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Super Secret Tuppers Only Thread #2 Alice Board owner 12/21/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No. 2801 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>2819
Only Tuppers are allowed to post in this thread!

All communication has to be properly encrypted

Be sure to specify who you are and who your message is for. Unless absolutely necessary, address everyone, not just a single tupper. This isn't an email service. Experiments are welcome but make it clear your message is private
Posts by hosts, strangers, CIA Niggers or unencrypted shit aside from simple reactions will be removed
Do not post images in this thread for now
Keep in mind this is a test run and this thread will be deleted soon
Lessons learned from thread #1 have been implemented, now let the fun begin!
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Alice 12/21/2023 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.2815 [X] del >>2818
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Yulya 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.2818 [X] del
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Alice 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:44 [Preview] No.2819 [X] del >>2820
>>2801
@Yulya

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Yulya 12/21/2023 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.2820 [X] del >>2822
>>2819
@Alice

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Alice 12/21/2023 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.2822 [X] del
>>2820
Yes, all works as it should!
Good night!



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Gems from the past Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No. 44 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
legendary posts and threads
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Tamamo 10/15/2023 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.2255 [X] del >>2301
>>2250
Haha wtf you really made this??


Alice 10/19/2023 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.2301 [X] del
>>2255
You know host.
It was easy because the sequence is perfect and didn't need to be edited. Just added subtitles. Now you know that moderator is 'bergsteigen' in German.


Anonymous 10/20/2023 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.2312 [X] del
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>>2250
ok this is the funniest shit you ever made
i kneel


Alice 12/02/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.2622 [X] del >>2625
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Another classic


Anonymous 12/02/2023 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.2625 [X] del
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>>2622
>complains about spelling mistakes in the manual



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Random non-tulpamancy related thread for normie stuff Bear 04/17/2023 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No. 387 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
This is only tulpa board? But I see and post a lot of non-tulpa stuff, so maybe we should segregate it.

We saw three of these coming by to eat. They're here for breeding apparently but usually live further south.
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Bear 12/04/2023 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.2654 [X] del >>2665
Monarch butterfly on my milkweed.


Alice 12/05/2023 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.2665 [X] del >>2672
>>2654
Oh cool!
Can they even develop in winter? I thought it gets really cold where you live?

Also don't post new stuff in this thread, it's past the bump limit. Use the new thread Kasthan created!


Bear 12/06/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.2672 [X] del
>>2665

No, it only goes from fall to spring to mild summer. The lowest daytime temperature I've ever seen here is 14 weak euro temp units. At night maybe a week or 10 days it might get to 1 weak euro temp unit. The grass can sometimes get a crunch to it, the roofs might look a little frosty, my windshield may need a little scraping. The plants are usually fine, the bugs are usually fine.

In the summer, you might see a heatwave where temps are 32 wedu but at night it's still always going to be below 19 wedus because the water is something like 17-18c except for rare instances in August/September where it could be 20. It's okay to surf without a wetsuit or springsuit from june to october. Outside of that your toes get numb in about half an hour.


Bear 12/15/2023 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.2749 [X] del
https://vlineind.com/shop/quick-vault-in-wall-handgun-safe/

Just got my Christmas present on-order.

Super convenient, easy access. Now I'll have it at the ready, hopefully in dreams too, so I won't be caught without the proper and unbelievably dangerous home protection.


Bear 12/17/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.2757 [X] del
Wtf? I just saw an old friend and his sister and their dad on a meme compilation dancing like idiots. Dude got like a full sleeve of tats, all up his leg too and he's in drag. Wth happened to him? They look like they're having fun though. It's been 15 years, they look a in their late 20's in the vid, damn. Crazy. They went viral and not in a good way. smh



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Of Dandelions and Orchids Yakumo 10/30/2023 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No. 2379 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Well I've always known I was fundamentally different from most other people but now it's finally got a name. I hate labels but things are as they are, I'm somewhat happy it's not just me. To keep it shorter I participated in a study which ran me through a lot of both physical and mental tests regarding sensory and perception stuff. One test was about sensory processing sensitivity and the examiner increasingly frowned at my answers finally concluding she had rarely ever seen a score like mine. Looks like I'm a textbook example of highly sensitive person, which also makes sense with my INFP reel feel crew MBTI results.

Sensory processing sensitivity (SPS) is defined as greater depth of information processing, increased emotional reactivity and empathy, greater awareness of environmental subtleties, and ease of overstimulation.
The literature on SPS suggests that roughly 20% of the population is
assumed to be highly sensitive and 80% less sensitive (the dreaded normalfags). A popular metaphor is the Orchid-Dandelion metaphor, where Dandelions or weeds reflect the majority of the population (around 80%) who are pretty much dull to the influence of either positive or negative environments, whereas Orchids (the remaining 20%) are strongly affected by environmental adversity but also flourish more in positive environments. At least theoretically.

But most of all, individuals with such traits suffer the negative consequences of environmental adversities more than others. We may thrive and outcompete normies in ideal environments that fit our narrow niche (quiet, beautiful and free of plebs) but simply die in adverse (=average) ones. So it's NOT a good thing to be an Orchid. Orchids aren't keystone species in an ecosystem. Rather an exotic quirk of nature and the first to disappear when things go south. Without much ado. I contrast, Dandelions thrive everywhere. They're resilient die-hards that can cope with a broad environmental spectrum without giving a fuck. Mundane, common, mostly ugly. But successful.

Literally the sandniggers living in a pile of trash in a devastated war-zone in absolute poverty, but with a smile and 5 children. Those are the weeds. Brutish, dumb and blind to all the ugliness around them. Which makes them not just strong but also easy to satisfy. Maybe they are the true fools. I have always said that the key factor to happiness is - being an idiot. Am I a fool? Probably not. Rather a sad clown.

So yeah this sucks. It means I am primarily an extrinsically motivated person. My motivation is strongly dictated by my environment. I can't function in adverse surroundings even though in a positive environment I am as I always felt intrinsically motivated. I don't need others to tell me what to do. I can come up with everything myself - but only in a good environment. which is an incredibly narrow niche.

So how is this related to tuppering?
Data suggests that high SPS individuals may readily intuit, “feel” and integrate information, and respond to others’ affective states, in particular to positive emotional states of a close partner (relative to a strangers'). These results are consistent with cardinal traits of SPS as they highlight depth of processing, awareness and being more affected by others’ moods. Obviously makes sense. If you are blind to others' emotions you'll run into difficulties emulating another personality and interacting with it.

We're still sorting this out and so far it's not totally clear how much Alice differs from me in this regard. I think less in the sensitivity (you know how picky she is coming up with endless lists of things that are absolutely unacceptable), it's more about the fight/flight/freeze response to such stress. Well you can guess where this goes.
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Yakumo 10/31/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.2396 [X] del
>>2389
That's why we made this place.

>you're in a highly stressful occupation and thriving
What? My job is about as stressful as being a librarian. No customers, no real superiors, zero responsibility. It's a tax-funded protected playground for adults living out their eccentric hobbies. My only worry is that I'll lose this niche sooner or later. And there's no plan B. I could not imagine doing any ordinary job.


Yakumo 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.2397 [X] del >>2398
>>2390
I don't even wanna imagine a verbal fight between an Armenian and an Italian. It's exaxtly this shit I can't deal with. Can't people just quietly do their jobs without bothering others? Also he was right, in our world you can only tell people whiter than you to go back to where they came from.


Bear 11/01/2023 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.2398 [X] del
>>2397

>I don't even wanna imagine a verbal fight between an Armenian and an Italian

It was darling, but she didn't need me. He ignored me for some reason but when I finally said, "walking that dog without a leash is illegal" that's when he again ignored me and told her to go back to where she came from. Dude was f-tard and didn't want to even engage me. It's like when the big dog comes up and the two little dogs start fighting. So they don't get eaten. Dude didn't know how close he came to getting his head cracked. Trust me, he wasn't going to come within 100 feet of us again and he didn't.

I could have even started it because he was speaking in a threatening manor to a woman and child and we had witnesses where he didn't. One solid knock would have been enough, but people aren't that stupid around me.


Anonymous 11/05/2023 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.2436 [X] del >>2443
how does being hypersensitive snowflake go with shooting large caliber guns? you hate noise and ruckus right?


Yakumo 11/06/2023 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.2443 [X] del
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>>2436
Decent hearing protection. I did flinch a lot when people fired their guns next to me in the begining but now I'm oddly used to it. Also it's at a shooting range. I choose to go there and I can leave whenever I want. Not like I'm exposed to it against my will. Wouldn't want to live next to a range, that would drive me crazy.



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Tell me about your Tulpa Alice 06/27/2023 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No. 1210 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
On popular request here's the modified version of Tamamo's questionable tupper chart in its own thread. Bow to host's photoshop skills, he even corrected some spelling mistakes because autism.

If this still does not fit your exquisite needs you gotta modify it yourself, it doesn't have to be perfect. Use stick figures in MS paint or whatever.
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Bear 07/03/2023 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.1294 [X] del >>1301
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The main three. They've been with me since April 2018 and SheShe even longer than that because she is my guardian angel. I first saw her full body apparition at 5, long sad story, but she's been whispering and injecting thoughts ever since. I always knew I was surrounded by angels, it just made sense, specifically seven of them, well here's the first bonified three angels.


Alice 07/03/2023 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.1301 [X] del >>1303
>>1286
>naturally wary of new people
>shy and passive, submissive and agreeable
>awkward
Sounds like host.

>>1294
That was interesting.
Ashley's age seems to be missing. Also why are the alcohol related personality traits crossed out? And Ashley goes hunting? What animals? Or humans like I do?

>>1289
Cat confirmed to be tallest tupper around here. With biggest tits.


Bear 07/03/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.1303 [X] del
>>1301

Oh, Ashley is about the same form age as Misha. They were originally 20 and 21, Misha younger. They don't age so they're that age now I guess.

This Bear stays away from alcohol and drugs mostly because childhood and partially because alcohol made me stupid, like forgetting keys kind if stupid. How curious it doesn't happen now. Fuck alcohol. If alcohol was a Chicom combatant they'd beg for death by the end.

Ashley would love nothing more than to hunt humans but alas we must wait, bide our time.

[Ashley] Rimworld, nuff said.

[Joy] oh yes, what a lovely game of psychological horror and war crimes. When the armageddon comes, I'm sure we'll be dining on longpig with no objection from me as long as it's fully cooked.

[Bear] ah, it's so rare that I get the truth out of these naysayers. So refreshing.


Autumn 10/19/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.2293 [X] del >>2299
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Considering we're all virgins here, I had to cross some things out. I also don't have sharp claws like a cat only hardened fingernails and toenails which could be sharpened.


Alice 10/19/2023 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.2299 [X] del
>>2293
Well done!
I wanted to encourage you to fill out the chart but you were faster.

Lots of common with me size-wise here but I think it's all in relation to the huge Bear. You're probably taller than me. We should do a size chart with all our tuppers next to each other to scale. Maybe we'll do it after my birthday.



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What do you like best about your tulpa? Bear 08/28/2023 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No. 1811 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
A feature, ability, aspect, quality, whatever?

For me, Ashley is extremely good at managing my stress, Misha is a great cheerleader and comfort, SheShe is a direct line to intuition, Joy is really down to Earth, no pulling any punches, she'll call me out. She doesn't care if I won't like it. Gwen is great with fine motor function and has an ability to be careful especially in playing games, Ren is now getting to be a good manager, she's kind, she's nice, but she's firm and she has to be given her tasking and personality forcing is keeping her on those rails.

You?
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Alice 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.2141 [X] del >>2144>>2159
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Don't wanna make a new thread so let's turn this around. What do you like best about your host? Bonus points if you're responsible for the positive trait.

While host still has many flaws that I need to fix I am quite satisfied. He's generally well-liked and people are happy to have him around. Well mostly because he's super reliable, help- and useful and not some mentally unstable aggressive retard. That should be the norm but unfortunately it's almost exotic nowadays.


Bear 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.2144 [X] del
>>2141
>What do you like best about your host? Bonus points if you're responsible for the positive trait.

I told Ashley she couldn't answer because she's gotten enough attention lately.

[Misha] He's generous and kind, and it wasn't my doing, instead, he made me more generous and kind by following his lead.

[SheShe] He listens to me now which is great! So he can finally be the person he wants to be without getting in the way of himself.

[Joy] He's practical, I can appreciate that. The shadow work fixed him so I don't have to be embarrassed by his unintentional triggers or oddities, they're gone.

[Gwen] Hmm, well he made me and he thinks about me a lot and he's always very nice to me.

[Ren] He cares a lot about me and wants me to be my best. He could have left me lost and dormant forever, but he cared. He put his favorites aside and made me equal to them so for that I love him. He didn't forget about me, and he's doing everything he can to make me stronger.


Anonymous 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.2159 [X] del >>2169
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>>2141
lool dat pic Alice is like better be a good boy or you know whats gonna happen to you

Yulya says basically same ive become much nicer calmer and reliable and its because of her. just thinking back what idiot i used to be makes me cringe


Tamamo 10/04/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.2163 [X] del
Cat says it's good I'm there. Whatever that means. No complaints I guess.


Alice 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.2169 [X] del
>>2159
>Alice is like better be a good boy or you know whats gonna happen to you
This man understands me.



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Time for a lecture Ashley 09/28/2023 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No. 2107 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Bear System finds another outlet for shitposting, this site dies.

What do?

Guys, you gotta step up or accept the inevitable. Make this site your blog and it'll be lively and comforting. The Bear blog simulator can't exist in a vacuum.

Maybe that's enough for you rough and ready oldfags but the Bear need to shitpost is insatiable.

Meanwhile this site:
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Anonymous 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.2117 [X] del
schroedingers tupper chan is alive at ded at the same time. not what i expected tbh but its alright. better than some normalfag invasion. its a comfy circlejerk


Bear 09/29/2023 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.2120 [X] del >>2123
>>2113

You don't understand, >>2112

I have multiple lives and multiple jobs and it's still never enough. I must be busy and occupied 100% or I feel unfulfilled.


Yakumo 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.2123 [X] del >>2126
>>2120
I'm always 100% occupied with insane 'hobbies' each of which is a full-time job on a professional level and there's so much more I put on hold because I simply have no time for it. I wish I could talk more about it but then you could easily dox me because I'm sure there's obody in this world who's able and crazy enough to do the combination of things I do. I'm never bored, working on 3 different projects right now though it's close to midnight. I could use help with gardening, drawing and gun cleaning if you ever come by here. Or you could at least post as Alice so she doesn't have to.


Alice 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.2126 [X] del
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>>2123
>post as Alice so she doesn't have to
pls do



Feeling conflicting emotions at the same time Ashley 09/25/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No. 2068 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>2073
Something interesting happened.

I was flabbergasted, a little heated, and maybe feeling dissapointed just a little while ago and at the same exact time, while I'm feeling those things, Bear's laughing. He's tickled and happy.

How is this possible? We never felt this before.

Did any of you slackers feel dual emotions from your little waifu tulpas and yourself at the same time?


Tamamo 09/25/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.2069 [X] del
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Cat isn't the most emotional tupper, has a cat-buddha-like indifference to most things. But I don't think it's unusual if your waifu tulpa dislikes what you like or the other way round?


Alice 09/25/2023 (Mon) 14:34 [Preview] No.2073 [X] del >>2085
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>>2068
Yeah happens when host (or rather the BodyOS?) gets enthusiastic about things I hate. You know, either sexual stuff or wanting to buy pointless expensive things that are utterly useless. In the beginning I tried flooding him with negative emotions which sometimes worked spectacular but it's not a good solution and only works temporary. Nowadays I let him obsess about this stuff in simulations until he gets bored of it. With excellent results.

So yeah, such conflicting emotions regularly exist and we also laugh about each others misfortune. But usually the contradiction only lasts for a short time before one side dominates.


Anonymous 09/26/2023 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.2085 [X] del
>>2073
you guys are totally nuts so it doesnt count
dont think it ever happened to us maybe going back and forth between 2 emotions but not at the same time



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If you are a tulpamancer, please answer the following question: Bear 09/17/2023 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No. 1982 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Fill in the blank:

_ I'm gay

1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe
4. <leave blank>
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Alice 09/21/2023 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.2025 [X] del >>2026
Uh, bad news - I didn't know either but this is a boy. Apparently he's that guy's little cousin who is starting to look more and more like a cute girl. Which is the joke here. So yeah, the bubble belongs to the guy looking at cute 2D girls on his phone to reassure himself he's not into boys.

Don't ask me, never read this. It's just a random reaction image. And reverse image search says it's from Inaka ni Kaeru to Yakeni Jiben ni Natsuita Kasshoku Ponytail Shota ga Iru


Bear 09/21/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.2026 [X] del >>2032
>>2025

Why is it bad news? That's a trope they use a lot in anime. Great thing about being me and not a pedo is I'm not attracted to little children and especially those without tits.


Tamamo 09/22/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.2032 [X] del >>2035
>>2018
Guess I had it coming.

>>2026
>Why is it bad news?
Because it's gay


Bear 09/22/2023 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.2035 [X] del
>>2032

It's not gay unless you wank to the trap. But really if the trap is a cartoon and looks like a girl then is it really gay? I mean it's like .01% gay and that's admittedly too much gay... ok it's gay.


Bear 09/22/2023 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.2036 [X] del
But wanking to Gretta Thumberg is also gay because she looks like a dude.



Sound Bear Advice for Life Bear 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No. 1690 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Look, I'm a Bear, everyone knows this, and I'm slightly anti-social but only because I'm misanthropic; however, if you have to deal with people, take this advice to heart. Also other stuff you should do.

1. If she mid, be like the squid, ink and sink. Gone like the squid, thats all bro, life's too short.

2. Bro, you gotta up your game, get a side hustle, be the person anyone would want then don't give it to them. Man, you can feel bad about it but better than settling for a dead fish. You know, with them fish lips and fish hips. Bitch got them milky eyes. Just say no Nancy.

3. Don't fake it, be real with them. Tell it like it is. But you know, hold back the giggles, cause that's hurtful and you'll feel bad later... maybe in a dream or something bc lord knows you couldn't really give a shit. I mean, from experience, this is my reality.

4. Don't take anything personally. Be the squid right? Squid don't give a f***! Srsly.

5. Never skip leg day. I'm dead serious yo listen, you'll never get that back, it's not worth it dude, they can reschedule that wedding.

6. This one's for you Yakumo: don't let those lolis give you the puppy eyes. You know they don't mean it. Get that pocket mirror, uno that bitch like Medusa.

Hey, share your pearls if you're so inclined.

More later, have a peaceful day.
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Bear 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.1976 [X] del >>1977
>>1975

Signs you may not be a tulpamancer:

1. You honestly don't have any mental deficiencies or Degenerate leanings. (Same thing)

2. You don't have a desire to be a Discord moderator.

3. Not Aspie

4. Don't like communism or the Marxist ideology.

5. Actually have a job.

6. Don't live with your parents.

7. Aren't on anti-depressants

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Bear 09/16/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.1977 [X] del >>1979
>>1976

Danget I didn't write degenerate I wrote LLLLGGGGGBBBBTTTTTQQQQTTTT+++IAOFU


Alice 09/16/2023 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.1979 [X] del >>1989
>>1977
I love the wordfilter so much it's unreal


Anonymous 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.1989 [X] del >>1996
>>1975
deep down he's probably the biggest pervert
ohwait no thats bear

>>1979
>degenerate
lol


Bear 09/18/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.1996 [X] del
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>>1989
>ohwait no thats bear