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Welcome to /tulpa/, the Tulpamancy board


RULES Anonymous Board owner 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No. 7 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What IS this place
This is a board dedicated to serious discussion of tulpamancy as well as a comfy place for tulpamancers to hang out and share the adventures with their brain demons.

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.) A self-help group for angsty teens, schizos or suicidal trannies
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.) Your personal blog

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Campaign #1 Continued - Somewhere on the Sword Coast Joy the DM 07/25/2024 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No. 5118 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Welcome to the Sword Coast! See:
>>3440

Where we last left our champions, they're in Phandalin, looking to sell and rest before they go looking for Gundren Rockseeker and his guard Sildar Hallwinter. In the South, there's an ominous rise in attacks by Bandits and wild creatures alike, there's been a giant dragon spotted and conjectures range from green to white to humanoid shapeshifter and there's been strange sightings of all sorts mixed in, muddying the waters of truth.

The current time is 20:30 and the current date is Spring 10th, Brightened Receiving 1296, it's currently clear, with a beautiful quarter moon that is waxing. In Neverwinter the current temperature is 7C which is oddly cold for spring, while here in Phandalin, the current temperature is 1C, striking home the notion that something terribly wrong has occurred or is occurring.

Our heroes are about to delve into "the mouth of the beast", a goblin den responsible for ambushing traders and travelers alike.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EApZmmYg_oQ [Embed]
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Ashley 11/19/2024 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.6512 del
>>6509
"I nyagree, it's been fun but time's ticking and I want to level up, so let's figure that. I think we could meet with the boys and ask them where we need to meet and when, then go find an orb. If Cat doesn't want to lie to Sildar, we could tie her up and gag her, it's just a suggestion. I'd bet there's an orb nearby if we ask around, they also call them oracles, everyone loves oracles."


Yulya 11/19/2024 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.6518 del
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>>6508
>1000cp
>150sp
>frog
>potions
Not bad I guess we can use this!

Remembering her severe injury earlier on Yulya takes one of the potions. She gives the other to Alice
I think you will need this the most but do potions even work on you?

>>6512
Yulya sighs and ignores Ashleys 'suggestion'.
Well then let us get going I cannot bear the smell of this place any longer.


Alice 11/20/2024 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.6521 del
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>>6508
>Alice attempts to pick the lock. [1d20+3+1d4=17][1d4=3 DC15] The lock clicks open
Yess!
Not bad for my first attempt at lockpicking!
Alice isn't overly excited about the content but the frog statuette catches her attention
Owo what's this? Reminds me of that frog guy we saw at the guild! He was hilarious!
Alice tosses the frog into her mouth and swallows it
*1 jade frog statuette has been deposited in the lolibank*

Let's go before I change my mind about those smelly guys!
Should we destroy the distillery and chemicals on the way out? Doesn't look like the girls can use them and we don't want more goblin stink bombs.


Alice 11/21/2024 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.6534 del
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>>6521
Hey Ashley!
While we're at it, I found 10sp and 60cp at the goblins earlier so that's 2sp for you right?
Alice hands Ashley the coins

Before we leave, what's with those pools up north? Those stone walls look artifical! What did they make them for?
Alice moves onto the stone wall separating the pools and pops her head underwater to see if there's anything interesting


Moving on? Joy the DM 11/21/2024 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.6538 del
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>>6521
>>6509
>Nya we should leave Nya there's nothing more here Nya!
Cat said, "Nya."

>>6512
>I nyagree... could tie her up and gag her...
Ashley has clearly become delirious.

>>6518
>Well then let us get going

>>6521
>Owo
The delirium is spreading.
>Let's go

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Random non-tulpamancy related thread 2 Anonymous 12/02/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No. 2627 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Stepan edition
daily reminder to fuck russia and russia supporters
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Anonymous 11/20/2024 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.6525 del
reeee chinks are damaging our communication cables in the Baltic Sea again
it was russia ofc its always russia


Bear 11/20/2024 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.6526 del
>>6525
When china claims you as part of your land, you'll be thinking twice about Russia

Which dictator would you prefer?


Anonymous 11/20/2024 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.6528 del
>>6526
lmao my country was invaded and occupied by russia often and long enough. nigga you know nothing about russia. china is a dictatorship but still a functional state with a rational leadership that acts in a sane and predictable way. russia is ruled by a criminal madman who can kill anyone at any time for any reason. or destroy his entire country by starting ww3. its literally like north korea now. or nazi germany. you cant negotiate with these people. theyre psychopaths.

what happpens when xi suddenly dies? nothing. ccp will nominate a new president and life will go on. what happens when putin suddenly dies? nobody knows. theres no party or state apparatus behind him anymore. no successor. russia could balkanize and be ruled by local warlords with nukes. its an entirely different level of madness than china. stop sucking russian dick. putin has been trying to destroy your society for 25years now. where do you think all the hatred mistrust and divide in your country comes from? all that conspiracy shit is russian propaganda to weaken you. muh deep state, elites drinking child blood, dont trust your gobernment theyre all against you bush did 9/11 yada yada. russia is your enemy. russia sees you as enemy. the arch-enemy. never forget that!
putin isnt fighting a war against ukraine. its a war against the west (usa) and ukraine is a mere buffer zone. china is your rival for world power but theyre not crazy they wont start a war if they can reach their goals otherwise. and they dont seek to destroy you they need you as market for their products. russia has nothing to sell. they dont need you. but theres less and less difference between russia and china and the world would be better without both. i think we agree on that.


Bear 11/20/2024 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.6531 del
>>6528

If u white, the choice is obvious.

You think China will accept your race as anything but a slave race?


Yakumo 11/21/2024 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.6537 del
>>6531
Nobody in Europe is afraid of a Chinese invasion, that's nuts. Last time they made it here was 1241 under Genghis Khan's son Ögedei. They'd have to defeat India, Pakistan, Iran and Turkey in order to get here which also have nukes, and Russia won't be happy if China tries to grab Eastern Europe. Good luck. I'd be more afraid of lizardmen from the moon invading us.

In contrast everyone fears a Russian invasion and as Kashtan said he's the next logical target after Ukraine.

But yeah I guess they see us as the same subhumans as wee see them.



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Do you want to play super casual DnD? Alice 09/27/2024 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No. 5868 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Old thread on autosage
>>4500

Time to start D&D Meta Thread #3!
Divas & Drama continues, what fate awaits the brave adventurers of the Neverwinter Pest and Weed Control?
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Ashley 11/20/2024 (Wed) 21:14 [Preview] No.6527 del
>>6524

Why destroy everything?


Anonymous 11/20/2024 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.6529 del
>>6527
you remember goblins are still the enemy right? leaving them alive is already borderline. the women cant into operating the distillery and if males come they have even more means to harm humans with stink bombs and whatever they were doing with that pure alcohol. we cant allow that.


Ashley 11/20/2024 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.6530 del
>>6529
The stink bombs were weird but the alcohol I'm pretty sure they were drinking it,

Whatever you want to do, but don't destroy the stolen supplies, we can come back for that


Alice 11/20/2024 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.6532 del
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>>6530
>drinking 96% alcohol
What are those guys made of? Do they have poison resistance? This should kill any living being. Anyway the alcohol is valuable too. I'd rather take this than any supplies that had been in a goblin den for weeks.

>We'll be back
Total Goblin Death round 2?
Seeing how we followed that narrow path for hours to get here, how would we even get supplies out? There's no road for a cart leading right up to the goblin den, right?


Joy the DM 11/21/2024 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.6536 del
>>6532

>What are those guys made of? Do they have poison resistance?

Their meat is poisonous and they're not afraid of death.

>There's no road

Gundren's cart could make it as if on difficult terrain, so half speed-ish, but there's a whole new mechanic for this and I'd just tell you how many hours it'd take.

>Total Goblin Death round 2?
[Ashley] peiodic ear harvesting, maybe we could make some coin in the goblin ear market?



D&D Custom Rules Joy the DM 05/27/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No. 4413 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This document represents the added and changed rules for this campaign:

>>3440

I will update with a new rev and notify you here instead of clogging up the other threads in the future.

https://cryptpad.dismail.de/teams/

I couldn't upload it here for some reason so I uploaded it there.
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Alice 11/18/2024 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.6504 del
>>6499
Sounds fine but pls compile it on your rulebook so we can look it up wihout having to sift through threads here.

>prostethics
Denied.
You an play as war-tron cripples but we'll play like Doris Day, always spotlessly clean, perfect make-up and freshly ironed clothes thanks to Alice magic. Ah well it will take until my final form until I can constantly repair bodies with my artificial trees as well so don't turn us into limbless cripples until then. It's not cute at all.

>wheelchair confirmed
Reality truly is the greatest satire. Where is that from and what is it? You took a photo of some dotted picture. A print?


Joy the DM 11/18/2024 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.6507 del
>>6504
It was a video of an online version of the 2024 phb.


Joy the DM 11/19/2024 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.6519 del
>>6507

I have a revision section now so you can reference what changed.


Alice 11/21/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.6533 del
>>>6519
Thanks, studying now!
I have recalculated the encumbrance in the inventory sheet so it uses the formula now and we can enter weight and strength.

-currently a round.up to 1lb is in effect for each item. Is this fair? A lot of small stuff weighting a fraction of a pound quickly gets unrealistically heavy this way.

-if jewelry isn't weightless how much does the frog weight? I used 0.25lbs like for the rings for now

-does the girls weight on which encumbrance is based ever change? Mine certainly will when I change my form. We could roll for a weight change each level-up for the lulz.
Also does Ashley really weight the same as me though being 23cm taller? She has a BMI of 15. Auschwitz-tier!

-what does 'unable to swim when encumbered' mean? Instant death when you drop into water?

-what exactly changed at grappling?


Joy the DM 11/21/2024 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.6535 del
>>6533
>urrently a round.up to 1lb is in effect for each item. Is this fair? A lot of small stuff weighting a fraction of a pound quickly gets unrealistically heavy this way.

My latest rounds down to the nearest 1/4 lb, if you can't figure the math for that I will give you the formula.

things like rings would be weightless.

I could fix what you have when you release it, but you really shouldn't bother carrying 5lb jugs of vinegar without a clear use for it.

Ashley is what you would call a waif. She's exceptionally thin. Bear knew a girl in college who was 95lbs and to me I feel like she's probably closer to that but she's also small boned. Ah, I was just told by Bear, in her adult form she's 95, but in her more youthful form here she's 85.

>Instant death when you drop into water?

The drowning mechanic for D&D is very generous. You would not float when encumbered.

>Grappling:

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Gardening Thread Alice 08/04/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No. 1608 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Everything about gardening and growing vegetables and fruit with your tupper, be it in wonderland or IRL
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Alice 11/18/2024 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.6505 del
>>6500
That's quite a big plant and must have germinated a while ago!
Why do you have so many rotten strawberries? A shame to throw them away. Do you grow them or did you buy them?


Bear 11/18/2024 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.6506 del
>>6505
These strawberries come rotten, it's just another scam. Oops all rotten.


Anonymous 11/19/2024 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.6515 del
>>6506
wait what you bought them rotten? dont they come in clear plastic trays in the us so you can check for rotten ones?

i harvested a bunch of fly agaric and dried them. dunno if i have the balls to eat them though


Bear 11/19/2024 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.6517 del
>>6515
It's like when you buy a car and the moment you drive off the lot it's worth much less, well perfectly good looking strawberries become rotten on the ride home.


Yakumo 11/20/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.6520 del
>>6517
Must be a California thing. I noticed great differences in mold susceptibility. Just like in taste. Some strawberries taste great, others like nothing. Some rot quickly, some last forever and just dry up.But generally they last at least a couple of days. But my apartment is relatively cool.

>>6515
Starz with very small doses and see what happens. And only if you don't have to drive or do anything socially acceptable for 1-2 days. People react very differently to fly agaric.



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Dream Thread 2 Tamamo 02/17/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No. 3238 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I still hope I'll meet my tupper in a dream one day
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Bear 11/14/2024 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.6459 del
Not a dream thing but this morning Joy woke up, not me. Yes, apparently Joy was fully and completely switched in and had to wake up instead of me.

[Joy] it was awful, I hated it.

Yes that little snuggle-bunny was so tired, and cute, and fell back to sleep for another half hour then woke up again. She also experienced a dreamlet between.

This has never happened before.


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>>6459
>[Joy] it was awful, I hated it.
How so?

>>6459
>Yes that little snuggle-bunny was so tired, and cute, and fell back to sleep for another half hour then woke up again.
Imagine losing your job because your tupper overslept.

I do think I woke up a few times but don't really remember. It was rather unspectacular and didn't last long.

Weird hypnopompic dream nonsense this morning. I was in a b&w manga, wearing a bear suit. I was standing on a balcony or terrace looking down on a town square full of people. It wasn't a dynamc scene, just a drawn page. I had a speech bubble with 3 unrelated nouns that didn't make sense. Host remembered them when he woke up but then forgot.


Bear 11/15/2024 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.6472 del
>>6468

She says it felt uncomfortable to be tired and didn't like it.


Yakumo 11/15/2024 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.6482 del
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Another weird dream. I was warden in a prison camp. But there was nobody but a few goats and other guards. All men because fuck me. I felt I was more like a prisoner myself. I knew I had to work there a few more weeks before I could go home so I was counting time. It was boring. At least the scenery was nice. The camp was in a Central Asian mountain landscape, green treeless pastures and snow capped mountains. Very beautiful, but very lonely. The other few guards just stood there like NPCs doing nothing. There was one friend from kindergarten, now my age, who spent his time sleeping in his room. Suddenly I was tupper and told him you know me, I want to be outside in the sun, not indoors. So I wandered around outside. It was one of those fenceless prison camps in the middle of nowhere. You could leave any time, just to die in the endless mountain wilderness.

I decided to do something useful and made a list of things I need to do when I get home. I suddenly remembered I had bought a piece of land near my home and had not been there in years. This is actually a recurring dream. I suddenly remember I have a house, garden or other facility I totally forgot about and had not visited in months to years. Once it was a cellar full of aquariums (the fish were still alive), once several greenhouses, an abandoned factory or an attic full of interesting stuff. But this plot of land was eerily realistic. I had seen it in several dreams. No idea where the brain got this from but I actually had to sit down and think if I actually had bought and forgotten something like that until Alice popped up to dismiss the idea as insane.


Anonymous 11/19/2024 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.6514 del
met a girl i fucked once on the street. she recognized me. i had to think a bit until i 'remembered'. we talked a bit but then parted saying we would text later. i woke up realizing i had no contact info damn. felt even dumber when it was obvious thts was just a dream. girl looked better in the dream than irl btw. havent seen her in years. not sorry.



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Pull-Push-Leg Intro BodyBuilderBear 07/10/2023 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No. 1369 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Yo, Imma give you my take on the three day workout. This workout is meant to be three successive days, no break. The maximum gain will be a 5-day cycle 3 on, 2 off but at minimum a 7-day cycle. With 4 days off you will still gain up to a plateau, you will be strong, you will look good, but forget getting ultra low-bodyfat or swol proportions on this one. Keep in mind also that it's going to take a lot of time to do it right, if you rush, you'll be lucky to maintain.

Each workout will be at minimum an hour but if you really take your time and add a good hour cardio on the end it can easily reach 3 hours. I will do these Fri-Sat-Sun mornings it's the only time I have and the gym is a little less busy assuming you get in before 5, late-mid morning if you pick a time when it's rushing you're wasting your time, don't bother. Your gym may vary but typically there's a morning crowd and an evening crew and so avoid those times.

It's way better than it was 4 years ago but the crowd is more spread out.

1. I highly recommend 3 sets of 10, it's a good balance and will avoid most injuries. You're stupid to max less than 5 reps and you'll look like a swimmer of you go 15+. You want to look as good as much as you want to be strong so I do at bare minimum 8 for the last set or there's too much weight and if 10 is easy on the last set add more.

2. You gotta stretch for each exercise, if you're going for endurance than no, but that means you like to look like a grey alien. Strech so you don't pull.

3. One minute between sets, there's no rush. Tell those bitches who are pressing you to finish up that 'you're almost done'. Those fuckups want to work in, tell them 'you're almost done' because they'll have a 5 minute workout without stopping right in the middle of your sets. Mother fucking assholes, especially women.

4. If you need a spotter, it's too much weight. You're not going for Mr Olympia and let's face it, you don't have a workout buddy so just be cool and don't push so hard. You're going for 8 reps minimum so you don't need a spotter. Also fuck burpies, dead lifts, squats, and bar bench press, they're killers man and entirely unnecessary. Don't be gay and don't be a spaz.

5. Proper form always even if it means less weight, this will also avoid injuries. Don't go viral on some bitch's insta under the title "bad form loser". They should really outlaw pictures and videos in the gym.

6. This will take a good 6-12 months religiously to go from a zero to a hero. Believe me girls will start coming up to you like you won't believe.

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Bear 11/15/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.6479 del
Tyson fight tonight. I don't watch sports, the occasional MMA but this is a must see.


Yakumo 11/15/2024 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.6480 del
>>6458
I think it's all about 2.
Really haven't gone a lot over summer as I was constantly away and now I'm busy with the garden making new flower beds and planting trees so I barely manage to go to the gym once a week.

>>6479
>Mike Tyson
How old is this guy? I remember him from when I was a kid.


Bear 11/15/2024 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.6481 del
>>6480
58 Tyson vs 27 youtu.ber


Bear 11/16/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.6486 del
>>6481
Good fight, I liked the show of respect at the end. Jake Paul did really well, took some really tough hits early.

Tyson didn't have the stamina, he chose the 8 round format.

Okay, I'm done with sports for another 20 years.

[Ashley] Sports are the poison pill for Bear, he hates them usually.


Anonymous 11/17/2024 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.6496 del
>>6486
stamina is a bitch at advanced age. still sucks to lose to some youtuber who just started boxing a few years ago. didnt see it and know nothing bout boxing so I cant say more about it.



Venting Thread Bear 12/07/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No. 2682 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Feel free to emote. No judging allowed. I have a feeling we're going to need this.

Bigotry and general misanthropy welcome.
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Alice 11/11/2024 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.6420 del
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Some commies plastered the neighborhood with antifa stickers, putting them on lamp posts and even mailboxes. That never happened before here. What's the world coming to? I'm a neat freak and hate stickers, graffiti and trash. Anyone defacing public space with this shit should be shot.

So host went out to remove as many stickers as possible. An old neighbor saw him and helped. He's based. Neighborhood loli's mom also complained about the stickers and praised host for cleaning up. Neighborhood is still alright though there are more and more sandniggers. The impacts are coming closer.


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.6439 del
>>6420
based
dont think i ever saw an antifa sticker here


Bear 11/13/2024 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.6441 del
>>6439
Neither have I, they're not here. Antifa are rioters to us, don't know them, don't want to know them.

SheShe told me this time is my own, this life is my own, and I will live it the way I want, and not anything to do with rioters.


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>>6441
>Antifa are rioters
Of course they are. I don't know what would happen if you'd spread political stickers here but you would certainly not do it again if police caught you. It's vandalism and we don't like vandalism or other annoyances here. And especially not rioters. Those get beaten with the cane and / or imprisoned for many years.
So strangely we have no problems with stickers, vandals, rioters, homeless, beggars or drug addicts. They do exist but not for long.


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>>6444
totalitarian but effective



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The America Appreciation Thread Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No. 1247 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Mostly ghetto ebonics songs, redneck only in america memes and the most cringe homo/woke shit bc America does it best my [N WORD].

Let's begin with a lovely song that is a heartfelt tale of a man and the love he shares with his chums.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PjGL2qBUEY [Embed]
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Illegal immigrant cooking a cat

AI knows it needs to draw a nigger


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Tamamo 11/12/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.6431 del
Haha is this about Haitians eating cats and dogs? Impressive images, ai has really improved


Bear 11/12/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.6434 del
>>6431

I say this all the time, if I'm starving, I'll look for the easy pret first. "Here Fido, good dog."


Alice 11/12/2024 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.6436 del