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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 01:58:21 [Preview] No. 10120 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 07:19:56 [Preview] No. 10134 del
Who cares about fucking Taliban. Putin gave ICBM and hydrogen bomb to NK.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 07:59:20 [Preview] No. 10142 del
I wish Putin would gimme ICBMs and hydrogen bombs to me. Maybe I should have asked for those instead that KC hack.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 08:21:29 [Preview] No. 10145 del
>I'll Arm the Taliban

But he didn't say this.

It is pretty typical talk about Ukraine, he says something like this every month. You can easily ignore it because it is all just a political babble.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 08:52:53 [Preview] No. 10149 del
You just want to lower our suspicion so when he does the surprise will be greater.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 16:22:33 [Preview] No. 10211 del
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Know what? We arm them all.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 15:27:32 [Preview] No. 10201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Looks like wind is becoming stronger now, definitely > 200km/h

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 00:27:30 [Preview] No. 10113 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is why KC and EC are down.
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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 12:18:10 [Preview] No. 10178 del
I mean that if you are not a hyper nadsi anti-government type like me, you're a good goy.

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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 13:04:24 [Preview] No. 10185 del
Go gay anime erp on 4chan :)

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:57:07 [Preview] No. 10197 del
For sure.

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Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 01:02:28 [Preview] No. 10117 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what the fuckerino happerino with krautchinz

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 01:06:23 [Preview] No. 10119 del
Down same as EC
All german bernds escaped to the secret board.
More informations on 8ch.net/kc/

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 06:32:56 [Preview] No. 10128 del
And you came here to ask us...
Well we are known to be the Keepers of the Secrets of the Internet so here you go:
I asked Putin personally to hack KC for the kicks. And lo.

Bernd 09/10/2017 (Sun) 14:53:36 [Preview] No. 10196 del
I defeated krautchan ask me anything.

Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 02:54:35 [Preview] No. 9763 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These fucking faggots not only want me to pay money to play soccer with them, but to play as goalie the entire game.
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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 18:41:54 [Preview] No. 9956 del
I sucked as a kid when we played football due to lack of practice. I loved however playing during the larger breaks between classes in primary school when bunch of kids from all grades and ages just played free for all to one goal. Of course the older kids always had the advantage but as you got older...
Then in secondary school we had more freedom to chose what team sport to play at PE class so I could practice some basketball, volleyball beside football which was the least regulated and played by the rules. It was a bit rough sometimes but very adrenalin booster and somehow we all managed through it without injuries. Sometimes I played goalie and did a well job.
Since then I rarely played and only with friends and pals. These matches are even less orderly using two bricks as a goal or played on a sloped field or such. It's very enjoyable and it goes all right. At least for that I would worth nothing on a real field with normal rules and such.
The least sympathetic role is the strikers. Not that I wouldn't like to bag some goals but I dunno, they seem the least teamplayers maybe. I'm shit at heading so center backs are out too. All the other roles seems favorable tho.

I wonder what OP would wanna play.

Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 19:08:54 [Preview] No. 9957 del
Personally I'd say that side midfielders may be the most exciting roles to play. You need to cover a lot of space, coordinate pushes, but you also need a lot of physical 1v1 skill to do it. It's an active supportive role, I'd say the most crucial for a teem to succeed.

Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:20:51 [Preview] No. 9994 del
I played at back and was pretty good defender until late school. It requires less dribble skill, you just need to be quick to kick ball when opponent controls him.

And you don't need to be long runner, it is all about constant short-distance sprints. I was bad long-distance runner.

Bernd 09/07/2017 (Thu) 18:15:50 [Preview] No. 10054 del
That depends on what we call exciting. I think a defensive midfielder has the most complex task as he has to play all the roles his teammates do with the exception of the goalkeeper. This implies however that his role is difficult which can be daunting rather than exciting but maybe not.

Yeah a full back sounds good but a wing back sometimes need to run through the whole pitch forward and back. Depends on the tactics the team follows. But that's another story.

Bernd 09/09/2017 (Sat) 23:33:25 [Preview] No. 10105 del
goalie is cool, you don't have to run at all and you are the alpha bad ass of your team

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Bernd 06/28/2017 (Wed) 22:13:20 [Preview] No. 8523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
#Убий кацапську матір, убий її дитину
За те що в інтернеті сміються без зупину
Над Українським болем - над Голодомором
За глум над нашим горем не йме кацапа сором
#Убий щоб не вродила свинособача піхва
Нових жидомонголів. Вже не накоять лиха.
Гниє кацапський ворог в степах у Приазов'ї
Добий його родину, гнилу в душі й назовні
#Убий, бо не спиняли тих вбивць, що ми скарали
Був на Майдані розстріл - вони лиш реготали
Лить сліз ніхто не буде, настав наш час відплати
Тож вбий свину дитину а потім її матір!
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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:35:54 [Preview] No. 10001 del
Good job. Please drop by at 100000 too.

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Bernd 09/06/2017 (Wed) 20:58:16 [Preview] No. 10006 del
pathetic tbh
on the other hand it means our board is getting popular and known

Bernd 09/07/2017 (Thu) 05:59:19 [Preview] No. 10033 del
/sp/ here has some GETbot which crawls imageboards and lists the upcoming GETs, that's how he found his way over here.
Funny: when he was at about 9970 the bot listed /kc/ 10000 in 3 hours. So it seems it takes a short recent period of time as a sample to it's estimates and doesn't make longer projections.

Bernd 11/01/2017 (Wed) 12:15:14 [Preview] No. 11614 del
>he had to shitpost on a old thread for a get

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weeb shit Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 10:02:21 [Preview] No. 9916 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thanks to the anon that recommended this prior to the wipe. It had some unexpectedly funny moments.

Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:13:58 [Preview] No. 9922 del
I think that was the Brazil Bernd...

Bernd 09/05/2017 (Tue) 16:15:54 [Preview] No. 9923 del
Or the Finnish guy? I dunno one of the sometimesposters. The emphasis was on the Bernd...

Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 16:55:15 [Preview] No. 9831 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Come to our realtime imageboard-like chat. webm/mp4 up to 40mb supported. Meme stickers.
New format of shitposting

Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 16:59:23 [Preview] No. 9832 del
You already have a spam on this. Bump that thread next time. Das Fühl when you won't read this anyway and will make a few other treddies instead.

Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 17:09:17 [Preview] No. 9833 del
/kc/ is a small board, your thread will be up for a while. Check catalog next time.

Bernd 08/30/2017 (Wed) 17:51:30 [Preview] No. 9834 del
fuck off milk dud

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Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 15:29:43 [Preview] No. 9774 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remember that movie where Godzilla fought two giant Turks?

Bernd 08/28/2017 (Mon) 17:58:58 [Preview] No. 9777 del
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Bernd 08/25/2017 (Fri) 17:49:09 [Preview] No. 9698 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
¡Oh Banana Joe!
Tu tienes
¡Oh Banana, -nana Joe!
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Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 06:34:27 [Preview] No. 9704 del

Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 11:41:10 [Preview] No. 9722 del
ayy I was thinking about this actor recently, but could not recall his name
thanks op

Bernd 08/26/2017 (Sat) 13:21:14 [Preview] No. 9728 del
Bud Spencer. He's loved all over the country.

Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 15:25:38 [Preview] No. 9746 del
tfw never seen this movie and never heard about it (maybe only on imageboards and recently).

Wiki about that movie doesn't even has Russian version. Pretty strange for that old thing.

Bernd 08/27/2017 (Sun) 17:56:24 [Preview] No. 9749 del
Compared to his other films I too have seen this fairly late.