>>6968
>Hmm, on a flat paved road yes sure. On a gravel or muddy dirt road or even slightly uphill - not for long. Surely not all day long. Maybe some skinny but ultra-tough Vietcong fighter or a concentration camp inmate at the price of dying after a few weeks could but I still seriously doubt that. Don't underestimate friction.

[Ashley] Alice, I can summon Mechathereal Lynxes. Let's suspend disbelief a little. 5x carry capacity vs 2x max carry capacity

If it's 100 (unencumbered) x5 -> 500
If it's 300 (max) x2 -> 600

There's not much difference.

>For a human pulling a cart, a reasonable estimate would be in the range of 200 to 400 pounds (90 to 180 kg) for a short distance on a flat, paved surface.

[Bear]
The OSHA here says I can only lift 51 lbs safely and it's discounted if I'm asked to lift it regularly. Fucking weaklings.

[Joy] You don't want to keep arguing this and neither do I.

>>6971
>Believe it or not, a person has about 1.2 horsepower, an athlete has 2.5 horsepower. A horse has 15 horsepower.
but how much power has one horse squared?

>>6971
I just think your 1000 lbs cart breaks game mechanics and makes things too easy but whatever. You're the DM.

>Let's suspend disbelief a little
Things must make sense according to the inherent rules of the system. Not following the rules is the first step towards communism. Do you want communism in D&D?

>>6974
>but how much power has one horse squared?

4 score-slugs per fahrenheit-inch of course of course

>>6976
>Do you want communism in D&D

Come up with any number you like best Comrade, as long as everyone agrees

Someone asks, "what are you trying to makifest in life?"

Naturally I want the death of 99.9% of all humans, so I'm trying to manifest WW3 and I'm making solid ground. So I say, "I'm trying to manifest WW3."

It wasn't a popular statement. You know who liked it? EXGF, she was like "YEAH!"

We may not be together in certain ways, but this is my people, the misanthropists.

It's good to have friends who understand me.

I regret that there's only 8 billion people, I would have liked to imagine that we could kill more, but alas, we can't have everything.

>>6892
Crazy
What was this guy about? He was anti-islam so he committed a terrorist attack against Germans? I mean those guys are all crazy but this is a new level

I will once again say that, keeping my system well fed and exercised is so much easier with this game. It's our wonderland, it gives everyone something to do and a place to interact. To think Autumn had no reason to talk to Gwen before this, no reason to talk to Misha (Freya) either, I was her only friend in that way now she has Ashley and Gwen and everyone else and she's just morw vibrant. Everyone is. They've been dusted off and polished.

Bear and Joy's ultra dirty safeties off run became very tense when they faced off against an Owlbear with 92 HP at level1 and level2 respectively.

There in an unknown forest only 34 years past the Earthkin rebellion when Joy was a mere 148 years old so 2132 on the Gregorian calendar.

Why is she only level 2 at 148 years old? It never came up. She's a Rogue, having learned her trade on the streets of a pre-rebellion city, hidden from society. As old as she was and still in a child's body, she was subject to harassment for not being in school, having false documents and all kinds of other issues as a result. Her genetic trait, once accepted by law, became a myth and a lie to modern society.

Anyway, she survived the last 34 years in the wild, living at first off the remnants of society and later off field mice sleeping in makeshift shelters in a fishing net hammock in the trees.

Bear was a post rebellion kid, a member of an Eartkin tribe who wasn't accepted because he was only half Earthkin, a child of the rebellion itself, and though he was raised like an Earthkin, they eventually made him 2nd class for not being a true Earthkin. He left when he came of age and also rummaged through the remnants of a lost society. He learned from books and became a Ranger Tinkerer.

So he had to leave the ruins due to the increase in strange creatures threatening to kill him and traveled two seasons West in search of a settlement he could join.

One morning he heard a bear and a girl yelling, investigated, and found Joy in a tree menaced by a large grizzly about to knock down her tree and have Joy for breakfast. With his makeshift bow and arrows, he harassed the bear from a sturdier tree only to end up in the same situation.

Thankfully, Joy decided to help him and after funding a new tree she threw rocks at the bear, but soon ran out of rocks and while getting more was certain to be caught by the bear. Bear risked his life again to taunt and attack the bear and the two of them managed to whittle the bear down until he was ultimately defeated by Joy's daggers.

However she fled due to stranger danger.

>>6675
How did you obtain the poison? Is this basically like foraging? A poisoned bait might be useful but I cannot produce poison until I reach my next form and I am an alien with no idea about the local ecosystem. I could just try out potential poisons on myself. Does Cat have the skill to find poisionous plants and mushrooms?

>>6690
Joy and Bear also have a decelerated healing which would then give some incentive to do something to help it along.

<1/2 health +1 hit die/hour
<3/4 health +1 hit die/2 hours
<full health +1 hit die/8 hours

They aren't required to have rest to regenerate in this way however, they just must not be starving.

>>5849
>10

Uh oh, one more year till Yakumo loses interest.

>>5850
Nah, wouldn't care about 1000yo elf or vampire lolis either. Looks are looks.

>>5860
>ishuzoku reviewers
a man of culture i see

count on me i cant draw shit but ill make something

6666 GET

Nice devilish quads!
When will we reach 10000?

>>6295
Very cool!
Cat is such a huge monster!

Now only Kashtan is missing. Come on man!

>>6297
exploiting the deadline like a boss
here you go i was out of ideas until you said you hated halloween lol

>>6295
thats cool!

>>6298

I'm the only one who looks appropriately like someone who doesn't like Halloween.

Awesome pic!

That's gorgeous!
Looks like Cat's the only one having fun on Halloween!

>>6298
Heh, excellent!
Yeah, host would like to dress me up in such a halloween costume. Not happening though.

>>5840
>[Ashley] how hard is it to convert everything to copper, divide by 8 round down then choose from available coins to hand over?

What do you want from me, I don't have a PhD in math to carry out such complex transforms

>>5848
Bear said "too much fuck shit happened" for me to have any time. The forcast for tomorrow is "likely more fucking shit" but I will get top priority at the mid-night time.

Bear was under a lot of stress doing something that was technically difficult that he'd never done before. He managed to somehow do it perfectly as Bear is known to do.

Good show!

>>5848
>130IQ research scientist
>can't simplest math
How?

I thought Olga would scout North but I guess that's up to Alice! Off into the cold creek you go!

I say we let Alice scout N. Then we assemble near the entrance where Ashley is. Cat uses her ring of obscuring to make a fog cloud at the entrance, from there we shoot eveerything inside. Then we enter together. I don't think it's good to split up. We need to stay together and cover each other. But first we need to know whats going up North.

>>5853
i agree we gorra make sure nothing comes at us from north. then we shoot what we can from the entrance. then we go in and finish the rest. if enemies amass anywhere its molotov time.

Cat is with Ashley and not at the camp fire but it doesn't really matter.

>>5854
>Cat moves to Ashley

Ok thank to the Alice sumbarine we know we have 2 ways they could come at us from north that's not good. We still need to finish off the guys in the cave first. I say we firebomb wolves and goblin leader and range attack as long as we can. We must prevent Ashley's summons from being wiped out early.

Cat moves and casts fog
Alice throws the bomb
Yulya casts sacred flame

4 summons attack the 3 goblins

>>5654
>It's called "Dungeons and Dragons"
Why did I agree to play this game again? I absolutely hate both! Time to subvert it like host turning AI Dungeon into a field guide for trees. The AI struggled but eventually succumbed. Joy will too.

>The desperate sound of alarm bells can be heard ringing throughout Neverwinter
>An elderly lady is standing crying in her front yard as a large horse cart decorated with the letters NPWC arrives and comes to a screeching halt
>Four heavily armed LV.20 adventurers leap off the cart and run toward the old lady
>Neverwinter Pest and Weed Control at your service! Where are the culprits?
>The old lady sobbingly points at her back yard overgrown with weeds, the trees infested by bugs.
>The adventurers briefly nod to each other and then charge into battle, ripping weeds from the ground and plucking bugs from the trees
>The battle is tense but eventually the adventurers prevail and the yard is cleansed.
>Dirty and tired but mostly unharmed, the adventurers return to their cart and drive off to the blaring sound of medieval music as sudden as they have arrived, leaving the baffled lady behind without charging a copper.
>Having survived another adventure, it's time to relax at the spa and go luxury shopping for the rest of the week, then it's off to the holiday cabin in the woods for the weekend.
>Such is the harsh and grim life of the NPWC adventurers!

>>5661

It'll play a lot easier with just Cat and several Bear system girls.

Let's see, Cat and Ashley could get caught in a Feywild trap and get teleported to Freya and Gwen. That'd solve a lot.

>>5662
Boo!
Adventurers will go on strike then.

Anyway we should probably go with option #2, it's the best compromise. But we need Ashley back as minesweeper, erm, I mean to disarm traps.

>>5661
>NPWC
Hahaha, that's awesome!!

>>5662
Alice and Yulya are helpless without Ashley's and Cat's attack power. They really could only gather herbs or look for lost cats.

>>5675

Yes, Cat and Ashley are the Alice/Yulya guards and handlers.

>>5348
>Bernd gets bullied by little girl again
jesus christ man up
no wonder girls think you are either a toy or a dangerous lunatic

>>5379
based