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koryŏ watch threda Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:19:30 [Preview] No. 8410 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
today as I've been reading the best source of PROOFS (I mean, they're funded by a government, they literally can't be biased) I noticed this
>Former South Korean President Park Geun-hye was making plans to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

since koryŏ has been quite busy lately I think it warrants a specific thread
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Bernd 09/28/2017 (Thu) 20:08:46 [Preview] No. 10729 del
Ümm. 4,7...

Bernd 09/29/2017 (Fri) 20:12:14 [Preview] No. 10765 del
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fug, how will ameriga recover?

Bernd 11/12/2017 (Sun) 07:40:19 [Preview] No. 11842 del
Now that's what I call high politics.

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Bernd 11/13/2017 (Mon) 16:27:53 [Preview] No. 11865 del
I wonder if it ever happens that world nuclear war will be preceded by leaders shitposting on twitter

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BONG Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 16:49:34 [Preview] No. 8483 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All right. Here it comes. First the ones other made then mine stuff.
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Bernd 10/23/2017 (Mon) 16:03:40 [Preview] No. 11404 del
the nets from an all to familiar source

Bernd 10/23/2017 (Mon) 16:08:35 [Preview] No. 11405 del
pic did not attach or I forgot

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Joge thread Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:40:15 [Preview] No. 11812 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How can a football player be recognized?
He has four shadows.
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Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 01:38:25 [Preview] No. 11826 del
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More Miklos Horthy joges, please.
Me gusta.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 10:08:05 [Preview] No. 11831 del
I only know the original one and I think it was written in the old thread.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 16:56:48 [Preview] No. 11837 del
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- Why politicians steal?
- Respect of tradition.

Bernd 11/11/2017 (Sat) 17:17:43 [Preview] No. 11838 del
Oh I know a good one tho.
A methuselah sailor, oldest of the oldest, goes to see a doctor. He says:
- Doc! I have a very serious problem. My penis has shrunk.
- Well, show it. - says the doctor. After a good look he draws the conclusion - It's alright, nothing wrong with it. And I see it has a tattoo on it: Serena.
- Now you see doc, that's the problem. It hadn't read Serena but The best sailor of His Serene Highness Vitéz Miklós Horthy de Nagybánya.

Bernd 11/12/2017 (Sun) 02:21:41 [Preview] No. 11840 del
Danke Bernd

Bernd 10/31/2017 (Tue) 16:46:57 [Preview] No. 11591 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>The flag of Buenos Aires, the capital of Argentina, officially adopted on October 24, 1995, portrays an eagle, symbol in the coat of arms of the House of Habsburg, to which Emperor Charles V belonged. This is because Buenos Aires was first founded (1536) during his ruling as king of Spain, and founded again (1580) under the reign of his son Philip II. [1]
>As a symbol of Spanish colonialism, this flag has generated controversy among advocates of democracy and republicanism. Councilman Adrián Camps from left-wing party Proyecto Sur (led by Representative to the Argentine National Congress Fernando Solanas) proposes repealing the 1995 city law that adopted this flag as the official flag of the Buenos Aires city and proclaiming a law choosing a new flag that better reflects the cosmopolitan, democratic and tolerant spirit of the city using participative methods. [2]
>As a symbol of Spanish colonialism, this flag has generated controversy among advocates of democracy and republicanism.
>advocates of democracy and republicanism.
>a new flag that better reflects the cosmopolitan, democratic and tolerant spirit of the city
>participative methods
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Bernd 11/06/2017 (Mon) 19:20:28 [Preview] No. 11740 del
That's what a panther kind of is, except that it also has fire coming out of his mouth and arse. The fact that some biologists felt the need to name an actual great cat after it is completely unrelated to its existence in European bestiary before that, as is existence of Komodo dragon unrelated to mythological dragons. Trying to draw a heraldic panther as a panther the animal is equally retarded as trying to draw a heraldic dragon as a Komodo dragon.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 16:21:20 [Preview] No. 11809 del
Don't forget this flag.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:36:41 [Preview] No. 11810 del
>Don't forget
Wish I could do.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 17:37:18 [Preview] No. 11811 del
I believe panther was know well before the middle ages in Europe.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 20:29:56 [Preview] No. 11818 del
Yes, but using the term panther to refer to big cats is a later invention. Before that it was called (leo)pard.

question Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 12:07:16 [Preview] No. 9768 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what do you think about imageboarding bernd?
are you tired of it?
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Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 08:06:25 [Preview] No. 10644 del
Right now I'm fed up with that permavigin rage that makes some peeps shit all over threads with good looking women in them. They can't enjoy a cute face and/or a shapely body without getting frustrated by their own state and they start to project their rage onto those grills like somehow it's their fault. This especially bad in the case of real and e-celebrities.
I think the closest example is how that Bernd with the Peruvianball behaved in relation with Alizée. And this case was quite mild. Some fags out there can work themself up so much that they go out and harass their waifu (because these nutcases are actually in love with those broads and the fact that they'll never "get" them makes them angry) and they put so much energy into their shit that if they put that much into getting a real pussy that they could get one.
I'm seriously considering it would be a great idea to establish state owned "how to get women" schools and official matchmaking offices with mandatory registration and shit like that.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 08:14:33 [Preview] No. 10645 del
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I know that feel fam. Niggers are retarded. It's like a chicken and the egg situation. They don't really understand the fundamental differences of men and women and then blame women for acting like women, or when they get old and don't look quite so good. Only thing that really pisses me off about women I'd say is the hair color thing. Some women I know have had the same artificial hair color for 10+ years be it blonde or sometimes just a lighter shade of brown then their natural hair color. This is time and money they waste.

Bernd 09/24/2017 (Sun) 17:13:06 [Preview] No. 10663 del
What I don't like in women is their unrealistic expectations. They want a strong independent man who/whom/whomst/whomt/whot/whatever they can control and when they get one they are upset they can't control him. Or if they can control him then they are upset he isn't strong and independent.

Bernd 10/13/2017 (Fri) 12:53:41 [Preview] No. 11153 del
I'd still rather post things like this on imageboards than start a blog:

<I find that memory is heavily associative -- when I'm prepared to speak in English, it somehow cuts my mental association to most concepts that I mainly know in the context of Finnish. It's like a complete gear shift, where the two languages can't meet. Speaking in English I sometimes couldn't be put on the spot to recall even basic things like catchy song lyrics in Finnish unless they're already in my near memory. That is, recalling from your vast pool of experience is in itself something that requires a certain level of talent to perform with immediacy, but its curious how that works specifically in a single side of the language barrier. This makes me wonder if in fact every word we speak somehow reminds us of every other word we know, but only within the same langauge. It's strictly a matter of semiotics, I do recall abstract concepts of course but the appropriate signifiers don't come to me easily from separate languages, although I'm trained for them to come quite easily as long as I only have to speak in either language, but then I can do it at great length without stuttering or looking for the correct word. This time I was trying to translate in my a head a figurative reference to calvinism somebody was using, and how to say the same thing to a Finn, but I couldn't for the life of me remember the name of laestadionism although Finnish armchair politicians talk about them all the fucking time. I just haven't ever heard that word in an English sentence, so while my brain was primed to English the word for laestadionism didn't exist for me.

Bernd 11/10/2017 (Fri) 06:17:19 [Preview] No. 11808 del
Expressing things in another language sure needs a different thinking process. Sometimes I would share something with Bernd but in English it would be nonsense so a decide against it.
Literal translations of sayings sounds funny tho.

This < thingy doesn't fit into this color scheme of ours. Very hard to read. In fact had to copypaste this text into a text editor.

Now I'm pondering how much posters would we need so the board could do all right. This is a periodically returning motif.

Dear Mr. Hungry ball Bernd 09/22/2017 (Fri) 06:24:54 [Preview] No. 10598 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I ask a favour of our Hungarian friend. Would he be so kind as to watch this webm and comment whether the English translation is accurate?

I love this story, Conquest of the Rats, by Albert Wass but couldn't find an English translation of his book. Therefore I intend to transcribe the translation on this video myself and print it. However, first I would like to know how accurate this translation is and if our Hungarian friend would be so kind as to watch and comment on the video?
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Bernd 10/02/2017 (Mon) 15:41:46 [Preview] No. 10820 del
>What do you do with the printed version? Will you distribute it?
Sorry, I didn't see your reply. I was thinking of illustrating it, maybe even as a kids book for friends and family. I would be happy to share what I eventually do with everyone here.

Again thanks so much for the help.

Bernd 10/02/2017 (Mon) 16:52:06 [Preview] No. 10825 del
>hussars associated with fun, alcohol, frivolity and vulgarity.
That's not a coincidence. In the old times they were sold as the embodiment of masculinity, dash and machismo, doing impossible and flamboyant stuff.
Like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1757_Berlin_raid
Also they were quite the marauders prior to the Seven Years War as they didn't get pay for service and they had to earn their living via plundering and pillaging. Some even very hanged/shot for banditry. And even later on strategic level they were used to disrupt the security of the hinterland, forage and harass marching armies and such.

Related recommended for view (it's a fiction, has English subtitle):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QniGo1g4ZQw [Embed]
What is this? Here:

Bernd 10/02/2017 (Mon) 16:55:43 [Preview] No. 10827 del
I'm wishing you good work.

Bernd 10/02/2017 (Mon) 21:10:43 [Preview] No. 10843 del
Not really, we have a separate article for Rzhevskiy:


Sadly it has no other version except Polish and Ukrainian, Ukrainian is pretty small and Polish is smaller, but contains links to jokes in Polish lang: http://porucznik-rzewski.dowcipy.pl/

There is small English text in article about Russian jokes too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes#Poruchik_Rzhevsky

Bernd 11/09/2017 (Thu) 16:22:51 [Preview] No. 11796 del
How's the wörk going?

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EDC thread Bernd 10/30/2017 (Mon) 17:44:04 [Preview] No. 11562 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your edc.
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Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 16:27:10 [Preview] No. 11780 del
Who carries such stuff on daily basis?

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 16:45:07 [Preview] No. 11783 del
I got one of these wallets to save space in my pockets I hate having a ton of stuff on me. Not taking a picture because you guys know what smart phones and keys look like by now.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 17:08:37 [Preview] No. 11785 del
That wallet seems a good solution.
Smartphones feel fucking clumsy. They are too big for lots of pockets during summer I see bunch people just carry it their hands. For teenagers, young adults it's all right they're poking it constantly anyway.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 21:24:48 [Preview] No. 11791 del
>They are too big for lots of pockets during summer

Use pants with proper pockets

t. pants with proper pockets user

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 22:31:53 [Preview] No. 11793 del
i hate the dress pants with pockets like this cause stuff will spill out when you shit

qatar embargo threda Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 12:52:05 [Preview] No. 8354 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
latest news from the best source of proofs
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Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 06:18:33 [Preview] No. 11774 del
Pure coincidence.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 16:38:41 [Preview] No. 11781 del
Yeah it's totally about corruption. It's nothing to do with eliminating opposition.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 17:07:39 [Preview] No. 11784 del
Yeah... reminds me of how in China Xí Jìnpíng had to get rid of Bó Xīlái before the party congress in 2012. It was simple; just expose the corruption (as if any of the Party Crown Princes wasn't/isn't deeply corrupt); but Bó Xīlái threatened Xí Jìnpíng's succession, so he had to be removed.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 18:55:00 [Preview] No. 11788 del
It would seem all this shit going down in Saudi Arabia is just God Emperor Donald's retribution!
Let's not forget, al-Waleed bin Talal, the Saudi prince who famously tweeted that Donald is "a disgrace not only to the GOP but to all America" in December 2015, at start of election race, to which Trump reacted that he will not be able to control US with Saudi oil money when he gets elected. Today? He's under arrest for corruption.

Bernd 11/08/2017 (Wed) 20:05:26 [Preview] No. 11789 del
Well, I recognize a purge if I see one.
>Saudi sovereign wealth fund to $400 billion
How much the Bri'ish sovereign wealth fund?

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Webm thread Bernd 06/26/2017 (Mon) 17:07:12 [Preview] No. 8407 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 11/02/2017 (Thu) 21:15:46 [Preview] No. 11645 del
my arachnophobic nature is grateful for living in places were seeing such things live is nearly impossible
nice, it's quite amazing how things changed since that video was created

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Bernd 11/07/2017 (Tue) 06:14:24 [Preview] No. 11750 del
Someone's early today. Or late.

Bernd 11/07/2017 (Tue) 06:24:22 [Preview] No. 11751 del
>coughing up blood
>don't know why I feel like shit
That doesn't need an oncologist to make that equation.

Needs less rhymes.

What's the latest? How much of the internet's traffic is porn? And how much is killing? Movies, tv-shows, cartoons, chinese cartoons, video games, etc.

Bernd 11/07/2017 (Tue) 20:13:33 [Preview] No. 11762 del
What the? Didn't notice he was banned. Lel.

Food & Drinks Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:30:40 [Preview] No. 8691 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd like to tell you about the wonders of "Hungarian cottage cheese" or "körözött" (cca. circled) as we call it.
It's cottage cheese (cow or sheep or the mix of both, my favourit is a 50-50 mix but I usually eat pure cow's) mixed with red paprika powder, caraway/cumin, fine chopped onion, salt, butter and/or sour cream. I like it with butter and very little sour cream.
Eat it as a spread with tomatoes, radishes, paprika etc.

Blogpost. I have half a box of Twinings tea I only drink it occasionally as it's considered a more expensive and finer brand. I noticed however I crossed the expiration date. The tea's still fine so I decided I drink it fast. Now I drink 1,5 l Twinings Earl Gray on daily basis. Feels good, man.
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Bernd 10/29/2017 (Sun) 14:07:13 [Preview] No. 11542 del
Chopping onion is always a very sad thing.

Bernd 11/04/2017 (Sat) 07:12:09 [Preview] No. 11687 del
Also that's my feels when I pee right after I chop a bunch of hot paprika.

Bernd 11/06/2017 (Mon) 21:18:32 [Preview] No. 11745 del
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I visited local store and bought coconut today. Don't know why, it was cheap and I was curious.

What recipe can I use with it? Ok, I'll drink the milk, but what to do with other parts?

Bernd 11/06/2017 (Mon) 21:33:22 [Preview] No. 11746 del
I just eat the copra as it is. It's very interesting oily sensation as you chew on it you press the oil out of the bites what the dried shredded coconut does not have.
All recipes I know or food I ate are some type of sweet cake which needs shredded coconut. Making this from an actual coconut would be a waste.
People living in tropical areas use it for cooking actual dishes and I don't know any of that.

Bernd 11/06/2017 (Mon) 21:38:01 [Preview] No. 11747 del
And this is how you open it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oFDePsAqxnI [Embed]
When you crack it around you can do that with the spine of a larger knife you don't need a hammer for that.