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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No. 69215
Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.


Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.69217 del
Sent!


Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.69237 del


Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.69484 del
You cant be trusted to pay anyone back


Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.69492 del
>>69484
I understand but after all necessary expenses, I'm left with around 3-400€. That's plenty to pay back from.


Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.69681 del
Help. :/


Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.69689 del
dongdicks9000 is wild


Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.69690 del
>>69689
Lmao yeah idk how I came up with that but it must be like 13 years old now


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.72344 del
>>69215
I still want the laptop btw lol, any help I appreciate.


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.72345 del
>loan
babies first scam


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.72351 del
Nigga uses hotmail💔🥀


Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.72577 del
>>72345
I don't care if it's a loan or a btc donation at this point


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.74401 del
>>69215
See

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RayBtI71VLA [Embed]


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.74411 del
>>74401
Or maybe you should try killing yourself


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.74616 del
>>74411
>>74411
You talking to me, the OP or yourself?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.77056 del


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.77065 del
>>74401
i consider your telling him to get a job worse then op begging. jobs are awful. if you weren't rotten, you'd tell people not to get jobs because you wouldn't want people to suffer like that.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.77091 del
>>77065
I don't take "get a job" seriously because I've sent about 800 applications and my resume doesn't even suck. Right now it just sucks to look for jobs, things started getting crazy in like 2023. I have degrees and experience from two fields. Obviously if I got a job after relentless looking, I wouldn't have created the thread


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.77092 del
>>77091
Instead of coming up with a shitty programmer story just post your face and timestamp, even partially covered to prove your identity, on websites like 4chan or here, say you're homeless and need some money because you're food deprived or whatever. Easiest 100 bucks of your life


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.77112 del
>>77092
What "programmer story", retard? I mentioned it in passing, in parentheses and it was the truth.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.77113 del
>>69215
did it work? anyone donate yet? what do you mean by 'programmer' what do you do?


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.77415 del
>>77091
>I've sent about 800 applications

800 aplications the fuck? are there even 800 companies where you live? that's an awfully large number....

did you upload your resume as pdf file and then re-enter it in their shitty website 800 times? that seems like something that would take weeks to accomplish.

last time i did this i looked at hundreds of companies and then applied for 5, had 2 companies invite me, they hated me, i hated them, fuck this prison i was unfortunate to be born in. money was a mistake. now i have a part-time job where i work 1-2 days a week for like 5 hours and make so little money that all i can afford is food from the discount supermarket and rent for my 1room appartment-cell. my plan is to move to africa because i can do my job from there (for 2-3 more years) and the rent is cheaper and so is food.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.77475 del
>>77415
No it's because most places want 5 years of experience, that's a stupid arbitrary cutoff. Someone with 4 or 3 years can't get a job. I've seen people post proof they've sent 2000 applications, I'm not gonna do that.

Anyway about the computer, I'm saving for a desktop pc. It'll take almost a year but that's my only option.



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