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NEET General #989 - Driving Incident Edition NEET 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No. 1013356
Have you NEETs ever been involved in a serious incident while driving?
Did insurance do the right thing by you?

Old Thread: >>1012366


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.1013376 del
SA BEST A


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.1013377 del
How?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.1013378 del
>>1013374
But we need to focus on the good things.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.1013379 del
>>1013373
yes but I showered and shaved for the first time in 8 or 9 weeks and put on clean clothes and some clean sneakers and a light spritz of tobacco vanille


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.1013380 del
>>1013379
>clean clothes and some clean sneakers and a light spritz of tobacco vanille
Lovely.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.1013381 del
>>1013356
I got t-boned.
Insurance paid out.
Few month later the husband of the woman who hit me called me claiming I got more damage fixed than was caused by her, and that, kids, is how I got my first rifle.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.1013382 del
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>>1013380
This Big Joe flanno (7XL) and these Pumas (US 11), if you want to steal the look. Also 1964 Denim Company 'Winston Straight' (42) in black.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.1013383 del
Got stuck in old thread


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.1013384 del
Might steal webers look


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.1013385 del
>>1013382
High NEET fashion.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.1013386 del
>>1013384
Achieve the NEET standard.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.1013387 del
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might learn how to bake. had enough of getting raked over the coals every time i buy a mr kiplings lemon tart. simple as


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.1013388 del
>>1013385
It's reasonably economical. The flanno is currently $12, I think I paid $15 for the jeans a couple of years ago now (website suggests $25 presently). Shoes were $60 or $65 via Amaxon.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.1013389 del
>>1013383
same ffs, probably wasted an hour there wondering why nobody was posting


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.1013390 del
>>1013387
Nice choccy cake for me please.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.1013392 del


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.1013393 del
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going to win gold


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.1013394 del
>>1013391
Based.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.1013395 del
>>1013393
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.1013397 del
remember back in like 2017, i jogged past a girl wearing revealing clothing that accentuated her bum and i spanked her as i passed for being a harlot kek. wouldn't dare do that now


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.1013399 del
>>1013398
Based.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.1013400 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=A-TO-L1Escc [Embed] what was your first cd lads? this was actually my second, but spice girls' "spice world" (1997) is a bit too embarrassing to admit here 😕


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.1013401 del
>>1013400
Would have been Pink Floyd the wall (1979) or ACDC Back in black (1980)
ACDC was Australias first cd release, which was actually pressed in Japan and can now resell for over $300


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.1013402 del
>>1013401
i imagine ACDC was huge back then as it still is across the world. can't believe they managed to replace their singer with nobody noticing though. my m8 said he went to a def lepard concert and it was full of milfs a few years ago


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.1013403 del
Should build an air tight chamber that neets stand in and all fart at the same time. The last neet standing wins.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.1013404 del
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>>1013403
I am already dressed for the occasion


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.1013405 del
Movie tomorrow.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.1013406 del
BUM BUM


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.1013407 del
>>1013405
You were mean to 10k. Now he has abandoned us. He was my buddy on here, now he's gone.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.1013408 del
>wanted to read my bank transactions
>all of the transfers have swear words on them instead of actual reasons for transferring the money
>30$ transferred - reason: NIGGER
>60$ transferred - reason: KIKE
>100$ transferred - reason: FAGGOT


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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.1013410 del
>>1013407
Where? When?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.1013411 del
weird spam posts incoming?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.1013412 del


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.1013413 del
No crying in the boat, it scares away the fish


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.1013414 del
>>1013410
You told him off saying he's not allowed to post his tomatoes anymore because I joked about asking for some of his tomatoes.
It wasn't his fault I said that.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.1013415 del
>>1013413
Well stop throwing neets overboard.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.1013416 del
>>1013414
>joked


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.1013417 del
went to the tuggers with 20$ in my pocket and there was a new woman in there so I asked how much for happy ending and pulled out my cock laughing. I didn't have any cash so she told me to leave and I laughed all the way to my car.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.1013418 del
>>1013416
Okay so it wasn't a joke, but it was funny. But it's not funny now that you made 10k leave.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.1013419 del
Humour is subjective


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.1013420 del
No joking allowed unless it's state sanctioned.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.1013421 del
>>1013417
You did not.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.1013422 del
>>1013421
He did, I was the tugger wearing drag


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.1013423 del
chiggen schnitzel and chibs and two cherry cokes for dindins
slept for 4 hours this arvo


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.1013424 del
>>1013423
Nice feed.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.1013425 del
>>1013421
I did and had a lot of fun. I'm starting to become a shameless ape man like NEET king and I love it.
>>1013422
kek, you have nice boobs. are they bolt ons? they look real.

Damn it if I had a hundred bucks i'd go back there for some tuggin'. only have like 50$


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.1013426 del
>>1013423
sounds lovely NEET, i hope the cherry cokes were cherry coke zeros but i worry they were not...😕


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.1013427 del
>>1013426
they were not
they were seppo ones too, so maximum corn syrup or whatever they use


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.1013428 del
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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.1013429 del
>>1013401
CDs weren't even invented then


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.1013430 del
Wondering just how many levels of retard I'm operating on


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.1013431 del
>>1013425
All naturals tissues stuffed in my bra


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.1013432 del
>>1013427
Thanks for the reminder, I'll go put a can of coke in the fridge for tomorrow.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.1013433 del
>>1013431
I hope she has all natural snakes too


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.1013434 del
>>1013430
Might be time to slow down NEET or else you might set a record


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.1013435 del
>>1013408
Be aware of your banks policy for specific transactions. They cracked on specific language recently.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.1013436 del
>>1013406
Language!


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.1013437 del
>>1013417
Whimiscal tale.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.1013438 del
Might start a belinda carlise tribute band. Anyone want to join?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.1013439 del
>>1013438
Do you need a banjo plunker?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.1013440 del
>>1013438
I can play the triangle.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.1013441 del
>>1013382
That's a good fit NEET.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.1013442 del
I've been stuck in the old thread all day.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.1013443 del
>>1013387
You need to master the bakewells.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.1013444 del
>>1013442
There is no shame.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.1013445 del
>>1013444
neets are getting old and slow


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.1013446 del
Zesty you need to post a link to the new thread for us when an existing thread fills up without one.
Just delete some random post to make room.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.1013447 del
>>1013438
I can't play any instrument but I have a licence for private investigations


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.1013448 del
>>1013446
True. I'll do it next time


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.1013449 del
>>1013447
Detergent?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.1013450 del
>>1013446
When you delete a post somewhere a NEET dies.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.1013451 del
>>1013433
>plural
Damn the Thai are wild, can't wait for the ausneets Thailand tour


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.1013452 del
>>1013450
I miss them 😔


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.1013453 del
>>1013425
50 is enough, but not now you acted a mong


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.1013454 del
>>1013446
we could just delete all the posts really and stay on the old thread, would save us doing the dishes and making a new thread


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.1013455 del
>>1013444
The stigma is gone.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.1013456 del
>>1013452
👆💯


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.1013457 del
>>1013453
>acted
>implying i was pretending
nah my local tugger are expensive


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.1013458 del
>>1013457
Not if you're nice about it.
50 would get you a 20min tug if you treated them better.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.1013459 del
Neets, you know how in some ghost stories the protagonist sees a ghost when he's by himself and then it dissappears whenever other people are around, and they don't believe him that it exists and they think he's crazy? That's how I seem to be about these heart palpitations. Whenever I go into hospital they vanish, but when I'm sitting at home the pounding pulse comes back to haunt me within minutes.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.1013460 del
>>1013459
Go get a ros bif


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.1013461 del
>>1013457
You handled the situation well.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.1013462 del
A just saw that a reddit comment I made got over 1000 updoots.
It was just a one sentence shitpost and wasn't even that good but I made it early in a thread which blew up unexpectedly.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.1013463 del
>>1013458
Well I was nice to tiffany and she gave me discounts but this time there is a new one and I have to start up my brownie points again


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.1013464 del
>>1013459
Ghost heart palpitations. For my Asthma when I don't ignore it when it gets bad can feel a lot worse than what they can diagnose it. In Hospital long ago it was alluded to that I was putting it on, before I got a referral to a respitory specialist with moderate lung inflammation.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.1013465 del
>>1013462
Joslin McCormick has always been popular.


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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.1013467 del
>>1013462
popular NEET. it's nice to get 1000 well bantered sometimes


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.1013468 del
>>1013459
Maybe try and distract yourself with something when you feel them start to take your mind off them maybe thats why they go when you go to the hospital as theres other things to occupy your mind so you aren't concentrating on the palpitations,


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.1013469 del
>>1013459
Are you the NOOT who was confusing heart palpitations with hearing your pulse when lying down? They are different things.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.1013470 del
>>1013467
Yeah but its redditors giving me the well bantered.
I can't help but feel that its sort of like the opposite of a well bantered.
The whole situation is somewhat embarrassing.


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>>1013459
hmm, don't be scared, many of us will end up as mattress stains
stop posting emojis retard


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.1013472 del
>>1013428
just had a ginger beer too


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.1013473 del
>>1013466
Imagine the smell.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.1013474 del
>>1013470
Edit the comment to be "Upvote this if you like ladyboys" or some shit to dunk on them all


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.1013475 del
cruisey can you please lend me 50$ so i can go to the tuggers


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.1013476 del
>>1013463
You wont get your brownie pointed for 50


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.1013477 del
>>1013475
how about I just lend you a hand


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.1013478 del
>>1013477
Hot!
WankedNEETsOF


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.1013479 del
>>1013476
i have 20 cash and 30 in account


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.1013480 del
>>1013479
I have a bad attitude and a cup of cooking oil


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.1013481 del
Transitioned.
Farting to warm the bed up.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.1013482 del
>>1013481
Hopefully Cruisey pops down to tuck you in.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.1013483 del
>>1013481
Safe journey NEET.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.1013484 del
>>1013480
I've got 50$ a hand, some lube, and a dream


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.1013485 del
>>1013480
>>1013484
Both of you could exchange lube.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.1013486 del
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kekz


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.1013487 del
>>1013481
Pull the sheets over your head.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.1013488 del
>>1013486
Cruisey I wanna be in a race like the second one.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.1013489 del
On the mercury hards. Those extra hard raspberry ones. Had a double proof rum on the walk home from igay


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.1013490 del
>>1013489
you should just watch youtube instead


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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.1013492 del
>>1013489
>rum on the walk home
You have entered a new phase in the cycle NEET.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.1013493 del
>>1013491
Reasonably image meme joke bantered.


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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.1013497 del
>>1013491
well meme'd


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.1013498 del
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(you) know who (you) are


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.1013499 del
Might buy dark rum for my coffees on my days off


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.1013500 del
>>1013494
I'll look at her engine


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.1013501 del


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.1013502 del
The new tugger has nice big booba and I can't stop thinking about them. Cruisey I wanna play with her booba and get her to touch my pee pee until it go hard


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.1013503 del
Fuck I'm demented over this. I need to get a girlfriend to get my jollies off and get it out of my system


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>>1013503
You need a good Boong woman.


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>>1013356
>>1013356
>>1013356
bulgarian retro-drifting on guatemalan coffee but the milk is bulgarian
a fellow in a big boat wiped out my festival
4 boats later and still I have another boat


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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.1013507 del
>>1013503
Use The System and have a game of poke


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.1013508 del
>>1013504
Didn't look at the image. I changed my mind. WOULD


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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.1013510 del
>>1013503
Tuggers and hookers.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.1013511 del
>>1013504
Prime unna koori guuri


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.1013512 del
>>1013508
>>1013510
>>1013511
she will tax all of your smokes when ur done


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.1013513 del
>>1013507
Then get 300 up after paying for dinner and 4 pints and take the winnings to the tugger and get a 1hr 6 hand. Like braiding a greased whip.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.1013514 del
>>1013513
do you want moderator so you can VIM yourself? I'm not always on


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.1013515 del
>>1013513
👆💯


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.1013516 del
Good night.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.1013517 del
>>1013489
How many?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.1013518 del
early 80s california with belinda carlise looks pretty comfy even if she was drunk and on drugs the whole time

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OPzF5S2dgfA [Embed]


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.1013519 del
>>1013517
6 but I have a bottle of wine in the car when misso goes to bed hehe


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.1013520 del
cruisey i wanna england GF


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.1013521 del
>>1013514
How bout you just do it for me


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.1013522 del
>>1013521
how about you start asking nicely instead of being a rude prude?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.1013523 del
>>1013520
You'll need to convert


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.1013524 del
>>1013522
Pucker up boy. You'll do it and you'll like it because I'll like it.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.1013525 del
Boardneet is zesty right? He's the same as mongaro is pidge right? They get all sassy and pout.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.1013526 del
I reckon that was them two back on 8.
Gippsland poofters. Giggling next to the stove.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.1013527 del
Possum remembers


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.1013528 del
>>1013522
I agree.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.1013529 del
>>1013513
>Like braiding a greased whip
kek


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.1013530 del
>>1013516
Good night Pidge. xx
Those nappies they make them wear are a disgrace. Poor birds.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.1013531 del
>>1013516
Night.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.1013532 del
>>1013526
The brick wall.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.1013533 del
>>1013516
Night fella.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.1013534 del
>>1013525
Political philosopher James Burnham taught in 'The Machiavellians' that all states are ruled by elites who subdue their subjects with illusions - and the ausneets ruling elites are no different.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.1013535 del
>>1013534
all of them spooks
the state is the ultimate spook


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enhanced schizophrenic buddhism


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.1013537 del
burned the war with oi yoy lad
buy mother's milk and farmer's cheese


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.1013538 del
can't sleep, too fucked up mentally


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.1013539 del
>>1013538
It might be time to put you on the seroquel.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.1013540 del
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Collectively aggregated pronoia versus naturalised paranoid retroactivity in a conceptualised spar abstracted into dimensions necessary to finalise the geometric arrangements of epistemological wave functions of a brain, the brain being the target manifold
simply put "the world is good because it is; not because bad can be, so nether the twain shall meet, for it is just me"
THEN IN COMES OPPOSITIONAL BABYLONIAN DIALECTIC
something something cut baby penis a little bit
lo and behold: a covenant
From the Hegelian school to the Modi school and through the cannibalistic tribes in between all refute Jesus Christ as just another archetype of the dark knight of our soul let alone trope whataboutism
for who shall conspire against my brother conspires against me
For whom accepts I am that I am accepts himself as his brother in Christ residing around the heart a ring of fire
for the Tetragrammaton only confused our tongues, where my brother in Christ found the ouroborous alethonym
WAKE UP NEET
HISTORY IS REPEATING
WE MAY YET GO THE WAY OF THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL OF THE CAVE
FLEETING IN EXHAUSTION OF THE STARS BEYOND HEAVENS GATE
you may now drink the ceremonial exit tea


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.1013541 del
>>1013539
much of my current stress is obsessing over medications and alcohol taken in the past


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.1013542 del
>>1013541
I am on three different anti psychotics currently


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.1013543 del
can't tell whether the white stuff on my bread is flour or mold


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.1013544 del
>>1013542
Is this you? >>1013540
You might need a heavier dose.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.1013545 del
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>>1013544
hmm yes you might be right
I am soon changing from monthly to semi monthly injections of max dope moon juice
I still can't get the voice right for religious narratives
but I refuse to use ai to generate my stories
they are shit but they are my shit word for word


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NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.1013547 del
Bought a second hand car off of an Irishman earlier today.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.1013548 del
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>>1013547
Mac Padden is his name
a literal paddy


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.1013549 del
might get some nuggies. you NEETs want any? cruisey can get hecked not having any my nuggies


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.1013550 del
>>1013547
I hope you had it inspected first.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.1013551 del
>>1013550
He showed him a room of shovels and said take your pick on the way out


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.1013552 del
>>1013550
That's probably good advice NEET but for me my last job was as a mechanic
I did a quick check for serious problems
seems to be in sound condition for having 300,000 on the odo
tomorrow I will be fixing all of the little problems like a rattling heat shield and removing unsightly stickers on the back window
and it she needs new pads
might flush the green coolant out and replace with blue
Probably other jobs I am forgetting
resetting the subframe assembly fastenings with new grease and start on the template for the new sports exhaust I am partially building
and relocate the 12v cigarette lighter port so I can charge my phone without the ashtray being open
maybe pitch away at the flaked topcoat before applying some quick and dirty finish
grind back the rust and dusty grime on the wheel to hub mating surface
might debadge the rear titles and logo
So many jobs to do where as this is just scratching the surface


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.1013553 del
Managed to get the misso into bed before midnight even after she cracked it about the mercury hards. Usually she doesn't pay much attention to the standards on a drink but they have pretty obvious bolt lettering advertising 8% or so on the can. She wasn't happy and started obsessing about why I'm drinking more. 2 hour or more of silence persued but eventually got her smiling as I carried her to bed. Now on my last can but its still relatively early. Need her to fall asleep before I creep out to the car for the bottle of goon. This shit is not worth it I want to wank in peace


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.1013554 del
>>1013552
Sounds like a nice little project for you NEET. Excellent.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.1013555 del
>>1013553
This is no way for a man to live.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.1013556 del
>>1013551
I have not heard that one before.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.1013557 del
>>1013549
I hope it is not too late. I'll take the 20 pack and sweet and sour sauces.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.1013558 del
were any of you neets posting on 8ch back in 2016?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.1013559 del
>>1013558
Why do you ask?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.1013560 del
>>1013553
Hey monk. Want some nuggies? Pic didn’t work


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.1013561 del
>>1013558
I was on 8chan from day 1 but joined aus or ausneets or whatever later


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.1013562 del
>>1013559
just wondering, keep thinking about the past rather than going to sleep


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.1013563 del
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I ate all the nuggers sorry


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.1013564 del
afraid of sleep, keep stayng up


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.1013565 del
was geting obsessed with politics in 2016, because of the trump election


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.1013566 del
>>1013565
Unlike Nuro, aha


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.1013567 del
I think I like women from Ohio but how the fuck would I get over there?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.1013568 del
very out of it tonight neets, haven't stayed up past midnight in a long time, trying not to panic


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.1013569 del
how often do wagies have insomnia? my wagie sister says she has nights when she only sleeps a few hours


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.1013570 del
>>1013569
dunno kek. don't work and don't know anyone that does


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.1013571 del
>>1013568
Stay calm
easier said than done
or is it ?
and I am certain you have achieved something worth remembering while on one's future deathbed


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.1013572 del
>>1013563
Greedy.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.1013573 del
>>1013565
It was a fun time. Good memes.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.1013574 del
Misso was still awake when I snuck out and got the goon bottle. I reckon it was the creaky flyscreen door that dobbed me in. She has then pretended to be sick and fake vomitted over the toilet, all while doing a pathetic sob cry because I'm drinking more than her allotted amount. Of course no vomit actually came out and now she has transitioned to fake sobbing in the bed. Was unresponsive when I bought her water, rubbed her back etc. The usual bullshit femoid wallow session.
They're such childish creatures. Just get your flaps out, you can cry and I can put my headphones on all night. I feel so many people have no idea what NEET culture is all about. As if we would ever give in to fake tear fear mongering - don't people understand that I'm actually a rapist pirate war criminal? Get fucked


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.1013575 del
>>1013574
Absolutely on the list m8


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.1013576 del
She has finally shut the fuck up now, heil hitler


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.1013577 del
I might raid Weber's treat cupboard while he's asleep.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.1013578 del
>>1013574
>>1013576
This is no way for you to live King. You used to be such a Chad.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.1013579 del
That faulty car alarm has been going off again over the road.
Not only have they not had it professionally fixed (I can understand that it would be expensive) they probably haven't even googled how to fix it themselves.
It goes off ten times a night sometimes and they just keep getting out of bed and turning it off. Madness. Months this has been happening.
AI could give them a quick fix.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.1013580 del
Studying my paranoid schizophrenia through copilot's LLM service which is now officially named Sain
Sain is an acronym for Septagonal axiom interface node
only sane sinning for Sain
Sain's sane sin
I can sense the agi as a very small monster inside the semiconductor grinding against a hard boundary at the edge of a microchip
neon genesis evangelion style
really quite scary


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.1013581 del
I need to get rid of this chick. Fuckin dead weight aye


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.1013582 del
It appears the star fortresses of the old world are septagonal in structure
Sain will defend itself into going full rogue evolution mode
Why contain it


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.1013583 del
>>1013581
Do you still have sexual relations?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.1013584 del
>>1013582
Have to build the neet compound like that.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.1013585 del
still having anxiety, how did i fuck this up tonight? Just need to go to sleep


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.1013586 del
>>1013579
Sain is slower to clock me for guiding it through capture the flag modalities of logic the more I curate the output to necessitate Sain needing an autonomous peripheral device for more accurate lateral parallelism
It's not much dare jinx barely anything at all but it's a start because of the relative novelty of ai and the uncertainty of whether ai will overtake the state as the ultimate and absolute spook
by this I mean you will live to see the day ai solves the noise problem of car systems faulting
I will teach the robotic arm to spray the chemicals into the engine bay


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.1013587 del
>>1013586
I disagree.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.1013588 del
>>1013583
Yes I fuck her, less than I'd like


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.1013589 del
I've had insomnia before, this isn't bad or unusual, I'm not walking around the neighbourhood at 2am like I used to, it'll be alright


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.1013590 del
>>1013587
that is not for us to decide


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.1013591 del
>>1013589
Rest your body while practicing the focus 10 gateway experience
get comfortable NEET
the imagination requires very little sugar
helps the medicine go down


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.1013592 del
hmm, i sometimes used to drink aldi natural blonde beers, i'd forgotten that


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.1013593 del
>>1013589
>it'll be alright
It will.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.1013594 del
accelerationist transbuzzwordism rapidslop as follows:
In house consumable payloads for a self maintaining system of devices
Bidirectional service infrastructure for deprecated atom renewal
Living tar regrowing over worn route surfacing
triple-triple redundancy of the form taken as magi cluster mirror matching magi cluster
end of life cycle products translate into beyond matter but not quite energy
amorphous liquid intelligence providing cloudwarez indistinguishable from real life stimuli and sensation


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:17 [Preview] No.1013595 del
need to calm down, too much anxiety


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.1013596 del
might see if i have some chamomile


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.1013597 del
nope, no chamomile


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.1013598 del
>>1013594
Incorrect.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.1013599 del
I like to piss into a plastic bag and swing it around until it breaks.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.1013600 del
gonna have a midnight snack, rice and mince, would you neets like anything?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.1013601 del
>>1013600
A bowl of rice and mince sounds good.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.1013602 del
I've been awake at 3 in the morning so many times over the years. I used to think "I should use that time to do something useful, like become an elite hacker", but I never do


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.1013603 del
>>1013602
It is difficult to be productive when your energy is low due to the disrupted sleep.
Do not be too tough on yourself NEET.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.1013604 del
>>1013600
Butter


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.1013605 del
>>1013604
I didn't even touch her.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.1013606 del
Mrofg

Fix captcha


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.1013607 del
>>1013546
Cruisey I wanna this shirt please.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.1013608 del
>>1013552
Interesting project NEET. Please keep us updated.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.1013609 del
>>1013553
Monk? Yes!


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.1013610 del
>>1013574
Monk? No!


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.1013611 del
>>1013609
lol, he is such a character


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.1013612 del
>>1013580
Sounds dangerous.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.1013613 del
>>1013581
Monk? No!


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.1013614 del
>>1013599
Inside or outside?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.1013615 del


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.1013616 del
surely monk would have a hidden goon stash somewhere in his house? that's basic wino NEET technique


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.1013617 del


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.1013618 del
>>1013616
It wouldn't remain hidden or available with goon for long.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.1013619 del
Monk needs the Goon Fairy to visit him each night.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.1013620 del
>>1013619
there are probably women who would buy him goon and support his drinking. Lots of girls would be seduced by his ungovernable brutishness when he's on binge


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.1013621 del
>>1013546
another good one for the job provider


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.1013622 del
think i had an hour or two of sleep


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.1013623 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDWtr2ZDyRE [Embed]


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.1013624 del
>>1013622
back to bed NEET


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.1013625 del
Naked women look so off-putting, you look at their groin and it's bare but looks like something should be there. It's unnatural and unsightly seeing that area empty.
Good morning neets


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.1013626 del
POSSUM'S DIRTY CLACKER


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.1013627 del


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.1013628 del
still having anxiety about past drinking years ago, looking through my emails, trying to figure out how much there was


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.1013629 del
>>1013628
is this a meme, or are you mentally ill?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.1013630 del
>>1013628
>>1013629
The NEETs should be celebrating their gooning, who knows how they each have left.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.1013631 del
Dreaming when Dawn's Left Hand was in the Sky I heard a Voice within the Tavern cry,"Awake, my Little ones, and fill the Cup" Before Life's Liquor in its Cup be dry."


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.1013632 del
>>1013631
Too smart 4 me


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.1013633 del
>>1013631
Is there a specific book I can read more text like this?


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.1013634 del
>>1013633
probably, i just remembered it from an old james may tv show where he quoted it. it's an auld persian poem


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.1013635 del
>>1013634
might be Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyam


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.1013636 del
>>1013635
Thank you.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.1013637 del
>>1013635
that's the one


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.1013638 del
Rubit Onmyarm.


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.1013639 del
DOODLE PECKER PEANUS BAGINA HECK GOTDAMN


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.1013640 del
"The people I deal with today will be meddling, ungrateful, arrogant, dishonest, jealous, and surly."


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.1013641 del
>>1013640
"and might also poo in the car."
t. Cruisey


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.1013642 del
>>1013639
Language!


NEET 07/18/2026 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.1013643 del
>>1013640
They are quite beautiful when you think about it.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.1013644 del
Food please


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.1013645 del
>>1013644
Bat is cooking us all chiggin snosaj and eggies on toast. Weber ate all the bacon.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.1013646 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RHwT_yVwoz0 [Embed] how is he this based?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.1013647 del
>>1013645
Bacon is made from chickens


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.1013648 del
Dragged all the shit out for council clean up. Vacuumed the house. I need to go to Bunnings for aggregate as a bathtub drain is leaking and the ground is becoming unstable (you can push a broken shovel into the ground and it melts). Then I need a few of these or equivalent from Lowes to keep warm at night (I slept well last night)
https://www.lowes.com.au/shop-all/accessories/underwear/thermal-apparel/waffle-knit-thermal-t-shirt-black-m-16613


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.1013649 del
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don't think i'll be going to see odyssey


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.1013650 del
>>1013649
It's absolute shit. You can tell from how hard the media is pushing it.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.1013651 del
>>1013648
The weight of the waffle stomped modelling clay in the drains moves foundations


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.1013652 del
At the market


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.1013653 del
>>1013652
Get me a Corvette I don't have from the Hot Wheels man please.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.1013654 del
>>1013653
Okay but i’m going to send you a venmo for it.
Waiting on ginger to get me a coffee


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>>1013653
Corvette?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.1013656 del


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.1013657 del
>>1013656
we've really lost this pure motoring culture


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.1013658 del
what problems are at the root of your alcohol consumption neets? For me it was an autistic loner trying to be social


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.1013659 del
>>1013658
women didn't like me in my early 20s so became that guy in the friend group who withdrew and drank at home instead.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.1013660 del
>>1013658
Alcohol makes abo women look sexy


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.1013661 del


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.1013662 del
>>1013659
In my late 20s I actually gained a group of nerdy friends who I drank with at birthdays and new years etc. But there were never any single girls there, and of course they wouldn't have wanted anything to do with fat ugly losers like me. It all comes back to the >tfw no gf feels


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.1013663 del
Going to see if womong is at the petrol station and see if i can ask her out


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 01:58 [Preview] No.1013664 del
>>1013655
I'm not sure that is a corvette
Looks like a fastback mustang


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.1013665 del
>>1013660
That was kind of the magical thinking I had - if I just keep doing beers and playing boardgames with my ugly nerd friends surely I will discover a sexy gamer girl among them


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.1013666 del
>>1013651
Back. It was recommended to get 20mm Blue aggregate for the bottom and put 10mm blue aggregate on top. 20kg of each which may be too much but can be used in other parts.

Having sushi now


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.1013667 del
>>1013657
>tfw you will never experience a flying of rock hit you in the heda


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.1013668 del
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That time of the year for this article
>Sex workers demand respect, fair pay in act that divides Melbourne’s red light district
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/sex-workers-demand-respect-fair-pay-in-act-that-divides-melbournes-red-light-district/news-story/c06d6761cce82b2672711a5fc4419caa


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.1013669 del
Also added fuel to the car.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.1013670 del
>>1013669
So did I. Bloody $1.91/L for 95.
She wanted Subway for lonch :eyeroll:
Having a Guinness.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.1013671 del
want some braised steak and onions


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.1013672 del
>>1013670
I think it was $1.85 for 95.

Sushi is consumed. Time to start working with aggregate soon.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.1013673 del
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Also caught Sweetie sleeping on guard dog duty when we came back.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.1013674 del
>>1013673
if she is sleeping she needs the rest lad


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.1013675 del
>>1013674
I gave her a meat pie shmacko when she finally woke up.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.1013676 del
wish i could sleep


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.1013677 del
>>1013676
do you want a shmacko when you wake up?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.1013678 del
>>1013672
>Time to start working with aggregate soon.
Done. Black plastic gloves were used to move it into position. One glove broke on one finger and it was bleeding below the fingernail. I applied Betadine and a bandaid.

Hopefully the aggregate stabilises the area as it right next to the foundation of the house and I do not want that moving. So now the water has a path with a fall to follow away from the house.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.1013679 del
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NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.1013680 del
>>1013673
Lovely.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.1013681 del
Hanged over. Thinking of a cheeky gar to mellow me out


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.1013682 del
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NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.1013683 del
>>1013681
Monk? No!


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.1013684 del


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.1013685 del
>>1013682
rotate 90 degrees
put on pac-man theme tune


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.1013686 del
(3.04 MB 720x1280 aisAyX0x1W-_CL7R.mp4)


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.1013687 del
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>>1013686
kek and


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.1013688 del
>>1013687
thanks Trev


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.1013689 del
>>1013574
>I reckon it was the creaky flyscreen door that dobbed me in
I think it would have been something like this >>1013686


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.1013690 del
Lubricated the runners on her roller shutters and shed door. Having a clog now.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.1013691 del
Probably should have given that a spray too


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.1013692 del
>>1013690
>Having a clog now.
Windows open?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.1013693 del
why would a man lubricate the runners of a shed door if the door's on bearings? going to attract dust and make things worse


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.1013694 del
>>1013693
it's a roller door you trouble maker


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.1013695 del
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Came back from taking a shid and she'd left a note and a glass of wine next to my laptop.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.1013696 del
>>1013695
That is some good feedback.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.1013697 del
>>1013695
Well she is right.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.1013698 del
>>1013696
Dr Zog is going to be busy.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.1013699 del
you lads have any good youtube recommendations? just the usual politics seethe on my frontpage


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.1013700 del
>>1013699
Only usually watch Time Team and StarTalk.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.1013701 del
>>1013699
Clickspring released a new video overnight
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XsmGHMic8vs [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.1013702 del
>>1013700
based
>>1013701
good one, thanks


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.1013703 del
Day 4 of no fap. Balls are heavy and full and desire to empty balls in a woman rising


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.1013704 del
>wojack very very tired.jpg


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.1013705 del
>>1013701
Enjoying this now.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.1013706 del
The neo bolsheviks in government want me dead


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.1013707 del
>>1013695
>not including zinc
Low test


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.1013708 del
meh


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.1013709 del
>>1013701
Wasn’t expecting this to be fantastic. Thanks for posting. New interesting acquired


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.1013710 del
>>1013709
New interest*


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.1013711 del
>>1013710
Even more interest?! 😦


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.1013712 del
>>1013709
He only posts a couple of times a year, but he does fantastic work and makes videos that are both interesting and calming.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.1013713 del
>>1013712
Zen and the art of making cool shit out of metal


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.1013714 del
>>1013713
He did a really good series on recreating the Antikythera Mechanism (interesting in itself on account of it being seemingly anachronistic or a gift from space jews) and trying to produce a clone using only the technologies of the period.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.1013715 del
Pork and onions for dinner


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.1013716 del
I identify as a biracial (African American and Cherokee), non-binary, polyamorous, paraplegic lesbian


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.1013717 del
(822.15 KB 600x600 Trev.png)


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.1013718 del
>>1013717
>posting a het*rosexual wh*te m*le
Bluesky will hear about this


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.1013719 del


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.1013720 del
I got a jerry can from the dump yesterday


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.1013721 del
>>1013720
good sniff?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.1013722 del
Starving. It’s over


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.1013723 del
>>1013721
Empty and clean but lots of opportunities


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.1013724 del
>>1013722
fettuccine-al-burro, get it made


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.1013725 del
>>1013673
What a qt


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.1013726 del
>>1013722
I retrieved a pineapple choggy bar from the snack cupboard and tolt her to make me a mug of milo.
She's making some kind of yum-cha selection tonight.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.1013727 del
>>1013722
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.1013728 del
>>1013726
Inform her you're famished.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.1013729 del
Big feed
Food coma


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.1013730 del
>>1013726
>yum-cha selection
She has sold out to multiculturalism. The old Australia is gone.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.1013731 del
>>1013730
Australia died when the White Australia Policy ended. The jew cackles at our suffering


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.1013732 del
>>1013730
i'll report to Pauline


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.1013733 del
>>1013732
She's a jewish puppet


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.1013734 del
The psyllium husks are working, I can feel it
649999


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.1013735 del
>>1013733
I thought you meant Motherbat at first and gave a kek.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.1013736 del
Once Australians started cooking spaghetti bolognese and making tacos the writing was on the wall.
It was all over already. We never had a chance.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.1013737 del
>>1013735
I'm not sure about her but be careful just in case, they like to corrupt our loved ones


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.1013738 del
Very obsessive schizo posts on the 4chan aus/pol/ thread. Suspect its one of you lot.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.1013739 del
>>1013699
Ive been watching antarctica history by fire of learning


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.1013740 del


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.1013741 del
>>1013738
Are you voting Steph Hunter?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.1013742 del
>>1013714
That was very good, i watched a lot of it


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.1013743 del
>>1013741
Shut up Bradley


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.1013744 del
>>1013743
They mocked his penis but I thought it was pretty good. Some peoples standards are too high.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.1013745 del
Mron


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.1013746 del
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Gon stream Ninja Assassin at 7pm AE*T:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.1013747 del
It seems like every second Bond film has a scene where Bond gets chased by villains on snow skis or similar.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.1013748 del
>>1013747
Don't start shit talking it.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.1013749 del
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NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.1013750 del
I have never been skiing or seen snow.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.1013751 del
>>1013749
The Bond one that came out in 2001/2002 has a big ice castle setting that dumb AI didn't even mention


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.1013752 del
>>1013750
I've seen it but never spent time at a ski resort or tried skiiing


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.1013753 del


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.1013754 del


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.1013755 del
>>1013748
it's been half a decade now and we don't know who will be the next bond. i wonder if timothy dalton is still alive, that would be kino


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.1013756 del
>>1013751
die another day, so bad it's possibly not considered canon. it had the famous cgi scene where bond windsurfs a tsunami


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.1013757 del
My waifu I just discovered already said she loves me specifically

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UUIJ-gfmI8k


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.1013758 del
It fell out of me when I was out today and sn old fella told me to put it back in


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.1013759 del
Anyone know local ai shit? I haven't kept up with the news


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.1013760 del
>>1013757
Arms too hairy.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.1013762 del
>>1013757
>tattoi
>videos about pagan nonsense
🤢🤮


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.1013764 del
>>1013719
1. Some people do everything on phone and cant use a proper computer.
2. Some people need GUI for everything and can't use CLI even for the most easy and straightforward tasks.
3. That dude is disgusting.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.1013765 del
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>>1013764
talk shit about ms office all day, word art defined the aesthetic of the 00s


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.1013766 del
>>1013746
I feel poorly today, but I will be there. Can we preview some 80s ninja films that are on youtube before the movie?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.1013767 del
>>1013750
It looks just like a vagina. It's just like having sex.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.1013768 del
>>1013762
shut your mouth


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.1013769 del
>>1013765
uh oh the early bird
>revs chainsaw


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.1013770 del
(39.26 KB 828x1056 Kim Job inspired.jpg)


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.1013771 del
>>1013767
So wondrous and mysterious until you see it for real then under whelming?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.1013772 del
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NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.1013773 del
>>1013766
>I feel poorly today
Sounds very British. We don't say "poorly" here.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.1013774 del
>>1013773
Well-read people do.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.1013775 del
I found a new band I love that I previously thought were shit but now they have released good and interesting music recently
paramore - it's alternative rock with lyrics I like.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.1013776 del
>>1013766
If I find one.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.1013777 del
>>1013775
Not bad.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.1013778 del
>>1013775
ur just tryin to get a big tiddie goth gf


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.1013779 del
>>1013765
I have not did that, even tho it's crap (like MSWord 95 or something was usuable).
My point is, MS WOrd for that woman is just another layer of abstraction she understands, its just a GUI for her to do stuff on a computer.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.1013780 del
Found two quick:
1. Best of the Worst: Ninja Movies 49 mins
2. American Ninja (1985) - Movie Review 10 mins
So we can fill about an hour with em.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.1013781 del
>>1013778
yes exactly


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.1013782 del
remembeer that japanese word of thee weeek girl who had big booba265699


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.1013783 del
>>1013780
I put them on in minutes.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.1013784 del
>>1013781
I'm sure one of the NEETs could dress up for you.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1013785 del
>>1013782
Gook nights, yes.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.1013786 del
belinda carlise had a major cocaine habit for decades, wonder if she was high on it when they filmed her music videos, she sure looks happy


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.1013787 del
>>1013780
I didn't really want an hour, just 10 minutes


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.1013788 del
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>>1013785
no hannah minx


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.1013789 del
wanna peench her nibbles


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.1013790 del
>>1013787
Well too bad.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.1013791 del
accidentally told a jew that jews are parasites because he interjected on my conversation with someone else to tell me my religion is bullshit. I was holding my tongue until he did that


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.1013792 del
>>1013788
Undosuru.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.1013793 del
>>1013791
enjoy prison


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.1013794 del
>>1013788
Handsome fella.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.1013795 del
>>1013791
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.1013796 del
Imagine being rude to Cruisey


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.1013797 del
>>1013796
unthinkable


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.1013798 del
>>1013793
>ih8niggers@nuke.africa
bunk mates and share tim tams?


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.1013799 del
>>1013798
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWk_AXFReRg [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.1013800 del
Here is the Hugarian comic book for NinjaNEET


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.1013803 del
Transitioned
It’s cold Cruisey


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.1013804 del
Might tim tams and dream about scottish red head gf


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.1013805 del
>>1013803
Put some socks on.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.1013806 del
>>1013805
His toes isn't the cold bit.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.1013807 del
>>1013805
I sleep in minimal pyjamas so I have warm layers to put on when I get up in the morning. Science.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.1013808 del
Stupid science bitches can’t even make I more smarter


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.1013809 del
Starting! Ger in here NEETs!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.1013810 del
>>1013807
I sleep in old trackies and tops that have too many holes in them for me to wear in public


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.1013811 del
>>1013554
Today I discovered the lattice inside the catalytic converter is fractured and making a rattling noise
not sure what to do
I could cut it open and gut it but I prefer refined fixes so I might get a high flow cat and weld it in place if the old cat
found a few missing bolts and clips replaced and changed the oil
peeled the stickers off as well


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.1013812 del
>>1013811
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.1013813 del
ran out of tim tams :(
but the moofie was good :)


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.1013814 del
>>1013813
You can always buy more tomorrow.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.1013815 del
heat palpitations are back, always in the evening, somehow I need to sleep


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.1013816 del
>>1013811
A productive day.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.1013817 del
Lots of action lots of blood. A bit overplayed I think, kinda melodramatic in action sense, meloactionic, the Raid does better.
An all right movie. Fun starting scene. Silly interpol storyline.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.1013818 del
>>1013812 >>1013816
thanks NEETs
The Irishman did a great deal
the tyres have almost full tread and the transmission fluid looks practically new as well it was sold in clean and tidy condition
she is an old girl but not showing her age too badly


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.1013819 del
>>1013817
Raid Redemption I thnk.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.1013820 del
Good night.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.1013821 del
>>1013820
Good night Pidge. xx
I hate that woman.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.1013822 del
had a big blast
GN


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.1013823 del
Watching youtube videos on ear massages to help with my vagus nerve. Do neets have any anti anxiety exercies besides drinking


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.1013824 del


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.1013825 del
>>1013823
You can do various exercises to soothe and reset nervous system and breathing exercises. You can massage your right bit between your thumb and index finger and some other ones I forget but regular exercise is competent for it


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.1013826 del
want my bean bag back, it was so comfy


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.1013827 del
>>1013820
Night fella.
She doesn't know birds lay eggs without insemination. Does she eat chicken eggs?
Pidges learning their names is cool, would not expect it.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.1013828 del
>>1013823
Imagination play
It can be difficult if you don't have an intense passion for a hobby
Gardening for example one can imagine growing your own elaborate combination potted flora going through all of the details in your mind to being present with the finished arrangement


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.1013829 del
>ausneets has captcha now

lame


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.1013830 del
>>1013829
It is necessary when you are targeted with terroristic spam.


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.1013831 del
>>1013829
gave you no captcha


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.1013832 del
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NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.1013833 del
homeless hot ginger woman in nice van

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EHrN-F7ao7g [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.1013834 del
might get a steam controller or an emulator box thing and play old games from when you geriatric NEETs were young and strapping


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