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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 [X] del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 [X] del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

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NEET General #923 - Real Whipped Cream Edition NEET 03/15/2025 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No. 939992 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>939997
Monk Eats Real Whipped Cream Out Of Possum's Arse While Fifo rubs his balls on Weber's mousepad once.

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NEET 03/31/2025 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.940902 [X] del
cum cum cum in my bum bum bum


NEET 03/31/2025 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.940903 [X] del >>940904
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NEET 03/31/2025 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.940905 [X] del >>940906
Rape


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NEET General #922 - Autism Burger Edition NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No. 937761 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>939992>>937778
Do burgers cause autism? Is that how it happened to you?

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NEET 03/15/2025 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.939974 [X] del
>>939951
Put it in a different spot. Or have more so it callouses up


NEET 03/15/2025 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.939975 [X] del
>>939973
You tramp.


NEET 03/15/2025 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.939976 [X] del
>>939952
He doesnt answer.


NEET 03/15/2025 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.939977 [X] del
>>939970
He knows what is best for you.


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NEET General #921 - Another Year Edition NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No. 936750 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>937761>>936783
Well, NEETs, another year is upon us. What are your resolutions for 2025?

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NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.937774 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.937775 [X] del
SMASTER


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.937776 [X] del
FAG OF BI


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.937777 [X] del
PERCONF ON BIFDDIRS


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NEET General #920 - Weber's Pipe Edition NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No. 935723 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>936750>>935782>>935783
Let's hope that Weber's busted pipe is fixed in a professional and timely manner.

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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.936781 [X] del
ECONOMICAL PEPPER GRINDER


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.936782 [X] del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.936784 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.936785 [X] del
CUM SPLASH



NEET General #919 - Driving Miss Motherbat Edition NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No. 934692 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>935723>>934729
What I would give for just one hug from her.

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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.935778 [X] del
>>935737
>>935737
Asians rarely contribute to the economy. they were only buying little shit they can put in their luggage. the aussies like me with refrigerators are far better customers who are likely to return. anyway I thought slitty eyes were lactose intolerant


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.935779 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.935781 [X] del
Nigra


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NEET General #918 - Merry Christmas Edition NEET 12/24/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No. 933691 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>934692>>933719
Merry Christmas to you NEETs. I hope you have a good day.
And any lonely NEETs should know that we are here for you to share the metaphorical turkey with. Have a bit of breast.

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NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.934723 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.934724 [X] del
THE CRIMSON BOTTOM OF DOOM


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.934726 [X] del
MOTHERBATS REVENGE


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.934727 [X] del
Bum rash


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NEET General #917 - Pale Horse Edition NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No. 932660 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>933691>>932703
Do you NEETs have an opinion on pale horse imagery in the contemporary online NEET discourse?

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NEET 12/24/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.933716 [X] del >>933718
>>933714
You'll have to eatch him first.


NEET 12/24/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.933717 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/24/2024 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.933718 [X] del
>>933716
Eatch to their own


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NEET General #916 - Bottom Feeder Edition NEET 12/18/2024 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No. 931643 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>932660>>931668
Are we NEETs the bottom quartile?

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NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.932698 [X] del
>>932696
I LOVE HP


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.932699 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.932700 [X] del
CUM SPLASH


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last


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NEET General #915 - You're a Wizard Edition NEET 12/15/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No. 930540 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>931643
Do you NEETs have an animagus form? What would it be?

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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.931664 [X] del
>>931663
Maybe a year ago, I don't know.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.931665 [X] del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.931666 [X] del
She's crazy like a fool.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.931667 [X] del
PRAWN CRACKER TUGGIN'


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