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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

zestykittenneet@protonmail.com
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 02/06/2026 (Fri) 03:10.



NEET General #957 - Craving The Shadow Edition NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No. 978754 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need it!

The knees are just not enough anymore.

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NEET 02/13/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.979473 del
>>979466
Is this Possum?


NEET 02/13/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.979474 del
>>979473
Wouldn't you like to know


NEET 02/13/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.979475 del
>>979470
>Panic in Year Zero
I would watch and embrace it!


NEET 02/13/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.979476 del
>>979472
Only Dr Dan can help.


NEET 02/13/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.979477 del
>>979471
Is this from a tug when the $20 comes out?



NEET General #956 - Spar Warrior Edition NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No. 977550 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEETs do you remember the first time you held a spar in your hands?

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NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.978749 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.978750 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.978751 del
you should make a new thread before announcing the end of the existing one


NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.978752 del
DELAYED NEET POO


NEET 02/10/2026 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.978753 del
Weeeeeberboig
Getting the korean bbq boig



NEET General #955 - Cheese Cave Edition NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No. 976510 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you NEETs physically present on this world but mentally and spiritually away in a cheese cave or walk-in cheese refrigerator?

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NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.977561 del
PUSH CRUISEY PUSH!


NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.977562 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.977563 del
POSSUM BUM BUM


NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.977564 del
JEW NIGGER


NEET 02/05/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.977565 del
SWEETIE KISSES



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NEET General #954 - Three AM Snack Edition NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No. 975519 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What flavor jam do you have on your NEET hours meal? I prefer mandarin and nectarine home made.
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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.976544 del
>>976472
>chubby
Yes she is.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.976545 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.976547 del
>>976536
Brown hands is the only service they deserve.


NEET 02/01/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.976549 del
POSSUM IS FRENCH



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NEET General #954 - Celestial Veneration Edition NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No. 974463 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you NEETs think of Celestial Veneration? Do you worship gas giants?

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NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.975516 del
BIN DAY BEST DAY


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.975517 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.975518 del
The last time Neptune transited the sign of Aries was from 1861 to 1875. This period brought significant cultural shifts and scientific discoveries — for instance, the Civil War and the pasteurisation of milk.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.975520 del
BUM BUM


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NEET General #953 - Billy and the NEET-a-saurus Edition NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No. 973443 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are they just turning NEETs out on an assembly line these days?

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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.974484 del
>>974483
The sexier the phone voice the fatter and 60 years older they are.
Trust me NEET, I'm a degenerate.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.974485 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.974487 del
>>974461
Send him a card introducing yourself.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.974488 del
SEXUALLY DISSAPOINTED NEETS


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NEET General #952 - Autismus Prime Edition NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No. 972281 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEETs which transformer was your favourite?

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NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.973453 del
>>973447
To clean the big NEET loads off


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.973455 del
PUBLIC TOILET TOURIST


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.973456 del
Cruisey must never wear shorts.


NEET 01/20/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.973457 del
BUM RASH


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NEET General #951 - NEET Park Edition NEET 01/13/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No. 971216 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs have opinions on TV shows that keep going for more seasons than they should?

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NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.972324 del
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>>972322
Get in NEET.


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972325 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972326 del
CUCUMBER PATCH AMBUSH (SEXUAL)


NEET 01/16/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.972327 del
Boom roosh


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NEET General # 950 - Culture Edition NEET 01/10/2026 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No. 970185 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you NEETs describe yourselves as living in a highly cultured area?

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NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.971298 del
>>971296
Check the ash tray in the car.


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.971299 del
>>971296
>>971298
Seconding this one, there has got to be a few coins in the car under the seats


NEET 01/14/2026 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.971300 del
BUM RASH


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