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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #10 Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No. 31287 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>31297
All smiles edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1

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Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.31864 [X] del
Women's cycling is so brutal, one berg and it's complete chaos


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>demi being polite
also does that count as jumbo backstabbing?


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.31866 [X] del
>>31857
TOTAL WIEBES DEATH


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.31867 [X] del
More interesting finale than last week of the h*mmes


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 17:37 [Preview] No.31868 [X] del
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kwabsia 4th? manage to get herself a nice gap



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goombling stats and shits Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No. 414 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
the thread
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.29943 [X] del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 16


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.30252 [X] del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 17


Bert 07/24/2025 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.31010 [X] del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 18


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.31466 [X] del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 19


Bert 07/26/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.31787 [X] del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 20



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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #9 Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No. 30278 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>30279
'member col de la loze edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro

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Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.31282 [X] del
4'36" isn't a HUGE lead for Pogi 2bqh


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Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.31284 [X] del >>31285
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Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.31285 [X] del
>>31284
Only the second sighting of this extraordinaire squeakeur.


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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #8 Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No. 29258 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>29282
Mythical Mont Ventoux edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro

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Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.30279 [X] del >>30281


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.30281 [X] del >>30282
>>30279
Shit thread.
Shan't be posting in it.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.30282 [X] del
>>30281
of course not, not when we are so close to 1000


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.30284 [X] del
>>30268
like a sack of potatoes the last photo, kek


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.30288 [X] del
Last post, pronto.



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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #7 Bert 07/18/2025 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No. 28253 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Being Remco Evenepoel edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1

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Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.29271 [X] del >>29273>>29274
>>29270
>max HR 190
WTF, I thought you were an old boomer like us?


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.29273 [X] del >>29274
>>29271
he's also OBESE


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.29274 [X] del
>>29271
My resting heart rate can now get to fiddy. I also drank the whole weekend and didn't sleep very well tonight.
>>29273
I'm not fat I'm big boned XĐ


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.29282 [X] del


Bert 07/25/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.31286 [X] del
Ok, back in there



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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #6 Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No. 27241 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>27271
Hauta cam girl edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1

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Bert 07/19/2025 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.28285 [X] del
>>28280
>>28281
stop, at least four Berts could answer me itt


Bert 07/19/2025 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.28288 [X] del >>28297
>>28284
well, then you fill it


Bert 07/19/2025 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.28295 [X] del
>>28273
kino!


Bert 07/19/2025 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.28296 [X] del
>>28275
grim luckily she’s nowhere near power


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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #5 Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No. 26248 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>26254
Bastille Day edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1

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Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.27267 [X] del >>27268>>27269
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they order a slushy
but they don't have a slushy


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.27268 [X] del
>>27267
SLUSH-E? is he on the ebike now?


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.27269 [X] del


Bert 07/17/2025 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.27270 [X] del
No slushy in the car. He's gone, he's dead.



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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #4 Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No. 25237 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>25250
Intimidation edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT

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Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.26251 [X] del
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Benny Hill in yellow


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.26253 [X] del >>26257
>>26052
what is this profile? I can't make out the climb


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.26254 [X] del


Bert 07/14/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.26257 [X] del
>>26253
>doesn't reco dopplerhutte



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DOPAGE thread Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No. 25 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello in this thread we talk about dopage and performances that are pas normal
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Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.17789 [X] del
>>17139
that this thread is so dead is a testament to how clean the sport is today


Bert 06/15/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.18159 [X] del
hello I have some evidence to submit


Bert 06/29/2025 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.21207 [X] del >>21209
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Bert 07/03/2025 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.22221 [X] del
test



/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #3 Bert 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No. 24235 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
3 kings edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT

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Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.25242 [X] del >>25244
lets not make a new thread at all
if certain someones enjoy a thread at 1000 points we should have them delight in it
forever.


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.25244 [X] del >>25249
>>25242
Forever locked in a dead thread such is the fate of the autistic brain


Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.25249 [X] del
>>25244
Brrrrr. Comfy.

Had to go to office today, it was horrible.
The trein back had a bunch of drunk mongrel polaks blasting disco polo, subhuman polish rap and smoking cigs just outside of my compartment. They were probably drinking too. Luckily my compartment had the window open and a trein going choochoo drowned it all out.


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Bert 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.25435 [X] del
>>25197
pussy