188
well lah-di-da

>>1045161
Well bantered NEET.

>>1045162
>fat and camp
My exact personality type.

>>1045165
My old local Coles used to fill the T&S shelf at ~9:30am, so I'd get there for fresh fake-pizzas with the BBQ sauce still warm..

Sydney Sweeney is apparently the next Bond girl.

>>1045196
Olive must have been busy.

>>1045197
Oliver would've been good in the role.

The moofie Perfect Days (2023) has not much dialogue and follows the life of one Jap wagie. Overall I have enjoyed it and there is not much music either.

Smoked wagyu beef

>>1045200
Perfect Day

>>1045196
Don't get the hype. She's already hit the wall, fallen over got back up and hit it again.

Geez thanks Zesty...
>>1045155

>>1045193
You big sexy poof!

used to stay up until after midnight, now all I can think about is going to bed early. Although it's probably got to do with all the caffeine and sugar I used to consume and don't anymore rather than just age.

Sunday night sads

>>1045207
Thank god it's Monday.

>>1045207
It's not Monday?

>>1045209
>>1045210
Oh ffs

I got a ~20 year-old Canon Powershot A550 camera working again. Being from the pre-Liion battery era, its internal clock/settings battery was just a replaceable CR1220

>>1045207
Thursday night aids

Imagine having the surname Kuntz

Good night NEETs.

>>1045215
Imagine your parents Mr and Mrs Kerr calling their son Wayne.

>>1045213
Nice, I still have my old canon.

>>1045216
Night neet.

Gained two kg and my pants no longer button up. But this was all part of the plan.

>>1045057
Never knew Santa was a cannibal.

>post 12 times over 12 hours
no image posten 4 u
>spam 4 one-liner posts in 5 minutes
zesty <3 u

>>1045217
There’s a Wayne Kerr electronics brand

>>1045218
I was all over the shops today trying to find an SDCard reader (not microSD). Where did they all fucking go.

>>1045225
..being I want to get CHDK going.

>>1045222
Dude, what the fuck are you even talking about?

>>1045220
It was only a month ago I had to mo

>>1045227
The fact you have to spam the board to post images/links working, while you're still locked out if you're posting only at a regular pace all day. Pretty simple.

>>1045220
Exactly as planned.

Waiting patiently for a place to sleep

where the fuck did the day go?

>>1045222
The spammer spams the board again. So had to clamp things down. This how it works.
Could enable r9k but then the neets should not post repeated things.

>>1045233
Into the past.

>>1045230
Okay. I'm retarded.

>>1045234
We are nothing but a board of recycled webby and possum references, it would destroy us.

All I wish to do is post boongs

>>1045182
He's still standing on some sort of stepladder in his kitchen.

>>1045216
Good night Pidge. xx

What horse should I bet on tomorrow neets? I need a surefire winner this time.

The Wicked Wings were unacceptable again. Old and nasty. Fuck the Colonel.
I got served at the first window by an African who looked like he wanted to carjack me.
Fuck fast food. Fuck the slop. Never again. I'm done.

I had to go to Bunnings to get a new saw so I got some more ratsak while there. The saw only cost $4.98. We will see if it can cut.

I threw out my current pair of "out and about" Crocs. The bottoms had worn down so much the balls of my feet were hurting when I got home.
Lucky I have more pairs ready to enter into service. I buy multiples when they're on big discount.

>>1045242
Bet on a grey one. I always support them they are the underdog.
Fuck brown horses.

>>1045245
Neet you are a slave to fashion.

>>1045243
>Never again. I'm done
I want to believe.

>>1045244
>a new saw
It will come in handy to cut up the rats.

>>1045243
You have turned the corner neet, tomorrow you will race away from the past down the freeway of life

Might breed some half human, half fish hybrids

too hyped up to sleep, left my exercise until too late in the day, I'm always such an idiot

>>1045252
Two fillets please.

>>1045249
kek

>>1045216
Night fella.

>>1045221
You really should watch that Finnish Satna movie we added last year for the Xmas Special repertoire.

>>1045243
>I'm done
Good decision.

Keep thinking about that arrogant prick Mace Windu.

>>1045260
He was my favourite jedi. Until i realised star wars is lame.
But republic commando was fantastic

>>1045261
>He was my favourite jedi.
I bet you thought his purple lightsaber was cool.

I went to Woolies at 7:30pm. I thought it would be quiet but it was packed with Jeets and Africans. They were everywhere.
No mince, no bread left.

>>1045262
Yeah it was

Might move to queensland

>>1045265
Can you handle the humidity?

>>1045266
I don't know

There have been several crows hanging around here for the last few days.
They are very heavy and loud walking on the roof and on the roller shutters.

>>1045268
Buy a sling shot and shoot them with it

>>1045268
Don't listen to this NEET >>1045269 just let nature going on her way.

>>1045237
It's like 50% of the posts are from a chatbot.

>>1045258
Don't have a Cow, Bitch.

I talked to my doctor today a bit about diet. Talked about keto and mederterrainian deits.
Then he unironically recommend KFC to me.
The NEETs have always been right. Our naturally superior intelligence led us to the ideal modern lifestyle

>>1045273
>Then he unironically recommend KFC to me.
Any menu item in particular?

>>1045272
But on the other hand, the dude whose life is playing nigger sport is being a cunt to his neighbours.

>>1045275
The basketball against the wall would be very annoying. Very inconsiderate.
But when a woman has a haircut like that and those sort of glasses she is not going to get any sympathy from me.

>>1045274
Wicked Wings. The older the better.

>>1045277
Shiban i wanna give endchan a nice mobile view

>>1045277
Also i sent you mail

>>1045278
magrathea.endchan.net/org

>>1045279
I read two.

>>1045280
It didn't load up. Might try tomorrow on computer.

>>1045282
Oh, magras are down at the moment. Tor too I think.

awake too early again, need more sleep

>>1045232
kek

It's falling out of me.

>>1045251
I hope he remembers to look both ways before crossing.

“Gaytime Krushers were the best thing ever, need them back asap,” one user wrote on Instagram.

“Again, doing everything but bringing them back, sheeeeesh,” a disappointed customer claimed.

“The Krushers were so good,” a third commented.

“I would do anything to have them back,” a fourth echoed with the crying emoji.

“I miss the Oreo Krusher,” another user pointed out.

>>1045243
You'll be back

Gaytime Wesley Krusher

>>1045291
They call him.

Two atoms are in a bar. One says, 'I think I lost an electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' To which the other replies, 'I'm positive.

Wicked wings are vile every time no exceptions very poor quality chicken will not eat

>>1045294
I don’t understand this, but I will give you a courtesy el oh el

sam altman reminds me of ludwig witrgenstein

Magrathea is online.

>>1045295
I don't eat wicked wings myself, but I do love chicken wings marinated in honey soy garlic sauce from the butcher, with the chicken and the marinade poured over white rice. Fortunately they take some time to cook so they're not an impulse buy like kfc, and I only binge on them occasionally.

>>1045242
Gout Gout

>>1045257
Saw that on SBS one night.

>>1045263
Shame, was looking forward to savoury mince on toast for brekky.

>>1045303
I bought it all from woolies yesterday. Yes, every last pack of mince. But I'm feeling generous so you can come around to my house and watch me eat some for breakfast.

>>1045286
🖕🏿

>>1045287
The first Hungry Jacks was in Innaloo WA. Opened 1971.

>>1045307
>Innaloo
heh

>>1045277
Heh

She found out how to the volume back up on her chromecast.
Going to get a coffee and vibe code a script that automatically limits her TV volume to like 50%

>>1045304
I'll lick the plate once you're done.

>>1045310
I'll lick the pussy once you're done.

>>1045288
Gookin morn

>>1045311
WindowNukeApu.jpg

I have taken to giving polite applause at the end of every YouTube video I watch.

>>1045318
nerd

Watching a video on koala rape. Need to get up to give it a round of applause.

Two Adams are in a gay bar. One says, 'I think I lost an erection.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' To which the other replies, 'I'm HIV-positive.

shiban ignored my emails 😭😥

Booked in with Dr Pajeet again. Trying to get all my files so I can work towards getting supreme NEET status

>>1045321
lol

>>1045285
>>1045288
>>1045314
Good morning.

might have some horse meat for lunch

>>1045323
Good luck NEET.

>>1045310
I hope this doesn't escalate much further NEET.

@weber herder came through and gave me some cash but he's like slow about it.
I think this lends credence to his stories being true.
Also can't remember if I said he had an NDA and a clearance although his was only a basic one.
He said he is still friends with guys with clearances.
Maybe I can hook you up and get you a job kek.

>>1045341
This is herder's about me section.

Pour 2 Eggs on Broccoli and Make This Delicious Breakfast, Brunch, Dinner or a Quick Family Meal! 😋

>>1045342
kek

The new saw did the job I needed it to do.
I think I got the wrong type of saw but it was only $4.98 and it cut through.
So I am declaring it a happy ending.

>>1045329
It won't once he installs the script.

>>1045340
>but he's like slow about it.
He is a scammer and a cheat but he knows he has to keep you happy so he can keep exploiting you, so he brings himself to give you a little bit here and there.

>>1045343
>Pour 2 Eggs on Broccoli
Sounds vile. the mix of smells.

Might buy a citadel. Probably have to be a fixer-up.

I refilled the empty ratsak trays.

>>1045345
Well done my son

>>1045350
Have you come across any rat corpses yet?

First vulture of the day

>>1045349
Start with a basic keep and gradually expand it.

>>1045352
No I haven't but I have never seen any live ones either.

>>1045353
How high is it circling?

I air fried a 7 pack of Aldi beef and honey sausages. $3.89
They were good. Frank and Mrs Mac were right. They tried them on their YouTube video the other day.
Not extraordinary but better than any of the other cheapo sausage options.

Cherries, custard and meringues for breakfast. The combination goes well together. Dopamine levels rising.

>>1045358
That's right.

>>1045359
Fresh cherries?

>>1045361
of course not, canned pitted ones - did you think a fat lazy fuck like me was going to go to the trouble of eating cherries with seeds?

Feel way better after the meringues. Completely normal. All that was missing from my life was a massive sugar hit.

I like the BWS guy's creative accounting.
Took a bottle of red ($18) and a 4 pack of somersby double hard cider ($21). He goes if you spend $40 the somersby is $12, so would you like a $1 bottle of water
So I did and he then gave me the cider for $12, even though that's supposed to be on top of the $40 spend
I gave him the $1 water because it was cold and he looked like he could do with it. He was thankful for it

>>1045362
I hope you got the Aldi ones (Australian) and not the Coles or Woolworth ones (Chink)

>>1045357
Woolies honey beef snags used to be really good.

>>1045364
He did well by you NEET.

>>1045362
So long as you don't chew the seeds you'll be fine.

>>1045350
They were starting to get hungry again.

>>1045306
Every year they do a "be Homeless for a night and get your povo on sleeping under a bridge" thing here, which I think is retarded.

>>1045311
Be funnier if it was a Dead Sea Scroll.

>>1045349
With or without dragons and hobgoblins?

>>1045364
cool and good

>>1045320
I couldn't stand up just after watching it.

>>1045368
When he poos it will be like a little slug gun going off.

>>1045370
Yes, I remember a manager doing the winter sleepout here, and sending his assistant out to buy a sleeping bag and some other 'homeless' accessories.

>>1045357
The weird thing about air-frying snags is although they turn out really good, I always think "they have leathery old people skin" when they're done.
>aldi's meat products is people

>>1045358
Theyre good. All australian.

>>1045366
they burn easily, but yeah

I fucking hate google so bad.
I just had to migrate 4 more accounts over and every one required multiple phone MFA approvals to log in and change the password.
Then I have to wait for their 200MB javascript shit code to load and spam me with more pages saying would you like more spyware.
No I don't I just want to access my shit email fuck off.

>>1045371
Theyre not as old but in a funnier location.

>>1045380
Get claude to reverse engineer it so you dont need to.

>>1045377
leathery old people too, I wouldn't mind so much if they used soft young boongs or something

zinger stacker down the hatch

>>1045383
You've got me thinking about soft young boongs meat now.

>>1045380
why do you have so many google accounts?

>>1045384
Just the right thing.

>>1045387
it wasn't horse flesh but it filled a spot

did they cover this in that docu-drama thing the other year?

>>1045384
A nice feed.

>>1045385
Just the right thing.

Good morning all. My vibe coded llama.cpp fork is coming along nicely, tuning specifically for my pascal card. ~28% faster than baseline llama upstream. Makes Qwen3.6-35B-A3B actually usable.
Mite get on the nags today. BIG fortnightly wage cheque landing tomorrow.

>>1045310
There's probably also an endpoint on the TV you can hit as well. I have to do this sometimes when the misso is acting up and playing loud music just to be annoying.

>>1045357
They are good for lunches but we must admit that they're basically mystery meat.

25 feels like 33

>>1045393
>get on the nags today
Got any hot tips? I need to win big to afford a big ram gpu.

On the recommendation of a Wise NEET, I'm trying a Woolies pasta salad bowl thing for lunch today.
Same ingredients? Looks redder. A bit sweeter. Pasta is noticeably firmer.

>>1045377
Yes the skins do turn out a bit strange in the air frier.
Shiny but kind of tough. Wrinkley bits too.

>>1045384
Well zinged. Well stacked.

>>1045393
Good morning King.

>BIG fortnightly wage cheque
Good work, you earned it. Have a splurge.

>>1045412
What is going on NEET? What is the current stressor.

>>1045398
You would just misuse it for sexual

>>1045372
I will want some heat tolerant minions, due to the magma rivers. Do you think current genetic engineering is up to creating a servant caste of bipedal tool using possums with asbestos fur?

>>1045420
Visit a rub and tug.

>>1045426
Well done NEET. We're all gonna make it.

>>1045393
Try Qwen 3.8 Next Flash on Strata

>>1045384
Told you you'd be back. Like clockwork.

>>1045429
That is my plan. Just wondering if I should go straight for an Intel B70, or an AMD 9700, or upgrade the RAM/CPU etc first..

>>1045370
>>1045376
There'd be cops and security patrolling all night. Fucking posers.

>>1045431
Told you I don't eat wicked wings

Everything tastes like chicken.

>>1045428
Vile.

At the gym. I have never been at this time. There are lots of people. I'm hiding in the changing rooms.

Brown
And
Sloppy

>>1045455
There is no need to hide NEET. You don't need to be afraid of other people.
Get out there and do your thing.

There is another expensive black SUV with tinted windows and fancy rims parked across the street.
It is just sitting there playing loud rap music. Intentions unclear.

>>1045472
That also works for shrooms

>>1045476
Go over and say hi.

Stepped into a toilet and the lid of the sanitary bin was off. The smell, the smell!...

>>1045481
vampire probably got into it on saturday night

The food wastage has begun.

Met new neighbor and he seems cool.
Told him about free youtube phone and TV apps.
Told him about Smart sticks for TV and he was pleased.

>>1045305
Soz kekked the wrong post

>>1045277
kek
that's the right post

>>1045311
Reminds me of this

>>1045487
Not bad.

>>1045484
It sounds like you have been a blessing in his life.

Put 300 on the TAB, site kept fucking up so did bpay.
Might take 48hrs to go through.
Trustyoutinstincts indeed.

>>1045490
the race will be over by then

>>1045490
>Put 300 on the TAB
Very smart move NEET.

>>1045489
He was a bit surprised and happy.
I like being a good neighbor and cheering up other's days.

>>1045464
Thanks neet. I got over it pretty quickly. I'm all done. I had a good session.

>>1045493
You have that effect on all of us here NEET.

>>1045494
>I had a good session.
Excellent.

>>1045495
:)

Might flash my Intel CPU to get rid of intel-aviv backdoor later

>>1045487
We got a Dalek one out there?

>>1045494
Well done 👍🏼

>>1045500
Your hand is quite tanned NEET.

Merry Diwali, everyone.

>>1045498
i thought that was how the processor worked and you can't change it.

>>1045503
Microcode, and firmware for the internal management slave CPUs.

Uh, you can use "@" as a command/program name in bash.

What horses are neets putting money on?

Me and my secret insider advisor have picked Soul Of Spain, Kizlyar, sons and lovers

>>1045512
alias @='emacs -fs .'

Niice.

50 for the win 20 for place
Its on
Just in time

Trustyourinstinct

>>1045504
>slave
I don't think you're allowed to use that term any more NEET.

>>1045540
>Trustyourinstinct
Very sensible strategy NEET. You are basically guaranteed to win.