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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

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NEET General #953 - Billy and the NEET-a-saurus Edition NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No. 973443 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are they just turning NEETs out on an assembly line these days?

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NEET 01/22/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.974313 del
>>974311
He should buy some Temu jewellery for her.


NEET 01/22/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.974314 del
I think my arse is compliant today.


NEET 01/22/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.974315 del
Green BUM BUM!!


NEET 01/22/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.974316 del
meh


NEET 01/22/2026 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.974317 del
Niece wanted Dolans for breakfast. Also wanted nuggets and chips instead of breakfast food. Fortunately they were accommodating.



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NEET General #952 - Autismus Prime Edition NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No. 972281 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEETs which transformer was your favourite?

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NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.973453 del
>>973447
To clean the big NEET loads off


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PUBLIC TOILET TOURIST


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.973456 del
Cruisey must never wear shorts.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.973457 del
BUM RASH


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NEET General #951 - NEET Park Edition NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No. 971216 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs have opinions on TV shows that keep going for more seasons than they should?

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>>972322
Get in NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972325 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972326 del
CUCUMBER PATCH AMBUSH (SEXUAL)


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972327 del
Boom roosh


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NEET General # 950 - Culture Edition NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No. 970185 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you NEETs describe yourselves as living in a highly cultured area?

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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.971298 del
>>971296
Check the ash tray in the car.


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>>971298
Seconding this one, there has got to be a few coins in the car under the seats


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BUM RASH


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NEET General #949 - Executive Internment Edition NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No. 969102 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Pack your bags Executive NEETs, the Maxi-Taxi will arrive soon to whisk you away to a beautiful mansion far away from the winds of shame. Waddle about the manicured gardens safe behind four foot thick walls where no skelly or normie will pass judgement on you again. Five course meals three times a day! Your own personal staff of professionals to bring out your best! Executives are valued in this society.

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NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.970198 del
I found the Dixon Dallas nude.


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.970200 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.970201 del
>>970198
Hot! Want.


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NEET General #948 - Year of Acceptance Edition NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No. 967954 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Happy New Year NEETs.
2026 is officially the year of acceptance. Where we accept we are never going to change and just enjoy our lives instead.
Accept it.

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NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.969144 del
MACHT SCHNELL MEIN LEIBEN GETTEN IM DER PANZERWAGEN!


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.969145 del
SNIFFO MY TIFFO


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.969146 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.969147 del
srsly tho wombo should put on Picnic at Hanging Rock by Peter Weir this saturday.


NEET 01/06/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.969148 del
CAMO MUD ON THE MARZIPAN



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NEET General #947 - Hand Rolled Log Edition NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No. 966836 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs think spending $25+ on a fancy supermarket dessert can be justified in these difficult times?

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NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.968034 del
>>968032
Food for thought. A highly philosophical proposition.
In the end, perhaps one should say that we are each our own chopper, and the pilot too.


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.968035 del
BUM RASH


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HAPPY NEW YEAR


NEET 01/01/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.968037 del
>>968034
I would be a diving bell.


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NEET General #946 - Christmas shopping lineup Edition NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No. 965701 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Get your prawns and Victorian stonefruit before its all gone, NEETs. Tell us about your christmas emergency shopping challenges, starting with your Aliexpress last minute purchases.
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NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.966848 del
>>966837
>He can have a few if hes lucky.
Lucky bugger.


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.966849 del
>>966846
Probably not your house specifically then


NEET 12/27/2025 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.966851 del
>>966844
It is well known. The mafia controls all European olive oil. I only buy Australian olive oil.


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NEET General #945 - Glorious New Trifle Era Edition NEET 12/19/2025 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No. 964598 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When did you NEETs realise that we had entered a new trifle era?
Are you one of the holdouts still sticking to cheesecakes?

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NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.965699 del
>>965693
>Might make some potatoes.
Happy planting.


NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.965700 del
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Drawing up my jolly TODO list.


NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.965707 del
>>965700
1. A poo


NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.965723 del
SPAM RASH


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