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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
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NEET General #908 - Back to the Future Edition NEET 11/19/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No. 923185 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEETs which year would you visit if you had a DeLorean time machine?

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NEET 11/21/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.923675 del
Think the neighbouring chink has OCD, he's always wearing disposable gloves and he checks his door 5 times after he closes it to make sure it's locked.


NEET 11/21/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.923676 del
>>923672
I thought you used win 11?


NEET 11/21/2024 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.923677 del
>>923675
Ask him if he's sure he locked it next time he's leaving.


NEET 11/21/2024 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.923678 del
>>923673
those are some rare pepes, anyone have them all?


NEET 11/21/2024 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.923679 del
>>923676
No had 10 AME in a VM for ages. I bought a 11 key and took it for a test drive on some bare metal to create a newer more “secure” disk image for a new VM and I was completely shocked at what I found



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NEET General #907 - Pet Rat Edition NEET 11/16/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No. 922198 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lets face it. Your pet rats are basically keeping you as a pet. Clean your house and stop feeding the buggers.
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NEET 11/19/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.923208 del
>>923207
Sleep tight.


NEET 11/19/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.923209 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/19/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.923210 del
>>923207
Goodnight NEET.


NEET 11/19/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.923211 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEET General #906 - Total Based Victory Edition NEET 11/13/2024 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No. 921172 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let us celebrate this victory NEETs. And give credit to the HIGH QUALITY NEETs who never lost faith.

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NEET 11/16/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.922194 del
>>922181
I rarely go there. One of the clients likes looking at dvds. I sometimes giggle at the Home of Weber there


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Whats the moofie tonight? Can we watch something other than Warriors cos i already seen it twice. What time is it on? Can we make it an hour earlier at six because I want to go to bed early. Thanks.


NEET 11/16/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.922196 del
>>922185
The Philip Hwy entrance is the front.


NEET 11/16/2024 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.922197 del
>>922194
>I sometimes giggle at the Home of Weber there
You can usually get a feed there


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NEET General #905 - You Missed The Chopper Edition NEET 11/09/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No. 920167 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ya bunch of drongos.

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NEET 11/13/2024 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.921200 del
POSSUM LOOKS ON WITH DISDAIN


NEET 11/13/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.921202 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 11/13/2024 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.921203 del
BUM RASH


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CUM SPLASH


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NEET General #904 - This Place Sucks Edition NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No. 919109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think I'm done here.

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NEET 11/09/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.920162 del
>>920154
>It suggested this, which I'll half set up and then forget about it.
It knows you love gardening.

Also this
>It was revealed recently that Amazon.com has obtained a patent for what it calls “anticipatory shipping” — a system of delivering products to customers before they place an order.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/onmarketing/2014/01/28/why-amazons-anticipatory-shipping-is-pure-genius/


NEET 11/09/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.920163 del
>>920153
Possum would get jealous


NEET 11/09/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.920165 del
>>920156
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/09/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.920166 del
I is jealous of the other vowels.


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NEET General #903 - Mong Van Edition NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No. 918109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just how excited would you NEETs be if Cruisey picked you up in his Mong Van and took you on an outing?

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NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.919156 del
Fin


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.919157 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.919159 del
END


NEET 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.919162 del
BIG SWEATY IDIOT


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NEET General #902 - Iced Vovo Edition NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No. 917094 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Vovos NEETs, are they any good?

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NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.918130 del
>>918097
Well done King.


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.918131 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.918134 del
10 GAY NIGGERS


NEET 11/04/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.918135 del
>>918126
That is a good webm filename.


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NEET General #901 - I Hate Zoomers So Much It's Unreal Edition NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No. 916020 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is it you admire the most about Generation Z neets? The charming words and phrases they have enhanced the English language with? The way that while you waste your life on 15 minute 'educational' youtube videos they instead enrich their lives with 15 second tiktoks? Their distinctive and tasteful hairstyle that recalls the noble broccoli plant? The way they achieve transcendence from reality by looking at their phones all the time and ignoring everything going on around them? The way they've replaced the deadly scourge of smoking with Completely Safe nicotine vaping?

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NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.917129 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.917130 del
BUM RASH


NEET 11/01/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.917131 del
STINKY STICKY JEET HANDSHAKE


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CUM SPLASH



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NEET General #900 - Spring Edition NEET 10/27/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No. 915064 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does the warmer weather improve your mood?

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NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.916107 del
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Let's finish this so we can move on with out lives neets.


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.916108 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.916109 del
BIG RED GLOBULAR BUTTOCKS


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.916110 del
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OK NEETS, NOW IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH AND GO TO THE NEXT THREAD. RUN!

NEW THREAD: >>916020


NEET 10/29/2024 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.916111 del
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OK NEETS, NOW IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH AND GO TO THE NEXT THREAD. RUN!

NEW THREAD: >>916020