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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 20:31:14 [Preview] No. 10556 del
It is music thread, why you Germans perverts always think about sex.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fq_ArkTrXdo [Embed]

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 05:29:00 [Preview] No. 10561 del
What to do with this spam? I don't think it's reportable as cp because it doesn't have a pic. Can BO delete it? Or does it even matter if it's here?

You're right, he's shitting up the threads. He could keep it in one, or open one for that. If he's open for actual discussion and not just try to bait me I would even reply to him. Well I've recently made a try in the food thread, we'll see.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 05:31:04 [Preview] No. 10562 del
Btw Pirates! Gold and Drunken Sailor. Hungarian band plays Irish folk punk or whatever I almost never listen them for some reason.
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Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 06:33:57 [Preview] No. 10565 del
Just report it as spam. I'll delete it and ban poster.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 07:45:04 [Preview] No. 10570 del
>Btw Pirates! Gold and Drunken Sailor.

Here is the best (by my taste) version of this song, although it isn't classic-style performance for half-drunk working sailors: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xsLL2bmLgfg [Embed]

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Bernd 07/21/2017 (Fri) 15:19:50 [Preview] No. 9058 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd fuck these 13 year olds so damn hard. What kind of faggot wouldn't want the age of consent lowered to 12?
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Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 06:12:08 [Preview] No. 10564 del
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My to-do-list if I wanted to get a trusty waifu wife
I want to emphasize on that she must be ugly or no deal. The good ol' Chinese saying "The Ugly Wife Is A Treasure At Home". Am I going to see her face when I fuck her from the back? No, so it doesn't matter too much and its a secure method to make sure that no one will ever fuck you wife because she is so ugly.
Besides, if looks mattered, then it would impact greatly on functionality so screw that.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 06:52:30 [Preview] No. 10566 del
In the US it's the ugly ones who are the biggest sluts.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 07:36:01 [Preview] No. 10567 del
That's true in Finland too, I don't know what finnbro is on about. The funny thing is the only place anywhere I've heard the opposite about has been America

That's a black, a white and two jews I think. In most of the world good women are just good and there's no way to cheat the system.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 07:39:18 [Preview] No. 10568 del
Never mind, I don't disagree with the other Finn after all, Murrica took it to a weird place for me. The chinese proverb means she's good at home because she compensates looks with skills, it's not about cheating.

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 07:42:05 [Preview] No. 10569 del
>Kids of these days are so infantilized if they started sex in the age of 25 it would be still early.
>I doubt feminism and nigger music is much of a problem in your side of the world. So why are you saying this?

I'm being surprisingly consistently on topic when I'm just butting in and sperging.

wetter threda Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:39:44 [Preview] No. 9926 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone else following weather and shit?

current proceedings: Irma is now cat 5, expected to trail just north of Greater Antilles and south of Florida. Jose following close by in similar track. hoping for a nice show and responsible damage control in affected parts Haiti get your shit together

websites for tracking tropical cyclones:
<but I don't understand technical terms and shit, I need something for keins

general websites:
<for keins
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Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:45:32 [Preview] No. 10551 del
Zigzagzigzagzigzagzigzagzigzagzigzagzigzagzigzag. From west to east.

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 18:30:33 [Preview] No. 10552 del
What happens when two hurricanes merge? The new one will be stronger? Or just the one in higher category absorbs the lower one? Or the slower slows the faster down?

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 19:46:14 [Preview] No. 10554 del
Intensity of tropical cyclones comes from surface properties, so the merger will result in a storm that is bigger at first but no more intense and it will dissipate into normal size. Most examples of historical mergers happened in late phases so there's not much sample. But it has already happened twice this season on the Pacific; Noru ate Kulap and explosively intensified afterwards, and Nesat and Haitang merged over land in western Pacific; and in eastern Pacific there was also interaction of Hilary with Irwin. Also, they orbit each other for a while, often the orbits aren't bound so they don't merge and just pass each other. But that also means you can get pretty unusual trajectories.

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 23:29:02 [Preview] No. 10557 del
Puerto Rico cat 5 landfall expected in about 16 hours


Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 05:33:18 [Preview] No. 10563 del
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Let me reply with a picrel.

Other kind of landfall habbened in Mexico I think yesterday or so.

Food & Drinks Bernd 07/03/2017 (Mon) 18:30:40 [Preview] No. 8691 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'd like to tell you about the wonders of "Hungarian cottage cheese" or "körözött" (cca. circled) as we call it.
It's cottage cheese (cow or sheep or the mix of both, my favourit is a 50-50 mix but I usually eat pure cow's) mixed with red paprika powder, caraway/cumin, fine chopped onion, salt, butter and/or sour cream. I like it with butter and very little sour cream.
Eat it as a spread with tomatoes, radishes, paprika etc.

Blogpost. I have half a box of Twinings tea I only drink it occasionally as it's considered a more expensive and finer brand. I noticed however I crossed the expiration date. The tea's still fine so I decided I drink it fast. Now I drink 1,5 l Twinings Earl Gray on daily basis. Feels good, man.
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Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:05:16 [Preview] No. 10545 del
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Why does iodised salt fucks up the taste of tomato?

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:17:46 [Preview] No. 10547 del
cook at old job said tomatoes acidity is neutralized by salt, but that's just anecdotal evidence.

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 17:40:43 [Preview] No. 10550 del
I mean specifically iodised salt. With normal salt it tastes ok (like salty tomato but of course sometimes the pure taste of tomato is preferred) but those with added iodine gives some weird taste to it. I haven't experienced this with other food. Maybe if I would add it to other fruits I could find something that behaves similarly but this idea seems absurd in itself.

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 19:09:12 [Preview] No. 10553 del
I want to feed delicious goulash to a magyar qt and then sniff the braps she makes afterwards

Bernd 09/20/2017 (Wed) 05:24:13 [Preview] No. 10560 del
Can you cook goulash? You need this skill to feed a grill goulash.
If you want to feed goulash to a Hungarian grill then you have to acquire the skill of cooking goulash over open fire in a bogrács (pronounce like bogratsch it's kind of a pot you can find a pic in this thread). So you probably need to learn making fire too if you don't know how.
Can you do any of this?

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BONG Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 16:49:34 [Preview] No. 8483 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All right. Here it comes. First the ones other made then mine stuff.
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Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:25:16 [Preview] No. 10540 del
Of course. It's genius. I wanted longer sub-heading for the book to make it more similar to old assburgerish history titles which preceded that era. Like: The Ottoman Empire - Industrial Output and War Effort in the Light of the Newest Sources, 1914-1918 - Reflections and Interpretations. But then the letters would been too small and unreadable.

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KC beta site requires a password and a paid account Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 21:13:26 [Preview] No. 10490 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
R.I.P. krautchan... the end of an era.
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Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 09:57:50 [Preview] No. 10519 del
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sounds hawt

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 10:07:29 [Preview] No. 10520 del
Ach Fellschuchtek

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 20:56:02 [Preview] No. 10535 del
I haven't lurked kc for few days and just noticed this bs few min ago


Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:19:07 [Preview] No. 10539 del
This happened last time or before that too after KC main was up and running again. The beta is a reserve site which can be run more easily or more accessible for some reason if something goes awry. And also probably an earlier version of KC or the engine or whatever.

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fucking hohols Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 20:54:37 [Preview] No. 10534 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
32 year old goalkeeper of local football team
in kurow
killed by hohol imigrant

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 21:34:40 [Preview] No. 10536 del
o kurwa

Bernd 09/19/2017 (Tue) 05:11:58 [Preview] No. 10538 del
What? Why?

bolitics serios discussion – edició català Bernd 09/13/2017 (Wed) 16:32:06 [Preview] No. 10368 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Catalans have been acting pretty edgily lately. (note the correct usage of adverb there, and not the adjective) Their parliament apparently wants to illegally hold a binding referendum on independence, which is against the Spanish constitution.


Let's see what the Russian proofsters report on that.


Interdasting. It would seem the date is 1st of October. Until then, we can expect lots of backpedaling. But let us be surprised and hope something actually happens this time.
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Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 09:36:45 [Preview] No. 10518 del
>Israeli flags could be seen flying in the crowd.
Just not from this panoramic angle goy.
Also are these shirts what I think they are?

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oy vey

>1000 men on rally
doesn't seem very big

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 16:54:47 [Preview] No. 10531 del
Tried to find an expressive picture for my reply when I stumbled into this and somehow grew upon me. Also all the other findings suck.

Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 07:01:16 [Preview] No. 10414 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Concave Earth and Flat Earth theories could be reconciled I think. The key is that it is not spherical.
They lead to the other Berenstains.

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you fags do realise that the Earth is actually donut-shaped?

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 08:08:06 [Preview] No. 10515 del
Don't be stupid.

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 15:26:41 [Preview] No. 10528 del
best theory so far tbh

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 16:19:42 [Preview] No. 10530 del
Some kinds of concave theory actually very scientific (and also meaningless). From wiki:

"""In one chapter of his book On the Wild Side (1992), Martin Gardner discusses the Hollow Earth model articulated by Abdelkader. According to Gardner, this hypothesis posits that light rays travel in circular paths, and slow as they approach the center of the spherical star-filled cavern. No energy can reach the center of the cavern, which corresponds to no point a finite distance away from Earth in the widely accepted scientific cosmology. A drill, Gardner says, would lengthen as it traveled away from the cavern and eventually pass through the "point at infinity" corresponding to the center of the Earth in the widely accepted scientific cosmology. Supposedly no experiment can distinguish between the two cosmologies.

Gardner notes that "most mathematicians believe that an inside-out universe, with properly adjusted physical laws, is empirically irrefutable". Gardner rejects the concave Hollow Earth hypothesis on the basis of Occam's razor.[46]

Purportedly verifiable hypotheses of a "Concave Hollow Earth" need to be distinguished from a thought experiment which defines a coordinate transformation such that the interior of the Earth becomes "exterior" and the exterior becomes "interior". (For example, in spherical coordinates, let radius r go to R2/r where R is the Earth's radius.) The transformation entails corresponding changes to the forms of physical laws. This is not a hypothesis but an illustration of the fact that any description of the physical world can be equivalently expressed in more than one way.[47]"""

Bernd 09/11/2017 (Mon) 19:07:28 [Preview] No. 10314 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 09/15/2017 (Fri) 23:46:59 [Preview] No. 10451 del
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idk I've been popping in there now and then the posting is kind of slow but the subject matter and posters seem pretty cool

Bernd 09/16/2017 (Sat) 05:45:36 [Preview] No. 10454 del
Lot's of grammatical errors no doubt. How you can endure all mines it's a mystery.

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 10:08:49 [Preview] No. 10522 del
I will bump this now

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 11:00:18 [Preview] No. 10523 del
It is up now right what is this people are saying about it needing username and paid account. Am confused, was never a kc user, but I feel that I was promised serious discussion.

Bernd 09/18/2017 (Mon) 15:13:21 [Preview] No. 10525 del
After KC main went back up again beta KC got a login page.