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RULES Anonymous Board owner 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No. 7 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

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Do you want to play super casual DnD? Alice 09/27/2024 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No. 5868 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Old thread on autosage
>>4500

Time to start D&D Meta Thread #3!
Divas & Drama continues, what fate awaits the brave adventurers of the Neverwinter Pest and Weed Control?

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Alice 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.7027 [X] del >>7028

>>6996
>Remember that surprise attack only guarantees initiative, there is no longer a surprise round and you can only gain advantage by legitimate means such as flanking and stealth.
I think that's good because it doesn't make the enemies sitting ducks. I still don't get the order of attacks. Why can the bandits all simultaneously attack me while I can't do the same with the Bigglesworths? Or would I have needed to say that I wait for the cats to arrive and then jump out of stealth? Or would they have seen the cats and then automatically spotted me and could have attacked me first? It's clear that the current way of events is suboptimal if I attack alone and get roughed up by everyone.

Joy the DM 01/05/2025 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.7028 [X] del

>>7027

The Bigglesworths didn't make it to them in round 1, Cat shot her arrow and you attacked, then the cats arrived but the bandits got a chance to attack.

So what you're saying is you only want to attack with everyone else, but once the others were running in their direction you lost your surprise. Ideally everyone would have attacked simultaneously but they were too far away and if anyone missed their stealth checks with disadvantage, you would have lost guaranteed initiative and might have taken 4 arrows to the knee and your adventuring days would be over.

Good learning opportunity, Bandits are low fodder.

Test Joy the DM 01/07/2025 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.7029 [X] del

Dubious test of foreign environment

Tamamo 01/10/2025 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.7030 [X] del

Looks like it works again, yay!!

Kashtan 01/10/2025 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.7031 [X] del

what the fuck man theyre now literally spamming the site with shit!
do NOT post any images for now or our board will show up at the front page.

Campaign #1 Continued - Somewhere on the Sword Coast Joy the DM 07/25/2024 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No. 5118 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Welcome to the Sword Coast! See:
>>3440

Where we last left our champions, they're in Phandalin, looking to sell and rest before they go looking for Gundren Rockseeker and his guard Sildar Hallwinter. In the South, there's an ominous rise in attacks by Bandits and wild creatures alike, there's been a giant dragon spotted and conjectures range from green to white to humanoid shapeshifter and there's been strange sightings of all sorts mixed in, muddying the waters of truth.

The current time is 20:30 and the current date is Spring 10th, Brightened Receiving 1296, it's currently clear, with a beautiful quarter moon that is waxing. In Neverwinter the current temperature is 7C which is oddly cold for spring, while here in Phandalin, the current temperature is 1C, striking home the notion that something terribly wrong has occurred or is occurring.

Our heroes are about to delve into "the mouth of the beast", a goblin den responsible for ambushing traders and travelers alike.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EApZmmYg_oQ [Embed]

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Alice 01/02/2025 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.7006 [X] del >>7023

>>7001
Alice attacks Bandit #2 with her spear 2-handed and spends 1DP on Flurry of Blows to make 2 more unarmed strikes. As usual, as soon as #2 goes down, Alice will move on to #1.

Yulya 01/02/2025 (Thu) 21:43 [Preview] No.7008 [X] del

>>7001
Yulya searches the area to look for more threats before hiding behind her shield again

Round 01 Continued Joy the DM 01/04/2025 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.7023 [X] del >>7024

>>7006
Alice attacks Bandit #1 from stealth with her spear [A 1d20+1d4+5=(15,20)] and hits for [1d8+3=7] damage. She then continues with two more unarmed blows using 1DP [A 1d20+1d4+5= (13,24),(11,26)] landing both blows on Bandit #1 and #2 [1d6+3=(7,8)] She downs Bandit #1 and squarely hits Bandit #2 before they even know what's happening.

>>6998
Yulya steadfastly refuses to take action against humans.

The remaining three Bandits, surprised but not helpless, draw their weapons, flank and attack Alice.
[A 1d20+3=(4,19)(11,5)(7,14) vs AC14] Two land blows with their short swords for [1d6+1=7,2] Alice takes 9 damage.

Ashley calls Rally Growth
Mr. and Mrs. Bigglesworth and Helga arrive, set up flanking and attack the bandits.
[A 1d20+1d4+4=(18,9),(17,13),(28C,16)] [1d20+1=4,19,14 vs DC14]

Mr. Bigglesworth claws Bandit #3 and hits for [1d4+2*1.5= 4 damage]
Mrs. Bigglesworth claws Bandit #4 and hits for [1d4+1*1.5= 6 damage] the bandit passes out from the pain and is near death.

"Yay Mrs. Bigglesworth!" Ashley exclaims in excitement.

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Correction Joy the DM 01/04/2025 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.7024 [X] del >>7026

>>7023
>Helga claws Bandit #2 [She was not in position to pounce.] and hits for [1d4+2=4 damage]

Helga had a critical hit and did 8 damage, not 4.

>The bandit is hit in the right shoulder nearly causing him to drop his weapon, but he stubbornly survives.

The bandit is hit in the right shoulder, and drops into the soft snow, downed by the trader's lucky shot.

Only Bandit 3 remains, he's the one who blew the whistle.

Cat 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.7026 [X] del

>>7024
Cat moves her max distance toward the last bandit but lets the others deal with him. Shooting him might endanger Alice. She will only shoot if all others fail to down him as last resort. She calls out to the trader showing her plate
Nyaa you alright Nya? Nice shot Nya! We're adventurers from Neverwinter Nya! Glad to help Nya!

Random Non-Tulpamancy Related Thread 3 Bear 12/15/2024 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No. 6837 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Here we go again.

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Yakumo 12/28/2024 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.6970 [X] del

>>6951
>Sometimes everyone has that problem. But if it's constant...
All day every day. Whatever I watch, I must complain. I do try to shut up about it though because I know Alice doesn't wanna hear it.

>>6959
>Dark times, complete devastation of Ego, walked through hell, worked out in anger phase, got laid regularly, then became a Bear.
Glad I never had to deal with any of that. Sounds horrible.
I feel with Yulya.

>>6959
>At least you know he can't go any further right.
Challenge accepted.
Though I don't really know what that means nowadays. Am I a right-wing extremist? For left wing extremists I sure am. But objectively seen? The whole left-right dichotomy is completely dissolving. I'm certainly not authoritarian, I won't tell people how to live, what t believe or what's right or wrong. I'm not a pro-Russian flat-earther antivaxx conspiracytard either. In that political spectrum diagrams I always end up exactly in the center. Guess that makes me a Nazi nowadays.
But I try to be realistic and the left isn't. The left is suicidal. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. I also learned that the hard way though nowhere even remotely Bear-tier.

Bear 01/02/2025 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.7003 [X] del >>7004

Bestiemom gave me a 2025 calendar of Bestie and me at various places over the last two years or so.

So damn photogenic we look like models.

Yakumo 01/02/2025 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.7004 [X] del >>7009

>>7003
Based
Give some stylized examples!
I will need until 2026 to make a neighborhood loli calendar but we also made a lot of cool photos together last year. Things still continue to intensify and it's not my doing. I get hugged, jumped kissed and cuddled and her mom find it adorable and urges me to spend more time with her. This drains the highly sensitive person but I do my best.
Lolis are so wholesome. Sometimes ruthless but mostly wholesome. Much like cats.

Alice thinks it's a good way to discipline me because both my apartment and myself constantly need to be in presentable and loli-friendly shape now. I was already scolded I need to clean and tidy up more. By both. My apartment is considered extremely cozy and relaxing so both loli, mom and all the neighborhood cats want to spend time there. But it does get a bit messy when I am busy and my dishwasher is currently broken which doesn't help.

I have a bunch of short work-related travels in Jan-Feb including right now which will impede things but they should not affect D&D too much. If anything Alice sometimes might not be able to post for a day but then will do so on the next. So no need for any breaks.

Bear 01/02/2025 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.7009 [X] del

>>7004

Bear 01/04/2025 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.7025 [X] del

I'm going to be optimistic and say I think I figured out why my truck has been fuel starved for the last 10 years. I may have adjusted the fuel pressure regulator too low.

The symptoms have been consistent between different carburetors and even different intake manifolds.

We'll see.

I replaced my fuel pump 7 years ago because it was fuel starved and it never really fixed but the pressure has been rock solid. Only I think the gage is inaccurate and it's been wrong for the whole time.

I bought a new carburetor and it had the exact same symptom, then exgf told me it had to be something not the carburetor. So I turned up the pressure regulator and it started working better. But we will see.

Also my poor exhaust manifold flanges look like they've been overheating for 7 years... my bad.

Dream Thread 2 Tamamo 02/17/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No. 3238 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

I still hope I'll meet my tupper in a dream one day

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Anonymous 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.6975 [X] del

fuck man i dreamt something horrible
the drain hose of my washing machine was clogged. i unscrewed it and tried to get the dirt out. it was a dead decomposing rat that was stuck in the hose. i spent the entire dream getting the rat corpse out in pieces. the most gross dream i can remember. posting this is bad enough i will spare you an image

Bear 01/02/2025 (Thu) 15:13 [Preview] No.7002 [X] del >>7019

Was in college, but the college was a mic of my grade school, Jr. High and high school buildings and campuses.

People I hadn't seen in 10 years there, working retail for a teacher, selling high class jeans. I went to work for him and netted $48.47 for 2 hours of just sitting around. Our job was to wear the jeans and look cool, live models. Not a single customer. I wondered how he was making money.

Then I had to collect fluid from the hairless spread vagina of a petite Vietnamese girl wearing a blue jeans dress several times to count some measure of her immunity. While her brother watched. Then she walked away saying she needed a cold shower.

Alice 01/03/2025 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.7019 [X] del >>7020

>>7002
>I had to collect fluid from the hairless spread vagina of a petite Vietnamese girl wearing a blue jeans dress several times to count some measure of her immunity. While her brother watched.

Alice 01/03/2025 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.7020 [X] del >>7021

>>7019
so much wat I forgot the reaction image

Bear in Dream 01/03/2025 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.7021 [X] del

>>7020

A Day in the Life of a Tulpamancer #2 Alice 12/25/2023 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No. 2852 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

What happened in Tupperland today?

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Alice 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.7000 [X] del >>7010

Happy New Year!
2025 wow! Feels futuristic

Tamamo 01/03/2025 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.7010 [X] del

>>7000
Nice New Year's GET, Alice!

Tamamo 01/03/2025 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.7012 [X] del >>7013 >>7018

New year's resolution is to work on imposition more. D&D is great but Cat needs more IRL action too.

Tamamo 01/03/2025 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.7013 [X] del >>7018

>>7012
>Year Year
oops so much for text visualization skills, can't even do it properly on a screen

Alice 01/03/2025 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.7018 [X] del

>>7012
We haven't done anything imposition-wise in a long time. Maybe we can motivate each other a bit. I was mostly focused on practical things lately. That's a bit bland.

>>7013
At least you tried to make something. That alone counts

The America Appreciation Thread Bear 07/01/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No. 1247 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Mostly ghetto ebonics songs, redneck only in america memes and the most cringe homo/woke shit bc America does it best my [N WORD].

Let's begin with a lovely song that is a heartfelt tale of a man and the love he shares with his chums.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1PjGL2qBUEY [Embed]

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Bear 12/18/2024 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.6866 [X] del >>6869

>>6856
We need to step it up, look up WWII murders by race. I bet whites are doimg better there.

Yakumo 12/18/2024 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.6869 [X] del >>6871

>>6866
Both Whites and Asians if you consider what the Japs did. Yes, that were better times. But it's our fault alone. Europeans killing each other in WWII was one of the biggest mistakes in history.

Bear 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.6871 [X] del >>7015

>>6869
We never learn Russia Ukraine

Joy the Dm 01/03/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.7015 [X] del >>7016

>>6871
No, I can't delete that, it was Yulya, I will continue soon

Alice 01/03/2025 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.7016 [X] del

>>7015

D&D Custom Rules Joy the DM 05/27/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No. 4413 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

This document represents the added and changed rules for this campaign:

>>3440

I will update with a new rev and notify you here instead of clogging up the other threads in the future.

https://cryptpad.dismail.de/teams/

I couldn't upload it here for some reason so I uploaded it there.

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Family affair Joy the DM 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.6971 [X] del >>6974 >>6976

>>6968
>Hmm, on a flat paved road yes sure. On a gravel or muddy dirt road or even slightly uphill - not for long. Surely not all day long. Maybe some skinny but ultra-tough Vietcong fighter or a concentration camp inmate at the price of dying after a few weeks could but I still seriously doubt that. Don't underestimate friction.

[Ashley] Alice, I can summon Mechathereal Lynxes. Let's suspend disbelief a little. 5x carry capacity vs 2x max carry capacity

If it's 100 (unencumbered) x5 -> 500
If it's 300 (max) x2 -> 600

There's not much difference.

>For a human pulling a cart, a reasonable estimate would be in the range of 200 to 400 pounds (90 to 180 kg) for a short distance on a flat, paved surface.

[Bear]
The OSHA here says I can only lift 51 lbs safely and it's discounted if I'm asked to lift it regularly. Fucking weaklings.

[Joy] You don't want to keep arguing this and neither do I.

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Anonymous 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.6974 [X] del >>6977

>>6971
>Believe it or not, a person has about 1.2 horsepower, an athlete has 2.5 horsepower. A horse has 15 horsepower.
but how much power has one horse squared?

Alice 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.6976 [X] del >>6978

>>6971
I just think your 1000 lbs cart breaks game mechanics and makes things too easy but whatever. You're the DM.

>Let's suspend disbelief a little
Things must make sense according to the inherent rules of the system. Not following the rules is the first step towards communism. Do you want communism in D&D?

Bear 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.6977 [X] del

>>6974
>but how much power has one horse squared?

4 score-slugs per fahrenheit-inch of course of course

Joy the DM 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.6978 [X] del

>>6976
>Do you want communism in D&D

Come up with any number you like best Comrade, as long as everyone agrees

Gardening Thread Alice 08/04/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No. 1608 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Everything about gardening and growing vegetables and fruit with your tupper, be it in wonderland or IRL

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Bear 11/19/2024 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.6517 [X] del >>6520

>>6515
It's like when you buy a car and the moment you drive off the lot it's worth much less, well perfectly good looking strawberries become rotten on the ride home.

Yakumo 11/20/2024 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.6520 [X] del

>>6517
Must be a California thing. I noticed great differences in mold susceptibility. Just like in taste. Some strawberries taste great, others like nothing. Some rot quickly, some last forever and just dry up.But generally they last at least a couple of days. But my apartment is relatively cool.

>>6515
Starz with very small doses and see what happens. And only if you don't have to drive or do anything socially acceptable for 1-2 days. People react very differently to fly agaric.

Alice 11/22/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.6553 [X] del

>>6275
I saw the owl again yesterday!
Same time a dusk. It circled centimeters ablove ground in the garden and then grabbed something. Probably a mouse, there are a lot now. Good thing Cats weren't around. They would have gotten the owl too.
Again it was absolutely silent in flight and only made a rustling noise when it grabbend the prey in the grass during flight. Didn't land. Amazing!

I live in Neverwinter, proof Bear 12/24/2024 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.6926 [X] del >>6934

It is winter, and the monarch butterflies don't care.

Alice 12/25/2024 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.6934 [X] del

>>6926
Nice!
That's California for you.
Only pirds here but a lot.
Long-tailed tit (Aegithalos caudatus), shitty cellphone pic through window

Venting Thread Bear 12/07/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No. 2682 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]

Feel free to emote. No judging allowed. I have a feeling we're going to need this.

Bigotry and general misanthropy welcome.

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Bear 12/17/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.6855 [X] del >>6857

Someone asks, "what are you trying to makifest in life?"

Naturally I want the death of 99.9% of all humans, so I'm trying to manifest WW3 and I'm making solid ground. So I say, "I'm trying to manifest WW3."

It wasn't a popular statement. You know who liked it? EXGF, she was like "YEAH!"

We may not be together in certain ways, but this is my people, the misanthropists.

It's good to have friends who understand me.

I regret that there's only 8 billion people, I would have liked to imagine that we could kill more, but alas, we can't have everything.

Alice 12/17/2024 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.6857 [X] del

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>>6855
>WW3
based
Did you ever notice this in my .info profile?

Host's friends would also find that, well, an ordinary statement. I'm actually glad we don't really know people who would seriously ask such hippie questions like 'where do you see yourself in 10 years'.

Yakumo 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.6892 [X] del >>6894 >>6896

Aaaand another muslim terror attack on a German Christmas Market, this time in the city of Magdeburg.
It was an elderly Saudi psychiatrist doctor and apparently a conspiracy schizo rather than a jihadist. Still plowed through people with his car like a good islamist. At least 2 dead, up to 60 injured. And this after those markets are heavily guarded by police, fenced off and protected by concrete barriers against exactly those car attacks which happen regularly.
I don't feel sorry. People cheered for the arriving 'refugees' 10 years ago. This is what they deserve for promoting (((Diversity)))

Bear 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.6894 [X] del

>>6892

Tamamo 12/21/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.6896 [X] del

>>6892
Crazy
What was this guy about? He was anti-islam so he committed a terrorist attack against Germans? I mean those guys are all crazy but this is a new level

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