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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

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NEET General #946 - Christmas shopping lineup Edition NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No. 965701 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Get your prawns and Victorian stonefruit before its all gone, NEETs. Tell us about your christmas emergency shopping challenges, starting with your Aliexpress last minute purchases.
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NEET 12/26/2025 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.966691 del
Garn bunnings to buy a rivet gun, you neets need anything?


NEET 12/26/2025 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.966692 del
>>966691
get a rivet drill bit (a short, double ended bit)


NEET 12/26/2025 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.966693 del
>>966691
A home

t. The Nuro


NEET 12/26/2025 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.966694 del
Mording severely taxes


NEET 12/26/2025 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.966695 del
>>966694
Big goon tax?



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NEET General #945 - Glorious New Trifle Era Edition NEET 12/19/2025 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No. 964598 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When did you NEETs realise that we had entered a new trifle era?
Are you one of the holdouts still sticking to cheesecakes?

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NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.965699 del
>>965693
>Might make some potatoes.
Happy planting.


NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.965700 del
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Drawing up my jolly TODO list.


NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.965707 del
>>965700
1. A poo


NEET 12/23/2025 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.965723 del
SPAM RASH


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NEET General #944 - Unseaworthy Canoe Edition NEET 12/13/2025 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No. 963563 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs understand enough about buoyancy to tamper with the foam in a second-hand canoe? Sounds risky to me. But what would I know.

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NEET 12/19/2025 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.964634 del
Big red trifle.


NEET 12/19/2025 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.964635 del
>>964617
I found the candy land set, so she has a choice when she gets here on Sunday.


NEET 12/19/2025 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.964637 del
>>964626
And a workplace sexual harassment suit when the relationship has run it's course.


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NEET General #943 - St. Paul was a good Helper NEET 12/05/2025 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No. 962487 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you done your duty to your fellow man, or Mumsie, or Work service provider Bull Dyke?
Let us know in this thread about it. better yet tell god.
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NEET 12/13/2025 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.963582 del
bum


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BUM RASH


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rash


NEET 12/13/2025 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.963587 del
fin


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NEET General #942 - Everything is Kiked Edition NEET 11/26/2025 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No. 961409 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
...but this is not kiked! Wrong, game over try again. Thanks for playing

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NEET 12/05/2025 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.962493 del
bum bum


NEET 12/05/2025 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.962494 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/05/2025 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.962495 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEET 12/05/2025 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.962497 del
DIRTY OLD TWAT



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NEET General #941 - It's Over Edition NEET 11/13/2025 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No. 960319 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When did you come to terms with it being over?

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NEET 11/27/2025 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.961436 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 11/27/2025 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.961437 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/27/2025 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.961438 del
>>961428
I don't


NEET 11/27/2025 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.961439 del
STINKY PECKER


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NEET General #940 - Fit Edition NEET 10/25/2025 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No. 959208 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs dress well Are you /fa
I still wear skinny jeans.

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NEET 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.960337 del
might make a din


NEET 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.960338 del
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might hit this gin


NEET 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.960339 del
NOO THRED
NOO THRED
NOO THRED
NOO THRED
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NEET 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.960340 del
FIN


NEET 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.960341 del
one last boong



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NEET General #939 - Word Processor Edition NEET 10/10/2025 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No. 958163 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do any of you NEETs have strong opinions on word processing?

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NEET 10/26/2025 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.959238 del
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>>959235
>Sterilized by American Jews utilizing their unique Jewish chemicals to artificially inflate GDP figures in a deceptive Jewish scheme.


Fixed that for you neet.


NEET 10/26/2025 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.959239 del
>>959238
was that a 4 bit version of "fiddler on the roof"?


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>>959234
Bananas are for niggers neet. We would grow apples, cherries, grapes, pears, lemons, plums, apricots, nectarines, damsons.


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>>959240
how about sumac?



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NEET General #938 - Drink & Be Merry Edition NEET 09/23/2025 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No. 956990 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's in The Bible.

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NEET 10/10/2025 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.958171 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/10/2025 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.958173 del
end


NEET 10/10/2025 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.958174 del
Boong rash


NEET 10/10/2025 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.958175 del
fin


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